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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Groans]
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[Grunting]
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Both: Wasabi!
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All right, guys. Who's ready to sign up?
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Who's just here for the free jock strap?
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- Whoa!
- [All chattering]
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[Whimpers]
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They took every jock strap in the box.
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I think they even got
the one I was wearing.
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Every month, Rudy forces us
to do these lame promotions
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down the street from the Black
Dragons to drum up business.
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But it never works.
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He's probably preparing
his latest desperate attempt
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to spread the word about
The Bobby Wasabi Dojo.
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[Loud rumbling]
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[Rock music playing]
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Behold Wasab-a-Saurus!
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If you think this thing's awesome,
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well, come check out the monster
deals at The Bobby Wasabi Dojo!
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Dojo... dojo...
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That is awesome! Rudy,
where'd you get this thing?
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I rented it at Bed,
Bath, and Monster Trucks.
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And by parking out here in
front of the Black Dragon Dojo,
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people will be talking
about us instead of them.
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Ooh! Ooh! You guys want me to rev
this baby up, get some attention?
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- All: No!
- On it!
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[Tires squeal]
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I got myself a gift for dealing
with my midlife crisis so well.
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That car outside.
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It's half Jaguar, half Lamborghini.
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It's a Jag-a-Weenie.
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[Loud revving, glass shatters]
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[Wincing]
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[Truck revving]
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[Shrieks]
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[Shrieks]
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[Engine quiets]
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Look what you did to my dojo.
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You should see what I
did to your Jag-a-Weenie.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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-
That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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-
That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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[Revving]
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[Tires squeal]
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Rudy put his foot on the gas, lost
control, and destroyed their dojo.
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Sam, why don't you go
play with your friends?
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I don't have any friends.
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Then do what I do and make some up.
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It's going to take two weeks
to repair the Black Dragon Dojo.
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So, in the meantime, you are
going to let them train here.
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Absolutely not.
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Fine, then you can pay
the $50,000 in damages.
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- I love company.
- Good.
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- Ty.
- Kai?
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- Hi.
- Why?!
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Dragons! Drag-ify!
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[Grinding, sawing]
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Milton, what are you doing?
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What are you talking
about? I'm trying to...
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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I've been drag-ified.
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Hello there, Kai.
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I haven't seen you since you cheated
in that tournament and almost killed me.
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Eh, I'm back in town.
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I heard the Black Dragons
were your mortal enemy.
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That was good enough for me.
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This shelf is the perfect
place for my ant farm.
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I just have to get rid
of this stupid weed.
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Hey! This is an ancient Bonsai
Tree given to me by a Tibetan Monk.
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It's a symbol of patience,
calmness, and peace.
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And if you so much as touch it,
I will use it to break your face!
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I really can't believe
I have to say this,
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but I just found out my parents aren't
going out of town, so the party's off.
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No, no, no! The party can't be off. We
just gotta find another place to have it.
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Uh...
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Who are you?
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You're funny, Malcolm. I'm Sam.
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So you're the cool kids
and I'm sitting with you.
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I must be one of the cool kids.
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Wilson, bounce him.
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You, me, Saturday night, my mansion?
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Shh!
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Don't let words spoil what we have.
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- [Stomps foot]
- Oww!
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All right, next time,
just use your words.
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Hey, Malcolm, what if I
told you that this Saturday
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you could throw your
party at my mansion?
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I'd say, "welcome to
the cool kids' table".
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Somebody ate my empanadas!
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They were in the refrigerator
with my name on them.
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My grandmother made them for
me and somebody just ate them.
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I'd tell your grandma a little
more empa, a little less nada.
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The Black Dragons have
been hogging the shower.
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I had to bathe in the fountain.
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The fountain where
everyone throws their coins?
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Yeah!
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Don't ask me how.
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But I just coughed and
made change for a dollar.
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Frank is creeping me out.
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I mean, just because we're sharing a
locker, he's acting like we're married.
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[Groans]
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[Groans]
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[Groans]
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[Groaning]
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Jack, get up here and
demonstrate a proper dragon kick.
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[Groans]
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[Both continue groaning]
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[Both increase intensity]
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[Groaning faster]
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Stop! Come on, guys, you're Senseis.
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You know he's right, we shouldn't
be fighting in front of the students.
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- Parking lot of Jones Beach?
- You're on.
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Can I get a ride? My car is in the shop.
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So is mine. We'll take my bike,
but you're riding in the basket.
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That's how I like it.
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Kickin' it with you!
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And this is my Throne Room.
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That is the coolest
chair I've ever seen.
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Chair? [Laughs]
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No, this is the world's first motorized
throne that is completely powered...
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By...
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Electric Egyptian catfish.
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You said you were cool. I
didn't know you were this cool.
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Oh, yeah... that's because
I have what they call "it".
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And my doctor says it may
clear up or it may not.
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Uh, hey, Bobby, I'm trying
to make some new friends.
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Will you let me throw a party here?
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Absolutely not!
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[Chuckles]
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Trust me, Sam... friends are overrated.
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All you need in life is yourself.
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- Really?
- Definitely. Ha!
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What's a friend good for?
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A kind word?
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A gesture of support?
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That toothy smile that just
says, "hang in there, Champ!"
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Oh! Yes, of course you
can have your party here.
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Thanks, Bobby. You're my best friend.
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[Sighs]
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I do have a friend.
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You were wrong, mother!
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[Chuckles]
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You are so pathetic.
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You have the nerve to follow
me to the movie theater
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after I kicked your butt at Jones Beach?
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First of all, I kicked your butt.
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And I didn't follow you here.
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I am meeting my date who's
a girl and who exists.
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Is this your first time
seeing "Kung Fu Farm"
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starring martial arts legend J.J. Bland?
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Yeah, it would be if
it was eight times ago.
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- It's like nine times for me, so...
- Huh.
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I love it when the mystical warrior
takes over the rooster's body,
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and corners the evil farmer
in the hen house and says...
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Both: Prepare to
cock-a-doodle-die!
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[Both crow, shout]
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[Chuckling]
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Uh, Rudy, those guys just cut you.
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Uh... excuse me, Sir, you can't...
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[All grunting]
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Huh... that was a pretty sweet
back fist to knee you had there.
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Thank you.
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Your crane technique was flawless.
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What do you say when we get
in there we share a popcorn?
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Ah, no, I don't buy popcorn.
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I make it fresh with my pants popper.
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[Popping]
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I'm so getting one of those.
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[Rumbling, tires screeching]
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[Shatters]
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That's it, Dennis!
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You used my soap on a rope.
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That's your pit hair.
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I know it's not mine. I checked.
All three are still there.
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Let's go!
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Oh, hon!
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Mother wants you to wear this
dress when we go antiquing.
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It's lovely.
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I want to use that dummy. Step off.
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And what makes you think
I'm just gonna step aside
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because you want to
use this punching dummy?
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Because with one kick, I can
make you gargle your kidneys.
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Okay, we understand each other.
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Hey, what are you doing?
Jerry was using this dummy.
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I can do what I want. I'm the
best student in the dojo, Jack.
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Oh, you think you're the
best student in the dojo, huh?
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- Yeah yeah.
- You want to prove it?
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[Overlapping arguing]
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Big news, everybody.
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Me and my new best friend Ty,
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have decided to join forces
and combine our dojos...
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- Permanently!
- All: What?!
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Which means we're all
one big, happy family.
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[Murmurs]
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[Thuds]
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And now, popcorn for everyone.
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[Popping]
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Kickin' it with you!
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I can't take this anymore! I'm getting mail
addressed to "Mr. & Mrs. Frank Bickle".
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That's me. Mrs. Bickle.
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We should probably keep this
with our phone bill, hon.
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Calm down, it's only a matter
of time before Rudy and Ty
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remember that they
can't stand each other.
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[Door opens] [Both laughing]
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Uh...
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Please tell me there were other
people in there dancing with you.
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[Stammers]
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- No.
- No. [Laughs]
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We were practicing for our square dancing
date with the Delmonico twins tonight.
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All right, we have to work
together to drive our Senseis apart.
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Nothing on Earth could ever
make me team up with you.
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Ty: All right, bring it in, people.
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Because we are one dojo
now, we got a new wall mural.
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It's half Rudy and half me. Eh?
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Huh?
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- Hey, Jack.
- Yeah?
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I'm in.
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[Mutters]
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[Dance music playing]
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Nachos!
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Word to the wise... they've
got quite a kick to 'em.
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I make them with a single drop
of my Bobby Wa-hot-y sauce.
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[Ignites]
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Whoa, your dad's at the party?
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Lame.
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No, he's not my dad. He's my...
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- [Stammers] Mother.
- Butler.
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00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,327
Butler. Right. Definitely Butler.
251
00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:27,228
Bobbington. Bobbington the Butler.
That is who I am to the boy.
252
00:12:27,932 --> 00:12:30,168
You've got your own Butler?
253
00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:32,574
That's awesome.
254
00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:35,200
That means he has to
do anything we tell him.
255
00:12:35,201 --> 00:12:38,637
Okay, Bobbington, drink this
bottle of Wa-hot-y sauce.
256
00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:40,639
[Stammering] Bobbington...
257
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,257
- You don't have to drink that bottle...
- I thought you were cool, Sam.
258
00:12:44,258 --> 00:12:46,797
Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.
259
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:49,721
Wait wait wait wait wait! Sam is cool.
260
00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:53,862
I'll show you just how cool he is.
261
00:12:58,105 --> 00:12:59,609
[Loud rumbling]
262
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,770
[Wheezes]
263
00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:05,699
Fire in the hole!
264
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:11,426
[Belches loudly, flame ignites]
265
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,711
Spicy!
266
00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,932
[Laughter]
267
00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:21,213
Ty's ants are Chinese wood-eating ants.
268
00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:23,421
And they love Bonsai Tree's.
269
00:13:23,422 --> 00:13:24,995
But it makes them sick.
270
00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:28,785
Great, so when Rudy sees his beloved
tree's been destroyed, he'll blame Ty.
271
00:13:28,786 --> 00:13:31,897
And when Ty's ants get
sick, he'll blame Rudy.
272
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,582
Then Ty will want us to
leave this smelly dump.
273
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,719
Uh, excuse me?
274
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:42,300
Okay, this place happens to
be... oh, no, you're right.
275
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,426
[Rustling]
276
00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:54,514
- They're coming.
- They're coming, they're coming!
277
00:13:54,515 --> 00:13:55,871
- They're coming.
- Franklin.
278
00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:58,272
Sorry, dear.
279
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,850
[Both laughing]
280
00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:06,646
Hey, what's up, guys? You guys have a
good time dancing with the Delmonico twins?
281
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,420
[Stammers]
282
00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:11,245
You know, we were so excited about
the dance, we forgot to pick 'em up.
283
00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:14,133
I don't know. [Laughs]
284
00:14:14,134 --> 00:14:15,801
[Shrieks]
285
00:14:15,802 --> 00:14:19,671
Ty! Your ants got out and
ate my beautiful Bonsai.
286
00:14:19,672 --> 00:14:22,207
You must not have put the
cover back on when you fed them.
287
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,302
Look how sick my ants are.
288
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:29,598
They're swelling up with gas.
They got the Bonsai Bloats.
289
00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:31,917
You... you!
290
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:35,586
You have suffered an unimaginable loss.
291
00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:36,604
Huh?
292
00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:38,197
As have you.
293
00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:40,678
You know, it's times like
these that make you realize
294
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,895
how important it is to
have such good friends.
295
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:43,991
[All murmur]
296
00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:47,699
My poor ants. Their little
ant bodies have no holes.
297
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,160
So eventually they'll just...
298
00:14:49,161 --> 00:14:50,223
[Popping lips]
299
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,084
Pop!
300
00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:53,993
[Ants popping]
301
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,574
It's starting.
302
00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:01,313
- [Clinking]
- Excuse me, everybody.
303
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:04,006
To celebrate our first week together,
304
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:06,522
Ty and I will be right
back with a little surprise.
305
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:10,167
Although now it's not as much a surprise
because we just told you about it.
306
00:15:10,168 --> 00:15:14,908
But you still don't
know it's a cake. Ha!
307
00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:19,898
I'll say it. I'm not
crazy about the company.
308
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:23,919
But Krupnicks love their crab legs.
309
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,815
[Grunting]
310
00:15:26,816 --> 00:15:29,241
Ah! You just hit me with that crab leg.
311
00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:32,122
You're done, dork.
312
00:15:32,311 --> 00:15:34,527
You probably shouldn't have done that.
313
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,764
But I'm actually glad you did.
314
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,285
[All grunting]
315
00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:41,718
Let's just stay out of it.
316
00:15:41,719 --> 00:15:44,719
- Hon?
- That's it.
317
00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:57,574
[Groaning continues]
318
00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:08,871
How's that, hon?
319
00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:29,977
You know, I thought the kids were
going to have a hard time getting along,
320
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:32,885
but I think they're really
following our example.
321
00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,466
Both: Surprise!
322
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,639
All: They started it.
323
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:44,116
I have never been so disappointed.
324
00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:46,254
You people should be ashamed.
325
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,562
You're going to pay for every
bit of damage that you caused.
326
00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:52,862
Does anyone have anything to say?
327
00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,843
I do.
328
00:16:55,486 --> 00:17:00,097
This raspberry lemon
chiffon cake is to die for.
329
00:17:00,098 --> 00:17:02,980
We should have this
for our wedding, hon.
330
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,201
Why wait?
331
00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:11,444
- Guys, Bobbington has had enough.
- Oh!
332
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:13,211
You've already made him
a paintball target...
333
00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:14,879
- Ah!
- Jumped on him like a trampoline.
334
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,617
- Ow!
- And turned him...
335
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,878
Into a human pi?ata.
336
00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:21,205
About that... the things
that fell out of me...
337
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,539
I'm going to need them back.
338
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:28,077
Congrats, Sam. You're
one of the cool kids now.
339
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,013
Thanks, Bobby.
340
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,861
I just thought of something that we could
do with one of those electric catfish.
341
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,246
Hey, Bobbington.
342
00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:38,607
Drop one down your pants.
343
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:42,201
But each one is 1,000 slimy volts.
344
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,536
Fish... pants...
345
00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:46,397
Now!
346
00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:52,941
Very well.
347
00:17:58,674 --> 00:18:01,734
[Electricity crackling]
348
00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:08,689
We are not putting an electric
catfish down Bobby's pants.
349
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,790
Come on, Sam. He's just the Butler.
350
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,951
No, he's not. He's a
lot more than a Butler.
351
00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:19,384
He's Bobby Wasabi! Millionaire, great
martial artist, once famous movie star.
352
00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:22,805
I'm still huge in France.
353
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,650
And my best friend.
354
00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:26,555
He was helping me try to impress you.
355
00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,437
I don't want to be friends with you.
356
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:31,078
Whatever, loser.
357
00:18:31,306 --> 00:18:34,246
We're out of here.
358
00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:37,184
[All chattering]
359
00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:40,545
I'm sorry, Bobby. I don't
need friends like that.
360
00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:42,795
- I got you.
- Hmm.
361
00:18:42,796 --> 00:18:47,596
You know Sam, I am
proud to be your friend.
362
00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:51,493
I better put him back.
363
00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:53,173
[Shrieks]
364
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,489
Get it off!
365
00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:55,931
Get it off!
366
00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:57,780
[Wailing]
367
00:18:57,781 --> 00:19:00,721
[Reverberates loudly]
368
00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:03,572
Thank you, friend.
369
00:19:05,408 --> 00:19:11,146
And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you!
370
00:19:11,147 --> 00:19:13,192
Everybody, listen up.
371
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,562
Until you kids can get along,
372
00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:17,473
Rudy and I have decided to
give you the silent treatment.
373
00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:19,868
Uh, what's the silent
treatment, you ask?
374
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,271
It's when we say nothing to you.
375
00:19:22,272 --> 00:19:26,532
Not a single word, and it starts now.
376
00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,978
Hang on, there is one
thing that we did leave out.
377
00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:33,436
I too will be giving
the silent treatment.
378
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,377
Starting now.
379
00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:38,020
You know I'm sorry, I forgot there's
one other thing I need to say.
380
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:41,547
Actually you go ahead then
I have something after you.
381
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,660
You know, we were thinking
about it and you guys were right.
382
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,995
You guys have been
enemies your entire lives.
383
00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:52,208
But you put your differences aside and
we should have learned from your example.
384
00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:56,467
And as a symbol of our two dojos coming
together in peace, we got you a gift.
385
00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:59,190
Be a monkey, be a monkey, be a monkey!
386
00:19:59,191 --> 00:20:01,677
Guys, come on. It's a ranking board.
387
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,759
Oh! I always wanted one of these.
388
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,559
- Come on, guys.
- Oh!
389
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,235
Put your belts up there.
390
00:20:09,236 --> 00:20:10,574
[Chuckles]
391
00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:16,438
Uh, Rudy, you put yours on the top
rung there, buddy. There you go.
392
00:20:16,439 --> 00:20:19,314
Yeah, of course, friend.
393
00:20:19,315 --> 00:20:23,080
When we were students, the grand
master gave me the higher ranking.
394
00:20:23,081 --> 00:20:25,454
Uh, that is true, pal o' mine.
395
00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,622
But last year at
regionals, I outranked you.
396
00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:31,366
That's because you used
an illegal sweep kick.
397
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,707
That's it!
398
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,708
[Bangs loudly]
399
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,345
So we go back to hating each other now?
400
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,066
- Absolutely.
- Oh, yeah.
401
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,887
- Yep.
- Get out.
402
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:51,530
[Rudy screams]
403
00:20:51,913 --> 00:20:55,213
Kickin' it with you!
404
00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:03,632
Aw! What are you doing here?
405
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:07,772
I ran into the Delmonico twins. They
were pretty upset that we stood them up.
406
00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:10,702
I figured the least we could
do was give them one dance.
407
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,943
I suppose you're right.
408
00:21:20,618 --> 00:21:23,738
[Country music playing]
409
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,892
[Both yipping]
410
00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:34,993
Yee-ha!
411
00:21:40,524 --> 00:21:46,424
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