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(Clapping)
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(Phone ringing)
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(Door creaks open and closes)
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Angus! For you.
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Oh?
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Says it's urgent.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Hello?
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Angus, thank God!
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Daniel, how on earth did you find me?
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Daniel: It wasn't easy.
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Now listen, Angus...
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Angus: I'm having the time
of my life up here, Daniel.
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The most spectacular
northern lights I've ever...
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Th... that's great.
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The thing is, there's a bit
of a situation happening here.
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Speak up, lad.
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Daniel: Just that...
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Well, there might be that
ghost of an outside chance
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that you might actually be elected.
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Angus: I can't hear a
word you're saying, laddie.
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I'll be home on Monday,
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we'll have a drink and a game of chess.
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N-n-n-n-n-n-no, Monday's too late.
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This can't wait until
Monday. Angus, please, just...
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Angus: You really must come
up here sometime, Daniel.
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It's indescribably beautiful!
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Angus, please! Angus, don't hang up.
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Don't hang up! Don't hang...
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(sighs)
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As captain of this
band of merry sailors
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I'm a black mark, I'm a failure
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but before you watch me drown
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I'm relinquishing command
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for something I don't understand
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this man's about to turn
his whole life upside down
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I'll settle here on a
new shore
(New shore)
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My lips were blue
and my legs were sore
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I forget if I was pushed
or I jumped overboard
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and after all this time
what's the difference
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
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Daniel: You know how sometimes
after a really bad experience,
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when all hope seems lost,
you get up in the morning
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and just like that, for no reason at all,
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the world doesn't seem quite so malevolent?
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Hey, Lindsay, it's Daniel. Again.
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Anyways... nothing urgent.
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Just wanted to say sorry about everything,
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and I hope you'll give
me a chance to explain.
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Okay, bye for now.
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(Phone beeps off, sighs)
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(Phone ringing)
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Hey, Lindsay?
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Addison! What the hell,
you turn off your phone?
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(Sighs)
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Uh, no, I lost my phone and
I had to get a new phone.
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Oh Jesus, get your ass down here.
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Bradley, I'm just having
my morning coffee and...
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Stanton: Now, goddamnit,
or you're dead meat!
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You hear me?
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Dead meat with a side of dead gravy.
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(Phone beeps off)
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You know the kind of
morning when what seemed dark
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and depressing the night
before just melts away...
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a special feeling...
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and you finally understand
what it means when they say
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it's always darkest before the dawn?
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(Engine stutters)
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(Banging, car alarm wails)
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Agggghhhhhhh!
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That is so not my life.
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Newscaster: Fallout continues
from the Cameron scandal
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after the former Finance Minister
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was discovered to be in a
sadomasochistic relationship
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with his campaign manager.
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You believe that guy?
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I heard he had a whole
dungeon in his house.
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You know, whips, harnesses,
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nipple clamps I had to look that one up.
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(Sighs)
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An election in three days
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and all anybody can talk about
is Eric Cameron's nipple clamps.
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It's basically a couple of alligator clips
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connected to a double-a battery.
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$25 bucks a pop.
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I can get 'em for a dollar.
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Man, there's a sucker
born every minute, eh?
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Yes, there sure is.
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(Engine starts)
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(Hood bangs shut)
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By the way, your gaskets are leaking.
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You should get 'em checked
before it blows sky high.
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Good luck!
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Hello, Rachel. Hello, Daniel.
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Addison.
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Sorry, I got here as soon as I could.
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My car wouldn't start and then...
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Stanton: I know. Stressful.
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Last days of the campaign.
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How are you coping?
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Okay.
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Stanton: Good! We just want
to make sure you're getting
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all the help you need, don't we, Rachel?
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Help?
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Hmm.
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What happened the other day, at the rally,
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gotta be concerning.
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Oh, that. Yeah, I'm not worried.
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That was probably just some crank.
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That's what I told the rcmp.
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But they don't take
these things too lightly,
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not when it involves the
leader of the opposition.
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They called it a terrorist act.
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T... terrorist? (Laughs) Well, that's crazy.
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Yeah, they traced the call to a phone booth
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next to a Tim's.
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(Sighs) The store had a security camera.
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They were able to get a pretty good photo
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of the guy who made the call.
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Okay, I can explain.
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Goody.
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See, the candidate was unavailable.
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- Unavailable?
- Yes.
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Meaning... drunk?
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- No.
- Hungover.
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No! No. Just, just away.
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Oh my God! He's in jail, isn't he?
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No! No! Jesus, Bradley,
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something came up at the last moment
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and I didn't want to
cause any embarrassment
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for the leader.
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I see.
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So you did what any
reasonable person would do
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and phoned in a bomb threat?!
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Uh, I may have overreacted.
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Addison, I don't know if you're incompetent
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or lying, or both.
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No matter. We're done. You're fired.
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Fired? You can't fire me, I work for Angus.
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You mean Bigfoot?
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That's what people call him
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because no one has ever seen him.
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It's a tactic!
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No, see, we're keeping
him out of sight, you know,
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to add to his mystique.
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Oh, sweet Jesus!
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Get the hell out of here
before I have you arrested.
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You make me sick!
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We just feel that we can't
trust you anymore, Daniel,
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and what's more important than trust?
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Fired. Fine!
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What do I care?
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I'm free. I'm finally free!
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Now I can return to my original plan:
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A university career
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far away from all of this.
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A life of peace, quiet contemplation.
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Tour guide: The medallions
on the ornamental skylight
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represent various government departments.
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Woman 1: Can I buy a postcard of that?
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Tour guide: Hmm.
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Who is this?
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Tour guide: I'm sorry, ma'am,
that's not part of the tour.
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Now if we hurry,
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we can make it to the
parliamentary boutique.
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Daniel: Sir Wilfred Laurier,
our seventh Prime Minister.
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Woman: Okay, thanks.
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Nicknamed the great conciliator
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for his ability to find common
ground among warring factions.
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Probably his greatest achievement
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was the Manitoba Schools Act of 1890.
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Great conciliator.
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Like to see how he'd cope in my situation.
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Laurier: I am branded in Quebec
as a traitor to the French,
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and, in Ontario, as a
traitor to the English.
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I am neither. I am Canadian.
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Yes, exactly.
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See, if I keep my deal with Angus a secret,
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I'll be a traitor to my team.
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But if I tell them
about my deal with Angus,
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I'll be a traitor to Angus.
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Laurier: For my part, I ask only one thing:
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That we be judged by our principles.
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Then there's Lindsay;
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she hates my guts, with good reason.
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Laurier: Hmm! Trouble? With the ladies?
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How will she ever trust me again?
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Not really my department.
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Of course. I'll ask Trudeau.
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Hmm.
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Lindsay: Hi, gran.
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Oh, hello dear.
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What are you reading?
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Well, I know, it's unseemly,
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but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
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How the mighty have fallen.
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I'll say.
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Have you spoken to Daniel?
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No. Why would I?
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Hmm, I just thought he might have called
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with an explanation.
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What possible explanation could he have
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for the way he treated us?
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I know.
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I just think there must be
another side to the story.
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We've just been retweeted by Drake.
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Oh my goodness!
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But who's Drake?
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Hello, dear, it's Edna Mae
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from the Angus McLintock campaign.
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I'll certainly pass that on to Angus.
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Marjorie: McLintock, yes,
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yes, it starred John Wayne.
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No, they don't make
movies like that anymore.
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Jerry: Our phone campaign
is going gangbusters.
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They don't hang up anymore,
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in fact, we can hardly
get them off the line.
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Muriel: Oh my goodness.
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Edna: Well, I'll have
to let you go. Bye now.
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Muriel: Hello, Daniel.
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What brings you here this fine day?
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I've come to give you an apology...
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all of you an apology.
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A while ago, I made a decision
to get out of politics.
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I was burnt out.
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At the last minute,
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the party asked me to do one last favour,
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they asked me to run a hopeless campaign...
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this campaign...
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and I accepted that job,
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and I immediately recognized my mistake.
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Hence my attempts to sabotage the campaign.
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Nothing can justify what I did.
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It was a betrayal of your trust,
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your good faith,
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and the Democratic process,
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and for that I am truly sorry.
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Muriel: Does Angus know about this?
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No. Daniel Addison may be a fink,
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but Angus McLintock is the real deal.
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Anyway, thank you for hearing me out.
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Um... best of luck with the campaign.
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Angus is very fortunate to
have you all on his team.
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Jerry: Come on, people, work those phones!
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Yeah, that'll be all right.
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Uh-huh.
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Fontana!
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Call you back.
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Boss! Hey!
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I'm at the end of my rope here.
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I can explain.
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Five weeks you've had to write this thing.
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I know, but you don't
know what I'm up against!
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No one will talk to me. No one!
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I mean I know you've
heard this story before,
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but I'm telling you, not
McLintock, not Addison,
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not his department secretary,
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his former students, members
of his campaign team...
265
00:12:12,243 --> 00:12:15,470
The election's in three
days. Where the hell is he?
266
00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:16,242
I don't know!
267
00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:17,873
Aw!
268
00:12:17,877 --> 00:12:18,642
Yet, yet, but I'm gonna find out.
269
00:12:18,644 --> 00:12:21,939
I promise ya. Hmm?
270
00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:23,942
You know, the Charlottetown tour of Annie
271
00:12:23,947 --> 00:12:26,008
is coming to the National Arts Centre.
272
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,976
I still don't have anyone to cover it.
273
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,914
No. Please, please, I beg of you, okay?
274
00:12:32,112 --> 00:12:34,708
I will do everything I
can to get this story,
275
00:12:34,714 --> 00:12:36,911
even if it kills me. Please.
276
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:39,310
Okay, good. Go on, get out of here.
277
00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:40,679
Thank you!
278
00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:42,612
Yeah, go on, get out!
279
00:12:42,617 --> 00:12:42,949
I won't disappoint you.
280
00:12:49,671 --> 00:12:51,167
Aaron: Well, it looks like we've plateaued
281
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,333
at 42 percent of decided voters.
282
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:54,767
Pete: Isn't that a good thing?
283
00:12:54,771 --> 00:12:57,866
Compared to where we
started, but it's not enough.
284
00:12:57,873 --> 00:12:59,701
I'm sorry.
285
00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:00,371
Oh.
286
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,370
Uh, uh, listen,
287
00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:06,533
I've run five times in this riding,
288
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:10,133
and I've never been this close to winning.
289
00:13:10,141 --> 00:13:11,375
No, we can't give up now!
290
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,504
Daniel: If only I'd had the backbone
291
00:13:14,509 --> 00:13:16,472
to stand up to Stanton in the beginning,
292
00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:18,605
none of this would have happened.
293
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,506
Well, it's all over now but the shouting.
294
00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:21,541
That will be when Angus comes home
295
00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:23,705
and finds out I betrayed him.
296
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:24,941
(Sighs)
297
00:13:24,944 --> 00:13:26,507
Which reminds me,
298
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:28,874
I'll need to find another place to live.
299
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:30,378
(Phone rings)
300
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:33,378
Daniel.
301
00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:36,409
Muriel?
302
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:38,110
Daniel, we're running out of time.
303
00:13:38,115 --> 00:13:39,644
The election is in two days.
304
00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:42,342
Our volunteers just can't
talk to enough people,
305
00:13:42,348 --> 00:13:44,382
so we need your help, your experience.
306
00:13:46,281 --> 00:13:48,383
Okay, so, get me up to speed.
307
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,180
Our phone campaign is starting to pay off.
308
00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:52,847
It's called the big listen.
309
00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:54,481
The big listen.
310
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,147
We've been calling Cameron supporters
311
00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:57,115
to see what's on their minds.
312
00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:58,848
So th... that's your strategy?
313
00:13:58,852 --> 00:14:00,282
Aaron: Uh-huh.
314
00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:01,516
Okay, I'm not sure how that would...
315
00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:03,781
We're getting a conversion
rate of 45 percent.
316
00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:05,250
Forty-five?
317
00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:06,217
People really want a chance to vent.
318
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,321
And we're there to hear them.
319
00:14:10,419 --> 00:14:12,320
Okay. Tomorrow's Saturday, right?
320
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:19,746
321
00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:22,317
Woman: Something has to be
done about hockey violence.
322
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:24,152
How can we teach our
children about fair play
323
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,519
and then turn on the TV and pish!
324
00:14:26,524 --> 00:14:29,451
My boy, Angus McLintock,
has the solution for you.
325
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,453
What creeps me out is
the ads on the Internet.
326
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,753
It feels like nothing's private anymore.
327
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,522
Vote Angus.
328
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:38,989
Woman 2: Like gay
marriage. I mean, seriously,
329
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:40,790
- get over it.
- Yeah.
330
00:14:40,794 --> 00:14:42,523
Lindsay: I'll let Angus know how you feel.
331
00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:45,090
Woman 2: Nobody I know
has a problem with it.
332
00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:46,294
Well, vote Angus. Yeah.
333
00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,360
Jesus, Bob, I don't
have time for this, okay?
334
00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:55,993
Just get me a thousand
balloons to the Sheraton
335
00:14:55,997 --> 00:14:56,695
by six o'clock on Monday.
336
00:14:56,697 --> 00:14:58,229
(Phone vibrates)
337
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:00,829
Yes, George?
338
00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:03,160
George: Stanton, what is going on?
339
00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:04,196
George, we just spoke two hours ago.
340
00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:06,659
Yeah, I'm reading the Twitter.
341
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:09,860
Nanos says we're winning,
but ekos says we're losing.
342
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:10,998
George, stop it, okay?
343
00:15:11,001 --> 00:15:11,731
You're going to drive yourself crazy.
344
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,264
Call Zalesky.
345
00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:14,797
Find out what his numbers are saying.
346
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,132
Stanton: Zalesky doesn't have any updates.
347
00:15:16,135 --> 00:15:16,900
Call him, call him, call him!
348
00:15:16,903 --> 00:15:19,263
(Sighs) Okay, sure.
349
00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:21,597
I'm just putting you on hold, George.
350
00:15:21,603 --> 00:15:22,234
Okay.
351
00:15:25,802 --> 00:15:27,299
Zed-man, any news?
352
00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,133
It's George, you know how he gets.
353
00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:31,238
Yeah, okay, I'll tell him.
354
00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:33,569
George?
355
00:15:33,572 --> 00:15:34,669
Huh?
356
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,936
Stanton: According to Zalesky,
357
00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:37,269
nothing's changed since last night.
358
00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:39,103
It's all down to the undecideds.
359
00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:41,269
George: Oh goddamnit, come on,
360
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,969
what are they waiting for? Christmas?
361
00:15:42,973 --> 00:15:44,470
I don't know, George,
362
00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:46,037
I'm only telling you what Zalesky told me.
363
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,569
I want him fired. Mm-hmm.
364
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,272
He's the one that said
we should not go negative.
365
00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:52,337
He said that we could win the west.
366
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,671
This isn't Michael's fault, George.
367
00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:56,072
I want him gone!
368
00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:58,210
George, calm down right now!
369
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:06,574
I'll call you back in an hour.
370
00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:07,610
Okay.
371
00:16:07,613 --> 00:16:11,072
372
00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:12,675
Hey, Lindsay, can we talk?
373
00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:14,376
What about?
374
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:17,242
Well, um, I just want a chance
to explain to you that...
375
00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:20,043
Daniel, it's okay. I'm fine.
376
00:16:20,049 --> 00:16:20,679
No, no, you don't understand.
377
00:16:20,681 --> 00:16:23,277
No, please.
378
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,344
I'm the one with the problem, okay?
379
00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:27,778
I always believe everything anyone tells me
380
00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:29,978
about themselves.
381
00:16:29,984 --> 00:16:31,747
- I know it's naive.
- No.
382
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:32,915
No, you're not...
383
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,781
Look, we'll just keep
this professional, okay?
384
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,549
See you on Monday.
385
00:16:35,552 --> 00:16:37,218
Oh.
386
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:42,814
Rachel: So we're still calling
it an election night party,
387
00:16:42,819 --> 00:16:44,516
not a victory party
388
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,917
and we'll tell the press that
he has two speeches ready.
389
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,221
- Arrogant prick.
- What?
390
00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:51,084
Quimby. Calling me all hours of the night,
391
00:16:51,089 --> 00:16:52,785
telling me how to run the campaign?
392
00:16:52,789 --> 00:16:53,753
He is the leader.
393
00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:55,086
Goddamn Prima Donna.
394
00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:56,086
If he blows this, he's going down,
395
00:16:56,089 --> 00:17:00,157
and I shall be the first one to cheer.
396
00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:05,483
Btw, I heard a little rumour
about your friend, Addison.
397
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,387
Oh yeah?
398
00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:10,619
Apparently he's back working
on the McLintock campaign.
399
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,158
As a volunteer.
400
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,159
(Laughs) What a loser.
401
00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:18,855
Maybe he just wants to do
something with his life, Bradley,
402
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,127
something slightly nobler.
403
00:17:22,328 --> 00:17:25,889
Yeah, well, to think I used
to be so intimidated by him
404
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:29,164
and all those big fancy words.
405
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:37,059
Hey, I was thinking, um,
406
00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:39,027
how about you and me go back to my place
407
00:17:39,032 --> 00:17:41,760
and work on our election day strategy?
408
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,132
That's you and I.
409
00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:46,133
Right.
410
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,134
You're a pig, Bradley.
411
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,134
Is that a no?
412
00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:04,565
(Exhales sharply)
413
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:06,400
(Woman laughs)
414
00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:07,069
Hey!
415
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:10,200
Newscast: Opposition leader, George Quimby,
416
00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:11,836
appeared relaxed and confident today
417
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,236
as he headed home to vote
418
00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:15,767
in an election that pollsters are saying
419
00:18:15,773 --> 00:18:16,837
is too close to call.
420
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,535
Thank you! Merci beaucoup !
421
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,073
(Phone ringing)
422
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:22,838
Hello?
423
00:18:22,841 --> 00:18:24,570
Norm: Addison!
424
00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:28,467
Daniel: Norman, what a
surprise. What do you want?
425
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,170
Just want to know where Angus
is going to be tomorrow night?
426
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,839
The candidate will be watching the returns
427
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:35,040
from an undisclosed location.
428
00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:37,239
We will reserve comment until morning.
429
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:40,805
Come on, Addison. Throw
me a bone here, huh?
430
00:18:40,812 --> 00:18:42,042
That is all I have to say.
431
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:45,672
What are you going to do if he wins, huh?
432
00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:47,111
(Phone beeps off)
433
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:50,780
Ok. You guys know how this goes, right?
434
00:18:50,783 --> 00:18:52,464
You get out there and you make sure
435
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:53,332
that every single Angus supporter
436
00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:54,432
gets out to vote, okay?
437
00:18:54,435 --> 00:18:56,965
Commencing operation snake eater.
438
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,965
Pete 2: It's the ultimate
showdown of the ultimate destiny.
439
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,503
Ha ha, right on.
440
00:19:01,636 --> 00:19:04,265
Oh guys, guys, don't forget to vote!
441
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:05,202
Are you kidding, Professor?
442
00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:07,067
Yo, it's our first time.
443
00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:08,504
Yo, let's go!
444
00:19:11,937 --> 00:19:12,504
(Sneezes)
445
00:19:13,905 --> 00:19:29,880
446
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:41,052
447
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:43,658
Yes, I will vote,
448
00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:46,274
but if I don't sort the
black from the brown,
449
00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:47,809
I have to do them all
over again when I get home.
450
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,908
Oh, I can help you.
451
00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:51,077
Oh! Ah! If you touch them,
452
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,215
I have to wash them all over again.
453
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:01,215
George: Angus,
454
00:20:02,614 --> 00:20:04,510
as a token of the friendship
between our two communities,
455
00:20:04,515 --> 00:20:08,218
I'd like to give you this
gift of a seal skin sporran.
456
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:11,217
Oh, the matching tassels.
457
00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:16,218
Oh, it's a beaut!
458
00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:22,776
Ah, this has been the trip of a lifetime.
459
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,050
Well, come back again.
460
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:27,379
Come back? Of course I will.
461
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:30,912
The water filtration
system is just a prototype.
462
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,350
I've got to scale it up
463
00:20:32,353 --> 00:20:34,050
and get it into every
community in the north.
464
00:20:34,055 --> 00:20:35,984
Oh yes, the water filtration system.
465
00:20:35,988 --> 00:20:37,984
What a difference it could make.
466
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:40,189
Could make? Will make.
467
00:20:40,888 --> 00:20:42,485
I'll see to that.
468
00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:44,285
Angus,
469
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,916
our people are the most
patient in the world,
470
00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,189
but even we have our limits.
471
00:20:50,356 --> 00:20:52,253
You southerners come
up here with a big idea,
472
00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:54,186
and you make plans, and we shake hands,
473
00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:58,127
and we take pictures, and then nothing.
474
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,127
Bureaucracy. Kills it every time.
475
00:21:03,159 --> 00:21:06,128
I won't let that happen, I promise.
476
00:21:08,492 --> 00:21:09,126
Sure.
477
00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:15,823
Come back anytime, I'll take you fishing,
478
00:21:15,829 --> 00:21:18,130
if there's any fish left.
479
00:21:24,829 --> 00:21:27,131
(Truck engine starts)
480
00:21:33,765 --> 00:21:35,164
(Truck rumbles away)
481
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,996
Newscast: The polls have
just closed in Ontario
482
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,962
and here's what we can tell you.
483
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,164
Dianne Gagnon's governing party
484
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,631
has surged ahead of George Quimby
485
00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:46,730
by twelve seats.
486
00:21:46,734 --> 00:21:48,963
In the north...
487
00:21:48,969 --> 00:21:49,633
Hey, Danny boy! Come on in!
488
00:21:49,635 --> 00:21:51,764
Pull up a chair.
489
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:54,929
Newscast: Strong lead,
though that's no surprise.
490
00:21:54,936 --> 00:21:55,634
Dianne Gagnon's party has...
491
00:21:55,636 --> 00:21:56,699
How are you Muriel?
492
00:21:56,702 --> 00:21:59,264
Oh, fine and dandy.
493
00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:01,332
Listen, do you know how
long I've waited for this,
494
00:22:01,337 --> 00:22:04,964
being here with a better than
even chance of winning? Oh!
495
00:22:04,971 --> 00:22:07,133
Do you wish you were running again?
496
00:22:07,138 --> 00:22:09,000
Oh God, no. No, I'm past all that.
497
00:22:09,005 --> 00:22:11,105
No. Hindsight is for geezers.
498
00:22:12,204 --> 00:22:15,732
Newscast: And his decisive knockout blow...
499
00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:17,105
Give her time, Danny.
500
00:22:18,306 --> 00:22:20,170
Newscast: And now with his thoughts
501
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,335
are resident expert Jean Turton.
502
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,267
Jean, I'm trying to
imagine the mood right now
503
00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:28,204
at the Prime Minister's
campaign headquarters.
504
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:31,501
Osti. Just stop, stop. Stop fussing, okay?
505
00:22:31,509 --> 00:22:35,902
It's driving me crazy.
I'll just put in a hairband.
506
00:22:35,911 --> 00:22:37,141
Hairdresser: A hairband?
507
00:22:37,144 --> 00:22:39,937
Why not? It's good enough for Hilary.
508
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,074
Miriam: Madame Prime Minister,
509
00:22:41,077 --> 00:22:43,239
if you wear a hairband on election day,
510
00:22:43,244 --> 00:22:44,940
the press will say that you've given up,
511
00:22:44,944 --> 00:22:46,706
that you don't care anymore.
512
00:22:46,711 --> 00:22:48,408
You will never recover.
513
00:22:48,412 --> 00:22:52,047
Besides, even Hilary doesn't
wear hairbands anymore.
514
00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:55,908
Okay, fine, fine, fine.
515
00:22:55,913 --> 00:22:57,045
Fine. Just finish this off.
516
00:22:58,612 --> 00:23:00,046
J'men calice!
517
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,411
Pete: I've got the beers and popcorn.
518
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,547
(Cheering)
519
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,713
Here you go, sir.
520
00:23:07,718 --> 00:23:09,646
Newscast: But of course, the
one riding everyone is watching
521
00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:11,679
is Cumberland-Prescott.
522
00:23:11,684 --> 00:23:13,047
Jerry: Okay, shh! Shh!
523
00:23:13,051 --> 00:23:15,448
And home to disgraced cabinet minister,
524
00:23:15,453 --> 00:23:17,385
Eric Cameron. Jean?
525
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,585
Well, I think we have to acknowledge
526
00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:22,053
that the McLintock campaign
had an amazing team.
527
00:23:22,058 --> 00:23:23,487
Yeah! (Cheering)
528
00:23:23,491 --> 00:23:25,554
I mean, this guy has become a folk hero,
529
00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:27,255
even though no one seems to have met him.
530
00:23:27,259 --> 00:23:29,056
Newscaster: Right, and then
there was that incredible
531
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:30,191
social media campaign
532
00:23:30,194 --> 00:23:32,355
with the kids doing the lip dub...
533
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,421
Jean: And a memorial video.
534
00:23:35,428 --> 00:23:38,322
The strategy, they took a huge risk.
535
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,791
But as we've seen, it paid off.
536
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:42,026
(Cheering)
537
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:43,362
Jerry: Yes! Yes!
538
00:23:45,228 --> 00:23:46,593
Pete: Thank you, thank you,
539
00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:51,366
but really, it was the
Professor who gave us the idea.
540
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:56,225
Me? No, I... I had nothing to do with that.
541
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:58,228
No, your lecture on Aristotle,
542
00:23:58,233 --> 00:23:59,630
it really shifted our thinking.
543
00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:01,395
It did?
544
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:02,697
Yeah, it made us realize something:
545
00:24:02,701 --> 00:24:05,296
That an election isn't
about what divides us,
546
00:24:05,302 --> 00:24:07,530
it's about what brings us together.
547
00:24:07,535 --> 00:24:11,094
It's about respect,
tolerance, and community.
548
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:13,431
You got all that from Aristotle?
549
00:24:13,437 --> 00:24:15,333
State exists not for the
purpose of living together,
550
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:19,894
but for the purpose of noble actions.
551
00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:21,734
Yo, Aristotle rocks!
552
00:24:21,738 --> 00:24:22,901
(Laughter)
553
00:24:22,904 --> 00:24:24,304
Yeah, he does rock.
554
00:24:24,871 --> 00:24:27,306
(Phone rings)
555
00:24:29,671 --> 00:24:30,970
Hello?
556
00:24:30,973 --> 00:24:32,668
Rachel: Daniel?
557
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:33,937
Rachel.
558
00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:35,238
You sound surprised.
559
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,702
Yeah, I don't have caller ID.
560
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,341
Ouch.
561
00:24:40,874 --> 00:24:43,137
What's up?
562
00:24:43,142 --> 00:24:46,935
I was just sitting here thinking
563
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,343
about the last election.
564
00:24:50,976 --> 00:24:52,276
What happened, Daniel?
565
00:24:53,377 --> 00:24:55,074
Well, we lost fourteen seats in quebec
566
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,240
that we hadn't anticipated.
567
00:24:57,245 --> 00:25:00,279
I mean, to us. What happened to us?
568
00:25:01,545 --> 00:25:04,640
Well, if memory serves,
you were banging your boss.
569
00:25:04,647 --> 00:25:06,280
Okay.
570
00:25:07,413 --> 00:25:10,282
(Sighs) I made a mistake. I'm sorry.
571
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,281
Can't you accept that?
572
00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:23,283
Apology accepted.
573
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,648
Are you in love with her?
574
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,515
What?
575
00:25:28,518 --> 00:25:30,714
Rachel: The girl I saw.
576
00:25:30,719 --> 00:25:32,414
Rachel...
577
00:25:32,418 --> 00:25:34,614
Yeah, I know, it's none of my business.
578
00:25:34,619 --> 00:25:40,475
Anyway, I was just wondering
if you wanted to come down here
579
00:25:40,487 --> 00:25:43,881
and watch the results
with me in my hotel room.
580
00:25:43,889 --> 00:25:45,287
For old times sake.
581
00:25:47,155 --> 00:25:49,289
I'll be here, room 204.
582
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:53,223
Yeah.
583
00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:55,865
Newscast: As results come
in from around the province,
584
00:25:55,868 --> 00:25:58,130
we continue to see slight gains
585
00:25:58,135 --> 00:25:59,565
for opposition leader George Quimby.
586
00:25:59,569 --> 00:26:01,165
(Cheering)
587
00:26:01,169 --> 00:26:02,466
Newscast: Turning now
to cumberland-Prescott...
588
00:26:02,469 --> 00:26:03,932
Shh!
589
00:26:03,936 --> 00:26:05,167
Where the polls have been
closed for half an hour.
590
00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:07,731
- Pete: Yeah! Yeah!
- Jerry: Hang on, hang on!
591
00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:10,765
Newscast: Our riding watch
monitor has Jane Nankovich
592
00:26:10,772 --> 00:26:13,167
with 3,522 votes,
593
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:17,197
Angus McLintock with 9,084 votes,
594
00:26:17,205 --> 00:26:19,167
and in the lead, Eric Cameron,
595
00:26:19,172 --> 00:26:21,401
disgraced former finance minister
596
00:26:21,406 --> 00:26:27,729
now running as an
independent, with 10,074 votes.
597
00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:29,204
A surprise result,
598
00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:32,469
and something I don't think
anyone could have predicted.
599
00:26:32,476 --> 00:26:34,504
Edna: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
600
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:39,112
Pete: I really thought
we might have made it.
601
00:26:40,443 --> 00:26:43,772
Muriel: We did our best.
That's all we can do.
602
00:26:43,779 --> 00:26:45,408
It's not over yet.
603
00:26:45,412 --> 00:26:48,074
Muriel: No, most of the
polls have finished counting.
604
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,909
Not the 31st, it stayed open late.
605
00:26:49,913 --> 00:26:51,342
What difference does that make?
606
00:26:51,346 --> 00:26:54,973
No, dude, poll 31, that's
this one right here.
607
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,843
Newscast: On your screens, you'll
see the results of the 31st poll
608
00:26:56,847 --> 00:26:59,109
which are now trickling in,
609
00:26:59,114 --> 00:27:00,645
and it appears that the dark horse,
610
00:27:00,649 --> 00:27:01,712
Angus McLintock,
611
00:27:01,715 --> 00:27:03,645
has taken the lead.
612
00:27:03,650 --> 00:27:05,048
(Cheering and clapping)
613
00:27:08,548 --> 00:27:14,053
(Chanting) Angus! Angus! Angus!
Angus! Angus! Angus! Angus!
614
00:27:17,651 --> 00:27:19,051
(Airplane engine whirs)
615
00:27:38,889 --> 00:27:41,051
Daniel, what are you doing here?
616
00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:43,086
I came to, to pick you up at the airport.
617
00:27:43,091 --> 00:27:46,984
Oh, you didn't have to do that.
618
00:27:46,992 --> 00:27:48,654
W... what? Something's wrong.
619
00:27:48,658 --> 00:27:50,454
Muriel all right?
620
00:27:50,459 --> 00:27:54,253
No, she, sh... she's fine.
She's, she's great, actually.
621
00:27:54,261 --> 00:27:58,028
Then why do you look
like you've seen a ghost?
622
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:00,923
Angus...
623
00:28:00,927 --> 00:28:04,028
No. No, you cannot be serious.
624
00:28:05,695 --> 00:28:06,826
Try to stay calm, okay?
625
00:28:06,829 --> 00:28:09,557
You're having me on, you are.
626
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:10,627
Yeah. Aye, aye,
627
00:28:10,630 --> 00:28:11,860
you're having a yank at my leg, you are.
628
00:28:11,863 --> 00:28:14,524
Please, Angus, I tried to tell you.
629
00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:15,527
I called you...
630
00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:18,031
We'll discuss this at home.
631
00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:27,128
Newscast: Our decision desk is moments away
632
00:28:27,134 --> 00:28:28,630
from declaring victory for Angus McLintock
633
00:28:28,633 --> 00:28:30,529
in Cumberland-Prescott.
634
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,033
(Cheers erupt)
635
00:28:33,334 --> 00:28:36,695
See you spin your way out
of this one, Danny boy.
636
00:28:36,702 --> 00:28:38,034
Ha ha ha! Hm-hm.
637
00:28:40,502 --> 00:28:41,633
We did it, gran!
638
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,000
Yes! We won!
639
00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:46,037
We did it, isn't it wonderful!
640
00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:48,500
Congratulations, gran.
641
00:28:48,504 --> 00:28:50,001
Yeah, we did it.
642
00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:52,133
- Lindsay: At long last.
- Muriel: Yes.
643
00:28:52,138 --> 00:28:54,900
The only reason I agreed
to this infernal deal
644
00:28:54,906 --> 00:28:58,565
was that you told me I could not win.
645
00:28:58,573 --> 00:28:59,671
I know, I know, I know.
646
00:28:59,674 --> 00:29:01,503
I forgot that in politics,
anything can happen,
647
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:02,671
and sometimes does.
648
00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:04,537
Politics. I hate politics.
649
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:05,439
Who wouldn't?
650
00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:06,675
Yes, okay, okay.
651
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:09,105
It is a dirty business,
but it doesn't have to be.
652
00:29:09,111 --> 00:29:11,905
All it takes is for more
good people to get involved.
653
00:29:11,911 --> 00:29:13,708
I know what you're trying to do
654
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,973
and it's not going to work.
655
00:29:15,978 --> 00:29:17,974
Look, for years, people
have been trying to solve
656
00:29:17,979 --> 00:29:20,307
the water problems on northern reserves,
657
00:29:20,312 --> 00:29:21,943
but no one has ever been able
to get around the bureaucracy.
658
00:29:21,947 --> 00:29:24,374
Angus, Angus, if you were in Parliament...
659
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,376
Save it, lad.
660
00:29:26,381 --> 00:29:28,876
I am who I am.
661
00:29:28,881 --> 00:29:30,914
It's too late for me to change.
662
00:29:32,815 --> 00:29:36,974
I'm not asking you to change,
663
00:29:36,982 --> 00:29:38,746
I'm just asking you to take a chance.
664
00:29:38,751 --> 00:29:41,877
You know, embrace a moment.
665
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,745
Just like you're always telling me,
666
00:29:44,752 --> 00:29:48,478
trust your instincts, right?
667
00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:49,850
What are you doing?
668
00:29:49,853 --> 00:29:53,569
Ha ha! Vive ut vivas, my friend.
669
00:29:53,986 --> 00:29:56,382
Daniel, it's October, for God's sake.
670
00:29:56,387 --> 00:29:56,886
(Door opening)
671
00:29:58,287 --> 00:30:07,206
672
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,319
Oh! Oh!
673
00:30:08,322 --> 00:30:10,452
(Laughing)
674
00:30:10,457 --> 00:30:11,654
(Water splashing)
675
00:30:11,658 --> 00:30:13,354
(Laughing) Daniel: Woo!
676
00:30:13,358 --> 00:30:14,890
Woo-hoo! Ha!
677
00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:18,892
- (Laughing hysterically)
- Daniel: Woo!
678
00:30:27,043 --> 00:30:27,476
Daniel: Okay.
679
00:30:32,212 --> 00:30:33,512
(Car doors open and shut)
680
00:30:41,281 --> 00:30:44,841
So, you want to talk about it?
681
00:30:44,848 --> 00:30:47,510
It?
682
00:30:47,516 --> 00:30:50,450
Yeah, what you're going to say.
683
00:30:53,449 --> 00:30:56,045
Or, or no, not... that's fine.
684
00:30:56,051 --> 00:30:57,847
(Car engine starts)
685
00:30:57,851 --> 00:31:10,662
686
00:31:11,654 --> 00:31:15,738
Well, good morning. My
name is Angus McLintock.
687
00:31:15,888 --> 00:31:17,455
(Applause)
688
00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:23,585
Ha ha! You might want to save your applause
689
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:24,953
until you've heard what I have to say.
690
00:31:24,957 --> 00:31:26,953
(Laughter)
691
00:31:26,957 --> 00:31:28,088
Six weeks ago,
692
00:31:28,091 --> 00:31:30,919
I agreed to let my name
stand as the candidate
693
00:31:30,926 --> 00:31:33,587
for this riding.
694
00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:35,489
At that time, I had neither the expectation
695
00:31:35,493 --> 00:31:38,920
nor the intention of ever having to serve.
696
00:31:38,928 --> 00:31:42,462
It was a moment of folly,
and one that I deeply regret.
697
00:31:45,094 --> 00:31:46,791
You may be aware
698
00:31:46,795 --> 00:31:51,398
that I recently lost my
wife of 40 years, marin Lee.
699
00:31:54,597 --> 00:31:57,425
I expect many of you know
what that feels like...
700
00:31:57,431 --> 00:32:00,399
as if the earth had slipped its axis.
701
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:07,524
It's because of Marin
that I came to Canada.
702
00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:09,796
It's because of her
that I became a citizen,
703
00:32:09,801 --> 00:32:18,850
(emotional) And it's because...
of her deep and abiding love
704
00:32:18,868 --> 00:32:22,096
for this country
705
00:32:22,103 --> 00:32:24,432
that I accept this honour
706
00:32:24,437 --> 00:32:26,799
to serve as your member of Parliament.
707
00:32:26,804 --> 00:32:27,369
(Applause)
708
00:32:31,504 --> 00:32:33,101
You may be wondering,
who is Angus McLintock
709
00:32:33,105 --> 00:32:35,366
and what does he stand for?
710
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,700
I can give you a partial answer.
711
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:43,728
I believe that a nation is more
than the sum of its taxpayers.
712
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:47,733
I believe that democracy is
more than a set of statistics,
713
00:32:47,741 --> 00:32:50,403
and that public life is
more than a balance sheet.
714
00:32:50,409 --> 00:32:52,338
I know these are very old fashioned ideas
715
00:32:52,343 --> 00:32:56,002
and may not win me any popularity contests,
716
00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:58,805
but I really don't care.
717
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,008
(Laughter)
718
00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:03,438
I am not in this to be re-elected.
719
00:33:03,445 --> 00:33:07,869
I only hope to repay some part of the debt
720
00:33:07,879 --> 00:33:10,374
I owe this country
721
00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,974
for all the happiness it has brought me.
722
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:15,314
- Now...
- (Applause)
723
00:33:17,947 --> 00:33:19,577
if you will excuse me,
724
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,511
I'm going to take some
time to read and prepare
725
00:33:21,516 --> 00:33:25,807
for the next chapter of
this strange, eventful story.
726
00:33:25,816 --> 00:33:26,682
(Laughter)
727
00:33:26,719 --> 00:33:28,215
In the meantime,
728
00:33:28,218 --> 00:33:29,648
if you should have any questions,
729
00:33:29,652 --> 00:33:31,814
don't hesitate to contact
my new executive assistant,
730
00:33:31,819 --> 00:33:33,049
Daniel Addison.
731
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,286
Pete: Professor! (Cheering)
732
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,287
(Applause)
733
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,348
He got me into this
situation, and believe me,
734
00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:45,882
he'll be with me every step of the way.
735
00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:48,289
(Cheering and applause)
736
00:33:50,123 --> 00:33:53,051
Put that in your Funk & Wagnalls.
737
00:33:53,058 --> 00:33:55,225
Petes: Go Angus! Angus!
738
00:33:56,724 --> 00:33:59,225
(Applause)
739
00:34:03,158 --> 00:34:06,227
(Excited chatter and laughter)
740
00:34:10,627 --> 00:34:25,602
741
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:39,607
742
00:34:39,634 --> 00:34:52,945
743
00:34:52,971 --> 00:34:55,598
Lindsay: Daniel?
744
00:34:55,604 --> 00:34:57,171
Lindsay, hey.
745
00:34:58,238 --> 00:35:01,632
I understand. I mean, I think I do.
746
00:35:01,639 --> 00:35:03,201
You understand?
747
00:35:03,205 --> 00:35:05,201
You tried to tell me, didn't you?
748
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:07,634
That I was too caught
up in my own insecurities
749
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,171
to hear you.
750
00:35:09,306 --> 00:35:13,175
I just wanted to tell you that I get it.
751
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,175
You did the best you could.
752
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,176
Thank you, thank you.
753
00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:33,761
754
00:35:33,779 --> 00:35:34,976
Are you busy right now?
755
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:37,275
I'm very, very busy right now,
756
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,576
but I could probably just
shift some things around.
757
00:35:38,579 --> 00:35:39,144
Oh, great.
758
00:35:43,747 --> 00:35:46,148
(Cheering and applause)
759
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:51,081
Wow.
760
00:35:52,882 --> 00:35:55,278
Lindsay: Let's go.
761
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,846
Pete: You did it, Professor! You did it!
762
00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:58,180
Newscast: And finally,
763
00:35:58,184 --> 00:36:00,746
Canada has a new Prime
Minister, George Quimby,
764
00:36:00,752 --> 00:36:02,249
who won the election
765
00:36:02,252 --> 00:36:05,678
with the slimmest of majorities: one.
766
00:36:05,686 --> 00:36:07,315
And that's it
767
00:36:07,319 --> 00:36:09,548
for our our post-election analysis. I'm...
768
00:36:09,553 --> 00:36:11,086
(TV clicks off)
769
00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:29,389
I look like an undertaker.
770
00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:31,130
- You do not.
- A teetotalling undertaker!
771
00:36:31,134 --> 00:36:32,764
You don't! You're just
not used to seeing yourself
772
00:36:32,768 --> 00:36:33,432
with your hair combed, that's all.
773
00:36:33,434 --> 00:36:35,263
(Car horn honking)
774
00:36:35,268 --> 00:36:37,331
Okay, they're here. We've
gotta go! We've gotta go!
775
00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:38,498
What about this?
776
00:36:38,502 --> 00:36:40,332
No, no, no, Angus, no, we don't have time.
777
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:41,366
Aye, Lassie.
778
00:36:41,369 --> 00:36:42,899
No, we don't...
779
00:36:42,903 --> 00:36:44,367
we don't want to draw too much attention.
780
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:46,533
Thank you so much.
781
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,804
Oh, he's so happy.
782
00:36:53,904 --> 00:36:56,201
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
783
00:36:56,206 --> 00:37:00,564
784
00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:01,806
Angus: Here we go.
785
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,775
Angus!
786
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,775
Oh, right.
787
00:37:13,642 --> 00:37:15,777
Daniel: Come, should we go?
788
00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:22,240
Okay, I'll meet you on the other side.
789
00:37:22,246 --> 00:37:24,407
Whoa, what?
790
00:37:24,412 --> 00:37:26,841
This is for members only.
791
00:37:26,846 --> 00:37:29,780
Don't worry, I promise I won't run away.
792
00:37:31,178 --> 00:37:32,779
(Sighs)
793
00:37:33,213 --> 00:37:35,576
Okay.
794
00:37:35,582 --> 00:37:37,711
- Jerry: Hip hip!
- All: Hooray!
795
00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:39,577
Jerry: Hip hip! All: Hooray!
796
00:37:39,581 --> 00:37:41,782
- Jerry: Hip hip!
- All: Hooray!
797
00:37:44,182 --> 00:37:49,174
798
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,718
(Camera clicks)
799
00:37:57,485 --> 00:38:00,213
Duncan, my friend, welcome.
800
00:38:00,219 --> 00:38:02,249
I go by Angus.
801
00:38:02,254 --> 00:38:03,617
Yes, of course.
802
00:38:03,621 --> 00:38:04,719
That was a hell of a thing you did
803
00:38:04,722 --> 00:38:06,184
knocking Cameron off his pedestal.
804
00:38:06,187 --> 00:38:07,584
Hell of a thing.
805
00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:09,417
Thank you, but I think a garden gnome
806
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:10,917
could have taken the seat.
807
00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:15,347
Yeah, well, modest too,
man after my own heart.
808
00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:17,052
Good to have you aboard.
809
00:38:17,057 --> 00:38:17,688
Hmm.
810
00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:22,484
That is our fearless leader?
811
00:38:22,491 --> 00:38:24,754
- He grows on you.
- Like mold?
812
00:38:24,759 --> 00:38:26,321
Come on, I want to show you something
813
00:38:26,325 --> 00:38:27,023
before the swearing in.
814
00:38:27,025 --> 00:38:28,691
Hmm.
815
00:38:29,158 --> 00:38:43,035
816
00:38:43,062 --> 00:38:44,625
Daniel: This library was the
only building still standing
817
00:38:44,629 --> 00:38:47,323
after a fire destroyed centre block
818
00:38:47,329 --> 00:38:49,892
in the winter of 1916.
819
00:38:49,898 --> 00:38:52,359
Many of the items in
the library's collection,
820
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,027
they go back hundreds of years.
821
00:38:54,031 --> 00:38:56,559
They're available to anybody
who works in the building.
822
00:38:56,565 --> 00:38:59,127
Now, the intricately carved woodwork...
823
00:38:59,133 --> 00:39:02,026
Shh! Shh! Shh!
824
00:39:02,032 --> 00:39:22,464
825
00:39:22,503 --> 00:39:25,671
And I can come here whenever I like?
826
00:39:27,238 --> 00:39:28,671
Whenever you like.
827
00:39:30,072 --> 00:39:45,046
828
00:39:45,075 --> 00:39:50,678
829
00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:56,270
Stanton: Ladies and gentlemen,
the Prime Minister of Canada!
830
00:39:56,278 --> 00:39:57,677
(Cheering and applause)
831
00:40:06,579 --> 00:40:09,607
Thank you, thank you very much.
832
00:40:09,613 --> 00:40:12,681
My dear friends, mes chers coll?gues,
833
00:40:13,529 --> 00:40:15,094
welcome to the centre of the universe.
834
00:40:15,098 --> 00:40:17,498
(Applause and cheering)
835
00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:24,429
Couple of short words.
836
00:40:24,432 --> 00:40:25,563
It's an honour and a privilege
837
00:40:25,566 --> 00:40:27,795
to have this chance to serve with you.
838
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,527
I look forward to working
with each and every one of you,
839
00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:32,495
but you're going to have to forgive me,
840
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,663
I'm due at 24 Sussex to meet my wife
841
00:40:34,668 --> 00:40:37,262
to discuss something
called window treatments?
842
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,697
Help! Ha ha. (Laughing)
843
00:40:39,702 --> 00:40:42,097
Thank you very much! Merci
beaucoup ! Merci beaucoup !
844
00:40:42,103 --> 00:40:44,503
(Cheering and applause)
845
00:40:48,203 --> 00:40:49,334
Thank you, Prime Minister.
846
00:40:49,337 --> 00:40:50,701
Now, on to more serious subjects.
847
00:40:50,705 --> 00:40:53,632
I don't need to tell you how
vulnerable we are right now;
848
00:40:53,638 --> 00:40:55,335
we have to be extra
careful with our messaging.
849
00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:57,634
We can't afford any slip-ups.
850
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,365
So, no emotional outbursts,
no off-the-cuff remarks.
851
00:41:01,373 --> 00:41:03,440
The brand comes first, all right?
852
00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:08,669
Most importantly, it means that everything,
853
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:13,444
and I mean everything, goes
through this office first.
854
00:41:14,075 --> 00:41:16,443
Do you understand?
855
00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:24,736
So attachez vos ceintures, and uh...
856
00:41:24,745 --> 00:41:25,976
Yes?
857
00:41:25,979 --> 00:41:27,874
Uh, Angus McLintock,
from Cumberland-Prescott.
858
00:41:27,879 --> 00:41:28,843
Of course!
859
00:41:28,846 --> 00:41:31,413
(Applause)
860
00:41:33,345 --> 00:41:34,876
Angus: Uh, I'm new at this,
861
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,509
so I'm not sure if it's covered
in the freshman handbook,
862
00:41:37,515 --> 00:41:41,108
but, uh, what is the
protocol for introducing
863
00:41:41,115 --> 00:41:42,414
a private member's bill?
864
00:41:44,982 --> 00:41:46,811
Daniel: Uh...
865
00:41:46,816 --> 00:41:55,834
866
00:41:55,852 --> 00:41:57,448
Daniel: Look, introducing
a private member's bill
867
00:41:57,452 --> 00:41:59,149
is not only hugely controversial,
868
00:41:59,153 --> 00:42:00,383
it's, it's impractical.
869
00:42:00,386 --> 00:42:03,879
An act to secure adequate
and affordable water
870
00:42:03,887 --> 00:42:04,951
for Northern Canada.
871
00:42:04,954 --> 00:42:06,450
Too much of a mouthful?
872
00:42:06,453 --> 00:42:08,349
It has to go through the PMO office, okay?
873
00:42:08,354 --> 00:42:09,485
And then it has to go to committee.
874
00:42:09,488 --> 00:42:11,118
And then if it, if it passes committee...
875
00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:13,517
Did you know that there are 113
876
00:42:13,522 --> 00:42:17,315
first nations communities
with boil water advisories,
877
00:42:17,324 --> 00:42:19,519
some of them for eight years? Disgraceful!
878
00:42:19,524 --> 00:42:23,483
Listen, Angus, we can
change this place, okay?
879
00:42:23,491 --> 00:42:26,984
But if we try to move too far, or too fast,
880
00:42:26,991 --> 00:42:28,355
we may lose it all.
881
00:42:28,359 --> 00:42:31,220
You seem to be forgetting one thing, lad,
882
00:42:31,226 --> 00:42:34,685
we didn't choose to be here.
883
00:42:34,693 --> 00:42:38,186
So what's to prevent us trying
to shake things up a little,
884
00:42:38,193 --> 00:42:40,393
hey? (Laughs devilishly)
885
00:42:40,793 --> 00:42:42,393
(Sighs)
886
00:42:44,394 --> 00:42:46,325
There's a problem in philosophy
887
00:42:46,329 --> 00:42:49,256
called the unstoppable force paradox.
888
00:42:49,263 --> 00:42:50,660
It concerns a theoretical situation
889
00:42:50,663 --> 00:42:53,956
in which irresistible force
meets an immovable object.
890
00:42:53,964 --> 00:42:58,224
Angus: Stop your lallygagging,
lad, there's work to do!
891
00:42:58,232 --> 00:42:59,095
Daniel: Theory, meet practice.
892
00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:02,426
Or as the Petes might say,
893
00:43:02,433 --> 00:43:04,994
here comes the ultimate showdown
894
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,333
of ultimate destiny.
895
00:43:13,046 --> 00:43:22,375
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