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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:07,031 [WHEEZ|NG] 2 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:12,203 Hey, how's it going. iudge-7 3 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:17,281 What about that Jets game on Sunday. huh? Did you see it? 4 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:21,348 Now. that is what I call one heck of a game. 5 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,745 You look a little bit thinner. You been working out? 6 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:26,454 [WHEEZES] 7 00:00:26,624 --> 00:00:29,064 I guess you noticed. huh? The e|evator's busted. 8 00:00:31,029 --> 00:00:34,159 It was working perfectly one minute. I turn around. bang. it's dead. 9 00:00:34,332 --> 00:00:36,392 Everybody started using the freight elevator. 10 00:00:36,568 --> 00:00:40,628 I mean. what are people supposed to do. walk up 18 flights of stairs? 11 00:00:41,473 --> 00:00:43,003 [LAUGHING] 12 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,310 I did it. I got them. 13 00:00:52,483 --> 00:00:55,453 I got them. I got them. I got them! 14 00:00:55,618 --> 00:00:58,488 I got them. I got them. I got them. 15 00:00:58,654 --> 00:01:02,684 Guess whose concert I got tickets to Saturday night. 16 00:01:02,859 --> 00:01:05,349 Oh. boy. charades. 17 00:01:06,529 --> 00:01:07,759 How many syllables? 18 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:10,419 Eddie Devon. 19 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:13,032 You're not very good at this. 20 00:01:14,736 --> 00:01:16,396 Hi. 9UY5- 21 00:01:17,438 --> 00:01:19,838 You will never guess what I just did. 22 00:01:21,509 --> 00:01:22,909 How did you get up here? 23 00:01:23,077 --> 00:01:26,167 Took the freight elevator just like everybody else. 24 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:30,978 I heard some jerk actually walked up all 18 flights. 25 00:01:31,151 --> 00:01:32,851 [BOTH LAUGHING] 26 00:01:37,091 --> 00:01:39,031 Your Honor. look. 27 00:01:39,193 --> 00:01:40,853 Miss Sullivan. look. 28 00:01:41,027 --> 00:01:42,357 -You too? -Uh-huh. 29 00:01:42,529 --> 00:01:47,259 Two tickets to the grand opening of the petting zoo in Central Park. 30 00:01:48,134 --> 00:01:51,504 You camped out all night for those. didn't you? 31 00:01:51,671 --> 00:01:55,161 Your Honor. these are Eddie Devon tickets. 32 00:01:55,341 --> 00:01:56,971 -Wow! -Yeah. 33 00:01:57,143 --> 00:01:59,513 Who's Eddie Devon? 34 00:02:00,113 --> 00:02:01,883 He's a rock ‘n’ roll star. sir. 35 00:02:02,048 --> 00:02:04,308 Oh. I don't keep up with that. Mac. You know that. 36 00:02:04,484 --> 00:02:06,984 Flo and I. we're into the old-timers. right. Flo? 37 00:02:07,153 --> 00:02:09,053 Sinatra. Tormé. right? 38 00:02:09,222 --> 00:02:12,852 Eddie has brown hair. green eyes. and 17 gold singles. 39 00:02:13,026 --> 00:02:15,456 His last LP went platinum in a week... 40 00:02:15,628 --> 00:02:19,188 ...and he just kicked off a 28-city concert tour. 41 00:02:19,732 --> 00:02:22,062 I would've had the best view of him at Woodstock... 42 00:02:22,235 --> 00:02:25,925 ...but they made me climb down from the light tower. 43 00:02:28,173 --> 00:02:29,903 Why? 44 00:02:30,074 --> 00:02:33,074 Some nonsense about wearing clothes. 45 00:02:33,244 --> 00:02:36,214 [CROWD SCREAMINGI 46 00:02:41,318 --> 00:02:45,048 -What the hell was that? -I don't know. 47 00:02:45,221 --> 00:02:49,251 But whatever it was. I hope nobody was in the hall when it went through. 48 00:03:36,339 --> 00:03:38,969 BULL: Now. wait. That's private stuff. Get over there. 49 00:03:39,142 --> 00:03:40,802 [ALL CHATTERINGI 50 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:47,710 Oh. my God. 51 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:54,951 People. people. People- 52 00:03:58,592 --> 00:04:01,432 If that is what you indeed are. 53 00:04:03,563 --> 00:04:04,623 Sit down! 54 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:08,827 Counsels. 55 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:12,372 Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on around here? 56 00:04:12,539 --> 00:04:16,699 Yes. Your Honor. There was a last-minute cancellation of the Eddie Devon concert. 57 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:21,037 His fans started chanting. "Up with famine." 58 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:27,984 Well. that is extreme behavior. but in light of the announced cance||ation-- 59 00:04:28,155 --> 00:04:31,015 That was before the announced cancellation. 60 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:34,925 And then after. I suppose things got a little out of hand? 61 00:04:35,095 --> 00:04:39,085 Luckily. the ritual human sacrifice was nipped in the bud. 62 00:04:39,265 --> 00:04:42,625 All right. Right this way. Right down the aisle here. Thank you. 63 00:04:42,802 --> 00:04:45,792 Come right this way. Thank you. Good. 64 00:04:47,907 --> 00:04:50,377 Sir. Eddie Devon's here. 65 00:04:50,543 --> 00:04:52,033 He's here? 66 00:04:53,245 --> 00:04:56,605 Oh. my God! I don't believe it! This is unreal! 67 00:04:59,852 --> 00:05:03,582 I mean. what an interesting development. 68 00:05:05,758 --> 00:05:10,388 Uh. Mr. Devon was assaulted by a promoter after he froze on-stage. 69 00:05:10,563 --> 00:05:12,003 Here's the arrest report. 70 00:05:13,499 --> 00:05:16,159 Bull. why are you wearing that thing? 71 00:05:16,702 --> 00:05:19,402 Oh. uh. some fans found out I was escorting Mr. Devon... 72 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:21,902 ...and I wanted to throw them off our trail. 73 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:26,013 I figured a disguise would help. 74 00:05:28,013 --> 00:05:30,143 You recognized me right away. didn't you? 75 00:05:37,256 --> 00:05:41,116 What do you expect from a man who keeps thumbtacks as pets? 76 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:48,060 Excuse me. Uh. can somebody tell me where Mr. Devon is? 77 00:05:48,234 --> 00:05:50,404 Yes. I can answer that. 78 00:05:50,568 --> 00:05:52,758 -You are...? -Hi. Dr. Charles Melnick. 79 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:55,497 I'm Eddie's psychiatrist and personal spokesman. 80 00:05:55,673 --> 00:05:58,173 -Where is he? -He's here. He's in this room. 81 00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:01,369 -Can I see him? -He has no comment. 82 00:06:01,545 --> 00:06:04,605 -A statement will be issued on this incident. -I would just like-- 83 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,982 It's my belief that Eddie froze on-stage... 84 00:06:07,151 --> 00:06:10,851 ...as a result of his latent performance anxiety. which has been heightened... 85 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:14,050 ...by his growing concern over the plight of the whales. 86 00:06:16,124 --> 00:06:18,064 -Your Honor. -Yes. Miss Sullivan? 87 00:06:18,226 --> 00:06:21,416 He's under my table. 88 00:06:23,465 --> 00:06:25,925 -What is he. nuts? -Of course not. 89 00:06:26,101 --> 00:06:30,231 But a personal appearance in this courtroom is simply out of the question. 90 00:06:30,405 --> 00:06:33,965 Well. fine. Then he can make a personal appearance in my office. 91 00:06:34,142 --> 00:06:35,912 Fifteen-minute recess. 92 00:06:36,077 --> 00:06:40,067 I hope that you're capable of treating him with the kind of respect and sensitivity... 93 00:06:40,247 --> 00:06:41,837 ...that this calls for. 94 00:06:43,149 --> 00:06:44,169 IWHISTLESI 95 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:46,580 Here. boy. Here. Eddie. Come on. boy. Here. boy. 96 00:06:46,753 --> 00:06:50,753 -Good. Good. -I'll put some newspaper down on my rug. 97 00:06:51,857 --> 00:06:53,617 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Hi. 98 00:06:54,226 --> 00:06:55,746 -I'm Willy. -I'm Wally. 99 00:06:55,927 --> 00:06:57,917 I'm woozy. 100 00:06:59,297 --> 00:07:00,767 We're looking for Eddie Devon. 101 00:07:00,932 --> 00:07:03,132 -We'd do anything-- -Anything. 102 00:07:03,301 --> 00:07:05,631 --to get close to him. 103 00:07:06,003 --> 00:07:07,973 BOTH [IN UNISON]: What do you do? 104 00:07:08,139 --> 00:07:10,369 Oh. I'm an assistant district... 105 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,912 ...sales rep for Eddie's record company. 106 00:07:15,012 --> 00:07:17,002 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Ooh. 107 00:07:18,049 --> 00:07:19,519 Once more. 108 00:07:19,684 --> 00:07:20,714 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Ooh. 109 00:07:23,387 --> 00:07:26,447 Forget about the lottery. Give me this one. 110 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:29,645 [CROWD SCREAMINGI 111 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:34,196 No. captain. no. I would not classify this as a possible crowd-control problem. no. 112 00:07:34,364 --> 00:07:37,994 I would call a thousand screaming fans burning me in effigy... 113 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:40,728 ...an existing crowd-control problem. 114 00:07:40,904 --> 00:07:43,174 Yes. so please do what you can. Mm-hm. 115 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:44,360 IKNOCKING ON DOOR] 116 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:45,981 Hold on. 117 00:07:47,243 --> 00:07:49,743 -Come on in. -Go on. Go on. Go on in. Eddie. 118 00:07:49,912 --> 00:07:54,942 Eddie. nobody's gonna hurt you. That's right. Now sit. 119 00:07:55,818 --> 00:07:57,718 Good boy. Ha. ha. 120 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,517 Hi. Eddie. 121 00:08:02,824 --> 00:08:05,234 -Hi. -Doc. I'd like to see Eddie alone... 122 00:08:05,393 --> 00:08:07,763 -...for a couple of minutes. -Absolutely not. 123 00:08:07,929 --> 00:08:11,089 Eddie's used to my constant presence as a support mechanism. 124 00:08:11,266 --> 00:08:13,256 -You did say he was all right. -Absolutely. 125 00:08:13,434 --> 00:08:15,774 -Fine. Get out. -Judge. 126 00:08:16,237 --> 00:08:19,607 Do you understand the phrase "separation anxiety"? 127 00:08:19,774 --> 00:08:22,644 Yeah. Do you understand the phrase "contempt of court"? 128 00:08:22,810 --> 00:08:25,300 Relax. Eddie. It'll be fun. 129 00:08:27,348 --> 00:08:30,078 Don't mention the word "womb." 130 00:08:31,786 --> 00:08:34,476 CROWD ICHANTINGI: Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. 131 00:08:34,656 --> 00:08:37,246 Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. 132 00:08:37,424 --> 00:08:41,024 Eddie. Eddie. Eddie.... 133 00:08:41,194 --> 00:08:46,504 -It's been a rough tour. eh. Eddie? -They ripped my hair out in Philadelphia. 134 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,897 Oh. they do that to everybody. 135 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:51,869 And in Cleveland. they sold pieces of my shirt. 136 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:54,029 Yeah. I've heard about rock fans doing that. 137 00:08:54,775 --> 00:08:56,935 I was still wearing it. 138 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:00,140 How long you been on tour. Eddie? 139 00:09:00,313 --> 00:09:02,113 Oh.... 140 00:09:02,281 --> 00:09:05,411 -Few nights. -Ouick. what year is it? 141 00:09:07,353 --> 00:09:09,343 '80-something. 142 00:09:10,756 --> 00:09:14,216 It's '85. Reagan is president. 143 00:09:14,727 --> 00:09:16,697 The actor? 144 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:22,573 It's a long story. 145 00:09:24,537 --> 00:09:27,367 So that's it? You're only interested in musicians? 146 00:09:27,974 --> 00:09:32,144 -That and music. -We love music. 147 00:09:33,012 --> 00:09:36,512 BOTH [IN UNISON]: We've got some of the best speakers in town. 148 00:09:39,719 --> 00:09:42,309 A really great pair. 149 00:09:42,487 --> 00:09:44,647 Mm.... 150 00:09:44,822 --> 00:09:47,192 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Stereo. 151 00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:50,188 Yeah. well. mono's for squares. 152 00:09:50,361 --> 00:09:52,131 HARRY: Hey. guys. 153 00:09:52,296 --> 00:09:55,356 -Where is he? HARRY: Who. Eddie? Oh. I sent him out. 154 00:09:55,532 --> 00:09:57,832 -You wha--? You sent him out? -Alone? 155 00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:00,131 Sure. Sent him to the zoo. What's the big deal? 156 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:03,003 The big deal? He's got the survival instincts of a cabbage! 157 00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:05,142 That's what's the big deal. 158 00:10:05,308 --> 00:10:07,208 Aren't we exaggerating a little bit. doc? 159 00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:10,867 Sir. don't you ever read Tiger Beat magazine? 160 00:10:11,814 --> 00:10:14,684 No. I let my subscription lapse. 161 00:10:14,851 --> 00:10:19,411 Eddie Devon hasn't been out in public alone in six years. 162 00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:28,490 Then you're saying I sent a defenseless. trusting human being into Central Park... 163 00:10:28,663 --> 00:10:31,503 ...at night. alone? 164 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:34,996 Does the word "oops" come to mind? 165 00:10:37,072 --> 00:10:40,742 Fifty-dollar fine and time served. Flo. Bull. 166 00:10:40,909 --> 00:10:46,779 -How many more have we got. Mac? -Minus the last four. 3000. 167 00:10:47,849 --> 00:10:49,869 Recess. 168 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,338 It's been over four hours. Judge Stone. 169 00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:56,291 I've sent out private detectives. No trace of him. 170 00:10:56,457 --> 00:10:59,587 Oh. I'm sure he'll show up somewhere. eventually. 171 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:04,530 -Thank you. Miss Sullivan. -In a lake. In a riverbed. 172 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,958 -Thank you. Miss Sullivan. -She's right. 173 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,694 I know for a fact that something unspeakably horrible... 174 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,740 ...has already happened to him. 175 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:16,396 Maybe it's the same thing that happened to his bass player at that party. 176 00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:19,667 -What happened? -He choked on his tongue. 177 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:25,446 He choked on his own tongue? 178 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:28,319 Now. wait a minute. That's right. 179 00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:32,819 They never were able to verify whose tongue it was. 180 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,632 I feel great. 181 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,126 [SCREAMINGI 182 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,134 Why. look who's here. 183 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,140 Eddie. You're okay. 184 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,796 -I feel great. -Hey. uh-- Where were you? 185 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:53,905 -The zoo. I touched a goat. -That's how I got started. 186 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,418 You shou|d've seen it. Dr. Melnick. People didn't even recognize me. 187 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:05,528 One guy even came up to me and said. "Watch it. scum face." Ha. ha. 188 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,792 Oh. how beautiful. 189 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,622 Eddie. Eddie. 190 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,526 This is just the way it started the last time. 191 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,759 -Just the way what started? -He doubted me... 192 00:12:15,934 --> 00:12:19,274 ...only for a few minutes. in the spring of 1981. 193 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:22,868 But we got through that one together. didn't we. Eddie? 194 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:26,871 Wait a minute. Are you saying that his going to the petting zoo was wrong? 195 00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:29,414 -I'm confused. -So am I. 196 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:32,640 Come on. Eddie. We're going home. We'll cancel the tour. We'||-- 197 00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:34,307 We'll go sit in the sand. 198 00:12:34,485 --> 00:12:36,245 If what I did was wrong... 199 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:40,580 ...if how I felt was wrong. then what's the point? 200 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:43,058 -We'll talk about this outside. -Don't touch me. 201 00:12:43,226 --> 00:12:44,886 -Eddie. -Don't talk to me. 202 00:12:46,629 --> 00:12:49,059 Nobody talk to me. 203 00:12:49,465 --> 00:12:52,325 -Thank you. -Doctor. 204 00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:56,131 That man is obviously exhausted. He just needs some time to himself. 205 00:12:56,305 --> 00:12:59,065 Are you crazy? The man is obviously crumbling. 206 00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:00,831 He's on the verge of regressing... 207 00:13:01,009 --> 00:13:03,769 ...into a dangerously unstable phase of his early childhood. 208 00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:06,205 Doctor. you're the one who's being childish. 209 00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:10,151 I am a licensed psychotherapist. I am never childish. 210 00:13:10,318 --> 00:13:13,518 That Devon guy's ready to throw himself down the elevator shaft. 211 00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:15,208 ISINGSONGI Na-na-na na-na 212 00:13:22,596 --> 00:13:24,216 Everybody just keep back. 213 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,656 I'm not fooling around here. 214 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:30,104 -Do what he says. people. MELNICK: Shh. shh.... 215 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,500 Eddie. Eddie. Hey. 216 00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:37,513 Let's just take a few deep breaths here. okay? 217 00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:47,275 Well? 218 00:13:47,453 --> 00:13:49,893 I feel much better. Thanks. 219 00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:53,616 -Doc. -Eddie. 220 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,852 You're a very sick man. 221 00:13:56,027 --> 00:13:59,617 Doc. I just took a walk. I went out. 222 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,528 I talked to a bag lady. 223 00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:04,529 I felt as free as I've ever felt in my entire life... 224 00:14:04,702 --> 00:14:06,292 ...and you're telling me I'm sick? 225 00:14:06,936 --> 00:14:08,896 Yes. 226 00:14:09,072 --> 00:14:10,902 -Nice meeting you all. CHRISTINE: Eddie. 227 00:14:12,442 --> 00:14:15,102 Suicide is crazy. 228 00:14:21,317 --> 00:14:24,407 You've done this before. haven't you? 229 00:14:26,022 --> 00:14:28,552 Eddie. she's right. This is no answer. 230 00:14:28,725 --> 00:14:30,515 I know. 231 00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:32,947 I don't wanna jump. 232 00:14:34,162 --> 00:14:36,652 Somebody. please. tell me what to do here. 233 00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:41,233 If you could just make this out to June and Butch. 234 00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:46,129 Grandma and Grandpa. They love him. 235 00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:51,967 Look. now. for your information... 236 00:14:52,147 --> 00:14:54,047 ...I take this subject very seriously. 237 00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:56,406 All I'm wondering is if we could get together... 238 00:14:56,585 --> 00:15:00,575 ...and discuss the various relationships you've had with your musical idols. 239 00:15:01,589 --> 00:15:05,149 I happen to be working toward my Ph.D. in sociology... 240 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:08,516 ...and the subject of early tribal chants... 241 00:15:10,398 --> 00:15:12,488 ...and rhythms... 242 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:16,697 ...and their symbiotic relationships to both the male and female libidos... 243 00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:19,311 ...is directly related to my thesis. 244 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,240 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Sounds great. 245 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:25,380 Fine. Say the Astro Motel around midnight? 246 00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:27,935 -Oh. we can't. -Not tonight. 247 00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:29,914 We've already got a date. 248 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,743 BOTH [IN UNISON]: With him. 249 00:15:42,428 --> 00:15:43,488 Hi-ya. 250 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,430 Now. what has he got that I don't have? 251 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,898 BOTH [IN UNISON]: He's got one of those. 252 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:56,470 IRHYTHMIC BEATS PLAYING ON KEYBOARD] 253 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,100 BOTH [IN UNISON]: See you at midnight. 254 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:03,368 Sure thing. kids. 255 00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:06,043 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Bye. 256 00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:16,082 MELNICK: Edward. 257 00:16:16,491 --> 00:16:19,391 I am very cross with you. 258 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,962 Tough tepees. 259 00:16:23,965 --> 00:16:28,225 Oh. boy. Mister Rogers gets obscene. 260 00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,267 What did you say to me? 261 00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:36,532 -Nothing. doc. I'm sorry. -Let's go home. Eddie. now. 262 00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:42,476 -All right. -That's it? You're giving in just like that? 263 00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:46,419 -You're gonna do what he wants? -Christine. he saved the man's life. 264 00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:49,747 Yeah. well. why don't I just shut up. then? 265 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:53,948 Congratulations. doc. You saved the man's life. 266 00:16:54,128 --> 00:16:57,588 -Of course. what kind of life is it. Eddie? -Well. it.... 267 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:58,985 Well. tell him. 268 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,726 He needs structure in his life. I provide that. 269 00:17:01,902 --> 00:17:03,462 -For a hefty fee. -Hey. 270 00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:07,267 You can't get good psychological therapy at Kmart. fella. 271 00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:10,068 Eddie. isn't there anything you miss? 272 00:17:10,244 --> 00:17:13,184 Isn't there something you wanted to do. and he wouldn't let you? 273 00:17:13,347 --> 00:17:14,937 Well. I... 274 00:17:15,581 --> 00:17:18,241 ...wou|d've liked to have gone to my high school reunion. 275 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:21,848 Do you know what kind of diseases there are in a gymnasium? 276 00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:25,322 Several were named after me. 277 00:17:27,492 --> 00:17:30,222 I would've liked to have gone to my father's funeral. 278 00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:33,455 You weren't allowed to go to your father's funeral? 279 00:17:35,232 --> 00:17:38,632 Do you know how depressing those things are? 280 00:17:38,802 --> 00:17:40,672 Eddie. I'm not much of a psychologist... 281 00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:44,967 ...but I'd bet that you'd have a better shot with Doc Severinsen than with this clown. 282 00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:48,631 Listen. judge. you're treading on very thin ice here. 283 00:17:48,812 --> 00:17:52,152 Harry. I know you're trying to help. but you're wrong about Dr. Melnick. 284 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,405 He's not with me just for the money. 285 00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:57,949 And I'll prove it. 286 00:17:58,154 --> 00:18:00,094 -How? _Uh__ 287 00:18:00,256 --> 00:18:01,776 How? 288 00:18:02,591 --> 00:18:04,751 I'll give away everything I own. 289 00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:07,746 I better go lock up Dan. 290 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:10,990 -No. Eddie. that wasn't-- -Come on. let's go. 291 00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:12,885 -No. Eddie. What I meant was-- -Eddie. 292 00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:16,696 Creating monsters is your hobby. isn't it? 293 00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:24,541 Hey. you. You like jewelry? 294 00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:27,651 Here. This one's got a 2-karat emerald. 295 00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:30,224 I'd hold out for 60 grand. 296 00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:33,913 Okay. everybody. whoever wants it. cash. stocks. bonds... 297 00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:37,247 ...|'|| be in the courtroom giving it away. 298 00:18:44,865 --> 00:18:47,325 This makes up for the twins. 299 00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:52,740 Okay. I got a shopping center. 300 00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:54,236 ALL: Me. Me. 301 00:18:54,407 --> 00:18:55,567 It's in Milwaukee. 302 00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:57,001 [CROWD GROANINGI 303 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,336 Eddie. come on. 304 00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:02,842 Aren't we tired of playing this silly little game? 305 00:19:03,014 --> 00:19:08,854 Monopoly is a game. He's giving away the whole enchilada. 306 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:12,764 lCOUGH|NGl 307 00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:14,124 lDAN CLEARS THROAT] 308 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:15,852 EDDIE: Oh. heh. 309 00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:19,657 Mr. Fielding. I've got something for you. 310 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,560 This is a 1959 Gibson Les Paul Special with twin pickups. 311 00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:28,638 There are only 12 of these that were made. 312 00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:32,866 It was a gift to me on my 16th birthday from my father. 313 00:19:33,044 --> 00:19:39,254 His only wish in life was to see his son succeed at his first love: music. 314 00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:42,582 I want you to have this. 315 00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:51,885 |'m.... I don't know what to say. 316 00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:54,389 I'm honored. 317 00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:57,704 I'll always be grateful. Thank you. 318 00:19:59,735 --> 00:20:01,965 Have this appraised. 319 00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:11,236 This is just getting ridiculous. He just wants my attention. 320 00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:13,854 Okay. I got a Caribbean island. 321 00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:15,806 That's mine! 322 00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:17,845 You promised. 323 00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:20,748 They were right. 324 00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:23,220 You lied to me. 325 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,620 You've been lying to me for 10 years. 326 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:30,256 It doesn't matter anymore. You figured him out. and that's what counts. 327 00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,163 He said he cared about me. 328 00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:37,426 He said that. one day. I'd be all right. 329 00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:39,967 Well. I'm not all right. doc. 330 00:20:40,142 --> 00:20:42,912 -And I'm gonna make you pay for it. -Eddie. wait. 331 00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:44,669 Oh. great! Bad publicity. 332 00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:48,306 You know they've been talking series with me and Joyce Brothers? 333 00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:54,006 Eddie. please don't do it! 334 00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:57,246 I have to. Harry. 335 00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:01,359 Well. thanks for everything. Dr. Melnick. 336 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,498 Eddie. sweetheart. you've got so much to live for. 337 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,764 -But I gave it all away. -Oh. yeah. right. 338 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:12,204 So you live with this. you scum. 339 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,795 [ALL SCREAM] 340 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,836 [BREATHING HEAVILYI 341 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,736 Surprise. 342 00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:28,854 I'm standing on top of the elevator. 343 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:32,720 I want you dead. 344 00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:34,579 But whY-7 345 00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:37,348 You said I have so much to live for. 346 00:21:37,526 --> 00:21:39,816 Well. what do you think. guys? My first joke. 347 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,554 CHRISTINE: Ha. ha. -It killed me. 348 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,258 Thanks for everything. guys. 349 00:21:46,434 --> 00:21:51,434 Now if you'll excuse me. I have a few zoos to check out. 350 00:21:52,106 --> 00:21:54,296 Oh. by the way. Dr. Melnick... 351 00:21:54,475 --> 00:21:55,495 [SN|FFS] 352 00:21:55,677 --> 00:21:58,007 ...I kept all the Swiss bank accounts. 353 00:21:58,179 --> 00:22:00,479 I mean. I may be stupid... 354 00:22:01,048 --> 00:22:03,178 ...but I'm not crazy. 355 00:22:14,728 --> 00:22:16,558 Hi. Dan. 356 00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:21,234 Well. if it isn't Count Basie. 357 00:22:23,769 --> 00:22:26,099 How'd you enjoy your evening with the twins? 358 00:22:26,272 --> 00:22:27,542 I wrote a poem about it. 359 00:22:33,012 --> 00:22:35,212 This is volume one. 360 00:22:43,355 --> 00:22:46,715 "'The Azzari Sisters: An Adventure in Verse.' 361 00:22:46,892 --> 00:22:49,292 By Bull Shannon." 362 00:22:52,398 --> 00:22:56,358 Double your pleasure Double your fun 363 00:22:56,969 --> 00:23:01,299 I used to have yearnings And now I got none 364 00:23:06,112 --> 00:23:08,342 CROWD ICHANTINGI: Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. 365 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,854 Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. 366 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,206 Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. 367 00:23:13,385 --> 00:23:15,715 -Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. -Mel. Mel. Mel. 368 00:23:15,888 --> 00:23:19,878 CROWD: Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. -Mel. Mel. Mel. 369 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,053 [ENGLISH SDHl 370 00:24:01,103 --> 00:24:05,653 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28322

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