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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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And now it's time for my favorite
part of your dining experience.
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The check!
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Guys, relax. I'm paying today.
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My new job at the dojo means I can
treat my friends to a nice meal.
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You guys want dessert?
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Oh, I'm good. Dessert
at Phil's is disgusting.
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It's just a scoop of hummus
drizzled with sweet mold.
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Forget dessert. I wanna go work out.
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Whoa.
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That's a little bit
more than I expected.
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Um, we didn't order five
baba ghanoush platters.
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Oh. No, I did.
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Yeah, I heard you were buying.
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Thanks, Jack.
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Phil: Put on your
fancy hairnet, Tootsie!
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[Goat bleats]
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Uh, you have to leave.
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- You, leave!
- You can stay.
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- You can stay.
- Phil, what are you doing?
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The Prince of Hachmachistan
is coming here to see me,
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and I don't want him looking at
anyone who's not pleasing to the eyes.
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And I'll be honest with you, Milton...
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You, my friend, very much on the fence.
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Why is the Prince of
Hachmachistan in Seaford?
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Hachmachistan is gonna use the port of
Seaford for all of its American trading.
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There's gonna be a royal reception
tomorrow night at the Seaford Tower.
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And I'll be attending. You know why?
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Because you're a nerd with no life.
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And...
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I'm President of the
Student United Nations Club.
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Phil: He's here! He's here!
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Phil: Welcome, welcome, Your Highness.
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Welcome.
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If the redheaded bird
boy offends you, he's out.
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My name is Yuval,
Prince of Hachmachistan.
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When a man from my country
sees a beautiful woman,
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there is a customary greeting. May I?
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[High-pitched giggle]
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'Kay.
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[Wailing scream] [Spits]
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You're good, handsome.
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[Coins clinking]
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Hey, Jack. You want me to
help you with our check?
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Relax, I got it.
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No, I got it.
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Put your little pennies away.
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I would like the honor of treating
this lovely lady and her friends.
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[Sighs] Excuse me.
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Uvula, is it?
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Yeah, thanks, but I'm paying that.
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Can you believe this
guy? I pay my own checks.
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Too late! It is paid.
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Oh, I'm sorry, would anyone
care for some dessert?
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I could go for some dessert.
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You literally just said
you wanted to work out.
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Well, now I want dessert, Jack.
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Fine.
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[Rock music playing]
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-
Don't...
-
Don't...
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-
You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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-
That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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[Dreamily] And when
the Prince said goodbye,
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he leaned in close and looked at me
with those big beautiful cow eyes and...
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You wanna know what I said to him?
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Moo?
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No, Jack. I didn't say m...
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Wait, I was thinking about cows.
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What if...? Oh, no, I probably did.
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Way to go, Kim. A Prince
comes to town and you moo him.
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Get over it, Kim. He's just
obnoxious pretty boy royalty.
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[Animal chirps]
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- Jerry: Don't bite me.
- What is that thing?
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It's a Lemur from Madagascar.
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Yeah, part of my job at the Seaford
Animal Park is taking care of it.
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It sleeps all day and spends its
nights in a treetop licking itself.
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Lucky!
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Yeah, there's a chance it might
be carrying Madagascar Madness,
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so I'm keeping him
quarantined for the week.
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Big news, people! Big news!
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I have been asked by the Prince
to present him with the symbolic
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key to the city of Seaford at his
royal reception tomorrow night.
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Congrats, Phil.
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- But what's with the roses?
- There are for the Kims.
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He also wanted you to have this.
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[Gasps]
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Diamonds? I can't believe this. No
boy's ever given me a necklace before.
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Excuse me. Uh, I gave you one.
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Oh, that's right. The one you made me
at summer camp made out of macaroni.
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It was rigatoni.
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Learn your pasta, woman.
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Jack, you're just jealous
because you weren't invited.
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Please, there's not a
guy in the world that
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would wanna go to some
fancy ball for a Prince.
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I wanna go! I wanna go! I wanna go!
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Sorry, Rudy. Nobody gets
in without an invitation.
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Although, if you are willing
to pose as my man-servant...
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Ah, excuse me, I am a third-degree
black belt and a respected Sensei.
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- There is no way that...
- All-you-can-eat cheese balls.
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Pick you up at eight, my Liege.
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You two gotta check out this video of
Joan the security guard I put online.
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Joan: Base, I'm involved
in a high-speed chase.
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Pull it...
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Over!
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Okay. Wow!
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Got ourselves a comedian here.
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Well, hardy har har.
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How about this for a laugh?
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You, Sir, are in...
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Bad move, perp.
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You just woke up the jackrabbit, huh?
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Oh! Oh! Oh, pulled a hammy!
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Pulled a hammy!
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[All laughing]
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Oh, it still cracks me up.
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Yeah, that thing is... not funny at all!
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My boss saw that video,
and now I'm suspended
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unless I pass the Mall Cop fitness test.
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Yeah, when I took this job, I didn't know
I had to be something called "in shape".
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[Mouthing]
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You know what, Joan? I'm
gonna help you pass that test.
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Yeah. You are.
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You know, this job
means everything to me.
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If you... you take away my keys, my
badge, my uniform, you know what's left?
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A crazy naked lady in boots.
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[Voice breaking] Bingo.
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- [Straining]
- You can do this, Joan.
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- I can't.
- You're so close! Come on.
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I ca... [straining]
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[Groaning]
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[Panting]
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[Chuckles]
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Woo-wee!
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Tying your shoe can be a workout.
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- [Watch beeps]
- Oh. It's time to feed my Lemur.
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Yeah, then we can
start training.
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Be right back. Gotta
grab his food.
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- Huh, I've never seen a Lemur before.
- [Lemur chirps]
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[Chuckles]
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Oh. Look, you're kinda cute.
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[Lemur hisses]
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Oh, getting a little hissy, missy, huh?
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[Chuckles]
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[Hisses]
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[Hisses]
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[Hisses]
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[Hisses]
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[Hisses ferociously]
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Why, you little... [hisses]
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- [Lemur hisses loudly]
- Whoa! Oh!
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[Joan screaming]
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Woo! That's what I'm talking about.
Way to work out, Joan! No pain, no gain!
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- A lot of pain! A lot of pain!
- Whoa! Jeez!
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[Gulps]
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Oh, Joan, this is bad.
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- He bit you.
- Oh.
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He's being quarantined because they think
he might be carrying Madagascar Madness.
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Oh, I'd be more worried
about the Lemur, Jerry.
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I was once bit by a kangaroo
at a petting zoo, and
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he started twitching and
crawled into his own pouch.
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Poor fella sneezed and
turned himself inside-out.
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It's not as cool
as kickin' it with you!
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- [Vacuum humming]
- [Rock music playing]
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What are you doing in
here? This place is closed.
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Really? A tranquilizer dart?
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[Both grunting]
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The silent alarm went
off, Jack. What's going on?
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I caught this guy breaking in, and he
tried to shoot me with a tranquilizer dart.
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We'll take it from here.
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[Moaning]
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[British accent] Good afternoon,
Agent 34. The Prince of...
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[Emphatically] Hachmachistan is
in grave danger from this man.
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Phil?
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Phil's a falafel maker.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
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For several years he's been posing as
a falafel maker who wouldn't hurt a fly.
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He's actually a dangerous hit man.
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Yesterday, our surveillance team took
this photo of him buying a toxic vapor.
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If this vapor is released
tonight at the royal reception,
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the Prince and everyone attending...
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Will be eliminated.
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[Sighs] This just
doesn't make any sense.
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I don't know what's sparkling more...
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The diamonds or your eyes.
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You care for some punch?
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Uh, no! I mean... I mean,
yes yes. [Nervous chuckle]
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I mean...
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Moo?
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Rudy: I look ridiculous!
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Phil: You look like traditional
Hachmachi man-servant.
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Now get out there and introduce me!
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[Clears throat]
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Now presenting the grand high exalted...
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Mystic falafel maker...
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And all-around super guy...
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Phil.
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That's right! Phil is in the house!
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What is up, Iceland?
Looking chill, baby.
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Brrr.
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Oh, this is great, just great,
my friends are in danger,
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and I take out the one Government
Agent who was sent to help them.
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That is so Jack!
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The royal reception is being
held at the Seaford Tower.
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Due to heightened security,
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the only viable point of access is
an air vent located on the 86th floor.
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This air vent will grant you
access to the air duct system.
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Yeah, no problem getting up there.
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All I need is a pair of
super high-tech sticky gloves.
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You've been issued a pair of
super high-tech sticky gloves.
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Everything else you need to carry out this
mission safely is located in the backpack.
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Good luck, Agent 34.
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I can do this.
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Nope, I can't do this.
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Joan, I don't think you
can take this test tonight.
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You might have a touch
of the Madagascar Madness.
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[Shakily] What makes you
say that? I feel fine.
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- I should probably call a doctor.
- You're not calling anyone!
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I've never felt so alive!
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[Rock music playing]
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Woo!
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Yeah, I'd say you're
ready for the test, Joan.
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Ah, I feel... [howling] Good!
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[Wolf howls]
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Would you listen to that. My
friend Donna just caught a rabbit.
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[Groaning]
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[Exhales]
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00:12:47,881 --> 00:12:51,121
Finally, the 86th floor.
247
00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,587
[Beeping erratically]
248
00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:56,555
Oh, no. Oh, this can't be good.
249
00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:58,090
[Power whirrs down]
250
00:12:58,091 --> 00:12:59,990
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
251
00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:02,271
[Screaming]
252
00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:13,897
"Self-launching grappling hook".
253
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,758
Yes!
254
00:13:19,743 --> 00:13:22,203
[Hook clangs]
255
00:13:22,994 --> 00:13:24,383
Huh.
256
00:13:24,384 --> 00:13:26,138
I wonder what this button does.
257
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,599
[Yelps] Whoa!
258
00:13:30,355 --> 00:13:33,085
Vent... my way in.
259
00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:36,506
All right, let's do this.
260
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,755
Joan Malone is ready for her test.
261
00:14:02,756 --> 00:14:05,058
All right. Go on my whistle.
262
00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:07,326
[Breathing heavily]
263
00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:10,439
- [Growling]
- Joan. Joan, listen.
264
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,331
You see that guy over
there with the stopwatch?
265
00:14:12,332 --> 00:14:13,671
[Grunting] Mm-hmm mm-hmm.
266
00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:16,672
He's the only thing standing between
you and getting your job back.
267
00:14:16,673 --> 00:14:20,905
- [Snarling]
- Hey hey! Stop it! Stop it.
268
00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:22,083
You know what to do, right?
269
00:14:22,084 --> 00:14:24,586
- [Grunts]
- Ready? Perfect.
270
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,875
Okay, Mr. Richards. She's ready.
271
00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:28,047
[Whistle tweets]
272
00:14:28,048 --> 00:14:31,134
- [Joan growls]
- [Shrieking]
273
00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:32,815
Joan, no! Bad girl!
274
00:14:32,816 --> 00:14:34,916
[Growls]
275
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,655
[Shrieking]
276
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:43,770
And to think, such
a small man like me...
277
00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:46,765
Is giving my Prince such a big key.
278
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:47,989
[Sobs]
279
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,303
No no. I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
280
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,464
[Sobbing]
281
00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:59,673
[Composedly] Oh, yes, crying is
definitely the way to go. Nice!
282
00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:04,191
You remind me of someone.
283
00:15:04,192 --> 00:15:07,194
Are you the Brad Pitts?
284
00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:09,415
[Grunting]
285
00:15:11,423 --> 00:15:12,813
No no no no no no no!
286
00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:14,585
- Oh!
- [Thuds]
287
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:17,226
[Toilet flushes]
288
00:15:23,502 --> 00:15:28,702
[American accent] And to
think, a small man like me...
289
00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:30,070
Is [Clears throat]
290
00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:33,499
[Foreign accent] A small man
like me is giving my Prince...
291
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,500
Such a big big key.
292
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:44,340
[Vapor hisses]
293
00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:51,858
[American accent] Ugh.
Man, this guy is ugly.
294
00:15:52,511 --> 00:15:55,049
But Joan, you got the
shots. The madness is over.
295
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,125
And so is my career.
296
00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:58,277
[Both sigh]
297
00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,232
Might as well go face the music.
298
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:02,753
[Sighs deeply]
299
00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:04,491
[Exhales]
300
00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:07,179
- Mr. Richards.
- What happened to me?
301
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:12,039
All I remember is being
attacked by some beast.
302
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,798
Mr. Richards, there's something
that I need to tell you.
303
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,470
[Inhales and exhales deeply]
304
00:16:16,471 --> 00:16:18,216
I was the one who...
305
00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:20,659
Saved your life.
306
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,159
- What?
- Yeah.
307
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,033
Yeah, that's right. Everybody
ran in fear. But not Joan.
308
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,113
Mm-mm.
309
00:16:27,114 --> 00:16:29,408
You saved me?
310
00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:31,329
Uh...
311
00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:33,672
I did.
312
00:16:33,673 --> 00:16:37,033
I did what the boy said.
313
00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:40,412
I don't know how I'll ever thank you.
314
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,880
You're exactly the
kind of guard we need.
315
00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:46,851
You'll have a job here
as long as you want one.
316
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:49,168
Oh, wait a minute. Huh!
317
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:52,158
What makes you think that
I still want a job here?
318
00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,400
Huh?
319
00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:55,906
Someone like me could get
a job anywhere. I mean...
320
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:56,811
[Retches]
321
00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:59,272
[Joan coughs]
322
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,906
Is that my hair?
323
00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:06,547
See you Monday!
324
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,359
[Phil moaning]
325
00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:15,159
[Sighs] One too many shrimp puffs?
326
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,100
Been there, brother.
327
00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:31,664
All right, Phil, you've got one
chance to tell me what's going on.
328
00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:37,402
I don't know. I was attacked by a man
wearing a mask that looked just like me.
329
00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:39,338
Whoa, a mask?
330
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:45,239
He was so handsome, Jack, I cried
a little each time I struck him.
331
00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:49,146
Well, that's it. The hit man
must be a master of disguise.
332
00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,850
He's using your face to
get close to the Prince.
333
00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:53,786
He's ruining my big night.
334
00:17:53,787 --> 00:17:55,970
After the Prince signs
the trade agreement,
335
00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:58,557
I'm supposed to present
him with this big key.
336
00:17:58,558 --> 00:18:00,959
I should be up there right now.
337
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,564
It just doesn't make any sense.
338
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:06,133
Unless...
339
00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:08,865
The toxic vapor is in a duplicate key.
340
00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:11,745
He must be using a duplicate key!
341
00:18:11,746 --> 00:18:13,668
Hey! Oh! Jack?
342
00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:15,557
Jack, you dropped one of your gloves.
343
00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:17,478
Jack?
344
00:18:20,027 --> 00:18:21,817
Ooh. [Gasps]
345
00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:23,798
Fancy!
346
00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:27,241
[Straining]
347
00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:29,019
Oh!
348
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,536
[Clears throat]
349
00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:33,122
Presenting the key to the city...
350
00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:36,963
Hachmachistan's own Falafel Phil.
351
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:43,050
Hey, waiter with the cheese
balls, I've been looking for you.
352
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,865
[Key whirrs]
353
00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:48,562
- Wait, stop!
- Jack?!
354
00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,263
[Scattered gasps]
355
00:18:52,738 --> 00:18:54,317
[Both grunting]
356
00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:55,588
- Throw it!
- What?
357
00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:59,646
The key... throw it out the window now!
358
00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:02,287
[Glass shatters]
359
00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:26,448
Jack, what are you doing to Phil?
360
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:27,716
He's not Phil.
361
00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:29,952
- [American accent] Who are you?
- Brewer.
362
00:19:29,953 --> 00:19:32,353
Jack Brewer.
363
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:37,170
[All gasp]
364
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:47,301
And I would have gotten away with it,
if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
365
00:19:47,302 --> 00:19:49,625
Jack, how did you...
I mean, why did you...
366
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,656
- What was the... [mimics explosion]?
- Look...
367
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:54,537
I'll explain the whole thing later.
368
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:59,860
Kim! Kim! You and this boy with
the amazing hair saved my life.
369
00:19:59,861 --> 00:20:02,527
I have never met a girl like
you. You must be my Princess.
370
00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:03,818
You will come to my country...
371
00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:05,667
[Exhales and chuckles]
Not gonna happen, hon'.
372
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:08,416
I mean, look, you're
a nice guy, but, uh,
373
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:14,317
honestly, I don't think I'm cut
out for this whole royalty thing.
374
00:20:17,276 --> 00:20:19,401
I owe you my sincere appreciation.
375
00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:21,703
I hope you know you
are a very wealthy man.
376
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:24,740
Oh, I do. Oh, which reminds me.
377
00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:27,829
Here's 39.50 from the
bill at Falafel Phil's.
378
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:31,946
When I say I'm treating my friends
to lunch, I treat my friends to lunch.
379
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:34,663
I'm still short about four bucks,
but I figured I saved your life.
380
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,553
- So we're even, right?
- [Laughs]
381
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:40,694
Not so much. Mail it to the palace.
382
00:20:41,561 --> 00:20:44,529
Look, Jack, every girl likes getting
attention from a handsome Prince.
383
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,628
But uh, I just want you to know that
384
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:50,388
I feel a lot more comfortable
around you than I do anyone else.
385
00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:53,859
Uh, and look, I know these things aren't
really your thing, so, uh, let's go.
386
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:58,279
Whoa, wait a second here, I just climbed
86 floors up the side of this building,
387
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:04,027
the music's still playing and
I think I look kind of dashing.
388
00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:06,968
Do you wanna dance?
389
00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:31,065
I hope you learned that some of those
animals I look after are dangerous.
390
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:34,235
Now don't go anywhere near that
Vampire Bat I'm watching, okay?
391
00:21:34,236 --> 00:21:37,240
Don't worry. Learned my lesson.
392
00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:43,141
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