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You sorted the rings out'?
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Where did Dad get yours'?
You'll have to ask him.
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Little place just outside of Waihi.
Cheapest ring in the store.
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It's a stag party, Rita -
what happens will happen.
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This is Darijds club. I have the
penthouse at the top of all this.
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Phineas found out
Bert and Carol are...
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Well, affair isn't
really the right word.
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It's not even loaded.
(GUNSHOT, SCREAMING)
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I nearly killed my best mate!
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If it was gonna be anyone,
I'm glad it was you.
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I was in the park,
and I found a familiar canine.
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I can't even look
after a bloody dog!
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No one steals my wife
off my best mate.
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(CHEERING)
Oh my God.
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(CHEERING)
He is magnificent.
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I'm pregnant. I don't think I'm ready,
Wolf. I don't think I want this baby.
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Bring in the sign.
(STATIC HISSES)
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Mm-hm.
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Yep. Next one.
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Nice.
Oi!
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What are you idiots doing'?
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Hello, Wolf.
Hey, Cheryl.
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And hey to the future generations of little
Wolfs and Cheryls who will watch this tape.
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This is our present to you.
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And not just cos we
don't have any money.
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Or because Mrs Rita says if it doesn't come with
a receipt it isn't going on the gift table_
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But because we wanted
to give you something...
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...that comes from the heart. Oh, and apologies
in advance if any of this gets used as evidence.
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(STATIC HISSES)
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That's it, boys. Come on. Yep, through
here. Keep up with them. Come on.
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We're going straight through there_ Oh,
my dear sweet lord, that is a cake_
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Yes, it is. It even has a little
Wolf and a little Cheryl on top.
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Yep, I suppose it does. Oh, careful! Careful.
Come on. Yep, down carefully there. That's it.
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Hoorah!
Piss off, Falani.
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(BEEP!) Can never have too
much grog at a party, eh?
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You know, you could actually
lend us a hand, mate.
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Official wedding film-maker, me.
Official slack-arse.
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So, how's the father of the groom on this day,
this day of days, the day above all other days?
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If you know what's good for you, Eric,
you'll point that camera somewhere else.
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Lots of yummy food.
Is it too early to start drinking'?
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Do you think the boys have
already started? Exactly.
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For fuck's sake, Sparky. I told you what would
happen if you pointed that camera at rne.
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Carry on with what you're doing.
I'm not easily shocked.
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Go away.
Sorry.
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(FOOTSTEPS RETREAT)
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Do we have to talk about it now'?
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Of course not.
I just thought that...
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You thought what'?
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That today, being today...
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Nothing's different about today.
Uh, we're getting married.
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Yeah, I know, OK, and that's fucking great, but
can we just forget about babies for today?
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But one of the reasons we're getting married is for
our kids, right? Otherwise, what's the actual point?
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(SCOFFS) That I love you.
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And I hope you love me.
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Of course I do.
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Please can we just not talk about babies? Can we
just pretend that whole situation doesn't exist?
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If that's what you want.
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And here, later on,
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after you and your wife have left to have your wicked
way with each other at the Lincoln Green, Wolf,
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this room will
be filled with sweaty,
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drunk people, dancing up a storrn of sexual energy,
and I will be right in the middle of that storm.
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You know they have to show
this to their kids, right'?
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Anything you wish to say
to the happy couple'?
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Never been married; don't know nothing
about it; best of luck to both of you.
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No words of wisdom, Mr Phineas,
based on your years of marriage.
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Oi! Come look at this.
You think this will be big enough'?
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The pig'?
Yeah, to feed everyone.
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Seems a little on the
small side to me.
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Yeah, looks more like
a guinea pig on a spit.
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Falani could probably
eat all that by himself.
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We should grab another one
just to be on the safe side.
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Demetrios is normally at his store Saturday mornings.
Here. Why don't you take Phin, go grab one, eh.
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Yeah.
Or I could take Bert.
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What? Well, doesn't have
to be him in charge.
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Nah, I wasn't saying that.
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He's not the boss of me.
Well, I wouldn't wanna be.
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Never mind, midget pig. You did your best,
and I'm sure you will be delicious.
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Hey! Don't you dare
touch it! Not yet!
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Hey, all I said was that it was big,
not that I wanted to touch it.
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And we're talking about the cake,
just to be clear. (STATIC HISSES)
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Out of my way! Is she here? COLD CHISEL:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth_
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The bride - is she here? Cheap
wine and a three-day growthm
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She was meant to spend the night at her
mum's. She said she didn't feel like it.
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It's bad luck for the bride and groom
to see each other before the ceremony.
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VVhatever you're doing in there, stop it! Oh, which is
lovely, but no, not now. No time. Come on. Hurry, hurry!
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Guess I'll see you later, then_ Mm_
I'll be the one standing, waiting.
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Yes, you will be if we don't get a move on.
Oh, get out of my way! (STATIC HISSES)
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I'll just have a chip. Cheap
wine and a three-day growth...
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Carol's calmer than I thought she'd be.
It's still early days.
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Bye, Cheryl.
Bye, Falani.
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Just keep saying to yourself that this'll
be the happiest day of your life.
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What are you doing in my car'? It's my job to follow
the bride on her special day_ How's it going?
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Ace. What's wrong with a few photos?
That's all me and Phineas have.
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Had.
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(CAR ENGINE WHINES)
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Shit.
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(CAR ENGINE REVS)
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I think it's closed.
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YOU think?
He's usually open on a Saturday.
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Demetrius!
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Demetrios, you old bastard!
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Unless he's out doing some home
kills, which he does some Saturdays.
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Oh, there'll be a pig inside, eh? I guess. He usually
does pork sausages on a Monday. You had them?
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Yeah, yeah. They're awesome.
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Real porky. Me and Carol used to
have them fresh every Monday night.
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We should break in
and grab a pig, eh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's a really good one. It's gonna
take two of us to carry it.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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Phineas?
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Mate, if this is about me shooting you, you
do remember that was an accident, right?
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It's not about that.
It's about Carol.
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This is a sacred day. This is the single
most important day in a woman's life,
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and if you ruin it for Cheryl by being
weird or saying something weird
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or even just looking at someone weird, hey!
Yeah, OK, I got it.
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I will punish you,
and you will not like it.
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OK, love, let's go
and make you beautiful.
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You're doing a good job, Sparky.
It was a lovely idea, the film.
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You smell different.
Nice, but different.
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I said no weirdness!
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Quick!
God, Carol.
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In here.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
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Just pretend I'm not here.
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Come on, you.
Quick, quick! Let's go.
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I'm a bloody flower girl.
Oh. Well, that's nice.
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No, it's not. It sucks. Being a flower girl is
for babies, so I'm gonna get really wasted.
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What?
Nothing. I'm making a-
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Yeah, one celebrating the institution that's
enslaved women for thousands of years.
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Aren't you a bridesmaid?
Only against my will.
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I hope your mate Falani doesn't
think he's getting a root tonight.
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Oh, I don't think so. Why'?
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Uh, maid of honour, best man - it's
tradition. But not at this wedding.
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I think he'll be OK. What? Why? He should be
slutted. I'm way more attractive than him.
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But wouldn't he be slutted
if you did root him'?
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(STATIC HISSES)
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Phineas, you still there'?
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I'm thinking.
Which is good, mate. That's good.
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Cos if this is about Carol, you do remember it's
not me you should be angry with any more, right?
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Yeah, but I'm still angry.
But not with me.
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That's the part where
I get confused.
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Cos I should be angry with you cos
you're my mate who rooted my wife.
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True, but that's all in the past.
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Then along comes this other fella, and
I really wanna be angry with him.
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Yeah, yeah. I would be. But you know
the one person I'm not angry with?
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Me, mate, at the end of the day.
Carol. Fuck.
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Because she's just following her urge,
and urges are real powerful things.
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It's really fucking cold in here, mate.
That's so the meat doesn't go off.
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Yes, yes, like the pig,
the one that Ted sent us to get.
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And we should probably get it on the spit
soon if it's gonna be ready for the feed, eh?
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You just need to know that I'm still
not cool with what happened.
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Fucking got it, Phineas And like I said, mate, I'm
really bloody sorry about you and Carol, all right?
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Yeah, me too.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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I'm looking for something to
inspire the happy couple here.
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You're seriously asking us what
the secret to a good marriage is'?
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You're still married, aren't you'?
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Are we? Excellent sex is a good
part of marriage. Yes, fucking_
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The man of the hour and of
the day, the day of days.
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It's just a party, Falani_ Tell me, what
do you think of my best man ie faitaga?
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If that's what you're into.
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But not the thing for you'?
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Not really.
I was starting to wonder,
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because you seem less than keen
to get into your wedding pants.
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Falani, can you turn
the bloody camera off'?
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I just need a moment to think, you know, without
the bloody camera being stuck in my face.
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To think about perhaps fleeing'?
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What? No. Good, because there would
be many people baying for your blood.
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Cheryl's pregnant again.
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That is good. Yes'?
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She doesn't wanna keep the baby.
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She wants to adopt it out?
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Oh.
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So, what do you want'?
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I want whatever Cheryl wants. After what
happened last time, I owe her that.
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And that is why you have been
sitting here with no pants on'?
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In part. Well, if you would like, I can
join you - I already have no pants on.
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I'm good, thanks, Falani.
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(BILLY IDOL'S 'WHITE WEDDING' PLAYS) It looks like
the big pig is chasing the little pig to their doom.
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(CHUCKLES)
Good work, fellas.
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Welcome.
Hey, Ted.
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You know, sooner or later, Carol's
gonna be here, right? Yeah, I know.
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So what are you gonna to do'?
Try and be cool.
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You'?
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Mate, I'm here for you now.
Seriously'?
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Yeah. She's your wife.
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Iris. Welcome. Thank you for your kind gift. You can
never have too much booze at a Henderson wedding.
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It's the least I can do, Teddy. And I'm sure it was
an oversight you didn't invite me in the first place.
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Absolutely. Shame on me.
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Oh, that horse you like, Kiwi, it's looking
good for the Melbourne Cup, I think.
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Those days are long past,
Iris. Enjoy the wedding, eh'?
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Oh, I will. Point me in the
direction of any single men.
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(CHUCKLES) Move.
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We're getting all the guests to send a
message of love to the happy couple.
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They've never met me - why the
fuck would they care what I think'?
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(STATIC HISSES)
That's a hell of a cake.
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Yes, it is.
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Be a shame when they have to
demolish it for the masses.
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Yes, it will be.
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I'm Malcolm.
Bilkey.
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Shaping up to be a lively wedding.
Yeah, it will be that.
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Go hard or go home -
is that what they say'?
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You must be from the bride's
side of proceedings.
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Both, really.
I'm the marriage celebrant.
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Oh.
And looking at this crowd...
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(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Save me a piece of cake
if I get out alive. (CHUCKLES)
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Oi, oi, oi. Is that a wee stiff y I see
in your trousers there, young Bilkey?
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Wolf? (SCOFFS)
What sort of name is that'?
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It's short for Wolfgang.
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Mm. Sounds German.
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Don't talk to him, Granny! I can't
stand Germans. Oh, here we go!
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They smell of cabbage, and they
killed Cyril, my lover in Grimsby.
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The Nazis killed him with a Butterfly bomb.
It was there in the street.
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Cyril picked it up, and he
said, 'What's this?' I said,
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'VVell, the Germans dropped it. It's obviously
no good.' It went off, blew him in half.
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He was a halfwit,
but he had a tongue...
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like an electric eel.
219
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How're you feeling?
Fine.
220
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It was about this time when I married
your father that I freaked out.
221
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I just felt so overwhelmed
by everything.
222
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:03,443
Yeah'? So?
223
00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:06,854
So as it turned out, I wish I'd
followed my instincts that day.
224
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,052
Are you trying m talk me out of n?
No!
225
00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:11,195
You are. I'm just about to
get into my wedding dress,
226
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:13,177
and you're still trying
to talk me out of marrying Wolf.
227
00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:14,793
What are you doing? You're clearly
not happy about it, are you?
228
00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:17,115
You been hanging round the house,
trying to take pictures of naked girls.
229
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:21,636
Eh? No. I wasn't! Were you filming us?
You little perv!
230
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:27,859
I'm not a perv, I swear! Get out! Go and
wait in the car. We're leaving in five.
231
00:14:28,054 --> 00:14:30,377
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
232
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
233
00:14:35,681 --> 00:14:42,178
And what a marvellous turnout of so many interesting
people from so many different walks of life!
234
00:14:42,321 --> 00:14:46,524
Well, this is Henderson,
Ofisa - it takes all sorts.
235
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,915
Hello, strange rat-like
man with a camera.
236
00:14:50,016 --> 00:14:53,736
I'm Eric. Falani will
have mentioned me. No.
237
00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:57,352
Anyway, we're asking people
the secret to a happy marriage.
238
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Today my wife is with
her sisters in Apia...
239
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where she is happy.
240
00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:06,899
I am here, where I am happy.
241
00:15:06,924 --> 00:15:10,180
Distance is a good
thing in a marriage.
242
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Oh, fuck me.
243
00:15:14,687 --> 00:15:16,627
Ted.
Danny.
244
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:20,045
Hi, Mary.
It's a hell of a turnout.
245
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:24,674
Yeah, sure is.
Rita's inside, if you're after her.
246
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,032
Not really sure what
to do with this.
247
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:30,217
Oh. I can deal with that. Why don't
you guys grab yourselves a drink, eh?
248
00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:34,719
So tell me, Mr and Mrs Peters, what's
the secret to making a marriage work?
249
00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:38,071
Alcohol. And a husband who can
keep his dick in his pants.
250
00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:40,235
Oh! She had a couple for breakfast.
251
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Didn't we all!
252
00:15:41,838 --> 00:15:45,738
The secret, my young
friends, is tolerance...
253
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forgiveness and the ability
to let go of the...
254
00:15:49,286 --> 00:15:56,083
Play wherever you like, just somewhere away from
the cake! Hey, come on, back off! Back off!
255
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:57,942
That's a bit odd.
256
00:15:58,104 --> 00:15:59,952
Oh! And the eagle...
257
00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:04,055
she got my invite,
and she has landed.
258
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,816
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
259
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:10,236
We don't belong here.
They invited us.
260
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,138
WHISPERS: They look like criminals.
261
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:18,269
You are fucking kidding me. I'm gonna
fucking kill him. Phineas, no!
262
00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,271
But he's the guy who was
balls-deep in my wife!
263
00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:23,234
Clearly, there's something going on that
we don't know about, mate. Like what?
264
00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:27,386
Like, why were they invited to the wedding
unless there's a connection somewhere?
265
00:16:27,564 --> 00:16:29,631
But I wanna kill him.
And that would ruin the wedding.
266
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:34,277
So... at least wait until after the
service, OK? (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
267
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
268
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,935
What the fuck are you doing here?
He's with me.
269
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,476
What a pleasure it is having
you in my house again, Mike (I)
270
00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,701
Oh, you're too kind, Rita.
271
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,945
(BOTH LAUGH) (GASPS) Shit, are
we getting raided already?
272
00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:53,259
My former life, and you know it.
Yet the smell of pork still lingers.
273
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:56,370
Jesus, Lefty. Have you been
reading Ted's joke book'?
274
00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:59,518
I'm paying for most of this,
so I bring who I like.
275
00:16:59,677 --> 00:17:03,967
The bridal party should be here any minute,
depending on whether Carol has another spinout.
276
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,994
I'll alert the troops.
277
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,968
You ready yet'?
278
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:14,913
Well, that answers that question. What's the
matter, Wolf? Do you not wanna get married?
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00:17:14,938 --> 00:17:18,884
VVell, that'd suit you, wouldn't it? Don't bring
me into this_ You've been a sad-arse all week_
280
00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:22,558
And now... now you're sitting there like you're on
bloody death row, about to eat your final meal.
281
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,291
Marriage isn't that bad, love. VVell,
the way you and Dad go at it sometimes.
282
00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:34,289
Jesus. Are we doing this or not? Because
if you're having second thoughts-
283
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:40,451
I'm not having second thoughts. Then what
the fuck is the problem? No problem.
284
00:17:40,536 --> 00:17:47,445
Love, if you're scared, it's OK- I'm not
fucking scared! Then put your bloody suit on_
285
00:17:48,604 --> 00:17:50,668
How is my best man'?
286
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,641
I don't know. You tell me.
287
00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:59,710
Maybe there is nothing to tell.
I doubt that very much.
288
00:18:00,849 --> 00:18:05,955
OK, then maybe there is something to tell, but in
the telling, an oath of secrecy will be broken.
289
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:10,049
Think of it like going to church,
confessing to a higher power.
290
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:13,085
That is very much how
I see you anyway.
291
00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:20,171
(SIGHS) Since you are
forcing me to tell you-
292
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,581
Something you clearly
want to tell me.
293
00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:25,358
Miss Cheryl is pregnant again...
294
00:18:27,211 --> 00:18:30,257
but she does not want
to keep the baby.
295
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:34,950
And how does Wolf feel about this?
Well,
296
00:18:35,019 --> 00:18:41,155
I suspect how he feels is different to what he
says to his woman, who he wants to no cry -
297
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as St Bob Marley might say -
at least not on their wedding day.
298
00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,508
Thank you, Falani.
299
00:18:51,085 --> 00:18:55,155
Where's Rita? In the toilet with Falani.
You what?
300
00:18:55,762 --> 00:18:57,788
I need a word.
301
00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:02,515
Were you doing drugs in there? Yes, Eric,
of course that is what we were doing (!)
302
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:06,871
Did you get it on camera? Never
mind that - we've got a pr0blem_
303
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:10,342
Do I need to know why you and Falani
were in the toilet? Best-man issues.
304
00:19:10,396 --> 00:19:14,692
Great (!) Why is Danny Peters here?
He's here? Yeah.
305
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:17,976
Well, he was always
on the invite list.
306
00:19:18,134 --> 00:19:20,189
Well, I should have been
consulted about this list.
307
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,891
You were a bit busy getting drunk
and gambling all our money away.
308
00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:26,605
Does he know that I know about...
309
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:29,022
you know?
Nope. I haven't told him.
310
00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:32,284
So when I punch him in his smug little
face, it'll come as a complete surprise.
311
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:37,672
Don't punch him, Ted. But I want to.
Not on your son's wedding day.
312
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,157
(ROCK MUSIC)
313
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DRAGON:Are you old enough?
314
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,785
Are you old enough?
315
00:19:47,609 --> 00:19:54,575
Are you old enough? Ooh, ooh. Are you old
enough for love? Looking at my life go by.
316
00:19:54,636 --> 00:19:57,305
1O years in the jailer's eye,
317
00:19:57,391 --> 00:20:02,376
and I'm thinking about my baby,
looking at my life go by... #
318
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:06,484
They know they're gonna have to stop the
party so we can do the service, right?
319
00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:08,945
I'm sure they won't turn on you,
if you don't use long words.
320
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:10,731
(THE PRETENDERS'
'MESSAGE OF LOVE' PLAYS)
321
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,582
Bilkey, I just need your help
with an emergency. What?
322
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:13,909
Can you please take
that for a second? Why?
323
00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:17,465
Why? Because the three of us, we need
to be up the front there with Wolf,
324
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:20,317
so we can't film any of
the actual weddingy bits.
325
00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:23,911
Personally, I blame Eric_ Is that
the one that looks like a rat?
326
00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:27,901
Yeah, that is him_ OK. VVell,
I'll give it my best sh0t_
327
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,051
Once the official bits are over,
I'll grab it straight back.
328
00:20:30,124 --> 00:20:33,482
Yeah, all right_ VVell, shouldn't I do it?
Take care of each 0ther___
329
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:37,140
Why? Well, I'm taller than you
- I can see over the people.
330
00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:39,618
Yeah, but I'm better than you at technical
things. Well, I'm still taller than you.
331
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:41,426
I'll leave it with you guys.
332
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,941
It's like looking into the future.
You got it, Dad'?
333
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:48,740
All okey-dokey, son. You go and make all of
Samoa proud by being the bestest best man.
334
00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:51,786
I'll try. THE PRETENDERS:
Like Brigitte Bardot_..
335
00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:53,947
on! My foots. (CHUCKLES)
336
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,295
Yes, Bilkey, hello.
337
00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:02,714
Hey, this is fun.
Oi! Turn that fucking music off!
338
00:21:02,873 --> 00:21:07,710
The bride is out the front, so everybody needs
to be where they should be right this second.
339
00:21:07,853 --> 00:21:13,421
Are we all clear on where we need to be? Two
minutes, and then play the proper music!
340
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:18,766
You OK there, Phineas? Do you want
me to do the camera thing, mate'?
341
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:21,662
Yeah, that'd be good.
342
00:21:21,804 --> 00:21:25,008
(METAL-GUITAR 'WEDDING MARCH' PLAYS)
343
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,708
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
344
00:21:34,647 --> 00:21:40,330
What the fuck? I tried to stop them,
but they walked straight past me!
345
00:21:40,391 --> 00:21:42,386
What are you doing here, Dario'?
346
00:21:42,457 --> 00:21:45,732
Ted fucking West, what do
you think I'm doing here'?
347
00:21:45,757 --> 00:21:47,789
Well, I don't know about you,
but we're trying to have a wedding.
348
00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:55,788
This would be the wedding that you have stag do at
my apartment, yes, where you trash my apartment?
349
00:21:55,962 --> 00:22:00,989
So I have one question for you -
why you no invite me to wedding?
350
00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:05,154
(SCOFFS) Jeez, Dario -
you want a list'?
351
00:22:05,953 --> 00:22:09,385
Does not matter, because
I decide to come anyway.
352
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:13,539
Doslic and West have been brothers
for far too long to hold grudges.
353
00:22:13,572 --> 00:22:15,541
Not really.
354
00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:20,269
WHISPERS: Yeah, also, uh,
since story of legendary party,
355
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:24,625
I have had so many women in
my apartment, my dick is raw.
356
00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:32,113
All right. I don't need to know, Dario. Make
yourselves at home, eh? All right. Yeah, yeah.
357
00:22:32,174 --> 00:22:35,572
So I'll go tell her it's
OK to start, shall I'?
358
00:22:35,714 --> 00:22:40,332
PETER FRAMPTON: Shadows
grow so long before my eyes...
359
00:22:41,691 --> 00:22:43,637
and they're moving...
360
00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:47,003
across the page.
361
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,773
Suddenly, the day turns...
362
00:22:51,232 --> 00:22:53,272
into night,
363
00:22:54,502 --> 00:22:56,533
I far away___ I
364
00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:59,840
from the city.
365
00:23:01,371 --> 00:23:03,339
But don't...
366
00:23:04,201 --> 00:23:06,160
hesitate... I.
367
00:23:07,597 --> 00:23:09,432
cos your love
368
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,098
I won't wait_ I
369
00:23:15,863 --> 00:23:18,394
Ooh, baby, I love your way...
370
00:23:18,946 --> 00:23:20,945
every day-
371
00:23:22,365 --> 00:23:24,920
I wanna tell you I love your way
372
00:23:25,686 --> 00:23:27,544
every day-
373
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:31,988
I wanna be with
you night and day... #
374
00:23:36,219 --> 00:23:38,615
Please be seated, everyone.
375
00:23:40,623 --> 00:23:43,089
Family and friends
of Wolf and Cheryl,
376
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:48,744
we're gathered here today to join these two
exceptional young people in matrimony.
377
00:23:48,849 --> 00:23:52,860
When I talked with Wolf and Cheryl about
what they wanted from this ceremony,
378
00:23:52,905 --> 00:23:54,952
there were only two
things they wanted.
379
00:23:54,977 --> 00:24:01,430
The first was to skip over the bit about anyone
knowing good reason why they shouldn't get married.
380
00:24:01,510 --> 00:24:06,446
The fuck you looking at rne for'?
She was just as bad. (LAUGHTER)
381
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:13,499
And the second thing was that this be the
fastest ceremony ever. With that in mind, Wolf,
382
00:24:13,524 --> 00:24:17,056
please repeat after me,
I, Wolfgang West...
383
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:21,789
I, VVolfgang VVest... ...take you, Cheryl
Miller... ...take you, Cheryl Miller...
384
00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:25,202
...to be my wife...
...to be my wife...
385
00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:29,836
...to have and to hold
from this day forward...
386
00:24:29,861 --> 00:24:31,799
...to have and to hold
from this day fonuard...
387
00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:36,310
...for better or for worse...
...for better or for worse...
388
00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:42,352
___for richer and for poorer,.__ ___for richer and
for poorer,.__ .__in sickness and in health,___
389
00:24:42,411 --> 00:24:47,814
...in sickness and in health... ...to love and
to cherish... ...to love and to cherish...
390
00:24:47,883 --> 00:24:52,525
___from this day forward... ___from this
day forward... ...until death do us part.
391
00:24:52,556 --> 00:24:54,682
...until death do us part.
392
00:24:57,423 --> 00:25:02,497
I, Cheryl Miller... I, Cheryl Miller...
...take you, Wolfgang West...
393
00:25:02,555 --> 00:25:07,189
...take you, Wolfgang West... ...to be
my husband... ...to be my husband...
394
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,712
...to have and to hold
from this day forward...
395
00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:15,026
...to have and to hold from this day
forward... ...for better or for worse...
396
00:25:15,071 --> 00:25:20,798
...for better or for worse... ...for richer and
for poorer... ...for richer and for poorer...
397
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:25,783
...in sickness and in health...
...in sickness and in health...
398
00:25:25,808 --> 00:25:29,686
...to love and to cherish...
...to love and to cherish...
399
00:25:29,755 --> 00:25:33,030
...from this day forward...
...from this day forward...
400
00:25:33,055 --> 00:25:37,303
...until death do us part.
...until death do us part.
401
00:25:40,754 --> 00:25:44,152
Wolf and Cheryl will
now exchange rings.
402
00:25:48,706 --> 00:25:54,194
The ring, with no beginning and no end,
is the symbol of their eternal love.
403
00:25:54,249 --> 00:25:56,398
With this ring, I thee wed.
404
00:25:58,936 --> 00:26:01,962
With this ring,
I thee wed. (SNIFFLES)
405
00:26:01,987 --> 00:26:08,579
And with that, in record time, I now
pronounce you husband and wife. (CHEERING)
406
00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:14,867
(CHEERING) BON MARCHE: # It's only
me, I'm running when we slide down.
407
00:26:15,762 --> 00:26:19,512
So this is love.
So this is love.
408
00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:23,174
All that I've got to say is,
409
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,968
so this is love.
So this is love.
410
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:29,448
I've just about had enough.
411
00:26:30,931 --> 00:26:34,926
Love's elusive ways
are driving me crazy.
412
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,070
I'm lost in confusion,
413
00:26:41,095 --> 00:26:44,907
imagination's running wild.
414
00:26:45,086 --> 00:26:47,043
One fish. Hmm'?
415
00:26:47,068 --> 00:26:52,680
All I wanted was one blimmin' fish for my dinner, and
do you think this bastard would let me take one?
416
00:26:52,824 --> 00:26:57,979
ALL: No! But, you know, our Wolf, he's
the leader, so what he says goes.
417
00:26:58,153 --> 00:27:01,575
Eric, I don't think this is a good story for
right now- So all the fish gets spoilt,
418
00:27:01,648 --> 00:27:05,695
and next thing, Darids paying us to burn the
bloody fish factory down to the ground!
419
00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,830
It was you burned
down uncle's factory?
420
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,761
He asked me!
421
00:27:11,074 --> 00:27:15,620
Hey! He never liked you! Never liked you!
Good story, mate (!)
422
00:27:15,779 --> 00:27:17,669
I don't know why they call
the best man the best man,
423
00:27:17,817 --> 00:27:23,519
when surely, today, the best man is
the man who married the best woman.
424
00:27:25,638 --> 00:27:29,097
There were fields out
here in those days.
425
00:27:29,122 --> 00:27:32,970
And trees - lots of trees.
426
00:27:33,102 --> 00:27:36,039
And there were no brown people.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
427
00:27:36,097 --> 00:27:39,304
Now there are brown
people everywhere.
428
00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:46,360
The first one's from Dad, from Australia,
with that bitch prison guard he's with now.
429
00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:52,235
READS: 'Love you always, my dearest Cheryl. Sorry
we couldn't make it.' VVell, sorry my arse.
430
00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:57,852
Stick to reading the telegrams, OK? And the last one's
from Jeanette, down with the freaky Christians.
431
00:27:57,964 --> 00:28:01,764
READS: On this day I hope you will
finally turn to God for forgiveness.
432
00:28:01,942 --> 00:28:05,639
VVell, that's a big fuck you from
Jeanette then, isn't it? Mandy, sit down.
433
00:28:05,688 --> 00:28:11,792
I guess the one thing I can say about marriage
to pass on to these young people is that
434
00:28:11,971 --> 00:28:15,490
it's a lot like a horse
race, a steeplechase -
435
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:20,473
plenty of obstacles along the way,
436
00:28:20,647 --> 00:28:24,130
and it goes on for fucking ever.
(LAUGHTER)
437
00:28:24,189 --> 00:28:28,130
But if you keep at it...
438
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,722
you work together...
439
00:28:32,113 --> 00:28:34,415
you'll get across the line.
440
00:28:38,101 --> 00:28:40,663
Just don't bet the house on it.
441
00:28:41,381 --> 00:28:43,315
Cheers.
442
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:45,284
ALL: Cheers.
443
00:28:46,396 --> 00:28:48,197
OK, so, apparently,
444
00:28:48,371 --> 00:28:52,647
this is the bit where you're meant to throw it open
to the floor for anyone who wants to say something.
445
00:28:52,794 --> 00:28:56,015
But can I just say that the longer
we go on with the speeches,
446
00:28:56,142 --> 00:28:59,937
the more we're cutting into
the serious drinking time.
447
00:28:59,962 --> 00:29:02,036
I'd like to say something.
448
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:07,003
The beautiful mother of the
groom to say a few words.
449
00:29:08,825 --> 00:29:13,956
I think Cheryl will be the first to admit
that when she first turned up on my doorstep,
450
00:29:13,989 --> 00:29:19,019
I was less than impressed. I'd sent
Wolf to the dairy to get some smokes;
451
00:29:19,131 --> 00:29:22,494
turns out he came back with
a bloody wife. (LAUGHTER)
452
00:29:22,689 --> 00:29:29,193
So we didn't start on a great note, and then things
kind of went downhill from there. Am I right?
453
00:29:29,218 --> 00:29:32,542
And then some.
Yeah.
454
00:29:32,705 --> 00:29:35,516
But the thing is, Cheryl, my boy...
455
00:29:37,286 --> 00:29:41,861
he loves the heck out of you,
so I guess I'm stuck with you.
456
00:29:42,624 --> 00:29:44,624
You are.
457
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:52,294
Wolf really loves you, Cheryl. In fact there are
times when I think he loves you too much...
458
00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:59,389
times when he's so scared of hurting you that
he doesn't tell you what he truly feels,
459
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:03,611
cos he doesn't wanna hurt
you by going against you.
460
00:30:05,266 --> 00:30:07,270
When I was young...
461
00:30:08,468 --> 00:30:11,068
about your age - not much older -
462
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:17,370
a black dog came to visit me.
463
00:30:19,209 --> 00:30:22,858
And it made everything
in my world dark...
464
00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:25,395
and it led me to...
465
00:30:26,087 --> 00:30:29,944
a decision to kill my own boy.
466
00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:38,742
And I would have gone through with it if
a great man hadn't have stopped me...
467
00:30:40,452 --> 00:30:42,398
my husband.
468
00:30:42,546 --> 00:30:44,405
He stopped me,
469
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,493
and he loved me,
470
00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:51,097
and he took away the fear,
and he sent the black dog away.
471
00:30:52,936 --> 00:31:00,196
I know you're scared, love, and it's OK to be
afraid after what you guys have been through.
472
00:31:00,266 --> 00:31:06,601
But you need to know that Wolf- That's
fucking rich coming from you, Rita West,
473
00:31:06,706 --> 00:31:11,991
going on about family at the same
time you're rooting my husband!
474
00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:17,446
Mary_ Mary, I said leave it_ Hypocrite bitch_
Preaching's one thing - doing's another!
475
00:31:17,471 --> 00:31:19,474
Oi! Shut up!
476
00:31:19,557 --> 00:31:22,565
And show some respect.
You're a guest here.
477
00:31:22,723 --> 00:31:24,832
Don't tell me to shut
up, you cheap slapper!
478
00:31:24,857 --> 00:31:27,218
Jesus Christ, Mary,
give it a rest, will ya'?
479
00:31:27,251 --> 00:31:29,451
At least I don't have
a pimp for a husband!
480
00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:31,968
You don't have a husband -
just a pig boyfriend.
481
00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:35,944
For God's sake, I'm not a pig.
And little slut daughters! Mary!
482
00:31:36,101 --> 00:31:40,750
Fuck you, bitch! VVho are you
calling a slut, you alky cow!?
483
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:44,077
I don't like you!
484
00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:46,179
Oh Shit.
485
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,081
Argh! Fucking bitch!
486
00:31:48,322 --> 00:31:51,693
Excellent shindig so far, guys.
No, no, no.
487
00:31:51,768 --> 00:31:55,182
I just need a couple of minutes, while
they sort this out. Are you OK?
488
00:31:55,212 --> 00:31:57,893
Depends whether you call this OK.
489
00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:04,411
I'll be right back.
Take your time, love.
490
00:32:04,442 --> 00:32:08,924
Horrible little woman you are!
Horrible woman! (CHEERING)
491
00:32:09,082 --> 00:32:10,993
You told her, didn't you'?
492
00:32:11,391 --> 00:32:16,044
You are well aware of your
mother's powers of persuasion.
493
00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:18,930
(ROCK MUSIC)
494
00:32:23,095 --> 00:32:25,926
What the fuck was that about, Rita'?
495
00:32:26,757 --> 00:32:28,797
You know.
496
00:32:29,177 --> 00:32:32,843
I'm not gonna be guilted
into keeping this baby.
497
00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:34,800
Fuck off, Bilkey.
498
00:32:34,943 --> 00:32:38,439
Fucking off, as requested.
(CLEARS THROAT)
499
00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:49,974
The point that I was trying to get to,
before Danny's pissed wife interrupted, . ..
500
00:32:51,147 --> 00:32:57,888
Is that with the love of a good man, you can
be strong enough to get through anything.
501
00:32:59,373 --> 00:33:03,042
And today, love,
you married a very good man.
502
00:33:07,409 --> 00:33:09,281
So, is Ted a good man'?
503
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:15,287
Yeah, he is.
504
00:33:17,143 --> 00:33:19,090
He's better than me.
505
00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:22,935
Sometimes I don't deserve him.
506
00:33:23,078 --> 00:33:25,565
But we get through things...
507
00:33:26,175 --> 00:33:28,170
just like you and Wolf.
508
00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:31,712
It won't ever be perfect -
it never is -
509
00:33:33,071 --> 00:33:39,455
but I can see it now that you two are gonna
always keep coming back to each other.
510
00:33:39,922 --> 00:33:43,628
And that's all the strength
you need, girl.
511
00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:49,820
What the hell were you thinking, mouthing ofl'
in front of everyone like that? Jesus Christ.
512
00:33:49,881 --> 00:33:53,535
Danny_ Ted, mate, Jesus,
I'm so sorry about that.
513
00:33:53,572 --> 00:33:58,744
I have no idea what brought that on, apart from bloody
gin for breakfast. Back to Hamner Springs for her.
514
00:33:58,939 --> 00:34:01,265
Don't bullshit me... mate.
515
00:34:03,455 --> 00:34:06,139
I guess Rita confessed, then, huh.
And you told Mary.
516
00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:10,415
No, not me. I did confess,
though - to Father Murphy.
517
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:15,849
Turns out he's a big a bloody
pisshead as Mary, as it happens.
518
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,962
I guess I deserved that. But in all fairness,
Ted, your wife is a magnificent creature,
519
00:34:23,031 --> 00:34:25,764
and I find her very hard- (GRUNTS)
520
00:34:26,286 --> 00:34:31,548
Whatever bloody schemes you and
her have got going on are over.
521
00:34:31,976 --> 00:34:37,291
From now on, you stay the bloody
hell away from my wife. You got it'?
522
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,389
Like crystal, Ted.
523
00:34:43,189 --> 00:34:45,170
Thought I told you no punching.
524
00:34:45,312 --> 00:34:48,330
Yeah, not very good
at doing what I'm told, me.
525
00:34:48,508 --> 00:34:50,406
True.
526
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:54,087
TH' DUDES: Ya, ya, ya,
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
527
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,369
You wanna know what marriage
is really about'?
528
00:34:58,512 --> 00:35:00,423
There are worse examples than that.
529
00:35:00,507 --> 00:35:02,470
Drink...
530
00:35:02,495 --> 00:35:03,009
yourself more bliss.
531
00:35:03,152 --> 00:35:05,107
This's my boyfriend!
532
00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:11,999
Forget about the last one;
get yourself another.
533
00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:19,309
Are we ever actually gonna eat the fucking
cake? ALL: Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
534
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:22,715
OK, we'll cut the damn cake!
(CHEERING)
535
00:35:27,347 --> 00:35:29,366
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
536
00:35:29,577 --> 00:35:31,732
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
Ya� Ya, ya, ya.
537
00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:35,425
Do you wanna hand with that?
Yeah, that'd be great.
538
00:35:35,584 --> 00:35:37,451
Ya, ya, ya, ya...
539
00:35:40,975 --> 00:35:43,115
You lost something, Wendy'?
540
00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:46,036
My husband.
Can't help you there.
541
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:51,107
In fact, I'm still trying to figure out
why you're even here in the first place.
542
00:35:51,132 --> 00:35:54,392
We were invited.
Not by me.
543
00:35:54,417 --> 00:35:57,917
There was an invitation in the mail. I didn't wanna
come, but Brian was keen, so... I don't even like you.
544
00:36:02,715 --> 00:36:06,236
Yeah, got that much.
Because you're all criminals.
545
00:36:06,399 --> 00:36:10,062
Wendy, things are gonna go a hell
of a lot better between you and me
546
00:36:10,226 --> 00:36:14,567
when you just put that idea right
out of your head. (KNOCK AT DOOR)
547
00:36:14,592 --> 00:36:17,537
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
548
00:36:20,490 --> 00:36:22,306
Gidday, Rita.
549
00:36:24,025 --> 00:36:27,237
You better have the
mother of all warrants.
550
00:36:27,307 --> 00:36:29,245
ALL:Drink...
551
00:36:29,316 --> 00:36:33,275
yourself more bliss.
552
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,005
Yeah, forget about the last one;
553
00:36:36,214 --> 00:36:38,237
get yourself another...
554
00:36:38,681 --> 00:36:41,610
Yeah, I couldn't be more
bloody proud of you two.
555
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:45,593
Clearthe way. Step back, please.
Step back. Out of my way, please.
556
00:36:45,618 --> 00:36:51,298
Oh. Guess it wouldn't be a party without
porkers, would it? Can I help you, gentlemen?
557
00:36:51,441 --> 00:36:55,397
Turn the music off. Why? It's not even
dark. There have been complaints.
558
00:36:55,561 --> 00:37:01,681
I'll give you fucking complaints! It's
OK, Dario. Let rne take care of it, OK?
559
00:37:01,739 --> 00:37:03,653
(ALL CLAMOUR)
560
00:37:04,112 --> 00:37:06,280
Not the cake! Not the cake!
561
00:37:06,438 --> 00:37:08,755
This is police harassment,
and you fucking know it.
562
00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:11,947
This is me, doing my job, Rita - the
one I actually have you to thank for.
563
00:37:11,972 --> 00:37:14,633
Hey, Rita, there's a problem,
out there. Oh shit.
564
00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:21,036
Go back outside, Bert. Nothing for you
here_ You have no right, barging in___
565
00:37:22,194 --> 00:37:25,214
Brian?
I've been meaning to tell you.
566
00:37:28,305 --> 00:37:30,276
I've fallen in love.
567
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,004
Forget about the last one;
get yourself another.
568
00:37:36,163 --> 00:37:38,007
(CROWD JEERS)
569
00:37:38,138 --> 00:37:40,092
(CLICK!)
Hey!
570
00:37:40,348 --> 00:37:45,122
Constable Grant, isn't it'?
Yes, ex-detective McCarthy.
571
00:37:46,694 --> 00:37:51,088
I remember you. You were a loathsome little
oink when I left. Things haven't improved.
572
00:37:51,170 --> 00:37:53,177
Please take a step back, sir.
573
00:37:53,336 --> 00:37:56,050
If you are here in broad daylight because
someone doesn't like the fucking music,
574
00:37:56,229 --> 00:37:58,544
then you're fucking picking
on these people.
575
00:37:58,569 --> 00:38:03,379
Do not swear at me again. Private property.
Ted, you OK with me swearing on your property?
576
00:38:03,464 --> 00:38:05,105
Oh, yeah, go for your
fucking life, Mike.
577
00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:08,121
So you, Cunt-stable...
(LAUGHTER)
578
00:38:08,472 --> 00:38:13,090
__.need to pull your head in. Or we
pull it in for you_ And listen to me_
579
00:38:13,173 --> 00:38:18,952
You've made your point, you've rattled your sabre
- now let the people get on with their party.
580
00:38:19,077 --> 00:38:20,931
Or else what?
581
00:38:21,031 --> 00:38:22,932
(TH' DUDES' BLISS')
582
00:38:23,282 --> 00:38:25,773
ALL: Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
583
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:28,160
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
584
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:30,627
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
585
00:38:30,712 --> 00:38:32,892
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
586
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:35,259
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!
587
00:38:35,284 --> 00:38:37,318
What a showboat!
588
00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:41,114
Careful, Lefty -
that's the Mike I like.
589
00:38:44,241 --> 00:38:49,919
Oh, don't worry, my love. I'll come
for you through the Tunnel of Love.
590
00:38:49,944 --> 00:38:52,153
(BEEP!)
Get the fuck away!
591
00:38:53,358 --> 00:38:55,391
(LAUGHS)
592
00:38:56,282 --> 00:38:57,158
Yeah!
593
00:38:58,873 --> 00:39:02,031
You knew about Brian and I? Yeah, we kinda
saw youse the night of the hen party.
594
00:39:02,756 --> 00:39:07,020
You were watching us? Through the
window, but not for, like, long.
595
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:11,009
Phineas wanted to come in and rip Brian's
head off, but I made him change his mind.
596
00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:14,977
Thank you for that. But I don't know
what it means. What what means?
597
00:39:15,002 --> 00:39:18,182
You and him. With Bert,
it was you wanted a baby.
598
00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:22,073
I still want a baby,
just not from Bert.
599
00:39:22,666 --> 00:39:26,426
And I want a baby with Carol. But you've
got VVendy_ She doesn't want babies.
600
00:39:26,585 --> 00:39:31,826
Phineas, when you said I could find
someone who would give me a baby,
601
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,289
what did you think would happen
when that baby came along?
602
00:39:34,314 --> 00:39:37,159
That we'd raise it
together, as ours.
603
00:39:37,212 --> 00:39:39,160
I can't do that to Brian.
604
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:44,042
Which means, Phineas,
I want a divorce.
605
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,796
God doesn't believe in divorce.
606
00:39:47,821 --> 00:39:55,564
There's no other way around it, Phineas. I love
you, but I can't be complete while I'm with you.
607
00:39:55,639 --> 00:40:00,031
Phineas, mate, it's over. You know,
walk away with your head held high.
608
00:40:00,209 --> 00:40:04,721
No, not without a fight.
You want Carol, you fight for her.
609
00:40:04,767 --> 00:40:10,304
Phineas, you don't wanna do that. You're my wife!
If I don't fight for you, what does that make rne?
610
00:40:10,329 --> 00:40:11,996
You don't have to do this.
611
00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:14,384
Back up! Now! Clear the space!
612
00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:16,420
Ooh! Oh! What's going on?
613
00:40:16,505 --> 00:40:18,972
You need to stop this, mate.
Otherwise someone is gonna get hurt.
614
00:40:19,047 --> 00:40:22,312
Stop what? Basically, Phineas and
Brian are fighting for my honour,
615
00:40:22,437 --> 00:40:26,660
which, once upon a time would have got
me wet beyond all belief. Actually...
616
00:40:26,870 --> 00:40:30,866
Bloody hell, Carol. Ted, you need to call Phineas
ofi before he rips the little bugger in half.
617
00:40:30,948 --> 00:40:33,591
Yeah.
Don't worry - no one's gonna die.
618
00:40:33,771 --> 00:40:36,140
Brian knows how not
to use lethal force.
619
00:40:36,194 --> 00:40:41,123
Come on. Come and get some.
Your wife? I've already got her.
620
00:40:41,453 --> 00:40:43,397
(GRUNTS)
621
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:50,461
Phineas, look_ Carol says you're a very sweet man, and
I would love it if one day we could all be friends_
622
00:40:50,522 --> 00:40:52,422
(GRUNTS)
623
00:40:55,330 --> 00:41:02,015
I grew up on the films of Bruce Lee, Phineas, started
studying Jeet Kune Do - the way of intercepting fist -
624
00:41:02,097 --> 00:41:07,721
at a young age. They now say I'm the
second deadliest man in Henderson.
625
00:41:09,764 --> 00:41:11,695
(GRUNTS)
626
00:41:12,123 --> 00:41:14,150
(CRASH!)
627
00:41:14,678 --> 00:41:16,798
(GRUNTS)
No! Not the cake!
628
00:41:16,823 --> 00:41:18,752
(LAUGHTER)
629
00:41:20,591 --> 00:41:23,477
All in favour of escaping now'?
Aye.
630
00:41:23,519 --> 00:41:25,602
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
631
00:41:25,729 --> 00:41:27,643
Enough, Phineas.
632
00:41:27,941 --> 00:41:31,536
I will always care for you -
please know that -
633
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,655
but you need to move on.
634
00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:44,901
Come on inside, love. We'll get you a
drink, get you tidied up. Won't we, Ted?
635
00:41:45,095 --> 00:41:46,926
Yeah, 'course.
636
00:41:48,811 --> 00:41:52,885
So, who's the deadliest man in Henderson?
You don't wanna meet him.
637
00:41:52,910 --> 00:42:00,401
You know that when we come back tomorrow, the
party will just be getting started again, right?
638
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,497
What?
639
00:42:03,544 --> 00:42:05,437
This is it, isn't it'?
640
00:42:06,096 --> 00:42:08,042
Is what'?
This -
641
00:42:10,085 --> 00:42:14,200
this house, these people.
I'm never escaping, am I?
642
00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:20,125
You mean apart from spending
tonight at the Lincoln Green?
643
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:22,874
No.
644
00:42:23,225 --> 00:42:25,192
Is that a bad thing?
645
00:42:26,516 --> 00:42:30,434
And your mother, she'll always be
interfering in our lives, won't she'?
646
00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:32,682
Yeah, but to be fair,
she interferes in everyone's life.
647
00:42:32,712 --> 00:42:35,384
Yeah, but she specialises in us.
648
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:40,768
Nah, that's not gonna change.
649
00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:46,469
So any babies I have...
650
00:42:47,487 --> 00:42:51,812
she'll be right in there,
telling me what to do, right'?
651
00:42:55,345 --> 00:42:57,315
But I'll be there...
652
00:42:58,566 --> 00:43:00,850
fighting her off.
You swear'?
653
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,535
Absolutely.
654
00:43:05,731 --> 00:43:10,269
No matter what happens, what
kind of dragon I turn into'?
655
00:43:10,307 --> 00:43:12,278
Bring it on.
656
00:43:15,747 --> 00:43:19,284
So I guess I'm having
this damn baby, then.
657
00:43:21,371 --> 00:43:23,295
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
658
00:43:26,578 --> 00:43:28,456
(SIGHS)
659
00:43:28,598 --> 00:43:30,600
(POIGNANT MUSIC)
660
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:32,500
(MUSIC FADES)
661
00:43:37,671 --> 00:43:39,688
(CHEERING)
662
00:43:42,227 --> 00:43:44,199
Ah! Thought you could
escape, did ya'?
663
00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:48,573
Sneak off into the night... Like the thief
you are, cos of genetics and stufl'.
664
00:43:48,767 --> 00:43:52,019
For God's sake,
what's left for us to do'?
665
00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:54,675
(TH' DUDES' 'BE MINE TONIGHT' PLAYS)
666
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,699
(CHEERING)
667
00:43:56,724 --> 00:43:58,718
Get in there!
668
00:44:01,191 --> 00:44:05,091
Asian cigarettes,
669
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:09,161
a long talk,
a few cans if you can.
670
00:44:09,371 --> 00:44:12,995
Be my bare-skinned baby.
671
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:16,463
We're in for a long
night, a strong night.
672
00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:18,894
Another smoke,
673
00:44:18,919 --> 00:44:20,874
I another can, I
674
00:44:20,899 --> 00:44:24,627
another conversation,
675
00:44:24,821 --> 00:44:26,779
#maybe...
676
00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:32,975
Welcome to the family.
Thank you.
677
00:44:33,149 --> 00:44:37,331
You seem happier.
Well, imagining you being a Grandma,
678
00:44:37,356 --> 00:44:40,414
when you're still running around
pretending like you're 21.
679
00:44:40,573 --> 00:44:45,574
I look forward to a whole new world.
You won't know what hit ya.
680
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:47,876
I'm sure we'll see it coming.
681
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:52,414
So, Mr Cheryl West,
how's marriage treating you'?
682
00:44:52,467 --> 00:44:55,830
Well, I'm standing out here waiting
for my wife... (CLEARS THROAT)
683
00:44:55,855 --> 00:44:57,802
which I guess is something
I'm gonna have to get used to.
684
00:44:57,848 --> 00:45:00,352
So what I'm hearing
is marriage kind of sucks.
685
00:45:00,377 --> 00:45:04,915
Nah. Nah, it's great.
Wouldn't change it for the world.
686
00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:08,268
Hey, sis.
Barry.
687
00:45:08,805 --> 00:45:10,767
Hey. Hey, Anne-Marie.
688
00:45:11,395 --> 00:45:14,492
Sorry for showing up so late.
I thought you were in Australia.
689
00:45:14,672 --> 00:45:18,422
Flying out tonight. Just thought I'd drop in
and say congrats on my way to the airport.
690
00:45:18,447 --> 00:45:22,437
Wolf, we need to flee
while we have the chance. Hi.
691
00:45:22,851 --> 00:45:26,614
Hello.
This is Sparky's sister, Anne-Marie.
692
00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:30,272
Pleased to finally meet
you. Congratulations.
693
00:45:30,435 --> 00:45:32,247
Thanks.
694
00:45:33,513 --> 00:45:35,372
Um, sorry, we need to go.
695
00:45:36,453 --> 00:45:39,470
Bye, my brother-in-law.
Bye, Mandy.
696
00:45:39,659 --> 00:45:45,745
WHISPERS: We are destined to fuck. And
I will be the best fuck of your life.
697
00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:52,762
Bye, Cheryl. Hope you guys have
a really good night. Love you.
698
00:45:55,268 --> 00:45:57,237
That was weird.
699
00:45:57,262 --> 00:45:59,180
I don't need to know.
700
00:45:59,672 --> 00:46:01,789
All right! Who wants this'?
701
00:46:01,816 --> 00:46:03,739
(SHRIEKING)
702
00:46:04,659 --> 00:46:06,614
Ow! You bitch!
703
00:46:07,057 --> 00:46:12,875
Bye! You know what? Slutty Pants may
have some redeeming features yet.
704
00:46:13,426 --> 00:46:15,482
(DOOR SLAMS)
705
00:46:15,507 --> 00:46:17,464
(CROWD CLAMOURS)
706
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,090
I might take my leave too.
707
00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:23,669
You won't stay for a nightcap'?
708
00:46:24,966 --> 00:46:30,344
My wife will already be wondering where
I am. Lovely to meet you, Bilkey.
709
00:46:30,369 --> 00:46:32,298
And you, Malcolm.
710
00:46:32,953 --> 00:46:34,894
(FOOTSTEPS RETREAT)
711
00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:38,782
Bugger. So to speak.
712
00:46:38,827 --> 00:46:41,205
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
713
00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:45,947
You OK'?
714
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,171
We made it out alive.
715
00:46:51,397 --> 00:46:53,407
Mm. We did.
716
00:46:54,749 --> 00:46:58,020
That is not going
to be pretty later on.
717
00:46:58,647 --> 00:47:00,509
Not our problem.
718
00:47:06,534 --> 00:47:08,474
(BOTH SMOOCH)
719
00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:13,232
(BOTH SMOOCH)
720
00:47:16,387 --> 00:47:19,306
You know how much I love you, right'?
721
00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:26,056
I presume quite a bit, seeing
as we just got married and all.
722
00:47:26,391 --> 00:47:28,324
And this in here...
723
00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:36,371
is gonna be just fine. In fact, to make up for last
time, I wouldn't be surprised if it was twins.
724
00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:39,499
(LAUGHS) God no!
725
00:47:39,561 --> 00:47:43,121
Can you imagine how much
hard work that'd be?
726
00:47:43,377 --> 00:47:46,082
But we'd be doing it togethep...
727
00:47:48,512 --> 00:47:50,786
and that's the main thing.
728
00:47:53,293 --> 00:47:55,405
(STATIC HISSES)
729
00:47:55,468 --> 00:47:57,345
('HINE E HINE')
730
00:47:57,406 --> 00:47:59,367
(SNORES)
731
00:47:59,428 --> 00:48:01,275
(CHEERING)
732
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,731
Yeah. Yeah. Oh!
733
00:48:11,481 --> 00:48:13,803
Watch me! Watch me! Watch me!
734
00:48:14,929 --> 00:48:16,933
(THUD!)
735
00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:24,850
(LULLABY CONTINUES)
736
00:48:24,908 --> 00:48:27,019
Piss off, Eric.
737
00:48:27,044 --> 00:48:29,567
(LAUGHS)
What, Lisa! What the-'?
738
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,511
Chelsea, hold my purse.
739
00:48:31,669 --> 00:48:34,420
For God's sake, child, what
do you think you're doing'?
740
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,318
Lefty, get the bloody car!
741
00:48:37,461 --> 00:48:39,424
No, no.
(LAUGHS)
742
00:48:40,534 --> 00:48:42,550
(GRUNTS) Here.
(GIGGLES)
743
00:48:42,575 --> 00:48:46,263
(GASPS) What are you doing?
No. No. (SCOFFS)
744
00:48:49,062 --> 00:48:54,079
You wanna know the secret to
a long and mostly happy marriage?
745
00:48:55,408 --> 00:48:57,442
This shit right here -
746
00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:00,689
what happened today...
747
00:49:01,422 --> 00:49:03,924
all of it.
Are you really wasted?
748
00:49:08,496 --> 00:49:11,121
Do you know what our film needs'?
749
00:49:11,203 --> 00:49:13,111
Somebody who actually
knows how to make a film'?
750
00:49:13,305 --> 00:49:20,903
A cool, mellow, laid-back song to go over the end
bit where we see how everyone's night ended.
751
00:49:22,683 --> 00:49:24,734
Like Stairway To Heaven.
752
00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:28,119
Like that, except really not.
753
00:49:31,477 --> 00:49:33,428
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
754
00:49:33,764 --> 00:49:37,069
DRAGON: Slept downtown
in a local bar,
755
00:49:38,271 --> 00:49:40,541
drinking rum and smoking tar...
756
00:49:40,566 --> 00:49:44,539
Now, that was a wedding.
757
00:49:45,226 --> 00:49:47,175
Had its moments.
758
00:49:47,334 --> 00:49:50,951
Ooh, babe, you been dancing round.
759
00:49:51,129 --> 00:49:53,550
It don't matter what you do...
760
00:49:54,925 --> 00:50:00,674
You know, love and all that stuff-
it's pretty weird and hard work, eh'?
761
00:50:00,699 --> 00:50:03,428
It don't matter what they say...
762
00:50:04,028 --> 00:50:07,754
I reckon.
You can have rne anyway.
763
00:50:07,782 --> 00:50:09,847
Let me know if you figure it out.
764
00:50:09,872 --> 00:50:12,040
I'm still in love with you.
765
00:50:14,301 --> 00:50:16,715
I'm still in love with you...
766
00:50:19,734 --> 00:50:22,924
(BOTH PANT) Mum! Lisa's
spewed all down the hall!
767
00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:27,075
Then bloody clean it up! It's gross!
(BOTH GROAN)
768
00:50:28,477 --> 00:50:32,074
But you know that's a lie.
You're so cruel.
769
00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:37,601
Ooh. Oh, no, baby.
770
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:41,732
Oh, no, baby.
771
00:50:42,354 --> 00:50:46,799
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, baby...
Remember our wedding?
772
00:50:46,824 --> 00:50:48,733
Vaguely.
773
00:50:50,342 --> 00:50:53,174
Still got the ring to prove it.
Mm.
774
00:50:53,332 --> 00:50:58,118
No denying that. Cheap bloody
things that they are. Hang on.
775
00:50:58,343 --> 00:51:03,592
Didn't you bloody promise that you'd go back
and buy better ones when we had the money?
776
00:51:03,617 --> 00:51:08,096
I played my cards, and I played them
fast. You know, babe, it would never last.
777
00:51:08,259 --> 00:51:10,193
And I did that.
778
00:51:11,518 --> 00:51:13,930
It don't matter what you do -
779
00:51:16,528 --> 00:51:19,359
I'm still in love with you.
780
00:51:19,538 --> 00:51:23,167
Wanna marry me, Mrs West'?
It don't matter what they say...
781
00:51:23,229 --> 00:51:25,122
Yeah, go on.
782
00:51:25,147 --> 00:51:27,152
You can have me anyway.
783
00:51:29,562 --> 00:51:33,481
I suppose you're not a bad catch.
I'm still in love with you.
784
00:51:33,563 --> 00:51:37,495
Best you'll ever get.
I'm still in love with you.
785
00:51:38,684 --> 00:51:42,583
I'm still in love with you.
786
00:51:42,855 --> 00:51:45,235
Still in love. Still in love.
787
00:51:47,245 --> 00:51:49,202
Still in love
788
00:51:49,252 --> 00:51:53,802
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