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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:10,709 Dude, neither one of these is marked. 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,044 Which one's the cheeseburger? 4 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:19,018 Mmm, this one's cheeseburger, this one's hamburger. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,020 Oh no, wait. Maybe... 6 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,721 - This one's cheeseburger. - Dude! 7 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,556 Hey, give me those! 8 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:25,657 (Groaning) 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:26,625 My tooth! 10 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,227 I bit the bone. 11 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,595 There's no bones in a hamburger. 12 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,196 Must have been the cheeseburger. 13 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,700 - It really hurts. - You should go see the dentist. 14 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,568 The demonic drill-wielding monster 15 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,538 who steals your teeth to appease the fairy gods? 16 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,240 No way, Jose! 17 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,142 I love going to see my dentist. 18 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,144 He's got this really great assistant Holly. 19 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,745 She's always like, "hey, Rudy." 20 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,547 And I'm like, "haw-ro." 21 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,682 And she's like, "good to see you." 22 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,885 And I'm like, "hawrr..." 23 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:55,954 It is really tough to talk with all the dental equipment in your mouth. 24 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,723 It doesn't have anything to do with the dental equipment. 25 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,658 Look how hot she is. 26 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,795 Both: Haw-ro. 27 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:04,596 Come on, Jack. 28 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:07,032 You don't need to find a team. We're your team. 29 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:08,600 Guys, the commando battle 30 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,669 is the most elite paintball tournament in the country. 31 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,071 I really want to win, 32 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,606 but, no offense... I'm not sure you guys are up to it. 33 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,609 Seriously? I share one bathroom with seven sisters. 34 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,946 It's a war zone of curling irons, hairnets and zit cream. 35 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,315 And then there's all their stuff. 36 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,250 This is serious, guys. 37 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:28,654 The team from the southold military academy has won four straight years. 38 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,889 Come on, Jack, you'll be our team leader 39 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,737 and we'll follow any order you give us. 40 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:33,258 Yeah. 41 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,194 You guys really want to do this? 42 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,762 Yeah. 43 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:42,134 Okay, fine. But from now on, I'm not your friend Jack. I am sergeant Jack. 44 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,269 I'm gonna spend the next three hours teaching you 45 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,704 how to fire your paintball guns. 46 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,765 Aw, let's do this! 47 00:01:46,796 --> 00:01:49,942 But first I'm gonna go to the deli and grab a little nosh. 48 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,643 Milton! 49 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,645 Seriously, Jack? 50 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,681 Three hours? 51 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,250 It's a paintball gun. I think we all know how to fire... 52 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,689 yeah, no, three hours sounds about right. 53 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,657 Give me that! 54 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,961 Don't you get all tough with me 55 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,396 I'm saying, won't you 56 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,398 go kick it with me? 57 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,200 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 58 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,069 - that's just how we do - Come on 59 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:19,638 and no matter how much I chop and punch 60 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,374 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 61 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,109 here we go, let's start the party 62 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,411 chop it up like it's karate 63 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,080 everybody 64 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,414 won't you 65 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,250 come kick it with me? 66 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,418 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 67 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,509 that's just how we do come on 68 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,689 and no matter how much I chop and punch 69 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,559 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 70 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,431 (Snoring) 71 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:52,004 - (Bugle playing "reveille") - (Screaming) 72 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,743 (Song continues on tape) 73 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,780 Rise and shine, ladies! 74 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,749 Oh, no, there's ladies here? 75 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,251 Wait a minute. I went to sleep at home. 76 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,986 How did I get here? 77 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:12,157 I had a dream I was picked up and carried away by a beautiful sasquatch. 78 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,793 I had the same dream. 79 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,929 Both: You! 80 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:18,297 Get in line, maggots! 81 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,999 I am not your friend! 82 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,734 I am your drill instructor! 83 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,336 You may have entered this boot camp as boys, 84 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,738 but you are going to leave as men! 85 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,373 Oh, finally, I'm going to get some body hair. 86 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,142 Jerry, do you want share a pit stick? 87 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:31,410 I'll give you a pit stick! 88 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,780 Put on those backpacks and move it, move it! 89 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:43,722 (Groaning) Oh! 90 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,925 Get up, maggot! 91 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,094 All right, Milton, you have 20 seconds 92 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:54,766 to get out from under your box, run across the courtyard, and free Jerry 93 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:58,437 before this automatic paintball machine opens fire on him. 94 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,405 Huh? 95 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,041 I get it... testing my courage under fire. 96 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,277 - Let's do this. - Okay. 97 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,182 And go! 98 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:12,217 (Watch ticking) 99 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,420 It's kind of dark in here. 100 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,789 Ooh, kind of hard to breathe. 101 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,025 Walls are closing in! 102 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,360 (Yelps) 103 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,195 Gotta get out of that box, soldier! 104 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,963 (Screams) I'm freaking out! 105 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,466 Oh, I'm freaking out, I tell ya! 106 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,234 (Screaming) 107 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:32,137 All right, Milton's gone a.W.O.L., Jerry. 108 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,438 You gotta save yourself. 109 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,308 Jerry? 110 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,810 (Watch beeps) 111 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,459 Oh, what happened to you? 112 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,831 Kickin' it with you! 113 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:03,468 All right, Phil, Holly is a very busy dental hygienist, 114 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,404 but she's agreed to come down here and talk to you. 115 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,406 I don't want your dental witch coming. 116 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,408 Once she's here, she'll show her true self 117 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,277 and turn into a hideous beast with wings and horns. 118 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,247 Ooh! Here she comes. 119 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:16,415 Be cool, man. 120 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,517 Hey, Rudy. 121 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,520 Haw-ro! 122 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,455 So where's your friend who's afraid of the dentist? 123 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,290 Oh. 124 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,559 You'll never take me, tooth demon! 125 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,928 (Screams) 126 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,431 (Glass smashing) 127 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:36,201 I really appreciate you coming down here 128 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,570 and helping calm my friend's fear of dentists. 129 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,405 Oh, I'm glad to help, Rudy. 130 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,942 (Moaning) 131 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,410 Phil? 132 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,245 Let me take a little look inside your mouth. 133 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,347 No. 134 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,315 - Just a little peek. - No! 135 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,450 Just open a little bit. 136 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,453 A little bit more. 137 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,488 Little bit... oh! 138 00:05:56,490 --> 00:06:00,625 His tooth is a black festering mass of rot. 139 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,661 I told you you needed to make an appointment, Phil. 140 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:05,464 And Holly's office is one of the best in the world. 141 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,499 That's right. In fact, world-famous doctor 142 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,501 Bjorn Bjorklund is joining our staff. 143 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,536 And he's coming all the way from Sweden. 144 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:15,040 But I don't want to go to the dentist. 145 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,541 Aww. 146 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,965 I know how to handle this. 147 00:06:19,996 --> 00:06:24,416 Phil, if you go to the dentist... (Exhaling) 148 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,453 ...you get to go home 149 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,655 - with this! - (Shouts) 150 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:35,394 She is a demon! She used her powers to turn that balloon into a weiner dog! 151 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:38,463 (Screaming) 152 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:48,640 Hey, what are you doing here? It's not even 6:00 A.M. yet. 153 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:53,178 Oh, to help us beat southold, I've been reading this book on military tactics. 154 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,914 I even practiced a sneak attack on my mom. 155 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,384 Now Jerry and I are working a camouflage. 156 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,958 Look around, Jack. 157 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,495 I'm totally hidden. 158 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:13,665 See if you can find me. Oooh! 159 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,002 By the way, this is Jerry talking. 160 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,471 Jerry Martinez. 161 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:22,274 Hmm, I wonder where he could be. 162 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:25,644 You know, it just makes me so mad that I can't find him. 163 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,579 Makes me just want to punch something... 164 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,448 Like this dummy. 165 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,450 (High voice) I would go with the punching bag. 166 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:34,953 No, no, no. It's definitely this ugly dummy. 167 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,555 (Grunting) 168 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,524 (Whining) I think he knows I'm here. 169 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,560 (Grunts) 170 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,562 Jack, we got here early because we want you to know 171 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,297 that we're taking this seriously. 172 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,098 We're not going to let you down. 173 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,469 You guys, I... I appreciate that, 174 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,671 but it's not necessary. 175 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,740 - I'm not your leader anymore. - Both: What? 176 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:59,578 This is lieutenant Donovan from the southold military academy. 177 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,179 Soldier. 178 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,482 Weakling. 179 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,350 Weirdo. 180 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,453 They asked me to join their squad. 181 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,188 Oh, really? 182 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:13,458 I bet a big tough guy like you is going to cry like a baby 183 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,494 when he tells you no! 184 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,462 I told him yes, Jerry. 185 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,598 (Squealing) Oh, he quit our team! 186 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,401 Milton, he quit our team! 187 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:27,572 I'm sorry, but you two weren't ready for the commando battle. 188 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,441 I never would have had a chance with you guys. 189 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:31,276 This is better for everyone. 190 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,211 How is this better for us? 191 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:37,649 You're right. It's better for me. 192 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,351 Tac-ops starts at 0600! 193 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:42,654 Then we'll hit the d-fac, divide our m.R.E.S and get some r&r! 194 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,190 I'm sorry, what? 195 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,527 Practice starts in 20 minutes, then we'll go to Phil's, split a pizza, 196 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,129 and, you know, hang. 197 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,631 - Why didn't you just say that? - I did. 198 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,432 No, you didn't. 199 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:57,302 - Now fall in, soldier! - What? 200 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,503 Let's just go. 201 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,038 (Groans) 202 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,510 Hey, come on! 203 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,413 And I just want to add a quick note. 204 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,316 "Hey, Holly, sorry about yesterday. 205 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,552 Great to see you. Yours, Rudy. 206 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,354 P.S., you're the light of my life, I love you, marry me." 207 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,356 (Laughs) 208 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,558 I can't write that. 209 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,226 That's crazy. 210 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:25,397 Uh, change, "hey, Holly" to "'sup, girl?" 211 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,631 Hey, Rudy. 212 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,133 Hey, Holly! 213 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,635 I mean, 'sup, girl? 214 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,439 This is my fiance, Bart. 215 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,743 (Stammering) Bart "the bone breaker" banks is your fiance? 216 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,548 He's the toughest linebacker in pro f-f-football. 217 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,584 Rudy, are you all right? 218 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,652 (Moaning) 219 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,755 I saw your game last week, Bart. 220 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,490 That was a crazy hit you made. 221 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,392 Yeah, that referee had it coming. 222 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,228 I didn't like the way he was looking at my Holly. 223 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,164 (Laughs) 224 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,600 You just... you hit him because of the way 225 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:02,500 he was looking at your... 226 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,270 (mumbles) Her? 227 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,239 Why would anyone want to look at that? 228 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,276 I mean, I would, but... 229 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,545 I gotta go. 230 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,647 Gotta get those flowers back. 231 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,782 (Muttering) Okay. 232 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,384 All right, congrats again. 233 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,721 I am so dead! 234 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,298 Our next team competing in the commando battle 235 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:38,203 is four-time defending champion the southold military academy! 236 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:42,574 Fall in! And hup hup hup hup! 237 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,376 Company, halt! 238 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:47,512 Hup hup! 239 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,614 Present arms! 240 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,149 (All cocking) 241 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,551 Hup hup! 242 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,255 Very impressive. 243 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:02,427 Our last competitors, the wasabi warriors! 244 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,462 Uh, no no, ref, I'm sorry. That's a mistake. 245 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,197 That team's not competing anymore. 246 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,600 Company, hut! 247 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:12,470 The champs are here so let's begin 248 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,572 Wasabi warriors gonna win 249 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,908 We the best and you guys ain't 250 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,511 Better get ready to eat our paint! 251 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,713 Boom shaka laka laka, boom shaka laka laka 252 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,715 Boom, shaka laka laka, boom! 253 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:28,753 (Dance music playing) 254 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,457 I heard you boys dropped out. 255 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:36,261 We decided to drop back in, your honor! 256 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,729 "Sir." 257 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,597 Your honor, sir! 258 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:43,635 You guys actually think you have a chance of winning this competition? 259 00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:45,570 All: That's a fact, Jack! 260 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:55,980 Here we go... we have team green, team orange, team yellow and team purple. 261 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,516 Actually, it's more of a Violet. 262 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:01,586 It's not Violet. Technically, it's called midnight eggplant. 263 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,388 No, it's not, this is Violet. 264 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,556 - Have you ever seen an eggplant? - Yes, I have. 265 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,524 It looks just like this. 266 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,826 (Both bickering) 267 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:11,396 Dudes! What is wrong with you two? 268 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,864 We're dusty lavender, sir. 269 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,866 Okay, purple it is. 270 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,137 Rules are simple... 271 00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:19,537 If you get hit with another team's paint, you're out. 272 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,872 Team with the last man standing wins. 273 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,374 - Any questions? - Excuse me? 274 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,643 I thought there was going to be a pre-battle mixer? 275 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,613 So I made everybody some deviled eggs! 276 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,949 (Buzzer sounds) 277 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,517 (Yelps) 278 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,885 Run! 279 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,473 Great, the card's unopened. She hasn't seen it yet. 280 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,577 Susie, don't overbook Dr. Bjorklund tomorrow. 281 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,946 He's going to be tired from his flight from Sweden. 282 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,081 Whoa! 283 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,583 Oh! 284 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,652 (With accent) I'm Dr. Bjorklund. 285 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,523 Howdy doody to youdy, Judy. 286 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:14,359 Oh, we weren't expecting you till tomorrow. 287 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,695 Oh, well, my cuckoo clock was fast. 288 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,666 I hate it when your cuckoo goes cuckoo, don't you too too? 289 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,435 Oh, actually, it's a good thing that you're early. 290 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,338 We have a walk-in patient who needs an immediate tooth extraction. 291 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,408 (Screaming) 292 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,645 I can't take the pain! 293 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,847 But I'm so afraid! 294 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:39,851 Oh, this is nice for an evil death lair. 295 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,455 Oh. (Laughs) 296 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,626 Uh, okay. 297 00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:51,496 Looks like I have no choice but to take a little look at your tooth. 298 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,899 Um, does this one hurt? 299 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,735 (Moans) 300 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,771 What about this one? 301 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,673 (Moans) 302 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,408 How about... 303 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,677 (screams) 304 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,779 I think we found it. 305 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,085 (Bullets pelting) 306 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,066 (Guns firing) 307 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,040 Wha... Jack just shot him. 308 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,476 He looked him right in the eye and he shot him! 309 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,678 Who does that?! 310 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,081 I'm hyperventilating. 311 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,784 I can't die now. I've never even kissed a girl! 312 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,586 You've never even held hands with a girl. 313 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,948 You've never even talked to a girl. 314 00:15:22,979 --> 00:15:24,822 Look, I have a lot of things to do with girls! 315 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,625 Look, Jack's right, man. We're not cut out for this. 316 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,793 What are we going to do, Milton? 317 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,896 Didn't you learn anything from those battle-strategy books you were reading? 318 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,165 Yes. 319 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,801 And I know exactly what we're going to do. 320 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,439 I surrender. Please don't hurt me. 321 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,044 Okey dokey. 322 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,213 We're going to take out that naughty tooth lickety-split. 323 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,116 Here's a syringe filled with numbing agent. 324 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,819 - Thank you very much, Holly... - (Needle piercing) 325 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:13,004 Um, maybe you'd like to put some cotton in his mouth with these tongs? 326 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,178 (Grunts) 327 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,879 Oh. 328 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,951 Suction, doctor? 329 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,553 Ah. 330 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,162 - (Air hissing) - (Groaning) 331 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,866 (Panting) 332 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,737 Well, now that I've sucked your boogers, we can proceed. 333 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,208 (Needles piercing) 334 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:56,080 That's a big old oopsy-doopsy! 335 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,648 Doctor, do you need some help? 336 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,884 (Grunts) 337 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,552 No, nothing to worry about. 338 00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:05,720 I think I was quick enough to get it out before the numbing agent... 339 00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:07,959 (both gasping) Rudy! 340 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,528 No no, I'm Dr. Bjorklund, I... 341 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,597 my mask came off, didn't it? 342 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,567 Bart, what are you doing here? 343 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,870 I was coming to see you when I saw these flowers outside 344 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,739 with a love letter attached for you, from Rudy. 345 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,107 Now who's Rudy? 346 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,044 Oh, that's Rudy. You met him the other day. 347 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,112 Oh, I'm sorry. 348 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,082 I'm really not good with names. 349 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,084 Now I remember. I'm gonna crush you! 350 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,286 (Grunting) 351 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,625 (Crying) 352 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,627 Now stand up and fight me like a man. 353 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,165 (Grunts) 354 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,969 Oh! My tooth came out! 355 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,672 I feel no pain! Thank you! 356 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,742 Oh, you should become a dentist, Mr. Bart! 357 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,944 You'd be much better at that than at football! 358 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,846 You are awful! 359 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,714 - (Grunts) - Oh! 360 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,988 Throw down your weapon. 361 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,356 Where's the rest of your team? 362 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,225 Jerry panicked and climbed out the window 363 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,361 of the men's room. It's just me and Sydney. 364 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,629 Sydney, now! 365 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,391 Surrender, Jack! It's over. 366 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,160 He's right. We've got you right where we... 367 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,862 ow! 368 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,664 Not cool, dude. I'm not wearing a cup. 369 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,801 It's just the two of us, Jack. 370 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,769 Get ready to eat paint. 371 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,707 (Grunts) 372 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,743 (Gun clicking) 373 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,251 Sounds like you're out of paint. 374 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,822 You're smart, Milton. But you didn't think of everything. 375 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,664 Actually, I did. 376 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,934 Purple paint? 377 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,770 (Low voice) That's not purple, punk. 378 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,840 (Grunts) 379 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,344 That's dusty lavender. 380 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,714 (Buzzer sounds) 381 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,783 - We did it! - Whoo! 382 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,853 The winner of this year's commando battle is... 383 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,089 The wasabi warriors! 384 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,258 (All applauding) 385 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,797 Wow. You guys really pulled this thing off. 386 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,400 I... I'm sorry I underestimated you. 387 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,402 Yes, you did. 388 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,404 I never should have bailed on you. 389 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,740 Permission to be on your team next year, sir? 390 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,909 Permission granted. 391 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,946 Company fall in! 392 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,949 It looked like we couldn't make the cut! 393 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,084 Both: it looked like we couldn't make the cut! 394 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,019 Then team wasabi kicked some butt! 395 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,888 Then team wasabi kicked some butt! 396 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,323 - Whoo! - All: Boom shaka laka laka! 397 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,357 Boom shaka laka laka! 398 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,992 Boom shaka laka laka... 399 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,096 Boom! 400 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,907 (Bugle playing "reveille") 401 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,047 Rise and shine, goldilocks! 402 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:54,318 Only 364 more days till next year's competition! 403 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,487 Uh, how did I get here? 404 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,422 I had a dream that I was picked up in a shopping cart 405 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,492 by a baboon and a freckled stork! 406 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,967 Get down and give us 50, maggot! 407 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,039 I'm not giving you 50. 408 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,275 I'm not giving you one. 409 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,510 Here's what's gonna happen... 410 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,379 I am getting in this shopping cart 411 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,482 and you two are going to take me home, and I'm going back to bed! 412 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,317 Is that clear?! 413 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,920 Both: Very clear! 414 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:32,857 Maggot. 415 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,930 (Theme music playing) 416 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,953 (Dog growls, barks) 417 00:22:03,003 --> 00:22:07,553 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29489

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