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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,272 --> 00:00:02,308 [RuPaul] Previously on All Stars... 2 00:00:02,309 --> 00:00:03,776 For this week's maxi challenge, 3 00:00:03,777 --> 00:00:07,079 you'll be making over your Best Judy. 4 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,280 [screaming] 5 00:00:08,281 --> 00:00:10,649 Family resemblance required. 6 00:00:10,650 --> 00:00:12,551 [cheering] 7 00:00:12,552 --> 00:00:14,186 [Manila] It's my husband. 8 00:00:14,187 --> 00:00:16,889 [gasps] I love it. 9 00:00:18,791 --> 00:00:21,093 Oh! No, it's good. 10 00:00:21,094 --> 00:00:23,595 Everything you've brought so far has been so elaborate, 11 00:00:23,596 --> 00:00:26,131 and this is just a little costume shop for me. 12 00:00:26,132 --> 00:00:27,833 You know, Latrice, there's a disconnect 13 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:29,134 with family resemblance. 14 00:00:29,135 --> 00:00:31,403 That is two different looks. It really is. 15 00:00:31,404 --> 00:00:33,605 Monét X Change... 16 00:00:33,606 --> 00:00:36,175 Naomi Smalls... Con-drag-ulations. 17 00:00:36,176 --> 00:00:39,478 You are the top two All Stars of the week. 18 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,247 The Best Judys find themselves in the bottom. 19 00:00:42,248 --> 00:00:43,749 [Latrice] I love Manila, 20 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:45,217 But if it comes down to-- 21 00:00:45,218 --> 00:00:47,252 I'm not about to sacrifice myself 22 00:00:47,253 --> 00:00:49,655 and say, oh, let me go home. You stay. 23 00:00:49,656 --> 00:00:50,923 Girl, please. 24 00:00:50,924 --> 00:00:53,125 This is Manila's first time in the bottom two. 25 00:00:53,126 --> 00:00:54,693 [Naomi] Seriously, I love you so much 26 00:00:54,694 --> 00:00:56,128 and I look up to you so much. 27 00:00:56,129 --> 00:00:58,330 Naomi Smalls, 28 00:00:58,331 --> 00:01:01,533 which queen have you chosen to get the chop? 29 00:01:02,534 --> 00:01:03,769 Manila. 30 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:05,971 Oh! 31 00:01:05,972 --> 00:01:08,907 Manila Luzon, sashay away. 32 00:01:20,853 --> 00:01:22,888 Oh, my God. 33 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:28,494 Oh, we love and miss Manila already. 34 00:01:28,495 --> 00:01:32,965 "Driver, kill it. See you out there." 35 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:34,433 Manila. 36 00:01:34,434 --> 00:01:37,703 Manila just went home, girl. The choppery. 37 00:01:37,704 --> 00:01:40,072 She had three wins under belt. Chopped. 38 00:01:40,073 --> 00:01:42,207 That is a gag. Ha! 39 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:43,375 The goop. 40 00:01:43,376 --> 00:01:45,778 And I'm living for it. 41 00:01:45,779 --> 00:01:48,347 Tens across the board. Tens. 42 00:01:48,348 --> 00:01:49,648 That was wild. 43 00:01:49,649 --> 00:01:51,316 -It was. It was a bitch. -[Monique] The goop. 44 00:01:51,317 --> 00:01:52,551 I feel guilty, 45 00:01:52,552 --> 00:01:54,019 'cause she was like in the bottom. 46 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:55,721 That was her first time ever in the bottom, 47 00:01:55,722 --> 00:01:58,023 so that must be a gag feeling, but... 48 00:01:58,024 --> 00:02:00,626 Why don't you erase this and we can talk about it. 49 00:02:00,627 --> 00:02:01,794 -Got it. -Yeah, quickly. 50 00:02:01,795 --> 00:02:03,695 Clearly this is your first time, honey. 51 00:02:04,897 --> 00:02:06,231 I'm a rookie. 52 00:02:06,232 --> 00:02:08,267 Lean into it. There you go. 53 00:02:08,268 --> 00:02:10,102 Aah! 54 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:14,673 I have been giving my all this entire time, 55 00:02:14,674 --> 00:02:17,843 and it feels good to finally prove I am a threat 56 00:02:17,844 --> 00:02:19,745 and I can do more than turn a look. 57 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:22,581 I am such a good performer. 58 00:02:22,582 --> 00:02:25,117 Honestly, I really am. 59 00:02:26,485 --> 00:02:29,121 -Okay, I just got to just get it all out. 60 00:02:29,122 --> 00:02:31,090 -Just get it out. -Get it out, bitch. 61 00:02:31,091 --> 00:02:34,760 First of all, I am like--I'm gagged 62 00:02:34,761 --> 00:02:36,662 -that Manila is gone. -[Monique] The goopery. 63 00:02:36,663 --> 00:02:38,764 Like I was like this bitch 64 00:02:38,765 --> 00:02:41,200 was her first time in the bottom, 65 00:02:41,201 --> 00:02:43,235 and she'd won the most challenges. 66 00:02:43,236 --> 00:02:45,237 The goop. No, bitch, we were... 67 00:02:45,238 --> 00:02:46,839 [Monét laughs] 68 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,574 Manila deserves to be in the competition, 69 00:02:48,575 --> 00:02:50,375 like so far to the end. 70 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:51,510 According to her track record. 71 00:02:51,511 --> 00:02:52,845 Her track record. 72 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,380 Girl, I'm just gagged. 73 00:02:55,381 --> 00:02:57,316 I definitely think that up until now 74 00:02:57,317 --> 00:03:00,119 the eliminations have been pretty fair. 75 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,221 But now it's all out the window. 76 00:03:02,222 --> 00:03:06,492 I mean, girl, Manila just got ran over, bitch. 77 00:03:06,493 --> 00:03:09,194 I just gotta get comfortable. 78 00:03:09,195 --> 00:03:10,562 [Naomi] Let's get serious. 79 00:03:10,563 --> 00:03:13,332 Okay, shady princess. 80 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:14,733 Like what was your reasoning? 81 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:17,035 [Naomi] I think a lot of different reasons. 82 00:03:17,036 --> 00:03:20,739 Yes, Manila has been doing so well in the competition, 83 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:24,576 but I don't know if she necessarily had my back. 84 00:03:24,577 --> 00:03:27,112 I sent Manila home because.. 85 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:28,881 I wanted to. 86 00:03:28,882 --> 00:03:32,551 Manila was crazy competition, 87 00:03:32,552 --> 00:03:36,188 and that's dope, but... 88 00:03:36,189 --> 00:03:39,424 I decided to save Latrice 'cause I owe it to her. 89 00:03:39,425 --> 00:03:41,093 She saved my ass last week. 90 00:03:41,094 --> 00:03:43,362 If it looks shady, so be it. 91 00:03:43,363 --> 00:03:46,799 I have a close relationship with you, so I chose you. 92 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,500 Thank you so much. 93 00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:49,968 Thank you so much. I love you, too. 94 00:03:49,969 --> 00:03:53,105 How do you feel about Manila going home 95 00:03:53,106 --> 00:03:56,408 when she was a wreck because she couldn't save you? 96 00:03:56,409 --> 00:03:58,410 And, bitch, we mean a wreck. She was sobbing. 97 00:03:58,411 --> 00:03:59,878 Girl. 98 00:03:59,879 --> 00:04:01,914 Sashay away. 99 00:04:01,915 --> 00:04:03,448 Thank y'all. 100 00:04:03,449 --> 00:04:05,784 [applause] 101 00:04:05,785 --> 00:04:08,787 [sobs] 102 00:04:08,788 --> 00:04:11,290 I mean, like... 103 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:13,525 You wanna win, bitch. Fuck that. Say it. 104 00:04:13,526 --> 00:04:15,294 -No, I-- -Say that. 105 00:04:15,295 --> 00:04:20,499 But I really, really saw her here with me 106 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,134 through to the end, you know what I mean? 107 00:04:22,135 --> 00:04:24,336 It comes down to someone has to go, 108 00:04:24,337 --> 00:04:28,874 and if it's me or her, like, you know, 109 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:30,475 of course I want to stay. 110 00:04:30,476 --> 00:04:32,945 My love has never wavered for her. 111 00:04:32,946 --> 00:04:35,981 I just-- We can't have it both ways. 112 00:04:35,982 --> 00:04:40,452 I want to know who Monét picked. 113 00:04:40,453 --> 00:04:43,188 Yes, bitch. It's tax season. Show the receipts. 114 00:04:43,189 --> 00:04:44,723 I chose Manila's ass, too. 115 00:04:44,724 --> 00:04:47,326 [all laugh and scream] 116 00:04:47,327 --> 00:04:49,494 Wow! 117 00:04:49,495 --> 00:04:51,863 Manila shaded me. 118 00:04:51,864 --> 00:04:53,799 [Manila] I'm sorry, girl. 119 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,301 And even though we had resolved it and we spoke, 120 00:04:56,302 --> 00:04:58,303 bitch, I'm a petty bitch from Brooklyn. 121 00:04:58,304 --> 00:04:59,571 I hold onto grudges. 122 00:04:59,572 --> 00:05:02,140 -Damn! Damn! -[Monique] #TeamPettyBitch. 123 00:05:02,141 --> 00:05:03,642 [Monét] I'm petty, girl. 124 00:05:03,643 --> 00:05:06,144 Manila played a shady game, and it got her out, girl. 125 00:05:06,145 --> 00:05:08,680 Like, she was willing to send me home to save her friend. 126 00:05:08,681 --> 00:05:10,716 so I am not hesitant to show these girls this lipstick. 127 00:05:10,717 --> 00:05:11,817 I wish I would have done it onstage. 128 00:05:11,818 --> 00:05:13,051 I would not have given a backstory. 129 00:05:13,052 --> 00:05:15,654 No explanation. Just my lipstick. 130 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:17,089 [Trinity] Look, hold up. Okay. 131 00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:20,192 I'm just...I'm just like all kinds of everywhere. 132 00:05:20,193 --> 00:05:23,095 I think that you are living for this. 133 00:05:23,096 --> 00:05:24,863 She's living for it. She's living for it. 134 00:05:24,864 --> 00:05:28,166 -Okay, no. No, listen. -[Monét] She loves the drama. 135 00:05:28,167 --> 00:05:29,768 This is shady. 136 00:05:29,769 --> 00:05:32,037 This is some shade-- No, listen. 137 00:05:32,038 --> 00:05:34,106 Let me finish what I'm saying. 138 00:05:34,107 --> 00:05:36,108 You are a fucking shady bitch for doing that. 139 00:05:36,109 --> 00:05:37,409 Why? 140 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:39,077 And you're a fucking shady bitch for doing that. 141 00:05:39,078 --> 00:05:41,947 But thank you so much. [all laugh] 142 00:05:43,782 --> 00:05:47,085 I think we're realizing that this competition now 143 00:05:47,086 --> 00:05:48,887 we're not going to be judging it fairly. 144 00:05:48,888 --> 00:05:50,155 Because what's fair? 145 00:05:50,156 --> 00:05:51,456 Right. 146 00:05:51,457 --> 00:05:52,958 -Life's not fair. -[Monét] Life's not fair. 147 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:54,393 Get used to it. 148 00:05:54,394 --> 00:05:55,394 So, bitch, good luck and you, you cross me, 149 00:05:55,395 --> 00:05:56,461 you going home next. 150 00:05:56,462 --> 00:05:59,531 I'm nervous. I'm nervous. 151 00:05:59,532 --> 00:06:02,467 Manila went home because she was competition. 152 00:06:02,468 --> 00:06:06,138 And at this point, I am tied with Monét 153 00:06:06,139 --> 00:06:07,973 for the most wins in the competition. 154 00:06:07,974 --> 00:06:11,043 So, girl, I might be next on the chopping block. 155 00:06:11,044 --> 00:06:12,878 Stunning! 156 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:15,514 Wakeesha, carry your ass to the grocery store 157 00:06:15,515 --> 00:06:17,416 and get me some tampons! 158 00:06:17,417 --> 00:06:19,451 I don't trust none of these ho's. 159 00:06:19,452 --> 00:06:22,154 I mean, they sent Manila home. 160 00:06:23,789 --> 00:06:25,424 No one is safe. 161 00:06:25,425 --> 00:06:28,927 So the only way to be safe is to be in the top. 162 00:06:33,999 --> 00:06:35,434 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 163 00:06:35,435 --> 00:06:37,436 [RuPaul] The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 164 00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:38,904 receives a one-year supply 165 00:06:38,905 --> 00:06:41,540 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 166 00:06:41,541 --> 00:06:44,710 a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, 167 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:47,646 and a cash prize of $100.000. 168 00:06:47,647 --> 00:06:51,450 With extra-special guest judges Felicity Huffman 169 00:06:51,451 --> 00:06:53,685 and Jason Wu. 170 00:06:53,686 --> 00:06:55,153 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 171 00:06:55,154 --> 00:06:56,521 ♪ May the best woman ♪ 172 00:06:56,522 --> 00:06:59,691 ♪ Best woman win ♪ 173 00:07:02,961 --> 00:07:07,165 ♪ She's a superstar ♪ 174 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:10,369 Yay. [hums] 175 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:12,704 [clapping] ♪ Oh ♪ 176 00:07:12,705 --> 00:07:14,906 ♪ Superstar ♪ 177 00:07:14,907 --> 00:07:16,908 [Naomi] It's a new day in the workroom, 178 00:07:16,909 --> 00:07:22,013 and we are finally, fucking finally at the top five. 179 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:24,049 It feels so good. 180 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:27,619 Girl, we are at the final, like, the ending, girl. 181 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,654 Like we're coming up on the finish line. 182 00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:32,190 Finish line, henny. 183 00:07:32,191 --> 00:07:38,096 This is the top five I had envisioned. 184 00:07:38,097 --> 00:07:40,098 I prayed, and I said, Jesus, 185 00:07:40,099 --> 00:07:41,433 I want a highly melanin-ated top. 186 00:07:41,434 --> 00:07:45,837 And you know, she's had black in her, so... 187 00:07:45,838 --> 00:07:47,005 [all laugh] 188 00:07:47,006 --> 00:07:49,508 Yeah, Trinity, what's it like to be white? 189 00:07:49,509 --> 00:07:53,478 [all laugh] 190 00:07:53,479 --> 00:07:54,479 [alarm] 191 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,348 [RuPaul] Ooh, girl. 192 00:07:56,349 --> 00:07:59,384 She done already done had herses. 193 00:07:59,385 --> 00:08:02,587 Ladies. At brunch with friends, 194 00:08:02,588 --> 00:08:05,824 funny how quickly the conversation turns to sex, 195 00:08:05,825 --> 00:08:09,661 maple bacon, and shequels. 196 00:08:09,662 --> 00:08:12,998 Still, I couldn't help but wonder, 197 00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:14,733 who are these queens, 198 00:08:14,734 --> 00:08:17,502 and what the hell they doing up in my movie? 199 00:08:17,503 --> 00:08:21,206 [all laugh] 200 00:08:21,207 --> 00:08:23,341 -Hello, hello, hello. -Hi. 201 00:08:23,342 --> 00:08:28,713 Ladies, look at my top five All Stars. 202 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:32,884 [cheers and applause] 203 00:08:32,885 --> 00:08:35,320 Now, today, we're paying tribute 204 00:08:35,321 --> 00:08:37,722 to a true pop culture phenomenon, 205 00:08:37,723 --> 00:08:41,827 an iconic TV and film series 206 00:08:41,828 --> 00:08:46,264 that is beloved by girls and gays around the globe. 207 00:08:46,265 --> 00:08:48,633 -Drag Race? -[laughs] 208 00:08:48,634 --> 00:08:50,602 [RuPaul] For this week's maxi challenge, 209 00:08:50,603 --> 00:08:53,605 you'll be over-acting in a Ru Hollywood story 210 00:08:53,606 --> 00:08:54,873 about a movie shequel 211 00:08:54,874 --> 00:08:58,643 we're calling Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3. 212 00:08:58,644 --> 00:09:01,446 -[laughter and applause] -[Trinity] Oh, yes! 213 00:09:01,447 --> 00:09:03,014 -Sickening! -Meow. 214 00:09:03,015 --> 00:09:06,017 Yes, henny. #AllStars4. 215 00:09:06,018 --> 00:09:08,119 Starring in a dishy mockumentary 216 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,522 that includes both shady behind-the-scenes drama 217 00:09:10,523 --> 00:09:12,591 and scripted movie scenes, 218 00:09:12,592 --> 00:09:16,361 you'll each parody one of the shequel stars. 219 00:09:16,362 --> 00:09:19,397 Now, there's SJP, 220 00:09:19,398 --> 00:09:23,235 who plays the fashion-crazed New York City columnist. 221 00:09:23,236 --> 00:09:28,073 There's Kristen, who plays her prissy, art-dealer friend. 222 00:09:28,074 --> 00:09:32,244 Cynthia, who plays the sassy, cynical lawyer. 223 00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:33,945 And then there's Kim, 224 00:09:33,946 --> 00:09:36,114 who plays the over-sexed publicist. 225 00:09:36,115 --> 00:09:42,687 And then there's K-Jo, who's back to reprise her role 226 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:46,691 as the eighties party girl who fell out of the window. 227 00:09:46,692 --> 00:09:48,026 Splat. 228 00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:51,563 [all laugh] 229 00:09:51,564 --> 00:09:52,797 Now, to help you get into character, 230 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:56,067 you can use hair by Rock Star Wigs. 231 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,236 Now, you'll all get a copy of the script, 232 00:09:58,237 --> 00:10:03,675 but Naomi, since you were last week's top All Star, 233 00:10:03,676 --> 00:10:05,076 you get to assign the roles. 234 00:10:05,077 --> 00:10:07,445 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ 235 00:10:07,446 --> 00:10:09,548 [hiss] 236 00:10:09,549 --> 00:10:11,783 We are just one week away 237 00:10:11,784 --> 00:10:14,519 from the grand finale of All Stars 4. 238 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,423 So keep calm and carry on. 239 00:10:18,424 --> 00:10:19,591 -[Monét laughs] -Yes. 240 00:10:19,592 --> 00:10:21,860 [RuPaul] Oh, and while you're at it, 241 00:10:21,861 --> 00:10:25,864 start your engines, and may the best All Star win. 242 00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:30,201 [cheers and laughter] 243 00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:33,772 [Naomi] ♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪ 244 00:10:33,773 --> 00:10:35,774 ♪ It's your sex ♪ 245 00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:37,609 Sex and the City acting moment, girl. 246 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,511 Sex and the Kitty, Girl. 247 00:10:39,512 --> 00:10:41,079 [Naomi] I love Sex and the City. 248 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,382 I've seen every episode five times over. 249 00:10:44,383 --> 00:10:47,352 I'm always quoting it with all my friends. 250 00:10:47,353 --> 00:10:49,087 I put a bird on my head. 251 00:10:49,088 --> 00:10:51,389 He couldn't even get out the car. 252 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:53,158 Are you guys ready to go through the script? 253 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:54,292 -[Latrice] Sure. -[Trinity] Yeah. 254 00:10:54,293 --> 00:10:55,727 Let's do it. 255 00:10:55,728 --> 00:10:57,929 K-Jo, who's she? 256 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:59,631 Now, I really don't know a whole lot about the show, 257 00:10:59,632 --> 00:11:02,467 but I surely know that she was not one of the main four. 258 00:11:02,468 --> 00:11:04,002 She's the friend that came in as a mess. 259 00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:06,638 -She's an old party girl. [Naomi] Yeah. 260 00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:07,939 I was still living at home with my mom then. 261 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,574 No, we didn't have cable. 262 00:11:09,575 --> 00:11:11,009 She didn't want me watching HBO 263 00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:13,278 'cause she didn't want me to look at naked women. 264 00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:15,880 Maybe a boob or two would have helped me, you know. 265 00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:17,282 I'm excited. 266 00:11:17,283 --> 00:11:19,684 I'll choose Sarah Jessica Parker, SJP. 267 00:11:19,685 --> 00:11:21,586 Uh-uh. 268 00:11:21,587 --> 00:11:24,689 [Naomi] I'm gonna take the biggest part for myself, 269 00:11:24,690 --> 00:11:27,092 because at this point in the competition, 270 00:11:27,093 --> 00:11:29,461 everyone here is trying to win just like me. 271 00:11:29,462 --> 00:11:32,297 Then I'm trying to show the judges that I am here, 272 00:11:32,298 --> 00:11:34,466 I am present, I deserve a crown. 273 00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:36,401 So I have to play it to win. 274 00:11:36,402 --> 00:11:38,203 I wanna be K-Jo. 275 00:11:38,204 --> 00:11:40,238 -I would love Kim. -I would love Kim, as well. 276 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:43,541 Is there a reason why one of you guys would love Kim? 277 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:44,709 I just feel like I-- 278 00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:49,147 'Cause I'm the older, slutty, sexy one. 279 00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:51,383 I don't know much about Sex and the City, 280 00:11:51,384 --> 00:11:55,920 but I really want Kim because I relate to the role. 281 00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:58,690 Kim is a cougar. 282 00:11:58,691 --> 00:12:00,191 She's still sleeping with everybody. 283 00:12:00,192 --> 00:12:03,294 That is me in... 284 00:12:03,295 --> 00:12:05,063 30 years, bitch. 285 00:12:05,064 --> 00:12:06,431 I want Kim. 286 00:12:06,432 --> 00:12:08,199 [Trinity] Girl, me, too. 287 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,202 I feel like I can be very slutty as well, 288 00:12:11,203 --> 00:12:14,606 and also, I just feel like my voice lends itself to Kim. 289 00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:16,274 I feel like that's what's calling me. 290 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:18,343 Yeah, she does kind of sound, you know... 291 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,611 -[Monét] Right. -Mannish. 292 00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:20,912 Very. 293 00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:22,447 I love Sex and the City. 294 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:24,115 It's one of my favorite shows to watch. 295 00:12:24,116 --> 00:12:28,019 And I know I can do a better Kim than Trinity. 296 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,155 Her pacing and the way she speaks, you know, 297 00:12:30,156 --> 00:12:34,693 it's very mm, oh, hmm, oh. 298 00:12:34,694 --> 00:12:36,528 You're comfortable playing anybody else? 299 00:12:36,529 --> 00:12:37,962 No, I'm comfortable playing Kim. 300 00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:39,464 [laughs] 301 00:12:39,465 --> 00:12:41,166 We could flip a coin. 302 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,333 Rock, scissor, paper. 303 00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:44,402 [Latrice] It's a challenge. 304 00:12:44,403 --> 00:12:45,537 Rock, paper, scissors? 305 00:12:45,538 --> 00:12:47,305 Yeah, rock, paper, scissors over this. 306 00:12:47,306 --> 00:12:49,307 Girl, all I know is 307 00:12:49,308 --> 00:12:51,309 there's a bunch of snakes in here, 308 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:54,145 and the only way to stay in this competition for me 309 00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:57,682 is to be in the top this week. 310 00:12:57,683 --> 00:13:01,486 And I think Kim is my best chance to win. 311 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:02,854 Best two out of three. 312 00:13:02,855 --> 00:13:03,955 Okay. 313 00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:05,056 -Okay, best out of three. Here we go. 314 00:13:14,032 --> 00:13:15,633 Y'all two gotta duke it out. 315 00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,368 Rock, paper, scissors? 316 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:18,536 -Best two out of three? -[Trinity] Okay. 317 00:13:18,537 --> 00:13:20,705 Okay, best two out of three. Here we go. 318 00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:22,307 [both laugh] 319 00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:24,776 Today's maxi challenge is to act in the mockumentary 320 00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:27,645 about the making of the Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3. 321 00:13:27,646 --> 00:13:31,883 And Trinity wants Kim Cattrall, and, bitch, I want Kim Cattrall. 322 00:13:31,884 --> 00:13:34,352 So the only way to decide, girl, is rock, paper, scissors. 323 00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:36,554 One, two, three, shoot. 324 00:13:36,555 --> 00:13:38,890 -Okay, that's one. 1-0. -Okay. 325 00:13:38,891 --> 00:13:40,759 One, two, three, shoot. 326 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,093 Boom, 1-1. Aah! 327 00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:43,695 [all cheer] 328 00:13:43,696 --> 00:13:45,830 One, two, three, shoot. 329 00:13:45,831 --> 00:13:47,799 Aah! 330 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,135 One, two, three, shoot. 331 00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:52,537 -Aah! -I'm it. 332 00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:54,205 I get Kim. I get Kim. 333 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:55,340 I thought you were going with paper. 334 00:13:55,341 --> 00:13:57,408 -Candy wrapper. -[Monét] I know. 335 00:13:57,409 --> 00:14:00,745 Bitch, I can't take it. 336 00:14:00,746 --> 00:14:03,181 -Monique, you'll be K-Jo. -K-Jo. 337 00:14:03,182 --> 00:14:05,016 -Latrice, you'll be Cynthia. -Okay. 338 00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,452 I will be playing SJP. You'll be Kim. 339 00:14:07,453 --> 00:14:11,689 So who's the nice, like, pretty sensitive girl? 340 00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:13,658 That's gonna be Monét playing Kristin. 341 00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:15,593 [Naomi laughs] 342 00:14:15,594 --> 00:14:18,263 Why'd your face change like that? 343 00:14:18,264 --> 00:14:20,098 I don't see her being dainty. 344 00:14:20,099 --> 00:14:21,566 It's an acting challenge. 345 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,201 I'm an actress. Let's go. 346 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:25,870 I really, really want Kim, 347 00:14:25,871 --> 00:14:27,138 but I know all these characters really well, 348 00:14:27,139 --> 00:14:29,574 so I'm going to slay this challenge 349 00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:31,543 no matter who I play. 350 00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:34,846 Please don't say it. We're about to eat. 351 00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:37,749 Your girl is a contender. Amen. 352 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,617 Well, the gang's all here 353 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,686 brunching at our favorite place. 354 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:43,621 How do you like your character? 355 00:14:43,622 --> 00:14:45,423 I didn't get a chance to read her whole description, 356 00:14:45,424 --> 00:14:46,791 but now I see what she's supposed to be doing. 357 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:47,826 She sounds lesbian. 358 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:49,894 -She is a lesbian. -[all laugh] 359 00:14:49,895 --> 00:14:52,263 Naomi assigns me Cynthia, 360 00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:57,769 the level-headed lawyer turned lesbian turned politician. 361 00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:59,137 I'm kind of getting into it. 362 00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:01,606 I'm like I'm reading the backstory of her, 363 00:15:01,607 --> 00:15:04,142 and I'm like, okay, I can be this girl. 364 00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,977 I just have to make it my own. 365 00:15:05,978 --> 00:15:07,979 I have big news, too. 366 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,380 We all know you're gay. 367 00:15:09,381 --> 00:15:11,649 Not that. 368 00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:13,585 I'm running for office. 369 00:15:13,586 --> 00:15:14,619 Aah! 370 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:17,689 What if I have like a twitch? 371 00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:20,592 [laughs] 372 00:15:20,593 --> 00:15:21,659 I'm K-Jo. 373 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:24,762 She has been a party girl for years. 374 00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:27,699 Hiya, skanks. What? 375 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,568 You look like you just seen a ghost. 376 00:15:32,503 --> 00:15:36,774 I have a long history of acting, in the church plays. 377 00:15:36,775 --> 00:15:39,143 Anybody else grew up like me in the Easter cantata, 378 00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:43,314 the Christmas play, trying to look like Jesus or Moses. 379 00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:44,949 Didn't you die 380 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,118 when you fell out of the window of the penthouse 15 years ago? 381 00:15:47,119 --> 00:15:50,288 Nope. I was just in a coma. 382 00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:54,192 Also, I've acted on stage in the school auditorium. 383 00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:57,028 Um... [crickets chirp] 384 00:15:57,029 --> 00:15:58,997 I mean, that's about it. 385 00:15:58,998 --> 00:16:01,165 Woke up about an hour ago. 386 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,701 Anybody got a flip phone charger? 387 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:05,904 I don't know if they want to do 388 00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:08,606 like the twitch the entire thing. Right? 389 00:16:08,607 --> 00:16:10,341 [Latrice] Wow. 390 00:16:10,342 --> 00:16:12,410 She has some strange ideas. 391 00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:17,649 I was like, yeah, do that. Please, do that. 392 00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,951 Please let her do it. 393 00:16:19,952 --> 00:16:21,786 [laughs] 394 00:16:21,787 --> 00:16:23,121 The end. 395 00:16:23,122 --> 00:16:24,322 Work. This is going to be fun. 396 00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:26,658 -This is funny. -♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪ 397 00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,326 I think that your character is perfect for you. 398 00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:29,827 I think so, too. 399 00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:36,000 -Hello, ladies. -[All] Hi, Ross. 400 00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:39,304 Are you ready to Jimmy Choo up the scenery? 401 00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:40,371 [all laugh] 402 00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:44,976 Now it's time to film our mockumentary 403 00:16:44,977 --> 00:16:47,345 for Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3. 404 00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:49,914 Rolling in Sweden? Okay, great. Action. 405 00:16:49,915 --> 00:16:52,917 Now, our setting is the Standard Hotel. 406 00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:54,385 Love it. 407 00:16:54,386 --> 00:16:56,087 The Standard has five hotels 408 00:16:56,088 --> 00:16:59,824 in New York, L.A., Miami, and coming soon to London. 409 00:16:59,825 --> 00:17:02,026 -Whoa. -Word. 410 00:17:02,027 --> 00:17:04,429 They're known for their taste-making clientele, 411 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:06,097 so you will fit right in. 412 00:17:06,098 --> 00:17:07,665 Places, ladies. 413 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:12,337 Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3 take one. 414 00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:13,805 Action. 415 00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:18,943 Well, the gang's all here brunching at our favorite place. 416 00:17:18,944 --> 00:17:20,712 [Ross] Cut! Latrice, with your first line, 417 00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:23,214 you're sort of setting the scene. We're here! 418 00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,249 You know, it's like, oh, the girls are back together. 419 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,551 -[Latrice] Okay. -I think it's that energy. 420 00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:27,919 -Okay, okay. -[Ross] All right? Here we are! 421 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,254 -Sure. Yay. Okay. -Sell it. Action. 422 00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:32,957 Well, the gang's all here. 423 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,727 We're brunching at our favorite place. 424 00:17:35,728 --> 00:17:38,296 Anna Wintour is finally stepping down 425 00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:41,099 as editor-in-chief of Vogue. 426 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,668 Cut! Naomi, your energy is good. 427 00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:45,670 I just don't want you to push too hard. 428 00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:49,240 You know, SJP, she's kind of just kind of sweet. 429 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:52,076 -Okay. -You know. Got it? 430 00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:55,880 Anna Wintour is finally stepping down 431 00:17:55,881 --> 00:17:58,316 as the editor-in-chief of Vogue. 432 00:17:58,317 --> 00:18:00,518 Cut. You're a little, you know, a little off. 433 00:18:00,519 --> 00:18:04,122 She's more like perky, because this is what she loves. 434 00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:05,156 Okay. 435 00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:07,225 And still find a little more subtlety. 436 00:18:07,226 --> 00:18:09,394 -Okay. -We're gonna get there. 437 00:18:09,395 --> 00:18:12,597 [Trinity] Girl, I'm waiting for Naomi to give me some SJP, 438 00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:16,067 but all I'm getting is... [whispers] Club 96. 439 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:19,404 Let's talk about female fashion issue. 440 00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:21,406 All right, cut. 441 00:18:21,407 --> 00:18:24,542 So, Naomi, female issues, female fashions. 442 00:18:24,543 --> 00:18:27,812 Can we please stop talking about female issues 443 00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:30,615 and start talking about fashion issues? 444 00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:32,517 [Ross] Okay, cut. 445 00:18:32,518 --> 00:18:36,821 Let's talk about female fashion issues. 446 00:18:36,822 --> 00:18:39,891 Cut. Enough female issues. 447 00:18:39,892 --> 00:18:41,793 This movie needs more female fashion. 448 00:18:41,794 --> 00:18:43,194 -Female fashion. -[Ross] You got it? 449 00:18:43,195 --> 00:18:45,496 Female issues, female fashion. 450 00:18:45,497 --> 00:18:47,098 It's a lot of lines. I get it. 451 00:18:48,499 --> 00:18:50,234 As a proud mother 452 00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:53,471 of a daughter of color, and... 453 00:18:53,472 --> 00:18:54,806 [Ross] Take it again. 454 00:18:54,807 --> 00:18:57,775 You know, as a proud mother of a daughter of color 455 00:18:57,776 --> 00:18:59,610 and a newly converted Jewess, 456 00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:03,181 I think that your first cover should be solid black. 457 00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:05,850 Cut. Monét, play with it. 458 00:19:05,851 --> 00:19:07,385 -Have fun with it. -Okay. 459 00:19:07,386 --> 00:19:09,053 Okay? Because we're wanting more. 460 00:19:09,054 --> 00:19:11,422 Don't say it! We're about to eat. 461 00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:13,491 Cut, cut, cut. Okay, great. 462 00:19:13,492 --> 00:19:15,526 Ladies, we're moving on to the next scene. 463 00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:16,894 Ooh! 464 00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:19,063 All right, so we're gonna be cutting from the movie. 465 00:19:19,064 --> 00:19:20,898 This is now you're being the actors, right? 466 00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:22,767 -Okay. -Scripts are hidden. 467 00:19:22,768 --> 00:19:24,402 Duncan's going to say cut, you'll pull the scripts out. 468 00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:25,970 -Okay? -Right. 469 00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:28,039 [Ross] I think I would love to even see your posture change. 470 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,407 Cut. Okay. You know what I mean? 471 00:19:29,408 --> 00:19:30,908 Almost like you let your belly out. 472 00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:32,243 Just a subtle, like, character shift, you know what I mean? 473 00:19:32,244 --> 00:19:33,244 Okay. 474 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:34,879 [Duncan] That's a cut. 475 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,483 Oh. Oh, thank God. I have notes. 476 00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:41,686 Why do I have to be... 477 00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:42,987 I'm sorry. Line? 478 00:19:42,988 --> 00:19:45,623 Why do I have to do all the sex scenes? 479 00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:48,593 Okay. And why do I have to... 480 00:19:48,594 --> 00:19:51,462 Cut. I need you to get that line, Trinity. 481 00:19:51,463 --> 00:19:53,564 -Sorry. -Action. 482 00:19:53,565 --> 00:19:57,468 It says in my script I'm supposed to...fuck a duck. 483 00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,370 Seriously? [Ross] Cut. 484 00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:02,273 Okay, Trinity, I'm going to take you Kim Cattrall 101. 485 00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:04,175 Can you go low on "seriously?" 486 00:20:04,176 --> 00:20:05,510 Seriously? 487 00:20:05,511 --> 00:20:07,345 No. Kim Cattrall goes "seriously." 488 00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:09,714 -She does. -[all laugh] 489 00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:12,350 Okay. All right. A real duck? 490 00:20:12,351 --> 00:20:13,684 Seriously? 491 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,358 Trinity is blowing it. [laughs] 492 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,493 Action. 493 00:20:22,494 --> 00:20:24,896 Hiya, skanks. 494 00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:26,964 -[Latrice] Oh. -What? 495 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,300 You look like you just seen a ghost or something. 496 00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:30,735 [chuckles] 497 00:20:30,736 --> 00:20:32,570 Does anybody have a charger for my flip phone? 498 00:20:32,571 --> 00:20:35,106 And then it's the pause. Oh, sorry. 499 00:20:35,107 --> 00:20:36,307 [Ross] All right, cut! 500 00:20:36,308 --> 00:20:39,010 -Great energy when you came in. -Okay. 501 00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:41,879 Monét, I think you are so bothered by K-Jo. 502 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,114 She's so annoying. She's a mess. 503 00:20:43,115 --> 00:20:44,515 Got it. 504 00:20:44,516 --> 00:20:47,084 Didn't you die when you fell out the penthouse window? 505 00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:50,421 Nope. Just in a coma. 506 00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:53,591 I woke up about an hour ag-ago. 507 00:20:53,592 --> 00:20:57,628 [all laugh] 508 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,666 Don't put that in. Take care of that in post. 509 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:02,833 It was actually-- 510 00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,670 [all laugh] 511 00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:07,071 [Latrice] Girl. 512 00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:08,940 Girl, this bitch is suffering 513 00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:10,474 from chronic wig loss syndrome. 514 00:21:10,475 --> 00:21:12,577 And there ain't no pill, there ain't no shot, 515 00:21:12,578 --> 00:21:14,445 and it's only given anally. 516 00:21:14,446 --> 00:21:16,013 Can I smoke in here? 517 00:21:16,014 --> 00:21:17,014 No. 518 00:21:18,316 --> 00:21:21,619 [coughs] 519 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,087 [Ross] Cut. Okay. 520 00:21:23,088 --> 00:21:25,957 I don't know that we need you guys coughing 521 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,826 and smoking a cigarette if we never lit it. Okay? 522 00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:30,695 So I think you look for a light. Oh, I can't smoke it? 523 00:21:30,696 --> 00:21:32,897 -It's not lit, okay? -Got it. Sorry. 524 00:21:32,898 --> 00:21:33,931 No, don't be sorry. 525 00:21:33,932 --> 00:21:37,368 The church play type, you know, actor. 526 00:21:37,369 --> 00:21:38,669 [chuckles] 527 00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,938 So what happened with you and Mr. Big? 528 00:21:40,939 --> 00:21:42,173 Finally. 529 00:21:42,174 --> 00:21:44,742 Oh, I meant, I thought you'd never ask. 530 00:21:44,743 --> 00:21:46,010 [Latrice] Mr. Big? 531 00:21:46,011 --> 00:21:49,647 Why does every conversation have to do with men? 532 00:21:49,648 --> 00:21:51,015 -I mean, seriously. -I mean-- 533 00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:52,450 Sorry. 534 00:21:52,451 --> 00:21:54,619 The future is female, and if-- 535 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,454 If you step on my line one more time... 536 00:21:56,455 --> 00:21:58,823 [all laugh] 537 00:22:01,826 --> 00:22:03,394 Sorry. 538 00:22:03,395 --> 00:22:04,562 Let's just get through it before we cut. 539 00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:06,864 -It's almost there, okay? -[laughs] 540 00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:08,199 It's good. I promise you. 541 00:22:12,837 --> 00:22:13,971 Whoo! 542 00:22:13,972 --> 00:22:15,239 -Giddyup. -Whoo. 543 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,641 Aah! 544 00:22:16,642 --> 00:22:19,176 Save a horse, ride a hillbilly. 545 00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:20,411 [all laugh] 546 00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:24,081 Oh, my God. This is the big day. 547 00:22:24,082 --> 00:22:28,753 Whoo, today's runway is kitty cat couture, 548 00:22:28,754 --> 00:22:32,523 and today's elimination is the last one before the finale, 549 00:22:32,524 --> 00:22:34,558 where somebody's gonna get the crown. 550 00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:35,993 And that's a lot of pressure. 551 00:22:35,994 --> 00:22:37,361 You had a lot of fucking lines. 552 00:22:37,362 --> 00:22:38,362 I had a lot of lines. 553 00:22:38,363 --> 00:22:39,664 You had lines the house down, 554 00:22:39,665 --> 00:22:40,731 but you knew them. 555 00:22:40,732 --> 00:22:42,600 [Naomi] But I feel like I had 556 00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:44,168 one of the best understanding of my lines. 557 00:22:44,169 --> 00:22:45,303 -[Monét] Oh, absolutely. -Going in there. 558 00:22:45,304 --> 00:22:46,404 Totally. 559 00:22:46,405 --> 00:22:49,440 Girl, I hear y'all over there 560 00:22:49,441 --> 00:22:52,310 trying to make something happen that ain't gonna happen. 561 00:22:52,311 --> 00:22:55,946 [all laugh] 562 00:22:55,947 --> 00:22:57,448 -I'm very proud of my performance 563 00:22:57,449 --> 00:22:58,783 in Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3. 564 00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:01,652 I took the lead role, who had the most lines. 565 00:23:01,653 --> 00:23:06,824 It was a risk, and I hope that it doesn't send me home. 566 00:23:06,825 --> 00:23:07,825 You were so Kristin. 567 00:23:07,826 --> 00:23:10,594 -I wouldn't say that. -Yeah. 568 00:23:10,595 --> 00:23:12,296 You don't even know the show. 569 00:23:12,297 --> 00:23:14,732 She's the prissy white bitch. You didn't give me that. 570 00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:18,202 A lot of mine was in the nuances that I did. 571 00:23:18,203 --> 00:23:20,171 [laughs] 572 00:23:20,172 --> 00:23:21,238 [Monét] Like, like, like, like-- 573 00:23:21,239 --> 00:23:23,441 -You know what you do? Failed nuance. 574 00:23:23,442 --> 00:23:24,709 [all laugh] 575 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:27,044 Nu-ance. 576 00:23:27,045 --> 00:23:29,981 When I can make myself laugh, like, I know it's funny. 577 00:23:29,982 --> 00:23:34,218 And yesterday inside, I was like... [laughs]. 578 00:23:34,219 --> 00:23:37,054 So it's gonna be really interesting 579 00:23:37,055 --> 00:23:38,789 to see what happens on the runway. 580 00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:40,658 Ross came for you, Trinity. 581 00:23:40,659 --> 00:23:42,059 I don't know how to feel about it. 582 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,294 Well, here's the thing. 583 00:23:43,295 --> 00:23:45,296 Because Trinity wanted Kim Cattrall-- 584 00:23:45,297 --> 00:23:47,264 That's what I wanted to ask you, Monét. 585 00:23:47,265 --> 00:23:49,633 Do you feel like you could have did a better job than Trinity? 586 00:23:49,634 --> 00:23:51,335 -I do. -Oh. 587 00:23:51,336 --> 00:23:53,471 -That's not shade. -[Latrice] No, girl. 588 00:23:53,472 --> 00:23:55,573 I'm just shocked to hear you say yes. 589 00:23:55,574 --> 00:23:57,775 Well, because also, I'm like a huge fan, 590 00:23:57,776 --> 00:23:59,910 like, I've seen every season. 591 00:23:59,911 --> 00:24:01,445 But, girl, just because you're a huge fan of the show 592 00:24:01,446 --> 00:24:03,347 don't mean you'll do the-- 593 00:24:03,348 --> 00:24:05,449 But I know her isms, and I know, like, like, I sometimes-- 594 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:08,052 But I felt like I was doing the isms. 595 00:24:08,053 --> 00:24:13,224 I sit with my friends and I, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 596 00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:16,794 [Trinity] Girl, Monét is being a bitter Betty, bitch. 597 00:24:16,795 --> 00:24:20,030 "Oh, girl, I know this show." 598 00:24:20,031 --> 00:24:21,232 Bitch, we'll see. 599 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:22,933 It's elimination day. 600 00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:27,471 The stress of like having to like pick one of you 601 00:24:27,472 --> 00:24:30,174 if I'm in the top, you know, and win, 602 00:24:30,175 --> 00:24:32,843 that's the part I'm not looking forward to. 603 00:24:33,978 --> 00:24:35,846 [Trinity] If I am in the top, 604 00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:39,383 I really am genuinely going to try 605 00:24:39,384 --> 00:24:43,220 to make the fairest possible decision 606 00:24:43,221 --> 00:24:45,523 based off of track record. 607 00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:47,191 I'm hearing all this report card bullshit, 608 00:24:47,192 --> 00:24:49,293 and like I'm looking at who I feel 609 00:24:49,294 --> 00:24:51,529 -would represent this legacy-- -I agree. 610 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:54,532 And actually have a platform and use it for good 611 00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:58,702 and not for like self-indulgent music videos, a new T-shirt. 612 00:24:58,703 --> 00:25:01,405 That's bullshit. 613 00:25:01,406 --> 00:25:03,274 So I want somebody standing up there next to me 614 00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:05,342 who's looking at the bigger picture 615 00:25:05,343 --> 00:25:07,878 of what this competition really means and stands for. 616 00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:11,882 And that is my sermonette for the day. 617 00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:14,385 [Naomi] It's real easy to talk about it before it happens-- 618 00:25:14,386 --> 00:25:15,519 That's very true. 619 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,221 [Naomi] But when you're in that moment, 620 00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:18,923 everything goes out the window. 621 00:25:18,924 --> 00:25:20,658 I know it would make great television 622 00:25:20,659 --> 00:25:22,226 if Trinity got voted off. 623 00:25:22,227 --> 00:25:24,295 [Latrice] Ooh! 624 00:25:24,296 --> 00:25:26,063 Oh, please don't say that and put that in the universe. 625 00:25:26,064 --> 00:25:28,666 Don't hate the player, bitch. Hate the game. 626 00:25:34,905 --> 00:25:37,942 [RuPaul laughs] 627 00:25:37,943 --> 00:25:41,312 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 628 00:25:45,483 --> 00:25:49,253 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 629 00:25:49,254 --> 00:25:52,590 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 630 00:25:52,591 --> 00:25:54,125 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 631 00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:57,595 [RuPaul] And what? [applause] 632 00:25:57,596 --> 00:26:00,998 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. 633 00:26:00,999 --> 00:26:03,167 Michelle Visage, now, is it true 634 00:26:03,168 --> 00:26:04,768 you turned down the lead role 635 00:26:04,769 --> 00:26:07,037 in the original Sex and the City? 636 00:26:07,038 --> 00:26:08,639 Uh, close. 637 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,674 I was offered the lead role in another movie 638 00:26:10,675 --> 00:26:12,409 called Sex and the Titties. 639 00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:14,111 Oh, yeah. 640 00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:15,779 Oh, my God, you're perfect for that. 641 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:18,449 -Scheduling conflict and, yeah. -[RuPaul] Yeah. 642 00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:22,219 And Hollywood's hottest and most affordable director, 643 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:23,354 Ross Mathews. 644 00:26:23,355 --> 00:26:25,222 Ru, I love directing so much. 645 00:26:25,223 --> 00:26:27,791 I felt like Clint Beastwood. 646 00:26:27,792 --> 00:26:29,393 [all laugh] 647 00:26:29,394 --> 00:26:32,663 That's funny, because you look more like a Steven Squealberg. 648 00:26:32,664 --> 00:26:34,131 Cut! 649 00:26:34,132 --> 00:26:35,799 [all laugh] 650 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,137 A fashion designer whose clients include Michelle Obama, 651 00:26:40,138 --> 00:26:44,909 Julianne Moore, and the new RuPaul doll, Jason Wu. 652 00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:45,910 Hi, doll. 653 00:26:45,911 --> 00:26:47,912 You look gorgeous, both of you. 654 00:26:47,913 --> 00:26:50,114 I feel plastic. 655 00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:52,616 Just 99%. 656 00:26:52,617 --> 00:26:56,353 And an award-winning actress of the stage and screen, 657 00:26:56,354 --> 00:26:59,023 the incredible Felicity Huffman. 658 00:26:59,024 --> 00:27:00,891 Hi, Ru. You know, it's a fun fact. 659 00:27:00,892 --> 00:27:03,360 I actually beat out Michelle for the lead 660 00:27:03,361 --> 00:27:05,362 in that film Sex and the Titties, and it was actually 661 00:27:05,363 --> 00:27:07,698 some of the most rewarding work of my career. 662 00:27:07,699 --> 00:27:08,966 Uh-huh. 663 00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:11,869 Well, I bet you had to dig deep for that one. 664 00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:14,071 Oh, Ru, you have no idea. 665 00:27:14,072 --> 00:27:17,808 [all laugh] 666 00:27:17,809 --> 00:27:19,476 This week, we challenged our queens 667 00:27:19,477 --> 00:27:21,312 to star in a mockumentary 668 00:27:21,313 --> 00:27:24,715 about the making of Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3. 669 00:27:24,716 --> 00:27:28,285 On the runway, category is cat couture. 670 00:27:28,286 --> 00:27:30,321 -Meow. -Ladies and gentlemen, 671 00:27:30,322 --> 00:27:34,425 start your engines, and may the best All Star win. 672 00:27:35,793 --> 00:27:38,963 ♪ She's a super queen, super queen ♪ 673 00:27:40,331 --> 00:27:42,967 [RuPaul] First up, Trinity The Tuck. 674 00:27:42,968 --> 00:27:44,401 [Michelle] She's a cheetah. 675 00:27:44,402 --> 00:27:46,770 [Jason] I think this tiger's from New Jersey, right? 676 00:27:46,771 --> 00:27:49,239 [Ross] Oh, my God, I'm so star-struck. 677 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,741 I love her cheese puffs. 678 00:27:50,742 --> 00:27:52,009 [RuPaul laughs] 679 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:55,312 [Trinity] Bitch, my cat couture is fierce. 680 00:27:55,313 --> 00:27:58,015 I am feeling my pussy. 681 00:27:58,016 --> 00:28:02,386 She is sleek, tight-fitting, and she purrs. 682 00:28:02,387 --> 00:28:05,055 Rrr. Meow. [hiss] 683 00:28:05,056 --> 00:28:07,458 [RuPaul] Now that's what I call a meowchfit. 684 00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:08,826 [Michelle] Yes. 685 00:28:08,827 --> 00:28:11,161 Her leopard brings all the spots to the yard. 686 00:28:11,162 --> 00:28:14,365 [all laugh] 687 00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:16,066 [Felicity] I want that catsuit. 688 00:28:16,067 --> 00:28:17,234 [RuPaul] Monét X Change. 689 00:28:17,235 --> 00:28:18,736 -[Jason] Oh. -[Michelle] Whoo. 690 00:28:18,737 --> 00:28:21,205 [RuPaul] Where there's smoke, there's a pussy on fire. 691 00:28:21,206 --> 00:28:22,806 -[Michelle] A pink pussy? -[RuPaul] Mm. 692 00:28:22,807 --> 00:28:23,974 [Jason] I think it's one of the Pokémon. 693 00:28:23,975 --> 00:28:25,209 I think I should try to catch it. 694 00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:27,511 [Michelle] Jigglypuff. [all laugh] 695 00:28:27,512 --> 00:28:30,714 [Monét] I'm giving you pink pussy panther fierceness. 696 00:28:30,715 --> 00:28:32,549 I feel sexy. I feel sultry. 697 00:28:32,550 --> 00:28:35,653 I feel like this is like the Pink Panther come to life, 698 00:28:35,654 --> 00:28:38,922 and she grew up in Harlem on Lexington and 123rd, okay? 699 00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:41,725 She is a pink panther, and I feel good. 700 00:28:41,726 --> 00:28:43,327 [RuPaul] Pink Panther on the runway. 701 00:28:43,328 --> 00:28:46,096 [Felicity] It looks like a sex toy in a person. 702 00:28:46,097 --> 00:28:47,431 [RuPaul] I'll take two. [all laugh] 703 00:28:47,432 --> 00:28:48,966 [Jason] I can see her cat nips. 704 00:28:48,967 --> 00:28:51,735 [Michelle] Meow, meow. 705 00:28:51,736 --> 00:28:54,471 [RuPaul] Latrice Royale. 706 00:28:54,472 --> 00:28:56,674 [Ross] Behold the lion queen. 707 00:28:56,675 --> 00:28:58,442 [RuPaul] Oh, she's serving that jungle fever. 708 00:28:58,443 --> 00:29:03,347 ♪ If she were queen of the forest ♪ 709 00:29:03,348 --> 00:29:05,816 [Latrice] I'm the queen of the jungle, honey. 710 00:29:05,817 --> 00:29:10,087 I have this gorgeous air-brushed safari dress. 711 00:29:10,088 --> 00:29:11,522 Hair is to the gods, 712 00:29:11,523 --> 00:29:14,024 honey blondes and crimped and braids. 713 00:29:14,025 --> 00:29:16,193 Just giving you lion safari. 714 00:29:16,194 --> 00:29:18,562 [laughs] And I feel beautiful. 715 00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:21,432 [Michelle] Atilier Roberto Safari. 716 00:29:21,433 --> 00:29:23,667 -[RuPaul] Safari so goody. -[Michelle] Yes. 717 00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:25,769 [Ross] Do you really like it or are you just lion? 718 00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:26,770 [all laugh] 719 00:29:26,771 --> 00:29:28,539 [RuPaul] Naomi Smalls. 720 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:30,808 Cou-tens across the board. 721 00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:32,309 [Michelle] Guys, is that a skein on her dress? 722 00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:33,477 [laughs] 723 00:29:33,478 --> 00:29:35,512 Thank you. That's a yarn joke. Thank you. 724 00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:38,415 [Jason] I'd love to play with her yarn balls, though. 725 00:29:38,416 --> 00:29:40,150 [Naomi] This cat couture look 726 00:29:40,151 --> 00:29:44,455 is my pastel take on a modern-day cat lady. 727 00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:47,424 She sits at home with her feline friends, 728 00:29:47,425 --> 00:29:50,627 because who needs a boyfriend when you look this fabulous? 729 00:29:50,628 --> 00:29:53,297 [Ross] So cats have nine lives, and she has three cats. 730 00:29:53,298 --> 00:29:56,567 So carry the one...it's like a thousand and something. 731 00:29:56,568 --> 00:29:59,303 [Michelle] Yes. This is a fancy feast. 732 00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:01,038 [all laugh] 733 00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:02,639 [RuPaul] Monique Heart. 734 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,442 [Michelle] Those boots are grrrrrreat! 735 00:30:05,443 --> 00:30:07,678 [all laugh] 736 00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:08,946 [Jason] We call that a puss in hooker boots? 737 00:30:08,947 --> 00:30:12,449 [Michelle] Yes. [all laugh] 738 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:13,584 [Monique] My cat couture look 739 00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:15,786 is inspired by Puss in Boots. 740 00:30:15,787 --> 00:30:20,023 It is a cat leotard, airbrushed, custom colored, 741 00:30:20,024 --> 00:30:23,727 lightly sprinkled with some rhinestones. 742 00:30:23,728 --> 00:30:27,231 And these boots? Ridiculous. 743 00:30:27,232 --> 00:30:29,032 They are what? Pussy. 744 00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:31,401 [RuPaul] No, she's a Puss in Boots and a Cat in a Hat. 745 00:30:31,402 --> 00:30:32,703 [all laugh] 746 00:30:32,704 --> 00:30:35,572 [Michelle] Rum Tum Tucker. [all laugh] 747 00:30:35,573 --> 00:30:38,375 ♪ She's a super queen ♪ 748 00:30:39,743 --> 00:30:41,245 Welcome, All Stars. 749 00:30:41,246 --> 00:30:43,113 Meow. 750 00:30:43,114 --> 00:30:44,815 -Meow. -Meow. 751 00:30:44,816 --> 00:30:47,284 -Grrr. [all laugh] 752 00:30:47,285 --> 00:30:50,087 It's time for the world debut 753 00:30:50,088 --> 00:30:51,889 of your mockumentary. 754 00:30:55,058 --> 00:30:56,226 [Announcer] When it was announced 755 00:30:56,227 --> 00:30:57,294 that the most beloved characters 756 00:30:57,295 --> 00:30:58,695 in the history of the world 757 00:30:58,696 --> 00:31:00,798 were reuniting for one final film, 758 00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:03,500 Hollywood predicted box office gold. 759 00:31:03,501 --> 00:31:06,870 As the star and executive producer, 760 00:31:06,871 --> 00:31:08,906 I had the great responsibility 761 00:31:08,907 --> 00:31:10,541 to celebrate female friendship 762 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:14,011 by bringing my sister actors back together. 763 00:31:14,012 --> 00:31:15,813 Who wouldn't love that, right? 764 00:31:15,814 --> 00:31:18,448 [Announcer] But not everyone was on the same page. 765 00:31:18,449 --> 00:31:20,884 I never wanted to do this movie. 766 00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:22,820 I've been very clear. 767 00:31:22,821 --> 00:31:24,221 In fact, I literally said, 768 00:31:24,222 --> 00:31:28,125 "I do not want to do this movie." 769 00:31:28,126 --> 00:31:29,827 [Announcer] This is the Ru Hollywood Story 770 00:31:29,828 --> 00:31:31,995 of Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3, 771 00:31:31,996 --> 00:31:34,531 the shequel that was never meant to be. 772 00:31:34,532 --> 00:31:38,001 Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3, take one. 773 00:31:40,737 --> 00:31:42,639 Well, ladies, were here. 774 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,509 We are brunching at our favorite place. 775 00:31:45,510 --> 00:31:46,977 Guess what? 776 00:31:46,978 --> 00:31:50,414 Anna Wintour is finally stepping down 777 00:31:50,415 --> 00:31:52,850 as the editor-in-chief of Vogue. 778 00:31:52,851 --> 00:31:54,384 No. 779 00:31:54,385 --> 00:31:56,453 And guess who's in line for the position. 780 00:31:56,454 --> 00:31:58,722 That's great. You know, as a proud mother 781 00:31:58,723 --> 00:32:00,624 of a daughter of color 782 00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,292 and a newly converted Jewess, 783 00:32:02,293 --> 00:32:05,629 I think that your first cover should be solid black. 784 00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:08,232 You know, to challenge white patriarchy. 785 00:32:08,233 --> 00:32:10,334 By the way, where the heck is the waiter? 786 00:32:10,335 --> 00:32:13,604 Ha! He's buttering my muffin. 787 00:32:13,605 --> 00:32:16,573 And by that, I mean he's under the table. 788 00:32:16,574 --> 00:32:18,542 [both gasp] 789 00:32:18,543 --> 00:32:22,346 His name's Larry, but I like to call him Lawrence. 790 00:32:22,347 --> 00:32:23,914 Lawrence of my labia. 791 00:32:23,915 --> 00:32:26,617 Please don't say it. 792 00:32:26,618 --> 00:32:28,385 We're about to eat. 793 00:32:28,386 --> 00:32:29,653 I have big news, too. 794 00:32:29,654 --> 00:32:31,822 Something I've been wanting to tell you all 795 00:32:31,823 --> 00:32:33,090 for such a long time. 796 00:32:33,091 --> 00:32:35,259 It's okay. We all know you're gay. 797 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:36,994 Not that. 798 00:32:36,995 --> 00:32:39,329 I'm running for office! 799 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:40,797 Oh! [applause] 800 00:32:40,798 --> 00:32:43,934 It's about time you got your ballet box stuffed. 801 00:32:43,935 --> 00:32:47,104 What? Once you start making sex puns, 802 00:32:47,105 --> 00:32:49,973 it's hard to stop. 803 00:32:49,974 --> 00:32:52,976 Guess who I ran into on the subway. 804 00:32:52,977 --> 00:32:54,144 Mr. Big. 805 00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:55,379 That reminds me. 806 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:58,081 I need to fix New York's crumbling subway system. 807 00:32:58,082 --> 00:33:00,484 Speaking of worn-out tunnels, 808 00:33:00,485 --> 00:33:04,187 vaginal dryness is a big problem with women in their sixties, 809 00:33:04,188 --> 00:33:07,558 so I'm launching my own feminine lubricant 810 00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:10,294 called "Slickity Split." 811 00:33:10,295 --> 00:33:12,963 Cut. Cut. 812 00:33:12,964 --> 00:33:15,899 Any shameless plugging has to go through me. 813 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,067 Shameless? 814 00:33:17,068 --> 00:33:20,304 My tits are all over this franchise, 815 00:33:20,305 --> 00:33:22,339 and you've never even taken off your bra. 816 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:27,144 She who shall not be named has always been a challenge. 817 00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:30,247 In my script, it says I'm supposed to fuck a duck. 818 00:33:31,581 --> 00:33:33,750 A real duck? 819 00:33:33,751 --> 00:33:34,918 Seriously? 820 00:33:34,919 --> 00:33:36,286 Ladies, can we get along? 821 00:33:36,287 --> 00:33:37,821 I mean, we're stronger together. 822 00:33:37,822 --> 00:33:39,222 I mean, really. 823 00:33:39,223 --> 00:33:40,590 Where'd she go? 824 00:33:40,591 --> 00:33:41,658 [gasps] 825 00:33:45,429 --> 00:33:48,298 "I'm sorry. I can't. I hate you." 826 00:33:48,299 --> 00:33:50,434 Did she just break up with us on a Post-it note? 827 00:33:50,435 --> 00:33:52,436 Oh, no, she better don't. 828 00:33:52,437 --> 00:33:56,073 If there's one thing I learned playing Annie on Broadway 829 00:33:56,074 --> 00:33:59,376 is that at a certain age, everyone's replaceable. 830 00:33:59,377 --> 00:34:01,178 [Announcer] So executive producer SJP 831 00:34:01,179 --> 00:34:03,814 asked an old guest star to drop in. 832 00:34:03,815 --> 00:34:05,849 [K-Jo] Cowabunga! 833 00:34:05,850 --> 00:34:07,851 Oh! 834 00:34:10,187 --> 00:34:11,621 Hiya, skanks. 835 00:34:11,622 --> 00:34:12,923 Oh! 836 00:34:12,924 --> 00:34:14,257 Wait. Really? 837 00:34:14,258 --> 00:34:17,227 She was in one episode in the entire series. 838 00:34:17,228 --> 00:34:18,595 You look like you just seen a ghost. 839 00:34:18,596 --> 00:34:19,730 [Kristin] Didn't you die 840 00:34:19,731 --> 00:34:21,598 when you feel out of the window of the penthouse 841 00:34:21,599 --> 00:34:23,133 15 years ago? 842 00:34:23,134 --> 00:34:26,003 Nope. Just in a coma. 843 00:34:26,004 --> 00:34:28,271 I woke up about an hour ago. 844 00:34:28,272 --> 00:34:30,741 Does anyone have a charger for my flip phone? 845 00:34:30,742 --> 00:34:31,908 Flip phone? 846 00:34:31,909 --> 00:34:33,243 Welcome back. 847 00:34:33,244 --> 00:34:37,514 We really needed a fun member to fill this foursome. 848 00:34:37,515 --> 00:34:39,449 Ah, yeah, whatever. 849 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:40,984 Can I smoke in here? 850 00:34:40,985 --> 00:34:43,387 Who says I'm not fun? 851 00:34:43,388 --> 00:34:45,422 Is this because I'm a lesbian? 852 00:34:45,423 --> 00:34:46,590 You know, I used to be 853 00:34:46,591 --> 00:34:49,359 New York City's number one party girl. 854 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,927 But I learned my lesson. 855 00:34:50,928 --> 00:34:53,397 Now, who has the blow? 856 00:34:53,398 --> 00:34:56,700 Shh! We don't really do that anymore, okay? 857 00:34:56,701 --> 00:34:59,002 You know, whatever happened to you and Mr. Big, anyway? 858 00:34:59,003 --> 00:35:00,771 Mr. Big. 859 00:35:00,772 --> 00:35:04,474 Why does every conversation end up being about men? 860 00:35:04,475 --> 00:35:06,977 The future is female. 861 00:35:06,978 --> 00:35:08,378 It certainly was last night. 862 00:35:08,379 --> 00:35:10,147 Holla. 863 00:35:10,148 --> 00:35:12,082 I mean, can we please address the double standards 864 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:13,250 when it comes to nudity? 865 00:35:13,251 --> 00:35:14,885 It's about gender justice. 866 00:35:14,886 --> 00:35:16,553 Come on, say it with me, ladies. 867 00:35:16,554 --> 00:35:18,722 Free the nipple! 868 00:35:18,723 --> 00:35:20,757 Oh, cut! 869 00:35:20,758 --> 00:35:22,959 [Announcer] It turns out that unscripted nudity 870 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,262 was more than SJP could bare. 871 00:35:25,263 --> 00:35:28,865 We need to please stop talking about female issues. 872 00:35:28,866 --> 00:35:32,235 This movie needs more female fashion. 873 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:39,276 So after all this clowning around, 874 00:35:39,277 --> 00:35:41,011 I couldn't help but wonder, 875 00:35:41,012 --> 00:35:42,712 as editor of Vogue, 876 00:35:42,713 --> 00:35:45,449 what was going to be the theme of my first Met Ball? 877 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:46,550 [gasps] 878 00:35:49,753 --> 00:35:51,521 Hiya. 879 00:35:51,522 --> 00:35:52,956 Do you like my look? 880 00:35:52,957 --> 00:35:56,126 It's Dolce & Gabbozo. 881 00:35:56,127 --> 00:35:59,129 Listen, if it's gonna help me snag 882 00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:01,765 the all-important clown vote, why not? 883 00:36:01,766 --> 00:36:05,302 Can I smoke in here? 884 00:36:05,303 --> 00:36:09,806 Well, if it isn't the insane clown posse. 885 00:36:09,807 --> 00:36:13,677 Get a load of my insane clown pussy. 886 00:36:13,678 --> 00:36:16,213 Cut. You? 887 00:36:16,214 --> 00:36:18,115 What are you doing here? 888 00:36:18,116 --> 00:36:21,051 I couldn't resist a clown theme. 889 00:36:21,052 --> 00:36:25,188 I mean, who doesn't love a big top? 890 00:36:25,189 --> 00:36:26,456 Ugh. 891 00:36:26,457 --> 00:36:28,892 Oops. I did it again. 892 00:36:28,893 --> 00:36:29,960 [gasps] 893 00:36:29,961 --> 00:36:31,228 Well, you know what? 894 00:36:31,229 --> 00:36:33,530 I'm going to be the better person. 895 00:36:33,531 --> 00:36:35,031 Come here. 896 00:36:35,032 --> 00:36:36,733 Oh. 897 00:36:37,834 --> 00:36:39,603 [honk] 898 00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:41,705 -Oh! -Oh! 899 00:36:41,706 --> 00:36:42,772 [SJP] Oops. 900 00:36:42,773 --> 00:36:45,642 That was real knee-slapper. 901 00:36:45,643 --> 00:36:47,377 -Oh! [Kim] Oops. 902 00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:49,479 That wasn't your knee. 903 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,114 Hey, hey, hey. Clown-on-clown violence 904 00:36:51,115 --> 00:36:52,149 is no laughing matter. 905 00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:53,717 Oh! 906 00:36:53,718 --> 00:36:56,086 Girls, when they go low, 907 00:36:56,087 --> 00:36:59,156 we go pie. 908 00:36:59,157 --> 00:37:00,423 [laughs] 909 00:37:00,424 --> 00:37:02,626 -Oh! [K-Jo] Ha! 910 00:37:02,627 --> 00:37:04,694 She's clown roadkill! 911 00:37:04,695 --> 00:37:07,030 Aah! 912 00:37:10,367 --> 00:37:12,102 [SJP] And there we were, 913 00:37:12,103 --> 00:37:14,371 red-nosed and red-faced 914 00:37:14,372 --> 00:37:17,140 in our own little three-ring circus. 915 00:37:17,141 --> 00:37:19,409 [Kristin] You know, Anne Frank once said, 916 00:37:19,410 --> 00:37:22,345 "in spite of everything, people are truly good at heart." 917 00:37:22,346 --> 00:37:24,915 Or was that Cardi B? 918 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:26,183 [Cynthia] When women come together, 919 00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:29,286 they can do important powerful things. 920 00:37:29,287 --> 00:37:32,956 Just not these women. 921 00:37:32,957 --> 00:37:34,524 [Announcer] Ultimately, plans 922 00:37:34,525 --> 00:37:37,194 for the Sex and the Kitty, Girl shequel were scrapped. 923 00:37:37,195 --> 00:37:39,462 I'm getting paid for this, right? 924 00:37:42,132 --> 00:37:44,501 [applause] 925 00:37:44,502 --> 00:37:46,469 Nice work, kitty girls. 926 00:37:47,737 --> 00:37:49,839 Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 927 00:37:53,843 --> 00:37:54,978 [RuPaul] Welcome, ladies. 928 00:37:54,979 --> 00:37:57,414 Now it's time for the judges' critiques, 929 00:37:57,415 --> 00:37:59,916 starting with Trinity The Tuck. 930 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:02,185 Tonight on the runway, I mean, sometimes 931 00:38:02,186 --> 00:38:04,454 it's just great to keep it simple and deliver, 932 00:38:04,455 --> 00:38:06,423 and that's what you did. 933 00:38:06,424 --> 00:38:08,358 I just couldn't take my eyes off of you, 934 00:38:08,359 --> 00:38:11,261 and the body, everything works. 935 00:38:11,262 --> 00:38:15,298 I thought you were one fierce kitty. 936 00:38:15,299 --> 00:38:17,334 I wanted to be you and date you 937 00:38:17,335 --> 00:38:18,702 both at the same time. 938 00:38:18,703 --> 00:38:20,804 -I'm married, but-- -[Trinity] That's okay. 939 00:38:20,805 --> 00:38:22,105 I can be a side pussy. 940 00:38:22,106 --> 00:38:24,040 [all laugh] 941 00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:26,476 Well, let's talk about the challenge, all right? 942 00:38:26,477 --> 00:38:28,945 You needed to nail this. 943 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,581 Girl, you got this. 944 00:38:31,582 --> 00:38:32,649 Thank you. 945 00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:33,917 No, thank you. 946 00:38:33,918 --> 00:38:35,652 [all laugh] 947 00:38:35,653 --> 00:38:39,556 It stole the show, really, for me, and it was really great. 948 00:38:39,557 --> 00:38:41,057 [Felicity] You calibrated the performance. 949 00:38:41,058 --> 00:38:42,359 There were highs and there were lows, 950 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,895 and it was different, and I really appreciated it. 951 00:38:44,896 --> 00:38:47,264 -And I loved watching you. -Thank you. 952 00:38:47,265 --> 00:38:49,065 Up next, Monét X Change. 953 00:38:49,066 --> 00:38:50,433 [Michelle] Tonight on the runway, 954 00:38:50,434 --> 00:38:52,702 though you look adorable, I am getting full on mouse. 955 00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:53,970 Really? Mouse? 956 00:38:53,971 --> 00:38:55,805 Anybody else getting mouse? 957 00:38:55,806 --> 00:38:56,873 -It's the round ears. -Yeah. 958 00:38:56,874 --> 00:38:58,875 [Jason] You're quite blended, 959 00:38:58,876 --> 00:39:01,077 which kind of makes everything a little more quiet. 960 00:39:01,078 --> 00:39:03,213 I'm black under here, just so you know. 961 00:39:03,214 --> 00:39:04,447 -What? -[Jason] No. 962 00:39:04,448 --> 00:39:08,151 -[Monét] I know. -Shocker. 963 00:39:08,152 --> 00:39:10,287 Okay, so Kristin Davis's character 964 00:39:10,288 --> 00:39:12,689 is not always the most hilarious character, right? 965 00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:14,291 Yeah. 966 00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:15,959 But she provides something to bounce off of, 967 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,694 and that's what we were trying to get you to. 968 00:39:17,695 --> 00:39:19,062 Like, to be the prissy one 969 00:39:19,063 --> 00:39:21,331 who was so annoyed when Monique came in there. 970 00:39:21,332 --> 00:39:24,334 So I wish you would have found a way to pop more. 971 00:39:24,335 --> 00:39:25,669 Yeah. 972 00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:27,971 And I think there were some moments that were there. 973 00:39:27,972 --> 00:39:29,673 Monét, you're a good actress. 974 00:39:29,674 --> 00:39:31,308 But I think what was missing 975 00:39:31,309 --> 00:39:33,810 was the real goody-two-shoes from her. 976 00:39:33,811 --> 00:39:35,111 Yeah. 977 00:39:35,112 --> 00:39:36,313 That's why we couldn't really go anywhere with her. 978 00:39:36,314 --> 00:39:37,681 -[Monét] Yeah. -If that makes sense. 979 00:39:37,682 --> 00:39:39,716 -Yeah. -[Felicity] I disagree. 980 00:39:39,717 --> 00:39:42,819 I think after playing a lot of those roles myself, 981 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,354 that's all that you can do. 982 00:39:44,355 --> 00:39:45,555 And if you do more than that, 983 00:39:45,556 --> 00:39:47,457 you're kind of shoveling shit on top of it. 984 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,793 So good for you. 985 00:39:49,794 --> 00:39:52,595 Up next, Latrice Royale. 986 00:39:52,596 --> 00:39:54,331 So when I heard you were here today, 987 00:39:54,332 --> 00:39:57,133 I was literally dying because I'm your biggest fan ever. 988 00:39:57,134 --> 00:39:58,368 Stop it. 989 00:39:58,369 --> 00:40:00,136 Like the biggest fucking fan ever. 990 00:40:00,137 --> 00:40:01,938 So with that said, 991 00:40:01,939 --> 00:40:03,139 it's very hard for me to say, 992 00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:05,508 but I wish the costume was a little stronger. 993 00:40:05,509 --> 00:40:07,510 The chiffon kind of just fell flat for me, 994 00:40:07,511 --> 00:40:09,012 because it was kind of just dragging along, 995 00:40:09,013 --> 00:40:10,613 and I kind of missed the richness. 996 00:40:10,614 --> 00:40:12,215 -I wish you had a cape. -Oh. 997 00:40:12,216 --> 00:40:13,350 That would have been fucking major. 998 00:40:13,351 --> 00:40:15,552 -Roadkill. -It might have been a roadkill. 999 00:40:15,553 --> 00:40:17,454 [Ross] Well, let's talk about the challenge. 1000 00:40:17,455 --> 00:40:20,290 I have always loved Cynthia's character. 1001 00:40:20,291 --> 00:40:22,559 I always thought she was underrated, 1002 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,027 because it could seem like she was boring, 1003 00:40:24,028 --> 00:40:25,995 but she was a strong, smart woman, 1004 00:40:25,996 --> 00:40:27,864 and she knew how to deliver a line. 1005 00:40:27,865 --> 00:40:30,934 And you did the same thing. Well done. 1006 00:40:30,935 --> 00:40:33,069 You were funny, you landed the jokes, 1007 00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:35,238 but you really were talking to someone. 1008 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,339 You were the one that did that the most, 1009 00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:38,141 and I really admire that. 1010 00:40:38,142 --> 00:40:39,142 Thank you. 1011 00:40:39,143 --> 00:40:41,511 Up next, Naomi Smalls. 1012 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:42,746 This is really fun. 1013 00:40:42,747 --> 00:40:44,848 It's campy, but it's also beautiful. 1014 00:40:44,849 --> 00:40:46,783 It's fashion, and it's different. 1015 00:40:46,784 --> 00:40:48,952 I like your take on the modern catwoman. 1016 00:40:48,953 --> 00:40:50,553 I loved it. This is fashion for me. 1017 00:40:50,554 --> 00:40:52,856 Like fashion with a capital F. 1018 00:40:52,857 --> 00:40:54,491 Thank you, Jason. 1019 00:40:54,492 --> 00:40:55,992 So you got SJP. 1020 00:40:55,993 --> 00:40:58,495 Did you dole out the roles? 1021 00:40:58,496 --> 00:40:59,696 I did. 1022 00:40:59,697 --> 00:41:02,065 So you chose to give yourself the big one. 1023 00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,933 -Yes. -[Michelle] Which is smart, 1024 00:41:03,934 --> 00:41:05,802 if you can handle it. 1025 00:41:05,803 --> 00:41:08,805 So the thing about SJP 1026 00:41:08,806 --> 00:41:12,675 is that is the role that every single girl wanted to be. 1027 00:41:12,676 --> 00:41:15,645 What was missing for me from your performance 1028 00:41:15,646 --> 00:41:17,347 was any likeability. 1029 00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:21,718 I didn't--I didn't like her. 1030 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,787 I didn't want to be like her. 1031 00:41:23,788 --> 00:41:25,088 [Ross] Where you struggled 1032 00:41:25,089 --> 00:41:29,125 was really finding the essence of that character. 1033 00:41:29,126 --> 00:41:31,127 You weren't bringing yourself to a role. 1034 00:41:31,128 --> 00:41:33,062 I think that's what you were missing. 1035 00:41:33,063 --> 00:41:38,468 So what we got was a whole lot of attitude and no Naomi. 1036 00:41:38,469 --> 00:41:41,104 Were there other roles that you had your eye on? 1037 00:41:41,105 --> 00:41:42,906 [Naomi] Um, not really. 1038 00:41:42,907 --> 00:41:47,310 On season eight, I would always like go for a role 1039 00:41:47,311 --> 00:41:49,446 that I think I could kind of fly under the radar, 1040 00:41:49,447 --> 00:41:53,049 because I was too scared to let it really stand out. 1041 00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:54,451 So I wanted to challenge myself, 1042 00:41:54,452 --> 00:41:56,820 like I've been challenging myself this entire competition 1043 00:41:56,821 --> 00:41:58,087 to go with the lead. 1044 00:41:58,088 --> 00:42:00,023 -I love that. -Thank you. 1045 00:42:00,024 --> 00:42:02,225 Up next, Monique Heart. 1046 00:42:02,226 --> 00:42:03,526 [Michelle] Tonight on the runway 1047 00:42:03,527 --> 00:42:06,229 is probably one of the best you've ever looked. 1048 00:42:06,230 --> 00:42:08,498 We got the Puss in Boots reference. 1049 00:42:08,499 --> 00:42:11,935 Your makeup is really dynamic. It's really fun. 1050 00:42:11,936 --> 00:42:13,303 I'm just really proud of you tonight. 1051 00:42:13,304 --> 00:42:15,004 [Ross] Honestly, I think it's my favorite 1052 00:42:15,005 --> 00:42:17,107 I've ever seen you look. 1053 00:42:17,108 --> 00:42:18,908 Because of course you're glamorous 1054 00:42:18,909 --> 00:42:20,910 and you're gorgeous and you're put together. 1055 00:42:20,911 --> 00:42:22,111 Yes. 1056 00:42:22,112 --> 00:42:23,313 [Ross] But there's whimsy in it, too. 1057 00:42:23,314 --> 00:42:25,849 There's fun. Let's talk about the challenge. 1058 00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:27,150 You got a character 1059 00:42:27,151 --> 00:42:29,919 that was one of the most talked about ever. 1060 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,289 It could have gone really badly, and you smashed it. 1061 00:42:33,290 --> 00:42:36,326 Michelle, I actually did not give her much direction. 1062 00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:37,760 -Did you not? -You know why? 1063 00:42:37,761 --> 00:42:40,363 -The bitch didn't need it. -[Michelle] There you go. 1064 00:42:40,364 --> 00:42:43,600 I thought your character was hilarious. 1065 00:42:43,601 --> 00:42:46,870 I just was like laughing my ass off the whole time, actually. 1066 00:42:46,871 --> 00:42:48,872 And, you know, it was pretty genius, 1067 00:42:48,873 --> 00:42:50,106 because we really don't know that much about that character. 1068 00:42:50,107 --> 00:42:51,774 -Right. -[Jason] She died. 1069 00:42:51,775 --> 00:42:53,176 So you had to fabricate 1070 00:42:53,177 --> 00:42:54,878 the rest of what that character looks like. 1071 00:42:54,879 --> 00:42:57,213 You know, I think your role probably was longer 1072 00:42:57,214 --> 00:42:58,781 than her actual time at Sex and the City. 1073 00:42:58,782 --> 00:43:00,483 [all laugh] 1074 00:43:00,484 --> 00:43:02,752 Monique, cat got your tongue? 1075 00:43:02,753 --> 00:43:07,891 Ah. It just feels really, really, like, damn right. 1076 00:43:07,892 --> 00:43:10,660 You know, this is fierce competition across the board. 1077 00:43:10,661 --> 00:43:12,128 So thank you. Thank you. 1078 00:43:12,129 --> 00:43:13,496 All right, thank you. 1079 00:43:14,898 --> 00:43:17,734 Based on the judge's critiques, 1080 00:43:17,735 --> 00:43:21,271 I've made some decisions. 1081 00:43:21,272 --> 00:43:22,739 Monique Heart. 1082 00:43:25,008 --> 00:43:26,709 Trinity The Tuck. 1083 00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:28,645 Con-drag-ulations. 1084 00:43:28,646 --> 00:43:30,547 You are the top two All Stars of the week. 1085 00:43:30,548 --> 00:43:32,315 [applause] 1086 00:43:32,316 --> 00:43:34,050 Thank you. 1087 00:43:34,051 --> 00:43:38,154 You've each won a $3.000 gift card 1088 00:43:38,155 --> 00:43:40,156 from The Diva's Jewels, 1089 00:43:40,157 --> 00:43:43,560 and a three-night stay 1090 00:43:43,561 --> 00:43:46,896 at the fabulous Standard East Village in New York City. 1091 00:43:46,897 --> 00:43:49,432 -Yes! -Aah! 1092 00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:51,534 Airfare for two included. 1093 00:43:51,535 --> 00:43:52,702 -[Michelle] Ooh. -Stunning. 1094 00:43:52,703 --> 00:43:53,937 Catnip not included. 1095 00:43:53,938 --> 00:43:55,338 [all laugh] 1096 00:43:55,339 --> 00:43:58,741 This week if you are not in the top, 1097 00:43:58,742 --> 00:43:59,876 you are in the bottom. 1098 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:10,053 Monique, Trinity, each of you needs to decide 1099 00:44:10,054 --> 00:44:12,956 which of the bottom three you'll eliminate 1100 00:44:12,957 --> 00:44:14,924 if you win the lip sync. 1101 00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:19,662 So while you queens deliberate, 1102 00:44:19,663 --> 00:44:24,133 the judges and I will be reading my new book, Guru. 1103 00:44:24,134 --> 00:44:26,336 Available everywhere. 1104 00:44:26,337 --> 00:44:28,204 Ladies, you may leave the stage. 1105 00:44:31,174 --> 00:44:33,643 ♪ I made the top four ♪ 1106 00:44:33,644 --> 00:44:37,413 ♪ I made the top four ♪ 1107 00:44:37,414 --> 00:44:40,216 It feels so good to be in the top four, 1108 00:44:40,217 --> 00:44:42,852 but there's five of us here tonight. 1109 00:44:42,853 --> 00:44:46,255 And if I win this lip sync, I have to chop somebody. 1110 00:44:46,256 --> 00:44:48,291 [Naomi] What the fuck just happened? 1111 00:44:48,292 --> 00:44:50,493 [Trinity] This was probably the hardest one to see 1112 00:44:50,494 --> 00:44:53,763 what they were looking for as far as the challenge. 1113 00:44:53,764 --> 00:44:54,998 Very that. 1114 00:44:54,999 --> 00:44:59,102 To have a sense of feeling like you did well 1115 00:44:59,103 --> 00:45:01,437 and still be in the bottom, it's not good enough, 1116 00:45:01,438 --> 00:45:02,905 that sucks. 1117 00:45:02,906 --> 00:45:06,309 Even though I know I did well this week, 1118 00:45:06,310 --> 00:45:08,811 if you're not in the top, you're in the bottom. 1119 00:45:08,812 --> 00:45:11,814 So this is so not where I want to be. 1120 00:45:11,815 --> 00:45:14,117 You feeling tormented yet? 1121 00:45:14,118 --> 00:45:15,685 [Monique] Yes. 1122 00:45:15,686 --> 00:45:18,521 Clearly you already know where I wanna be, 1123 00:45:18,522 --> 00:45:22,058 and what it all means, and we're all fucking fierce. 1124 00:45:22,059 --> 00:45:23,292 Right. 1125 00:45:23,293 --> 00:45:26,062 So you do what you have to do 1126 00:45:26,063 --> 00:45:28,431 to make your spirit right 1127 00:45:28,432 --> 00:45:30,066 and you right in your spirit, you know what I mean? 1128 00:45:31,267 --> 00:45:33,102 Okay, girl, like, 1129 00:45:33,103 --> 00:45:34,804 it's like I've been doing a fierce job in the competition, 1130 00:45:34,805 --> 00:45:37,240 and, you know, I just wasn't the fiercest today, 1131 00:45:37,241 --> 00:45:38,541 and I'm in the bottom. 1132 00:45:38,542 --> 00:45:42,578 I can't deny that you have the second most wins. 1133 00:45:42,579 --> 00:45:44,013 Yeah. 1134 00:45:44,014 --> 00:45:46,182 And you've--this is the only your second time in the bottom. 1135 00:45:46,183 --> 00:45:47,216 Yeah. 1136 00:45:47,217 --> 00:45:48,484 Who would you send home? 1137 00:45:48,485 --> 00:45:50,186 If I was in the top? 1138 00:45:50,187 --> 00:45:52,822 I would probably choose Latrice. 1139 00:45:52,823 --> 00:45:54,057 Just because she's been here before, 1140 00:45:54,058 --> 00:45:55,491 she's went, she's came back. 1141 00:45:55,492 --> 00:45:56,659 And it's like, bitch, when you come back, 1142 00:45:56,660 --> 00:45:58,795 you need to try your best to be at the top 1143 00:45:58,796 --> 00:46:00,797 so that you're not in that situation to go home again. 1144 00:46:02,398 --> 00:46:04,033 Okay. Very good point. 1145 00:46:05,401 --> 00:46:09,505 But if you're not here tomorrow, 1146 00:46:09,506 --> 00:46:11,107 don't take it personal. 1147 00:46:11,108 --> 00:46:13,543 [Monét] Trinity has made it clear 1148 00:46:13,544 --> 00:46:15,845 that she wants to play a fair game. 1149 00:46:15,846 --> 00:46:19,382 But she might have waited this entire season to play strategy 1150 00:46:19,383 --> 00:46:21,150 and send home a strong competitor. 1151 00:46:21,151 --> 00:46:24,554 The feeling of being possibly chopped 1152 00:46:24,555 --> 00:46:29,092 so close to the final four is gruesome. 1153 00:46:29,093 --> 00:46:30,393 Okay, so listen. 1154 00:46:30,394 --> 00:46:31,594 What's up, pussycat? 1155 00:46:31,595 --> 00:46:32,829 [Trinity] I'm not going to lie to you. 1156 00:46:32,830 --> 00:46:34,230 I don't know who I'm gonna pick yet. 1157 00:46:34,231 --> 00:46:36,466 Trinity has so many opinions 1158 00:46:36,467 --> 00:46:38,568 about the report card and the fairness, 1159 00:46:38,569 --> 00:46:42,405 so the fact that Latrice and I are neck and neck with wins, 1160 00:46:42,406 --> 00:46:44,974 she could send me home. 1161 00:46:44,975 --> 00:46:47,543 What I want to know is who would you send home? 1162 00:46:47,544 --> 00:46:49,379 [whistles] 1163 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:52,115 It would be a gag, because I saved her last week. 1164 00:46:52,116 --> 00:46:55,151 But I'm not really thrilled with Latrice's performance 1165 00:46:55,152 --> 00:46:56,152 while she's been here. 1166 00:46:56,153 --> 00:46:57,520 Okay. 1167 00:46:57,521 --> 00:46:59,355 She had some peaks, but not a lot. 1168 00:47:00,757 --> 00:47:04,227 I'm taking into consideration not just the performances here. 1169 00:47:04,228 --> 00:47:06,562 I'm taking into consideration full body of work, 1170 00:47:06,563 --> 00:47:10,333 outside of here, and who you are as a person. 1171 00:47:10,334 --> 00:47:14,403 Naomi's got some fierce-ass runways, bitch. 1172 00:47:14,404 --> 00:47:16,305 She is an amazing lip syncer, 1173 00:47:16,306 --> 00:47:20,743 and she's proven that since her last season here, 1174 00:47:20,744 --> 00:47:22,245 she has grown a lot. 1175 00:47:22,246 --> 00:47:26,883 But her track record has shown she has more growing to do. 1176 00:47:26,884 --> 00:47:30,887 To me all of that factors in to who should win this competition. 1177 00:47:32,288 --> 00:47:34,991 Before we do the thing, I want to say this. 1178 00:47:34,992 --> 00:47:36,292 I don't wanna go home. 1179 00:47:36,293 --> 00:47:39,262 I've been doing a great job on All Stars. 1180 00:47:39,263 --> 00:47:40,396 I've really redeemed myself 1181 00:47:40,397 --> 00:47:42,598 from a lot of my mistakes of season 10. 1182 00:47:42,599 --> 00:47:45,768 And I don't think that my work at All Stars is done. 1183 00:47:45,769 --> 00:47:47,904 I feel like I still have 1184 00:47:47,905 --> 00:47:49,605 the one more fucking challenge to do, bitch. 1185 00:47:49,606 --> 00:47:50,640 Top four. 1186 00:47:50,641 --> 00:47:53,509 [Monét] Monique is my sister, 1187 00:47:53,510 --> 00:47:56,179 so I'm hoping that she'll have my back. 1188 00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:59,248 As close as we got during the competition, here we are. 1189 00:47:59,249 --> 00:48:02,418 Yeah. Look, regardless of what your decision is, Monique-- 1190 00:48:02,419 --> 00:48:04,253 I just want to know that you won't hate me. 1191 00:48:04,254 --> 00:48:10,860 Is Monique cut-a-bitch Heart about to send me home? 1192 00:48:10,861 --> 00:48:14,464 Is she about to gag the fuck out of me? 1193 00:48:14,465 --> 00:48:17,133 May the odds ever be in your favor. 1194 00:48:17,134 --> 00:48:19,669 [kiss] 1195 00:48:25,174 --> 00:48:26,375 I know this look is pussy. 1196 00:48:26,376 --> 00:48:27,944 [both laugh] 1197 00:48:27,945 --> 00:48:30,146 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 1198 00:48:30,147 --> 00:48:31,714 [Naomi] I thought you did a really good job, 1199 00:48:31,715 --> 00:48:33,316 and I think I've done a really good job. 1200 00:48:33,317 --> 00:48:34,817 All of us did a really good job. 1201 00:48:34,818 --> 00:48:37,320 I really want to honor everyone. 1202 00:48:37,321 --> 00:48:39,388 And it sucks because you're just like how do I do this? 1203 00:48:40,790 --> 00:48:42,959 Who do you think should go home? 1204 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,495 Uh, I--I--I don't know. 1205 00:48:45,496 --> 00:48:48,631 Your life is on the line, because, guess what? 1206 00:48:49,732 --> 00:48:52,401 Both of them said you. 1207 00:48:52,402 --> 00:48:55,037 Okay. All right. 1208 00:48:55,038 --> 00:48:56,472 Interesting. 1209 00:48:56,473 --> 00:48:59,609 These bitches are gunning for me. 1210 00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:01,811 It'd probably be Naomi at this point. 1211 00:49:01,812 --> 00:49:03,145 Why do you think Naomi? 1212 00:49:03,146 --> 00:49:05,348 Naomi did the worst in this challenge. 1213 00:49:05,349 --> 00:49:07,316 She took on a bit more than she could chew on. 1214 00:49:07,317 --> 00:49:09,819 So she made her bed, lie in it. 1215 00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:11,921 At home. 1216 00:49:11,922 --> 00:49:13,923 That's a very good point. 1217 00:49:15,391 --> 00:49:16,893 They're talking a long time. 1218 00:49:16,894 --> 00:49:18,261 -They're talking a long time. -They are. 1219 00:49:18,262 --> 00:49:19,762 Shade. I call shade. 1220 00:49:19,763 --> 00:49:21,831 [Naomi] Honestly, she could tell Latrice, 1221 00:49:21,832 --> 00:49:23,499 like, what I said about her, and I'd be like, yeah, 1222 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:24,567 that's exactly what I said. 1223 00:49:24,568 --> 00:49:25,601 I don't give a fuck. 1224 00:49:25,602 --> 00:49:27,303 Honestly, I don't give a fuck. 1225 00:49:30,406 --> 00:49:33,242 I found out y'all both voted me off the island. 1226 00:49:33,243 --> 00:49:34,777 [Monét] Latrice, you know I love you. 1227 00:49:34,778 --> 00:49:35,878 It's just you had to pick a name. 1228 00:49:35,879 --> 00:49:37,713 -Yeah. -I said you 1229 00:49:37,714 --> 00:49:40,483 because based on consistency in this competition, 1230 00:49:40,484 --> 00:49:41,817 you've been the most inconsistent. 1231 00:49:43,419 --> 00:49:44,921 Have I? 1232 00:49:44,922 --> 00:49:46,422 [Naomi] Yeah. You don't think 1233 00:49:46,423 --> 00:49:47,657 that you deserve to be in the bottom at all? 1234 00:49:47,658 --> 00:49:49,358 [Latrice] Well, based on my critique, no. 1235 00:49:50,626 --> 00:49:51,928 Who did you pick to send home? 1236 00:49:51,929 --> 00:49:53,296 Naomi. 1237 00:49:55,932 --> 00:49:59,068 Naomi, debt has been paid, bitch. 1238 00:49:59,069 --> 00:50:01,637 If it's me or you, you gotta go. 1239 00:50:03,105 --> 00:50:05,574 [Trinity] There's reason for all three of them to stay, 1240 00:50:05,575 --> 00:50:08,377 and there's reason for all three of them to go. 1241 00:50:08,378 --> 00:50:10,680 For me, like me and Monét both 1242 00:50:10,681 --> 00:50:12,648 have been in that place of a quick turnaround 1243 00:50:12,649 --> 00:50:14,817 and really have shown the fuck out. 1244 00:50:14,818 --> 00:50:18,788 So for sure, she's not one on my list for an immediate chop. 1245 00:50:18,789 --> 00:50:21,591 [Trinity] Monét has had a lot of high points 1246 00:50:21,592 --> 00:50:23,359 through this competition. 1247 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,295 And I've seen a lot of growth with Monét. 1248 00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:29,932 But is that enough for her to be top four? 1249 00:50:29,933 --> 00:50:32,401 I just don't know. 1250 00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:34,103 I'll take into consideration 1251 00:50:34,104 --> 00:50:37,340 who I think would be a good representative of this title. 1252 00:50:37,341 --> 00:50:38,674 Yeah. 1253 00:50:38,675 --> 00:50:42,244 And Latrice is somebody that thousands look up to. 1254 00:50:42,245 --> 00:50:43,746 That is really true. 1255 00:50:43,747 --> 00:50:45,214 [Trinity] And so I can't not think about that. 1256 00:50:45,215 --> 00:50:51,287 Yeah. I do not feel okay chopping Latrice, 1257 00:50:51,288 --> 00:50:53,089 because I know what her message is, 1258 00:50:53,090 --> 00:50:55,591 I know what her heart is, and I know what her integrity is. 1259 00:50:55,592 --> 00:50:57,493 But at the same time... 1260 00:50:57,494 --> 00:50:59,695 ...she's been in the bottom the most. 1261 00:51:00,930 --> 00:51:03,432 Naomi has been turning it. 1262 00:51:03,433 --> 00:51:04,600 I kind of disagree. 1263 00:51:04,601 --> 00:51:07,203 I kind of feel like Naomi is forgettable. 1264 00:51:07,204 --> 00:51:09,405 She's sickening on the runway, but-- 1265 00:51:09,406 --> 00:51:12,308 Naomi had really bad critiques today, 1266 00:51:12,309 --> 00:51:14,343 and that is definitely something to think about. 1267 00:51:14,344 --> 00:51:17,013 So, I mean, that really, really is. 1268 00:51:17,014 --> 00:51:19,749 I do know that I don't know. 1269 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:21,150 Amen. 1270 00:51:21,151 --> 00:51:23,352 Mm, mm, mm. 1271 00:51:23,353 --> 00:51:26,222 I'm a good author. 1272 00:51:26,223 --> 00:51:29,759 There's so many beautiful photographs in here. 1273 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,562 I wish I knew how to read. 1274 00:51:33,563 --> 00:51:35,998 Ooh, she's got such pretty hair. 1275 00:51:35,999 --> 00:51:38,267 I just can't stop touching it. 1276 00:51:38,268 --> 00:51:41,437 Hey, I got a book, too, you know. 1277 00:51:41,438 --> 00:51:43,439 Ooh, look at all that ass. 1278 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,740 [Doll] Silence! 1279 00:51:44,741 --> 00:51:46,409 Bring back my All Stars. 1280 00:51:52,081 --> 00:51:54,717 [Trinity] I am here for business. 1281 00:51:54,718 --> 00:51:58,154 This decides who's in the top four. 1282 00:51:58,155 --> 00:52:01,390 And looking at the bottom three, 1283 00:52:01,391 --> 00:52:03,959 I'm taking into consideration everything 1284 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,028 from who you are as an entertainer, 1285 00:52:06,029 --> 00:52:07,263 who you are as a person, 1286 00:52:07,264 --> 00:52:08,597 your track record in the competition, 1287 00:52:08,598 --> 00:52:13,202 and also, do I think you are ready to reign. 1288 00:52:13,203 --> 00:52:15,938 [Monique] We have all made it so far 1289 00:52:15,939 --> 00:52:18,174 and fought so hard to get here. 1290 00:52:18,175 --> 00:52:20,443 We are close to the finish line. 1291 00:52:20,444 --> 00:52:22,011 This is it. 1292 00:52:22,012 --> 00:52:24,647 The dream goes on for four of us. 1293 00:52:24,648 --> 00:52:29,118 But with great power comes great responsibility. 1294 00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:32,621 So tonight, I might have to crush someone's dream. 1295 00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:38,861 [RuPaul] Welcome back, ladies. 1296 00:52:38,862 --> 00:52:42,631 Two All Stars stand before me. 1297 00:52:42,632 --> 00:52:45,634 Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, 1298 00:52:45,635 --> 00:52:50,206 win $10.000, and earn the power 1299 00:52:50,207 --> 00:52:54,076 to give one of the bottom queens the chop. 1300 00:52:56,145 --> 00:52:59,215 The time has come for you to lip sync... 1301 00:52:59,216 --> 00:53:02,084 [echoing] for your legacy. 1302 00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:10,659 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1303 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:12,962 [music plays] 1304 00:53:18,634 --> 00:53:22,571 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 1305 00:53:22,572 --> 00:53:26,008 ♪ Anytime my world gets crazy ♪ 1306 00:53:26,009 --> 00:53:31,013 ♪ All I have to do to calm it ♪ 1307 00:53:31,014 --> 00:53:34,416 ♪ Is just, just think of you ♪ 1308 00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:38,954 ♪ 'Cause when I think of you, baby ♪ 1309 00:53:38,955 --> 00:53:42,892 ♪ All I think about is our love ♪ 1310 00:53:42,893 --> 00:53:46,962 ♪ When I think of you ♪ 1311 00:53:46,963 --> 00:53:48,998 ♪ When I think of you ♪ 1312 00:53:48,999 --> 00:53:51,333 [all laugh] 1313 00:53:51,334 --> 00:53:53,469 ♪ When I think of you ♪ 1314 00:53:53,470 --> 00:53:54,904 ♪ Bass ♪ 1315 00:53:55,938 --> 00:53:58,340 [Michelle] Wow. 1316 00:53:58,341 --> 00:54:00,543 Ooh. [Jason laughs] 1317 00:54:00,544 --> 00:54:04,380 ♪ Ooh, when I'm around ♪ 1318 00:54:04,381 --> 00:54:05,848 ♪ Ahh ♪ 1319 00:54:05,849 --> 00:54:09,318 ♪ When I think of you ♪ 1320 00:54:09,319 --> 00:54:11,620 ♪ Something's coming through ♪ 1321 00:54:11,621 --> 00:54:12,688 ♪ Something's coming through ♪ 1322 00:54:12,689 --> 00:54:15,424 ♪ Brick ♪ [all laugh] 1323 00:54:18,627 --> 00:54:20,963 [Michelle] Yeah! 1324 00:54:23,032 --> 00:54:25,434 [RuPaul] Janet, Janet, Janet now! 1325 00:54:28,671 --> 00:54:30,873 Aah! [all laugh] 1326 00:54:30,874 --> 00:54:32,975 ♪ Feels so good ♪ 1327 00:54:35,144 --> 00:54:37,179 ♪ When I think of you ♪ 1328 00:54:38,180 --> 00:54:39,582 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1329 00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:44,019 [cheers and applause] 1330 00:54:45,754 --> 00:54:47,590 -Whoo! -Wow. 1331 00:54:49,024 --> 00:54:52,828 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1332 00:54:57,199 --> 00:54:59,168 Trinity... 1333 00:55:00,603 --> 00:55:02,004 You're a winner, baby. 1334 00:55:02,005 --> 00:55:04,707 [applause] 1335 00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:07,009 Con-drag-ulations. 1336 00:55:07,010 --> 00:55:11,280 You've earned a cash tip of $10.000. 1337 00:55:11,281 --> 00:55:12,448 Thank you. 1338 00:55:12,449 --> 00:55:14,183 I'm extremely proud of myself 1339 00:55:14,184 --> 00:55:16,151 that I have four wins 1340 00:55:16,152 --> 00:55:17,586 and I've won two lip syncs. 1341 00:55:17,587 --> 00:55:18,821 and made it all the way to the end 1342 00:55:18,822 --> 00:55:21,557 in a fierce competition. 1343 00:55:21,558 --> 00:55:25,461 But it all of a sudden hits me 1344 00:55:25,462 --> 00:55:30,266 that now I have to reveal who I'm choosing to go home, 1345 00:55:30,267 --> 00:55:35,037 and...I've got to crush somebody's dream. 1346 00:55:35,038 --> 00:55:38,207 [RuPaul] Monique, you are safe. 1347 00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:40,509 You may step to the back of the stage. 1348 00:55:40,510 --> 00:55:42,177 [applause] 1349 00:55:42,178 --> 00:55:44,446 Will the bottom three please step forward? 1350 00:55:52,288 --> 00:55:57,026 Trinity, with great power comes great responsibility. 1351 00:55:57,027 --> 00:56:02,197 Which queen have you chosen to get the chop? 1352 00:56:02,198 --> 00:56:05,134 After talking to all the girls, 1353 00:56:05,135 --> 00:56:08,203 there were several great points made 1354 00:56:08,204 --> 00:56:11,006 by all three of them why they should stay 1355 00:56:11,007 --> 00:56:12,408 and who should go. 1356 00:56:12,409 --> 00:56:17,046 And the queen that I've decided to send home tonight 1357 00:56:17,047 --> 00:56:22,451 is fierce and she will forever be 1358 00:56:22,452 --> 00:56:23,819 someone everyone looks up to. 1359 00:56:25,554 --> 00:56:27,289 So I'm sending home Latrice. 1360 00:56:34,897 --> 00:56:37,366 Latrice Royale, 1361 00:56:37,367 --> 00:56:41,070 as it is written, so it shall be done. 1362 00:56:41,071 --> 00:56:45,674 You are and will always be an All Star. 1363 00:56:45,675 --> 00:56:47,576 Thank you so much. 1364 00:56:47,577 --> 00:56:50,946 Now sashay away. 1365 00:56:50,947 --> 00:56:52,081 Sorry. 1366 00:56:52,082 --> 00:56:53,148 It's okay, girl. 1367 00:56:53,149 --> 00:56:54,583 -Love you. -Love you, too. 1368 00:56:54,584 --> 00:56:57,786 [Trinity] All right, babe. 1369 00:56:57,787 --> 00:57:01,190 I already said my byes once, so bye. 1370 00:57:01,191 --> 00:57:03,692 [all laugh] 1371 00:57:06,762 --> 00:57:09,331 All the girls kind of felt like it was my time to go 1372 00:57:09,332 --> 00:57:12,134 I guess because I got sent home once before. 1373 00:57:12,135 --> 00:57:13,936 Which is fine. I'm cool. 1374 00:57:13,937 --> 00:57:16,805 This is the game we came to play, and they played it. 1375 00:57:16,806 --> 00:57:18,640 Trinity I'm sure has her reasons. 1376 00:57:18,641 --> 00:57:20,642 There's no hard feelings. 1377 00:57:20,643 --> 00:57:22,177 Bitch, I'll see her on the road. 1378 00:57:22,178 --> 00:57:25,013 It'll be a kiki and we'll laugh about this later. 1379 00:57:25,014 --> 00:57:28,751 But right now it's toodle-oo, so farewell, so long. 1380 00:57:28,752 --> 00:57:30,185 I have a lot to be thankful for. 1381 00:57:30,186 --> 00:57:32,755 I had a very enjoyable time this go-around. 1382 00:57:32,756 --> 00:57:37,059 That was my number one goal, and check mark. 1383 00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:38,761 I did. I had a great time. 1384 00:57:38,762 --> 00:57:41,363 So I'm gonna go and be wonderful 1385 00:57:41,364 --> 00:57:43,232 and marry the man of my dreams. 1386 00:57:43,233 --> 00:57:46,101 To all of my royal court, baby, mama's coming home 1387 00:57:46,102 --> 00:57:49,371 and I'm proud, and I'm still the queen of queens, darling. 1388 00:57:51,607 --> 00:57:55,744 My top four All Stars. Con-drag-ulations. 1389 00:57:55,745 --> 00:57:59,848 Next week is the All Star grand finale, 1390 00:57:59,849 --> 00:58:01,917 and I want to hear from our fans. 1391 00:58:01,918 --> 00:58:04,787 Which queen deserves a coveted spot 1392 00:58:04,788 --> 00:58:07,356 in the Drag Race Hall of Fame? 1393 00:58:07,357 --> 00:58:11,293 Are you Team Monét, Team Monique, 1394 00:58:11,294 --> 00:58:14,296 Team Naomi, or Team Trinity? 1395 00:58:14,297 --> 00:58:17,966 Let your voice be heard at RuPaul's Drag Race, 1396 00:58:17,967 --> 00:58:19,902 #AllStar4. 1397 00:58:19,903 --> 00:58:24,306 And don't miss next week when we crown a winner, baby. 1398 00:58:24,307 --> 00:58:26,475 Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, 1399 00:58:26,476 --> 00:58:28,043 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1400 00:58:28,044 --> 00:58:29,578 Can I get an amen up in here? 1401 00:58:29,579 --> 00:58:31,280 -Amen! -[RuPaul] All right. 1402 00:58:31,281 --> 00:58:32,748 Now let the music play. 1403 00:58:34,583 --> 00:58:36,385 ♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪ 1404 00:58:36,386 --> 00:58:39,721 ♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪ 1405 00:58:39,722 --> 00:58:43,025 ♪ Who, who, who do you think you ♪ 1406 00:58:43,026 --> 00:58:47,496 ♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪ 1407 00:58:50,532 --> 00:58:52,201 [RuPaul] Next time on All Stars... 1408 00:58:52,202 --> 00:58:54,102 -This is top four! 1409 00:58:54,103 --> 00:58:56,271 I think some twist is coming. 1410 00:58:56,272 --> 00:58:57,506 -I agree. -I don't know what. 1411 00:58:57,507 --> 00:59:00,409 -Yeah. -But, bitch, it ain't over. 1412 00:59:00,410 --> 00:59:02,778 -Girl! Gonna be juicy. 1413 00:59:02,779 --> 00:59:04,913 -For this week's final maxi challenge 1414 00:59:04,914 --> 00:59:08,550 you'll be dancing and singing to my new single 1415 00:59:08,551 --> 00:59:09,718 Super queen. 1416 00:59:09,719 --> 00:59:13,155 -All Star rules have been suspended. 1417 00:59:13,156 --> 00:59:14,923 -Permanently. -[gasps] 1418 00:59:14,924 --> 00:59:16,024 [Trinity] This is gonna be 1419 00:59:16,025 --> 00:59:17,960 -make it or break it. -I know. 1420 00:59:17,961 --> 00:59:21,497 -Naomi, people who are not taking it seriously don't win. 1421 00:59:21,498 --> 00:59:25,200 -Bitch, Monét picked up on this choreo like that. 1422 00:59:25,201 --> 00:59:27,636 -Tell me, how has this experience 1423 00:59:27,637 --> 00:59:29,538 been different from your season? 1424 00:59:29,539 --> 00:59:31,607 -I'm winning. [all laugh] 1425 00:59:31,608 --> 00:59:33,308 [RuPaul] The next All Star 1426 00:59:33,309 --> 00:59:39,381 to be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame is... 1427 00:59:39,382 --> 00:59:41,350 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 103384

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