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Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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(Theme music playing)
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Now if you sign up with
the Wasabi Warrior Academy
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you'll find that, as your sensei,
I like creating an environment
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of tranquility and peace.
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(Air horn blasts)
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Roped in another one, people!
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- Hey, what's going on?
- I'll tell you what's going on.
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The promotional video I put
on our website is working!
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I can't wait to watch us on camera.
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Oh, when Donnie at the
hardware depot sees me in my gi,
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it's gonna take our relationship
to a whole 'nother level.
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He might even stop locking the
doors when he sees me coming.
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- (Rock music playing)
- Oh.
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Yo, here we come.
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Ha ha!
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Where were we?
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I'm sorry.
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I had to make some difficult decisions.
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Like cutting us out?
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Oh no, that was an easy one.
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No, what I struggled with was how
to deal with my "directed by" credit.
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But then it just kind of came to me.
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(Fanfare)
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This video was directed by me!
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Rudy Gillespie... Espie-espie-espie.
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I trained hard for that video!
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My reverse heel kick landed with force
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- and precision.
- It landed in your face, Joan.
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Is that what happened?
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(Cheering)
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Hey, yo, Jack, have you seen this video?
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Uh, yes, I have and I'm not the only one.
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Since it came out, I got a
free game at laser tag world.
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- (Milton gasps)
- I'll be on the homecoming float with the cheerleaders.
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- (Jerry whimpers)
- And Bob the butcher gave me this bag of cold cuts.
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Whoo! I'll take that.
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Joany Malone-y loves Bob's baloney.
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Hey, Jack, got some
potential customers over here
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who want to see your video.
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If Rudy won't put us in the
video, let's make our own.
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With some creative
editing and movie tricks,
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- we could look as good as Jack.
- Oh.
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I don't need any fancy movie tricks.
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I'm the real thing.
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Reverse heel kick coming atcha!
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We need fancy movie tricks.
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(Rock music playing)
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me?
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and we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you
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here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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won't you come kick it with me?
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and we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you.
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This is the movie magic
I was talking about.
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We've got a green screen
for digital effects,
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styrofoam bricks, pre-cut
boards and a breakaway door.
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Oh yeah, I've heard about these things.
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(Laughs) So this is how
Hollywood does it, huh?
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(Cracks
) - Oh-ooh!
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Oh! Got me with the old breakaway stool.
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Oh no, Joan, I think that was...
I said it was a breakaway stool!
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All right, let's get famous, people.
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- (Techno music playing)
- Announcer: Ready ot, orworl,
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you are about to meet "paws"...
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- "Jaws"...
- (Animal growls)
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and "claws."
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(Snicks)
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(Animal roars)
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(Big cat snarls)
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Together they are the tiger trio!
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(Big cat snarls)
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(Whimpers)
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I wanna be those people.
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We are those people.
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We are awesome, people.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Rudy: Oh yeah, the sea dogs won!
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They are one game away from
winning the championship.
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Let's go sea dogs!
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(Barks)
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I love the sea dogs.
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You know I met my wife at a
game, and I still love them.
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Izzy!
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Dudewhat a, you doing here?
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I thought your band
was on their world tour.
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(British accent) Long
story... my jet broke.
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Not such a long story.
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Jack, look at this!
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I invented a game. You take this hard ball,
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you stick your fingers in the holes,
and then - you throw it! - (Screams)
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Izzy, yeah, it is a
game. It's called bowling.
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You're supposed to throw
the ball at the pins.
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Where's the fun in that?
Pins can't run and scream.
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Oh, embarrassing for you two...
wearing the same clothes.
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- (Both chuckle)
- No.
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We're dressed like this because we
just came back from a baseball game.
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If the sea dogs win tomorrow,
they'll be world champions.
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World champions?! That's so exciting!
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I never thought I'd live to see the day!
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- You don't know what baseball is, do you?
- Not a clue!
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We're going tomorrow. You
have to come with us, man.
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Rudy has an extra ticket.
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I do, but I'm bringing a date.
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Hey, Jeannie, do you want to
go to the game with me tomorrow?
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(Snorts)
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You know what? It would be my pleasure
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to introduce you to America's past...
Alison, do you... want...
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ticket's all yours.
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Check it out. Our video's got 65 views.
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- All right.
- Oh, sorry I'm late.
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I just watched our video 64 times.
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(Growls)
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Well, at least one person
saw it and liked it.
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Wow, their screen name is "gingergenius."
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Ooh-hoo.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Look, we just got a few more views.
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And a comment. (Types)
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"Tiger trio, think you are incredible.
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We'd like you to perform at our yucca
valley cactus festival this weekend.
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- Mayor duggan."
- (Snickering)
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- What a joke.
- Please.
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Cactus festival.
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- I'm in.
- Me too!
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Cactus festival!
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Oh wait wait wait
wait... wait a minute!
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What happens when we get there and we're
not as good as we look on that video?
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We'll just bring them a
little Hollywood movie magic.
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As long as they don't
know our props are fake,
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- they'll think we're the real thing.
- He's right.
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We're not selling the steak,
we're selling the sizzle.
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Ssss!
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Well, don't worry about that.
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Old joany can bring the sizzle.
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- (Crackles)
- (Gibbering)
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Wow, nice sizzle.
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All right, one more out
and we are world champions.
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We're going to get it. This
guy hits like my mother.
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You know, my mother actually played
for the giants back in the day.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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She even played when she
was still pregnant with me.
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In her last game, she went into
labor as she was rounding first,
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slid into second, and I stole third.
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This game is amazing. Are you
allowed to talk to the baseballers?
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Of course, calling
stuff out from the stands
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is all a part of the experience.
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Hey there! You, scratching and spitting.
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- Yeah?
- Not you, Louis.
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Him. Number 21!
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You've got grass stains on your knickers
and you've lost your other mitten!
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No, Izzy, it's not a mitten. It's a glove.
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- They use it to catch the ball.
- Here.
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In case a ball comes up
in the stands, use mine.
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- (Bat cracks)
- Oh, this is it.
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When balboni catches this
one, we're gonna be the champs!
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- You got it.
- You got it.
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You got it!
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I got it. I'm the champion of the world!
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- (Crowd booing)
- You moron!
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You turned that out into a home run!
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Izzy, you just cost us the championship!
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Don't worry, no one knows it
was me who caught the ball.
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Oh look, I'm on TV!
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(Booing continues)
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Let's get him!
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Hey!
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Come on!
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Kickin' it with you!
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I love how they made this place
look like an old west town.
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Hi, I'm Nikki.
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My dad's the mayor of yucca valley.
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We're so excited you're
here for the cactus festival.
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Oh well, you're pretty darn lucky
you got us when you did, hon.
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Right after you booked us we
got a call for another gig.
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Oh really? What was it?
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- Petting zoo.
- Funeral.
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Super bowl.
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I'll see you after the show, jaws.
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Yes, you will, legs... I mean, Nikki.
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Announcer: Ladies and gentleman,
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the yucca valley cactus festival is proud
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to present the tiger trio.
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(Big cat snarls)
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Paws!
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- Claws!
- (Roars)
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- And jaws!
- (Big cat growls)
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Hyah!
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Ha!
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(Grunts)
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(Laughing)
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(Yells)
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Well, I'm really really sorry, sir.
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Oh, you're going to be sorry.
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In fact this whole town's gonna be
sorry when I come back with my gang.
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(Growls)
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Wow, people seem really scared.
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Even that big guy in
the hat's running away.
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- Maybe somebody should call the sheriff.
- That guy is the sheriff.
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Look, I'm really sorry,
everybody. It was an accident.
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It's not your fault, Jerry.
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That guy's the leader of the Diablos.
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They're a biker gang that have ruined
every cactus festival we've ever had.
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But this year is gonna be different,
because this year we have the tiger trio!
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- Joan: Oh!
- (Applause)
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How lucky, wow.
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Good for you...
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What?
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Well, all in all, our
first show was a success.
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- Joan, the whole town's in danger because of us.
- Oh well, that's show business.
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One night you get a standing ovation,
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the next night you get a biker gang
tdestroy a whole town. Off we go.
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- Where are you guys going?
- (All yelp)
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You're not leaving, are you?
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No... Why would you think that?
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Because your bags are packed, you've got
a map highlighted back to the freeway,
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and two minutes ago Joan yelled
"peace out, girl scout!" To my dad.
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She may be on to us.
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You can't leave now.
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You're the tiger trio.
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This is the first time our
town actually has a chance
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to defend ourselves against the Diablos.
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(SIGHS) Look, Nikki.
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The truth is we're not good at karate.
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We're good at putting on a show.
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See these boards?
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They're not real.
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So... you're fakes?
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The only thing that was real today
was the way that you made me feel.
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(Moans)
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Too soon?
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I should have known the tiger
trio was too good to be true.
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Go ahead, run away.
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Wait, Nikki, wait!
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Look, there's something you need to know.
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We never got paid.
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Here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate.
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All right, there is a crowd of people
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waiting in the parking lot to get Izzy.
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00:13:17,402 --> 00:13:19,169
So we just got to slip him out the back.
250
00:13:19,203 --> 00:13:23,090
- The trick is just blending in.
- Izzy: Right, let's blend.
251
00:13:23,141 --> 00:13:25,142
There you are. Where is he?
252
00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,010
We don't know. We've
been looking for him too.
253
00:13:27,044 --> 00:13:29,263
Holy smokes, salty the sea dog!
254
00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:32,149
I love you. Can I get your autograph?
255
00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:35,269
(Fake American accent) Sure,
except I can't see anything
256
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,155
through my giant fake head!
257
00:13:39,357 --> 00:13:42,409
That's better. Who do I make it out to?
258
00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:47,230
Lou... l-o-you ball-stealing
crumpet-muncher!
259
00:13:47,248 --> 00:13:50,000
- (Clamoring)
- Get him!
260
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,425
All right, boys. Let's
put these bags in the car
261
00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,243
- and put this whole thing behind us.
- Awesome.
262
00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:02,179
- Hello!
- (All yelp)
263
00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:06,416
Don't talk to him. He may be a Diablo.
264
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:10,053
My name is Billy. Everyone in town
265
00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:13,056
is saying you're running
away, but I know the tiger trio
266
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:16,143
doesn't run away from anything.
You guys are my heroes.
267
00:14:18,363 --> 00:14:21,264
We'd sure appreciate it
if you'd stop staring at us
268
00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:25,319
with those Doe-eyes filled
with wonder and innocence.
269
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:31,992
Yeah, you're... Making me
feel all weird inside.
270
00:14:33,161 --> 00:14:35,295
It's called guilt, Joan.
271
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,131
I'm feeling it too.
272
00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:38,999
It's sitting right on top
273
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:42,118
of the little gas I got
from those cactus crab-cakes.
274
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:44,004
(Burps)
275
00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,422
Oh, now it's just the guilt.
276
00:14:47,308 --> 00:14:51,145
I don't know about you
two, but I'm staying here.
277
00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:58,068
The Diablos may take me
down, but not without a fight.
278
00:14:58,102 --> 00:15:01,104
Billy, round up everybody and tell
them to meet us in the town square.
279
00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:02,322
- I have a plan.
- Got it!
280
00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:04,324
- Okay, go!
- (Others chuckle)
281
00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:06,326
Good plan, you got rid of the kid!
282
00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:08,144
- Shotgun!
- Let's go.
283
00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:10,313
No, I have a plan to take down the Diablos.
284
00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:12,332
And once we announce
that we're not leaving,
285
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,418
the town will cheer us
for the real heroes we are.
286
00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:16,954
(Booing)
287
00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:20,323
Please, citizens of yucca valley, let
us not dwell on who the phonies are.
288
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:24,211
- It's you!
- Again, this is the thing we shall not dwell upon.
289
00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:27,264
Look, people, you've been terrorized
by the Diablos long enough.
290
00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:29,299
Okay? It's time for
this town to fight back.
291
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,269
We can't fight back.
We're just ordinary people.
292
00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:35,338
(Scoffs) Ordinary people?!
293
00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:38,225
Do you know what I see
when I look out there?
294
00:15:40,144 --> 00:15:42,345
Holy Hannah, you people are ordinary.
295
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,034
We're ordinary people too,
296
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,319
but we made you believe
that we were more than that.
297
00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:52,289
And that's exactly what you're
going to do to the Diablos.
298
00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:54,374
I'm going to need wire.
All the wire in town.
299
00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:56,994
You heard him, people. We need wire!
300
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:59,329
Yeah, and big pieces
of styrofoam and paint.
301
00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:01,381
Paint, people! Red, blue, whatever you got!
302
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:04,218
- And Nikki's phone number.
- Still too soon, Milton!
303
00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:09,205
Now let's make this a town the
Diablos will never mess with again.
304
00:16:09,224 --> 00:16:10,974
- Yeah!
- (Cheering)
305
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,183
Okay, all right!
306
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:23,070
We lost them thanks to
my super secret shortcut.
307
00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:25,239
- What took you so long?
- (All yelp)
308
00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:28,158
We've been here for over an hour.
309
00:16:28,192 --> 00:16:31,028
- Now hand him over.
- Whoa whoa!
310
00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:34,081
Look, you don't think that I'm mad?
311
00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:36,033
Balboni is my favorite player.
312
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,085
I have posters of him in my room.
313
00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:43,123
I have a reoccurring dream where we play
catch and he lets me call him "daddy."
314
00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:47,377
Look, Izzy's sorry. He's
never been to a game before.
315
00:16:47,411 --> 00:16:49,012
And he never will again!
316
00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:51,214
He's right. That game was a bore.
317
00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:53,416
It didn't get interesting
until I caught this ball.
318
00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:55,435
You s... - no
no no, hang on!
319
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:58,021
Izzy did nothing wrong.
320
00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:01,358
His only crime was wanting to experience
the greatest game our country knows.
321
00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:05,062
- The thrill of the crowd...
- (Mimics crowd roar)
322
00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:09,983
The crack of the bat
hitting the ball... Crack!
323
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:15,989
A bag of freshly roasted peanuts...
(Trumpets)
324
00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:19,409
Elephants love peanuts.
325
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:25,281
Look, all we wanted to do was
share our love of the game with him.
326
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,336
And if that's wrong, then we're wrong.
- Rudy: Yeah.
327
00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:32,005
Jack's right. Don't blame Izzy.
328
00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:33,390
Blame us.
329
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,144
You heard him, Louis.
330
00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:39,229
It's their fault. Let's get 'em.
331
00:17:39,263 --> 00:17:41,264
- (Clamoring)
- Rudy: No no no!
332
00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:44,184
But we made a heartfelt speech!
333
00:17:47,105 --> 00:17:49,106
(Western theme playing)
334
00:17:55,196 --> 00:17:58,115
Ha! It looks like the town's deserted.
335
00:17:58,149 --> 00:18:02,452
The tiger trio didn't even
have the guts to show up.
336
00:18:02,486 --> 00:18:07,958
Well, fellas, let's bust up their
town so they know we were here. Rahh!
337
00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:12,379
- Ha!
- (Dramatic Western theme)
338
00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:19,052
Coming back to this town was a big mistake.
339
00:18:22,306 --> 00:18:26,943
Look at this, guys. This twerp
thinks he's gonna take on the Diablos
340
00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:29,396
- all by himself.
- I'm not a twerp!
341
00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:32,115
Hiyah!
342
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,184
And I'm not alone.
343
00:18:34,202 --> 00:18:35,285
(Shouts)
344
00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:42,075
- He's got friends.
- (Screaming)
345
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:46,329
Lots of friends.
346
00:18:51,219 --> 00:18:54,171
And we're not backing down anymore.
347
00:19:02,346 --> 00:19:04,264
Hey, stop looking at me, little boy.
348
00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:07,017
I'm not afraid of you.
349
00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:09,986
You should be. Show him, Billy.
350
00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:13,273
(Shrieks)
351
00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,275
Now get out of my town.
352
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,327
All you people are crazy!
353
00:19:17,361 --> 00:19:19,913
Come on, guys. Let's go go go!
354
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,918
Good job, everybody. We did it!
355
00:19:24,952 --> 00:19:27,037
(Cheering)
356
00:19:27,071 --> 00:19:30,924
- Tiger trio! Tiger trio!
- (All chanting)
357
00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:37,097
From this day forward no one in this
town will ever forget the names
358
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:40,934
jaws, paws and...
359
00:19:41,969 --> 00:19:43,053
Um...
360
00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:45,939
- Claws!
- That's the one.
361
00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:48,091
Thank you.
362
00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:54,397
Milton, I thought Billy
used the last fake brick.
363
00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:58,068
He did. This girl can kiss.
364
00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:05,208
All right, people, let's get our cactus on.
365
00:20:05,243 --> 00:20:07,277
- Whoo!
- (Tiger trio techno music playing)
366
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:20,387
Milton: Take two.
367
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,439
And action!
368
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,357
(Joan yelling)
369
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,142
(Moaning)
370
00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:29,446
Jerry: Take one. Action, Milton.
371
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:36,403
This is tasty. Do we have any butter?
372
00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:39,406
Take 12. We're gonna get it this time.
373
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,458
- (Exhales)
- And action.
374
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,298
Take 23.
375
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:51,134
Try getting more speed.
376
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,168
And action!
377
00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:53,453
(Yelps)
378
00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:54,587
(Thuds)
379
00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:04,230
That's a wrap!
380
00:21:04,265 --> 00:21:06,349
Kickin' it with you!
381
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:10,949
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