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Hi, Adrienne.
Make-up's ready.
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Are you okay?
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Not really.
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Well, did you
eat breakfast?
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Yes.
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Well, there's your
problem right there.
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Hey, excuse me.
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I'm looking for
Dennis Finch.
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Is he expecting you?
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Not really.
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We went to high school
together in Albany and I'm hoping to surprise him.
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You two went to
school together?
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What was Finch like?
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Well, this was before
his growth spurt.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Barry.
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Hey, Little T.
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Little T?
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Yeah. They called me
Little T because I was a bad-ass like Mr. T.
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Yeah, right.
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T was for T-shirt.
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He never took his off
at swim practice.
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No kidding.
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I'm sensitive to the
sun's harmful rays.
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It was an indoor pool.
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So, how did you find me?
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Your dad was in the store
buying groceries the other day.
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We had a delightful
conversation.
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Mmm. Really?
Did you recommend paper or plastic?
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Actually,
I own the store.
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Stores, really.
There are six of them.
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I'm on a fact-finding mission
to open one here in Manhattan.
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Mmm. Great.
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Just what Fifth Avenue needs,
another Fat Boy market.
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(CHUCKLES)
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We're not Fat Boy anymore.
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Now we're
Hudson Valley Ranch.
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The most successful
high-end grocer in the state.
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According to
High-End Grocer Magazine.
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I've been in your store.
I love your nut bins.
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Everybody says that.
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So, Dennis, what do they
have you doing around here?
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Umm, chief of staff.
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Kind of an upper management
strategy-planner.
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Dennis, get me a donut.
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Oh, and Dennis, make sure
they don't rip me off with a big hole.
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I'm not paying for air.
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Did you get all that,
Miss Dennis?
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Yes, Mr. Finch.
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It gets a little confusing
around here. Thanks for dropping by, Barry.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why don't you give me a little tour of your empire?
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I've got about an hour
to kill before my meeting at the bank.
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I'm running out of places
to keep all my money.
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(LAUGHS)
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Just kidding. But, I do
have a lot of it.
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Well, I'd love to
show you around, it's just real busy.
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Talk about busy,
I just bought a boat.
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Really?
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Yeah, speaking of boats,
remember that house you grew up in?
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Well, it fit in my
game room.
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So, how about a tour, huh?
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Okay. Well, that's
the kitchenette.
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Yeah, speaking of
kitchenettes, I'm a silent partner in a strip club.
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Okay.
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Jack!
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Jack, I got your painting.
Fantastic.
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Now, this artist
is red hot.
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As a favor, the gallery owner
turned down six other bids just to sell it to me.
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Other people want it?
It must be good.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You stay out here until I set it up.
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What's he got?
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Business Week is doing
a spread on executives and the art in their offices.
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What's wrong
with the painting you have now?
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Maya, you don't understand.
This is a huge honor.
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I need a painting that's
important and impressive.
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Something that says
Jack Gallo is not only a publisher,
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but a man of great taste
and sophistication.
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Jack, it's ready.
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Oh, I hope it's got a horse.
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Look at the brushwork.
How the background seems to explode with...
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It's a woman crying.
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That's right. It's called
Crying Woman.
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It's the seminal work of...
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I don't want some broad
crying in here.
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Every executive in
the country's gonna see this article.
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What are they gonna think?
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That you have exquisite taste.
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No, that I make women cry.
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Frankly, that's something
I'd rather gloss over.
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Okay, what else you got?
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What else have I got?
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Uh-huh.
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You know what?
Forget it. Forget it.
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Why don't you get the one
with the dogs playing baseball?
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It's poker, idiot.
Dogs don't play baseball.
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So, that's the tour.
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We don't have
a frozen food section,
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but people do seem
to enjoy the supermodels.
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She's got a great look,
very hip, very now.
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Let's get her in here
for a meeting.
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It's Marlene Dietrich.
She's dead, Einstein.
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Let me know
if anything changes.
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Hey, you know,
if my employees talked to me like that,
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they'd be shipped back to
their homeland chop-chop.
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Comprende?
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So, Dennis, how would you
like to go to dinner tonight with me and my fiance?
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You're engaged?
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Yeah, to someone you know.
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In fact, I think you
had a crush on her.
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You're engaged
to Bonnie Lauer?
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"Battleship" Bonnie?
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The tuba player?
You had a crush on her?
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What? No. I was just
screwin' with ya.
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Ah, who is it for real?
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Cheryl Norris.
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The homecoming queen?
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Oh, yeah, that's right,
she was.
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Anyway, bring
a date if you like.
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Maybe call Bonnie. I hear
she's a catalog model for Three Times a Lady.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come on. Rhonda,
it's not like it's gonna be a real date.
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But you'd still be there.
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Yes.
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See, that's the part
I can't get past.
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Okay, Adrienne...
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You're waiting for
your boyfriend to come into the bedroom.
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And you throw him
that sexy look that always turns him on.
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(WAILS)
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What kind of sick
crap is she into?
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I'm sorry.
I can't do this today.
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I can't it take any more.
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You know,
who can blame her?
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It is tough sitting on a bed.
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She's had a rough time.
You know, last week,
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she lost the Estee Lauder
account to a 19 year old.
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And yesterday she
got dumped by some hockey player.
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What hockey player?
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He's got a nickname.
Something fierce... "The Concierge."
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No, that doesn't seem right.
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"The Kamikaze,"
Brian MacDonald?
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NINA: That's it!
MacDonald's the toughest guy in the league.
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Remember, Finch? One night
we saw him cold-cock a guy with a stick.
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Well, don't you expect
that at a hockey game?
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Not when you're Nathan Lane
singing O Canada.
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Well, I know just
how Adrienne feels.
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She's never been
more vulnerable.
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What she needs now
is a confidante.
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A friend. A safe harbor
where she can mend her broken heart.
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You want me to fire her?
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No, I'll make the call.
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NINA: She's never been
more vulnerable.
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Tough day?
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Yeah.
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Well, on behalf of
the membership committee, welcome to the club.
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What club is that?
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(SIGHS) The Club of
Broken Hearts.
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Oh, you too?
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Yeah.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Anything.
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Who are you?
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Dennis Finch.
I'm here to listen.
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Oh, well, there's
nothing to say, really.
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Well, okay.
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It was the night
of the all-star game
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and Brian wanted me
in the stands, but,
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you know, I got a call
about a big shoot down in St. Thomas and I...
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And it's your job.
You have to go.
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Yes. Yes, I tried to
explain that to Brian, but he just got furious.
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I mean, he doesn't
understand that...
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Being a model
means being on-call 24 hours a day.
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I mean, when you think
about it, we're really like doctors.
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Or firemen.
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More doctors.
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I mean, if I hadn't
gone to St. Thomas,
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you know they would've
just replaced me with some 19 year old.
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Nineteen. I swear
that number's evil.
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You know, Brian's
number was 19.
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Oh. That is so wrong.
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You know what?
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We should take
a walk in the park.
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I find that's the best
way to work through what's bothering you.
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Oh, you'll just be bored.
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No. I like to listen.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I'm a listener.
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I think that's why I have
so many women friends.
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I'm sensitive
to their wants and needs.
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Finch, could you
give me a hand?
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Yeah, bend at the knees.
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I'm telling you,
every guy in the park was checking you out.
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You think so?
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Hey, they weren't
looking at me.
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Except for that one guy
hanging out by the men's room.
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Anyway, thanks
for everything. I'll see you tonight.
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Okay. Till then,
be good to yourself.
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Finch, you don't really
think you have a chance with this woman, do you?
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Of course not.
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We're practically
different species.
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I'm not even sure
we could mate.
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This is about your friend,
Barry, isn't it?
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Yes. Tonight, when he
sees me with Adrienne,
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it'll be a swift kick
in his nut bins.
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JACK: Now here's a painting
worthy of Business Week.
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It's called Self Reliance.
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What do you think?
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Well, it's a little abstract.
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Yeah, well, if you
look at it closely,
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you can make out
a guy fishing.
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Why is he fishing?
Because he's self-reliant just like I am.
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Can someone hang
this up for me?
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A guy fishing?
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I can kinda see it.
There's his shoulder and there's his arm...
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But what's he holding?
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Too short to be
a fishing pole.
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(GROANING)
Oh, my God!
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I was gonna say
he's too happy to be fishing.
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Well, at least he's
being self reliant.
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Somebody's got to
tell my dad.
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Elliott, you do it.
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So what?
Everybody does it.
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Oh...
I'll tell Jack, I'll tell Jack.
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So...
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Kinda grows on you,
doesn't it?
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BOTH: Uh...
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What's with them?
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Jack, you can't be
photographed in front of this painting.
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I can't?
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No. Look at it.
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Oh, I see now.
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Thank God.
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I mean, it took me
a few minutes, too.
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You're jealous
because my fisherman is better than that
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sob-sister
you brought in here.
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Look, this isn't
about that, Jack.
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No, it's about
you and your need for vindication.
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How sad that you can't
admit that you bought an ugly painting.
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Jack, just listen to me.
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No. I'm gonna get my
picture taken in front of this,
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and you know what
people are gonna say when they see it?
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Get a load of Jack Gallo?
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That's right.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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It's open.
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Oh, my God.
You actually gave me your real address.
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Okay, Barry's gonna
be here any minute, so...
248
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:30,701
Are you crying?
249
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,968
Here, don't want you
looking like a raccoon.
250
00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:38,534
I was watching the E! Channel,
and there was Brian
251
00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:41,467
coming out of
Planet Hollywood with
252
00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:43,801
Claire Danes.
253
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:47,133
Oh, please, she can't
hold a candle to you.
254
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,567
Walk it off, kid.
255
00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:53,734
She's young and pretty
and I'm an old sack of potatoes.
256
00:12:53,801 --> 00:12:55,567
No, you're not.
I'm potatoes!
257
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:00,133
Big, dumb, fat ones,
from Idaho!
258
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,200
Okay.
259
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:07,200
Adrienne, listen to me.
260
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:11,100
You're a beautiful,
sexy, intelligent woman.
261
00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:13,667
Do you really think so?
262
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,400
Of course I think so.
263
00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:19,367
Oh, Dennis, you make me feel
like I could do anything.
264
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,501
All I care about
is how you feel.
265
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:23,567
(DOORBELL RINGS)
266
00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:25,234
Company's here.
Big smile!
267
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,868
I'm sorry.
I can't go out tonight.
268
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,067
What? But my friends
want to meet you.
269
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,968
Why, so they can judge me?
270
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:34,567
Yes.
271
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:37,467
I mean, just a quick peek.
272
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,300
Just stand in the corner.
Chest out.
273
00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:45,234
Can't you just explain
it to them? I just want to take a bath.
274
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,968
(DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING)
275
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,834
No.
276
00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:51,133
You really shouldn't
be alone right now.
277
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,467
There you go.
You're right.
278
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:54,100
Let's take a bath together?
279
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:06,934
Dennis, you remember...
280
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,267
Change of plans!
281
00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,300
Good morning.
282
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,534
(WHOOPS)
283
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,334
All right. Looking good.
284
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:33,701
(HUMMING)
285
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,067
Why the long face?
286
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,701
I had a great night.
287
00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,767
Showing off for Barry
made you feel this good?
288
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:47,534
Barry? Umm... I wonder
what happened to him.
289
00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:50,834
Wait a minute, I remember
this look on your face two years ago.
290
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,434
You had sex, didn't you?
291
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:56,234
You had sex
with Adrienne?
292
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,133
Please, stop being
so crude.
293
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,334
Made love.
294
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,334
Four times.
295
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:05,067
That's impossible.
296
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,834
Not if you stop
for Gatorade.
297
00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:10,801
No offense, but why
would she sleep with a little rat like you?
298
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,133
Hmm, none taken.
299
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:13,901
God.
300
00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:15,400
God?
301
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:18,033
He's finally making up
for all the injustices.
302
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,400
Having to sit on a phone book
to take my driver's test.
303
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,000
Not shaving till I was 28.
304
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,234
Everything.
305
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,133
All canceled out
in one night.
306
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,000
That's his deal
and I'll take it.
307
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:33,634
I think it's pathetic,
guys bragging about sleeping with models.
308
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,701
You don't hear me bragging
and I've slept with hundreds.
309
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,000
How do I look?
310
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,634
Great. Why?
311
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,334
The photographer's here
to take my picture with that painting.
312
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,100
By the way, I'm bidding
on another painting from the same artist.
313
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,367
It's called,
Taking Care of Business.
314
00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:56,234
The guy's a pole vaulter.
315
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,067
Elliott, I thought
you talked to him.
316
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,167
I tried, but he
just insulted me.
317
00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:04,100
So you're just
gonna let him become a national joke?
318
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,434
Yeah, that was
the idea, yes.
319
00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:07,801
Then it's settled.
320
00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:12,467
Elliott, get in there.
321
00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:13,901
Why don't you
go talk to him?
322
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:16,334
Because I've never talked
to my father about sex.
323
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,334
The closest I've come
is when he had to explain to me
324
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,767
why one of the Rockettes
was hiding in the closet.
325
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:25,634
Mr. Gallo, are you sure
this is the painting you want to be seen with?
326
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:27,167
You bet.
327
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:29,801
Oh, God. Jack,
could I talk to you for a second out here?
328
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:33,868
Elliott, this is Norman
and Janice from Business Week.
329
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:38,133
Hi. Jack,
it's about your fisherman.
330
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,834
Yeah, look at him.
331
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:41,300
Clutching his rod.
332
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:47,000
Struggling with
that bad boy.
333
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,334
Norman, you may want to
get some of this down.
334
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,567
You know,
ever since I was a kid,
335
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:54,100
that's all
I ever thought about.
336
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,334
ELLIOTT:
Yeah, about that, Jack...
337
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,968
Of course,
once you're married,
338
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,467
you're lucky if you
can sneak off a couple of times a year
339
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,601
without the wife
making you feel guilty.
340
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,501
What?
341
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,434
That's crazy.
342
00:17:17,801 --> 00:17:19,734
Jack, are you okay?
343
00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:22,234
You hold her.
I'll grab the camera.
344
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:31,133
Hey, man, what
happened last night?
345
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,534
Oh, sorry.
346
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,701
My girlfriend really
needed some private time.
347
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,868
(SCOFFS) Girlfriend.
What happened? Did she spring a leak?
348
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,467
Well, why don't you ask her?
She's right behind you.
349
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,067
Hi, Barry.
350
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,534
Sorry about last night.
351
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,367
We just felt like
being alone.
352
00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,701
Son of a bitch.
353
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,834
I'm taking my fiance
to a plastic surgeon.
354
00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,434
I'll see you in a year.
355
00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:02,901
(BEEPING)
356
00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:04,000
Ooh, my beeper.
357
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,200
Here, use my phone.
358
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,868
There's a headset in here
if you want to look cool.
359
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,634
I see it,
but I don't believe it.
360
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:16,934
That makes two of us.
361
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,534
Now, that makes
perfect sense to me.
362
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,901
Let me tell you a story.
363
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,033
(WHISTLES)
364
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,934
My career was
at an all-time low.
365
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,501
My boyfriend had dumped me.
My self-confidence was destroyed.
366
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,567
I was weeping
on a subway platform at 3 a.m.
367
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:36,000
when the token guy
came out of his booth and comforted me.
368
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,167
Soon, we were
living together.
369
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:42,300
Every day he brought
me flowers and told me how beautiful I was.
370
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:44,133
So why aren't you
still with him?
371
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,601
Oh, once he
built up my confidence,
372
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,100
I felt strong enough
to walk out on him forever.
373
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,234
ADRIENNE:
Great news, Dennis.
374
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,901
I just got a big
swimsuit job for tomorrow.
375
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:54,567
Oh, that's great.
376
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,701
Yeah, but you know what,
it's a really early call tomorrow morning
377
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,901
so I should probably
cancel our plans for tonight.
378
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:01,267
Oh. Really? Okay.
379
00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:02,801
Yeah, you know what?
380
00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:04,501
I have to thank you
for helping me get through yesterday
381
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:08,367
because you really helped me
get my confidence back.
382
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:10,734
NINA: Built up my confidence
until I felt strong enough
383
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,801
to walk out on him forever.
384
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,667
Forever...
385
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:21,901
So you got
a swimsuit job, huh?
386
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:23,634
Yeah.
387
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:26,267
They're gonna be shooting you
from the front, right?
388
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,534
Why?
389
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,834
You think my butt is big?
390
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:31,968
I don't.
391
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:36,000
I just wish those fashion
industry people could get past their hang-ups.
392
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,067
So, they think
my butt is big?
393
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,033
Who cares?
They're morons.
394
00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh, forget it.
395
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,100
I'm just gonna cancel it.
396
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,200
Let's just stay home again.
397
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,367
Whatever you want,
my chunky monkey.
398
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,467
Here's your sea breeze,
big D.
399
00:19:57,934 --> 00:19:59,367
Big D?
400
00:19:59,434 --> 00:20:00,734
Isn't that what
I'm supposed to call you?
401
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,701
Oh, yeah. That's right.
402
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,100
You wanna take a bath?
403
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,934
Just let me finish
the Jumble, baby.
404
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,701
It's because you can't
stand looking at my hideous naked body, isn't it?
405
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:14,767
Of course not.
I'm the one who likes it, remember?
406
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:17,300
I'll go run the water.
407
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:19,767
I don't know.
408
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:22,133
I'll put on your
Titanic soundtrack.
409
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,167
Now you're playing dirty.
410
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,000
Okay, I'll be right in.
411
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:29,801
(DOORBELL RINGS)
412
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,934
Hi. Delivery for
Adrienne Barker.
413
00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:40,167
I'll take it.
414
00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:43,067
Oh, boy, you know,
we flipped a coin back down at the florist and I won,
415
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,300
so I was thinking
maybe I could meet her.
416
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,434
DENNIS: Adrienne, darling,
I've been a fool.
417
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:06,467
Being away from you has
only made me realize how beautiful you are
418
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,534
and how much I love you.
419
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,434
Nothing means
as much to me as you.
420
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:13,334
Not even my hat-trick
against the Maple Leafs.
421
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,701
My only prayer is that
someone hasn't scooped you up.
422
00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,367
I love you. Brian.
423
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,400
Big D, the bath's...
424
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,634
What's that?
425
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,067
I bought you flowers.
426
00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:28,634
Tulips. My favorite.
427
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:30,334
How did you know?
428
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,100
Oh, you have
so many wooden clogs. It stood to reason.
429
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,200
Oh, let me see
what you wrote.
430
00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:36,000
No.
431
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:37,901
No. To hell with it.
432
00:21:37,968 --> 00:21:39,567
I should speak from my heart.
433
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:45,501
Adrienne, I don't know
what freak of nature has brought us together
434
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,033
for the last few
days, but...
435
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,667
Oh, believe me.
I know how lucky I am.
436
00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:53,033
Dennis, I love you.
437
00:21:55,701 --> 00:21:57,234
You do?
Yes.
438
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,534
Marry me.
What?
439
00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:04,200
Marry me.
440
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,234
Really?
Marry me.
441
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,634
Doesn't that glass hurt?
442
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:08,934
Yeah, deep cuts.
443
00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:13,968
Marry me.
Let's grow old together.
444
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,868
But, Dennis, this is all
happening so fast. I don't know what to say.
445
00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:19,200
Say yes. Make me
the happiest guy in the world.
446
00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:24,701
Yes. I'll marry you.
447
00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:27,000
(LAUGHING)
Wait.
448
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:41,934
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you
449
00:22:42,734 --> 00:22:46,400
* Keeps bringing me home
450
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:49,634
* It don't matter
what I wanna do
451
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:54,667
* 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own
452
00:22:56,334 --> 00:23:00,601
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *
453
00:23:00,651 --> 00:23:05,201
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