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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,251 --> 00:00:12,446 Ohm. 2 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,784 Ohm. 3 00:00:17,004 --> 00:00:18,509 Ohm. 4 00:00:19,329 --> 00:00:20,386 I got this one. 5 00:00:21,975 --> 00:00:23,257 What are you doing? 6 00:00:23,345 --> 00:00:25,139 I'm becoming one with the universe. 7 00:00:25,209 --> 00:00:27,557 I am now a master of meditation. 8 00:00:28,383 --> 00:00:29,168 Since when? 9 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,606 Since I got this magical meditation ring. 10 00:00:32,128 --> 00:00:33,738 It changes colors with my mood. 11 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,729 Been in my family for three generations. 12 00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:38,289 Uh-oh. That's not good. 13 00:00:39,255 --> 00:00:41,186 I think that green color means I'm gassy. 14 00:00:42,699 --> 00:00:45,347 - It just turned blue. - Yeah, it did. 15 00:00:46,487 --> 00:00:47,747 Come on, guys. Sit. 16 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,168 Enjoy my new meditation zone. 17 00:00:50,239 --> 00:00:52,481 I got a waterfall, my bonsai tree. 18 00:00:52,545 --> 00:00:54,915 I even installed a speaker directly above the mat 19 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,532 so I can listen to my meditation music. 20 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:58,740 Time to transcend. 21 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:02,539 What the heck was that?! 22 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:05,966 - Kung fu lightning. - Greatest band of all time. 23 00:01:06,054 --> 00:01:07,511 - Yeah. - We were listening to their new album 24 00:01:07,585 --> 00:01:08,645 on your stereo. Sorry. 25 00:01:08,741 --> 00:01:11,090 Well, get it out of there and put my meditation cd back in. 26 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:15,411 Isn't kung fu lightning doing a concert here in seaford? 27 00:01:15,477 --> 00:01:17,936 Oh, yes, they are. And we're gonna stand in line 28 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:19,908 for as long as it takes to get tickets. 29 00:01:19,968 --> 00:01:21,772 My mom won't let me go to concerts 30 00:01:21,879 --> 00:01:25,076 unless the characters are in big padded suits and on ice skates. 31 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:27,940 All right, we'll see you guys later. 32 00:01:28,024 --> 00:01:28,611 Take it easy. 33 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,490 Come on, Eddie. Let's get a corn dog. 34 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:31,013 Okay. 35 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,406 Finally, I can meditate in peace 36 00:01:34,478 --> 00:01:35,952 and become one with my chi. 37 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:43,793 What was that? 38 00:01:45,282 --> 00:01:48,384 Ow! I think I just became one with my speaker. 39 00:01:50,279 --> 00:01:53,378 Don't you get all tough with me 40 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:57,324 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me 41 00:01:57,407 --> 00:01:59,971 and we could have a ball,run up the wall 42 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:01,751 that's just how we do 43 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,960 and no matter how much I chop and punch 44 00:02:04,011 --> 00:02:06,833 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 45 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,898 here we go,let's start the party 46 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,781 chop it up like it's karate 47 00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:11,989 everybody 48 00:02:12,162 --> 00:02:15,549 don't you get all tough with me 49 00:02:15,624 --> 00:02:19,462 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me 50 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:21,995 and we could have a ball,run up the wall 51 00:02:22,078 --> 00:02:23,690 that's just how we do 52 00:02:23,755 --> 00:02:25,917 and no matter how much I chop and punch 53 00:02:25,975 --> 00:02:28,653 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 54 00:02:37,803 --> 00:02:40,958 Dude, I am a way bigger kung fu lightning fan than you. 55 00:02:41,018 --> 00:02:42,416 Oh. You see this? 56 00:02:42,483 --> 00:02:44,245 Izzy gunnar's guitar pick. 57 00:02:44,321 --> 00:02:45,259 I bought it online. 58 00:02:47,422 --> 00:02:48,689 Man, that's nothing. 59 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,271 You remember when he missed that concert 60 00:02:50,326 --> 00:02:51,654 because he had to get his appendix out? 61 00:02:51,712 --> 00:02:52,432 Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:56,432 --> 00:02:58,085 Is that Izzy's appendix? 63 00:02:58,796 --> 00:03:00,766 You're not the only one who shops online. 64 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:14,131 Rudy, what are you doing with Tootsie? 65 00:03:14,197 --> 00:03:17,477 I'm goat-sitting her for Phil while he's out of town for the week. 66 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,425 Chicks dig a guy with a goat. 67 00:03:22,358 --> 00:03:24,854 You should see the women down at the park melt 68 00:03:24,927 --> 00:03:26,491 when tootsie and I share a seesaw. 69 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,117 Gotta go. 70 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:34,972 Dude, we've been in this line for, like, 19 hours. 71 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:35,985 I gotta go find a bathroom. 72 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,117 Psst. 73 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,889 You know, the line ends four miles back. 74 00:03:52,658 --> 00:03:54,365 If you ladies want, I'll let you scooch. 75 00:03:54,421 --> 00:03:55,855 Really? You'd do that? 76 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,308 Absolutely. 77 00:03:57,601 --> 00:03:59,301 Hey, this guy said we could cut! 78 00:04:00,684 --> 00:04:01,350 Huh? 79 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,039 Wait. Wait, what? 80 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:04,416 But, no-- I-- I, uh-- 81 00:04:04,468 --> 00:04:05,517 Not cool with this. 82 00:04:05,587 --> 00:04:06,633 Too many dudes. 83 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:07,735 Way too many dudes. 84 00:04:07,798 --> 00:04:09,796 498, 499, 500. 85 00:04:09,852 --> 00:04:10,476 That's it, everyone. 86 00:04:10,537 --> 00:04:12,031 This guy's getting the last ticket. 87 00:04:12,057 --> 00:04:12,509 Huh? 88 00:04:12,561 --> 00:04:14,736 Well-- well, I said she could scooch, 89 00:04:14,798 --> 00:04:15,914 then they all scooched. 90 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,384 And then everyone was scooching! 91 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,398 - Let's go, you. - Aah! 92 00:04:29,122 --> 00:04:31,440 My little black book is full of ladies' names. 93 00:04:31,524 --> 00:04:33,090 And now, thanks to Tootsie, 94 00:04:33,152 --> 00:04:35,428 two of them have phone numbers. 95 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:40,093 Here's the note from Phil with Tootsie's feeding instructions. 96 00:04:40,693 --> 00:04:43,520 "Crumple this note into a ball and place it in her bowl." 97 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,252 I'll have my usual-- 98 00:04:50,345 --> 00:04:52,626 A number three with some baba ghanoush poppers. 99 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:54,504 Oh, uh, sorry, sir. 100 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,058 The restaurant's closed for the week. 101 00:04:56,647 --> 00:04:58,102 Guess I'll try that new place, 102 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,280 Falafel Franco's. 103 00:05:00,214 --> 00:05:01,731 Uh, hold on, sir. 104 00:05:02,225 --> 00:05:04,177 Have a seat, your order will be right up. 105 00:05:06,772 --> 00:05:08,095 Milton, what are you doing? 106 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:09,797 That guy's a loyal customer. 107 00:05:09,863 --> 00:05:12,798 If he goes to Franco's, he'll realize how bad Phil's food is. 108 00:05:12,864 --> 00:05:14,028 Come on, people! 109 00:05:14,103 --> 00:05:16,159 These ghanoushes won't baba themselves! 110 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,382 You know, while you guys do that, 111 00:05:20,617 --> 00:05:22,367 I'm gonna meditate and try to get my ring 112 00:05:22,419 --> 00:05:24,299 to go from blue to purple. 113 00:05:24,486 --> 00:05:26,254 That's love color. 114 00:05:27,788 --> 00:05:29,349 Then I'll decide which of my ladies to-- 115 00:05:31,409 --> 00:05:33,654 My book. My numbers! 116 00:05:34,314 --> 00:05:36,076 My ladies. 117 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,066 Dude! Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 118 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:44,979 We've got tickets. 119 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:47,580 What?! Whoa, whoa. You got tickets? 120 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:48,835 Absolutely. 121 00:05:48,895 --> 00:05:51,267 All we have to do is win the radio station contest. 122 00:05:51,342 --> 00:05:53,012 They're about to call one lucky winner. 123 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,262 Dude, a radio contest? 124 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,569 Do you know what the chances are 125 00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:58,180 that we'll be the one person they call? 126 00:06:03,218 --> 00:06:03,985 Pretty good. 127 00:06:05,313 --> 00:06:08,086 I borrowed all my cousins' phones and submitted the numbers. 128 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,230 All right, kids. 129 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:12,760 Set your phone from vibrate to celebrate. 130 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,540 We're giving away two kung fu lightning tickets. 131 00:06:16,596 --> 00:06:17,579 - - please, please, please. 132 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:20,140 - Wha? - Dude. 133 00:06:20,224 --> 00:06:21,627 Dude, I can't believe it. 134 00:06:21,693 --> 00:06:22,465 They're calling us. 135 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,320 - Answer it. - Okay. 136 00:06:24,076 --> 00:06:25,205 Woo! Hello? 137 00:06:26,755 --> 00:06:28,259 - Hello? - Which one is it? 138 00:06:29,368 --> 00:06:30,201 - Hello? - Dhello? 139 00:06:30,268 --> 00:06:31,891 Oh, sorry, can't talk. Looking for a phone. 140 00:06:32,681 --> 00:06:33,753 Jerry! 141 00:06:33,822 --> 00:06:35,903 Oh, looks like they didn't want those tickets. 142 00:06:36,591 --> 00:06:37,737 All right, kids-- 143 00:06:37,799 --> 00:06:38,844 I don't believe it, man. 144 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:40,678 We had the tickets. 145 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:43,115 Oh, I see where this is going. 146 00:06:43,186 --> 00:06:45,860 Somehow you're gonna find a way to make this Jerry's fault. 147 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,200 I need two falafel balls with onions. 148 00:06:53,106 --> 00:06:54,588 Two chicks in a hot tub! 149 00:06:54,662 --> 00:06:55,804 Make 'em cry! 150 00:06:56,881 --> 00:06:58,693 Chicks in a hot tub, crying. 151 00:06:58,777 --> 00:07:00,277 Pick up. Pick up. 152 00:07:00,359 --> 00:07:01,343 Jeez. 153 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:03,587 You guys are really making a go of it. 154 00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:05,032 How'd you get all these people in here? 155 00:07:05,115 --> 00:07:07,827 Well, once Milton changed the 40-year-old oil in the fryer, 156 00:07:07,898 --> 00:07:09,118 the food started tasting like, 157 00:07:09,276 --> 00:07:11,241 you know, food! 158 00:07:13,315 --> 00:07:14,639 Yo, I'll tell you one thing-- 159 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:16,467 If Izzy were here right now, 160 00:07:16,538 --> 00:07:17,801 I'd walk right up to him 161 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,035 And tell him his two biggest fans don't have tickets. 162 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,957 Dude! Dude, dude, dude! 163 00:07:22,032 --> 00:07:22,765 You're gonna get that chance. 164 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,111 That's him sitting right there! 165 00:07:24,837 --> 00:07:25,729 What? 166 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:28,255 Are you kidding? 167 00:07:28,336 --> 00:07:29,461 Let's see what you got. 168 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:30,550 Uh... 169 00:07:37,642 --> 00:07:39,562 Me, Jerry. 170 00:07:40,281 --> 00:07:40,949 You. 171 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:41,940 Music. 172 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:43,063 Good. 173 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:44,220 The strumming. 174 00:07:44,282 --> 00:07:46,392 The... Sing, sing, sing, sing. 175 00:07:47,241 --> 00:07:49,085 Hair pretty. Bye-bye, man. 176 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:49,851 Uh. 177 00:07:50,993 --> 00:07:53,349 Hey, I'm Jack. This is my friend, Jerry. 178 00:07:53,415 --> 00:07:55,249 - He's a little bit of a freak. - Oh, good. 179 00:07:55,328 --> 00:07:57,862 We'll get along fine then. I'm king of the freaks. 180 00:07:57,915 --> 00:07:58,772 Check this out. 181 00:07:58,852 --> 00:08:02,501 I'm wearing a bowling shoe and a roller skate. 182 00:08:02,559 --> 00:08:04,877 But the strange thing is, when I left the hotel 183 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,633 I was wearing slippers. 184 00:08:07,935 --> 00:08:10,040 Hold on! Spitball opportunity. 185 00:08:11,349 --> 00:08:11,995 Aah! 186 00:08:13,183 --> 00:08:13,962 Yeah! 187 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:16,221 I love messing with that little weasel. 188 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:20,846 So what can I do for you, mates? 189 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:21,759 Uh... 190 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,268 Can we have tickets to your show? 191 00:08:24,343 --> 00:08:27,206 Absolutely not! A lot of nerve you've got asking me for tickets! 192 00:08:27,271 --> 00:08:28,897 I give you tickets, I gotta give everyone tickets! 193 00:08:28,948 --> 00:08:29,856 And where does it end? 194 00:08:30,695 --> 00:08:32,843 I'm sorry, man. We're big fans. 195 00:08:32,905 --> 00:08:34,033 Oh, yeah. Well, in that case, 196 00:08:34,094 --> 00:08:35,108 of course you can have tickets. Here. 197 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:39,497 Call my manager. Now if you'll excuse me, 198 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,892 I've got to either go skate or bowl. 199 00:08:48,857 --> 00:08:50,206 You know what I like about him? 200 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,560 He's just a regular guy. 201 00:08:53,569 --> 00:08:55,035 Dude. Look, it's his phone. 202 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,105 Hey, hey, Izzy! 203 00:08:56,157 --> 00:08:57,541 - You forgot your phone! - Yo! 204 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:00,731 Hey! 205 00:09:10,815 --> 00:09:12,577 Do you have any idea why those guys attacked you? 206 00:09:12,644 --> 00:09:14,949 Yes, I do. I know exactly why. 207 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:17,196 It's 'cause I'm beautiful. 208 00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:20,313 Those moves that you guys did were amazing. 209 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:20,848 Are you like... 210 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,912 Superheroes? 211 00:09:23,919 --> 00:09:25,098 No, we actually do karate-- 212 00:09:25,182 --> 00:09:25,773 Shh! 213 00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:28,326 No. Your secret's safe with me, 214 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:30,236 wham man and pow boy. 215 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,311 I can't believe it! 216 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:33,808 I got superheroes for bodyguards! 217 00:09:35,318 --> 00:09:36,300 Excuse me? 218 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,647 Well, it's clear I need protection. 219 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,403 You blokes work for me now. 220 00:09:40,463 --> 00:09:41,860 You're gonna love my chauffeur. 221 00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:43,166 HAe's a wizard. 222 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:47,265 Do you have any idea what this means? 223 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:50,767 We're the bodyguards for the biggest rock star in the world! 224 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:51,952 Woo! 225 00:09:54,924 --> 00:09:56,617 Wham man, pow boy! 226 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:57,891 Let's go. 227 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,263 Coming. 228 00:10:04,119 --> 00:10:06,674 Careful with that. Where's Izzy? 229 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,523 Sound check started an hour ago. 230 00:10:08,612 --> 00:10:09,475 Why are you asking me? 231 00:10:10,086 --> 00:10:13,504 But maybe I should practice lead vocals, you know, 232 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:16,492 in case he doesn't show up! 233 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:19,109 Oh, he's not showing. 234 00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:21,545 He gone and ran off and married a hedgehog. 235 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,690 I got you! 236 00:10:24,769 --> 00:10:27,175 Look at lars. He thinks I married a hedgehog. 237 00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:29,497 Izzy? You're here. 238 00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:32,949 - How come you're late? - Oh, two blokes jumped me. 239 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,935 These guys saved my life. 240 00:10:34,996 --> 00:10:37,352 Meet my new bodyguards, Jack and Jerry. 241 00:10:38,255 --> 00:10:39,381 don't scream like a girl. 242 00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:41,657 Don't scream like a girl. Don't scream like a girl. 243 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:45,696 Sorry, man. 244 00:10:47,616 --> 00:10:50,724 Rock and roll! Woo! 245 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,018 Really? 246 00:10:52,097 --> 00:10:54,914 These two kids took down a couple of thugs? 247 00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:55,822 Good. 248 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:57,834 If you're his bodyguards, 249 00:10:57,887 --> 00:10:59,595 you're also his babysitters. 250 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:00,891 Here's his schedule. 251 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,422 All right, let's see what's on tap for today. 252 00:11:03,484 --> 00:11:04,681 We have a sound check. 253 00:11:04,755 --> 00:11:06,255 Woo! 254 00:11:06,329 --> 00:11:07,402 Right. Done. 255 00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:08,274 What's next? 256 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,385 A photo shoot. 257 00:11:10,474 --> 00:11:11,792 A radio interview. 258 00:11:11,854 --> 00:11:12,923 "Approve jewelry." 259 00:11:12,978 --> 00:11:13,902 Let me see that. 260 00:11:15,148 --> 00:11:16,617 I've got a better idea. 261 00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:23,193 This is awesome! 262 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:26,108 How do you know when it's time to pull the ripcord? 263 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:28,018 Oh, good idea. 264 00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:29,896 I should probably do it now. 265 00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:32,252 Blimey! 266 00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:33,906 That can't be good. 267 00:11:33,972 --> 00:11:35,731 We're gonna die! 268 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:41,803 I got you! I got you! 269 00:11:42,892 --> 00:11:44,722 You're a demon! 270 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,459 Come on, Milton. 271 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,693 Are we frying or are we dying, man? 272 00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:53,088 I am dragging six super combos out here. 273 00:11:53,153 --> 00:11:55,800 And where is my woodchuck in a sleeping bag? 274 00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:58,279 I don't even know what that means. 275 00:11:59,026 --> 00:12:00,440 I don't know what it means either, 276 00:12:00,515 --> 00:12:02,472 but I want my ding-dang falafel balls. 277 00:12:04,402 --> 00:12:07,550 Eddie, the drive-thru has been backed up all morning. 278 00:12:07,608 --> 00:12:09,353 We don't have a drive-thru. 279 00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:11,866 Well, I keep giving food to someone out the kitchen window. 280 00:12:13,561 --> 00:12:14,372 Rudy. 281 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,371 Your meditation ring is red. 282 00:12:16,477 --> 00:12:17,603 What does that mean? 283 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:19,792 It means that I'm under a lot of stress. 284 00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:21,182 Or I'm pregnant. 285 00:12:21,288 --> 00:12:22,782 Either way, if my water breaks, 286 00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:24,209 you're driving me to the hospital. 287 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,569 Why don't we just quit? 288 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,323 We can't quit. 289 00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:31,176 Phil would lose all of his business to Falafel Franco's. 290 00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:33,918 Guys, I was going through the kitchen, 291 00:12:34,006 --> 00:12:34,922 and look what I found. 292 00:12:34,993 --> 00:12:36,807 An automatic falafel ball maker. 293 00:12:36,868 --> 00:12:39,367 - Hey, great. Plug it in. - No, hang on. 294 00:12:39,812 --> 00:12:42,047 Will a machine ever be able to 295 00:12:42,117 --> 00:12:45,242 handcraft falafel balls with the same love, 296 00:12:45,339 --> 00:12:46,635 tradition and care 297 00:12:46,719 --> 00:12:49,205 that our customers have come to expect from us? 298 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:50,654 It makes 1,000 balls an hour. 299 00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:51,921 Let's plug that bad boy in. 300 00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:56,003 Oh, man. What a day. 301 00:12:56,096 --> 00:12:58,049 That skydiving was crazy! 302 00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:58,712 - Yeah. - Woo. 303 00:12:58,786 --> 00:13:00,416 You know, you could have planned out 304 00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:01,446 where we were gonna land. 305 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:02,334 I did. 306 00:13:02,478 --> 00:13:04,096 We were the hit of that rodeo. 307 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:07,164 Did you see the look on the bull's face 308 00:13:07,248 --> 00:13:08,546 - When Jerry landed on him? - Oh, yeah, 309 00:13:08,616 --> 00:13:09,288 That's right, that's right. 310 00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:10,400 Yeah, I saw it. 311 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,983 There you are! Do you realize your show starts in five minutes? 312 00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,671 Let's go, we gotta hurry. 313 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:19,513 Oh, Jerry. 314 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,650 Hey, let's go find out where Izzy wants us during the show. 315 00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:23,107 You guys aren't going anywhere. 316 00:13:23,186 --> 00:13:24,137 Playtime's over. 317 00:13:24,796 --> 00:13:25,324 What? 318 00:13:25,591 --> 00:13:27,257 You're not bodyguards, 319 00:13:27,332 --> 00:13:29,037 you're just 14-year-old punks looking to... 320 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,645 hang around with a rock star. 321 00:13:30,715 --> 00:13:32,397 Well, it's over. You're fired. 322 00:13:32,481 --> 00:13:33,782 You can't fire us. 323 00:13:33,871 --> 00:13:36,643 We work for Izzy, not his backup singer. 324 00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,401 I'm not a backup. 325 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,137 I'm the guy who started this band 326 00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:42,871 and the one who should be the lead singer. 327 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:43,786 Get 'em out of here! 328 00:13:43,874 --> 00:13:45,100 Okay, three things. 329 00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,469 One, I'm not leaving this room. 330 00:13:47,549 --> 00:13:50,670 Two, there is no way I'm giving up this swag jacket. 331 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,580 And three-- we're outside aren't we? 332 00:13:58,661 --> 00:13:59,656 All right, guys. 333 00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:02,009 We've made enough falafel balls for the dinner rush. 334 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,027 - Turn it off. - Okay. 335 00:14:05,771 --> 00:14:06,360 I did. 336 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,116 It must have a battery or something. 337 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:11,300 Uh, maybe this lever will work. 338 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,561 Oh, this isn't good. 339 00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:15,685 It made the machine go faster! 340 00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:17,774 We gotta find some other containers! 341 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,611 There are no other containers! 342 00:14:20,805 --> 00:14:22,785 We can't let any more hit the floor! 343 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:25,225 Aah! Oh! 344 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,234 Hot, hot, hot! 345 00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:27,845 Hot! 346 00:14:29,323 --> 00:14:31,508 Look, my meditation ring's gone. 347 00:14:31,592 --> 00:14:33,235 It must've got mixed in the batter, 348 00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:35,705 Which means it's in one of these balls! 349 00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:37,820 Oh! There's too much pressure! 350 00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:40,321 - I'm gonna blow! - You're not gonna blow! 351 00:14:41,745 --> 00:14:42,960 You're not gonna blow. 352 00:14:43,035 --> 00:14:44,292 Help me find my ring. 353 00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:45,713 That's the priority. 354 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,397 Man, this stinks. 355 00:15:09,469 --> 00:15:10,905 I told every girl I know 356 00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:12,950 I was gonna have Izzy scream their name from stage. 357 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,254 How could he do that? 358 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:15,567 Well, when Izzy screams, 359 00:15:15,659 --> 00:15:17,700 you can't understand a thing he's saying. Listen. 360 00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:22,759 Was that Vicky, Kim, or Lori? 361 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,186 Dude, look. 362 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,151 Those are the same guys who jumped Izzy. 363 00:15:28,882 --> 00:15:29,796 Do you know what this means? 364 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:32,814 Yeah. 365 00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:35,479 They came to apologize. 366 00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:38,429 They're here to finish the job. 367 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,786 And Lars just let them in. 368 00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:42,305 He's the one who hired them to hurt Izzy! 369 00:15:43,012 --> 00:15:44,283 Dude, we gotta get inside. 370 00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:45,505 But how? 371 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,537 All right. All right, people. 372 00:15:54,612 --> 00:15:56,928 Remember, whoever finds the lucky ring 373 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,449 gets $100. 374 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,355 Did you guys find it? 375 00:16:01,097 --> 00:16:01,991 You guys here? 376 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,386 This doesn't make sense. 377 00:16:03,452 --> 00:16:05,792 We've collected and sold every falafel ball we made. 378 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:07,227 Not that one. 379 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,054 My ring. 380 00:16:09,675 --> 00:16:10,612 It's got to be in there. 381 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,903 Don't you do it, 382 00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:15,953 You bearded falafel ball eater. 383 00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:26,240 Like a stampede of wild colts. We're gonna hang 10 thousand volts. 384 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:28,382 When the thunder roars, it ain't frightening. 385 00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:30,484 Grab your boards, we're surfing the lightning! 386 00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,183 Surfing the lightning, surfing the lightning. 387 00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:34,182 Our senses are heightened 'cause we're surfing the lightning. 388 00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:36,161 Surfing the lightning, surfing the lightning... 389 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,430 Dude, we made it just in time! 390 00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:41,295 They're playing "Surf the lightning!" 391 00:16:41,371 --> 00:16:42,380 Forget the song! 392 00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:44,452 We have to find the guys who attacked Izzy. 393 00:16:48,122 --> 00:16:49,831 Like battery acid on your face 394 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:51,840 - I streak the sky with the power of grace... - up there! 395 00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:53,160 Gotta get away, 396 00:16:53,983 --> 00:16:55,967 Ride the wave, 397 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,839 Surfing the lightning,Surfing the lightning. 398 00:16:57,932 --> 00:16:59,747 Our senses are heightened 'cause we're Surfing the lightning. 399 00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:02,895 Surfing the lightning, surfing the lightning... 400 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,215 Don't you wanna be in it for us all to see? 401 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,524 Surfing the lightning with me! 402 00:17:48,681 --> 00:17:49,341 Jerry! 403 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,372 Lightning! 404 00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:14,624 Tell me again why Rudy brought Tootsie to his office? 405 00:18:15,117 --> 00:18:18,163 He wanted to be sure that he was there when she... went, 406 00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,524 So he knew where to look. 407 00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:20,665 Don't worry, 408 00:18:20,762 --> 00:18:23,334 he put a lot of newspaper all over his floor. 409 00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:31,325 - Any luck? - Not yet. 410 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,251 But she's had three bales of hay, five pounds of prunes, 411 00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:36,025 10 bran muffins and a calculator. 412 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:39,750 Anyway, I better get back in there. 413 00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:41,337 This could happen any minute. 414 00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:44,988 Ah. 415 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,110 I've had an itch under my arm all day. 416 00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:48,259 - Oh. - Gah. 417 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,415 Wow. 418 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,532 A falafel ball was lodged in my armpit. 419 00:18:54,627 --> 00:18:57,122 Just imagine how upset Rudy would be if there-- 420 00:18:57,188 --> 00:18:58,817 Oh, and there's the ring. 421 00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:02,656 We gotta tell Rudy! 422 00:19:02,722 --> 00:19:04,735 Oh my-- are you for real? 423 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,562 What have I done? 424 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,276 I ain't going in there. 425 00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:12,664 Let's just leave it here. 426 00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:13,790 Yeah. 427 00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:15,561 We should go. 428 00:19:16,563 --> 00:19:18,871 How is this even possible? 429 00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:21,602 Oh, the humanity! 430 00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:26,146 Oh, got my calculator back. 431 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,557 How could you? We're like brothers. 432 00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:33,995 I was always in your shadow while you were out in front 433 00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:35,715 with the fame, the glory... 434 00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:38,206 - My sister. - Oh. 435 00:19:38,495 --> 00:19:41,176 - I am sorry about Linda. - Stacy! 436 00:19:41,795 --> 00:19:43,915 Right, yeah, Stacy. Nice girl. 437 00:19:44,004 --> 00:19:45,337 Okay, get him out of here. 438 00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:51,132 Thanks, guys. You saved my life. 439 00:19:51,195 --> 00:19:53,316 Well, you know, that's just what bodyguards do. 440 00:19:53,382 --> 00:19:53,963 No. 441 00:19:54,479 --> 00:19:56,678 You two are more than bodyguards. 442 00:19:56,744 --> 00:19:58,082 You're my friends. 443 00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:01,592 Guys! Come on the road with me. 444 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,445 Man, that's a great offer, 445 00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:08,126 but we can't leave seaford. 446 00:20:08,178 --> 00:20:09,587 All of our friends are here. 447 00:20:09,652 --> 00:20:10,834 Yeah, I get it. 448 00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:13,399 You know, I'd give up everything I have 449 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,096 to stay here and have friends like you. 450 00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:16,610 Well, why don't you? 451 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:17,992 Are you crazy? 452 00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:20,305 I'm a rock star, mate. My life is amazing. 453 00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:23,628 The crowd's not leaving, Izzy. 454 00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:26,311 There gonna tear this place apart if we don't give them an encore. 455 00:20:26,884 --> 00:20:28,536 But I don't have a full band. 456 00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:30,136 Come on! 457 00:20:32,355 --> 00:20:33,676 You with me? 458 00:21:02,288 --> 00:21:03,326 Excuse me... 459 00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:04,824 Can we help you? 460 00:21:04,903 --> 00:21:05,735 Oh, no. 461 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,687 He's with me. 462 00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:07,864 That's my chauffeur. 463 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,955 the wizard. 464 00:21:10,282 --> 00:21:12,260 Yeah, the wizard. 465 00:21:12,325 --> 00:21:13,721 Right... 466 00:21:15,078 --> 00:21:16,422 Hey, man. It was great to meet you. 467 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,030 Look us up the next time you're here in seaford. 468 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:19,206 Absolutely. 469 00:21:19,272 --> 00:21:21,242 I'm gonna keep in touch with you two chaps. 470 00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:22,691 All right, cedric. 471 00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:23,306 You ready? 472 00:21:24,566 --> 00:21:25,185 I'm ready. 473 00:21:25,273 --> 00:21:26,898 Right, then. Off we go. 474 00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:33,462 - Did they just...? - Yeah. 475 00:21:33,531 --> 00:21:35,618 We totally should've gone with them. 476 00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:40,218 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32366

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