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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Hiyah!
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- Oh!
- Yeah!
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Did it again. I am on fire!
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[High-pitched]
Fire!
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More bricks, Eddie.
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Okay, just think, in a couple of hours,
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Jack is gonna break the world record for
most bricks broken by anyone under 15.
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And I'm breaking a world record too.
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For most bricks wheelbarrowed from
one place to another. Right, Rudy?
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Yes, you are.
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[Mouthing]
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Some of the records
in this book are crazy.
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There was a woman in
Michigan who ate her own car.
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Come look at this picture.
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Wow. She literally has
a trunk in her junk.
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Yeah.
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Would you let him focus, Kim?
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The Judge from the Burgess Book of World
Records is gonna be here in a few hours.
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He's right. This is my last
chance to break the record.
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After I turn 15 next
week, I won't be eligible.
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You know...
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You getting your name
and, more importantly,
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this dojo's name in that record book.
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Is like the biggest thing
that's ever happened to us.
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Come on, Rudy. The biggest?
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When I became a Sensei,
I had two goals...
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Saving the President
from a ninja attack.
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And getting my dojo's
name in a record book
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that's read by millions
of people on their toilets.
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I'm out!
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[Exhales] What up, yo?
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Record breaker in the house.
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What record are you gonna break?
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A record I've been
training for my whole life.
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Yeah, world's longest armpit hair.
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Check it.
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Wow, that is pretty long.
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[Chuckles]
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Please.
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Oh, sweet pit hair!
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- Oh ho ho!
- I know, right?
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Ooh, it's so soft. What
conditioner do you use?
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And I'm gonna smash the
yo-yo record for the,
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two-handed synchronized
round-the-world, baby.
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Check this out.
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[Inhales sharply]
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[Screams]
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[Groaning and yelling]
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Oh, Kim. The whole
mall's talking about Jack.
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There hasn't been a buzz like this since
the escalator ripped off my security pants.
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Thanks, Joan. I, uh, finally
got that image out of my head.
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Now it's back.
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Oh, I can still hear those construction
workers hootin' and hollerin'.
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Begging you to cover up isn't
exactly hootin' and hollerin'.
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Well, when you're my age, Kim, the
definition of a hoot gets mighty loose.
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Yeah, I'll see you later, Joan.
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Hey, uh, Jack.
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I made you something to wear
when you break the record.
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Oh, sorta like a good luck bracelet.
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Uh... yeah.
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But it's also more of a...
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What, like a friendship bracelet?
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Uh...
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Yeah.
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Great! It's finally official.
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We're friends.
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Jack, you know I think
of us as more than just...
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More than just what?
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Um...
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I don't know. It's just a
dumb bracelet. I gotta go.
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Wait, Kim!
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Come on, Kim. Wait a second.
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[Bo staffs rattling]
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Jack!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. I think so.
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Just one question, though.
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Who are you people?
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This is not good.
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- He's gonna die.
- All: What?!
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My pen light. His batteries are shot.
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Do you really have to
call your pen light "he"?
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Listen, Jack's gonna be fine.
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But we're gonna have
to operate... [all gasp]
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On a need-to-know basis.
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[All sigh]
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So here's what you need to know.
We don't have to do any more tests.
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Jack only has a minor concussion.
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He suffered some memory loss,
but he's probably gonna be fine.
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Probably?
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Maybe. I don't know. It's not
like medicine's a real science.
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[Laughing]
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Dr. McCrary, I called Jack's
parents, but they're out of town.
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Is there anything that
we can do to help him?
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There is one thing you can
do to speed up his recovery.
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Talk about the things he's forgotten.
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[Cellphone ringing]
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Excuse me.
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Yes?
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Hello.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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I just lost a patient.
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I got this one.
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See, it sounds like he's
saying he just lost his patient.
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But what he really means is
he just lost cell reception.
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No.
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My patient is dead,
you insensitive punk!
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Uh...
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Hey, Jack. Do you remember last
week when you loaned me 20 bucks?
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- No.
- He's fine.
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Ow!
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Jack, we're gonna help
you get your memory back.
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Is there anything that you
can remember about this dojo?
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Sorry.
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Come on, Jack. You have
to remember this wall.
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Gotta go. Sorry about the wall.
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Who was that kid?
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All: Jack!
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So I'm a karate student.
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Oh, no. This is worse than I thought.
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We're gonna have to start from scratch.
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You, Jack!
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Me, Jerry!
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You good at karate!
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Me better!
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Did this guy also hit his head?
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Jack, check out these trophies.
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You won half of 'em.
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And the other half Rudy bought.
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You're holding the one
for poodle grooming.
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The point is, you're really good, Jack.
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What's the big deal, Jack?
You've done that a thousand times.
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[Blows]
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All: Whoa!
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Man, I didn't realize I was that good.
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I gotta try some of that.
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There you go! See, that's the spirit!
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[Exhales]
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- Come on.
- Oh!
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- Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
- Yo, hey.
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Is that how I look when I do karate?
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No, Eddie. You're not that good.
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This is awful. It's so upsetting.
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I know a way to help
him get his memory back.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm gonna smack him in
the head to jog his memory.
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What, no! Give me that!
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What, no. It totally works.
I've seen it in a cartoon once.
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I'm sorry. You guys seem really
nice, but I don't know who you are.
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Well, maybe if you told me a little
bit about yourselves, I'd remember.
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Oh... I'll get this party started.
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Well, I'm Jerry.
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Woo.
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Oh. Hey, you guys.
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Shouldn't you be in detention for putting
a toll booth in the boys' bathroom?
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I should be. But when you sit me in
the back and leave a window open...
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I'm what they call a flight risk.
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Break a board? I can barely
cut a well-cooked piece of fish.
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- Just believe in yourself and do it.
- I can't.
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When I was born, my parents thought
they'd given birth to a baby bird.
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- I mean, that's...
- Do it, Krupnik!
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Ah!
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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[Latin music playing]
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Eddie, I don't know
how to tell you this.
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But you are never going
to be a good dancer.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I don't come here for the dancing.
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That was technically flawless.
You are a model of efficiency.
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Wow, uh, you hear that, Jack?
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It called me flawless.
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So, anything?
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Ah...
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No. Still nothing.
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I know what'll help you remember you.
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Talking about me.
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Oh, I'm more than your Sensei.
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Father figure, sure.
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Role model, you betcha.
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Idol? That's you talking, not me.
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Look, I appreciate all
you guys trying to help.
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But I don't know the
guy you're talking about
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and I'm not gonna be able
to break any kind of record.
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I think I know what can help, Jack.
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- A psychiatric study suggests that...
- Oh, forget that.
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- Just give me one good swing at his head.
- No, just let me tell him more about me.
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Wait, I know what'll help. I'll
read to him from my friendship diary.
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No, that is absurd!
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[Overlapping chatter]
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Guys?
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Guys? Guys!
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Jack's gone!
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Oh, this is bad.
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Jack has no idea who he is and he's out
there on the streets of Seaford all alone.
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We have to find him!
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I'm taking your falafel ball and
there's nothing you can do about it.
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[Laughing]
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Jack! I didn't see you there.
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Here, man. Take my falafel balls.
I just don't want any trouble.
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You're scared of me?
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So...
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You wouldn't mind if I did this?
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And this? [Laughing loudly]
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And this?
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And this?
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And this?
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Hey! Careful, Frank!
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I hypnotized Jack.
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And when I snap my fingers
three times, he'll be back.
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And he'll probably
wanna pull your ears off.
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Don't do it, man. I have
dreams of being an ear model.
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[Screams]
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Sorry I ran out, guys.
I just needed a second.
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Thanks for saving me, Milton.
You must be the hero of the group.
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I have my moments.
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There was this one time...
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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[Voice cracking] I'm huge!
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First of all, that didn't really happen.
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And second of all,
there's not just one hero.
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We're the Wasabi Warriors.
We stick together.
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Woo!
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Wow! We're a pretty awesome group.
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- You guys are like ninjas.
- [Chuckles]
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- Of course we are!
- Absolutely. Look at us.
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Guys.
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We also have our...
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Not so ninja moments.
256
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- All the time.
- Every day.
257
00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:14,184
Aw, check out that squirrel
up there. Cute little fella.
258
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,372
Ah! Get it off!
259
00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:18,593
Oh! Dude.
260
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,951
I did it! I did it! I did it!
261
00:13:21,952 --> 00:13:23,752
Oh!
262
00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:25,425
[Kim screaming]
263
00:13:25,426 --> 00:13:27,346
Whoa!
264
00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:32,532
She's smiling. I think she's into it.
265
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:33,600
Whoa!
266
00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:37,081
- [Cloth tearing]
- Oh, no!
267
00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:45,345
Rudy, are you sure
you're doing this right?
268
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,513
Yes.
269
00:13:46,514 --> 00:13:50,617
Now her stomach is filling up with
air. Gently apply some pressure.
270
00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:52,778
All: Oh!
271
00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:57,982
A little too much pressure, Jack.
272
00:13:57,983 --> 00:14:00,794
Oh, that's too much pressure!
273
00:14:00,795 --> 00:14:03,075
[Explosion]
274
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,104
Hey!
275
00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:15,608
You're a cute little fella, aren't you?
276
00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:17,377
How you doing? I'm doing good.
277
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,478
[Hisses]
278
00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,999
[Air whipping]
279
00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:26,136
Guys guys.
280
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:29,355
The Judge from the Burgess Book of World
Records is gonna be here any minute.
281
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:31,658
Lucky for us, I've come
up with a foolproof plan.
282
00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:32,726
Great! What is it?
283
00:14:32,727 --> 00:14:36,429
I made this hand for you
out of a sledgehammer.
284
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:39,751
Looks perfectly natural. Now,
quick. Just slide it up your sleeve.
285
00:14:39,752 --> 00:14:43,293
And no shaking hands. And whatever
you do, don't salute anyone.
286
00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:46,354
You'll kill yourself.
287
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:48,532
This is gonna work, won't it?
288
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,859
Sure it'll work. It has to work.
Of course it's gonna work.
289
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,241
Somebody tell me it's gonna work.
290
00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:55,615
- It'll work.
- Don't you lie to me.
291
00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:58,736
I gotta get a backup.
292
00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:04,712
Is this guy always like this?
293
00:15:04,713 --> 00:15:07,761
Yeah. We call it "going all Rudy".
294
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:09,926
What is wrong with you people?
295
00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:13,645
I bought a thousand boxes
of candy for us to sell.
296
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,255
We're doing the best we can, Rudy.
297
00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,956
[Mocking sobbing]
298
00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:23,236
[Groaning]
299
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,593
Fire choco-balls!
300
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,499
[Indistinct singing]
301
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,040
[Shrieking] Fire choco-balls!
302
00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:36,040
Come on! Daddy needs his nuggets.
303
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,201
Come on!
304
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:43,944
[Shrieking]
305
00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:48,117
[Groans]
306
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,222
What's up? How's it going?
307
00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:55,253
Slap me some skin... all
right, all right. I feel you.
308
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:59,749
Jack, Jack. We heard what
happened. You're going to be okay.
309
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,505
Yeah. I bumped my head
once and I was fine.
310
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:07,577
Of course when I woke up I was in
Mexico married to a ferret farmer.
311
00:16:07,578 --> 00:16:09,378
As an action hero,
312
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:13,044
I've been in hundreds of movies where I've
been kicked in the head countless times.
313
00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:17,041
And I can say with complete authority...
314
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,590
I'm sorry, what was the question?
315
00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:22,592
Please tell me these aren't my parents.
316
00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:24,594
Nah, just good friends.
317
00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:28,015
Who do you think you are?
318
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,768
I am...
319
00:16:34,171 --> 00:16:36,631
Bobby Wasabi.
320
00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,679
What's up, fresh meat?
321
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,681
I'm Norma.
322
00:16:45,682 --> 00:16:47,842
[Snoring]
323
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,187
Ow. Ow. Stop poking me.
324
00:16:53,188 --> 00:16:55,881
You can't act when you're asleep.
325
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,898
You can't act when you're awake!
326
00:16:57,899 --> 00:16:59,428
[Gasps]
327
00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:01,949
Yo, check it.
328
00:17:07,404 --> 00:17:09,385
[Coughs]
329
00:17:09,386 --> 00:17:11,054
What it do, girl?
330
00:17:11,055 --> 00:17:14,006
Wow! Very nice form.
331
00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:16,574
You're a fast learner.
You feel the burn?
332
00:17:16,575 --> 00:17:19,575
Woo-wee! I feel it!
333
00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:24,110
Hey! Look, my butt's
looking better already.
334
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,263
Karate-la-dee!
335
00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:27,915
I'm in!
336
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,671
Have these delinquents clear
their stuff out of the dojo.
337
00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:32,673
[Swallows sob]
338
00:17:32,674 --> 00:17:36,777
And while this hurts
me, because... whoa!
339
00:17:36,778 --> 00:17:40,078
I am going to miss you.
340
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:44,127
If you ever set foot
on these premises...
341
00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:48,593
I will handcuff you to a water
pipe and use my nightstick to...
342
00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:52,074
I think they get it, Joan.
343
00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:55,462
- Bobby, welcome!
- I'm sorry, I...
344
00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:59,303
Was hoping to slip in unnoticed.
345
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,768
There he is. That's Jack.
346
00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:06,087
Guys, this is Winston Burgess from
the Burgess Book of World Records.
347
00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:07,941
If we could just have
a little more time.
348
00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:13,780
I don't have a lot of time. I gotta go
watch a woman not blink for 27 hours.
349
00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:17,310
I don't think I can do this, but
I don't wanna let you guys down.
350
00:18:17,311 --> 00:18:19,586
I'm sorry, Katherine.
351
00:18:19,587 --> 00:18:22,347
Again, it's Kim.
352
00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:25,592
I don't care about this record.
353
00:18:25,593 --> 00:18:28,773
I just want Jack back.
354
00:18:28,922 --> 00:18:31,218
You know what?
355
00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:34,030
I don't remember you
guys or this place, but...
356
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,330
From everything you've said...
357
00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,833
We don't give up.
358
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,837
And I don't wanna start now.
359
00:18:39,838 --> 00:18:41,873
I'm a wabooboo warrior!
360
00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:44,454
Wasabi warrior.
361
00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:48,808
Right. It's got a better ring to it.
362
00:18:58,128 --> 00:19:01,068
[Whispers] Use this.
363
00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:09,815
[Screaming]
364
00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,118
[Murmurs]
365
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,307
- Jack...
- All: Wasabi!
366
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,228
Yeah!
367
00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:24,961
[All cheering]
368
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,578
- Yeah!
- Yes!
369
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:27,901
Woo!
370
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,960
- Yeah!
- Yes, you did it!
371
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,009
Yeah!
372
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,011
I can't believe it. My memory's back.
373
00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:37,707
I remember you and the dojo
and Milton and Rudy and Jerry.
374
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,768
You owe me 20 bucks.
375
00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:43,008
I'm Eddie.
376
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,220
- What?
- Congratulations, Jack.
377
00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:48,205
You'll now be listed as
the official under-15,
378
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,510
world record holder for brick-breaking.
379
00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:52,546
[Cheering]
380
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:54,514
Let's go to Falafel
Phil's and celebrate.
381
00:19:54,515 --> 00:19:56,450
Falafel Phil's?
382
00:19:56,451 --> 00:19:59,208
I believe that's the Restaurant
that holds the world record,
383
00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:01,621
for largest roach infestation.
384
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:04,442
That's the place.
385
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,294
Jack, you did it.
386
00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:09,396
- How do you feel?
- I feel great.
387
00:20:09,397 --> 00:20:12,667
- Jack is back!
- We missed you.
388
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:15,402
Hey, I've got one question.
389
00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:19,606
Do you remember anything that I had said
right before you fell and hit your head?
390
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:22,537
No. No, I don't. Why?
391
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,933
No reason. I'll see you over at Phil's.
392
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,854
Okay.
393
00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:34,580
[Rock music playing]
394
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,562
Hey!
395
00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:36,858
Come on!
396
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:39,530
Kickin' it with you!
397
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:43,157
Well, I was hoping we could have
a day of cultural enlightenment.
398
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:46,673
Hey, lady! How do we get to
the dog toy museum hall of...
399
00:20:46,674 --> 00:20:48,594
What?
400
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:52,026
When we sparred this
morning, did you let me win?
401
00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:54,852
[Voice cracks] What?
402
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,007
[High-pitched] What?
403
00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:58,672
What? What?
404
00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:00,104
[Voice cracks] What?
405
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,325
[Laughing]
406
00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:07,641
Out of my way, folks!
Lunch ladies first!
407
00:21:08,912 --> 00:21:11,132
[Laughing]
408
00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:13,832
We lost the Principal's baby!
409
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,546
It's not like losing... huh?
410
00:21:15,547 --> 00:21:17,204
- I found it!
- You did? Nice.
411
00:21:17,205 --> 00:21:20,285
It's not like losing some English
teacher's baby, man! This is big time!
412
00:21:20,286 --> 00:21:21,602
We're doing the best we can.
413
00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:24,303
[Mocking sobbing]
414
00:21:27,377 --> 00:21:30,488
Yeah, that'd be great if your
job was to not sell candy bars!
415
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,709
[Laughing]
416
00:21:37,553 --> 00:21:43,453
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