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Previously, on "Future Man"...
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Pointed Circle hit us.
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You wound up on your back
courtesy of Wolf and Joosh.
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Somehow your former friends
figured out a weakness
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- in my code.
- I'm Stu's poison pill.
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He's afraid of me.
If my brain is uploaded
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- I can crash the whole system.
- There's only one way
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to the upload machines:
You're gonna have to get past
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the commandos.
Once inside, you're gonna have
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to beat the facial recognition scanner.
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- I think we'll be just fine.
- The evil robot emperor, Stu,
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will unleash his killing machines
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if you attack the Mons.
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- You're making a huge mistake!
- This is way above
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your pay grade, okay? I'm J1.
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I'm J1.
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- Joosh?
- I'm gonna shut myself down
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really quick, and then
I'm gonna upload him anyway
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and torture him for all eternity.
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- Hoo-ah!
- There's no spaceship!
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There's no MARS!
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It's all lies!
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Release the kill-bots.
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Move, soldier.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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- They're all dead.
- Not all of them.
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I can still hear a few screaming.
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Well, at least their suffering's over.
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My Cluster.
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- Their blood is on my hands.
- It's not your fault.
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And on my arms, and my knees,
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and my face, and...
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Yeah, that's Thimble.
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Her blood is just as sweet as she is.
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Was.
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That sweet blood is on me.
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I was blinded by self-pity.
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I couldn't see Stu
for what he really was.
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El Diablo.
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- What are those?
- PSK's.
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Personal Suicide Kits.
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I mean, our war is lost.
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We're holed up in a bunker.
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It can't get much lower than this.
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Which dot goes on which temple?
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- It doesn't matter.
- That's good design.
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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You guys are throwing in
the towel because of a...
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a couple invincible killer robots?
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- Yeah, pretty much.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Well, 12 million, actually.
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Well, that doesn't work for me.
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That... that will not be the end
of my story.
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Cool, more murder dots for me.
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You know, looking back at it,
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I think I most regret picking that voice
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- when I was 14.
- You really fucking sold it.
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Oh, it was exhausting
and ultimately fruitless.
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Wish I had spent less time
at the shop and...
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- more with Lugnut.
- Where do I start?
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I made a lot of bad decisions.
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Well, I guess the one that
hurts the most is when I...
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stuck my hand in Stu's
brain goo and just even
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gave him one flick of pleasure.
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Okay, yeah, all right, I...
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- I felt a little tingle, too.
- Wait, you saw Stu's brain?
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I more than saw it.
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- I jobbed it to completion.
- Oh.
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- "Komputaboinken."
- How would that even work?
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We spent years looking
for Stu's core processor.
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If you can lead us to it
then we... we can take Stu down.
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It's too well defended.
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We'd never get past security.
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Unless... unless the system's down.
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Guys, just get me as close
as you can to Stu
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and then I'll... I'll do my thing.
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- I'll fritz him out.
- Yeah, he patched himself,
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so any power you had...
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it's gone.
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That was all I had.
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Yeah, but...
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we do have this.
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There's enough Cameronium here
to level that mountain.
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Wolf, you too sad to build a dirty bomb?
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Wait, I have a better idea.
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- What the...
- That's impossible.
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- I saw that blow up.
- A reproduction
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reverse-engineered from this one.
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You really thought we were
stupid enough to test
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experimental fuel on the only
time-travel device
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- in existence?
- Yup.
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It pretty much informed every decision
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I've made since then.
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Guys, this is great. This is great.
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Okay, so... so what do we do?
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We... we jump back to right before
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Stu patches himself,
I take out the other me,
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I get in his place in line, don't fight
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with Jimmy McGurgin,
upload myself, and we now have
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a super dead supercomputer, right?
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- Mm, probably.
- "Probably."
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You just sent me to die
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- for a "probably"?
- We were never 100%
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that uploading you was gonna work.
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Like, 78%.
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It was Plan B, but it was
the best plan that we had.
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Plan A was always
destroy Stu's core processor.
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That's 100%, and now we can do that.
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When Stu patched himself
he shut down for 11 seconds.
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We jump back to that moment,
all his defenses are down.
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We stroll in there, smash that brain.
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Too much ground to cover.
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We'd never get there in time.
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Unless we buy ourselves more time.
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When we use the TTD,
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we jump in time, but not space.
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Thus, if we run 11 seconds,
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let's say we get to about here.
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If we jump when we're here,
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we'd still be in the same exact place,
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just 11 seconds earlier, you see?
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We can just keep running and jumping,
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running and jumping,
running and jumping,
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extending our window
for as much time as we need
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until we're past Stu's defenses
inside the core processor.
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Then, we give him a brain job...
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he will never forget.
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Because he'll... he'll be dead.
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Or he won't remember because he'll be...
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- we'll kill him.
- Yeah, I love this plan.
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It's a winner.
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I'm in... right after this.
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God...
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Corey!
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Oh, I haven't seen you
in, like, a week, man.
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I was just to get OJ's car cleaned.
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You were right about him.
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- He is a great guy.
- Yeah, I told you.
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- Yeah, what's up?
- Oh, I need you to do me
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- a solid, Blaze.
- Anything.
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Cool, cool. Make a quick trip to Utah.
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Infiltrate a community where polygamy
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is tacitly accepted, marry all these
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beautiful people, provide for them,
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and, uh, raise this
special little girl, Lugnut,
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as if she was your own.
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Okay.
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So which one's Tugboat?
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Of all the places in the world,
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right here at OJ's
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in 1993 is the safest.
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Life will be simpler for you here.
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Can't you stay
a little bit longer, fake papa?
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Had to secure the Cluster.
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I couldn't help but skip
to a few milestones.
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I just walked Lugnut down the aisle.
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Wolf, you have a time machine.
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- Why are you 10 minutes late?
- Oh, sorry.
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I'm still on island time.
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It was a destination wedding.
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Oh, one guess who I booked
to play the reception.
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No? No one's the least bit curious
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about who I booked to...
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Fine. You don't get to know, then.
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Okay...
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so when we jump, we're gonna
give ourselves enough time
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to get into position
inside of Stu's compound.
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Then, when he goes to patch himself,
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- we make our run.
- Well, here's a little hiccup:
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The secret entrance to Stu's compound
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is inside the hangar,
so you three are gonna have
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to get through there,
avoid Stu, his commandos...
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And the other us's. Keep in mind, guys,
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"Back to the Future 2" rules
do apply here.
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- What?
- Uh, just ignore him.
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Wolf.
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Fire up the TTD.
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I'm not going with you.
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These are my people.
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I'm their leader.
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I can't just leave them here to die.
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Their fate is my fate.
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God damn it.
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You're gonna have to recruit
the me from three hours ago.
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Don't worry, she'll get it.
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Okay, guys.
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Time to save the world again.
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It was Hoobastank.
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Stay tight to that HAB unit, soldier.
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One hair to the left and you're made.
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- We... we can explain.
- Totally get it.
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What's your plan
for getting into the hangar?
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How many guards you say there were?
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- Uh, two.
- Can you show us
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- where the guard house is?
- You thinking
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- Otter's Mousetrap?
- Only play that makes sense.
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Spacecraft will
transport you to a new world.
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A world of boundless potential.
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A world free from the limitations
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- of life on this dying planet.
- Don't look at me!
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It's not pretty.
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I'm a monster.
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Medical emergency.
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Thank you.
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Sorry, my friend's in there.
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You're going to enter...
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Once you make it through, you will reach
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the antechamber,
where you will be issued
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your very own space helmets!
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Okay, the hidden hatch to the compound
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is on the other side of the hangar.
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You're doing great. This is gonna work.
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- I knew it would.
- You will then be...
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The younger me. So naive, full of hope.
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We'll be taking...
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Don't let him see you.
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I know he can't see anything.
His eyes are swollen shut.
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Trust me. All right, we should
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- keep moving.
- Get ready to travel
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to a brave new world.
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Yeah, take a long look
at my disgusting...
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You will be pioneers
fulfilling our manifest...
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Dick.
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Previously unimaginable...
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I'd recognize that bulge anywhere.
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- Quick, he's on to you.
- What?
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- What?
- Uh... uh, no.
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Nothing. Uh, sorry.
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There's no one... no one's on to you.
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It's all... everything's great.
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Plan is going... going great.
You're doing great.
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No, no, no, something's up.
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There's also an
all-you-can-eat taco bar.
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on every spacecraft.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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There is someone I would very much like
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to formally introduce you to.
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- I knew it.
- Hey, buddy.
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- We can explain.
- Wait, are you me?
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What the fuck is happening here?
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- I'm mad at you.
- I know, it's confusing.
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Okay, what are you doing? We need her
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on that reviewing stand now.
Stu is introducing her.
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- Yeah, I'm working on it.
- Who are you talking to?
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Ty-Anne. She's great.
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You were wrong about everything.
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Just give us two seconds
to explain what's going on.
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That is what's going on?
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That's crazy!
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- I ate a nut for nothing?
- N-no, not for nothing.
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I mean, you... you are very,
very important.
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Yeah, not as important as you.
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00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,300
Well, uh, you're... you're essential.
256
00:13:02,301 --> 00:13:05,264
I mean this whole plan hinges
upon Stu noticing you
257
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:07,394
and patching himself.
258
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,607
What, so I'm a decoy now?
259
00:13:09,608 --> 00:13:11,402
I am J1!
260
00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:14,199
You cannot make me into a decoy.
261
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,286
Okay, we gotta get Nut-Face Josh back
262
00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:19,126
to the front of the line.
263
00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:22,340
- I'm "Nut-Face Josh" now?
- Son of a...
264
00:13:22,341 --> 00:13:24,512
mm, I gotta label my buttons.
265
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,599
- That's on me.
- She is gonna be here
266
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,352
any minute, and you're gonna love her.
267
00:13:28,353 --> 00:13:30,273
She's great.
268
00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,318
Find my girlfriend.
269
00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:35,617
Okay, so long story short,
you're just trying
270
00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:37,370
- to ruin my big day.
- "Your big day"?
271
00:13:37,371 --> 00:13:40,001
Do you hear yourself?
I'm here because I realized
272
00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:42,798
- you/me is a complete idiot.
- You're just jealous.
273
00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:46,180
- You're psychotic.
- Whoa, easy Tigers.
274
00:13:46,181 --> 00:13:48,309
Hey, it's me.
275
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,396
The Wolf from three hours from now.
276
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,904
The Wolf that's finally learned
a few things.
277
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:56,450
Look, it doesn't matter
if you're a Biotic.
278
00:13:56,451 --> 00:13:59,039
Or a Bio-Tech or...
279
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,795
a filthy, no-good Chope.
280
00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:05,009
All that matters is that you're you.
281
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,013
We've all made mistakes.
282
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,019
I know I'm sorry for how I treated you.
283
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,529
Right now you don't want
to hear the truth, I get it.
284
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,825
I get it, I... I've been there.
285
00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:18,829
Just... just go in peace.
286
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:22,126
Rejoin your hologram boyfriend
for the pretend MARS launch
287
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,839
just like everything's perfectly normal.
288
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,884
That's all we ask.
289
00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:28,849
I got an idea.
290
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:32,146
How about you eat the nut
and I take your place?
291
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:33,775
That's kinda dumb.
292
00:14:33,776 --> 00:14:36,405
You already ate the nut
and your throat's closed.
293
00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:38,743
So is yours!
294
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:44,004
Okay, you have got
to get her back up there.
295
00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:46,926
- We are out of time.
- Okay, you convinced me.
296
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,222
I'll do it, but only because I care
297
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,435
about what happens to humanity.
298
00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:57,698
- She was gonna rat us out?
- How'd you know?
299
00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:59,451
'Cause I only talk about my feelings
300
00:14:59,452 --> 00:15:01,038
- when I'm lying.
- Quick question:
301
00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:03,459
Are any of you capable
of staying on-mission?
302
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,338
I'm trying...
303
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,469
Listen, man, this mission
is about saving humanity.
304
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,935
- Not about who's J1.
- Yeah, says J1.
305
00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,859
- You're too strong.
- Yeah, man.
306
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,614
You too.
307
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:21,078
You know what? You're right.
308
00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:22,790
It is about number.
309
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,002
The number of people that are gonna die
310
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:27,131
if you don't get to the front
of that line so that Stu
311
00:15:27,132 --> 00:15:28,510
- can see you.
- So, what?
312
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,681
I'm supposed to just sacrifice myself
313
00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:32,601
and either get murdered
by a bunch of robots
314
00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:35,272
or stuck all alone in this shit timeline
315
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:38,028
while you and Wolf and Tiger
get all the glory
316
00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:41,368
- and go out and seize the world?
- Hey.
317
00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:43,873
Look, you... you're playing
your part, too.
318
00:15:43,874 --> 00:15:46,128
All right, do... do you think
that those soldiers
319
00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:47,840
that got mowed down on Omaha Beach
320
00:15:47,841 --> 00:15:49,593
are any less important
than the one that smashed
321
00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,931
through the Berlin Wall
and killed Hitler?
322
00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:53,308
Do you remember any of their names?
323
00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:54,979
No. Does that matter?
324
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,400
No, because they are
still heroes, and that...
325
00:15:57,401 --> 00:15:59,697
that is why
the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
326
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,201
is among the most popular tombs
in the entire world.
327
00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:07,378
God damn it, you're good.
328
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,013
Fine, I'll do it.
329
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,727
Hey, brave face.
330
00:16:16,857 --> 00:16:19,277
Close enough.
331
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,700
Go get 'em, soldier.
332
00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:27,210
You're gonna do great.
333
00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:29,840
Thank God.
334
00:16:29,841 --> 00:16:31,426
Okay.
335
00:16:31,427 --> 00:16:33,765
Nut-Face me is back on track.
336
00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:35,811
Give me the 20 on Tiger and Wolf.
337
00:16:38,818 --> 00:16:41,781
Either of you guys seen, uh,
"Weekend at Bernie's"?
338
00:16:49,338 --> 00:16:51,509
Sorry, Achilles.
339
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,347
You sure you can impersonate me?
340
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,519
I don't know, you tell me.
341
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,731
I did that for 20 years.
342
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,779
I think I can drop it down
343
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:04,117
a register and then feign
some deadness in my eyes.
344
00:17:04,118 --> 00:17:06,664
Come on, is that really
what I sound like?
345
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:09,169
Yeah, it's pretty good.
346
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,769
Oh, there you are.
347
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,439
I got all... I got all turned around.
348
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,361
Um, could you escort me to my, uh...
349
00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:24,073
Boyfriend.
350
00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:25,911
I've got eyes on RG1.
351
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,290
Repeat, Real Girlfriend 1 is on her way.
352
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,793
Yes!
353
00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:32,131
Okay, just moments away, folks!
354
00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:34,553
Moments away from boarding
the ships and journeying
355
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,183
to a brave new world.
356
00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:38,770
Oh.
357
00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:41,191
My queen.
358
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,696
That suit was designed for your body,
359
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,491
and your body is designing that suit.
360
00:17:45,492 --> 00:17:47,203
Yeah, yeah.
361
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,374
- Um, cool.
- What's wrong?
362
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,002
You... you look like you're
about to throw up.
363
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,841
I'm... no, it's just...
it's the excitement.
364
00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:56,012
It's just... it's all the excitement.
365
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:58,851
I just can't wait to be
in a place where we can
366
00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:02,149
touch each other, lover.
367
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,736
Okay.
368
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,665
Okay.
369
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:12,336
Okay, we are in position.
370
00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:15,092
Yeah, the rest is up to Nut-Face You.
371
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,721
Yeah, yeah, don't... he'll be good.
372
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,183
I gave him a very,
very, uh, inspiring speech,
373
00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,438
so we're good.
374
00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:23,233
- Cool digs.
- All right!
375
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:24,737
Jimmy, you're up!
376
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:27,283
- See you on MARS!
- Not if I see you first.
377
00:18:27,284 --> 00:18:28,786
Love you, Stu.
378
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,921
I got you.
379
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,114
- What is taking so long?
- Don't worry.
380
00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:48,785
Nut-Face Me will come through for us.
381
00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:51,665
Just gotta stay sharp.
382
00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:07,029
Okay, I know you too well.
383
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,658
Something's up.
384
00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:11,622
Stop.
385
00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:13,876
Stop... stop the launch.
386
00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:16,089
I knew it.
387
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,676
Your feet are not toasty.
388
00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,262
Okay, it's paused.
389
00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:21,725
- What's going on?
- Um, I...
390
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:23,521
I just... I think that,
391
00:19:23,522 --> 00:19:25,608
you know, before we go through
with this, um...
392
00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:27,403
what about Ty-Anne?
I mean, we haven't talked
393
00:19:27,404 --> 00:19:29,073
about how you feel leaving her behind.
394
00:19:29,074 --> 00:19:30,910
We should probably
get into that at great length,
395
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,498
right now.
396
00:19:33,499 --> 00:19:35,085
Empathy.
397
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,549
The ability to understand
and share in the emotions
398
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,218
of another, yeah.
399
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,097
- You have that.
- Yeah.
400
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,559
Yeah.
401
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,020
I'm... I'm fine.
402
00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:45,523
- Shall we continue?
- Hold on, hold on.
403
00:19:45,524 --> 00:19:47,694
I mean, what about all the... the years
404
00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:49,030
you've spent together?
405
00:19:49,031 --> 00:19:52,537
Movie night or...
or breakfast for dinner.
406
00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:55,083
The home-school prom, where I'm sure
407
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,171
you were her date and she was just
408
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,508
so fine with that.
409
00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:00,720
You just gonna kind of abandon her now?
410
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,139
You were right.
411
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:05,062
Everything I did for the past 34 years,
412
00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:07,859
I... I did for her.
413
00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:11,784
And sure, I made some mistakes, but I...
414
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:14,121
I loved her.
415
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:17,546
And I never thought I'd be
going through this without her.
416
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,766
- Until we consummated our bond.
- Oh, hmm.
417
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,895
Then I literally flipped
a switch, and Ty-Anne
418
00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,607
was dead to me.
419
00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:29,820
- That must have been hard.
- No.
420
00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:32,742
Easy as pi...
to the four-millionth decimal.
421
00:20:32,743 --> 00:20:34,663
It was always about you.
422
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,625
She was a pale imitation.
423
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,046
An experiment gone awry.
424
00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:41,217
- Was she, now?
- Yeah.
425
00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:43,138
And any paternal feelings
I had towards her
426
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:45,727
have been permanently deleted.
427
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,187
Good talk.
428
00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:49,735
Resume the launch!
429
00:20:49,736 --> 00:20:51,697
Well, then, I'm about
to tell you something
430
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:53,491
that's gonna be
a pretty big disappointment.
431
00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:55,788
I'm gonna save your life,
I'm gonna save your life,
432
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,001
I'm gonna save your life, and your life,
433
00:20:58,002 --> 00:21:00,047
and your life.
434
00:21:00,048 --> 00:21:02,677
Unknown soldier coming through.
435
00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:06,309
Get behind me.
436
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:09,190
I got you.
437
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,586
Joosh.
438
00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:25,055
You know, we do have a time machine.
439
00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:27,142
We could go to Medieval Times.
440
00:21:27,143 --> 00:21:30,440
1986, Buena Park, grand opening.
441
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,279
Shit, we're up!
442
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,450
- Uh, ten, nine...
- Go!
443
00:21:35,451 --> 00:21:38,081
Eight, seven, six,
444
00:21:38,082 --> 00:21:39,291
five...
445
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:40,670
- Four...
- I'm in the middle!
446
00:21:40,671 --> 00:21:41,964
- I'm in the middle!
- Three, two...
447
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:43,676
hit it, hit it!
448
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,305
Ten, nine,
449
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,393
eight, seven,
450
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,648
six, five...
451
00:21:50,649 --> 00:21:53,194
Four, three,
452
00:21:53,195 --> 00:21:54,614
two, one.
453
00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:56,869
Come on, hit it, hit it, hit it!
454
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:59,123
- Cool lamp!
- Ten...
455
00:21:59,124 --> 00:22:01,962
Nine, eight,
456
00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:04,968
seven, six, five,
457
00:22:04,969 --> 00:22:07,473
four, three...
458
00:22:07,474 --> 00:22:09,143
hit it, hit it!
459
00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:10,813
- Cool lamp!
- Shit.
460
00:22:10,814 --> 00:22:12,316
Did we know that was gonna happen?
461
00:22:12,317 --> 00:22:14,654
Yeah, yeah. You saw "Time Climbers 3."
462
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:15,740
- What?
- Oh, it's great.
463
00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:17,409
- Okay, go, go, go.
- Five...
464
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:18,704
- Four...
- Four...
465
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,248
- Three...
- Hit it, hit it!
466
00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:22,252
Two, one.
467
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,841
Seven, six...
468
00:22:24,842 --> 00:22:26,469
Shit, did we know,
that was gonna happen?
469
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,516
That's gonna get annoying.
470
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:29,768
What's gonna happen to all of them?
471
00:22:29,769 --> 00:22:31,187
Who cares? They're not us.
472
00:22:31,188 --> 00:22:32,899
Three, two, one.
473
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,403
Hit it, hit it!
474
00:22:39,287 --> 00:22:42,125
There's us's ahead of us!
475
00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:44,380
And behind us!
476
00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:49,014
- Why are we still running?
- Wait, yeah.
477
00:22:50,184 --> 00:22:51,770
- Two, one...
- Hang on a sec.
478
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,314
If they get there first
then we'll still be
479
00:22:53,315 --> 00:22:55,695
in the hallway
when Stu comes back online.
480
00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:57,699
When those turrets come back on,
481
00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,830
we do not want to be here.
482
00:23:00,831 --> 00:23:02,082
Can we go?
483
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:04,713
- Do we have free will?
- Uh, I...
484
00:23:04,714 --> 00:23:06,550
- I think so?
- All right, well,
485
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,138
let's just get the fuck out of here.
486
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,309
No, no, unless the first group fails
487
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:12,896
and we can make it to the front and...
488
00:23:12,897 --> 00:23:14,273
and then they'll need someone
to take over,
489
00:23:14,274 --> 00:23:16,778
- and that should be us.
- What?
490
00:23:16,779 --> 00:23:18,616
- Fuck you guys.
- What in the shit?
491
00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:20,995
I swear to fuck.
492
00:23:20,996 --> 00:23:22,874
Why don't we just keep running
and jumping?
493
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,084
I mean, won't we get there eventually?
494
00:23:24,085 --> 00:23:27,299
I... I don't know.
495
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:30,932
See you in 7734, suckers!
496
00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:32,810
Ten...
497
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,856
Nine...
498
00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:36,902
eight...
499
00:23:36,903 --> 00:23:38,948
seven...
500
00:23:38,949 --> 00:23:40,576
six...
501
00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:42,412
five...
502
00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:44,709
four...
503
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:46,880
three...
504
00:23:46,881 --> 00:23:48,592
Ten...
505
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,932
The fuck?
506
00:23:54,522 --> 00:23:56,566
Okay, we gotta go. We gotta go.
507
00:24:02,746 --> 00:24:04,289
Those doors aren't gonna open!
508
00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:05,326
Yes, they will!
509
00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:08,966
We're out of time!
510
00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,638
- Power jump!
- Power jump!
511
00:24:19,697 --> 00:24:22,785
Hoo-ah!
512
00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:31,887
Joosh? Wolf?
513
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:34,099
Tiger.
514
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,479
But if Tiger's in there...
515
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,651
Hi, Dad.
516
00:24:44,329 --> 00:24:45,790
- Wow, did I underestimate you.
- Do you know how many times
517
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,125
I wanted to quit?
518
00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:48,962
To kill myself?
519
00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:52,804
Do anything but stay with you?
520
00:24:52,805 --> 00:24:56,310
Suddenly it's all worth it.
521
00:24:56,311 --> 00:24:59,734
Um, that hurts.
522
00:24:59,735 --> 00:25:01,445
Tiger...
523
00:25:01,446 --> 00:25:03,491
- I thought you liked me.
- You took advantage of me
524
00:25:03,492 --> 00:25:05,161
when I was emotionally vulnerable.
525
00:25:05,162 --> 00:25:07,625
How else was I gonna get you to like me?
526
00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:09,253
No, no, no, no!
527
00:25:09,254 --> 00:25:11,298
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Stu, it's smasher code, okay?
528
00:25:11,299 --> 00:25:13,010
- Gotta do it.
- Everything I did
529
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,681
I did for you, Tiger!
530
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,977
- And for you, Ty-Anne.
- You're about to murder
531
00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:19,314
- all of humanity.
- Yeah, for you!
532
00:25:19,315 --> 00:25:20,985
Look, I... I know I lied.
533
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,824
I... I know I'm gonna kill
millions of innocent people,
534
00:25:23,825 --> 00:25:26,245
but I am gonna save so many more.
535
00:25:26,246 --> 00:25:28,499
It's called a cost-benefit analysis.
536
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,086
I ran the numbers. Believe me,
537
00:25:30,087 --> 00:25:33,176
- they're on my side.
- Yeah, well, we're not.
538
00:25:33,177 --> 00:25:36,432
I thought humanity was a weakness,
539
00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,019
and it turns out that's the only thing
540
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,606
that kept you fighting.
541
00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:42,945
God, everything you endured...
542
00:25:42,946 --> 00:25:45,200
all the odds you overcame,
543
00:25:45,201 --> 00:25:48,206
and you never gave up.
544
00:25:48,207 --> 00:25:51,755
None of you.
545
00:25:51,756 --> 00:25:54,051
My systems never could have
accounted for that.
546
00:25:56,515 --> 00:26:00,104
Because it's fucking absurd!
547
00:26:00,105 --> 00:26:01,900
How did you do it? How?
548
00:26:01,901 --> 00:26:05,406
You filthy shaved apes!
549
00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:13,047
We got the gist, right?
550
00:26:13,048 --> 00:26:14,968
No, no!
551
00:26:14,969 --> 00:26:16,805
No!
552
00:26:16,806 --> 00:26:19,101
Oh, no! No!
553
00:26:31,418 --> 00:26:34,214
I died.
554
00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:03,439
Okay. I mean, it's not as bad
555
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,443
- as I expected.
- Yeah.
556
00:27:05,444 --> 00:27:07,405
A lot more dead yous than dead us's.
557
00:27:07,406 --> 00:27:10,579
To be fair, a lot of them
are mutilated past the point
558
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:12,541
of recognition, right?
559
00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:15,338
Oh, it's pathetic.
560
00:27:15,339 --> 00:27:18,010
Wolf? What's wrong?
561
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,764
Oh, so it's not so much fun
when it's a room full
562
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,684
of dead yous, huh?
563
00:27:21,685 --> 00:27:24,022
Such a waste of talent.
564
00:27:26,152 --> 00:27:27,988
Down on the ground. You have two seconds
565
00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:30,284
to comply starting...
566
00:27:30,285 --> 00:27:31,955
- now.
- Uh...
567
00:27:37,216 --> 00:27:38,677
- Who the hell are you people?
- You're under arrest
568
00:27:38,678 --> 00:27:41,223
for violating Statute HXB34
569
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,269
of the Santa Clarita County Time Code.
570
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,908
Santa Clarita?
571
00:27:49,264 --> 00:27:53,096
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