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I cannot believe this article
on tax shelters.
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It says the IRS will let you invest
in anything...
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...from race horses to windmills
to bull semen.
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I gave blood...
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...that's as far as it goes.
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lCHUCKLESl
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Could we possibly talk about
something other than bodily fluids?
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Sure. Who's the bimbo in red?
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Her name is Sheila.
She's new in the Records Department.
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And from what I understand.
she's a pretty tough customer.
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Say no more.
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She thinks you're a jerk.
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We haven't even met.
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It's not a prerequisite.
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Shefla?
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-Yes?
-Dan Fielding. assistant district attorney.
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-Is there some kind of trouble. Mr. Fielding?
-No. Ha-ha-ha.
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No. no. no.
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I heard you're new...
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...and I was wondering if you would like
to get the inside scoop from an old hand.
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What is it you really want?
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Well. how about. say. dinner at Sardi's.
maybe catch Bobbie Short at the Carlyle?
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I think all you're really interested in
is sex.
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[LAUGHS]
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[SPEAKS IN FRENCH THEN LAUGHS]
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I assure you that my intentions
are completely ethical.
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I am emphatically not some
sort of a beast on the prowl...
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...for meaningless, primitive sex.
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Too bad.
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I respect honesty in a person.
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All I'm really interested in is sex.
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You are spineless and desperate.
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All the qualities I look for in a man.
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Meet me at midnight.
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Midnight? Midnight.
Yes. midnight. that's good.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Thank you. thank you. thank you.
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-My address?
-Yes. that too.
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And don't be late.
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I punish for tardiness.
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-So?
-Red or white wine?
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-To go with?
-Humiliation.
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-Red.
-Thought so.
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ICHATTERING INDISTINCTLYI
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Do you realize
how late I'm going to get to Sheila's?
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What's she gonna do. spank you?
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Jealous?
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Of a tawdry one-night stand? Please.
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What's it gonna
leave you with tomorrow?
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God forbid something lasting should develop.
What would you do then?
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Take these.
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-What's next, Mac?
-Slotkin. Leonard.
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Breaking and entering.
grand theft larceny.
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Where I come from.
we don't have any courts or jails...
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...or police officers. or even any laws.
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Jersey. Been there.
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Mr. Prosecutor.
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Mr. Slotkin broke into
an electronics supply store...
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...and stole $600 worth of equipment.
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Tubes. transistors. cables.
that sort of thing.
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Well. Mr. Slotkin. hello. how are you?
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I'm sick. I'm dying.
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I'm being slowly poisoned...
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...by the oxygen concentration
of your atmosphere.
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Not an oxygen kind of guy.
eh. Mr. Slotkin?
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I can take it for short periods of time...
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...but my system is used
to methane and ammonia.
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-He's from New Jersey.
-I'm not from New Jersey!
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I'm from Saturn.
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Aha.
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You know. I had a john once
who claimed he was a Martian.
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Came down to Earth
to conquer the human race. right?
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Convention.
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Sir. my client has been examined
by a physician...
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...and found to be in perfect health.
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Physically.
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Mr. Slotkin?
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Your medical technology is insufficient.
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My system is too complex
for your archaic diagnostic tools.
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He ate his stethoscope.
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That's why I took
the electronics components.
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I am trying to fashion a transmitter
so that I can call back home to Saturn.
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That's all I want. judge.
I just wanna go home.
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-I just wanna go home.
-Oh. let him go home.
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-Send him back to Jersey.
-Yeah.
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Settle down. counsels.
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I'd like to grant a continuance...
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-...pending a psychiatric evaluation.
-Agreed.
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[IN FOREIGN ACCENT]
Ready to beam him aboard. sir. Ha-ha-ha.
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Continuance. it is. Next case.
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Do you mean I'm going to
have to stay locked up?
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No. you'll be in a medical facility.
Mr. Slotkin. not in jail.
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Wait. I don't think you understand.
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I'm going to be dead within 48 hours
if I don't get back to Saturn.
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You're just gonna have to trust me
on this one. You'll be fine.
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-Bull?
-Can I get you anything. Mr. Slotkin?
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-Coffee? Tea?
-My system is starved for ammonia.
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Mop & Glo it is.
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Hurry UP-
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Keep your pants on. counselor.
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If I stay here. I'm gonna have to.
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Next case. Your Honor.
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Endangered and attempted assault.
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Michel Fouquet v. everybody
on l.R. T. Subway Car Number 3507.
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-Everybody?
-Uh-huh.
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Judge.
it was just a little misunderstanding.
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The plaintiff is here
on vacation from France.
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He entered the 7th Avenue subway.
asked the passengers for change of a dollar.
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These five commuters pulled these weapons
and held him until the transit police arrived.
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We thought he was dangerous.
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-We thought he was crazy.
-What did he do?
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-He talked to us.
-Ah.
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Sir. if I might interject.
these are not a gang of thugs.
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These are just ordinary citizens...
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...influenced by the current paranoia
about violence on the subways.
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Basically. they're just good.
decent human beings.
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What is that thing?
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Surface-to-air missile. sir.
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I see your point.
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Judge. it wasn't loaded.
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I was just using it for intimidation.
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People. people. people.
now. I understand your fears...
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...but don't you see
you are contributing to the problem?
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You are escalating the tension
that threatens to tear at the very fabric...
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...that binds us together
as civilized human beings.
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-What I'm trying to say is that--
-We don't get the guns back?
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No. you don't get the guns back.
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They will stay here as evidence
and I hope they're confiscated permanently.
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Now. as for Monsieur Fouquet...
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...I hope that you can still enjoy
this city of ours...
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...with its diversity and its energy. its--
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Couldn't afford the Bahamas. could you?
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All right. now. Everybody. just stay calm.
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-Are there bullets in that thing?
-No.
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-Are you sure?
-No.
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Put those guns away. Now!
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So. hi. Mr. Slotkin.
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-Good to see you again.
-Hello.
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Well. what seems to be the problem?
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Problem?
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Well. yeah. the chasing.
the screaming. the gun.
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Oh. that.
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Mr. Slotkin. now. I know
you're a reasonable human being--
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I'm not a human being!
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Right. I forgot.
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-I have demands.
-Shoot.
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Oh. God. please. no. no.
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Come on. Dan. Even he knew
what I meant and he's crazy.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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I want parts to fashion a transmitter
so I can contact my people.
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I have a list. Here.
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-Mac.
-Yeah. I'll get right on it. sir.
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Though I think
we may be out of plutonium.
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You can substitute Spam.
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Got it.
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And I need sustenance.
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Bull. get him whatever he wants.
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What kind of sustenance?
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Nitrogen. phosphorous. magnesium. zinc.
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Refish?
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On the side.
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A|rightY-
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Mr. Slotkin. I want everyone else
in the courtroom to go.
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I'm sorry. I can't do that.
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Trust me. They'll be all right.
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Why should I trust you?
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All right.
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As a gesture of goodwill.
I'll let one of these two go.
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-Good luck.
-Dan.
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I am young.
I have got my entire life in front of me.
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I'll let the lady go.
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You can forget the 10 bucks I owe you.
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Don't worry.
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If I shoot you...
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...|'|| resurrect you with a couple
of paper clips and a candle.
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I'm looking forward to that.
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If there were only something else
we can do.
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Why can't we find anyone
who can talk sense to him?
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A friend. a relative.
anyone who can communicate with him.
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There's a guy from Neptune in holding.
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You're right. Language problem.
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Christine.
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In case I don't make it out of here.
there's something I think you should know.
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I have undressed you in my mind...
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...every night
since the second I laid eyes on you.
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And I think we would have been
incredible together.
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Harry's promised me your parking space.
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Hi.
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-Somebody call for the A-Team?
-I beg your pardon?
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It was a joke.
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I'm just not very funny. that's all.
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I'm Judge Stone.
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Commander Tucker. emergency services.
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-Where do you want the snipers?
-Snipers?
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Isn't there a chance you're gonna hit
one of the hostages?
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What's your point?
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I would like to settle
this matter nonviolently. if possible.
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Your Honor. there's a lunatic in there.
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And my statistics show that he's gonna
open fire within the next 20 minutes.
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Well. maybe I should go in
and talk to him myself.
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-Phil. how many body bags we have?
-Should I bring the food in now?
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Hey. I saw something
on 60 Minutes once...
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...where the hostage negotiating team
drugged the food...
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...before they took it in to the terrorists.
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60 Minutes?
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Never heard of it.
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It's on opposite Punky Brewster.
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Oh. well. no wonder.
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Listen. can we drug the food?
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-Sure. we do it all the time.
-Great.
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Come on. Phil.
let's break out the needles.
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Now. whatever you do.
don't try this at home.
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That was a joke.
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They hate me. I can tell.
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Mr. Slotkin. I brought you the nitrogen.
magnesium and phosphorous.
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Being from Saturn.
you're probably not familiar...
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...with the Earth forms
of these substances.
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-Where's my scratch game?
-Bye.
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ICLEARS THROAT]
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Are you gonna eat both of those?
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Go ahead.
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I'm starving.
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Hmm.
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You gonna eat or what?
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I just wanna see
what's going to happen to you.
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What are you talking about?
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I just wanna see if they drugged the food.
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Don't you ever watch 60 Minutes?
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IHUMMINGI
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Mr. Slotkin?
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Mr. Slotkin. I just wanna help you.
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Is there anyone we can call.
your wife or your parents?
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No. I'm not married.
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-Parents moved to the old neighborhood.
-The old neighborhood.
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Way out on the seventh moon of Saturn.
That's where I grew up.
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It was just our family and two others
on this barren. lifeless sphere of ice.
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-How about yourself?
-Buffalo.
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Oh. my God.
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Yeah. but I miss it sometimes.
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I know what you mean. I miss the rings.
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-The rings?
-Oh. they're beautiful.
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Sometimes when the sun hits them
just right...
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...the whole sky sparkles
with these vibrant colors.
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Sounds wonderful.
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Oh. It is.
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You know. up on this place Saturn...
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...well. there's no war.
there's no poverty. and there's no hunger.
248
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Is that right. Mr. Slotkin?
249
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Absolutely.
We solved those problems eons ago.
250
00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:28,344
Sir. do you realize
that instead of fighting...
251
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:31,537
...they solve global disputes
with bowling tournaments?
252
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:36,220
Well. I can't confirm that.
253
00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:39,184
Well. what's so strange about that?
254
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,130
I mean. look at the way
you still do things down here.
255
00:15:42,296 --> 00:15:45,886
I mean. you take any opportunity
to murder each other...
256
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:49,497
...you tear down your forests.
you poison your streams.
257
00:15:50,071 --> 00:15:54,441
On my planet. everything grows.
258
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:57,598
We have no violence. no oppression.
259
00:15:57,778 --> 00:16:01,768
No famine. no cruelty. no hatred.
260
00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:04,248
-You've been there.
-No.
261
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,850
But I can imagine it.
262
00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:09,179
Most of us can imagine it.
263
00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:14,124
Some of us want it so bad
that when we can't find it here...
264
00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,922
...we imagine it someplace else.
265
00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:19,729
What are you talking about?
266
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:23,387
You're describing utopia. Mr. Slotkin.
267
00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,398
That is an ideal place.
268
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:28,340
Men have been looking for it
since the beginning of time.
269
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:31,906
But it doesn't exist here.
270
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,695
Sometimes I wonder
if it exists anywhere.
271
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:36,238
Oh. it exists. all right.
272
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,382
Believe me. I've been there.
273
00:16:38,547 --> 00:16:41,137
-I'll vouch for him on that.
-Dan.
274
00:16:42,016 --> 00:16:45,106
I love you. Harry.
275
00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:47,216
Thank you. Dan.
276
00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:49,919
-What a fruitcake. huh?
-Mr. Slotkin...
277
00:16:50,991 --> 00:16:52,321
...please. give me the gun.
278
00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:54,693
-No. you stay away from me.
-Mr. Slotkin.
279
00:16:55,262 --> 00:17:00,292
If I had my life to live over again.
I would live it as a blond.
280
00:17:01,635 --> 00:17:05,295
Please. don't make me restrain you.
281
00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:07,802
Oh. that's all you people ever do.
282
00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:12,135
You think of new reasons
for using violence.
283
00:17:12,312 --> 00:17:15,372
You just get people out of the way
if they step out of line.
284
00:17:15,549 --> 00:17:17,849
That's all your species understands.
285
00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:20,414
I mean. God forbid...
286
00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:25,145
...you should actually listen to somebody
if they're different.
287
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,261
I'd like to place a collect call. please.
288
00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:35,223
[OBJECT CLATTERINGI
289
00:17:40,403 --> 00:17:41,433
Is he--?
290
00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:45,469
Well. that was refreshing.
291
00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:47,772
Where's the gun?
292
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,473
This is the city.
293
00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:53,813
My name is Fielding.
294
00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:57,506
-I'm a cop.
-What happened?
295
00:17:57,686 --> 00:18:00,946
-Everything's under control.
-The lights went out in the building.
296
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,853
Yeah. must've blown a fuse
when he turned the thing on.
297
00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:06,356
It wasn't a fuse.
298
00:18:06,528 --> 00:18:08,828
It was my people.
299
00:18:10,497 --> 00:18:13,127
You see any of them here?
300
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,530
No. they're not here.
301
00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:18,502
But suffice it to say
that they have healed me.
302
00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:21,112
They effected a large-scale
transference of energy...
303
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:24,214
...which repaired my malfunctioning
Earth adaptation devices.
304
00:18:24,377 --> 00:18:26,437
Mr. Slotkin.
are you sure you feel all right?
305
00:18:26,613 --> 00:18:30,353
Oh. yes. I'm fit as a yefgotrod.
306
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:33,648
You look it.
307
00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:36,154
Somebody here called for a pick up?
308
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,523
Yeah. the guy in the plaid jacket there
is from Saturn.
309
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:41,963
-That's strange.
-You kidding.
310
00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:46,118
Yeah. they usually come in the spring
when the planet makes its closest approach.
311
00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:47,788
Come on. Al.
312
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,797
Your Honor.
313
00:18:50,769 --> 00:18:51,789
Greetings.
314
00:18:51,971 --> 00:18:54,241
As a representative
from our Earth's government...
315
00:18:54,406 --> 00:18:58,966
...we invite you to join us on a tour
of one of our native medical institutions.
316
00:18:59,144 --> 00:19:02,054
We feel it will be beneficial
to both our peoples...
317
00:19:02,214 --> 00:19:05,384
...and will help to promote
a mutual trust and harmony...
318
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,421
...between our two worlds.
319
00:19:08,787 --> 00:19:10,807
Thank you.
320
00:19:11,489 --> 00:19:13,959
Thank you very much.
321
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,415
I'd be honored.
322
00:19:16,593 --> 00:19:19,563
Beats the hell out of wrestling them
to the ground.
323
00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:22,003
SLOTKIN:
Judge.
324
00:19:22,164 --> 00:19:25,264
I want you to know that I respect you.
325
00:19:25,434 --> 00:19:27,464
And I even like you.
326
00:19:27,636 --> 00:19:29,536
But I hope you won't be hurt too much...
327
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:32,444
...when you realize
that you're finally doomed.
328
00:19:33,408 --> 00:19:35,708
Oh. I don't know. Mr. Slotkin.
329
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:38,106
Some of us still have hope.
330
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:42,049
Me. I've got a feeling that someday
we're all gonna come together...
331
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:47,146
...and we're gonna figure out a way
to make this fragile little world of ours...
332
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:49,761
...a really wonderful place to live.
333
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:54,731
[LAUGHS]
334
00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:56,725
That's crazy.
335
00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:10,874
-Where's Dan?
-Over there. licking the floor.
336
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,543
SHEILA:
Dan?
337
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:17,809
Ready?
338
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,677
I'll be waiting outside.
339
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:38,064
And they say romance is dead.
340
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,709
IYAWNS]
341
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:51,776
Oh. I forgot.
How did it go last night. Dan?
342
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,507
ICHUCKLESI
343
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:56,415
Mac. Mac. Mac.
344
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,748
I have no idea.
345
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:01,763
I think I blacked out at the curb.
346
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:03,986
Well. you gave it your best shot.
347
00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,691
Dan.
348
00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:06,922
Oh. Sheila.
349
00:21:07,097 --> 00:21:08,357
Um....
350
00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:10,859
About last night--
351
00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:13,634
Oh. you magnificent beast. you.
352
00:21:13,802 --> 00:21:16,002
I'm still trying to catch my breath.
353
00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:18,111
You were incredible.
354
00:21:19,273 --> 00:21:20,763
I was?
355
00:21:20,942 --> 00:21:26,352
Oh. I mean--
I mean. it was nice. wasn't it?
356
00:21:26,514 --> 00:21:29,314
Aren't you being just a bit modest?
357
00:21:29,484 --> 00:21:32,394
Well. maybe a bit. Heh.
358
00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:35,148
So how about tonight?
359
00:21:36,124 --> 00:21:40,394
We'll never be able to top last night.
360
00:21:41,495 --> 00:21:45,085
Let's not spoil it by trying.
361
00:21:49,169 --> 00:21:51,429
Let's spoil it.
362
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,470
I remember...
363
00:22:00,813 --> 00:22:03,083
...a catcher's mitt.
364
00:22:06,752 --> 00:22:09,952
RADIO ANNOUNCER: The latest breaking
news, four killed in Queens shooting spree...
365
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,682
...a family freezes to death,
and on a lighter note...
366
00:22:12,858 --> 00:22:15,828
...three million gallons of sewage
spills into the Hudson River.
367
00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:19,024
We'll be right back after this message.
368
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,556
-What's new?
-Murder and mayhem.
369
00:22:21,732 --> 00:22:23,002
What's new with you?
370
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,857
There's brown stuff coming out
of the drinking fountain.
371
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,841
-We're ready.
-I'll be there.
372
00:22:29,005 --> 00:22:30,905
OkaY-
373
00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:36,570
And on a local note,
last night's mysterious blackout...
374
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:39,106
...which affected one square mile
of Manhattan...
375
00:22:39,282 --> 00:22:41,582
...is still resisting any easy explanation.
376
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,280
Con Ed said there was no indication
of any malfunction.
377
00:22:44,453 --> 00:22:47,623
A spokesman commented,
''It was like some appliance was hooked up...
378
00:22:47,789 --> 00:22:51,119
...and/ust sucked all of the energy
out of the system for a couple of seconds. "
379
00:22:51,293 --> 00:22:54,593
Heh-heh. A UFO, lguess.
380
00:23:56,792 --> 00:23:58,792
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381
00:23:58,842 --> 00:24:03,392
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