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[ALL SHOUTING]
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HARRY:
Settle down.
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Okay. settle down!
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Settle down! Settle--!
Quiet. quiet. quiet!
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Now. here's the situation.
We have four women in active labor...
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...and we have lost all communication
with the outside world!
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I want all non-court personnel
out of here!
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Are there any questions?
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Yes?
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Why is the sky blue?
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Because if it was green.
we wouldn't know where to stop mowing.
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Any others? Then get moving. people!
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-Mac.
MAC: Yo.
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-Get bandages. blankets. cotton and string.
-Right.
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-Miss Sullivan.
CHRISTINE: Sir?
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What the hell am I gonna do
with all that stuff that Mac brings?
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I got the windows boarded up.
What should I do now?
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We might need your help
with the deliveries.
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Right. I'll go boil my tools.
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Great. That torque wrench
might come in handy.
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Your Honor. I found a medical book.
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Now. there's a chapter
on emergency child deliveries.
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-Great. Make four copies of that.
-I'll get right on it.
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-Flo.
-What?
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-What's the first thing it says to do?
-Uh. "Keep the mother from panicking."
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[SCREAMING]
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God. let's hope
they're all that considerate.
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Don't worry. baby. I'm right here.
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[MARY SIGHS]
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Bull. what is this woman doing
laying on the salad bar?
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Uh. the tables were too hard.
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I guess I should've taken out
that Jell-O mold. huh?
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[MARY GROANS]
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-Hey. come on. somebody do something.
-Take it easy. Stanley.
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Take it easy? She's in severe labor pains.
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No. no. no. it's just some radishes
sticking me in the back.
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Here's the instructions.
I'm afraid you guys are on your own.
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Don't worry. sir.
Remember. we're professional bailiffs.
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Yeah. that ought to put
their minds at ease.
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[GROANS]
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Something's happening.
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Okay. Flo. Read them off.
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-"Remove any restrictive clothing."
-Right.
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-I think they mean her.
-Oh. yeah.
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Oh. uh-uh.
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Nobody's looking at my wife's private parts
except me.
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Some things are still sacred.
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Well. if it were sacred.
she wouldn't be in this mess now.
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-My answer is no.
-Fine. Then you deliver the baby.
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[CRASH]
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Men.
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When you want them down. they're up.
When you want them up. they're down.
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[ELENA SCREAMS]
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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
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Push. Mrs. Chacone. push.
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Do you have any children. Miss Sullivan?
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No.
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Ever had a man?
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Of course I've had a man.
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If I had a nickel for every man I'd had...
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...I'd have a dime.
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-Here.
CHRISTINE: Okay.
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-Aah! Look!
-What is it. Miss Sullivan?
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Good Lord. he's a virgin.
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It's the baby.
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qué?
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-Tell him it's the baby.
-It's the baby.
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-Bob.
-And his name is Bob.
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What a coincidence.
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-Bob.
-Which one?
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Tell him. in Spanish.
that his baby is coming.
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Yes. sir. Paco:
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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
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si.
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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
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[SCREAMSI
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Shh! Shh! Shh!
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-Who you telling to shush?
-[STAMMERS] I'm sorry. I just--
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Try pulling a Cabbage Patch doll
through your nostril...
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...and see what kind of sound you make.
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That's it. Just let it all out.
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Argh! If you don't like it. you can leave.
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-I told you before. I don't need anyone.
-Oh. fine.
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I'll go get you a mirror and some
salad tongs and you can do this yourself.
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I think it's coming.
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-Instructions.
-Thank you.
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-Tommy. get me some surgical gloves.
-Uh, from where?
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My briefcase, top pocket.
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Great. Now I can deduct them.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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[BABS YELLS]
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Babs. honey. describe for us
exactly what you're feeling...
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...at this crucial moment in your life.
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I want you dead, Chad.
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Chad, maybe let the girl be, huh?
She's obviously exhausted.
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They told us in class that under this stress.
a woman can say outrageous things.
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Things totally alien to her character.
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I hate my Volvo! I want a Trans Am!
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Gee. it still doesn't prepare you
for the shock. though.
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-Mrs. Ulin.
-Babs, I'm not Mrs. Anybody.
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We chose not to burden ourselves
with any archaic commitments. remember?
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Like a baby?
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She, uh, mistook a Tic Tac for her pill.
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[GROANING]
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Here comes another one.
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Here. here. you can hold on
to my ears. Sure.
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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I'm sorry. honey.
I swear. it won't happen again.
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Stanley has such a delicate system.
Gets out of whack when he's excited.
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He even faints
when the Giants score a touchdown.
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So does their coach.
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Whoa!
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[MARY PANTING]
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Here's baby.
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Oh, wow!
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He's coming!
Mary. baby Bubba is coming!
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You're naming your son Bubba?
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We arm-wrestled for it.
My choice was Bing.
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I think I'm gonna cry.
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[MARY SCREAMS]
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Here he comes. here he comes.
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Look at the grin on that kid's face.
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Bull.
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That's not his face.
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And that ain't no grin.
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It's not?
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Hey, he's backing out.
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-It's a breach baby?
-A breach baby!
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Stay on your feet. Stanley.
or I'll knock you cold.
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Flo, Flo, look it up.
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Yeah. Okay. here it is.
Breach birth. breach birth.
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Uh. "A natural delivery is still quite probable
with a little guidance.
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Gently insert...."
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Sit. Stanley.
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[ELENA PANTING]
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Okay, Elena, One more push.
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[PACO SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
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[ELENA GROANS]
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It's out.
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[ELENA PANTS]
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Okay. Uh. now I drain the mouth.
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[BABY CRYING]
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Oh, thank God.
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It's a girl.
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qué?
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Paco.
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Baby Bob es él transsexual.
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[ELENA SCREAMS]
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-What's the matter?
-I think we got another bun in the oven.
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-qué?
-Another baby.
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qué?
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Dos babies.
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Oh, no, Bob?
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Let's pray this one's normal.
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-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-What's wrong?
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How the hell should I know?
I'm just a general practitioner.
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-Fielding, get over here.
-Coming, dear.
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-Tommy, get behind the plate.
-Me?
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-What do I do?
-If something comes out, catch it.
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-Dan.
-What?
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Dan. I lied to you.
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You gonna tell me
this is just an incredible simulation?
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I mean about not wanting anybody.
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Dan.
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Dan. Dan. I'm scared.
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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-Dan. I just don't wanna be alone.
-No. you're not. you're not. you're not.
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Listen. Shh. shh. shh. You're not alone.
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I'm here. I'm here.
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I'll stay here until the end. all right?
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Now just remove your teeth
from my chest...
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...and we'll continue.
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HARRY: It's coming. It's coming.
Something's coming. I can see it.
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-Could we tighten up the group just a bit?
-Yeah, how's this?
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Oh. fine. I got everybody now.
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Okay. Babs.
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[BABS & HARRY PANTING]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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-Chad!
-Sweetheart?
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I wanna get married!
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Wow. what a reaction shot.
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-Babs, you what?
-I wanna get married.
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Bit I thought you always hated marriage
as an institution.
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I just said that
because you felt that way.
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I just said that because
I thought you felt that way.
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-Oh, you mean you want to?
-Marry you? Yes.
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Oh. Oh.
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Judge, could you marry us?
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Oh, please, sir, don't let our baby
be born out of wedlock.
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-Mac?
-Yes?
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Fix my hair a little, huh?
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[BABY CRYING]
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It's a girl.
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Wait till she hears about her brother.
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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
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[SCREAMS]
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-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.
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What is this, a vending machine?
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All right.
Now. we need one more big push.
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-I can't. I can't. I can't.
-Yes. you can. You can.
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Think about Hugh Hefner.
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[BENAY GROWLING]
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It's coming.
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Sitting there in his silk pajamas with
all these big-breasted. exploited women...
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...catering to his every whim.
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[GROWLING]
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-I can see a shoulder.
-Wait. Who's that coming through the door?
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Oh, look, it is. It's Bobby Riggs.
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[SNARLING]
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-It's out.
-Yes.
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-Clean out its mouth.
-With what?
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Oh, for Pete's sake, here.
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[BABY CRYING]
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Oh. Oh, what is it?
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It's a baby.
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And it's naked.
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It's a boy.
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He's got a promising future.
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How about that? We had a baby.
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-"We" had it?
-Hey.
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You couldn't have done it alone.
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You're right. I couldn't have.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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-Let me see him.
-First, I gotta cut the cord.
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-Uh, boy scout knife?
-Top-left pocket.
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Oh, Mom.
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First. I'll cut his, then yours.
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[MARY GRUNTING]
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-The head's coming now.
-A head?
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He's got a head.
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It's almost out.
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-Somebody give me a blanket.
-We don't have one.
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Oh.
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-Here. Use this.
-The New York Times?
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The book says that a fresh newspaper
is very sanitary.
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Well. okay. but use the Sports section.
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You already bought him a mitt.
didn't you?
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-What's happening?
-Somebody's having a baby.
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[BABY CRYING]
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Eureka!
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Bubba.
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Better make that Bubbette.
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-I beg your pardon?
-It's a girl.
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No. No, it can't be.
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I got pictures.
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I'd clean that lens if I were you.
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-Marriage license.
-Oh. the ceremony.
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Sir, look, sir, you gotta sign this.
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Mac. I am holding a fragile human life
in my hands.
253
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Put the pen in my mouth.
254
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Is this legal?
255
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[HARRY MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
256
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"Howie Stallone."
257
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Close enough. Pen.
258
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-Ceremony.
-Yeah. yeah. yeah.
259
00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:35,621
-Dearly beloved-- I got an arm.
-Whoa. Hurry. please.
260
00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:36,815
Okay. Bottom line.
261
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Babs Townsend. do you take this man
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
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[SCREAMING]
263
00:14:44,536 --> 00:14:46,596
-Is that a yes?
-Yes.
264
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Okay. Hey. Chad Ulin. Chad--
265
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-And there's another arm.
-Sir?
266
00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:52,736
-He's coming.
-Sir?
267
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-Okay. do you wanna marry her or what?
-Yes.
268
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Then by the power vested in me
by the state. I pronounce you man and wife.
269
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It's a boy!
270
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,110
[ALL YELLING]
271
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Are you that disappointed. Stanley?
272
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,364
This must be your appendix
or something.
273
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,530
-You wanna hold your daughter?
-Me?
274
00:15:15,699 --> 00:15:17,459
No. no. I might break it or something.
275
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:19,104
-I don't think so.
-No. no. Hey. wait.
276
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:21,239
-I don't know what I'm doing.
-Yes. you do.
277
00:15:21,405 --> 00:15:23,865
Look at you. just like a pro.
278
00:15:24,408 --> 00:15:27,468
Well, aren't you gonna look at her?
279
00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:29,644
[BABY CRYING]
280
00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,919
Little wrinkly, isn't it?
281
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:37,848
I think she'll outgrow that.
282
00:15:39,256 --> 00:15:44,216
-Do you love her, Stanley?
-Well, that's a stupid question.
283
00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:47,024
Of course I love her.
284
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:53,531
She's Daddy's little girl.
285
00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:59,203
Hey, let's call her Hacksaw.
286
00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:03,739
HARRY:
Oh.
287
00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:06,469
-You know. Mac?
-Yeah.
288
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,280
Someday I may have a son of my own.
289
00:16:08,452 --> 00:16:09,482
-Oh, yeah?
-Oh, yeah.
290
00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:12,153
-You don't say.
-Uh-huh.
291
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:25,291
-Sir? Sir. are you all right?
-Um....
292
00:16:28,939 --> 00:16:30,529
Yeah.
293
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,466
Yeah. I'm fine.
294
00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:35,801
Why don't you fix me a nice stiff Bosco.
huh. Mac?
295
00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:37,968
Coming right up. sir.
296
00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:41,679
[SIGHS]
297
00:16:44,886 --> 00:16:48,646
[PACO SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
298
00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:52,661
[THUNDER CRASHES]
299
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:55,517
Nope. That's all she wrote.
300
00:16:55,697 --> 00:16:58,627
-Three beautiful girls.
-qué?
301
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,300
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
302
00:17:03,738 --> 00:17:05,538
Gracias.
303
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,011
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
304
00:17:08,176 --> 00:17:10,136
Oh, good luck. Mr. Chacone.
305
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:13,941
And God bless
your beautiful little babies.
306
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:16,075
Rosalita.
307
00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:18,911
Lucinda.
308
00:17:20,087 --> 00:17:22,317
And Gummo.
309
00:17:23,757 --> 00:17:26,157
I suggested that.
310
00:17:26,927 --> 00:17:29,827
It's Granny's nickname.
311
00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:36,401
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
312
00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:38,559
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
313
00:17:41,307 --> 00:17:42,467
What'd she say?
314
00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:46,011
“I love you, Paco, with all my heart."
315
00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:48,038
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
316
00:17:48,213 --> 00:17:51,053
"But touch me again...
317
00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:54,684
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
318
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,190
...and it's Soprano City."
319
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:03,719
Thank you. Dan.
320
00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:06,163
With all my heart.
321
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,770
I'll never forget you for this.
322
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:12,273
-You'll forget me.
-Oh, no, I won't.
323
00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:15,926
Because I'm gonna name my son
after you.
324
00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:19,071
Benay.
325
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:23,611
Your caring and honesty
will live with me always.
326
00:18:25,514 --> 00:18:26,614
[DAN SIGHS]
327
00:18:26,782 --> 00:18:29,312
Caring, maybe. Honesty....
328
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,422
What are you trying to say?
329
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:37,610
I lied too.
330
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:43,628
Dan is not my real name.
331
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,133
I assumed it when I started school.
332
00:18:49,301 --> 00:18:52,531
You see. my parents were slightly rural.
333
00:18:52,705 --> 00:18:54,295
Pfft. Well, my parents were rural.
334
00:18:54,472 --> 00:18:56,942
They kept the pigs in my room.
335
00:18:58,977 --> 00:19:02,347
I was 6 before I realized
they weren't related to me.
336
00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,081
I'm sorry.
337
00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:09,484
You see, my folks, well,
they named their children and their pets...
338
00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:13,064
...after characters they would read about
in magazines or books.
339
00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:15,093
Dan.
340
00:19:16,026 --> 00:19:19,786
I want my baby named after you.
341
00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:22,657
The real you.
342
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,570
Everybody got their Kool-Aid
for the toast?
343
00:19:25,736 --> 00:19:27,526
MAC: Oh. yeah.
-Where's Benay?
344
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:30,044
-Hi, everybody.
ALL: Hi.
345
00:19:30,207 --> 00:19:36,077
I'd like for all of you to say hello
to my new son. Reinhold.
346
00:19:43,287 --> 00:19:45,977
-Reinhold?
-Uh-huh.
347
00:19:47,824 --> 00:19:49,994
Reinhold?
348
00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:53,423
Uh, were we interrupting something?
349
00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:56,496
No. not at all.
I was just about to toast to your children.
350
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,426
May they live long and prosper.
351
00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:00,938
ALL:
Cheers.
352
00:20:01,604 --> 00:20:05,604
Ah, and now, if you will excuse me....
353
00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:11,507
Reinhold?
354
00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:34,504
Can we talk?
355
00:20:37,472 --> 00:20:40,032
As you probably know...
356
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:47,248
...I don't subscribe
to any particular organized religion.
357
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,080
But then maybe neither do you. huh?
358
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,120
[SIGHS]
359
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,691
All right. I confess.
360
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,931
I've had more than my share
of spiritual doubt.
361
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:13,368
But then I've seen some pretty glaring
examples of man's inhumanity to man...
362
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:18,239
...come stomping through here
night after night.
363
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,707
After night.
364
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,783
You remember that guy?
365
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,691
Yeah.
366
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,758
You remember everything. don't you?
367
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,491
Well, I'm telling you...
368
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,367
...that one just about shook--
369
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:48,226
Shook my faith down to its foundation.
370
00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:55,001
And then...
371
00:21:57,247 --> 00:22:04,237
...you drop a brand-new life
right into my hands.
372
00:22:06,423 --> 00:22:08,263
[SIGHS]
373
00:22:11,594 --> 00:22:14,504
Well. if I could just have the answer
to a couple of questions.
374
00:22:14,664 --> 00:22:19,234
Like. if you've always been here.
then where did you come from?
375
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:26,640
And does man have the capacity
to rid himself of his own evil?
376
00:22:32,015 --> 00:22:34,505
And why is the sky blue?
377
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,360
Well, I can look that one up.
378
00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:44,725
But this baby stuff. boy...
379
00:22:45,295 --> 00:22:50,095
...I'm telling you.
that is not a cosmic accident.
380
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:53,003
I mean, you gave us Mozart.
381
00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:57,265
Van Gogh.
382
00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:02,243
Confucius.
383
00:23:04,213 --> 00:23:06,583
Dr. Martin Luther King.
384
00:23:10,052 --> 00:23:12,382
And Larry Byrd.
385
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:56,563
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