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(WOMAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(WOMEN PANTING)
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(WOMAN CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(WATER RUNNING)
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(LAUGHS)
(KNOCKING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(INSTRUCTOR CALLS OUT)
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(GROUP MURMURING)
(INSTRUCTOR STAMMERS)
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(SHOUTS)
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(SHOUTS)
(GASPS)
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(GROUP SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(WAILING)
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(PANTING)
(GROUP MURMURS)
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(GROANS)
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(MEN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(YOUNG WOMAN WAILS)
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(PANTING)
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(BABY CRYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER IN RUSSIAN)
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NARRATOR: On the 12th hour
of the first day of October 1989,
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43 women around the world gave birth.
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This was unusual only in the fact
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that none of these women had been pregnant
when the day first began.
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Sir Reginald Hargreeves,
eccentric billionaire and adventurer,
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resolved to locate and adopt
as many of the children as possible.
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Extraordinary!
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How much do you want for it?
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(REGINALD SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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("PICTURE BOOK" BY THE KINKS PLAYING)
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♪ Picture yourself
When you're getting old ♪
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♪ Sat by the fireside a-pondering on ♪
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♪ Picture book ♪
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♪ Pictures of your mama
Taken by your papa ♪
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♪ A long time ago
Long time ago ♪
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♪ Long time ago
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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(PLAYING "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA")
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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(MAN GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
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(BUTTONS CLICK)
(MACHINE BUZZING)
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(GUITAR, BASS, AND DRUMS JOIN SONG)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
(MAN GROANS)
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MAN: Show me where the safe is,
or your family's dead!
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Where's the safe?
(FAMILY WHIMPERING)
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MAN 2: Just leave us alone!
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(WEATHERMAN ON TV) ...little bit
of rain potentially, later in the week.
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(MAN 3 YELPS)
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(NECK CRACKS)
(THUDS)
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(MAN 4 GRUNTING)
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MAN 5: Who is this guy?
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(VIOLIN SOLO PLAYING)
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(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
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(CROWD CLAMORING)
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MAN: Over here, over here!
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There's our sweetheart, Allison!
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WOMAN: Oh! You're perfect!
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(PLAYING "ANGEL OF MUSIC")
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(SIGHS)
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Hey, you, stay strong.
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I believe in you. Okay?
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You, not so much.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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MAN: Bye, Klaus.
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We'll see you soon, Klaus.
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(ATTENDANT) Stay sober.
Mm.
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(RADIO BEEPS)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Incoming transmission.
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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV)
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DIEGO: Your family is safe now.
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(VIOLIN PLAYING "THINK OF ME")
(NEWS FANFARE PLAYS ON TV)
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(MAN ON TV)
We're going now live to a breaking story.
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MAN: One more!
MAN 2: Allison, here!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SHUTTERS CLICKING)
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MAN 3: Al... Allison, Allison!
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Allison!
Allison! Have you heard the news?
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When was the last time
you saw your father?
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Have you heard from your brothers?
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WOMAN: Allison,
will you wear Valentino to the funeral?
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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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(SMOOCHES)
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(SIREN WAILING)
(MUSIC FADES)
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(ROCK VERSION OF "THE MUSIC
OF THE NIGHT" PLAYING)
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(GASPS)
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(PANTING, LAUGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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(WHOOPS)
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(NEWS FANFARE PLAYS)
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(MAN ON TV) Moments ago,
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police reported the death
of the most eccentric
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and reclusive billionaire.
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(STOPS PLAYING ABRUPTLY)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(HORN BLARING IN DISTANCE)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Dad...
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Hey, Mom.
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Mom?
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ALLISON: Vanya?
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You're actually here.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Hey, Allison.
Hey, sis.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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DIEGO: Ah. What is she doing here?
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You don't belong here.
Not after what you did.
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You're seriously gonna do this today?
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ALLISON: Way to dress for the occasion,
by the way.
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DIEGO: At least I'm wearing black.
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You know what? I... Maybe he's right.
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And I shouldn't...
ALLISON: Forget about him.
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I'm glad you're here.
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(FLOOR CREAKING)
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DIEGO: I can save you some time.
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They're all locked.
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No forced entry, no sign of struggle.
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Oh, you got big, Luther.
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What's the secret, huh? Protein shakes?
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Low carbs?
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What do you want?
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The autopsy report.
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Ah.
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And you have this why?
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Well, that's because I...
broke into the coroner's office.
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And surprise, surprise,
Dad's death was... normal.
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Just a boring, old heart failure.
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Yeah, so?
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So, why are you in here,
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checking all the windows?
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Were you the first one on the scene?
Pogo found him.
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Yeah, I talked to Pogo.
He said he couldn't find Dad's monocle.
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And your point being?
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Can you think of a single time you saw
Dad and he wasn't wearing that monocle?
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No. Which means someone took it.
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Which means there's a chance
he wasn't alone when he died.
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There is no mystery here.
Nothing to avenge.
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Nothing to solve, nothing like that.
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It's just a sad old man who kicked it
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in a big, empty house.
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Just like he deserved.
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You should leave.
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Whatever you say, brother.
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(FOOTSTEPS FADING)
(SIGHS)
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MALE VOICE: Welcome home, Ms. Vanya.
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VANYA: Pogo.
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POGO: Hmm.
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(SIGHS) So good to see you.
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Ah, yes, your autobiography.
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Do you know, um...
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Did he ever read it?
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Hmm...
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Not that I'm aware of.
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VANYA: How long has it been
since Five disappeared?
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POGO: It's been 16 years,
four months, and 14 days.
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Your father insisted I keep track.
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You wanna know something stupid?
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I always used to leave the lights on
for him.
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I was scared that he would come back,
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it would be late,
and the house would be dark
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and he wouldn't be able to find us,
so he'd leave again.
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So, every night I'd make a little snack
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and make sure all the lights were on.
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Oh, I remember your snacks.
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I'm pretty sure I stepped
in half those peanut butter
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and marshmallow sandwiches.
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS) Your father always believed
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that Number Five
was still out there somewhere.
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He never lost hope.
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And look where that got him.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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The children are ready for bed, sir.
They wanted to say goodnight.
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Okay! Time for bed now, kids.
Come along now.
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Come along now.
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Come along now, Allison,
your father's busy.
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He's always busy.
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KLAUS: Where's the cash, Dad?
(DRAWERS CLATTERING)
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KLAUS: Where's the cash?
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Klaus? What are you doing in here?
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Oh! Allison!
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Wow, is that you?
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Hey, come here.
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Long time.
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Too long.
Hey, I was hoping to see you, actually,
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because I wanted to get your autograph.
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Add it to my collection!
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Just out of rehab?
No, no. No, no, no, no.
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No. I'm done with all that. (SIGHS)
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I just came down here to prove to myself
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that the old man was really gone.
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And he is! He's dead. Yeah!
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You know how I know?
Because if he were alive,
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not one of us would be allowed
to set foot in this room.
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He was always in here,
our whole childhood,
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plotting his next torment, right?
(CHUCKLES)
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Remember how he used to look at us?
That scowl?
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Thank Christ he's not our real father
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so we couldn't inherit those cold,
dead eyes!
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(SCREAMS, EXCLAIMS)
(CHUCKLES)
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(IMITATING REGINALD) Number Three!
LUTHER: Get out of his chair.
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KLAUS: Oh, wow, Luther!
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Wow, you really, uh...
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You really filled out over the years, huh?
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LUTHER: Klaus.
Save the lecture. I was already leaving.
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You guys can talk amongst yourselves.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Drop it.
Ex-squeeze me?
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Do it. Now.
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All right. All right.
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It's just an advance on our inheritance!
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That's all it is.
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No need to get your little panties
in a bunch.
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Ah. (KISSES)
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So, Klaus is still Klaus,
in case you were wondering.
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You know, after all these years,
I find it strangely comforting.
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Did you see Diego?
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With his stupid outfit?
Oh, I know.
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Do you think he wears that thing
in the bathroom?
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Like in the shower?
Yeah.
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Yes, absolutely!
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(ALLISON LAUGHS)
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I, uh... I wasn't sure you'd come.
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Me neither.
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You look great.
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Thanks.
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Where's Patrick and Claire?
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Patrick filed for divorce
eight months ago.
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Of course you don't know,
you've been gone.
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What about Claire?
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He got custody.
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Shit.
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Well...
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You could always do your, uh,
you know...
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rumor thing.
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Yeah, I don't do that anymore.
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What happened?
Same thing that always happens.
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I made a wish, and it came true,
and I couldn't take it back.
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(FIRE CRACKLING)
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LUTHER: Um...
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(DRINK POURING)
I guess we should get this started.
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So, I figured we could have
a sort of memorial service
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in the courtyard at sundown.
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Say a few words,
just at Dad's favorite spot.
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Dad had a favorite spot?
You know, under the oak tree.
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We used to sit out there all the time.
None of you ever did that?
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Will there be refreshments?
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Tea? Scones?
Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.
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What? No. And put that out.
Dad didn't allow smoking in here.
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Is that my skirt?
What?
252
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,637
Oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room.
253
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:32,309
It's a little dated, I know,
but it's very breathey on the bits.
254
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:36,396
Listen up. Still some important things
that we need to discuss, all right?
255
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,315
DIEGO: Like what?
Like the way he died.
256
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,775
And here we go.
257
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,444
I don't understand. I thought they said
it was a heart attack.
258
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,713
Yeah, according to the coroner.
259
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,457
Well, wouldn't they know?
Theoretically.
260
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,365
Theoretically?
261
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,992
I'm just saying, at the very least,
something happened.
262
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,120
The last time that I talked to Dad,
he sounded strange.
263
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,164
(GURGLING) Oh, quelle surprise!
264
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,457
Strange how?
265
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,044
He sounded on edge.
Told me I should be careful who to trust.
266
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,380
Luther, he was a paranoid, bitter old man
267
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,590
who was starting to lose
what was left of his marbles.
268
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,842
No. He must have known
something was going to happen.
269
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,345
Look, I know you don't like to do it,
270
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:09,930
but I need you to talk to Dad.
271
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,013
(SCOFFS)
272
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:16,436
I can't just call Dad in the afterlife
and be like, "Dad, could you just...
273
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:20,148
stop playing tennis with Hitler
for a moment and take a quick call?"
274
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,525
Since when? That's your thing.
275
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,693
I'm not in the right... frame of mind.
276
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,862
You're high?
(LAUGHS) Yeah! Yeah!
277
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,782
I mean, how are you not,
listening to this nonsense?
278
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:30,325
Well, sober up, this is important.
279
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,636
(SIGHS)
LUTHER: Then there's the issue
280
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,413
of the missing monocle.
Who gives a shit about a stupid monocle?
281
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,496
Exactly.
282
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:36,956
It's worthless.
283
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,126
So whoever took it,
I think it was personal.
284
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,503
Someone close to him.
Someone with a grudge.
285
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,548
Where are you going with this?
Oh, isn't it obvious, Klaus?
286
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,425
He thinks one of us killed Dad.
287
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,551
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
288
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:51,972
You do?
289
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,140
How could you think that?
290
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:57,102
Great job, Luther. Way to lead.
291
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,564
That's not what I'm saying.
You're crazy, man. You're crazy.
292
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,419
Crazy.
LUTHER: I've not finished.
293
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,168
Sorry, I'm just gonna go murder Mom.
Be right back.
294
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,072
Be right back.
That's not what I was saying.
295
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,487
I didn't... (SIGHS)
296
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,616
Allison. Jeez...
297
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,369
(SIGHS) That went well.
298
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,873
MAN: In five, four, three, two...
299
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,709
This is Jim Hellerman, reporting live
for Channel 2 News
300
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,628
outside of the Capital West bank
at Main and Sixth.
301
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,882
A group of heavily armed men
stormed the bank not three hours ago
302
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,092
and took an unknown number of hostages.
303
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,636
MAN 2: Hey, get them behind the counter!
(ALARM BLARING)
304
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,013
Now you've put me in a position
305
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:36,641
where I gotta do something
I don't want to do. Hmm?
306
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:37,933
Shit!
307
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,646
Hey, get back with the others.
308
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,732
I heard a rumor.
309
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,066
What? What did you say?
310
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,152
("THE WALKER" BY FITZ
AND THE TANTRUMS PLAYING)
311
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:51,114
(ECHOING) I heard a rumor
that you shot your friend in the foot.
312
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,992
♪ 'Cause 99 miles per hour, baby ♪
313
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,119
(GUN COCKS)
MAN 3: Hey, dude.
314
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,788
What the hell? (GROANS)
315
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,957
(HOSTAGES SCREAMING)
316
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:01,875
(GUNFIRE)
317
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,336
JIM: We just heard shots
from inside the bank.
318
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,671
It's uncertain
if any hostages have been harmed in that.
319
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:07,755
MAN 4: Up there!
320
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:11,301
JIM: There's some movement on the roof.
Possibly law enforcement.
321
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:15,263
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, here we go ♪
322
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,390
(MAN 5 SHOUTS)
(CROWD SCREAMS)
323
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:21,186
Looks like one of the armed robbers
has been thrown from the bank.
324
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,980
Guns are for sissies.
Real men throw knives.
325
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,858
(GROANS)
326
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,361
I've been in many hostage situations,
like this,
327
00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:30,946
and it can escalate very quickly.
328
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,239
Get back, you freaks.
329
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,342
DIEGO: Hey, be careful up there, buddy.
Get back now!
330
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,660
ALLISON: Wouldn't want you to get hurt.
Or what?
331
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,954
(GRUNTING)
332
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,498
♪ Oh, here we go... ♪
333
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:45,794
(GUN CLICKS)
Ooh! That's one badass stapler!
334
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,419
(MAN GRUNTS)
335
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,567
JIM: Although there's been
no activity for a few minutes,
336
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:54,278
we're gonna stay live on location
to make sure we don't miss anything
337
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,471
in this hostage situation
at the Capital West bank.
338
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,848
Do we really have to do this?
339
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,726
LUTHER: Come on, Ben.
There's more guys in the vault.
340
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,896
(SIGHS) I didn't sign up for this.
341
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,441
JIM: Now we see the hostages.
They... They're free.
342
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,403
They're scared, clearly,
but they do seem to be unharmed.
343
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:15,073
(BEAST SCREECHES)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
344
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,618
(BEAST ROARS)
345
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,539
(MUSIC STOPS)
346
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,207
(SIGHS)
347
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,838
(BREATHES SHAKILY) Can we go home now?
348
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,966
JIM: People are coming out now.
It's not the armed robbers.
349
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:37,262
These are young schoolchildren
in uniforms with masks on.
350
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,931
MAN: Lower your weapon!
JIM: Jim Hellerman, Channel 2 News.
351
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:42,618
MAN 2: How did you get in the bank?
MAN 3: What happened inside?
352
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,853
Why can't I go play with the others?
353
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,606
We've been through this before,
Number Seven.
354
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,858
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
355
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,569
I'm afraid there's just nothing special
about you.
356
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,364
Oh.
357
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,369
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
Our world is changing.
358
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,787
Has changed.
359
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,206
There are some among us
360
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:09,085
gifted with abilities
far beyond the ordinary.
361
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:13,256
I have adopted six such children.
362
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,717
I give you the inaugural class
363
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,386
of the Umbrella Academy.
364
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,639
Mr. Hargreeves!
Mr. Hargreeves. Channel 9 News.
365
00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,015
What happened to their parents?
366
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,850
They were suitably compensated.
367
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,102
Are you concerned about the welfare
of the children?
368
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,186
Of course.
369
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,856
As I am for the fate of the world.
370
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,941
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CONTINUE CLICKING)
371
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,944
KLAUS: Listen up, old man.
372
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,364
You know, if I was murdered,
and if one of my sons...
373
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,658
adopted sons... happened to be able
374
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,077
to commune with the dead,
I might think about,
375
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,621
(LAUGHS) I don't know, I don't know...
376
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:45,914
manifesting!
377
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,875
Do the whole big angry ghost lecture.
378
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:53,672
Tell everyone who done it,
and find eternal peace.
379
00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:56,466
Eternal peace is probably overrated.
380
00:27:58,593 --> 00:27:59,636
(SIGHS)
381
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,481
Come on now, Reggie.
382
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,192
Any time now.
383
00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:18,488
Please. (CHUCKLES)
384
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,031
Just need to sober up!
385
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,576
Clear thoughts. (EXHALES)
386
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,750
Come on! Come on, chop-chop!
387
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,545
You always were a stubborn bastard!
388
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:36,965
(PANTING) I don't know about you,
but I need a drink.
389
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,844
(GASPS, LAUGHS)
390
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,177
Oh!
391
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,389
(FLOOR CREAKING)
392
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,502
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
393
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:39,986
Oh. Three? Okay!
394
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,490
(SIGHS)
395
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,786
(SIGHS)
396
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:50,997
(EXHALES)
397
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:55,084
(KNUCKLES CRACK)
398
00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:32,955
(PLAYER CLICKS)
399
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:38,211
("I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW"
BY TIFFANY PLAYING)
400
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:58,106
♪ Children behave ♪
401
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,734
♪ That's what they say
When we're together ♪
402
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,238
♪ And watch how you play ♪
403
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,867
♪ They don't understand
And so we're ♪
404
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,452
♪ Running just as fast as we can ♪
405
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,415
♪ Holdin' on to one another's hand ♪
406
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:19,335
♪ Tryin' to get away into the night ♪
407
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,337
♪ And then you put your arms around me ♪
408
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:24,257
♪ And we tumble to the ground
And then you say ♪
409
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,467
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
410
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,930
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪
411
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,766
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
412
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:38,479
♪ The beating of our hearts
Is the only sound ♪
413
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,198
♪ Look at the way ♪
414
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,785
♪ We gotta hide what we're doin' ♪
415
00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:56,372
♪ 'Cause what would they say ♪
416
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,209
♪ If they ever knew
And so we're ♪
417
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,921
♪ Running just as fast as we can ♪
418
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,799
♪ Holdin' on to one another's hand ♪
419
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,678
♪ Tryin' to get away into the night ♪
420
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,889
♪ And then you put your arms around me ♪
421
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:15,600
♪ And we tumble to the ground
And then you say ♪
422
00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:17,894
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
423
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:22,065
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪
424
00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:25,276
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
425
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:29,864
♪ The beating of our hearts
Is the only sound ♪
426
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,533
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
427
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:37,163
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪
428
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,832
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
429
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,504
♪ The beating of our hearts
Is the only sound ♪
430
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,881
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
431
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,052
(GLASS SHATTERS)
432
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,596
(LOCKET CLATTERS)
433
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,349
Oh! Daddy?
434
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:58,934
(GASPS)
435
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,606
Oh.
(WIND HOWLING)
436
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,479
VANYA: What is it?
ALLISON: Don't get too close!
437
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,696
Yeah, no shit.
438
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,031
Looks like some sort of temporal anomaly.
439
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:15,535
Either that or a miniature black hole.
One of the two.
440
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,329
Pretty big difference there, Paul Bunyan.
Out of the way!
441
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:19,746
LUTHER: What are you...
442
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,712
ALLISON: What is that gonna do?
I don't know.
443
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,130
Do you have a better idea?
444
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,008
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
LUTHER: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
445
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,802
Everybody get behind me.
Yeah, get behind us.
446
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:35,221
KLAUS: I vote for running, c'mon!
447
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,810
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SCREAMS)
448
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:46,566
(THUNDER FADES)
449
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,743
Does anyone else see
450
00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,371
little Number Five, or is that just me?
451
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,168
Shit.
452
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,091
(SIGHS) What's the date? The exact date.
453
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,301
VANYA: The 24th.
454
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,635
FIVE: Of what?
March.
455
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:16,512
Good.
456
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,098
So, are we gonna talk
about what just happened?
457
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,022
It's been 17 years.
458
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:28,858
(SCOFFS) It's been a lot longer than that.
459
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:31,652
I haven't missed that.
460
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,570
Where'd you go?
461
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,198
The future. It's shit, by the way.
462
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,281
Called it.
463
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:38,701
I should've listened to the old man.
464
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,704
You know,
jumping through space is one thing,
465
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,248
jumping through time
is a toss of the dice.
466
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:47,668
Nice dress.
467
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,337
Oh, well, danke!
468
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,755
Wait, how did you get back?
469
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:53,007
In the end, I had to project
my consciousness forward
470
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,760
into a suspended quantum state version
of myself
471
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,262
that exists
across every possible instance of time.
472
00:34:58,846 --> 00:34:59,889
That makes no sense.
473
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,372
Well, it would if you were smarter.
474
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,436
How long were you there?
Forty-five years. Give or take.
475
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:10,691
So what are you saying? That you're 58?
476
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,820
No, my consciousness is 58.
477
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:16,656
Apparently, my body is now 13 again.
478
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,491
Wait, how does that even work?
479
00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:21,410
Delores kept saying
the equations were off. Eh.
480
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,454
Bet she's laughing now.
481
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:24,538
Delores?
482
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,374
Hmm.
483
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,852
Guess I missed the funeral.
How'd you know about that?
484
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,711
What part of the future
do you not understand?
485
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,255
Heart failure, huh?
486
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,464
Yeah.
No.
487
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,173
FIVE: Hmm.
488
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,426
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Nice to see nothing's changed.
489
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:40,471
Uh, that's it? That's all you have to say?
490
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:43,516
FIVE: What else is there to say?
The circle of life.
491
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,310
Well...
492
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:49,981
That was interesting.
493
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:00,366
Ah, shit.
494
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,000
Nice to know Dad didn't forget me.
495
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,128
Read your book, by the way.
496
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,756
Found it in a library
that was still standing.
497
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,555
I thought it was pretty good,
all things considered.
498
00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:24,807
Yeah, definitely ballsy,
499
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,101
giving up the family secrets.
500
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:30,730
Sure that went over well.
501
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:31,981
They hate me.
502
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,108
Oh, there are worse things
that can happen.
503
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,319
You mean like what happened to Ben?
504
00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:39,237
Was it bad?
505
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,537
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
506
00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:57,797
(DOOR OPENS)
507
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,066
Did something happen?
508
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,238
Dad died. Remember?
509
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,657
Oh. Yes, of course.
510
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,033
Is Mom okay?
511
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,119
Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
512
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:30,623
She just needs to rest.
You know, recharge.
513
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,545
Whenever you're ready, dear boy.
514
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,112
Probably would have been better
with some wind.
515
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,032
Does anyone wish to speak?
516
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,289
Very well.
517
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,544
In all regards,
518
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:21,716
Sir Reginald Hargreeves
made me what I am today.
519
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,555
For that alone,
I shall forever be in his debt.
520
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,808
He was my master...
521
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:33,978
and my friend,
522
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,773
and I shall miss him very much.
523
00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:45,489
He leaves behind a complicated legacy...
524
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,949
He was a monster.
525
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,117
(LAUGHS)
526
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,370
He was a bad person and a worse father.
527
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:54,832
The world's better off without him.
Diego.
528
00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,709
My name is Number Two.
529
00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:58,461
You know why?
530
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,590
Because our father couldn't be bothered
to give us actual names.
531
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:04,592
He had Mom do it.
532
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,344
MOM: Would anyone like something to eat?
533
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,720
No, it's okay, Mom.
534
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,014
Oh, okay.
535
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,100
Look, you wanna pay your respects?
536
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,436
Go ahead.
537
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,645
But at least be honest
about the kind of man he was.
538
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,150
You should stop talking now.
539
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,280
You know, you of all people should be
on my side here, Number One.
540
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,281
I am warning you.
541
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,325
DIEGO: After everything he did to you?
542
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:32,703
He had to ship you a million miles away.
543
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,246
Diego, stop talking.
544
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,500
That's how much
he couldn't stand the sight of you!
545
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,878
(BOTH GRUNTING)
546
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,297
Boys, stop this at once!
547
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,926
(SCREAMS) Come on, big boy!
548
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,429
(GRUNTS)
549
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,514
Stop it!
550
00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:53,474
Hit him! Hit him!
551
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,727
(SIGHS, SCOFFS)
552
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,904
DIEGO: Get off me!
553
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,660
(BOTH PANTING)
554
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,245
We don't have time for this.
555
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,414
DIEGO: Come here, big boy!
556
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,249
(SHOUTS)
557
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,379
Oh...
558
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,339
And there goes Ben's statue.
559
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,303
Diego, no!
(GRUNTS)
560
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:32,387
(GROANS)
561
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:34,765
(LUTHER GASPS, PANTING)
562
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,031
You never know when to stop, do you?
563
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,579
You got enough material
for your sequel yet?
564
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,000
He was my father, too.
565
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,637
Mom.
566
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,016
Let's go inside.
567
00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:19,226
Come on. Okay? Come on.
568
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:41,999
I bet you're loving this. Hmm?
569
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:45,961
The team at its best.
570
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,090
It's just like old times.
571
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:01,185
Best funeral ever.
572
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,687
REGINALD: Nietzsche once said,
573
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,397
"Man is as a rope
574
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,692
stretched between the animal
and the superhuman.
575
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,278
A rope over an abyss.
576
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,239
It is a dangerous crossing,
577
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:17,701
a dangerous looking-back,
a dangerous trembling and halting."
578
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,245
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
579
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,039
As much as you must strive
for individual greatness,
580
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,541
and strive you must,
581
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,960
for it won't come to you
of its own accord...
582
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,379
you must also remember
583
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:31,298
that there is no individual
stronger than the collective.
584
00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:34,398
DIEGO: That's not fair, Five's cheating!
585
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:35,678
He adapted.
586
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,807
The ties that bind you together
587
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,601
make you stronger than you are alone.
(ALLISON CRYING)
588
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,522
(MACHINE BUZZING)
(GROANING)
589
00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:48,816
REGINALD: They will make you impervious
590
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:52,361
to the pain and hardship
the world will thrust upon you.
591
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:55,197
And believe me when I tell you,
592
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,866
life will be hard.
593
00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:00,661
It will be painful.
594
00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:24,560
We can accomplish anything
595
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:27,980
when we accept responsibility together.
596
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,942
This is what creates trust.
597
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:45,497
(STATIC CRACKLES)
598
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,585
(BUZZING)
599
00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,670
(MACHINE BEEPING)
600
00:44:00,387 --> 00:44:03,432
Together, you will stand
against the reign of evil.
601
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,060
(BEEPING INTENSIFIES)
602
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,325
Don't waste your time.
603
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:23,994
Diego's right, I shouldn't have come.
604
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,206
This is your home and always will be.
605
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,084
Should I get you a taxi?
606
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:32,169
I already called one. But thanks.
607
00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,252
(HORN HONKS)
608
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:34,880
That's me.
Uh...
609
00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,091
I hope you know
610
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:40,010
your father loved you very much.
611
00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:42,596
In his own way.
612
00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:46,810
Yeah, well, that's kind of the problem,
isn't it?
613
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:48,060
Take care of yourself.
614
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,062
You as well, Miss Vanya.
615
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,202
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
616
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:20,676
Where's Vanya?
617
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,387
Oh, she's gone.
618
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,950
That's unfortunate.
ALLISON: Yeah.
619
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,185
An entire square block.
Forty-two bedrooms, 19 bathrooms,
620
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,479
but no, not a single drop of coffee.
621
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,605
Dad hated caffeine.
622
00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:37,943
Well, he hated children, too,
and he had plenty of us. (LAUGHS)
623
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:40,904
I'm taking the car.
624
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,282
Where are you going?
625
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,869
To get a decent cup of coffee.
626
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:48,537
Do you even know how to drive?
627
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,539
I know how to do everything.
628
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,710
I feel like we should try and stop him,
629
00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:58,297
but then again, I also just kinda want
to see what happens.
630
00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,882
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
631
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:07,097
All right, I guess I'll see you guys in,
what, ten years?
632
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,599
When Pogo dies?
633
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:11,477
Not if you die first.
Yeah, love you too, sis.
634
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,020
Good luck on your next film.
635
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,939
Hope it turns out better
than your marriage, huh?
636
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:23,781
Are... Are we leaving?
No, I'm leaving, me by myself.
637
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,908
Oh, fabulous! I'll get my things.
638
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,952
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
639
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,504
Hey! Diego.
640
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,799
You know, every time I close my eyes,
641
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:45,010
I see a diarrhetic hippo
about to shit on my face.
642
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:46,887
It's terrifying!
643
00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:48,262
Terrific.
644
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,307
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
645
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,810
No! No.
646
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,103
Lean back.
(ENGINE REVS)
647
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,773
(TIRES SCREECH)
648
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:11,847
(WHIRRING)
649
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,477
(CHIMING)
650
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,982
(BRAKES SCREECH)
651
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:38,873
(BELL RINGS)
652
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,168
(SIGHS)
653
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,216
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
654
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,302
(DISHES CLATTERING)
655
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:54,723
(FIVE SIGHS)
656
00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:58,602
(WAITRESS SIGHS) Sorry, sink was clogged.
(CHUCKLES)
657
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,437
So, what'll it be?
658
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:03,690
Uh, give me a chocolate éclair.
Mm-hmm. Sure.
659
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,653
Can I get the kid
a glass of milk or something?
660
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:11,865
(SCOFFS) The kid wants coffee. Black.
661
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,118
Cute kid. (CHUCKLES)
662
00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:22,000
Okay.
663
00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:27,172
(FIVE SIGHS)
664
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,471
Don't remember this place
being such a shithole.
665
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,431
I used to come here as a kid.
666
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,600
Used to sneak out with my brothers
and sisters
667
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:40,894
and eat doughnuts till we puked.
668
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,480
Simpler times, huh?
669
00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:44,855
Eh.
670
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,650
I suppose.
671
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,238
(WAITRESS CLEARS THROAT) Here.
672
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:55,533
MAN: I got his.
673
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:57,743
Thanks.
674
00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:03,809
You must know your way around the city.
675
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:07,504
I hope so.
I've been driving it for 20 years.
676
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,840
Good. I need an address.
677
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,676
(MACHINE BEEPING)
678
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,852
(EXHALES)
(ENGINE STARTS)
679
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,614
Hmm. That was fast.
680
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,367
I thought I'd have more time
before they found me.
681
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,451
Okay.
682
00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:40,996
So let's all be professional
about this, yeah?
683
00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:44,166
On your feet and come with us.
They want to talk.
684
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,043
I've got nothing to say.
685
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,171
It doesn't have to go this way.
686
00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:53,341
You think I want to shoot a kid?
Go home with that on my conscience?
687
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,304
Well, I wouldn't worry about that.
688
00:50:58,263 --> 00:50:59,306
You won't be going home.
689
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:02,809
("ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE"
BY THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS PLAYING)
690
00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:05,020
(GUNFIRE)
(MAN GROANS)
691
00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,649
Hey, assholes!
692
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:24,956
♪ Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople ♪
693
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,209
♪ Been a long time gone, Constantinople ♪
694
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,461
♪ Now it's Turkish delight
On a moonlit night ♪
695
00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:33,381
♪ Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople ♪
696
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:37,302
♪ So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul ♪
697
00:51:37,385 --> 00:51:39,805
♪ Even old New York ♪
(MAN GRUNTS)
698
00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:41,681
♪ Was once New Amsterdam ♪
(GROANING)
699
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:45,769
♪ Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way ♪
700
00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:48,188
(MAN 2 SCREAMS)
♪ So take me back to Constantinople ♪
701
00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:50,023
♪ No, you can't go back
To Constantinople ♪
702
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,234
♪ Been a long time gone, Constantinople ♪
703
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,528
(GUNFIRE)
(MEN SCREAM, THUD)
704
00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,905
(FIVE SIGHS)
705
00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,554
♪ Istanbul ♪
♪ Istanbul ♪
706
00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:07,791
♪ Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam ♪
707
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,960
♪ Why they changed it, I can't say ♪
708
00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:12,396
♪ People just liked it better that way ♪
(MAN 3 GASPING)
709
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:16,216
♪ Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople ♪
710
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,301
(MAN 3 GRUNTS)
(NECK SNAPS)
711
00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:23,348
♪ That's nobody's business but the Turks ♪
712
00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:27,477
(GRUNTS)
713
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:34,568
(GROANS)
714
00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,572
(CHIP BEEPING)
715
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,703
(BEEPING)
♪ So take me back to Constantinople ♪
716
00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:48,874
♪ No, you can't go back
To Constantinople ♪
717
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:51,001
♪ Been a long time gone, Constantinople ♪
718
00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:53,128
♪ Why did Constantinople get the works? ♪
719
00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:57,674
♪ That's nobody's business but the Turks ♪
720
00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:02,846
♪ Istanbul ♪
721
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,567
LUTHER: Do you ever remember
a single time
722
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,652
that Dad wasn't wearing his monocle?
723
00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,454
Yoo-hoo, Diego!
724
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:32,000
I hate to rush you through any kind
of brooding moment you might be having,
725
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,044
but come on, man, we're starving!
726
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:43,553
(INHALES, EXHALES)
727
00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:45,972
I'm craving...
728
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,390
eggs.
729
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:48,725
(CLICKS TONGUE) No!
730
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,561
Wait, it's too late for eggs.
731
00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:54,064
Waffles. Huh?
732
00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:55,815
You like waffles, right?
733
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,568
Ah. Of course you do.
734
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:01,905
Everyone likes waffles.
735
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:04,698
(WATER SPLASHES)
736
00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:10,038
(STATIC OVER RADIO)
737
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:12,999
(WOMAN OVER POLICE RADIO)
Gunshots reported on the 400 block
738
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,126
of Milton Avenue, Griddy's Doughnuts.
739
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,548
Diego, thank you for joining us,
740
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:23,969
we have decided on, drum roll, waffles.
741
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:27,305
I'm gonna drop you off at the bus stop.
I gotta get back to work.
742
00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:33,478
What, breaking bones and cracking skulls?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
743
00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:35,230
Saving lives, baby.
744
00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:38,858
Well, I guess it's frozen waffles again.
745
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:49,828
Yeah, I could do egg and bacon,
746
00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:52,831
but I'm trying to cut down
on my pig products.
747
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:56,667
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
748
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:09,472
(SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE)
749
00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:21,860
(LOCK CLICKS)
(HINGES CREAK)
750
00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:26,114
Jesus!
751
00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:28,033
You should have locks on your windows.
752
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,035
I live on the second floor.
753
00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,286
Rapists can climb.
754
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:33,580
You are so weird.
755
00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:44,965
Is that blood?
756
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,135
It's nothing.
757
00:55:50,638 --> 00:55:51,638
Why are you here?
758
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,977
(SIGHS) I've decided
you're the only one I can trust.
759
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:57,436
Why me?
760
00:55:57,687 --> 00:55:58,688
Because you're ordinary.
761
00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:02,317
Because you'll listen.
762
00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:05,652
Okay.
763
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:17,540
(INHALES SHARPLY)
764
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,592
When I jumped forward
and got stuck in the future,
765
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:29,552
do you know what I found?
766
00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:31,930
No.
Nothing.
767
00:56:34,682 --> 00:56:36,309
Absolutely nothing.
768
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,606
As far as I could tell,
I was the last person left alive.
769
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,235
I never figured out
what killed the human race, but...
770
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:47,946
I did find something else.
771
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:51,741
The date it happens.
772
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,505
The world ends in eight days,
773
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:07,882
and I have no idea how to stop it.
774
00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,476
I'll put on a pot of coffee.
775
00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:21,980
(ROCK VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
775
00:57:22,305 --> 00:57:28,570
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