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I said quiet! Get on all fours.
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Why else would she turn up'?
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Mate, I wouldn't touch
Ngaire with a barge pole.
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What the hell is wrong with you'?
At the pub, all day, getting pissed.
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I'm running my book.
That is your job between jobs.
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Ah! (GRUNTS)
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Perhaps you pay me now.
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What do you say - double or nothing?
(CHUCKLES)
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Everyday we sit here placing bets
with Iris, and everyday we lose.
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We don't have a lot of other options
right now. Except safe-cracking.
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(CLICKING)
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Get a move on, Falani.
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I cannot move any faster, Mr Ted.
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The money, Falani,
this is all on you.
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We need that fucking money!
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The cops are coming.
You need to move now.
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I'm not going down with you, boy.
That's for damn sure.
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You're blowing it Falani.
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Falani!
(LIGHTS CLICK)
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Mr Ted.
Save it, Falani.
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You failed the training
exercise in a big fat way.
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I was close. There wasn't
anything big and fat about it.
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It was small and skinny.
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Falani, this is a safe that
you have to drill to crack.
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Then what was the
point of the exercise!?
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The point of the exercise, was to
show you that this idiotic idea
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of you becoming Indiana bloody
Safe-Cracker belongs in the toilet.
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I believe you have gone to
your dark place again Mr Ted.
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Hello, Iris.
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Large friends of Iris.
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Hello, Teddy.
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Large friend of Teddy.
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Cup of tea'?
What'?
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Cup of tea?
Oh, yeah, that'd be lovely.
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Or Ted could just give
me the money he owes me.
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Yeah, course, Iris.
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(SCOFFS)
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It feels a bit light, Teddy.
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What do you say - you could take that now or
we chuck it on the Gold Cup at VVingatui?
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His Latest to win.
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Are you sure that is
your best bet, Mr Ted'?
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You will be able to come up
with the full amount,
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should you be unlucky, though,
won't you'?
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'Course, Iris.
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Come on, you lot, get a wriggle on.
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This is for you.
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What did you do?
Nothing!
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Then why do they want an urgent meeting with me
and your father? Cos they're Nazis. Obviously.
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I doubt your grandfather who fought
actual Nazis would agree with you.
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Chelsea made a bomb in science and
now the teacher has no eyebrows.
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Shut up, rat.
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That was an accident
and they know it.
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It's not about that.
Something worse than a bomb?
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(KNOCKING)
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Lefly?
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Lefty'?! Lefty!
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Ngaire. To what do
I owe this pleasant-
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You have to come with me now.
Now?
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To Shadbolt High to have a conversation
with the headmaster about Chelsea.
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Does it have to be now'?
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Lefty, we have to show a united
from with these bloody teachers.
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It won't take long.
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Hi, Ngaire.
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Theresa.
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Teachers are such a drag.
I hated school.
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(MUSIC PLAYS FROM HEADPHONES)
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Our daughter, Lefty.
Yes, yes, fine.
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Can I at least put some clothes on?
Please do.
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It's Dire Straits, ladies and germs!
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And I have, in my possession, not
one, but... four tickets. (CHUCKLES)
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Three are masterful counterfeits,
one is the real deal.
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Which one is real'?
That one.
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OK, yeah, but, you know, it was
pretty tough. (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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Falani!
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I've got tickets to Dire Straits
at the Springs!
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Guess which one is real!
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This one.
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You've got to admit,
it was hard, though.
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Well, it doesn't matter anyway, it'll be so
busy at Western Springs, no one will notice.
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So me, two of my best mates,
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get to go and see one of the greatest bands
in musical history, live in concert!
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Takers?
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Why are you saying these things?
I would but... fuck no.
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You'd have to force me at gunpoint.
Falani, it's your lucky day!
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If you mean by lucky because I already have plans
and I can't go to the Dire Straits concert,
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then, yes. I have to work
for my uncle that night.
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You lot in for tea?
ALL: Yes.
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Yes, and as a tribute to
your fine culinary skills,
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I would like to offer you a ticket to Dire Straits
at Western Springs Stadium this Saturday.
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Well this is clearly fake
and Dire Straits? Jesus.
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(MOANING, GASPING)
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(BOTH MOAN, SIGH)
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I feel like a teenager again.
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It reminds me of when
Phineas and I got together.
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We got quite resourceful
to get away from Mammy.
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Sorry. That was a bit dumb of me.
Yeah. I mean, no.
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It's just, kinda weird being with you - you
know, you being Phineas' wife and all.
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Ben, remember -
Phineas said it was OK.
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Just don't tell
him or he'll kill you.
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So, is it OK or is
he going to kill me'?
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Because, yeah, I can't
see how it can be both.
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Phineas has stopped
making love to me,
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and he said it was OK if I go outside
the marriage to get what I need.
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A baby.
Exactly.
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Do we have time to do it again'?
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Yeah.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Danny You know I would
if I could, Phineas.
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But you can. You own the place.
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Technically, you are right, right'?
But you have an unpaid bill.
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And you wouldn't expect unlimited credit at any
other business establishment now would you?
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Yeah, but I don't have any money. Look, my
heart is bleeding, Phineas, it really is.
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But if I listened to and gave a shit about every
sob story guys make up to get theirjollies,
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then I'd be running a bloody
charity, wouldn't I?
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Mate, I- I'm not running a
bloody charity, Phineas.
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(GROWLS)
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Mr and Mrs Munroe.
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Thank you for coming in.
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BOTH: Hi.
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Right-
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Is this about the bomb'?
The what'?
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No, no. That was, all
parties agree, an accident.
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Then why are we here? Sorry, there
was a bomb and no one told me?!
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I'll fill you in later.
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To cut to the chase, the stafl' here and
I are wondering whether it isn't time
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that Shadbolt High
and Chelsea parted ways.
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Give us one good reason.
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Well she's disruptive in class,
disobedient, argumentative,
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refuses to accept authority, and I can't help
but think that she'd be happier elsewhere.
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Elsewhere where? Auckland
Metropolitan College, maybe.
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That's a school for
idiots and layabouts.
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Are you calling our daughter
an idiot and a layabout'?
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No, I would never use those words.
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You listen to me, mate. There is
nothing wrong with our daughter.
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If there's something wrong
it's with this shit school.
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Yes, and if our daughter is
better off somewhere else
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then it is nothing
to do with Chelsea
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and everything to do with
you and your useless staff.
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Yeah.
Fuck you.
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Yeah, fuck you, mate.
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You know it's your fault, don't you'?
What's my fault'?
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She's as messed up as a frog in
a sock. And it's all down to you.
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Me?! Well, you're not exactly a
fatherly role model, are you?
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Shacked up with your
hooker girlfriend.
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Hang on! You're the one who jumped
the bloody country with a cop!
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Only because you wrecked our marriage by sleeping
with every slut you could get your hands on.
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But I always came back, didn't I,
to bloody you.
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You were always the bloody one, but you were the
one who walked away first and don't you forget it.
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What?
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Fuck you, Lefty.
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Fuck you.
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(FUNKY ROCK MUSIC)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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(FUNKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SQUEALS)
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(GASPS, GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS RHYTHMICALLY)
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(CLANGING)
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(CLATTERING)
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(BOTH GASP, GRUNT)
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(BOTH MOAN)
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(BOTH PANT)
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(BOTH PANT)
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PANTS: OK, wherever the hell
that came from, I liked it.
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Dear, God, what is wrong with me?
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(ALL CLAMOUR, WHISPER)
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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Bilkey.
Ted. The others here yet'?
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Why would they? The meeting? I called
you last night___ about the job_
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You did sound as
though you'd had a few.
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Yeah, well, hard not to when you
spend all day in a pub, isn't it'?
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Is that not God's honest truth.
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Right. Well, you'll be
wanting a refresher, then.
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Yeah, if you're buying.
Yeah.
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Mob sounds good.
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Well, just not fucking it
up would be a win this time.
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I think you need to
pull your head in, Mr Ted.
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This could be an opportunity to pay
back the money you owe that old bat.
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That's a good point, Falani.
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This is gang business now, therefore
nothing to do with you, so get lost.
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Fine. But I'm not
the one who is lost.
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Thanks for the ride. And, you know.
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Hey, Bert. Oh, hey, Phineas.
Hi, honey.
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I was just seeing if you needed a ride
to the meeting and when I pulled up...
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I was just coming back
from the shops. Yeah.
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All right.
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)
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Thanks.
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Not a problem, mate.
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Bye, Phineas!
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(FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Do you ever think that maybe
you made a big mistake?
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Like what'?
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Like I told Carol she could
have sex with other people.
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And why did you say
she could do that'?
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To give her a baby.
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OK. Yeah. Right.
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00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,057
And has she got one'?
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A lover, not a baby.
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She's got a glow about her.
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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Has anyone heard of Marco Neruda?
Yeah.
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Really?
He's that Argentinian soccer player.
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00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,718
No. He's a New Zealand artist.
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00:11:38,743 --> 00:11:39,805
I'm pretty sure he's
a soccer player.
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00:11:39,863 --> 00:11:43,030
Well, this one is the rising star
of the New Zealand art world.
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And we're gonna steal
one of his paintings.
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'The Wind on My Skin.'
I've already got a buyer lined up.
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15 grand - easy money.
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LEFTY: Who are we selling it to'?
Not your concern. It's all setup.
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Where are we flogging it from? A house. The
alarrn will be by-passed, the owner will be away.
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In, out, easy as you like.
When'?
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Tomorrow night. Are we in or not'?
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Yeah, sounds like easy money.
Yeah, it's good for me.
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Why the hell not'?
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Ted?
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Ted?
What?
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Are you in?
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It's your job, Bilkey, just tell
me when and I'll be there.
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Tomorrow night.
Sweet as a nut.
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And then my Mum and Dad had to come
into school to talk to Mr McButthead.
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That sucks.
Yeah, it sucks!
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And I'm not allowed
to hang out with you.
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You know what you need? You need an excuse
to see each other. Like a sexy concert.
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Eric's got some spare tickets to
a concert, if you wanted to go'?
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What concert?
Dire Straits.
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Dire Straits?
Yeah.
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And you want to see Dire Straits?
If that's what you want to do.
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Well, that's that sorted!
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Just make sure you
get the real ticket.
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Wait, what real tickets?
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Eric bought one ticket,
and forged three.
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00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,644
How many tickets have you got'?
WHISPERS: There's four.
237
00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:08,305
I have a friend- Sorry, nah,
that ticket is out of bounds.
238
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:11,626
Do you really think
that I like Dire Straits?
239
00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:13,290
ALL: Yes.
240
00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:15,244
Well, I don't. Yuck.
241
00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:18,274
But I do know someone
who loves them.
242
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:22,332
Wendy.
(WOLF AND CHERYL SCOFF)
243
00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:26,702
Who's Wendy? The neighbour Eric's been
spray and wiping the I V to for months.
244
00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:31,199
And when we nicked her stereo,
along with her camera gear,
245
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:35,139
there was a bunch of Dire Straits
cassettes with it.
246
00:13:35,192 --> 00:13:40,362
And now Dire Straits are playing
Auckland so she'll be gagging for it.
247
00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:42,478
So I got a ticket.
248
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:49,530
And today, my fair Wendy is going to come home
from work to find an official looking letter,
249
00:13:49,688 --> 00:13:57,104
with a ticket to Dire Straits in it,
saying that she won it in a contest.
250
00:13:57,129 --> 00:14:00,226
Operation Romeo and
Juliet has begun.
251
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,116
We arrive at Western Springs, linger
at the gates until she arrives,
252
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,552
and then... blame!
You punch her'?!
253
00:14:08,695 --> 00:14:10,542
With charm, Sparky.
254
00:14:10,572 --> 00:14:13,883
Eric, that sounds like a brilliant
idea that can't possibly go wrong (!)
255
00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,092
I'm sensing doubt there.
256
00:14:16,643 --> 00:14:18,554
(DOOR BELL CHIMES)
257
00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:21,158
What are you doing here'?
258
00:14:21,765 --> 00:14:26,635
Something wrong with stopping
by to see my beautiful wife'?
259
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,894
So, Bilkey has a new
hoity-toity job for us.
260
00:14:35,318 --> 00:14:37,278
Yeah'?
Ari heisting.
261
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,940
I'm an art thief now. Sexy.
262
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:42,816
If you say so.
(CHUCKLES)
263
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,479
Ted, what are you doing'?
264
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:51,025
You know, I worked out that
we haven't done it in ages.
265
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,111
Is that so'?
That is so.
266
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:55,837
And you want to change it
right here and now, do you'?
267
00:14:55,899 --> 00:14:59,202
The thought had crossed my mind.
Clearly.
268
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,542
Oh.
269
00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:04,871
You gonna pay for that? (SCOFFS) Yeah, how?
I don't have any money.
270
00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:07,138
What do you mean you
don't have any money'?
271
00:15:07,163 --> 00:15:09,922
I'm relying on bloody
Bilkey for jobs these days.
272
00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:11,980
I thought we were flush.
273
00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:16,947
No, I'm just messing around.
We're fine.
274
00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:22,903
Look I will leave you to your
important business, OK.
275
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:27,962
(TENSE MUSIC)
276
00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:36,648
(DOOR CLOSES)
277
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,151
Your friends in'?
They are.
278
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,704
Thank you for being
such an amazing help.
279
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:49,970
I like to think I'm more than that.
280
00:15:49,995 --> 00:15:51,299
On. (CHUCKLES)
281
00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:53,364
You are.
282
00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:58,312
(KNOCKING)
283
00:15:58,902 --> 00:16:00,780
Lefly?
Are the kids home yet'?
284
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:06,346
No. So, what was up with you forcibly
having your way with me today?
285
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,133
Me'? There were two
of us there, Lefty.
286
00:16:08,276 --> 00:16:12,016
Yeah, but you were the one who
launched yourself at me first.
287
00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:16,842
I just did what any guy
would do in that situation.
288
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,826
Fuck.
289
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:21,082
You know, I don't really
have time right now, Lefty.
290
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:22,354
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
291
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,282
The house is a sty and the
dinner is on the stove-
292
00:16:24,423 --> 00:16:28,166
Well, I'm not going anywhere
until I get an explanation.
293
00:16:28,191 --> 00:16:31,895
Fine.
294
00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,946
Mike and I, we...
295
00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:38,953
never fought about anything Yeah,
I get it, he was Mr Perfect Piggy
296
00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:43,516
That's not what I mean.
We never fought and I missed...
297
00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:46,110
something -
298
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,285
that spark, passion.
299
00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:53,773
Me.
300
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,176
Don't fucking kid yourself.
I still hate you, Lefty.
301
00:16:56,201 --> 00:16:59,354
You're a fucking idiot. But...
302
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,387
you push the right buttons.
303
00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:03,345
And the wrong buttons.
304
00:17:05,186 --> 00:17:07,793
God, maybe there's something
seriously wrong with me.
305
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,198
I can help with that.
306
00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:13,603
Fuck you, Lefty.
You said it.
307
00:17:18,487 --> 00:17:20,476
(ROCK MUSIC)
308
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,772
Give us the pan.
309
00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:30,382
I think if we're getting married,
Wolf, you need to work on your tone.
310
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:33,118
Is that so'?
More respect, please.
311
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:36,304
Give me the fucking pan. Now.
(SCOFFS)
312
00:17:36,484 --> 00:17:40,001
Actually, what am I even doing in the
kitchen? I'm the man, I should be at the pub.
313
00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:42,068
Excuse me'?
314
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,644
You're a little shit.
315
00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:49,729
(SNORES)
316
00:17:49,774 --> 00:17:51,578
But you don't even
like Dire Straits!
317
00:17:51,616 --> 00:17:53,864
You don't know.
They could be my favourite band.
318
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:56,404
No, they're my favourite band.
Because you're lame.
319
00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:59,459
See? Mum's not going to let you go
with your creepy boyfriend anyway.
320
00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:02,325
Shut up, dicklet.
And she will. You'll see.
321
00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,435
What's going on here'?
322
00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,045
Dad?
323
00:18:06,091 --> 00:18:08,609
Hey, your mother
asked you a question.
324
00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:11,816
Nothing, just Lisa
being a nosey parker.
325
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:15,121
Hang on, young lady. Chelsea,
get back here I'm talking to you.
326
00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:17,136
Now.
327
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,433
You need to up your game, missy.
328
00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,177
You need to start
playing by the rules,
329
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:23,733
because the plans your headmaster
has for you do not fit with ours.
330
00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:26,574
You're right. My attitude sucks.
331
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,390
Good. I'm glad you know that.
332
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,307
Yeah.
333
00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:34,724
After you guys started screwing other
people and we were shipped ofl' to Oz,
334
00:18:34,785 --> 00:18:37,586
and then moved back here,
just as we were getting used to it,
335
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:41,276
it's been hard not to get angry.
336
00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:45,374
But I realise it's up to me to
take control of the situation.
337
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:50,023
I'll start with my homework
if that's all right with you?
338
00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:52,027
(BOTH STAMMER QUIETLY)
YES.
339
00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:54,291
Thank you.
340
00:18:56,225 --> 00:18:58,131
So, how was your day'?
341
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,888
You didn't believe a word
of that shit, right'?
342
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,891
Go to your room.
343
00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:07,416
I'll go, then.
Good idea.
344
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,143
(TENSE MUSIC)
345
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,875
(SNORES QUIETLY)
346
00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:35,695
Phineas, why don't you wanna
sleep next to me anymore?
347
00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:39,358
I told you, Carol.
348
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,522
If I can't give you a baby, then
I don't want to sleep next to you.
349
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,574
It'll be too tempting.
350
00:19:45,612 --> 00:19:48,834
But I wouldn't mind
if you were tempted.
351
00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:51,895
I love you, Carol.
352
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,422
Well, that's good.
And I always will...
353
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:58,282
But I have my reasons for not
wanting to... lie with you.
354
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,755
You just need to respect that.
355
00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:06,798
We're really going to show
that son of a bitch.
356
00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:09,911
We'll teach that mother fucker
not to fuck me over. (CHUCKLES)
357
00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:11,769
Yep, we're gonna show him.
358
00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:15,366
He thinks he can dump me,
and have business the same as usual?
359
00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:17,803
Jog on, fucko. Jog fucking on!
360
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:20,842
Hey. This is all going
to go to plan, right'?
361
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:23,086
Why'? It's all locked down, isn't it'?
362
00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:27,319
Yeah, they're in. But, you've got
the cash at the end, right'?
363
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:30,556
These guys don't fuck around.
Of course.
364
00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:32,646
I said I did, so I do.
365
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,607
And then it'll just be us.
366
00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:40,112
Which is what this is really about.
367
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,969
(CHUCKLES) Good. Great.
368
00:20:45,056 --> 00:20:47,161
Netball run, leaving now.
369
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:50,389
I've done the dishes.
Suck up.
370
00:20:50,435 --> 00:20:52,818
Hey, I can go to a concert, right'?
371
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,568
What concert? It's just a
friend has a spare ticket.
372
00:20:55,593 --> 00:20:56,389
Dire Straits.
373
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,696
What friend?
From school. It's a free ticket.
374
00:21:00,124 --> 00:21:02,991
They're a pretty av' band.
Nothing weird is going to happen.
375
00:21:03,169 --> 00:21:06,814
Isn't that that band that you told Lisa
if she listened to them one more time
376
00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:09,644
you were going to send
her butt into Dire Straits?
377
00:21:09,713 --> 00:21:14,812
It's fine. Never mind. I was just
trying to fit in, make some friends.
378
00:21:14,938 --> 00:21:16,910
We should forget it.
379
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:23,564
Well no, let's not 'forget' it, exactly.
We'll talk about it later, all right?
380
00:21:34,004 --> 00:21:36,060
(SlGHS)
381
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,878
All right, I'm off.
382
00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:40,788
Back to the pub'?
383
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:43,737
Yeah, to run book - my job, Falani.
384
00:21:44,568 --> 00:21:51,011
You'll be staying away from the booze, though, as
you have a big job with the gang this evening.
385
00:21:51,036 --> 00:21:52,889
(DOOR BELL CHIMES)
386
00:21:53,239 --> 00:21:55,620
For the woman who has everything...
387
00:21:55,646 --> 00:21:57,222
This month's contributions
to your wage bill.
388
00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:00,187
And now I have the money you
owe me, my life is complete.
389
00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:02,204
Well, I'm glad to be of service.
390
00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:03,852
Rita. Danny.
391
00:22:03,877 --> 00:22:04,508
Hello, my dear.
392
00:22:04,592 --> 00:22:05,799
I didn't know you
were coming in today.
393
00:22:05,843 --> 00:22:08,434
Well, the state of your
business deemed it necessary.
394
00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:11,986
Especially with all
these new 'employees'.
395
00:22:12,492 --> 00:22:14,338
Oh, good (I) Now everyone's here.
396
00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:19,806
Hi, Rita. I went round to yours, but Wolf
told me that you were working today.
397
00:22:19,831 --> 00:22:21,831
Fancy a gin'? Anyone'? I do.
398
00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:28,107
Do you know what? I'm gonna leave you
ladies to it. Thank you, though, Carol.
399
00:22:28,132 --> 00:22:30,120
He's always so lovely.
400
00:22:30,503 --> 00:22:31,927
I'll get the gins.
401
00:22:32,086 --> 00:22:34,174
It's a bit early, isn't it'?
Not really.
402
00:22:40,003 --> 00:22:42,043
(SlGHS)
403
00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,126
Women, am I right'?
404
00:22:49,691 --> 00:22:53,119
They're pretty... confusing, eh'?
Mm-hm.
405
00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:57,007
They do one thing, say another.
Yes.
406
00:23:03,094 --> 00:23:04,523
Have a fun time, kiddies.
407
00:23:04,701 --> 00:23:06,571
Thanks. Come on, Eric!
408
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,112
CHERYL: Uh...
Mate.
409
00:23:12,181 --> 00:23:14,189
Yeah'? Right'?
410
00:23:14,214 --> 00:23:15,611
Nah.
411
00:23:15,636 --> 00:23:18,305
Adios, chumps.
You guys are missing out.
412
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,041
No. But you will,
so we'll see you shortly.
413
00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:22,308
You know, it's not so much the
music that I'm looking forward to
414
00:23:22,362 --> 00:23:26,774
but it is the sexy magic
that will follow the music.
415
00:23:26,932 --> 00:23:30,084
You don't really think this
disturbing plan's gonna work, do you?
416
00:23:30,294 --> 00:23:31,906
Wendy loves Mark Knopfler, right'?
417
00:23:31,931 --> 00:23:36,245
So this is the subtle
art of suggestion.
418
00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:39,201
It's not that subtle.
419
00:23:39,239 --> 00:23:41,854
You're gonna suggest that
she wants to have sex with you'?
420
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,931
Well, yes. But subconsciously.
421
00:23:45,072 --> 00:23:51,010
Come on my young friends, on what I
like to call Operation Tunnel of Love.
422
00:23:51,101 --> 00:23:54,310
He's just so sad.
And cold. And distant.
423
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,931
Is Ted ever like that'?
424
00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:02,759
Sometimes it's lonely
being with someone.
425
00:24:02,797 --> 00:24:05,568
It just comes with the territory.
426
00:24:06,137 --> 00:24:10,958
Was it like that for you? Sure, when
he was out rooting someone else.
427
00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:13,184
Mike'?
STAMMERSI What? NO.
428
00:24:14,109 --> 00:24:17,421
With Mike it was more
suffocating than lonely.
429
00:24:17,507 --> 00:24:19,270
I wish I knew what he was thinking.
430
00:24:19,428 --> 00:24:21,337
Mike'?
Phineas.
431
00:24:22,411 --> 00:24:24,005
I We haven't made love in months. I.
432
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,986
He won't touch me if he
can't give me a baby.
433
00:24:26,129 --> 00:24:28,291
Well, that's bloody selfish.
IS ii?
434
00:24:29,572 --> 00:24:32,180
A woman has needs.
He knows that.
435
00:24:32,218 --> 00:24:34,244
Phineas? I doubt it.
436
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:40,072
Well, he told me it would be OK
if I found a lover who could give
437
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,526
Well, that has to be a trap.
A trap'?
438
00:24:42,669 --> 00:24:44,982
Testing you'?
Yeah, absolutely.
439
00:24:45,065 --> 00:24:48,647
Don't act on it. God no, do not
so much as look at anyone else.
440
00:24:48,672 --> 00:24:50,236
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Of course not.
441
00:24:50,379 --> 00:24:52,924
Because Phineas will kill him.
442
00:24:54,073 --> 00:24:57,563
Carol, you haven't done
anything, have you'?
443
00:24:57,593 --> 00:24:59,611
No. Of course not.
444
00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:02,653
(SCOFFS)
445
00:25:02,699 --> 00:25:04,599
(ROCK MUSIC)
446
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,172
I've no idea.
I want to get on with it.
447
00:25:09,879 --> 00:25:11,742
(GRUNTS)
448
00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:15,251
Easy tiger. We're stealing art.
449
00:25:15,276 --> 00:25:18,352
Think care and detail, not punching.
450
00:25:24,569 --> 00:25:26,695
Hi, boys.
About bloody time.
451
00:25:26,952 --> 00:25:29,088
Tell that tool 'better lose some
more bloody money on the horses' here.
452
00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:31,746
Yeah all right, OK, we're here
now, let's get this thing done.
453
00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:33,737
(ROCK MUSIC)
454
00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:39,846
(ENGINE REVS)
455
00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:44,580
(CROWD CHEERS)
456
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,529
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
457
00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:52,343
...and everlasting life.
458
00:25:53,931 --> 00:25:55,905
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
459
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,717
Bingo.
460
00:26:06,946 --> 00:26:08,966
What the fuck is he doing here'?
461
00:26:09,092 --> 00:26:10,852
No!
462
00:26:10,877 --> 00:26:12,631
This isn't a part of the plan.
463
00:26:12,686 --> 00:26:13,521
Here you go, mate.
How's it going?
464
00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:16,185
Very well, thanks. Cool, thanks.
Great, thank you.
465
00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:18,188
Hi.
466
00:26:18,569 --> 00:26:20,260
Ah, this one's a fake.
467
00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:22,250
I won it. From 89frn.
It's fake.
468
00:26:22,409 --> 00:26:23,760
NO, I- NO, it's not fake-
It's fake.
469
00:26:23,785 --> 00:26:25,708
Brian!
Next please.
470
00:26:26,507 --> 00:26:29,505
It's a fake ticket.
You can have mine.
471
00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:34,134
No, it's your favourite band.
No.
472
00:26:34,277 --> 00:26:35,944
Brian, go.
473
00:26:36,185 --> 00:26:38,925
This is my dream concert come true.
Yeah.
474
00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:41,654
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Mm-hm.
475
00:26:41,742 --> 00:26:43,580
You're the best.
476
00:26:49,535 --> 00:26:54,970
Hey, sorry. I couldn't help but hear.
The thing is, we just got turned away.
477
00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:58,549
Radio station tickets turned up in the
post and they turned out to be bogus.
478
00:26:58,574 --> 00:27:03,978
Same thing happened to me, so th- I know.
Some fucking idiot's idea of a j0ke_
479
00:27:04,053 --> 00:27:09,197
I said those blimmin' kids down
the road were being tricksters.
480
00:27:09,222 --> 00:27:11,326
What a dirty disappointment.
Mmm.
481
00:27:11,372 --> 00:27:13,700
It's kind of ironic, isn't it'?
482
00:27:14,407 --> 00:27:17,275
What'?
Me and you. Our dodgy history.
483
00:27:18,449 --> 00:27:21,949
Now united as victims in a cruel prank and our love
for the best band in the world, AKA, Dire Straits.
484
00:27:26,952 --> 00:27:32,077
Hey, what would you say if I told you
that there was another way t0 get in?
485
00:27:32,102 --> 00:27:34,611
I would say that that's
probably not legal.
486
00:27:34,636 --> 00:27:38,585
I don't know about legal,
but it would be justice.
487
00:27:39,013 --> 00:27:41,264
But where does passion go'?
488
00:27:42,389 --> 00:27:46,623
Phineas and I used to park
up somewhere. Anywhere.
489
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,579
And he'd give me a rogering
until the cows came home.
490
00:27:50,632 --> 00:27:52,526
That's quite the picture, Carol.
491
00:27:52,556 --> 00:27:55,265
That is a very seductive feeling.
492
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,977
Where does that feeling go'?
493
00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:01,516
Well, with Mike, that feeling
was the first thing to go.
494
00:28:01,585 --> 00:28:05,341
Everything else just curled
up and died after.
495
00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:11,057
Well what about you, Rita? Ted and his
tracksuit doing it for you these days?
496
00:28:11,141 --> 00:28:15,666
Marriage isn't always about
frantically getting your end away.
497
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,969
It's a marathon not a sprint.
498
00:28:19,747 --> 00:28:22,045
(DIRE STRAITS' MUSIC PLAYS)
499
00:28:28,495 --> 00:28:30,133
I love this band, eh.
500
00:28:30,158 --> 00:28:31,940
Everyone knows how much I love 'em.
501
00:28:31,965 --> 00:28:36,996
In fact, you know, my nickname is
The Tunneller of Love. Really?
502
00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:39,140
It's not the nickname I'd give
myself, obviously, is it'?
503
00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:40,374
On
Run,
504
00:28:40,399 --> 00:28:43,078
Hey, stop!
505
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,964
Get back here!
506
00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:48,739
Quick, quick while the
guards are distracted.
507
00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:51,359
No, hang on. Whoa!
508
00:28:51,389 --> 00:28:52,312
Come on, Wendy.
509
00:28:52,367 --> 00:28:54,290
Stop!
Shit.
510
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:59,378
Falani'?! This is your uncle thing?!
SPARKY: What, being a fascist?
511
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,935
I feel so dirty.
You should.
512
00:29:01,093 --> 00:29:04,115
Yeah, or you could
give us all a boost.
513
00:29:05,017 --> 00:29:06,987
But as a man of uniform I-
514
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,961
I'm sorry, I forget myself.
515
00:29:09,986 --> 00:29:14,604
The authority of the clothes
sometimes take over and...
516
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,669
In you go.
517
00:29:19,939 --> 00:29:21,866
See?
518
00:29:22,569 --> 00:29:24,540
Just up like this. No'?
519
00:29:24,905 --> 00:29:26,663
It's kinda sexy, isn't it, hey'?
520
00:29:26,702 --> 00:29:27,704
(SCREAMS)
521
00:29:27,729 --> 00:29:29,845
Living outside of the law.
522
00:29:30,581 --> 00:29:34,431
Hey Eric! After the concert,
meet me at Gate C.
523
00:29:35,196 --> 00:29:38,241
I have a special surprise for you.
OK.
524
00:29:38,419 --> 00:29:40,429
Wendy, wait up!
525
00:29:55,217 --> 00:29:57,647
(MOANING, HEAVY BREATHING)
526
00:29:59,817 --> 00:30:01,748
(CHERYL MOANS)
(sums)
527
00:30:27,207 --> 00:30:29,123
(TENSE MUSIC)
528
00:30:34,252 --> 00:30:36,241
(TENSE MUSIC)
529
00:30:44,071 --> 00:30:46,746
LEFTY: I'm feeling
rich pickings ahoy.
530
00:30:46,776 --> 00:30:49,507
BILKEY: No, we're after one
particular painting. That is it.
531
00:30:49,532 --> 00:30:51,466
Bilkey, are we robbing
the Governor General?
532
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,705
More like the bloody Queen.
533
00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,580
Right.
534
00:31:03,082 --> 00:31:05,303
Now, the door is locked, but
the alarm's been turned off.
535
00:31:05,809 --> 00:31:08,199
So, essentially
we're furniture movers'?
536
00:31:08,342 --> 00:31:12,504
Bloody well-paid furniture movers.
Have you got a problem with that'?
537
00:31:12,586 --> 00:31:13,983
Ooh, look at you.
538
00:31:14,013 --> 00:31:20,628
It's my job, Ted. OK, well fine. If you
wanna be in charge, then I'll stay lookout.
539
00:31:21,103 --> 00:31:23,001
Be my guest.
540
00:31:26,981 --> 00:31:29,022
(TENSE MUSIC)
541
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:49,085
OK, someone likes cocks.
542
00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:54,944
I don't know about this.
It's just art, Phin.
543
00:31:56,909 --> 00:31:58,798
Phineas!
544
00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:03,794
(TENSE MUSIC)
545
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,439
Psst!
546
00:32:19,989 --> 00:32:22,022
Oi!
547
00:32:23,768 --> 00:32:24,938
Fuck.
548
00:32:25,659 --> 00:32:27,614
(METAL CREAKS)
549
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,606
Ted.
550
00:32:35,651 --> 00:32:37,078
Ted, wake up!
Ah. What'?
551
00:32:37,103 --> 00:32:38,105
You fell asleep, mate.
552
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:41,042
The first rule of lookout
is to lookout, not pass out.
553
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:43,098
Fuck off, I was not asleep.
554
00:32:43,123 --> 00:32:46,295
I'll tell you what, mate, why don't you sit in
the van for this one and I'll keep a lookout?
555
00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,464
You know, just for a change.
556
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,831
Yeah sure, whatever you say Bert.
557
00:32:51,856 --> 00:32:55,835
Doesn't really matter
what the fuck I do does it'?
558
00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:01,444
I can't believe this
actually seems to be working.
559
00:33:01,469 --> 00:33:03,999
Yeah, I saw him cop a feel
when he got up front.
560
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,586
(GROANS)
Gross.
561
00:33:05,713 --> 00:33:07,770
I hope you were OK up the from.
562
00:33:07,859 --> 00:33:12,267
There are animals who take advantage of
the crowd to touch up beautiful women_
563
00:33:12,297 --> 00:33:14,143
Pigs.
I didn't even notice.
564
00:33:14,302 --> 00:33:17,935
I was just too lost in the music.
He's an amazing guitarist.
565
00:33:18,489 --> 00:33:22,432
Just the best. I almost died
during 'Private Investigations'.
566
00:33:22,457 --> 00:33:24,325
I Yeah, me too. I
567
00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:26,468
Orgasmic.
568
00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:29,332
I should be heading off.
Go and find Brian.
569
00:33:29,478 --> 00:33:31,884
Well, good luck in this crowd.
570
00:33:33,565 --> 00:33:36,475
Thank you for getting me in tonight.
571
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:39,638
Hey, you remember that
surprise that Falani promised?
572
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:43,387
What if it's backstage passes,
or invites to the after-show party'?
573
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:46,605
I should be going, but I would kick
myself if I missed something like that.
574
00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:50,130
Well, to Gate C it is, then, eh!
(CHUCKLES)
575
00:33:57,926 --> 00:33:59,867
'Wind on My Skin'.
576
00:34:00,061 --> 00:34:02,895
Righto, let's get n down.
FUCK HO.
577
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,094
I'm not touching that thing.
578
00:34:04,119 --> 00:34:05,310
You can't catch gay
from a painting, Phin.
579
00:34:05,405 --> 00:34:07,177
You don't know that.
Yeah, I think I do.
580
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,213
I'll help you, Bilkey.
581
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,943
What the-'?
582
00:34:20,988 --> 00:34:22,949
Ted!
583
00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:23,802
He's asleep.
584
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,302
What'? Oi, hey! Hey!
Where the hell's Bert'?
585
00:34:28,212 --> 00:34:32,306
Get in, get in!
There's a car coming down the drive.
586
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,200
Drive for fuck's sake!
587
00:34:35,702 --> 00:34:37,728
Ted, fuckin' drive, man!
588
00:34:38,398 --> 00:34:40,627
(ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS)
589
00:34:48,848 --> 00:34:50,809
(TENSE ROCK MUSIC)
590
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,711
(TYRES SCREECH)
591
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:01,724
Hey, slow down.
There's no one behind us!
592
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:06,497
Can we stay on the bloody road'?
Slow the fuck down, Ted.
593
00:35:06,655 --> 00:35:08,438
(BROODING MUSIC)
594
00:35:09,112 --> 00:35:11,565
Fuck!
(ALL EXCLAIM, SCREAM)
595
00:35:12,303 --> 00:35:14,305
(LOUD BANG)
596
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,073
Can't get to the end of the treasure hunt
and not find out where the treasure is_
597
00:35:18,143 --> 00:35:20,636
I feel like the end of the
treasure hunt might be my bed.
598
00:35:20,674 --> 00:35:23,456
Brian will be wondering where I am.
599
00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:27,761
Falani! Wendy, Falani's here.
600
00:35:27,919 --> 00:35:31,571
Eric, Sparky, Chelsea,
Wendy the neighbour.
601
00:35:31,938 --> 00:35:35,379
What's in the drum? It's the dashed hopes
and dreams of the concert smuggler.
602
00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:37,427
On!
(ALL CHUCKLE)
603
00:35:37,728 --> 00:35:39,748
Oh, yes!
Really, Falani'?
604
00:35:40,487 --> 00:35:44,466
Oh, and some tiny sweaty
Englishman gave me this.
605
00:35:47,301 --> 00:35:49,271
No
606
00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,996
Yes!
607
00:35:51,021 --> 00:35:52,964
(SQUEALS)
608
00:35:53,409 --> 00:35:55,338
Yeah!
No!
609
00:35:57,412 --> 00:35:59,272
(SMOKE HISSES)
610
00:36:03,207 --> 00:36:05,203
(TENSE MUSIC)
611
00:36:06,528 --> 00:36:09,030
BILKEY: You got it'?
BERT: Yeah.
612
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:13,680
Just put it down for a sec. Careful.
613
00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:17,704
Everyone OK'?
Yeah.
614
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:21,825
I You're drunk. I
615
00:36:22,033 --> 00:36:23,843
I can't believe you'd be so stupid.
616
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,075
Why were you driving'?
I didn't realise he was drunk.
617
00:36:27,232 --> 00:36:31,478
I just thought he was being a dick.
He was being a dick.
618
00:36:34,932 --> 00:36:38,917
Thank you, Eric. I actually
had a really good time... l think.
619
00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,874
Yeah. Me too.
620
00:36:42,088 --> 00:36:44,184
I might have misjudged you.
621
00:36:44,348 --> 00:36:46,008
And your friends.
622
00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:49,085
It's just you seem so...
Mysterious?
623
00:36:49,932 --> 00:36:54,440
Something like that. It's easy to do.
We're a little rough around the edges.
624
00:36:54,465 --> 00:36:57,555
But actually we're just good people
trying to make our way in the world.
625
00:36:57,580 --> 00:37:01,096
Hey, Wendy, that headband
really, really suits you.
626
00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:03,886
YOU think?
It makes you look like a rock star.
627
00:37:03,911 --> 00:37:05,488
Fuck, yeah.
628
00:37:05,562 --> 00:37:07,689
A really hot, sexy rock star.
629
00:37:07,863 --> 00:37:11,416
Really? Yeah, like Mark
Knopfler except not going bald.
630
00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:14,719
Or like someone who's
recently had a head injury.
631
00:37:14,914 --> 00:37:16,489
OK.
632
00:37:16,663 --> 00:37:19,087
Catch ya later.
See ya, Wendy.
633
00:37:21,746 --> 00:37:23,595
I'm in love, I think.
634
00:37:28,893 --> 00:37:30,747
(TENSE MUSIC)
635
00:37:31,097 --> 00:37:32,940
(INHALES)
636
00:37:35,495 --> 00:37:38,041
You beautiful man!
(CHUCKLES)
637
00:37:38,527 --> 00:37:40,503
I Who's the sucker now, eh? I
638
00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:44,395
That little bitch thought
he'd get away with it!
639
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,684
Well, I guess it's time
to find a new agent.
640
00:37:46,826 --> 00:37:51,024
Actually it turns out that
agent wants his boy back.
641
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:54,251
Yeah, but he was the bastard
who dicked you over.
642
00:37:54,376 --> 00:37:56,361
Yeah. (SNIFFS)
643
00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:59,771
But what a great dick.
644
00:38:02,015 --> 00:38:04,071
Wait. What do you mean
he wants his boy back?
645
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:09,706
Nathaniel's already called. He wants
his painting and he wants rne.
646
00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,713
On his books'?
647
00:38:11,907 --> 00:38:14,050
In his bed. In his mansion.
648
00:38:15,314 --> 00:38:17,377
Yeah, but what about us'?
649
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,603
We had fun, Bilkey.
650
00:38:19,766 --> 00:38:22,561
And you helped get me what I wanted.
651
00:38:22,817 --> 00:38:25,137
And I'm eternally grateful.
652
00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:28,354
Thank you.
653
00:38:30,054 --> 00:38:32,074
You said it was more than that.
654
00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:38,517
I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I need a certain
degree of income to fund all of this.
655
00:38:38,675 --> 00:38:40,528
Babe, we had a great time.
656
00:38:41,343 --> 00:38:45,551
But this was always about
getting Nathaniel back.
657
00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:50,867
Well, fuckin' pay up, then.
Fine. Be like that.
658
00:38:58,355 --> 00:39:00,291
Go on, pay your boys.
659
00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:13,868
Maybe I don't deserve my cut.
Guess that's the end of the line.
660
00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:17,743
See you boys later.
Ciao.
661
00:39:18,248 --> 00:39:21,454
You need a lift'? I can pick you
up a car around here somewhere.
662
00:39:21,479 --> 00:39:23,832
Nah, not going home tonight.
663
00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:26,700
Where else would you go'?
664
00:39:28,776 --> 00:39:30,747
Bilkey.
665
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,489
(STIRRING ROCKY PIANO MUSIC)
666
00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:47,769
She stepped up, loudly cursing,
667
00:39:48,244 --> 00:39:50,317
crazy in the eyes.
668
00:39:51,378 --> 00:39:54,259
Smiling drunk and walkin' strange,
669
00:39:54,284 --> 00:39:56,668
back slappin' at herthighs.
670
00:39:58,074 --> 00:40:01,000
I shivered and
turned my head away.
671
00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,777
Starin' at the drain...
672
00:40:08,902 --> 00:40:10,199
What are you doing here'?
673
00:40:10,224 --> 00:40:13,643
Still trying to work
out why we fucked. Twice.
674
00:40:13,785 --> 00:40:15,593
I feel like we went over this.
675
00:40:15,678 --> 00:40:19,564
The way I figure it, even
after all these years,
676
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,957
you still can't resist me.
677
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,464
(SCOFFS)
678
00:40:23,526 --> 00:40:26,841
God, you're a smug,
irresponsible prick.
679
00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:29,976
Do you want to see my smug,
irresponsible prick?
680
00:40:30,004 --> 00:40:31,905
No, I don't.
681
00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:37,471
We're not getting
back together, Lefty.
682
00:40:37,496 --> 00:40:38,713
But we will.
683
00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:42,399
Crazy woman,
where will you sleep tonight?
684
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,760
(KNOCKING)
685
00:40:46,353 --> 00:40:49,703
It's OK. Phineas won't
be home tonight.
686
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:53,977
And who's going to care if you...
687
00:40:55,445 --> 00:40:57,346
Phineas, no.
688
00:41:00,475 --> 00:41:02,374
Welcome back, sir.
689
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,703
Quickly. Quicker than that.
690
00:41:12,335 --> 00:41:15,306
What do you mean,
you don't have any sugar'?
691
00:41:15,331 --> 00:41:20,229
WENDY: Very, very, important
part of the package. (MOUTHS)
692
00:41:24,537 --> 00:41:26,680
Don't touch! Don't touch.
693
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,021
Oh, Mark! (CHUCKLES)
Wendy.
694
00:41:30,046 --> 00:41:31,919
Mark! Shh! Mark. Mark.
695
00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:39,206
(BOTH PANT)
696
00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:44,061
(MUSIC FADES)
697
00:41:45,001 --> 00:41:46,747
(cranes)
698
00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,757
(POIGNANT PIANO MUSIC)
699
00:42:02,393 --> 00:42:04,315
(SNIFFS)
700
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:12,197
(ROCKY PIANO MUSIC)
701
00:42:14,858 --> 00:42:16,869
(GRUNTS)
702
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,781
(MUSIC FADES)
703
00:42:37,323 --> 00:42:39,207
Thief.
704
00:42:42,287 --> 00:42:44,252
You stole from me.
705
00:42:46,342 --> 00:42:48,279
I borrowed from us.
706
00:42:48,878 --> 00:42:51,262
It's temporary. I'll replace it.
707
00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:53,233
What was it for'?
708
00:42:53,297 --> 00:42:55,947
Prep for a job.
That's bullshit.
709
00:42:57,377 --> 00:42:58,354
You're gambling again.
710
00:42:58,407 --> 00:43:01,051
I am not.
Don't fuck with me, Ted.
711
00:43:03,419 --> 00:43:07,919
Running a book is one thing, but you know
what you're like when you start gambling.
712
00:43:07,964 --> 00:43:12,086
Ted, are you fucking gambling?
I'll replace the money.
713
00:43:12,139 --> 00:43:15,253
All right, here -
starting with this.
714
00:43:20,882 --> 00:43:22,938
(MELLOW MUSIC)
715
00:43:28,798 --> 00:43:30,745
(DOOR SLAMS)
716
00:43:30,770 --> 00:43:31,700
(SIREN WAILS)
717
00:43:31,784 --> 00:43:33,748
What in God's name-'?
718
00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:36,898
Sit down, Ted.
719
00:43:37,056 --> 00:43:40,554
Just seems weird shopping for
a dress you'll only wear once.
720
00:43:40,697 --> 00:43:43,658
How'd you go with the dress?
Bit of a disaster, really.
721
00:43:43,728 --> 00:43:45,723
Time to call in the big guns.
722
00:43:45,798 --> 00:43:49,668
Tonight, this safe will be
stuffed to the guns with cash.
723
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:50,072
Tonight?!
724
00:43:50,203 --> 00:43:53,122
Tonight, I'm your prince charming.
725
00:43:54,773 --> 00:43:56,644
Now we wait.
For what'?
726
00:43:56,694 --> 00:44:01,244
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