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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,370 You can do this, Milton. Push it! 3 00:00:11,421 --> 00:00:13,456 (Straining) 4 00:00:15,675 --> 00:00:18,377 That's... (Grunting) 5 00:00:18,428 --> 00:00:20,296 Two! 6 00:00:20,347 --> 00:00:21,680 (Exhales) 7 00:00:21,715 --> 00:00:24,717 - Thanks for sharing, Tina. - You're welcome. 8 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:26,552 Ah! 9 00:00:26,554 --> 00:00:27,720 Are you done, playing? 10 00:00:27,722 --> 00:00:29,638 I've been waiting to use that bench for like an hour. 11 00:00:29,673 --> 00:00:31,791 I don't know what's more depressing, watching you lift weights 12 00:00:31,825 --> 00:00:34,443 or watching Jerry read. 13 00:00:34,478 --> 00:00:36,395 (Groaning) 14 00:00:36,446 --> 00:00:38,364 That's... 15 00:00:38,398 --> 00:00:40,316 (Sighs) Two. 16 00:00:40,367 --> 00:00:41,450 Whoo! 17 00:00:41,485 --> 00:00:43,619 - Thanks for sharing, Tina. - You're welcome. 18 00:00:46,573 --> 00:00:49,575 Hey, anyone want to guess how I made $100 19 00:00:49,626 --> 00:00:51,660 in 15 minutes going "he-yup"? 20 00:00:51,711 --> 00:00:53,746 He-nope! 21 00:00:53,797 --> 00:00:56,582 100 bucks... I'm listening. 22 00:00:56,584 --> 00:00:59,668 I bid on one of those abandoned storage units at an auction, 23 00:00:59,719 --> 00:01:02,755 sold everything, and doubled my money. 24 00:01:02,757 --> 00:01:08,561 But I held onto this classy treasure. 25 00:01:08,595 --> 00:01:10,563 What's the big deal? It's just a donkey. 26 00:01:10,597 --> 00:01:13,516 A jelly bean pooping donkey. 27 00:01:14,734 --> 00:01:16,602 (Brays) 28 00:01:16,653 --> 00:01:18,270 Jackpot! 29 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,491 That may be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 30 00:01:23,777 --> 00:01:25,694 Ahem! 31 00:01:25,745 --> 00:01:27,329 What're you doing? 32 00:01:27,364 --> 00:01:29,748 Clearing your stuff out of my locker. 33 00:01:29,783 --> 00:01:36,372 Hair care products, zit cream, a picture of Kim with a well-worn lip area. 34 00:01:36,423 --> 00:01:37,373 Give me that! 35 00:01:38,592 --> 00:01:39,708 Why don't you go find your own locker? 36 00:01:39,759 --> 00:01:43,295 No way! This is the biggest one in the dojo, and I was here first. 37 00:01:43,346 --> 00:01:44,597 (Mockingly) Holy Christmas nuts! 38 00:01:44,631 --> 00:01:47,349 Jack stole my locker. Gah! 39 00:01:47,384 --> 00:01:51,470 Oh, you probably shouldn't have done that. 40 00:01:51,472 --> 00:01:52,771 You know what? That is it! I am so done with you! 41 00:01:52,806 --> 00:01:54,640 - I'm done with you! - Oh! 42 00:01:54,642 --> 00:01:55,724 Rudy: All right! All right! 43 00:01:55,775 --> 00:01:57,476 That is enough! Get up! 44 00:01:57,478 --> 00:02:02,531 Look, you two have been at each other's throats for weeks. 45 00:02:02,566 --> 00:02:04,450 I know exactly what you two need. 46 00:02:04,484 --> 00:02:07,403 - Me too. Time apart. - Fine with me. 47 00:02:07,454 --> 00:02:10,322 Actually, I was thinking of something a little different. 48 00:02:10,373 --> 00:02:12,408 Road trip! 49 00:02:12,459 --> 00:02:13,659 (Beeps) 50 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:17,746 Yup, nothing brings friends together like 16 hours crammed inside the back 51 00:02:17,797 --> 00:02:19,665 of an old rv. 52 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:22,334 - This is all your fault. - My fault? 53 00:02:22,336 --> 00:02:23,502 - How's it my fault? - You tried to steal... 54 00:02:23,504 --> 00:02:24,503 Forgot the parking brake. 55 00:02:24,554 --> 00:02:25,754 - Mine! Mine! - My locker first! 56 00:02:25,805 --> 00:02:29,675 This is gonna be great! Great I tell you! 57 00:02:29,677 --> 00:02:33,345 - (Rock music playing) - Don't you get all tough with me 58 00:02:33,347 --> 00:02:37,600 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? 59 00:02:37,651 --> 00:02:40,352 and we could have a ball, run up the wall 60 00:02:40,354 --> 00:02:41,687 - that's just how we do - Come on 61 00:02:41,738 --> 00:02:43,522 and no matter how much I chop and punch 62 00:02:43,524 --> 00:02:45,691 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 63 00:02:45,693 --> 00:02:48,694 here we go, let's start the party 64 00:02:48,696 --> 00:02:50,613 chop it up like it's karate 65 00:02:50,664 --> 00:02:52,448 everybody 66 00:02:52,499 --> 00:02:55,334 won't you come kick it with me? 67 00:02:55,368 --> 00:02:57,620 and we could have a ball, run up the wall 68 00:02:57,671 --> 00:02:59,371 - hey - That's just how we do 69 00:02:59,422 --> 00:03:00,539 - come on - And no matter how much 70 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:01,790 I chop and punch 71 00:03:01,841 --> 00:03:04,593 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 72 00:03:09,243 --> 00:03:11,544 Sing this song, doodah doodah 73 00:03:11,578 --> 00:03:13,295 Camptown racetrack five Miles long 74 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:15,164 Oh, the doodah day. take it! 75 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,584 Got to run all night 76 00:03:18,586 --> 00:03:20,586 - Got to run all day - Both: Rudy! 77 00:03:20,637 --> 00:03:23,589 It has been eight hours. 78 00:03:23,591 --> 00:03:25,591 I can't take anymore singing. 79 00:03:25,642 --> 00:03:28,260 You know what you two need? 80 00:03:28,262 --> 00:03:30,179 A little fresh country air. 81 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:31,480 (Wind rushes) 82 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,182 (Splattering) 83 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:35,317 Uh... 84 00:03:35,352 --> 00:03:38,571 Oh, yeah, nothing like that fresh country air. 85 00:03:38,605 --> 00:03:40,322 (Window closes) 86 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:48,197 Just four more hours and we're gonna be camping on the edge of the gorge. 87 00:03:48,248 --> 00:03:50,349 Four hours? Rudy, I'm getting hungry. 88 00:03:50,383 --> 00:03:51,534 And look, there's a waffle hut up ahead. 89 00:03:51,585 --> 00:03:53,452 They only serve breakfast. 90 00:03:53,454 --> 00:03:55,521 I don't do breakfast for dinner. 91 00:03:55,555 --> 00:03:59,425 - Here we go! - My digestive system plays by the rules, Jack, 92 00:03:59,459 --> 00:04:02,378 unlike you and your renegade bowels! 93 00:04:03,463 --> 00:04:05,264 Okay, Milton, you pick a spot. 94 00:04:05,298 --> 00:04:07,349 What about the garden patch up in parrump? 95 00:04:07,384 --> 00:04:09,552 I've heard really good things about their pickled jicama. 96 00:04:09,603 --> 00:04:11,387 Uh, I don't eat pickled jicama. 97 00:04:11,438 --> 00:04:13,472 You know why? Because I'm a dude! 98 00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:16,392 Oh, really? Tell that to your hair! 99 00:04:16,443 --> 00:04:19,445 - What?! You're just jealous! - Yeah, you look like a girl! 100 00:04:19,479 --> 00:04:24,150 So help me, if you keep this up, I will turn this rv around! 101 00:04:24,152 --> 00:04:25,618 - Good! - Do it! 102 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:28,320 Oh-ho-ho. Oh, yeah. You'd like that, wouldn't you? 103 00:04:28,322 --> 00:04:30,372 Well, I am not turning this rv around. 104 00:04:30,407 --> 00:04:32,324 And we are going to have fun! 105 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,210 Camptown ladies sing this song 106 00:04:34,244 --> 00:04:35,544 Doodah doodah 107 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,163 Camptown racetrack five Miles long 108 00:04:37,214 --> 00:04:39,165 All the doodah day. take it. 109 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:40,332 I said take it! 110 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:42,418 Both: got to run all night 111 00:04:42,469 --> 00:04:43,636 Got to run all day 112 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:46,505 I'll bet my... (Mumbling) 113 00:04:46,556 --> 00:04:48,340 ...bet on the bay. 114 00:04:55,315 --> 00:04:59,401 All right, if we pool our money, we'll have enough to make a winning bid 115 00:04:59,436 --> 00:05:01,604 on storage locker 258. 116 00:05:01,655 --> 00:05:03,656 Why do we want 258? 117 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:11,163 (Whispering) Oh, unit 258 was owned by a sports memorabilia fanatic. 118 00:05:11,198 --> 00:05:13,199 Now bidding on locker 258. 119 00:05:13,201 --> 00:05:15,201 Let's start the bid at $50. 120 00:05:15,203 --> 00:05:17,536 - Do I hear 50? - He-yup! 121 00:05:17,538 --> 00:05:19,371 50, I got. Do I hear 75? 122 00:05:21,508 --> 00:05:23,459 75, I got. Do I hear 100? 123 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:26,212 Cripes, someone's bidding against me. 124 00:05:26,263 --> 00:05:28,264 What? Oh, just hang tough, Joan. 125 00:05:28,298 --> 00:05:30,216 - You'll get it. - Mama's going to 100. 126 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:31,550 100, I got. Do I have 150? 127 00:05:33,186 --> 00:05:35,221 150, I got. Do I hear 200. 128 00:05:35,272 --> 00:05:38,140 - He-yup! - That's 250 to you, sir. 129 00:05:38,191 --> 00:05:39,225 - Who, sir? - You, sir. 130 00:05:39,227 --> 00:05:40,226 - Me, sir? - Yes, sir. 131 00:05:40,228 --> 00:05:42,561 - No, sir! - Aah! 132 00:05:42,563 --> 00:05:47,316 Going once, going twice, sold to the woman wrestling the boy to the ground. 133 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:53,455 Would have been nice to have stopped 134 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:55,574 at the supermarket since we didn't have lunch. 135 00:05:55,576 --> 00:05:58,627 When you're out camping, nature is your supermarket. 136 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:03,415 Does anyone want another helping of gravel stew? 137 00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:07,386 I'm good. Still trying to digest my pinecone calzone. 138 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:09,305 Jack: Rudy, come on. 139 00:06:09,339 --> 00:06:11,257 - Can we just go home? - Let's go home. 140 00:06:11,259 --> 00:06:12,424 I can't wait to be away from you. 141 00:06:12,475 --> 00:06:14,310 - Oh, seriously?! - Yeah, you drive me nuts! 142 00:06:14,344 --> 00:06:16,145 - Nag! That's all you do! - Enough! 143 00:06:16,179 --> 00:06:17,429 I've had it with you two. 144 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,181 I am going to go into the rv 145 00:06:19,232 --> 00:06:21,350 and get a good night's sleep. You two can stay out here. 146 00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:28,107 Tomorrow morning we are going home. 147 00:06:38,201 --> 00:06:41,253 - You happy? - Yeah, I kinda am. 148 00:06:42,339 --> 00:06:44,590 It's kind of rocky out here. 149 00:06:44,624 --> 00:06:46,425 It's called camping out, Jack. 150 00:06:46,459 --> 00:06:49,295 Why don't you just man up and rough it like me? 151 00:06:49,297 --> 00:06:51,463 (Air hissing) 152 00:06:57,437 --> 00:06:58,437 What is that? 153 00:06:58,471 --> 00:07:02,391 It's the latest in camping comfort, the "nature napper 5000." 154 00:07:02,442 --> 00:07:04,143 It's made of a space-age polymer. 155 00:07:04,145 --> 00:07:06,362 The salesman said it's 100% indestructible. 156 00:07:06,396 --> 00:07:07,479 - (Pops) - (Air hissing) 157 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,316 (Shrieks) 158 00:07:10,318 --> 00:07:13,485 I guess the salesman didn't have a sharp stick. 159 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:15,287 Gah! 160 00:07:15,322 --> 00:07:17,573 Ow! What are you... ow! 161 00:07:17,624 --> 00:07:19,375 Kickin' it with you! 162 00:07:19,409 --> 00:07:22,494 Okay, Joan, when this locker makes us rich, 163 00:07:22,496 --> 00:07:24,413 let's never lose sight of where we came from. 164 00:07:24,464 --> 00:07:27,166 I hear that, brother. Don't worry. 165 00:07:27,168 --> 00:07:29,418 I'll always just be Joan-y from the block. 166 00:07:38,311 --> 00:07:40,479 Okay, here we go. 167 00:07:40,513 --> 00:07:43,265 (Both squeal) 168 00:07:43,316 --> 00:07:44,516 Nothing! 169 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:47,519 (Both squealing) 170 00:07:47,521 --> 00:07:49,238 Nothing! 171 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:52,191 Oh, ah ah ah! 172 00:07:52,242 --> 00:07:53,492 There's something in this one. 173 00:07:53,526 --> 00:07:55,160 (Both squealing) 174 00:07:55,195 --> 00:07:57,196 Aww, it's just another box. 175 00:07:57,247 --> 00:08:00,499 What kind of sicko puts a box in a box? 176 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:05,371 Look, Jerry. This box says, "property of the New York Yankees." 177 00:08:09,175 --> 00:08:11,293 (Fanfare plays) 178 00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:13,262 (Both gasp) 179 00:08:13,296 --> 00:08:17,433 Is that what I think it is? 180 00:08:21,137 --> 00:08:22,304 Yep. 181 00:08:24,391 --> 00:08:26,392 And look whose name's on it. 182 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:31,196 Both: Babe Ruth! 183 00:08:31,231 --> 00:08:33,315 Babe Ruth! Babe Ruth! 184 00:08:33,366 --> 00:08:34,533 Babe Ruth! 185 00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:36,368 - Babe... - Who's babe Ruth? 186 00:08:37,537 --> 00:08:39,371 Oh my! 187 00:08:39,406 --> 00:08:41,407 This is 100% authentic. 188 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:44,293 You don't see this kind of craftsmanship today. 189 00:08:48,298 --> 00:08:51,383 It's so beautiful. 190 00:08:51,418 --> 00:08:53,252 Hear that, Joan? 191 00:08:53,254 --> 00:08:55,587 We're the proud owners of babe Ruth's jockstrap. 192 00:08:55,638 --> 00:08:58,557 It's not just any jock. It's his lucky jock. 193 00:08:58,591 --> 00:09:01,393 Lucky jock? Really? 194 00:09:01,428 --> 00:09:03,395 He went from a chunky vacuum salesman 195 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:05,264 to a baseball legend the day he slipped on 196 00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:08,150 that glorious guardian of the nether regions. 197 00:09:10,403 --> 00:09:15,524 Hmm, so how many hundies for the undies? 198 00:09:15,575 --> 00:09:19,578 My jock museum will pay $50,000 for it. 199 00:09:19,612 --> 00:09:22,281 I'll be back tomorrow with the money. 200 00:09:26,286 --> 00:09:28,170 50... 201 00:09:28,204 --> 00:09:30,339 (Stutters) $50,000? 202 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:32,541 Jerry. 203 00:09:32,592 --> 00:09:34,460 Don't worry. 204 00:09:34,462 --> 00:09:36,345 I got you, Joan. 205 00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:48,607 (Honking loudly) 206 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,561 You have got to stop doing that! 207 00:09:52,595 --> 00:09:54,480 You kept me up all night. 208 00:09:54,482 --> 00:09:56,482 You think I like this? 209 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:59,151 Do you know how many kids suffer in silence 210 00:09:59,153 --> 00:10:01,570 from the heartbreak of honking rhinitosis? 211 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:04,406 There is nothing silent about it. 212 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:10,162 Well, maybe the great outdoors isn't big enough for the two of us. 213 00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:12,414 Come on, Rudy! Let's go home! 214 00:10:12,465 --> 00:10:15,384 Yeah, Rudy, it's time to get out of here! 215 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:18,337 I can't believe I was ever friends with someone like you. 216 00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:20,472 You're nothing more than a troglodyte. 217 00:10:23,376 --> 00:10:25,260 Both: Oh, no no no. Rudy! 218 00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:26,512 Milton: No, Rudy! 219 00:10:26,514 --> 00:10:27,646 - No no no. - No no. 220 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,314 (Crashing) 221 00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:43,348 Rudy: There must be some real food around here somewhere. 222 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:49,521 Nothing. Nothing. 223 00:10:49,555 --> 00:10:51,773 Skunk butt. 224 00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:54,476 Nothing. 225 00:10:54,527 --> 00:10:57,479 Skunk butt? 226 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:59,314 - (Chirps, sprays) - (Screams) 227 00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:01,566 (Coughs) 228 00:11:04,704 --> 00:11:06,488 Rudy, don't move. 229 00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:09,708 I got skunk in the mouth. 230 00:11:09,742 --> 00:11:12,577 Rudy, you have a bigger problem than skunk mouth. 231 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,464 Oh, nothing can be worse than... aah! 232 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:19,251 It's worse. It's so much worse! 233 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:28,677 That guy from the jock museum was right about the babe's jock being lucky. 234 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:33,732 When he forks over that $50,000, it'll be our lucky day. 235 00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:39,321 Lucky jock... (Laughs) 236 00:11:53,786 --> 00:11:55,537 (Cellphone rings) 237 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:04,296 Hello? Jeanie. 238 00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:07,632 Oh no, yeah, I'd love to come to your party with all your sisters. 239 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:13,305 No, it wouldn't be weird at all that I'm the only guy there. 240 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:19,311 The legend is true. 241 00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,364 (Swing music playing) 242 00:12:22,398 --> 00:12:23,365 (Beeps) 243 00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:45,337 There you are, you little thief. 244 00:12:45,388 --> 00:12:47,639 What kind of jerk jacks a jock? 245 00:12:47,673 --> 00:12:48,757 Joan Joan Joan. 246 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:51,309 Look, the legend is true. This thing is really lucky. 247 00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:54,596 Oh, please, I'm putting it back in its case where it belongs. 248 00:12:56,649 --> 00:12:59,434 (Cellphone rings) 249 00:13:00,686 --> 00:13:03,522 Hello. Oh, hi, Donnie. 250 00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:09,327 Yeah, I'd love to have dinner at the fire house with all the firemen. 251 00:13:09,362 --> 00:13:13,448 No, it wouldn't be weird at all that I'm the only girl! 252 00:13:18,621 --> 00:13:21,423 (Swing music playing) 253 00:13:50,536 --> 00:13:54,289 I called the park rangers, but they can't get here for another half-hour. 254 00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:57,492 Forget that. I'm going to slowly walk to the back of the rv. 255 00:13:57,494 --> 00:13:59,628 - (Creaking) - Okay! Not walking! 256 00:13:59,662 --> 00:14:01,329 Not walking! 257 00:14:01,331 --> 00:14:04,382 It's too unstable, we can't wait. 258 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:06,384 I got an idea. 259 00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:08,503 I'll run five Miles down to the interstate, 260 00:14:08,505 --> 00:14:10,505 flag down an 18-Wheeler. He'll back up here. 261 00:14:10,507 --> 00:14:13,341 We hook it up to the rv. We pull Rudy to safety. 262 00:14:13,343 --> 00:14:15,393 That's my Jack, always there when I need you. 263 00:14:17,346 --> 00:14:18,680 By the time you get back, Rudy'll be splattered 264 00:14:18,731 --> 00:14:20,348 all over the bottom of the canyon. 265 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:21,683 Worst plan ever, Jack! 266 00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:23,518 Never there when I need you! 267 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,571 With all that stuff you packed, why didn't you bother to pack a rope 268 00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:28,356 instead of the stupid "nature napper"? 269 00:14:28,407 --> 00:14:32,360 Well, that's it. The nature napper! 270 00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:35,497 What are we gonna do? Patch it, inflate it, put it an the bottom of the canyon 271 00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:38,416 so Rudy has something nice and soft to land on? 272 00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:40,619 Finally, a plan that'll work! 273 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:44,372 No, the nature napper is made from really strong rubber. 274 00:14:44,374 --> 00:14:46,458 We can cut it into strips and make a rope out of it. 275 00:14:46,509 --> 00:14:50,378 Is that the same rubber that Jack popped when he poked it with his stick? 276 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,347 Fine, Rudy. What's your idea? 277 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:53,431 Oh, I don't know. 278 00:14:53,466 --> 00:14:54,633 Maybe let's just take a minute. 279 00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:57,519 We'll use our heads and come up with a better plan. 280 00:14:57,553 --> 00:14:59,554 We're going nature napper! 281 00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:01,273 Both: All right, let's go! 282 00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:11,366 - (Light switch clicks) - (Screams) 283 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,701 Where have you been, Joan? 284 00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:15,704 - Nowhere. - Don't lie to me, sister. 285 00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:18,456 We both know you've been out there 286 00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:20,692 living la vida lucky with a dead man's jock. 287 00:15:20,726 --> 00:15:23,628 So what if I was?! It's half mine! 288 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,413 And it's half mine. 289 00:15:25,415 --> 00:15:27,299 And I've decided I don't want to sell it. 290 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,550 Well, I don't want to sell it either. 291 00:15:28,584 --> 00:15:30,385 That thing changed my life! 292 00:15:30,419 --> 00:15:33,388 Oh, good. Well, then we'll keep it. 293 00:15:33,422 --> 00:15:36,257 Now if you hand it over, I need it for a science test tomorrow 294 00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:38,426 that I plan to not study for. 295 00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:42,263 But I entered myself in a beauty pageant tomorrow 296 00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:46,601 where I shall be named the most beautiful teenage girl in all of seaford. 297 00:15:46,652 --> 00:15:51,323 What? That kind of miracle would squeeze every last drop of luck out of it. 298 00:15:51,357 --> 00:15:56,661 Please! You said you were gonna use it to pass a science test. 299 00:15:56,696 --> 00:15:59,280 Give me that. 300 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:00,448 (Mocks) Oh, give me that. 301 00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,584 Oh, I'm Jerry. I really want the jock. 302 00:16:02,618 --> 00:16:04,369 - Don't... - (Babbles) 303 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:06,254 - (Growls) - (Screams) 304 00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:15,263 (Cloth rips) 305 00:16:15,297 --> 00:16:16,297 Excuse me. 306 00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:19,467 Both: Hello. 307 00:16:19,518 --> 00:16:21,519 I'm here with your money. 308 00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:25,473 Uh, babe's jock, where is it? 309 00:16:25,524 --> 00:16:27,692 Uh... 310 00:16:36,485 --> 00:16:37,569 It was great doing business with you. 311 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,620 Thank you so much. 312 00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:41,239 Oh, no no no no. 313 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:43,408 Deal's off! 314 00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:45,577 (Sobs) 315 00:16:45,628 --> 00:16:47,495 You've ruined it! 316 00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:50,331 (Cries) 317 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,300 I can't believe it. 318 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:53,668 We don't have the money. We don't have the jock. 319 00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,253 We don't have anything. 320 00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:58,673 Oh, no, you're wrong, Jerry. 321 00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:02,510 We have something that they can never take away from us. 322 00:17:02,512 --> 00:17:04,396 Our friendship? 323 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:06,264 Forget that. 324 00:17:06,315 --> 00:17:07,649 My jelly bean pooping donkey. 325 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,238 (Donkey brays) 326 00:17:13,272 --> 00:17:14,522 - (Distorted braying) - Uh, Joan, 327 00:17:14,573 --> 00:17:15,690 that doesn't sound too good. 328 00:17:15,692 --> 00:17:19,210 (Electrical zapping) 329 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:20,528 Oh, get down. That thing's gonna blow! 330 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,593 Hang on, Rudy. We're almost there. 331 00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:39,547 All right, Jack, I'm lowering you down nice and easy. 332 00:17:39,549 --> 00:17:40,682 Just let me know when you're there. 333 00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:46,354 I'm there. 334 00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:02,704 Whoa! 335 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:11,379 All right, Rudy, give me your hand. 336 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,637 I can't reach, Jack. 337 00:18:19,672 --> 00:18:21,422 Rudy, you're gonna have to jump. 338 00:18:22,675 --> 00:18:24,676 I can't do it, Jack. I'm scared. 339 00:18:24,727 --> 00:18:26,594 Rudy, it's Jack. 340 00:18:26,596 --> 00:18:29,230 If there's anybody you should trust, it's him. 341 00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:32,267 Easy for you to say, Mr. Not-hanging-over-a-gorge. 342 00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:35,487 - (Rv creaks) - Rudy, it's going! Jump! 343 00:18:47,283 --> 00:18:50,451 Oh, great, there goes that deposit. 344 00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:53,454 - (Creaking) - What was that? 345 00:18:53,456 --> 00:18:55,456 The branch... It's breaking! 346 00:18:56,675 --> 00:18:58,293 (Screams) 347 00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,544 Oh! No! 348 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,598 Rudy! 349 00:19:03,632 --> 00:19:06,434 Jack! 350 00:19:06,468 --> 00:19:09,270 Why? 351 00:19:09,305 --> 00:19:12,273 My best friend and incompetent sensei are gone. 352 00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:16,277 No, we're not gone. We're here. 353 00:19:16,312 --> 00:19:21,649 I know, but you're angels now. 354 00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:23,484 Oh, Jack. Why, Jack? 355 00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:27,622 You were so brave, loyal and trustworthy, 356 00:19:27,656 --> 00:19:30,658 like a golden retriever with better hair. 357 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:33,411 Milton. 358 00:19:33,462 --> 00:19:35,663 Jack! 359 00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:37,215 You're alive! 360 00:19:37,249 --> 00:19:40,385 Hello, I'm here too. 361 00:19:40,419 --> 00:19:42,253 Oh, Rudy! 362 00:19:42,304 --> 00:19:44,322 Look, Jack's alive! 363 00:19:44,356 --> 00:19:46,424 Hey... Oh. 364 00:19:46,475 --> 00:19:48,560 How'd you make it? 365 00:19:48,594 --> 00:19:52,397 Well, we made it when the rope slammed us into the side of the canyon 366 00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:54,265 and we grabbed some roots and climbed our way out. 367 00:19:54,316 --> 00:19:56,568 Those are some pretty nice things you said about me, Milton. 368 00:19:56,602 --> 00:20:00,688 Well, when I thought I had lost you, I felt like I had a hole in my heart 369 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:02,523 the size of this canyon. 370 00:20:02,575 --> 00:20:05,526 How'd you feel when you thought you lost me? 371 00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:08,696 I was very torn up. 372 00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:13,534 Jack, you're like a brother to me. 373 00:20:13,536 --> 00:20:14,702 And just because brothers fight 374 00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:16,371 doesn't mean they don't care about each other. 375 00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:20,675 I told you two this road trip would bring you together. 376 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:23,294 There's just one thing I feel bad about. 377 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:25,430 My little skunk friend didn't make it. 378 00:20:26,632 --> 00:20:28,433 Hopefully he's in a better place 379 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:31,302 and his soul will live forever in this canyon. 380 00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:36,724 Guys? Guys, why are you running? 381 00:20:40,529 --> 00:20:42,563 - (Skunk chirps) - Oh. Oh, no! 382 00:20:46,532 --> 00:20:50,218 I'm glad we decided to stay the night. 383 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,437 I can't believe you caught all this delicious salmon. 384 00:20:52,472 --> 00:20:54,356 Didn't catch it. No no no. 385 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:56,558 I went down to the stream, and the friendliest grizzly bear 386 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,477 was just slapping fish up onto the shore. 387 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,480 Yeah, I just grabbed a couple, said thank you, 388 00:21:01,531 --> 00:21:04,115 and he growled this big, hearty, "you're welcome." 389 00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:07,319 (Bear growling) 390 00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:10,238 Yeah, it sounded just like that. 391 00:21:10,289 --> 00:21:12,407 Is that the bear? 392 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:15,076 (Growling) 393 00:21:15,078 --> 00:21:18,246 (Whispering) We should probably get out of here. 394 00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:21,166 - (Growling, huffing) - Jack? Milton? 395 00:21:21,217 --> 00:21:24,553 (Bear growling) 396 00:21:31,177 --> 00:21:33,478 You should know that I am a black belt in karate. 397 00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:38,078 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28940

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