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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:10,009 Thanks for helping me study for my entrance exam. 3 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:13,278 If I don't make it into Oxbridge university, I could end up like... 4 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,689 I'd better make it into Oxbridge. 5 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:27,159 My cousin Chuy is DJ'ing a frat party at Oxbridge. We should all go. 6 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:30,195 Oh, yeah. It would totally give you a chance to relax, Milton. 7 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,264 Relaxation does increase brain function. 8 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,099 Yeah, I think that's true. 9 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:37,669 My brain relaxes so hard it takes naps on me all the... 10 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,608 time. 11 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,576 (Whistling) 12 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,945 Hey, Joan, looking good in your new security uniform. 13 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,781 Oh, I love this new job. 14 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:51,083 And check out my fancy utility belt. 15 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,252 Is that where you keep your hand cuffs and walkie-talkie? 16 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:57,756 Oh, no. My chicken niblets, and my dipping sauce. 17 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:02,027 Mmm... I got my sun tea brewing on the back porch. 18 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:08,567 Hey, you guys hear the wharf is displaying Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber 19 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,637 from the movies? I'm in charge of guarding it. 20 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:15,140 I love those movies, but is anyone gonna get that excited about a lightsaber? 21 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,675 I mean, it's just a movie prop. 22 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:20,112 (Dramatic music plays) 23 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:24,049 I am Rudy-Wan Kenobi. 24 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:28,287 Remember, nothing is impossible when you use the force, Jack. 25 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,292 Aah! (Grunting) 26 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,628 Except maybe walking down stairs in a robe. 27 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,631 (Theme music playing) 28 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:43,068 Don't you get all tough with me 29 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:47,039 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? 30 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:49,708 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 31 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:50,652 that's just how we do 32 00:01:50,676 --> 00:01:51,176 Come on 33 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:53,145 no matter how much I chop and punch 34 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:56,181 it's not as cool as kicking it with you 35 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,183 here we go, let's start the party 36 00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,985 chop it up like it's karate 37 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,720 everybody 38 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:05,057 won't you come kick it with me? 39 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:07,759 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 40 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:08,811 that's just how we do 41 00:02:08,842 --> 00:02:09,394 Come on 42 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,363 and no matter how much I chop and punch 43 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:14,266 it's not as cool as kicking it with you. 44 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,141 (House music plays) 45 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:25,210 Guys, this is the skull and bones frat house, 46 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,146 one of America's most prestigious fraternities. 47 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,381 Do you realize that one of the future presidents 48 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,217 of the United States is probably in this room right now? 49 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:37,022 I ate too much cake! I'm gonna hurl! Yeah! 50 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,792 If it's him, he's got my vote. 51 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,295 Dude, my cousin chuy said that they have an antique Cannon in the backyard 52 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,063 that they blast chocolate pudding out of. 53 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,798 - Let's go check it out! - How sick is that?! 54 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,401 No, guys, don't leave me! Gah! 55 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:56,308 Wow, look at all these trophies. 56 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,243 These guys are impressive. 57 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,415 Whoa! Oh! 58 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,851 Oh! Oh! 59 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:09,154 - You doing okay there, buddy? - Yeah, just... whoa! 60 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,789 (Metal clangs) 61 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:14,893 You might want to take that off. 62 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,862 That's J.P.'s hurling cup. 63 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,731 Oh! Get it off me, get it off me! 64 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,967 (Gasps, exhales) 65 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,873 Tom Buchanan, president of the skull and bones. 66 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,710 And you're Milton Krupnick. I've heard of you. 67 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,584 You have? 68 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:37,082 Junior astronaut, assistant to famed inventor Derek Tanner, 69 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,119 accepted into Biltmore Academy. 70 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:43,188 Oh. You're leaving out that I learned to whistle in the womb. 71 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:47,259 You know, we're always looking for skull and bones prospects. 72 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,541 That could be you. 73 00:03:48,572 --> 00:03:51,997 My dad's the Dean of admissions here at Oxbridge. 74 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:54,833 Your dad is Arthur Winslow Buchanan, 75 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:58,136 yachting expert and bird-watching enthusiast? 76 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,006 Some boys like sports... 77 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,742 I like deans. 78 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,478 Relax, have a good time. 79 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:10,148 I take care of my friends. 80 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:13,118 Jack! Jerry! I'm ready to party! 81 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,786 Jack and Jerry: Pudding Cannon! 82 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:15,854 (Explosion, splattering) 83 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:27,232 Hey, so what are you doing for Kim's birthday now that she's in Japan? 84 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,201 Well, the Otai aAademy is really strict. 85 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:31,036 They only allow one phone call a month 86 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,771 to keep their students focused on their studies. 87 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,506 Kim's saved her call and we're gonna facetalk tonight. 88 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,108 Oh-ho, cool. 89 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,843 Yeah, I thought about sending something to Kim. 90 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,378 But you didn't? 91 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,947 Why would I? It's the thought that counts. 92 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:45,284 (Engine revving) 93 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,120 - Dude, check it out. - Whoa! 94 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:52,257 Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 95 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:56,361 Whoa! Whoa! Oooh! Whoa! 96 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,231 Sorry, you lose! 97 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:03,335 Who else thinks they can finish the "extreme road trip challenge"? 98 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:06,305 Just survive the trip from California to New York, 99 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,007 and you win this Yamasuki dirt bike! 100 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,810 But if you fall off the bike, you lose. 101 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,881 Oh! I'm up for the challenge, my friend. 102 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,917 Let me show you how a real man rides a hog. (Laughs) 103 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,286 - (Engine revving loudly) - Aah! 104 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:24,122 Sorry, you lose. 105 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:27,159 Why'd that hog have to be so loud? 106 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:36,201 All right, it's a lightsaber. 107 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:39,471 Take a quick look and move on, people. 108 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:44,176 Or the empire won't be the only thing... striking back! 109 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,179 - (Laughs) - (Laughs) That nerd got it. 110 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:50,282 Hey! Would it be all right if I took a picture? 111 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:54,619 Well, it's against policy, but I guess one photo wouldn't hurt. 112 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:58,323 (Chuckles) I call this one, uh... 113 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:00,559 shady lady. 114 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,932 You're welcome. 115 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,400 Tom, I have horrible news. 116 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,469 I stayed so late at your party, I fell asleep 117 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,972 during my college exam, before I even finished writing my name. 118 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,308 Milton, relax. 119 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:19,244 Your exams don't matter, my dad's gonna get you in. 120 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,946 Soon you'll be one of us. 121 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,248 Oh, I don't know how I'll ever thank you. 122 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,385 I wish you could help me get a picture holding that lightsaber. 123 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:30,255 I'm never gonna get one with that crazy security guard here. 124 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:33,158 Well, it is almost time for her dinner break in her office. 125 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,926 That's perfect. 126 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,962 You go in there and turn off the security system, 127 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,431 I get a cool picture, and then I put it right back. 128 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:44,102 Come on. Help a future brother. 129 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,305 Well, I guess I can distract her for a minute. It'll be tough, though. 130 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:50,909 Since she was made chief of security she takes her job very seriously. 131 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,312 I call this pose "the naughty kitten." 132 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:58,283 (Meows, hisses) Bad kitty! 133 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,485 I'll see what I can do. 134 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:05,056 (Crowd cheering) 135 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:11,563 Oh! Granny down! 136 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,999 - Thanks for trying, Nana. - Whoo! 137 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:20,005 Jack. Jack, you gotta win this bike for me, man. 138 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,574 Oh, help me, Jack, you're my only hope. 139 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:26,478 I'd like to help you, Jerry, but I can't miss my birthday facetalk with Kim, 140 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,480 or I won't be able to talk to her for another month. 141 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,249 Well, you at least gotta try. 142 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,684 Give me your phone. If she calls you, 143 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:36,121 I'll let you know and you can just hop off the bike. 144 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,656 - Fine. - Oh! You're the man! 145 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:46,064 Awesome! You start at the desert! 146 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,366 - (Engine revving) - This isn't so bad. 147 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:51,269 Uh-oh, looks like trouble. 148 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:55,140 There's some kind of storm brewin', but what kind is it? 149 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:59,010 - (Engine revving) - (Spitting) 150 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:06,418 I'm gonna go with sandstorm! Yeah! 151 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,353 (Phone rings) 152 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:18,396 You got this, Jack! Whoo! 153 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:22,100 Road's about to get bumpy! Hang on there, Jack! 154 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,569 (Rattling) 155 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:32,010 Hey, Joan. To celebrate your new job, 156 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,679 I got you a little something from the stud muffin bakery. 157 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,316 Oh! Whoo-wee! 158 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,019 That's a good-looking muffin! 159 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,455 Oh, and he brought snacks. 160 00:08:43,486 --> 00:08:50,061 Well, let's give your pumpkin muffin a little nibble, shall we... Carl? 161 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,364 (Laughs) Mm... 162 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:55,267 (Gagging) 163 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:58,069 Cute guys, terrible muffins. 164 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,805 Oh! Oh, dear! Oh, okay, well! 165 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:05,277 Look who's dropping by for another surprise inspection, 166 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:08,613 the mall manager. (Clicking tongue) 167 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:13,151 Well, don't you worry, I have had the lightsaber under video surveillance 168 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:17,355 the whole time, and never have I taken these eyes off... 169 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:21,326 - Holy Hannah! - Both: It's gone! 170 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,601 (Mimics lightsaber sounds) 171 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:38,176 You! You stole the lightsaber! 172 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,032 Whoa whoa whoa! 173 00:09:39,063 --> 00:09:42,147 Nobody addresses our president without first greeting him 174 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,416 with the secret handshake. 175 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,586 (Both babbling) 176 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:50,188 You! You stole the lightsaber! 177 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:54,326 - You used me! - No, you helped me. 178 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,316 That's what brothers do. 179 00:09:55,347 --> 00:09:57,662 Every president of the skull and bones has to steal 180 00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,165 a valuable trophy for our legacy room in this house. 181 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,300 - The legacy room? - It's a hidden chamber 182 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,636 that contains awesome, one-of-a-kind collectibles. 183 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,439 It's also a cool place to go if you need to do something in private. 184 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,874 You know, like cry, rip one, crochet... 185 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,243 J.P.! 186 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,447 The only trophy we don't keep in there is our Muhammad Ali alarm clock. 187 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,482 Muhammad Ali's alarm clock? 188 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,250 (Clock chimes) 189 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,470 So you stole the lightsaber to put in the legacy room? 190 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,291 I did. 191 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,660 But that was before I found a buyer that'll give me 192 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,229 twenty thousand dollars for it. 193 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,599 And with the money, I'm flying us all to Cancun on spring break. 194 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:39,137 Spring break! Ooh! 195 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,773 I'm not going to Cancun. I'm going to the police. 196 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,541 You got my friend Joan in trouble. 197 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:48,279 Okay, Milton. You go to the police, and you tell them that you're the one 198 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,415 who turned off the security system. 199 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:52,917 Or... 200 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:01,693 This skull and bones ring is a symbol of brotherhood. 201 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:05,730 You put this ring on, and my dad will get you into Oxbridge 202 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,199 and your future will be set. 203 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,435 - What do you say? - I do. 204 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:18,610 (Engine revving) 205 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,515 (Bell chimes) 206 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,583 Just one more mile and we win the bike. 207 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,520 I thought you told me this contest was impossible to win! 208 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,623 I'm not giving away that bike! Let's hit him with the tornado! 209 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,891 (Engine revving) 210 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,693 Whoa! 211 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,198 - I can't hold on! - No, you got this, Jack! 212 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,733 (Crowd applauding) 213 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,604 Use the force, Jack. 214 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:51,209 - But it's impossible! - I said use it! 215 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,512 (Engine revving) 216 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,880 (Crowd cheering) 217 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,350 (Dramatic music plays) 218 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,557 - Yes! - Oh! 219 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,931 (Bell dings, alarm blares) 220 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,432 (Cheering) 221 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,670 - We won! - Yes! 222 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:22,307 Looks like we have a winner. I couldn't be happier. 223 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,977 Thank you. 224 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,614 - Dude dude, we won! - Bro! That was incredible. 225 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,532 How did you do that? 226 00:12:30,563 --> 00:12:32,317 You're not going to believe this, 227 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:36,921 but I think it was... The force. 228 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,990 All right, people, new rule, okay? 229 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,359 From now on, no one can use the force. 230 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:51,870 Are you kidding me? Kim called fifteen times and you didn't tell me? 231 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,439 You seemed busy. 232 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,042 "Guess you can't talk. Maybe next month. Going to bed." 233 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:01,412 Jerry, you knew how important this call was to me. 234 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,549 - I thought you were my friend. - Whoa whoa, Jack, wait! 235 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,853 Look, I can't let you walk away like this. 236 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,957 You have the keys to my bike. 237 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,004 Milton, you gotta help me, man. 238 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,573 - Joan was fired. - What? 239 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,362 Joan was fired? 240 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:33,011 Yeah, and she can't pay her rent, so she moved in here with her cat. 241 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,414 (Yowling) 242 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,052 - That's a loud cat. - That was Joan. 243 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:44,622 (Joan wailing, sobbing) 244 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,695 (Blows nose loudly) 245 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,702 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 246 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,971 My boss took away my badge. 247 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,940 She took away my taser! 248 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,811 (Sobbing) But you know what I hated losing the most? 249 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,813 Your dignity? 250 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,716 My utility belt. 251 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,754 Without it I'm just some sad woman 252 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:20,825 walking around with ranch dressing in her pants. 253 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,562 (Sobbing) 254 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,969 Since I made you miss your birthday facetalk with Kim, 255 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,739 I got her sensei to make an exception and I set up another one. 256 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,774 Really? 257 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,978 Kim? 258 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,646 Kim: Jack, are you there? 259 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,849 Kim, I can hear you, but I can't see you. 260 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,385 What is up with your computer? 261 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,988 - Is that better? - Kim! 262 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:53,691 Kim, what... you're here! 263 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,555 How are you here? 264 00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,127 Jerry sold his motorcycle 265 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,631 and bought me a round-trip ticket from Japan. (Laughs) 266 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,732 You're my friend, Jack. 267 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,134 And what I did was wrong. 268 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,139 Well, you made up for it, Jerry. 269 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,682 Well, guys, I just met with Tom's dad. And it's official... 270 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,652 After I graduate high school, I'll be accepted to Oxbridge. 271 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:24,656 - Yeah! - (Phone rings) 272 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,124 Hello? 273 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,927 Oh, you're pulling up now? You're early. 274 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,062 No no no, that's fine. That's fine. 275 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,498 That's the buyer, he's here for the lightsaber. 276 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,868 This guy is the biggest "Star Wars" memorabilia collector in the world, 277 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,870 and nobody knows his identity. 278 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,672 How does he keep his identity a secret? 279 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:41,940 (Breathing heavily) 280 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,478 (Distorted voice) Let's make this fast. 281 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,047 Yes, sir, I know you're a busy man. 282 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:54,452 No, I had a large Mexican breakfast and it's a living nightmare in here. 283 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,830 Hair, freeze-bags! 284 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,232 I mean, freeze, hair-bags! 285 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,668 It's a trap! To the death star! 286 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,804 I mean, my mini-van. 287 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,073 You're not going anywhere, wheezy. 288 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,008 Joan, what are you doing here? 289 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,510 Oh, you think you're so smart. 290 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:23,581 You shut off my security cameras, but you forgot about Phil's. 291 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,951 Gah! Guys, I'm sorry. 292 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,722 And when the cops see the footage on this flash drive, 293 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,590 you all are going to jail! 294 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,925 No no, we can't go to jail! 295 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:37,095 Our tickets to Cancun are non-refundable! 296 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,731 Tom, I have an idea. 297 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,166 She doesn't make much money. I think I got a way out of this. 298 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,634 Just do whatever it takes, man. 299 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,803 Okay. Uh, Joan. 300 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,773 How about $20,000 and we forget this whole thing? 301 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:53,111 Are you trying to bribe me for $20,000? 302 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,680 I have dedicated my life to upholding the law. 303 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,815 What about 25,000? 304 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,050 I'm in. 305 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,320 Tom, we don't have another $5,000. 306 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,955 Yes, we do. 307 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,292 (Beeping) 308 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,163 Pick something out. 309 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:17,168 This room is full of things the skull and bones have stolen over the years. 310 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:21,139 Did you hear all that, president Mcintyre? 311 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,142 I certainly did. Nice work, Milton. 312 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:28,112 - What's going on? - What's going on is you just got hustled. 313 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,748 That's not the buyer. That's my sensei, Rudy. 314 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,750 (Exhales deeply) 315 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:36,120 Oh, I'm like a Dutch oven with a cape. 316 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,925 And this flash drive, nothing on it. 317 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,328 As president of the university, I'm banning the skull and bones fraternity 318 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,264 from the Oxbridge campus forever, 319 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,567 and returning all of this stuff to their rightful owners. 320 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,904 Hmm, looks like you boys are going to jail. 321 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,139 Oh, please tell me that jail is in Cancun. 322 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,786 Rudy, you've had that lightsaber for ten minutes. 323 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,588 Let someone else hold it! 324 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,192 A powerful jedi like me can never be separated from his lightsab... 325 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,226 Aah! 326 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,095 Take it, take it! 327 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,733 (In English accent) Sorry, I'm late, I had to escape imperial forces 328 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,802 that had me trapped in quadrant seven. 329 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,739 Is that code for some bullies locked you in the dumpster behind the alley? 330 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:32,243 Affirmative, master Jerry. 331 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,946 I gotta get going. It was good seeing you guys. 332 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,214 - You too. - We'll miss you. 333 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,215 Next time bring gifts. 334 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:46,257 - Can't you stay one more day? - I'm sorry, Jack. 335 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,659 You know how it is. 336 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:53,231 Hey, even though we're like six thousand miles away, 337 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,901 I never stop thinking about you. 338 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,003 I feel the same way. 339 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,645 Yo, Rudy, can you teach me to use the force? 340 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,147 So I can win more stuff? 341 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,849 The force isn't for winning stuff. 342 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,820 It's a... a spiritual power you feel deep inside you 343 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,383 when you've got something to fight for. 344 00:19:20,252 --> 00:19:22,093 - (Dramatic music plays) - (Lasers whooshing) 345 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,262 Kim: I'm sorry, I couldn't stop them. 346 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,097 Jack: Just hang on, I'm coming for you. 347 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,065 - Kim: They're too strong. - Jack: No. 348 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,400 Not if we're together. 349 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,203 Kim: But we're not. It's too late. 350 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,939 - Forget about me, Jack. - (Spaceship engine roaring) 351 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,274 No! 352 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,745 (Grunts) 353 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:51,756 (Dramatic music plays) 354 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,266 Drop your weapon! 355 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,276 (Yelling, grunting) 356 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,479 Aah! Uh! 357 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,186 Give it up! You'll never save her! 358 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,188 (Grunting) 359 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,863 (Spaceship approaching) 360 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,512 Where is she? 361 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:54,151 Join us, and I will take you to her. 362 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,353 Never. 363 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,357 Then suffer the consequences. 364 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:05,463 (Both groaning) 365 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,031 Aah! 366 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:16,107 (Grunting) 367 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,054 This is pointless. 368 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,223 She's already one of us. 369 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:35,359 Liar! (Grunts) 370 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,621 Uh! 371 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:14,198 Jack: I'm coming for you. 372 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:22,273 Jack! Jack, my flight just got cancelled! 373 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:25,142 I don't leave until tomorrow! 374 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,911 (Laughs) 375 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,616 Oh, my! 376 00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,919 Whoa! 377 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,590 (Theme music playing) 378 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:02,580 (Dog growls, barks) 379 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:07,180 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28655

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