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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:03,789 --> 00:00:05,829 [Music] 3 00:00:11,399 --> 00:00:15,548 Ah, Karate Con. Three days to get new students. 4 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,885 You can just smell the new business in the air. 5 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:20,086 That's urinal cakes. 6 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:23,153 Our booth is practically in the men's room. 7 00:00:23,154 --> 00:00:25,254 [Groans] 8 00:00:25,604 --> 00:00:28,688 Trent Darby thinks he's all that with his perfect physique and 9 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:31,267 all of his trophies and his fancy dojos. 10 00:00:31,268 --> 00:00:34,567 - Yeah, what a loser. - I know, right? 11 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:38,762 Guys, guys! I can't believe it. Sloane Jennings is here. I am her biggest fan! 12 00:00:38,763 --> 00:00:40,799 All right, people, listen up. 13 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,579 We've come to Karate Con to find a new dojo for Sloane... 14 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:45,411 That will provide discipline and focus, 15 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:48,381 so she can dominate the Girls' National Karate Tournament. 16 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:53,602 And to introduce my new Sloane Jennings acne scrub. 17 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,037 [Grunts] 18 00:00:56,038 --> 00:01:00,326 You don't have to be a black belt to fight blackheads. [Applause] 19 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:02,028 Do you have any idea what this means? 20 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:04,097 I can finally get rid of that patch of zits on my... 21 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,326 Rudy. 22 00:01:05,327 --> 00:01:07,907 They're looking for a new dojo for Sloane. 23 00:01:07,908 --> 00:01:09,784 That could be us. 24 00:01:09,785 --> 00:01:12,613 Here's my book. "The Trent Darby story". 25 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,903 - It's the story of... - Trent Darby? 26 00:01:14,904 --> 00:01:17,176 Oh, you read it? 27 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,101 I'd like to offer you my book. 28 00:01:19,102 --> 00:01:22,658 It's my autobiography. "From Rags to Rudy". 29 00:01:22,659 --> 00:01:26,431 Let me guess, the story of a poor boy who rose up to be a Sensei? 30 00:01:26,432 --> 00:01:32,263 Uh, no. It's the story of a boy who changed his name from "Rags" to "Rudy". 31 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:33,724 Yeah, you heard me. 32 00:01:33,725 --> 00:01:36,393 I was a boy named Rags. 33 00:01:36,394 --> 00:01:38,379 [Rock music playing] 34 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,384 - Don't... - Don't... 35 00:01:39,385 --> 00:01:40,365 - You... - You... 36 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,624 Get all tough with me! 37 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:42,371 I'm saying... 38 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:43,380 - Won't... - Won't... 39 00:01:43,381 --> 00:01:44,307 - You... - You... 40 00:01:44,308 --> 00:01:45,728 Come kick it with me? 41 00:01:45,729 --> 00:01:47,997 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 42 00:01:47,998 --> 00:01:49,899 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 43 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:55,068 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you. 44 00:01:55,069 --> 00:01:57,093 Here we go, let's start the party! 45 00:01:57,094 --> 00:01:58,643 Chop it up like it's karate. 46 00:01:58,644 --> 00:02:00,012 Everybody! 47 00:02:00,013 --> 00:02:01,298 - Don't... - Don't... 48 00:02:01,299 --> 00:02:02,315 - You... - You... 49 00:02:02,316 --> 00:02:03,535 Get all tough with me! 50 00:02:03,536 --> 00:02:04,271 I'm saying... 51 00:02:04,272 --> 00:02:05,310 - Won't... - Won't... 52 00:02:05,311 --> 00:02:06,220 - You... - You... 53 00:02:06,221 --> 00:02:07,683 Come kick it with me? 54 00:02:07,684 --> 00:02:10,240 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 55 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:11,971 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 56 00:02:11,972 --> 00:02:17,872 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you. 57 00:02:19,871 --> 00:02:21,911 [Music] 58 00:02:23,082 --> 00:02:25,302 Hup! Hup! 59 00:02:26,098 --> 00:02:27,944 Hup! 60 00:02:27,945 --> 00:02:29,129 Hup! 61 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:31,441 Oh, you guys, we're in the wrong dojo. 62 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:33,782 Sorry, Sir. 63 00:02:34,014 --> 00:02:36,278 Rudy, what did you do to the place? 64 00:02:36,279 --> 00:02:39,260 Sloane and her manager are on their way over here. 65 00:02:39,261 --> 00:02:42,178 They said it was important to them to get to know the real us. 66 00:02:42,179 --> 00:02:46,518 So I changed everything about who we are. 67 00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:47,821 It has to be perfect. 68 00:02:47,822 --> 00:02:50,258 Jack, Kim, go put on your formal training Gis. 69 00:02:50,259 --> 00:02:53,145 Milton, Jerry, get out. 70 00:02:53,146 --> 00:02:54,837 - Good call. - On it. 71 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:56,817 Hey, Rudy, where did these new students come from? 72 00:02:56,818 --> 00:02:58,280 Why are they so good looking? 73 00:02:58,281 --> 00:03:02,850 Oh, I hired them from the karate modeling agency, Black Belt Beauties. 74 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:04,797 Rudy, I know you really want Sloane to join but 75 00:03:04,798 --> 00:03:06,813 don't you think you're getting a little bit crazy? 76 00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:08,292 No I do not. 77 00:03:08,293 --> 00:03:10,834 If a superstar like Sloane comes here, 78 00:03:10,835 --> 00:03:13,451 I could really turn this dojo into something special. 79 00:03:13,452 --> 00:03:17,479 Wow. If Sloane came here, we'd finally have another girl in the dojo. 80 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,092 And all that publicity would mean new students. 81 00:03:20,093 --> 00:03:24,013 And new students means more classes which means you can promote me to Sensei. 82 00:03:24,014 --> 00:03:25,767 Assistant Sensei. 83 00:03:25,768 --> 00:03:27,909 I think I'm having a moment. 84 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:29,237 I'm having the same moment. 85 00:03:29,238 --> 00:03:32,092 Uh, guys, come on. I really doubt you're both having the same... 86 00:03:32,093 --> 00:03:36,113 Oh my gosh, I'm having my moment! 87 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:43,725 You lied to me, Jerry. 88 00:03:43,726 --> 00:03:46,287 You told me nobody would make fun of me for wearing the sweater 89 00:03:46,288 --> 00:03:50,425 that Julie knitted me, but everybody laughed and pointed. 90 00:03:50,426 --> 00:03:53,300 Oh, there you are, you little liar. 91 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:57,461 You told me that Theo from the bakery wanted to go out on a date with me. 92 00:03:57,462 --> 00:03:59,669 Uh... he did. 93 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,459 Oh really? Huh... 94 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:05,715 Well, I got all dressed up and I went over there, and when I said "I'm your date," 95 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,560 he was none too pleased. 96 00:04:07,561 --> 00:04:10,654 - He was upset? - Oh, not as upset as his girlfriend was. 97 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:12,059 [Mocking laughter] 98 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:16,072 Next thing I know, I'm looking at the business end of a french loaf. 99 00:04:16,073 --> 00:04:18,391 Relax, Joan. It was just a little lie. 100 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:21,081 - Oh. - [Cellphone rings] 101 00:04:21,082 --> 00:04:22,361 Ah. 102 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,329 Yo. Whoa. 103 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,217 Whoa, Donna. Calm down. 104 00:04:26,218 --> 00:04:28,145 Uh... no no no. 105 00:04:28,146 --> 00:04:31,293 I was with Kathy last night because... 106 00:04:31,294 --> 00:04:35,268 I was asking her how I could make you happier. 107 00:04:35,269 --> 00:04:37,765 No, because that's what you deserve. 108 00:04:37,766 --> 00:04:40,549 Oh no, you're my one and only special lady. 109 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:44,062 Yes you are. Okay, kisses. Bye-bye. 110 00:04:44,063 --> 00:04:45,863 Oh. 111 00:04:46,309 --> 00:04:48,911 That was so sweet. 112 00:04:48,912 --> 00:04:52,100 Oh, Donna's a lucky girl. 113 00:04:52,101 --> 00:04:53,646 Joan, he's lying. 114 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:55,247 What? 115 00:04:55,248 --> 00:04:58,471 Oh man, he got me again. 116 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,349 Kickin' it with you! 117 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:04,096 Oh oh! They're coming. Places! Places! 118 00:05:04,097 --> 00:05:06,917 - Go. - [Grunting] 119 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,347 No no no! 120 00:05:11,348 --> 00:05:16,628 You have brought shame upon me and this dojo of excellence. 121 00:05:16,629 --> 00:05:20,241 My humble apologies, great Sensei. 122 00:05:20,242 --> 00:05:23,782 We hang our heads in shame. 123 00:05:25,548 --> 00:05:26,744 Oh! 124 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:28,732 Sloane and Vance, I didn't notice you come in... 125 00:05:28,733 --> 00:05:32,158 What, with all of the focus and discipline. 126 00:05:32,159 --> 00:05:34,354 Let me show you around. 127 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:37,729 Kim, just because Sloane's here don't freak out and get all yappy. 128 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:39,337 I do not get yappy, Jack. 129 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:42,462 - You get yappy. Yap yap yap yap yap. - No I don't! I'd know if I was a yapper. 130 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:44,062 - If I was a yapper... - Hey hey hey. 131 00:05:44,063 --> 00:05:46,244 Get these pretty people back to the agency. 132 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:52,145 But be careful. If you get a scratch on them, I lose my deposit. 133 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:58,234 Hi, I'm Kim. I think it's really cool you're thinking about joining our dojo. 134 00:05:58,235 --> 00:06:00,236 Oh well, it's not my decision. 135 00:06:00,237 --> 00:06:02,162 My manager Vance decides everything. 136 00:06:02,163 --> 00:06:04,543 I'll find out tomorrow at the Karate Con press conference. 137 00:06:04,544 --> 00:06:08,831 Oh well, that's the thing about managers they're always managing. 138 00:06:08,832 --> 00:06:10,863 It's kind of funny actually I don't really know how I'd manage without a manager 139 00:06:10,864 --> 00:06:14,187 doing all the managing that I'd need to be managed I just can't stop being a yapper! 140 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:16,048 Kim! 141 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,125 - Relax. - Okay. 142 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:20,308 I really like this place. 143 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:25,210 It's very different from the other dojos I've trained at. 144 00:06:25,211 --> 00:06:27,364 Sloane, the students and I are gonna leave now. 145 00:06:27,365 --> 00:06:32,277 And as we do, I hope you'll appreciate how good we look doing it. 146 00:06:32,278 --> 00:06:35,338 [Runway music playing] 147 00:06:44,953 --> 00:06:46,666 Oh hey. 148 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,936 You guys here for the free midnight falafel special too? 149 00:06:49,937 --> 00:06:53,057 No. We made that up because you have a problem lying, 150 00:06:53,058 --> 00:06:54,813 and we're gonna help you stop. 151 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:57,982 You lied to get me here to stop lying? 152 00:06:57,983 --> 00:06:59,312 Oh. 153 00:06:59,313 --> 00:07:02,793 I did not see that coming. 154 00:07:03,942 --> 00:07:07,081 Since we know you can't do this by yourself... 155 00:07:07,082 --> 00:07:11,042 We got you a little helping hand. 156 00:07:11,049 --> 00:07:15,977 I borrowed a lie detector from my friend at the Police Department... 157 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,901 And Milton modified it. 158 00:07:17,902 --> 00:07:21,397 It's gonna help you learn to tell the truth. 159 00:07:21,398 --> 00:07:22,882 Jerry. 160 00:07:22,883 --> 00:07:27,471 When you asked to be my lab partner, did you intend on doing your share of the work? 161 00:07:27,472 --> 00:07:28,617 - Yes I did. - [Buzzes] 162 00:07:28,618 --> 00:07:30,007 Ow! 163 00:07:30,008 --> 00:07:32,782 I mean half of the work. Ow! Some of the work. 164 00:07:32,783 --> 00:07:34,445 [Yelps] I wanted you to do everything. 165 00:07:34,446 --> 00:07:35,221 [Dings] 166 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,650 Jerry, we're trying to teach you to tell the truth no matter how much it hurts. 167 00:07:38,651 --> 00:07:39,918 Fine. 168 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:42,014 But just so you know, this thing doesn't hurt at all. 169 00:07:42,015 --> 00:07:43,377 - [Buzzes] - Ow! 170 00:07:43,378 --> 00:07:47,776 It hurts a little. Aah! More than a little. Okay. Okay, Milton. You can turn it off. 171 00:07:47,777 --> 00:07:51,326 Milton! [Shouting] Turn it off! Aah! Aah! Aah! 172 00:07:51,327 --> 00:07:55,467 Don't you get all tough with me. 173 00:07:56,716 --> 00:07:58,603 Come on. 174 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:00,880 Rudy Gillespie? What are you doing here? 175 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,906 There's no way Sloane's gonna pick your dump. 176 00:08:02,907 --> 00:08:05,854 Our place is not a dump. 177 00:08:05,855 --> 00:08:10,235 She's not gonna pick our dump, is she? 178 00:08:15,156 --> 00:08:17,043 Thank you all for coming. 179 00:08:17,044 --> 00:08:18,977 After careful consideration, 180 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:21,472 we have decided that Sloane will compete for nationals 181 00:08:21,473 --> 00:08:23,446 as a member of The Bobby Wasabi Dojo! 182 00:08:23,447 --> 00:08:27,204 - Jack and Kim: Yes! - [Sobbing] No! 183 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:28,812 Rudy, they picked us. 184 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:30,673 Yes! 185 00:08:35,506 --> 00:08:37,546 [Music] 186 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:44,938 No, I'm sorry. All of our classes are booked. 187 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:47,895 I don't care who you know. 188 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:51,965 Excuse me, there is no reason to use that kind of language. 189 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:54,870 Love you too, Mother. 190 00:08:54,871 --> 00:08:56,815 Getting Sloane to join was awesome. 191 00:08:56,816 --> 00:08:58,684 - I'm proud of you. - You should be. 192 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:02,591 I exploited the skills, fame, and talents of a 14-year-old girl. 193 00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:05,627 That's just good business. 194 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,341 Hey look! It's Sloane Jennings, everybody. 195 00:09:08,342 --> 00:09:09,992 Who wants to see a little sparring? 196 00:09:09,993 --> 00:09:12,213 [Cheering] 197 00:09:14,383 --> 00:09:16,603 [Grunting] 198 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:25,464 Now I know how it feels to be Milton. 199 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,690 Okay, Sloane needs a break. We're going to lunch. 200 00:09:27,691 --> 00:09:29,596 Okay, fine. 201 00:09:29,597 --> 00:09:31,951 But if she leaves anything on her plate, get a doggie bag. 202 00:09:31,952 --> 00:09:34,897 We can sell that online. 203 00:09:34,898 --> 00:09:37,621 Jack, now that you're an assistant Sensei, 204 00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:40,126 I got you a little something. 205 00:09:40,127 --> 00:09:41,139 Whoa. 206 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,438 My own business cards. This is awesome. 207 00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:45,992 You think that's awesome, you should check out mine. 208 00:09:45,993 --> 00:09:47,951 [Chuckles] 209 00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:49,406 It's a pop-up. 210 00:09:49,407 --> 00:09:51,393 I'm Rudy Gillespie. 211 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:54,574 Sensei to the stars! 212 00:09:55,148 --> 00:09:57,196 Kickin' it with you! 213 00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,034 The old Jerry wouldn't tell the Health Inspector the truth. 214 00:10:00,035 --> 00:10:01,912 But those days are over. 215 00:10:01,913 --> 00:10:03,520 You see this three layer dip? 216 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:08,201 The layers are grease, mold, and goat hair. 217 00:10:09,101 --> 00:10:11,677 - What are you doing? - Just being honest. 218 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:15,848 Dude, after a day of being slapped silly by your truth machine, I will never lie again. 219 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,845 Jerry, you're taking the truth too far. 220 00:10:17,846 --> 00:10:21,230 You told Julie I hated her sweater, and she broke up with me. 221 00:10:21,231 --> 00:10:23,456 The truth is maybe you two weren't meant to be together. 222 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,001 [Gasps] 223 00:10:25,002 --> 00:10:25,925 Hey, guys. 224 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,871 Just grabbing a little lunch with my boss. 225 00:10:27,872 --> 00:10:31,642 Oh. So this is the guy you call "Ratface". 226 00:10:31,643 --> 00:10:32,352 [Gasps] 227 00:10:32,353 --> 00:10:34,901 Uh, I do not. 228 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,402 Ratface, come back! 229 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,958 I don't call you Ratface! Ratface, I swear! 230 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:41,013 [Groans] 231 00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:44,175 I am so fired. Thanks, Jerry. 232 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,460 Oh, you're welcome. 233 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,850 Just another day of telling the truth. 234 00:10:47,851 --> 00:10:49,564 [Mumbles] 235 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,078 Joan, what have we done? 236 00:10:51,079 --> 00:10:54,664 Jerry's truth-telling has upset the natural order of the Universe. 237 00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:56,970 Maybe he's not supposed to tell the truth. 238 00:10:56,971 --> 00:10:58,778 We got to return him to his original state. 239 00:10:58,779 --> 00:11:01,299 [Quietly] Yes. 240 00:11:01,588 --> 00:11:03,413 [Chuckles] 241 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:08,034 Woof. That is one funny-looking baby. Gah. 242 00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:12,437 I see where he gets it from. 243 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,013 Hey, come on. 244 00:11:15,014 --> 00:11:16,538 Kickin' it with you! 245 00:11:16,539 --> 00:11:18,819 Hey, Evan. 246 00:11:20,508 --> 00:11:21,573 Okay, he's coming. 247 00:11:21,574 --> 00:11:23,731 - Come on. Do it please? - Okay. 248 00:11:23,732 --> 00:11:25,151 Yes, I'm here. 249 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,132 Again. 250 00:11:27,748 --> 00:11:31,794 [Southern accent] My friend Thelma Lou would like some pea soup. 251 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:35,286 And Betty Jo would like some turtle soup. 252 00:11:35,287 --> 00:11:39,748 So we were just hoping you'd bring us a big old steaming bowl of turtle pea soup. 253 00:11:39,749 --> 00:11:41,616 [Both laugh] 254 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,386 [Forced laughter] 255 00:11:43,387 --> 00:11:45,658 Remember I laughed when you tip me. 256 00:11:45,659 --> 00:11:47,777 [Chuckles] 257 00:11:47,778 --> 00:11:50,168 I've had a blast here today. This place is great. 258 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:52,563 This? A dumb karaoke cafe in Seaford? 259 00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:55,537 Come on, you travel all over the world. You have a great life. 260 00:11:55,538 --> 00:11:57,210 I have a life? 261 00:11:57,211 --> 00:11:59,131 Yeah. 262 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:07,430 That's the closest I've had to a boyfriend in two years. 263 00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:09,429 I have been turned into a business. 264 00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:13,200 I would give anything to just be a normal girl again. 265 00:12:13,201 --> 00:12:14,426 So just be one. 266 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:15,708 I can't. 267 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:17,905 My manager runs my career. 268 00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:22,286 He discovered me when my parents couldn't even afford karate classes and... 269 00:12:22,287 --> 00:12:26,126 Now thanks to him, my family has a better life. 270 00:12:26,127 --> 00:12:28,828 When was the last time you had fun? 271 00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:30,078 You know what? Follow me. 272 00:12:30,079 --> 00:12:31,550 - No. - Come on, let's go. 273 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,966 Come on come on come on. 274 00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:35,247 Hey, Evan! 275 00:12:36,647 --> 00:12:38,627 B-19. 276 00:12:38,851 --> 00:12:42,250 - Kim, stop. I can't do this. - Yes you can, okay? 277 00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:44,987 Look, just read the screen... 278 00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:47,568 And look good. 279 00:12:47,603 --> 00:12:48,592 You got this. 280 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,473 [Pop music playing] 281 00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:56,995 I can feel you coming from a mile away. 282 00:12:56,996 --> 00:13:00,803 My pulse starts racing from the words that you say. 283 00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,789 Both: And you say so many of them. 284 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:04,413 Like you don't have a clue. 285 00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:06,572 That I'm signed, sealed, delivered. 286 00:13:06,573 --> 00:13:07,918 With a stamp on. 287 00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:11,342 You don't have to try too hard. 288 00:13:11,343 --> 00:13:14,943 You already have my heart. 289 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:18,442 You don't got a thing to prove. 290 00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:21,561 I'm already into you. 291 00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:23,962 - Atta girl! - So. 292 00:13:23,963 --> 00:13:27,362 Hold hold. Hold hold me tight now. 293 00:13:27,363 --> 00:13:31,353 Because I'm so... so good to go. 294 00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:35,905 Don't say... don't say goodnight, you know. 295 00:13:35,906 --> 00:13:39,146 You had me at hello. 296 00:13:39,396 --> 00:13:40,259 [Cheering] 297 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:42,120 Yes! 298 00:13:47,022 --> 00:13:51,359 That's was awesome. I cannot believe how much fun that was. We sounded so good. 299 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,662 Good? We were great. You know, we could win that karaoke competition. 300 00:13:54,663 --> 00:13:57,352 Hey hey hey! Where have you two been? 301 00:13:57,353 --> 00:14:01,618 We have been worried sick about Sloane. 302 00:14:01,619 --> 00:14:03,160 You're late. 303 00:14:03,161 --> 00:14:04,708 What's the big deal, guys? 304 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:07,773 Sloane must win nationals to keep her endorsements. 305 00:14:07,774 --> 00:14:09,295 Kim is a bad influence. 306 00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,293 You want Sloane here, Kim's gonna have to go. 307 00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:13,890 Excuse me, Kim is a wonderful student with a bright future... 308 00:14:13,891 --> 00:14:18,743 - Fine. Sloane, come on. We're leaving. - Oh, this Kim? She's out. 309 00:14:18,744 --> 00:14:20,492 You're kicking me out of the dojo? 310 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,625 That is a little harsh, Rudy. 311 00:14:22,626 --> 00:14:24,611 Okay, you want to know the truth about Sloane? 312 00:14:24,612 --> 00:14:29,412 She's miserable. Tell them what you told me. 313 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:32,445 I'm... 314 00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:34,709 Sorry I'm late. 315 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,950 I'll go put on my Gi. 316 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:41,151 Wait, Kim! Kim! 317 00:14:41,152 --> 00:14:45,419 You know, in time Kim will realize that this is a serious dojo, 318 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,668 and I am a serious Sensei. 319 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,581 I'm Rudy Gillespie. 320 00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:51,830 Sensei to the stars! 321 00:14:51,831 --> 00:14:54,651 - [Pops] - [Yelps] 322 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,204 Heads up, people. 323 00:14:56,205 --> 00:15:00,945 Do not put my business card in your pocket. 324 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,973 Wait, what? 325 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,900 Yo, what happened to Phil's? 326 00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:14,556 Because you told the Health Inspector the truth, Phil's was closed down. 327 00:15:14,557 --> 00:15:17,322 Phil and Tootsie are in a really bad place. 328 00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:19,004 It's so sad. 329 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:23,360 Covered in fleas, eating cans, head-butting shoppers. 330 00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:26,229 And Tootsie ended up in a petting zoo. 331 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:28,510 [Screaming] 332 00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:33,339 Dude, what was that? 333 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,381 Those were the girls you've told the truth to. 334 00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:37,851 When they found out that they weren't your special lady, 335 00:15:37,852 --> 00:15:41,096 they lost all trust in boys and vowed revenge. 336 00:15:41,097 --> 00:15:43,618 Why doesn't Joan help the poor guy? 337 00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:47,562 Well, because of you, Ratface fired her and the Mall became lawless. 338 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,723 [Panting] 339 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,444 Ha ha! 340 00:15:53,445 --> 00:15:56,932 Now I am the one who causes crime to happen. 341 00:15:56,933 --> 00:16:00,233 I stole the Mall jewels! 342 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:10,830 Well, at least you're okay, Milton. 343 00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,893 Milton? 344 00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:16,262 Where'd Milton go? 345 00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:22,249 "Hair"... 346 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,170 "Lies"... 347 00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:26,331 "Meel"... 348 00:16:26,692 --> 00:16:27,641 "Ton?" 349 00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:31,842 Milton: Oh! Here lies Milton Krupnick. 350 00:16:34,885 --> 00:16:38,485 "Julie never came back and... 351 00:16:38,772 --> 00:16:41,700 Milton died of a broken heart". 352 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,355 Wait, what? 353 00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:46,752 No. Oh no no no no. Somebody please tell me this is a dream. 354 00:16:46,753 --> 00:16:48,473 It's not a dream, Jerry. 355 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,137 It's a lesson. 356 00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:54,440 We're just trying to show you what would happen if you told nothing but the truth. 357 00:16:54,441 --> 00:16:55,551 Wait... 358 00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:57,001 But that's what you wanted me to do. 359 00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:02,765 The trick, Jerry, is figuring out when to tell the truth and when to hold back. 360 00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:05,377 Oh, I think I get it. 361 00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:07,866 Check this out, Milton. 362 00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:12,235 Joan, the muffins you make every Wednesday are really moist and delicious. 363 00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:13,765 Well, thanks, Jerry. 364 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,360 He's back, Joan. Your muffins taste like a dirty sock. 365 00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:18,281 What? 366 00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:21,759 Hey hey. 367 00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:24,210 Come on. 368 00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:26,392 Kickin' it with you. 369 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:29,157 Nationals. This is so cool. Are you excited? 370 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:32,319 Whatever. Let's just get it over with. 371 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,052 What's the matter, Sloane? 372 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,598 I feel terrible. 373 00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:37,925 Because of me, Kim got thrown out of the dojo 374 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:41,323 and all she did was say what I didn't have the guts to say. 375 00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:43,371 I hate karate. 376 00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,652 Uh, by hate... 377 00:17:45,653 --> 00:17:47,512 You mean you sort of don't like it, 378 00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:50,830 but you still want to go out there and win for The Bobby Wasabi Dojo? 379 00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:53,170 - You got this. - Rudy. 380 00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:54,760 Sorry. 381 00:17:54,761 --> 00:17:57,673 I'm just tired of selling dumb products. 382 00:17:57,674 --> 00:17:58,974 Dumb products? 383 00:17:58,975 --> 00:18:01,640 Your Sloane Jennings shampoo was the only friend 384 00:18:01,641 --> 00:18:05,557 my hair had during my summer of split ends. 385 00:18:05,558 --> 00:18:08,603 Sloane, if you're not happy, you don't have to do this. 386 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,311 Well, of course I do. 387 00:18:10,312 --> 00:18:11,703 I can't let people down. 388 00:18:11,704 --> 00:18:13,899 No, we're the ones who let you down. 389 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:18,163 I was so caught up in wanting to be your Sensei that I forgot to be your Sensei. 390 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,453 I'm sorry. 391 00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:25,354 Sloane, if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you want to be? 392 00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:31,428 Hey, Betty Jo. 393 00:18:31,429 --> 00:18:33,043 Sloane? 394 00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:36,076 What are you doing here? I thought you were still pretending to like karate. 395 00:18:36,077 --> 00:18:39,860 Thanks to you, I finally had the guts to say how I really feel. 396 00:18:39,861 --> 00:18:43,162 And I know what it's like to be a little girl with a dream. 397 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,983 Yeah, I heard it. 398 00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:50,687 And our last contestant in the karaoke finals is... Kim! 399 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:51,937 And Sloane. 400 00:18:51,938 --> 00:18:54,158 [Chuckles] 401 00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:58,163 [Pop music playing] 402 00:18:58,777 --> 00:19:00,744 I told you she'd be here. 403 00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:01,904 What are you doing here? 404 00:19:01,905 --> 00:19:04,457 You're fired Rudy, Trent's her new Sensei, Trent, get up there 405 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,863 and take her off that stage we can still make the tournament. 406 00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:07,866 Starts racing. 407 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:10,453 Sloane's not going anywhere. She wants to be here. 408 00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:11,963 Let's see about that. 409 00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:13,192 [Grunting] 410 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,702 And I'm signed, sealed, delivered with a stamp on. 411 00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:20,231 You don't have to try too hard. 412 00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:23,832 You already have my heart. 413 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:27,454 You don't got a thing to prove. 414 00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:30,755 I'm already into you. 415 00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:32,737 So. 416 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,451 Hold hold... hold hold me tight now. 417 00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:36,205 You guys are doing great. 418 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:39,991 Because I'm so... so good to go. 419 00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:44,723 Don't say... don't say goodnight, you know. 420 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,964 You had me at hello. 421 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:51,211 You had me at hello. 422 00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:55,916 Don't say... don't say goodnight, you know. 423 00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:59,157 You had me at hello. 424 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,600 You had me at hello. 425 00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,971 [Cheering] 426 00:20:08,747 --> 00:20:12,682 Okay, that was the most fun I've had in a really long time. 427 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:14,664 I think I'm gonna take a long, 428 00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:18,881 overdue break from karate and just go back to being me. 429 00:20:18,882 --> 00:20:22,417 Well, okay if uh, no one else wants to compete tonight, 430 00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:24,301 I think it's safe to say that our winners are... 431 00:20:24,302 --> 00:20:25,697 Whoa whoa whoa. 432 00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:27,511 Not so fast. 433 00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:30,752 I'm about to bring it. 434 00:20:30,842 --> 00:20:32,604 Give me a beat, son. 435 00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:35,485 [Rap music playing] 436 00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:39,117 Everybody knows my name is Rudy. 437 00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:41,287 All the girlies say I'm a real cutie. 438 00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:43,490 When I do karate I kick some booty. 439 00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:46,091 Rocking on this mic is my number one duty. 440 00:20:46,092 --> 00:20:48,168 Go go, go Rudy. 441 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:50,356 Go go, go Rudy. 442 00:20:50,357 --> 00:20:53,188 Go go, go Rudy. 443 00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:54,836 [Screams] 444 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,777 [Electricity zapping] 445 00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:02,298 Word! 446 00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:07,836 [Music] 447 00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:12,881 [Groans] 448 00:21:12,882 --> 00:21:16,721 It is about time that I tell Milton that this is a dojo, 449 00:21:16,722 --> 00:21:21,462 not some place to leave his dumb inventions. 450 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,057 Oh. 451 00:21:23,058 --> 00:21:24,744 Well hello, pretty lady. 452 00:21:24,745 --> 00:21:29,961 Welcome to my dojo. I am Rudy Gillespie, the most handsome Sensei in California. 453 00:21:29,962 --> 00:21:31,750 [Buzzes] 454 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:33,873 I'm Rudy Gillespie. 455 00:21:33,874 --> 00:21:37,054 Sensei to the stars! 456 00:21:39,495 --> 00:21:41,934 Kickin' it with you. 457 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:47,835 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 458 00:21:47,885 --> 00:21:52,435 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34125

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