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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:13,145 I had all these arcade games shipped from Achmachistan. 3 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:16,548 There's "smack-a-genie," "yakman," and "mule king Jr." 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,117 Oh, dude, I'll play mule king Jr. 5 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:25,824 So, how do I play? 6 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,292 Donkey: Hee-haw! 7 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:30,262 That is how you play. 8 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,230 You won, baby! 9 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,297 What? 10 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,632 Oh, I don't believe it. 11 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,868 That was my first time playing. 12 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,302 Hey, how do I get more tokens? 13 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,905 Ah, you put your dollar in the chi-chi-change machine 14 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,673 and then you will get your tokens. 15 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,175 Oh, all right. 16 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,011 (Squeaking) 17 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,114 What the heck was that? 18 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,883 That was the chi-chi. 19 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:01,060 (Middle eastern music plays) 20 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,630 Jerry, dude, why aren't you training? 21 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,865 Your black belt test is in a couple of days. 22 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,567 You know how important this is to Rudy. 23 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,569 There isn't anywhere he'd rather be. 24 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,172 I am outta here! 25 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,742 Headed to Beijing for two weeks. 26 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:20,612 Karate magazine just named me sensei of the year. 27 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:21,680 What about our test? 28 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,848 What test? 29 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,583 Our belt ranking test. 30 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,351 Oh! Oh, that test. 31 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:29,655 Of course. I take belt ranking very seriously. 32 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,857 Milton's going for his blue... 33 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:31,990 - brown. - Brown. 34 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,058 And Jerry's going for his green... 35 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,193 - black. - Black. 36 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,549 - And that's why Jeff... - Jack! 37 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:38,130 Jack will be giving you your test while I'm in Japan. 38 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:40,032 - All: China! - Whatever! 39 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:45,604 Hey guys, you know what the best part about being named sensei of the year is? 40 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,706 You finally get the recognition you deserve. 41 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,708 (Scoffs) No. 42 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,344 I get to rub it in Ty's face. 43 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:56,615 I just called him at his new job at roller rubs and he's on his way over now. 44 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:01,186 Roller rubs, mobile massage! 45 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:03,122 I'm looking for, uh... "Harry buns." 46 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,389 (Snickering) 47 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,390 Harry buns? 48 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,026 I need Harry buns. 49 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,628 (Chuckling) 50 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,097 What's so funny? I want Harry buns! 51 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:17,369 Don't you get all tough with me 52 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:21,406 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me 53 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:24,042 and we could have a ball run up the wall 54 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,944 - that's just how we do - Come on 55 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,080 and no matter how much I chop and punch 56 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:30,916 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 57 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,085 here we go let's start the party 58 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,720 chop it up like it's karate 59 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,355 everybody 60 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:39,358 won't you come kick it with me 61 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,327 and we could have a ball run up the wall 62 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,229 - that's just how we do - Come on 63 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,198 and no matter how much I chop and punch 64 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,034 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 65 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:55,707 ...fifty seven. 66 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,009 Fifty eight. 67 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,844 Jerry: Fifty nine. 68 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,412 Sixty. 69 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,061 Whew. 70 00:03:01,092 --> 00:03:03,679 Counting is hard, man. Here's your tip. 71 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,887 I can't believe you. 72 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,602 Jack old us that we had to do a hundred push ups before he got back. 73 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:14,426 You see, that's the difference between you and I, Milton. 74 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,361 I'm not worried about what Jack thinks. 75 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,764 He's coming. 76 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:27,039 Nine hundred ninety nine... One thousand! 77 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,907 Woo! (Sighs) 78 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,375 Try to keep up, Milton. 79 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:34,213 I know you just did your fake sweat spray-bottle thing. 80 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:37,049 I can't believe you think that. 81 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:40,252 Jerry, you're the most physically gifted guy in the dojo. 82 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,387 I'm right here. 83 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,489 Sorry. 84 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:50,429 But you also need discipline and focus if you want to get your black belt. 85 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,364 Dude, before I came to this dojo, I was just a skate punk 86 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,032 who didn't take karate seriously. 87 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:58,437 You may not remember this, but before I came to the dojo, 88 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,372 I was kind of a nerd. 89 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:04,943 You have a real shot here. 90 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,345 I'm not gonna let you blow it. 91 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:09,147 So, to help personally train you for your test, 92 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,417 I brought in one of the best and best-looking black belts I know. 93 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,287 Both: Gary from superkicks?! 94 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,489 Surprise! 95 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,228 I know, you were hoping for Gary from superkicks. 96 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,496 Both: Yeah. 97 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,433 Ah! 98 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,402 I can't believe you came here for our belt tests. 99 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,971 I wouldn't miss it. 100 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,373 Okay, Jerry. For your black belt test 101 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:37,442 you're gonna fight off three attackers at once. 102 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,411 Here, I'll show you how it's done. 103 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,213 All right, come at me, you guys! 104 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,884 (Grunting) 105 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:52,924 (Groaning) 106 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:57,910 Wow. 107 00:04:57,941 --> 00:05:00,232 If I have to do that to get my black belt 108 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:02,634 I'm gonna have to train harder than I've ever trained before. 109 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,372 Whew, I am beat. 110 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:10,342 I don't know if I have another one in me. 111 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,811 But we won't know until we try. 112 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,413 Hit it, petey! 113 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,947 (Dance music plays) 114 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:24,589 Uh, excuse me, ladies. Training for my brown belt here. 115 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:27,059 This is a dojo, not a disco. 116 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,297 Oh, okay, you wanna dance? 117 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,599 Fine, let's go, Shakira! 118 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,409 Oh, too much man for you, huh? 119 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,380 Always too much man. 120 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,851 Yo, yo, yo. 121 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,052 What it do, girl? 122 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:57,189 - (Chuckles) - What? 123 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,459 How can you have a party when you're supposed to be 124 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,630 training with Kim in the park? 125 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,162 If you keep acting this way, you're gonna fail your test. 126 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,931 Oh, Milton. 127 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,933 Lighten up, man. 128 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,602 Rudy's gone, Jack's giving us the test. 129 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:14,039 He's not gonna fail us, he's our boy! 130 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,008 So let's crank up the music... 131 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,578 And crank it right back down, people. 132 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,383 (Music stops) 133 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,318 I had nothing to do with this. 134 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,454 I was sucked into this tawdry shuffle that was a nightmare 135 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:32,324 of flailing arms and swaying hips. 136 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:36,628 Oh, and mother help me, I liked it. 137 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,466 Jerry, you're wasting my time and Kim's. 138 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:42,501 Uh, where is Kim? 139 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,102 There you are! 140 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,505 You left me waiting in the park for the past two hours. 141 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:49,074 I thought maybe you got attacked by that crazy lady. 142 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,210 - What crazy lady? - Me! 143 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,312 You left me waiting in the park for the past two hours! 144 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,680 Hey. 145 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,117 It's clear you're not ready. 146 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,653 I'm cancelling your test and suspending you from the dojo. 147 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,755 - What? - You don't deserve to wear a black belt. 148 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,926 (Laughing) 149 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,330 You may be able to shut this party down and kick me out, 150 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,399 but you will not take my dignity. 151 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:17,502 I will walk out of here with my head held high! 152 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,246 Hey, why is the Jerry sad? 153 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:31,416 Is it because no girls like you or because you're bad in the schoolyard, 154 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,584 or because no girls like you? 155 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,952 No! 156 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,455 No, it's Jack. 157 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:39,524 Dude, he used to be my best friend. 158 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:42,327 Now he's just a big jerk who thinks he better than everyone. 159 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,463 Oh, I hear you, brochacho. 160 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,398 Jack is the worst. 161 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,733 Always coming in late, messing up the orders, 162 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,036 and bragging about his new pony. 163 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,306 Phil, who're you talking about? 164 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,408 Jack, Jack Anderson. 165 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,015 I hate you, Jack Anderson! 166 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,186 No, I meant Jack brewer. 167 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,721 Oh, Jack brewer! 168 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,723 Jack brewer is the best. 169 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,526 He even signed a picture of himself for my wall of Jacks. 170 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:20,699 Notice who's not up there, Jack Anderson! 171 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,006 Oh, no, Ty is back. 172 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,710 Ever since I got the smack-a-genie he's in here playing all day. 173 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:38,049 Genie's voice: You lose! No wish for you! 174 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,417 (Maniacal laughing) 175 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,152 There goes this month's rent. 176 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,290 Hey, man. 177 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,259 I'll rub your feet for a token. 178 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:49,971 I don't think so. 179 00:08:50,002 --> 00:08:52,764 Come on bro, I need this. I gotta smack the genie. 180 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,399 Smack it bad, I tell you! 181 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,469 I said no. 182 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,839 (Monkey chattering) 183 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,140 Kid! 184 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,642 Give me a token! 185 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,343 (Screams) 186 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,611 Come back! 187 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:19,090 (Middle eastern music playing) 188 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,428 Jack thinks he's all that. 189 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,729 Cause he's in charge. 190 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,800 Well, if it wasn't for him, I'd already have my black belt. 191 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,839 You don't deserve to wear a black belt. 192 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:36,207 (Chuckles) 193 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,476 Oh, really? Well, take this, Jack! 194 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,182 Genie's voice: Winner, new high score! 195 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,850 What is your wish, master? 196 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,753 My wish? Oh, you wanna know my wish? 197 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,725 I wish Jack had never come to the dojo. 198 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,194 Your wish is my command. 199 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,202 Rudy: Jerry? Jerry? 200 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:05,804 You okay? 201 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,807 (Groans) I think so. 202 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,344 (Grunts) 203 00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:13,126 Phew. 204 00:10:13,157 --> 00:10:16,277 Can't have anything bad happen to my favorite black belt. 205 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,217 Did you say, "black belt?" 206 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,489 This is my favorite photo of you. 207 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,359 I love you, Jack Anderson. 208 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,299 Wait, wait, wait, what? 209 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,535 Jack's picture is gone? 210 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,438 And I'm a black belt? 211 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,441 It worked. 212 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,210 Everything's changed! 213 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,513 Oh... hey, hey, hey. 214 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,181 What it do, girl? 215 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,416 (Scoffs) 216 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,520 Well, almost everything's changed. 217 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,355 Kickin' it with you! 218 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 219 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,437 I'm gonna have to ask you to pick that paper up. 220 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,677 See, I'm a black belt. 221 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,513 And these hands are weapons. (Grunts) 222 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:25,483 You do realize you're not actually a black belt? 223 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,486 This is your uniform. You work at Rudy's black belt massage. 224 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,861 Weapons of relaxation. 225 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:47,205 Yo, why is there a black dragon sign on your dojo? 226 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,774 You know that I lost my dojo three years ago 227 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:53,411 when we didn't win that tournament against the black dragons. 228 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,413 What is wrong with you? 229 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,382 You must've really hit your head when you fell. 230 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,384 Wait. 231 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,520 So the black dragons own the dojo and I'm a masseuse? 232 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,890 Dude, this isn't how I imagined this life would be. 233 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,592 Yeah, tell me about it. 234 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:11,529 I should be running a chain of beauty salons called "Uncle scissors." 235 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,399 Really? That's your dream? 236 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,700 No. 237 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,369 No, I just started talking before I realized I didn't have a dream, 238 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,771 and that's what came out. 239 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,441 Chop chop, Rudy. 240 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,310 These shoulders aren't gonna rub themselves. 241 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,819 Get to work, Jerry. I want all my piggies taken to the market. 242 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,755 (Groans) 243 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,925 Oh! Dude! 244 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,527 How many toes do you have? 245 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,730 None of your business. 246 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,866 Just take all seventeen of them to the market. 247 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:06,718 Milton? 248 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,689 Milton? 249 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,793 Dude, that is you. 250 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,894 What happened? 251 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,531 Uh, I woke up, drove into work... 252 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,699 Then you asked me that question. 253 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,469 Whew. Busy day. 254 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,640 Dude, please tell me you don't wear that to school. 255 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:32,343 I don't do school, man. Remember? 256 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,546 I dropped out 'cause I couldn't handle the bullies. 257 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,648 But I did get this sweet job. 258 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,756 Hey... 259 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,458 So because Jack wasn't there to protect you, 260 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:51,529 you got picked on, dropped out, gave up, and now you're a token jockey? 261 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,531 Dude, I'm a lot more than that. 262 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,935 Uh... I refill the token machines. 263 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,904 I take the tokens out of the games, I give tokens to the kids. 264 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,472 Dude! 265 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,842 I'm a token jockey! Sweet! 266 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,880 (Crashes and screaming) 267 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,350 No, the black dragons are coming. 268 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,419 I must blow the horn of warning. 269 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:19,924 Ah, forget it. 270 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,893 The black dragons are coming! 271 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,028 The black dragons are coming! 272 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,532 Make room for the Phil. 273 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,903 Jerry: (Yelps) Not cool, dude. 274 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,705 Phil: I told you to make room. 275 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,477 It's 3:00, where's our food?! 276 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,479 You know I hate waiting for my burger! 277 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,515 You know I hate it when he hates waiting for his burger. 278 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,886 Wait, Jack? Kim? 279 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,955 Dude, why are you guys dressed like black dragons? 280 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,494 Dude, why are you guys acting like black dragons? 281 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,598 Yeah, I'm beginning to think you guys are black dragons. 282 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,106 Yo, thanks for getting me down. 283 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,407 Oh, I had to, man. 284 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,743 That kid just bought you for 500 tickets. 285 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,747 500 tickets? 286 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,882 The plastic whistle was 3,000! 287 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,451 You want this, you better ticket up, brah. 288 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:27,158 So Kim must have convinced Jack to join the black dragons, 289 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,726 and now they're both bullies. 290 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,130 What's your bag, man? 291 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,600 It's like you made some kind of trippy wish in an alternate universe, 292 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,568 and now you're like stuck in one of those 293 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,704 "be careful what you wish for" type situations. 294 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,440 I've been there, bro'. 295 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,044 It's all because I made a wish on that stupid smack-a-genie machine. 296 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:52,216 Oh... We used to have one of those, but Ty took it to his dojo. 297 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,956 Yo Milton, I have a plan. 298 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,693 Look, you're gonna help me sneak into the black dragons' dojo and distract them. 299 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,495 Then I'll get the high score, and wish things back. 300 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,597 I'm in, but we need a plan, dude. 301 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,733 But I just told you the... 302 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,002 okay, I know we're in trouble when I'm the smart one. 303 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,238 We gotta get out of here, quick. 304 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,773 Why, the black dragons are here? 305 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,943 No, Billy's coming back and he's got enough tickets to own you. 306 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,246 - (Screams) - Go, run! 307 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:30,555 You want to get a good grip, and in one movement, rip up. 308 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,991 (Grunts) 309 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,126 That my friend, is a black belt wedgie. 310 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,263 You know what the worst part about picking on a nerd is? 311 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,065 (Scoffs) Nothing. 312 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,667 (All laugh) 313 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,070 Hey, what are you two freaks doing here? 314 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,973 Uh, we're just running a very special promotion. 315 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,609 Free massages to a very select group of clientele. 316 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,680 Yeah, teachers, soldiers, ice skaters, bullies, and evil senseis. 317 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,949 Yes! I'm an ice skater! 318 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,120 And an evil sensei. 319 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,260 (All sighing) 320 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:15,600 So, uh, just remain calm, relax, and no matter what you hear... 321 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,301 Keep looking down. 322 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,312 (Middle eastern music plays) 323 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,782 - Hey, what is that pounding noise? - Uh... 324 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,017 That's... 325 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,020 The sound of relaxation knocking at your doors. 326 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,056 Just... let it in, hon. 327 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,727 (Groans) 328 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,029 (Groans in different tone) 329 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,597 (Groans in higher tone) 330 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,302 (Musical groaning) 331 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,276 - (Screams) - Thank you, Seaford! 332 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,012 That loser's playing our game. 333 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,615 (Yelps) Whoa! 334 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,653 Five more genies to high score. 335 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,657 (Grunting) 336 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,035 Winner! New high score! 337 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,603 What is your wish, master? 338 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,365 I wish things were back to the way they were! 339 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,242 Jack: Jerry? Hey Jerry, get up, man. 340 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,144 Jerry? Jerry... 341 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,946 no, no, no, please don't! 342 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,615 Wait... 343 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,150 Wait. 344 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,320 Jack's picture is on the wall. 345 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,123 And I'm not a black belt. 346 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,291 And Milton... 347 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,060 Milton, you don't have a lame haircut. 348 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,102 Well, no, you do, but it's a different lame haircut. 349 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,264 I'm home. 350 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,066 Jerry. Jerry, take it easy. 351 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,634 Yeah, dude, you were out for a while. 352 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,836 And how is my haircut lame? 353 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,275 Jack... 354 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,711 Dude, I'm sorry I took you for granted. 355 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:10,148 Look, from this moment on, I'm gonna take this black belt test seriously. 356 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,084 You know... 357 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,319 Because of you, all of our lives are a lot better. 358 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,788 Speak for yourself. 359 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,325 You haven't been massaging Harry buns all day. 360 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,299 Jerry, you've trained hard these past two weeks. 361 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,768 You can do this, I believe in you. 362 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,773 (Grunts) 363 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,442 (Grunting) 364 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,824 Hey, hey! 365 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,093 Oh! 366 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,862 Hey, I was just watching. 367 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,267 Congratulations, Jerry. 368 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:04,902 You're now a black belt. 369 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,206 Thank you, sensei. 370 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,341 Look at you, man. I'm so proud. 371 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,244 Hey, there's only one thing left to do... 372 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,746 All: Black belt party! 373 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,815 (Dance music playing) 374 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:23,321 Oh yeah, that's my jam. 375 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:31,462 I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but uh... I even missed her dance. 376 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,038 (Middle eastern music playing) 377 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,444 Winner! New high score! 378 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,446 What is your wish, master? 379 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,984 (Gasps) 380 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,452 381 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,458 Winner! New high score! 382 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,593 What is your wish, master? 383 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,533 384 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,938 Winner! New high score! 385 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,307 What is your wish, master? 386 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,310 There's my wish. 387 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,312 Aww, Jack, that's so sweet. 388 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,180 I was your wish? 389 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:27,852 Yeah, no. Actually, it was my burger, so... 390 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,186 That's good stuff, you know. 391 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,921 (Groans) 392 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,456 Thanks, hon, I was starving. 393 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,559 Yes! 394 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,930 (Theme music playing) 395 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,653 (Dog growls, barks) 396 00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:07,253 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28245

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