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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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I'm proud of my one term as
student council President.
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Why was I not re-elected? Nobody knows.
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- You made the school day longer.
- You banned desserts.
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You got rid of the
faculty pinball machine.
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Nobody knows!
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Please welcome our new
student council President...
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Kim Beulah Crawford.
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That's right, people.
You voted in a Beulah.
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[Applause]
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[Presidential music plays]
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Fellow students, there is
nothing I will not do for you.
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- Place your hand on the turtle.
- What?! I am not touching that wart bag.
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It's tradition, Kim. To be sworn in,
you have to put your hand on Arlo.
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My heart is clean. My mind is fertile.
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I'm the Prez...
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- Swear on the turtle.
- Aw.
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And now I'd like to
bring up a good friend.
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He's loyal. He's true.
And he's dependable.
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He's my Vice President...
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Jack Brewer!
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Thank you.
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So I was told as Vice President, all I
have to do is stand up here and look good.
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So here you go.
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- [Clicks tongue]
- [Hoots, whistles]
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Thank you.
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And now Erica Straffman has put
together a special victory performance.
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[Southern accent] Thank you,
Kim. I think y'all know who I am.
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I'all don't.
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Then I'll tell you.
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I'm a nationally ranked
cheerleader and gymnast.
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And I'm the head of our dance committee.
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This is for you, Kim.
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Isn't she sweet?
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Get in line, Gina.
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[Dance music playing]
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[Cheering]
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Kim: Gina, look out.
Frank's got the turtle.
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[Bites]
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[Girls scream]
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Frank! Why do you
always ruin everything?
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Look at what you've done.
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- Are you okay, hon'?
- Yeah, I think so.
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- I just need...
- Come here.
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Daddy's gonna take care of you.
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Oh!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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I don't know, okay? This decision
could affect a lot of people.
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It could define my presidency.
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Kim, remember why you ran.
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This is your chance
to make a difference.
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You're right.
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By presidential decree!
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From this day forward...
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Any student wearing the
mascot suit will be required
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to wear underpants at
all school functions!
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- [Gavel bangs]
- [Applause]
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Kim, if it's all right with
you, I'd like to say something.
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As head of the dance committee,
I suggest that we throw...
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A fall ball.
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Picture this...
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The entrance to the gym
is a sea of icebergs.
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The doors open and
you've just boarded...
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The Titanic.
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I see good times off the starboard bow.
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It's not worth it, Erica.
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Frank ruins every event
your dance committee puts on.
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He's right. Remember
the hive of hornets
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you put in the air vent
at the spring formal?
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[Laughs]
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That was a riot!
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Kids' faces so messed up you couldn't
tell the hornet bites from the zits.
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[Laughs]
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Kim, we voted for you,
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because we thought that you would
stand up to people like Frank.
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- Am I right, y'all?
- All: Yeah.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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By presidential decree...
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We shall get our boogie on.
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[Dance music playing]
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[Gavel bangs]
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Motion to ban the President
from ever dancing again?
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- Seconded!
- Seconded!
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[Gavel bangs]
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Duck migration is my
favorite time of the year.
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And we got front-row
seats to the poop storm.
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Oh Rudy, you forgot the Tahini sauce.
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- Oh, I'll get it.
- Rudy, don't.
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- Every year they get you.
- I'll make it. I just got to be quick.
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- [Ducks quacking]
- [Wings fluttering]
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Oh, no, they're here.
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Oh, no! I'm never gonna make it.
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[Quacking fades]
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[Laughs]
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Yeah!
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First time in four years you
didn't get me, you dumb ducks!
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[Duck quacks]
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What?
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Kickin' it with you!
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So Kim, the whole school's talking
about this little dance you approved.
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Would you go with me?
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No.
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Then unlike the real Titanic,
this one's going down.
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Guys, somebody stole Arlo last
night, and Funderburk is freaking out.
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He's the chief administrator
of a high school.
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I doubt he's freaking
out over a missing turtle.
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[Cries hysterically]Aw! He's gone.
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We've been turtle-napped, people!
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He was in his cage when I left at 4:00.
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And I saw the cage was empty at 6:00.
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Why were you in my office?
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Well, I certainly wasn't
using your private bathroom.
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[Cellphone rings]
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I just got an anonymous text
saying Arlo is in locker 137.
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That's Frank's locker.
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Wait a minute!
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I didn't even know I had a locker.
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Nobody believes you, Frank.
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I'll open it myself. I got a master key.
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Oh, there it is.
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[Clears throat]
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[Gasps]
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Here's my little guy.
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[Coos]
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I missed you!
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Frank!
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You are going to
detention for a long time!
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What happened?
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Frank's stole Arlo and
now he's got detention.
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Sending Frank to detention is a joke.
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Kim, as President, isn't
there something you can do?
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There is. Section seven of the
school constitution states that a
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unanimous vote from the school
council can expel a disruptive student.
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[Scoffing laugh]
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Please, Milton.
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[Whispers] I got this.
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Section seven of the school constitution
states exactly what Milton said.
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I love to go swimming...
with bow-legged women.
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[Quacks]
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Oh, no!
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Not again! I think that's
the one that got me.
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Louie's been following
me around all day.
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It's because you're
acting like his mother.
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I am not!
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[Baby-talk] Don't you
listen to the bad man.
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You're my little baby boy
and I love you so much.
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Jerry, it's a wild animal.
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You got to return him to his flock.
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[Normal voice] You're right.
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We're from two different worlds.
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Sure, we both have webbed feet and
eat worms, but that's just not enough.
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Yeah, that's him, all right.
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You were the tail gunner, weren't you?
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- [Quacks]
- Oh!
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You heard it! He admitted it!
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[Crying]
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What's the matter, Frank?
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You crying because you found one
of Phil's nose hairs in your hummus?
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Yes.
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And because I'm being framed at school.
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Ah, dude, they found
Arlo in your locker.
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A turtle in a locker?
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That's not me.
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Now packing Danny Doyle's trombone full
of mashed potatoes... that's classic Frank.
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- [Squeaking]
- More trombone!
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Doyle, more trombone.
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[Squeaking]
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Come on, Doyle, more tromb...
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Oh yeah, I remember that.
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Funderburk sneezed potatoes for a month.
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You got to help me, Jack. If I get
expelled, I'll be home schooled.
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Giving mother a wedgie
is awkward for both of us.
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Come to think of it,
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this would be the first prank you
committed that you didn't take credit for.
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Because I didn't do it.
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I was at the Black Dragon
Dojo when it happened.
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Well, then you couldn't have done it.
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But I just have one more question.
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Why is Milton making
kissy faces with that duck?
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That dude needs a girlfriend fast.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Okay, before we take a vote,
does anybody have anything to say?
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I do! Frank is a liar.
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Liar.
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And his pants are indeed on fire.
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Noted. Now let's take a vote.
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All council members in favor
of expelling Frank say "aye".
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All: Aye.
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- All those opposed say "nay".
- Nay.
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Yes! It's unanimous! All
thanks to me, Frank Bickel is...
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I'm sorry? Did you just nay me?
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I believe that Frank is innocent.
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[Booing]
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I just got hit with a shoe.
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This is unacceptable.
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Jack is entitled to express his
opinion no matter how unpopular it is!
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You should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Do you ever feel like
you're totally alone
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floating on a raft in the
middle of a sea of hate?
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Usually.
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Why do you ask?
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No reason.
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You don't have any
lunch. How do you eat?
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By making kids so mad
they throw food at me.
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Check it.
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Hey, Marty! I like your sneakers.
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Does your sister know
you're wearing them?
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Meatloaf, nice.
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Hey, Jack. I don't know if you heard,
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but we're having another vote
on Frank's expulsion tomorrow.
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Look, I'm sorry. I'm
not changing my mind.
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You don't have to. You're fired.
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What?!
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You picked me as Vice
President because I'm a strong,
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independent thinker who
will always do what's right.
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I picked you because you were nice
eye-candy for the campaign poster.
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I feel so used!
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Jack, you told me I could make a difference
and now you're standing in my way.
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I will be remembered as the President
who got Frank kicked out of school.
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Wow, if she could do that, she
would be very popular, Jack.
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[Annoyed] Frank.
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Kim, I really believe Frank is innocent.
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Funderburk said he saw
Arlo in his cage at 4:00.
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And Bert said the
cage was empty at 6:00.
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So?
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So Frank couldn't have done it. He was
at the Black Dragons dojo at that time.
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00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:23,905
Really, Jack?
252
00:12:23,906 --> 00:12:29,806
My brother's a black dragon and they've
been closed all week for fumigation.
253
00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:35,477
Wow, Jack. Your new friend
Frank turns out to be a liar.
254
00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:37,694
What a shock.
255
00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:40,455
Let's go, Erica.
256
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:49,021
Oh, hey, Milton. Did you
take Louie back to his family?
257
00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:51,302
Absolutely.
258
00:12:51,703 --> 00:12:56,250
I'm proud of you. See,
Jerry, he did the right thing.
259
00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:58,466
[Quacking]
260
00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,747
Whoa whoa.
261
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,335
What's going on there?
262
00:13:02,336 --> 00:13:04,204
I think I'm having a reaction to some...
263
00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:06,349
- [Quacks]
- Bad jambalaya.
264
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,384
- [Quacking]
- Aah!
265
00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:11,254
Dude, I am never eating jambalaya.
266
00:13:11,255 --> 00:13:12,488
[Quacking]
267
00:13:12,489 --> 00:13:14,589
[Shouts]
268
00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:17,634
It's Louie!
269
00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:19,069
- Dude.
- You didn't take him back?
270
00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,662
I tried. I couldn't.
271
00:13:21,663 --> 00:13:25,501
This little featherly fella just
quacked his way into my heart.
272
00:13:25,502 --> 00:13:28,304
Well, now we gotta
figure out what to do.
273
00:13:28,305 --> 00:13:32,341
Got it! Put pants on him
and raise him as a human.
274
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:33,542
No.
275
00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:35,765
His flock already left the park.
276
00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:38,607
If he doesn't join them, he's
never gonna see them again.
277
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:40,457
Dude, what are we supposed to do?
278
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:46,358
Grow wings, fly up in the air
and reunite him with his family?
279
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,214
What?
280
00:13:53,795 --> 00:13:57,742
This is Mama Bird. I see
Louie's flock up ahead.
281
00:13:57,743 --> 00:14:01,403
It won't be long now, Louie.
282
00:14:02,271 --> 00:14:08,171
Be advised, Fred the barber is on
the roof sunbathing in his underpants.
283
00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:10,279
Jack!
284
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,214
Sorry I lied about being in the dojo.
285
00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:15,318
I couldn't tell you the truth
because I was embarrassed.
286
00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,219
You, embarrassed?
287
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:20,774
Last week you wore your
underpants outside your jeans.
288
00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:24,530
I thought it made me
look like a superhero.
289
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,463
If I tell you where I was,
promise you won't laugh?
290
00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:28,775
Yes, of course.
291
00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:32,196
["Nutcracker" music playing]
292
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,669
[Laughing]
293
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,409
You said you wouldn't laugh.
294
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,695
Well, I didn't know you
flounced around in tights.
295
00:14:42,696 --> 00:14:44,547
I don't flounce, Jack.
296
00:14:44,548 --> 00:14:46,082
I jete.
297
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,167
I jete!
298
00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:50,395
All right, I don't blame you for lying.
299
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:52,588
Hey, don't cross this tape.
300
00:14:52,589 --> 00:14:56,189
I don't want you getting your footprints
all over my freshly waxed floors.
301
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,590
Sorry, Bert.
302
00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:02,631
- Do you wax every day?
- No, not every day.
303
00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:06,514
Maybe if I'm gonna hit the beach, strut
around in my mankini, then I might...
304
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:09,917
I was asking about the floors.
305
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:12,618
Yeah. Every day.
306
00:15:14,742 --> 00:15:18,923
This is Mama Bird. I'm about 50
yards away from Louie's flock.
307
00:15:18,924 --> 00:15:22,204
Roger that, good buddy.
This is Swag Ranger.
308
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:25,501
I'm sitting in the hen house
with the pole cat, over.
309
00:15:25,502 --> 00:15:28,948
Would you stop using
those stupid nicknames?
310
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:33,029
Mama Bird, this is Flash Starblazer.
311
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,021
Hit me back with a, uh...
312
00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:39,542
Status update.
313
00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:44,340
Louie's rejoining his flock.
314
00:15:44,341 --> 00:15:46,242
That's it, Louie.
315
00:15:46,243 --> 00:15:49,303
Follow the lead bird.
316
00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:52,991
Mission complete. He's
back with his family.
317
00:15:52,992 --> 00:15:55,335
- Aw, sweet!
- Yeah!
318
00:15:55,336 --> 00:15:58,199
Great work, Mama Bird. Ah...
319
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,720
Come on home.
320
00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:05,281
Oh, no. Oh, no no. The
whole flock is following me.
321
00:16:05,282 --> 00:16:08,563
They think I'm the lead bird!
322
00:16:08,564 --> 00:16:10,466
What? Where are you now?
323
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:13,135
Uh, I'm right above the courtyard.
324
00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:15,356
[Quacking]
325
00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,932
[Both shouting]
326
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,160
Really, Louie?!
327
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:34,521
Any day we have to say good-bye
to a student is a sad day.
328
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:35,890
Except when it's Frank.
329
00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:38,215
- [Cheering]
- [Dance music playing]
330
00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:40,556
Conga line!
331
00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:43,457
Woo!
332
00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:49,022
Okay. Okay, council. Come on, come on.
333
00:16:49,023 --> 00:16:50,904
It's voting time.
334
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:54,436
All those in favor of expelling
Frank Bickel from Seaford High, say...
335
00:16:54,437 --> 00:16:57,346
- Nay!
- Again with the nay-ing?
336
00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:59,582
Frank is innocent, and I can prove it.
337
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,556
Everyone, follow me.
338
00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:04,171
Uh, Kim? What's he doing?
339
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,253
Uh, excuse me?!
340
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:08,799
I am the President and
I did not approve...
341
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,400
Okay. Following Jack approved.
342
00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:15,755
All right, we know Arlo was
taken between 4:00 and 6:00.
343
00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:19,196
And every day at that same
time, Bert waxes the floors.
344
00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:23,606
So whoever put Arlo in Frank's
locker would have left footprints.
345
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,734
But there weren't any, right, Bert?
346
00:17:25,735 --> 00:17:29,070
Not a one. Floors were so
clean you could eat off them.
347
00:17:29,071 --> 00:17:31,379
Which I've done.
348
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,504
I like the lemony taste.
349
00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:35,960
Yes, thank you, Bert.
350
00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:40,186
Whoever did this would have to reach
the locker without touching the stairs,
351
00:17:40,187 --> 00:17:41,942
or the floor.
352
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:44,802
Do you mind if I borrow this?
353
00:17:44,803 --> 00:17:47,019
Say Arlo is this book.
354
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:51,765
So with Arlo in a backpack, our
thief may have done something...
355
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,863
Like this.
356
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,984
[Intense music playing]
357
00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:27,570
[All gasping]
358
00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,491
Okay.
359
00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:46,165
- Wow!
- [Applause]
360
00:18:49,909 --> 00:18:51,230
It was you, Jack.
361
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,906
You set me up just so you could defend
me so you could prove your own guilt.
362
00:18:54,907 --> 00:18:57,614
What kind of sick game are you playing?
363
00:18:57,615 --> 00:19:00,231
It wasn't me, Frank. It was Erica.
364
00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:04,054
What?! [Laughs] Jack, you
are just being crazy now.
365
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,239
Kim, can we just get on with
the vote? All those in favor?
366
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,980
Wait a minute.
367
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,147
Erica, Jack does have a point.
368
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,651
You are the only one in school
that can do what Jack just did.
369
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:19,552
Kim, don't tell me you're buying
this. I mean, this is crazy.
370
00:19:25,191 --> 00:19:27,949
You know, what's crazy is
that there's a size four
371
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:31,240
precision balance gymnastics
shoe print up here.
372
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:34,254
Well... that's up there...
373
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:37,288
[Chuckles] You see,
sometimes what happens...
374
00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:38,674
Every once in awhile there's...
375
00:19:38,675 --> 00:19:41,375
Okay, I did it!
376
00:19:42,321 --> 00:19:45,779
For three years, Frank has
ruined every one of my dances!
377
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:50,340
Dirt bombs from the ceiling,
frogs in the punch bowl. [Crying]
378
00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:52,161
Oh, man.
379
00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:55,833
I thought those were gummy frogs.
380
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,560
Erica, you're in big trouble.
381
00:19:58,561 --> 00:20:00,115
Take her to my office.
382
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,784
I just wanted the entire school to
remember one perfect night put on by me...
383
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,434
Erica Straffman!
384
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,684
Keep it moving, streetcar.
385
00:20:07,685 --> 00:20:09,872
I told you I didn't do it.
386
00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:11,852
Because I was doing ballet.
387
00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:14,951
That's right. I'm not
gonna hide who I am anymore.
388
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,532
I'm a dancer!
389
00:20:17,964 --> 00:20:19,847
So am I, Frank.
390
00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:22,068
So am I.
391
00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:26,759
Kim, I gotta hand it to you.
392
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,224
When I was up there, I never
even noticed that shoe print.
393
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,583
It's because there wasn't one.
394
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:34,217
After you put it all together,
I knew you were right.
395
00:20:34,218 --> 00:20:36,463
I just wanted to make her admit it.
396
00:20:36,464 --> 00:20:37,800
That's pretty slick, Kim.
397
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,935
I should have known you wouldn't
have stood up against the
398
00:20:39,936 --> 00:20:42,875
whole school unless you really
believed Frank was innocent.
399
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:45,762
That's the kind of guts I'd
like to see in my Vice President.
400
00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:47,736
- So I'm back?
- Yeah.
401
00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:50,979
I mean, we look great on a poster.
402
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,680
Except that one.
403
00:20:54,349 --> 00:20:58,549
I kinda feel bad for doing that now.
404
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:10,194
Those duck's aren't leaving without
you, they think you're their mother.
405
00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:12,541
Leave me alone!
406
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:16,142
I'm not ready to be a mom!
407
00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:19,775
I'll see you later.
I'm going to the movies.
408
00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:22,126
Rudy, you can't go out
there with that sandwich.
409
00:21:22,127 --> 00:21:28,027
Oh please. They're ducks. You
just gotta show them who's boss.
410
00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:37,748
- [Quacking]
- [Rudy screaming]
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