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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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All right, to hang your picture
properly, we gotta find the support beam.
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This stud finder will
show me where it is.
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- [Device beeps]
- Ah, those things don't work.
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You gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
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Jer...
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- Found it!
- Give me that!
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[Both chuckle]
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I'm proud of you, man. Look at
you. Your first tournament ribbon.
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I know man, couldn't
have done it without you.
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- Ah.
- Your support...
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Your friendship, your jock strap.
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You used my jock...
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Just keep it.
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Hey, have you guys heard that
dumb Black Dragon radio jingle?
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- Oh...
- Oh. That thing's catchy, yo.
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We're the best, don't mind
bragging, so come and be...
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[High-pitched]
A Black Dragon!
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[High-pitched vocalizing]
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Don't hate me for making it my own.
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Hey, Jerry, that thing you're
watching from the Seaford Animal Park,
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is making a weird sound.
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He's probably hungry.
I should go feed him.
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[Animal chatters]
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Hey, little buddy.
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Aw, what a little cutie!
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What is it?
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It's a Peruvian Bush ferret.
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We gotta keep him separated
because these wiry little fellas,
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can get really wound
up around the females.
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Ah, I hear that.
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I mean, the poor thing.
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You know, Grandmaster
Po, it's great that you're
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helping the monastery find
a home for this little guy.
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Thank you. You know...
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Well, the truth is I'm helping you
help the monastery help the boy,
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which means you couldn't help
anyone if I wasn't helping you.
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You're watching him for
two days. Get over it.
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Be good, Sam.
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Don't worry about me, Grandmaster.
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I'm sure I'll enjoy my time here
at the dojo with my new friends.
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And you can count on me, Grandmaster.
Won't let him out of my sight.
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Alright, somebody watch
this kid I'm hitting
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the lunch buffet at the bowling alley.
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Hi, little man. I'm Kim, and this is...
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Save it, blondie. I'm gonna need a
car with enough gas to get to Vegas.
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Listen, why don't we just go to the
food court and get you a pretzel?
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Won't you be busy calling your mommy?
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- Why would I be calling my...
- [Smashes foot]
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[Shouting] Mommy?!
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Gah!
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I got this.
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[Ferret chirps]
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Hey, buddy. Do you wanna
help me feed my ferret?
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Whoa, I've never fed a ferret before.
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[Screaming]
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Help me! Help me!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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-
That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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He's just a little
eight-year-old boy.
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To protect ourselves, we had
to lock him in your office.
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[Watch beeps]
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Oh, no. It's my turn to check on him.
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You only wanted to watch the kid
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so you'd look like a big deal
in front of the Grandmaster.
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I did it out of respect.
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The Grandmaster is a
world-renowned martial artist,
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a man of great honor and integrity.
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Plus, I'm hoping to use
his condo at the beach club.
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Oh-ho-ho, it is right in
the middle of bikini row!
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Whatever. You are not dumping
this monster off on us.
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- Monster? Oh, please.
- [Tape crinkling]
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Ah! Gah!
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[Panting]
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Rudy, you're gonna need more tape.
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We are not doing this alone, Rudy.
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Wh... but I'm a Sensei.
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I've got the dojo to run.
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Uh...
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You know, Rudy, watching the
kid and running the dojo...
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Seems like you got a pretty full plate.
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- I do.
- I could take more of a leadership role.
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You know, help around the place,
teach some of your classes.
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I mean, between the
two of us, we got this.
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Nah, thanks, guys. But there's no
way I could leave my beloved dojo...
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Here are the keys.
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Yeah, every morning you have to
plunge the toilet and feed the cat.
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Do not mix those up.
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Dude, we're in charge!
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Oh, I've been waiting
for this for a long time.
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- I have some huge ideas.
- I got an idea of my own.
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See, it's Gis for beginners.
Inside they have airbags.
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Oh, hold on. I got one in my locker.
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Hey, uh, Jerry. Why don't
you go write those ideas down?
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Uh, I mean, so we don't forget them.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah yeah, you're right.
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We should probably get to
work on these chores anyway.
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- [Toilet flushes]
- [Plunger sucking]
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[Cat caterwauls]
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[Cat shrieking]
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Feeding the toilet... no problem.
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But woo! Tomorrow...
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You're plunging the cat.
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[Blows]
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I'm gonna ask you for the last
time. To please stop doing that.
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Oh, he's just trying
to have a little fun.
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[Blows rapidly]
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I'm gonna go hit the can.
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Can't you put this kid in a cage?
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I'd love to, but kid cages
rub some people the wrong way.
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Look, inside every bad child is
a good child trying to get out.
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We just have to help him.
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[Pipes clanking]
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[Laughing]
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What did you do?
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I shoved seven rolls of toilet paper
down the bowl before I flushed it.
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No! My pipes can't take
that kind of pressure.
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She's going to blow.
She's going to blow!
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[Pipes explode]
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She blew.
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Punch. Block. Good.
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- Punch and block.
- Hey, what's going on?
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Uh, I'm teaching the 3:30 class.
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But the 3:30 class
doesn't start until 4:15.
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Jerry, since I've been in charge,
I've made some changes around here.
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I even got some new students.
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Students?
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Is that who these people are?
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Yo, white belt! You're
standing in my spot.
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It's called the Jerry zone,
so step off, not-Jerry.
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Hey hey. Why don't you
guys just take a five?
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Thanks. What's your problem?
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My problem is we're
running this dojo together.
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I have lots of great ideas and
you're not listening to any of them.
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You have lots of great ideas? Name one.
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Come to Bobby Wasabi's
and check out our...
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Mooooooves!
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Mooooooves!
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This thing's got satellite radio,
air conditioning and a microwave.
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[Bell dings]
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- Ooh!
- [Microwave door opens]
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Chimichanga?
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Please put that back where it came from.
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[Mouthing]
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[Microwave door closes]
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- How are you powering all that?
- That's the genius, Jack.
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See, I strapped a car
battery to each leg.
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This thing's powered up and ready to...
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[Zapping]
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Are you all right? I think
your suit is short circuiting.
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Huh? Oh, no. No, it's not.
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- No, I'm perfectly...
- [Zapping]
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Fine! Woo!
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- [High-pitched] I couldn't be...
- [Buzzing]
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Better!
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[Dings erratically]
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Jerry, the new vision
I have for the dojo...
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It's not about karate cows or
glow-rate or burning butt burritos.
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It's about my new training philosophy,
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based on three levels of
focus, honor and dedication.
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I call it "Jack's
pyramid of discipline".
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Okay, first of all,
that's not a pyramid...
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It's a triangle.
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Second, I can't believe you took my
picture down and put that thing up.
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And third, what about my ideas?
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Your ideas are dumb, dude.
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[High-pitched] Oh?
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You know what, Jack? You've
changed. You've changed!
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I had to. I'm in charge now.
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Yeah?
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Well, with you in charge, I'm not sure
I want to be a part of this lame dojo.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Both: Fine!
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Kickin' it with you!
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Dude...
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You know what hurts even more than your
hummus burning its way through my colon?
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Actually, I know no greater pain.
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The fact that my best
friend doesn't need me.
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Ah.
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I thought Jack and I were
gonna run the dojo together.
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You know, it's just like
me and my Cousin Carl.
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We moved here together from Hachmachistan
and wanted to open up a restaurant.
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But we had very different
ideas on how to do the business.
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Like what?
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Well, for starters, he wanted
our meat to be actual meat.
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[Laughing] What?!
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So he opened up Carl's Kabobs,
and I opened up my place.
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That's it! Oh!
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That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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You know, you've made a few
enemies since you've been here.
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But I think deep down
inside of you is a good kid.
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All you need is a little
fresh air and sunshine.
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Where's Milton? And why
won't Kim fish with us?
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I know Milton's around here
somewhere. And I'll go talk to Kim.
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Sam!
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I've been up all night thinking of what
you might try and pull out here today!
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What? I'm just a little boy fishing.
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[Stammering] I... I...
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I know it's only a matter of time before
you try and trick me into eating a worm.
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[Groaning]
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[Laughing]
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Ha! Beat you to it!
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What's next? The
old hook-and-rip?
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See!
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Ha!
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Beat you to it!
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And for the grand finale, when I'm
not looking, attach a crab to my nose.
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[Moaning and groaning]
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Beat you to it.
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[Screaming]
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[Groaning loudly]
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I want nothing to do with
him, okay? He's pure evil.
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Oh, he just needed a
little more Rudy time.
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I caught a fish, Rudy. It's for you.
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Pure evil, huh?
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You! You stole my fish!
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What? No. He caught it.
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Ah!
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[Water splashes]
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[Giggling]
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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Might need a little more Rudy time.
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Hey, Jack, take a flyer.
246
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It's for the new business
that I opened with my partner.
247
00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:47,303
Jack: What?! Oh, you've
got to be kidding me.
248
00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:48,638
Punch. [Exhales sharply]
249
00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:49,942
Punch. [Exhales sharply]
250
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,941
You turned Phil's into a dojo?
251
00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:55,756
Not just a dojo, but a better
dojo than the one you're running.
252
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,103
And one last thing, Jack.
253
00:11:58,104 --> 00:12:03,204
I'm gonna have to ask
you to step off my face.
254
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,293
Kickin' it with you!
255
00:12:14,294 --> 00:12:17,934
All right, guys, today we're gonna
focus on a roll out into a chest strike.
256
00:12:17,935 --> 00:12:20,392
Now watch. Gonna roll out...
257
00:12:20,393 --> 00:12:22,906
Spin, chest strike.
258
00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:27,047
All right? You guys give it a shot.
259
00:12:27,386 --> 00:12:28,772
Not bad. That was good.
260
00:12:28,773 --> 00:12:32,013
Move it, zits. My turn.
261
00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:34,396
[Yelling]
262
00:12:36,252 --> 00:12:38,952
[Warbled yelling]
263
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,965
- What are you doing here?
- Relax, Jack.
264
00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:51,201
Just came to get some
stuff out of my locker.
265
00:12:51,202 --> 00:12:52,902
Yeah? Well, make it quick.
266
00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:55,405
I'm in the middle of class
with all of my new students.
267
00:12:55,406 --> 00:12:57,687
Oh, I just hope you
don't do to these students
268
00:12:57,688 --> 00:13:00,806
what you did to little Timmy Donovan.
269
00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:03,751
Oh, you didn't hear?
270
00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:06,786
Yeah, Jack pushed him to do
a move he wasn't ready for.
271
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:10,067
Poor kid had to have his
whole skeleton removed.
272
00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:13,581
Come on, you guys don't believe
that. It's not even possible.
273
00:13:13,582 --> 00:13:14,641
Yes, it is.
274
00:13:14,642 --> 00:13:16,975
Oh, yeah. Now Timmy just hangs
on his mother's clothesline
275
00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:19,494
making fun of kids that walk by.
276
00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:23,455
"Hey, you! Spines are for losers".
277
00:13:24,212 --> 00:13:25,556
Come on. That's not...
278
00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,472
- That's not true.
- Oh, would you look at that.
279
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,034
The fancy new safe dojo
across the courtyard,
280
00:13:30,035 --> 00:13:35,915
is giving away free orange
belts with every order of hummus.
281
00:13:46,189 --> 00:13:48,349
[Screams]
282
00:13:48,825 --> 00:13:50,146
[Exhales deeply]
283
00:13:50,147 --> 00:13:51,194
What's all this stuff?
284
00:13:51,195 --> 00:13:54,723
[Stammering] Don't... don't...
don't... don't touch this.
285
00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,899
It's the only thing
you haven't destroyed.
286
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,901
Just go back to your
room and take another nap.
287
00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:00,203
I already took two.
288
00:14:00,204 --> 00:14:04,039
No, your naps aren't for you,
they're for me, they help me relax.
289
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,494
"The Battle of Pickford"?
290
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:06,909
- Awesome.
- Yeah.
291
00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,378
Six months of awesome.
292
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:11,180
It's an exact replica
down to the last detail.
293
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:12,849
Even the cannons fire.
294
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,151
Wow, this is the coolest hobby ever!
295
00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:18,820
That's not what my dates say.
296
00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:20,857
Why doesn't that horse have a rider?
297
00:14:20,858 --> 00:14:23,157
Ah, Colonel Pickford
should be riding that horse.
298
00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:25,889
Yeah, but the company that makes
the figurines went out of business,
299
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:29,032
so my exact replica will never be exact.
300
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:32,523
It's all right, Rudy. Someday
you'll get your Colonel Pickford.
301
00:14:32,524 --> 00:14:34,436
You think so?
302
00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:36,805
[Table knocks and creaks]
303
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,606
Ah!
304
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:42,546
I'm so sorry! I swear
that was an accident!
305
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,380
You...
306
00:14:44,381 --> 00:14:47,082
[Voice breaking] Look what you've done!
307
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:50,263
Everything is destroyed!
308
00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:52,922
Not everything.
309
00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:56,943
Um, this cannon still looks like...
310
00:14:59,429 --> 00:15:03,629
Uh... I'm gonna go take another nap.
311
00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:06,845
Kickin' it with you!
312
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:08,630
Kick.
313
00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:10,065
- Kick.
- [Bell dings]
314
00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:12,200
You know what that means!
315
00:15:12,201 --> 00:15:13,975
Jerry and Phil: Dance break!
316
00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:16,976
[Dance music playing]
317
00:15:17,706 --> 00:15:21,546
Hey, Sensei. Check out my moves.
318
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,066
Woo!
319
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,384
[Mimics wailing siren]
320
00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,426
[Music stops]
321
00:15:30,427 --> 00:15:35,817
This establishment is in
violation of code 681-niner...
322
00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:39,910
Operating a dojo inside
of a falafel restaurant.
323
00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:42,564
Ha! Joke's on you!
324
00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:46,867
I don't have permits
for either of those.
325
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:52,134
Any accomplices found on the premises
of said dojo-falafel establishment...
326
00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:54,778
Will be taken into custody!
327
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,285
Hi, one free lesson at
The Bobby Wasabi Dojo.
328
00:15:57,286 --> 00:16:00,466
Jack: Have a good day.
329
00:16:03,742 --> 00:16:06,024
I should have known it was you, Jack.
330
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:08,764
Can't stand seeing a
better dojo, can you?
331
00:16:08,765 --> 00:16:11,849
Oh, this? This isn't
a dojo. It's a joke.
332
00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:14,064
- Oh, really?
- Mm hmm.
333
00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:16,522
Then why don't we have
a little tournament, huh?
334
00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:19,251
Winner gets to run The
Bobby Wasabi Dojo...
335
00:16:19,252 --> 00:16:20,608
Their way.
336
00:16:20,609 --> 00:16:23,718
All right. You want
a Battle Of The Dojos?
337
00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,253
- Let's do it.
- Fine.
338
00:16:25,254 --> 00:16:28,314
- Fine.
- Both: Fine!
339
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,625
This is gonna be so easy.
340
00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:32,694
The only student you have left is Joan.
341
00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:35,155
[Fly buzzing]
342
00:16:38,494 --> 00:16:42,287
Well, the only student
you have left is Phil.
343
00:16:42,288 --> 00:16:43,804
[Giggling]
344
00:16:43,805 --> 00:16:46,385
It's ticklish.
345
00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,677
We got this, Jack.
346
00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,202
I'm gonna mop up the
floor with this chump.
347
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:56,103
No one mops these floors... ever!
348
00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:59,354
Po's gonna be here any minute.
349
00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:01,907
I guess you'll be glad to see me go.
350
00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:04,188
Aw, Sam...
351
00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:07,319
I really really will.
352
00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:12,976
I almost forgot. I
have something for you.
353
00:17:12,977 --> 00:17:15,441
- [Chuckling] What's this?
- It's Colonel Pickford.
354
00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:18,283
I made it out of a clothespin,
a half-chewed gumdrop,
355
00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:21,494
and the saber's a toenail clipping.
356
00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:23,144
This is the best...
357
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:27,525
And worst thing anyone's ever given me.
358
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:31,386
Why are you always such a troublemaker?
359
00:17:31,387 --> 00:17:33,321
I mean, don't you want
a family to like you?
360
00:17:33,322 --> 00:17:35,657
I've never had a family before.
361
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:38,066
I mean, are they really that important?
362
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,623
Yeah, Sam.
363
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:44,364
Being a part of a
family is very important.
364
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:49,623
Look, if you could stay here...
365
00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:52,940
With us, is there any chance
that you could behave yourself?
366
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:57,441
I can try, but I can't promise anything.
367
00:17:58,149 --> 00:17:59,666
Why don't you stay with me?
368
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:03,087
Really, Rudy? Whoa, thanks!
369
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,899
I'll go talk to Po.
370
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,689
Rudy! Rudy! I got your
text. What's the emergency?
371
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:11,325
Oh, Kim. That was from me. I didn't
want you to be late for your date.
372
00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:13,339
For my what now?
373
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:17,181
You know the geek who works at
Komputer Kingdom with the face fungus?
374
00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:18,161
Yeah.
375
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:21,807
I told him that if he met you
here, you'd give him a kiss.
376
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:24,098
You did not say...
377
00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:25,741
Pucker up, Princess.
378
00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,022
[Shrieking]
379
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,980
Sam, that was...
380
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,319
[Chuckling] Really funny.
381
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,240
Nice.
382
00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:44,892
- Breathe, breathe, breathe...
- [Breathes sharply]
383
00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:45,893
- Open.
- [Water squirts]
384
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:48,654
- Good.
- [Spits]
385
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:52,551
Joan, that wasn't a spit
bucket; That was my shoe.
386
00:18:52,552 --> 00:18:55,236
Jack, I am in the zone.
387
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:57,905
I have razor-sharp focus.
388
00:18:57,906 --> 00:18:59,497
I will not be distracted. I will...
389
00:18:59,498 --> 00:19:02,804
Oh, hi, Todd! Woo!
Someone's been working out.
390
00:19:02,805 --> 00:19:06,881
Your glutes are beauts.
Ha ha! [Purring] Wow! Yeah!
391
00:19:06,882 --> 00:19:07,949
[Mouthing]
392
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,870
What?
393
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,654
I see your dumb triangle is
still where my picture should be.
394
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,182
Yeah, you probably threw it out.
395
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:18,008
No no, you probably shredded it
into a thousand little pieces!
396
00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:21,549
Actually, I had it enlarged.
397
00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:23,528
See, I was gonna hang it
up, but then you went...
398
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,577
You kicked me out.
399
00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:27,163
I didn't kick you out. You're
the one who decided to leave.
400
00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:31,812
Well, that's because you didn't respect
me and said all my ideas were dumb.
401
00:19:31,813 --> 00:19:33,441
Well, I shouldn't have said that.
402
00:19:33,442 --> 00:19:37,207
Because actually, you had
some pretty good ideas.
403
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,968
Yes. Yes, I did.
404
00:19:40,338 --> 00:19:42,311
So, uh...
405
00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:44,129
Which one was good?
406
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,249
Your idea for Gis with airbags.
407
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,266
Oh, yeah. For beginners. It
takes the fear out of being hit.
408
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:51,921
Yeah, I've been using the one out
of your locker. People love 'em.
409
00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:55,102
Hey, Donnie, come here.
410
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,263
[Air hisses]
411
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:00,902
Nice.
412
00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:03,404
Hey, uh, Jerry?
413
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,406
I've always dreamed of running a dojo.
414
00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:08,009
When I got the chance, maybe
I got a little carried away.
415
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:10,011
I should never have disrespected you.
416
00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:13,347
The truth is the dojo isn't
the same without you, man.
417
00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:16,225
You had me at, Jerry, I've always
dreamed of running a dojo, and when I
418
00:20:16,226 --> 00:20:19,151
got the chance, maybe I got a little
carried away, I should have never...
419
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:23,731
I think I know where
you're going with this.
420
00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:26,961
Hey, what do you say we call off this
little tournament before someone gets hurt?
421
00:20:26,962 --> 00:20:28,863
- Yeah.
- [Yelling]
422
00:20:28,864 --> 00:20:31,024
[Yelling]
423
00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:48,093
[Loud crashing]
424
00:20:48,925 --> 00:20:52,432
Joan: I'm okay! I just
landed on this really big kid.
425
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:55,007
[Explosion, air hissing]
426
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:57,601
Holy Hannah, I think I popped him!
427
00:20:57,602 --> 00:21:00,842
Kickin it with you!
428
00:21:02,786 --> 00:21:04,648
[Military drumming playing]
429
00:21:04,649 --> 00:21:08,307
Men, you are no longer without a leader.
430
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:12,778
Colonel Pickford has arrived to lead you
over the ridge and down into the valley.
431
00:21:12,779 --> 00:21:16,357
Now you should know that you will be
turned into human confetti by close-range
432
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:21,945
enemy cannon fire, due to Colonel
Pickford's legendarily poor judgment.
433
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:27,846
Sam, you have the honor of placing
Pickford on his noble steed.
434
00:21:36,602 --> 00:21:40,495
We have got to find another hobby.
435
00:21:40,496 --> 00:21:46,396
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