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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,004 --> 00:00:07,284 I thought we were all wearing our 2 00:00:07,309 --> 00:00:09,844 old catering uniforms together. 3 00:00:09,878 --> 00:00:10,945 Nobody said that, dude. 4 00:00:10,979 --> 00:00:12,613 You're supposed to return it when you quit. 5 00:00:12,647 --> 00:00:15,182 Yeah, Ilana, we're not caterers at Darcy's wedding, 6 00:00:15,217 --> 00:00:16,984 - we're guests. - I know, Morgan, thanks. 7 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,587 Abbi, can you believe that Darcy's the first of the 8 00:00:19,621 --> 00:00:20,754 trifecta to get married? 9 00:00:20,789 --> 00:00:22,656 I can... she's been engaged for like seven years. 10 00:00:22,691 --> 00:00:24,091 Oh, my God, Ilana, 11 00:00:24,126 --> 00:00:25,760 you have to take so many pictures of us tonight. 12 00:00:25,786 --> 00:00:26,427 Yeah, it will be fun. 13 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,997 I mean, sorry, not of us, of the trifecta-me, Abbi, and Darcy. 14 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,165 I worked with you guys, too. 15 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,280 I thought we were the quad. 16 00:00:33,238 --> 00:00:34,878 Honestly, Morgan's boner for you is so big 17 00:00:34,903 --> 00:00:36,270 you can see it from space. 18 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:37,371 You should just let her suck it already. 19 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,606 So, now I have the boner? 20 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,040 I thought that Morgan had the boner. 21 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,543 Oh, my God, Connecticut is so classy. 22 00:00:42,577 --> 00:00:43,911 God, no it isn't. 23 00:00:43,945 --> 00:00:45,379 Why are we even going there? 24 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:48,682 Don't be insane, Ilana, I mean Darcy is marrying the heir to 25 00:00:48,717 --> 00:00:50,317 Jennifer friggin' Convertibles. 26 00:00:50,352 --> 00:00:51,352 It's gonna be so amazing. 27 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,354 I brought all the essentials-gum, Adderall, 28 00:00:53,388 --> 00:00:54,355 and poppers. 29 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:55,750 We gotta bring our A-game, bitches. 30 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:57,791 There better be good boys there. 31 00:00:57,826 --> 00:01:00,761 I'm the first woman in my family to be 25 and still single? 32 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:03,697 This year I had to bring myself up to minorities, 33 00:01:03,732 --> 00:01:05,299 and still nothing. 34 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,767 Move our asses, bitches! 35 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:07,768 Got some good momentum. 36 00:01:07,802 --> 00:01:08,443 Come on! 37 00:01:08,754 --> 00:01:11,408 It's so crazy that you're coming with me to this wedding, right? 38 00:01:11,434 --> 00:01:12,072 No. 39 00:01:12,107 --> 00:01:13,474 It's only our second date. 40 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:14,575 It's not crazy at all. 41 00:01:14,609 --> 00:01:17,144 Plus I get to see you in this dress, maybe out of it. 42 00:01:17,179 --> 00:01:18,179 Will! 43 00:01:20,315 --> 00:01:21,282 Okay, chill. 44 00:01:21,316 --> 00:01:22,283 We've got time. 45 00:01:22,317 --> 00:01:23,284 I'm pumped. 46 00:01:23,318 --> 00:01:24,285 I love weddings. 47 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:25,853 I crush at weddings. 48 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:27,448 Wait till you see me on the dance floor. 49 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:30,658 Um, Ilana, what are we even doing in Grand Central? 50 00:01:30,692 --> 00:01:31,926 Is there a garage in here or something? 51 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,120 Where's your mom's car parked? 52 00:01:33,128 --> 00:01:34,328 Uh, Long Island. 53 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:36,597 Uh, Ilana, what the frick! 54 00:01:36,631 --> 00:01:39,133 You said that we could get your mom's car for this trip. 55 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,202 I e-mailed you every day for like two months. 56 00:01:41,236 --> 00:01:42,336 I didn't get any e-mails. 57 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,773 Is your e-mail address still Ilanawaxler@vagina.com? 58 00:01:45,807 --> 00:01:48,342 No, it's mindmyvagina.com. 59 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:49,410 That's why. 60 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:50,778 Don't worry, dude, chill. 61 00:01:50,812 --> 00:01:51,946 I got us tickets. 62 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,480 Oh, my God, we gotta go. 63 00:01:53,515 --> 00:01:54,915 Come on, we got a couple minutes! 64 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:12,800 Uh, Ilana, why is there no 2:10 train to Bridgeport anywhere? 65 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:14,468 I don't know... I'm not a conductor. 66 00:02:16,538 --> 00:02:18,839 Ilana, these are Amtrak tickets, dude. 67 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:20,808 It only runs outta Penn Station. 68 00:02:20,842 --> 00:02:21,875 Oh, gross. 69 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:23,110 Alright, let's go, come on. 70 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,412 I-I can't run. 71 00:02:25,447 --> 00:02:26,727 I'm gonna sweat off my concealer. 72 00:02:29,551 --> 00:02:30,884 Holy (bleep)! 73 00:02:31,925 --> 00:02:33,721 This place really is majestic. 74 00:02:39,961 --> 00:02:40,928 Taxi! 75 00:02:40,962 --> 00:02:41,962 Taxi! 76 00:02:44,148 --> 00:02:45,308 It's been a whirlwind, right? 77 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,367 I know. 78 00:02:46,401 --> 00:02:48,535 - Both been having fun. - Yeah. 79 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:51,038 - Talked about getting that dog. - Uh-huh. 80 00:02:51,072 --> 00:02:54,949 But, um, Penn Station-I can't. 81 00:02:56,084 --> 00:02:57,136 It's disgusting. 82 00:02:57,912 --> 00:02:59,304 It's kind of a deal-breaker for me. 83 00:03:00,782 --> 00:03:01,982 Okay, I'm confused. 84 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:04,818 Maybe this is one of those romantic New York City stories 85 00:03:04,853 --> 00:03:09,690 where you meet someone amazing, and then... tragedy happens. 86 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:13,027 And they're gone, and you never see them again, 87 00:03:13,061 --> 00:03:15,061 and you wonder what they did with their whole life. 88 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,342 - Good luck, kid. - Taxi's here. Come on! 89 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,911 Okay, everybody in. 90 00:03:23,605 --> 00:03:24,634 Abbi, sit by me. 91 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,740 I don't even know what just happened. 92 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:30,053 Okay you sit in the middle, but I don't wanna sit next to Ilana. 93 00:03:30,078 --> 00:03:32,146 Sure, sit on Morgan's boner. 94 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:34,089 Guys, I just got dumped. 95 00:03:34,402 --> 00:03:36,283 Abbi, wait! 96 00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:37,217 Wait! 97 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,177 Wait! 98 00:03:41,356 --> 00:03:42,656 Oh, it's just not meant to be. 99 00:03:51,804 --> 00:03:54,244 Oh, my G, my God, you guys remer Brian O., the head bartender? 100 00:03:54,269 --> 00:03:57,672 He stopped eating carbs and got totally ripped. 101 00:03:57,806 --> 00:04:01,108 My brother did that-he doesn't eat carbs-he's jacked. 102 00:04:03,645 --> 00:04:08,082 Anyway, he became a DJ in Provincetown, then he OD'd. 103 00:04:08,183 --> 00:04:09,550 Dead! 104 00:04:09,685 --> 00:04:11,018 Wow, geez. 105 00:04:11,186 --> 00:04:13,554 Only the good die young, huh? 106 00:04:13,689 --> 00:04:16,457 You know, I'm not over Amy Winehouse. 107 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:19,694 It's like we knew it would happen, 108 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:22,430 but we didn't do anything about it. 109 00:04:22,564 --> 00:04:26,467 I didn't "know her" know her, but I still miss her. 110 00:04:28,704 --> 00:04:29,971 You guys remember Steff? 111 00:04:30,005 --> 00:04:32,565 Yes, the one who used to eat out of the trash... Ew, right, okay. 112 00:04:32,574 --> 00:04:35,610 So, she worked that retirement party, married some old dude and 113 00:04:35,744 --> 00:04:39,881 then OD'd a week later at Bryant Park on the carousel. 114 00:04:40,015 --> 00:04:40,848 Dead! 115 00:04:40,983 --> 00:04:43,117 You remember Ray... (bleep) 116 00:04:43,252 --> 00:04:44,485 Are you okay? 117 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:45,620 Oh, my gosh, are you all right? 118 00:04:45,721 --> 00:04:46,621 Everybody okay? 119 00:04:46,755 --> 00:04:48,705 Kevin, your nose is bleeding. 120 00:04:49,491 --> 00:04:52,693 Oh, no, this isn't from the crash. 121 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:54,462 It happens all the time. 122 00:04:54,563 --> 00:04:56,030 But I need to get outta here before the cops come. 123 00:04:56,131 --> 00:04:56,995 Everybody out. 124 00:04:56,995 --> 00:04:58,048 Go, go, go! 125 00:05:22,658 --> 00:05:23,958 - Can you take this? - Yeah. 126 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:25,359 Whoo! I am hot, too. 127 00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:27,061 I have blotting sheets if anybody needs. 128 00:05:27,095 --> 00:05:28,129 I could use one. 129 00:05:28,163 --> 00:05:29,130 You might need two, sweetheart. 130 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:30,131 Oh, my God! 131 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:31,365 It left us. 132 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,700 It left without us! 133 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:34,251 What? 134 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:36,470 No! 135 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:37,838 No, no. 136 00:05:37,873 --> 00:05:39,840 Oh, my God! 137 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:42,777 All right, okay! 138 00:05:42,811 --> 00:05:44,011 We gotta go right now! 139 00:05:44,046 --> 00:05:45,146 Come on, let's move it! 140 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,180 Move it! 141 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:47,181 Move, move, move! 142 00:05:47,215 --> 00:05:48,016 Come on! 143 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,384 No, no, no, no! 144 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,952 Eighth Avenue. 145 00:05:51,986 --> 00:05:53,787 Ilana, come on, move it! 146 00:05:53,822 --> 00:05:54,788 Move it! 147 00:05:54,823 --> 00:05:56,056 Come on! 148 00:05:56,091 --> 00:05:57,224 Abbi, I'm behind you! 149 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,502 So, it's $70 a day to rent a car. 150 00:06:06,536 --> 00:06:07,503 Totally doable. 151 00:06:07,537 --> 00:06:09,244 Do you wanna insure the driver? 152 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,078 - Yes. - Yes. 153 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,663 Do you want to insure against other cars? 154 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:12,414 - Yes. - Yes. 155 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,157 Potholes? 156 00:06:13,157 --> 00:06:13,874 - Yes. - Yes. 157 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,291 Weather? 158 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:14,743 - Yes. - Yes. 159 00:06:14,778 --> 00:06:15,878 - Trees? - Uh-huh. 160 00:06:15,912 --> 00:06:17,112 God? 161 00:06:17,147 --> 00:06:18,413 - Yeah. - Yeah. 162 00:06:18,448 --> 00:06:21,617 Transition insurance for when I pull the car around... make sure 163 00:06:21,651 --> 00:06:23,752 you get that last one... I'm a terrible driver. 164 00:06:23,787 --> 00:06:25,087 - Okay. - Sure. 165 00:06:25,121 --> 00:06:29,091 With all that, it comes to $125. 166 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:30,626 Okay. 167 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,394 License and credit card, please. 168 00:06:35,598 --> 00:06:36,771 Oh. 169 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:38,867 You're under 25. 170 00:06:38,902 --> 00:06:40,269 That changes things. 171 00:06:51,714 --> 00:06:53,448 That'll be $1,100. 172 00:06:53,483 --> 00:06:56,285 Oh... we're gonna need one moment, please. 173 00:06:56,319 --> 00:06:57,653 Thank you so much. 174 00:06:58,855 --> 00:07:00,255 All right, come 'ere, huddle up. 175 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:04,526 Okay, so, we both know that I'm 25, but what Mary doesn't yet 176 00:07:04,561 --> 00:07:06,862 know is that my license is expired. 177 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:09,164 We're gonna need to come up with a plan in the next 20 seconds 178 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:12,000 inside this huddle, 'cause when I created the huddle, 179 00:07:12,035 --> 00:07:13,969 I thought by this time I'd have a plan. 180 00:07:14,003 --> 00:07:14,970 I don't. 181 00:07:15,004 --> 00:07:17,306 - I'm gonna keep... - Here's my license and the AMEX 182 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:18,371 should cover insurance. 183 00:07:19,876 --> 00:07:21,510 This isn't a sugar daddy thing. 184 00:07:21,544 --> 00:07:24,613 This is just an old, established "guy paying for his younger 185 00:07:24,647 --> 00:07:26,782 friend he has sex with" kind of thing, 186 00:07:27,467 --> 00:07:29,427 so just get that right out of your mind, you know? 187 00:07:29,452 --> 00:07:30,419 Well, you're all set. 188 00:07:30,453 --> 00:07:31,887 There's only one vehicle left. 189 00:07:31,921 --> 00:07:35,390 It doesn't have AC, but it's really spacious. 190 00:07:36,017 --> 00:07:36,892 We'll take it. 191 00:07:56,579 --> 00:07:58,780 Oh... okay. 192 00:07:58,815 --> 00:08:00,382 Gotta love that transitions insurance. 193 00:08:05,455 --> 00:08:06,688 Man, it's hot in here. 194 00:08:06,723 --> 00:08:10,325 Gotta commend you, I got adult braces two years ago, and it was 195 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,894 the best decision I ever made. 196 00:08:11,928 --> 00:08:12,895 Check me out. 197 00:08:12,929 --> 00:08:14,763 - Oh, those are nice. - Yeah, yeah. 198 00:08:14,797 --> 00:08:16,131 But these aren't braces. 199 00:08:16,165 --> 00:08:18,867 They're mouth scaffolding, just to hold my teeth in. 200 00:08:18,902 --> 00:08:19,868 Mouth scaffolding? 201 00:08:19,903 --> 00:08:20,903 I've never heard of that. 202 00:08:20,904 --> 00:08:22,638 I'm a dentist, and I haven't heard of that. 203 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:24,139 I went to Nicaragua for 'em. 204 00:08:24,173 --> 00:08:26,275 They were so reasonable. 205 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:30,421 Okay, you're dancing against the truck right now. 206 00:08:30,446 --> 00:08:31,880 You gotta dance with it, girl. 207 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,018 God, this is terrible. 208 00:08:36,052 --> 00:08:37,019 I don't know. 209 00:08:37,053 --> 00:08:38,754 It kinda feels good on my back. 210 00:08:38,788 --> 00:08:40,522 Yeah, I mean it's actually kinda fun. 211 00:08:40,556 --> 00:08:41,757 Good save, Morgan. 212 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:44,026 Abbi, do you remember that holiday party that we thought 213 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:46,361 that we ran out of cheeseballs, and then it turned out we had 214 00:08:46,387 --> 00:08:47,979 more cheeseballs in the back? 215 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:51,400 Yeah, the cheeseballs. 216 00:08:51,434 --> 00:08:52,434 Yeah. 217 00:08:57,573 --> 00:09:00,809 I'm not gettin' married until everyone can get married. 218 00:09:04,147 --> 00:09:06,212 Why did you look at me when you said "everyone"? 219 00:09:08,384 --> 00:09:09,818 What do you mean? 220 00:09:09,852 --> 00:09:11,134 What do you mean? 221 00:09:13,456 --> 00:09:14,423 You gay, man. 222 00:09:14,457 --> 00:09:15,424 Oh, yeah, I am. 223 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:16,425 I'm totally gay. 224 00:09:16,459 --> 00:09:17,426 I got it now. 225 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:18,493 I got what you mean. 226 00:09:24,217 --> 00:09:26,177 Abbi, do you remember that time the chicken satays 227 00:09:26,202 --> 00:09:28,236 were way underdone? 228 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:29,204 Do you remember? 229 00:09:29,372 --> 00:09:30,439 I still laugh about it. 230 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:35,410 This bitch is unraveling. 231 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:36,812 I am well aware. 232 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,164 What are we laughing about? 233 00:09:46,189 --> 00:09:47,255 I don't know. 234 00:09:52,265 --> 00:09:54,305 God, I can't believe Will didn't go to Penn Station. 235 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:55,597 What a little bitch. 236 00:09:55,631 --> 00:09:57,499 It's the most vibrant place in the city, 237 00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:59,034 and they have really good sushi. 238 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:01,935 You know what, I'm fine that he left. 239 00:10:02,638 --> 00:10:05,907 He had a really big penis. 240 00:10:05,942 --> 00:10:06,942 How big, how big, how big? 241 00:10:06,943 --> 00:10:08,410 Like, think earth, like think earth. 242 00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:12,781 Coke can, plantain big. 243 00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:14,216 Oh, God! 244 00:10:17,153 --> 00:10:18,453 What are those? 245 00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:19,588 Poppers. 246 00:10:19,622 --> 00:10:20,589 What do they do? 247 00:10:20,623 --> 00:10:22,391 They loosen your butthole. 248 00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:23,959 Why you takin' it right now? 249 00:10:23,993 --> 00:10:25,560 'Cause we're going to a wedding. 250 00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:27,295 Hello? 251 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:28,797 Abbi, this keeps happening to you. 252 00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:31,133 You're like a magnet for elephant dongs 253 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:33,635 God, you know who had the really big dick? 254 00:10:33,669 --> 00:10:34,836 My brother, Mitchell. 255 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,283 Hold on, Morgan, did you say something 256 00:10:39,308 --> 00:10:40,709 about your brother's dick? 257 00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:41,710 I didn't mean to say that. 258 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:42,744 Just forget it. 259 00:10:42,779 --> 00:10:44,620 Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete. 260 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:55,822 Everybody okay? 261 00:10:56,659 --> 00:10:59,027 Why would Jesus give us a flat tire? 262 00:10:59,062 --> 00:11:00,262 Well, he did, Morgan. 263 00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:01,563 God, it is over! 264 00:11:01,597 --> 00:11:03,498 Guys, the Sei Wah bus runs every half hour. 265 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:04,499 Ew, disgusting, Ilana. 266 00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:05,534 You're disgusting. 267 00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:06,968 I think that's our only option right now, so... 268 00:11:07,003 --> 00:11:08,270 Yeah, okay, Abbi, you're totally right. 269 00:11:08,304 --> 00:11:09,271 I agree with you. 270 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:10,639 You know, we could ride down. 271 00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:11,640 Ilana, we are in formalwear. 272 00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:12,707 We cannot bike down. 273 00:11:12,742 --> 00:11:14,294 It's 4:00 o'clock. 274 00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:15,800 We're not getting a cab right now. 275 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,634 This is our best bet. 276 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:17,134 Totally. 277 00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:19,681 Okay, so to recap-Abbi and I have decided that we're going to 278 00:11:19,715 --> 00:11:21,583 bike down to the Sei Wah bus, okay? 279 00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:22,584 - Whoo-hoo! - Great. 280 00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:23,585 All right, come on on, let's go. 281 00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:24,986 Come on, come on, come on! 282 00:11:25,021 --> 00:11:26,888 - Let's go! - Abbi, I'm coming! 283 00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:28,023 Lincoln, come on. 284 00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:28,730 I can't. 285 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,735 Someone has to stay with the truck and call 286 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,360 the rental car company. 287 00:11:32,395 --> 00:11:33,962 I can't leave you here by yourself. 288 00:11:33,996 --> 00:11:37,199 You can't not go to a wedding you RSVP'd to. 289 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:41,534 You have to respect the sanctity of the RSVP. 290 00:11:43,096 --> 00:11:45,460 I was uncomfortable at the fact that you were my date 291 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,042 to a wedding... that's like so legit. 292 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:48,910 But now that you're not coming, I'm bummed. 293 00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:52,614 And that makes me uncomfortable in a different way. 294 00:11:52,648 --> 00:11:55,016 Are you just sayin' that so I'll do the rest of the dance? 295 00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:55,965 The what? 296 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:14,102 What's painfully ironic about 297 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:17,472 this is that I love weddings the most. 298 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,409 Pump it, pump it! 299 00:12:21,444 --> 00:12:22,644 You guys, if we don't pick up the pace, 300 00:12:22,678 --> 00:12:24,379 we're gonna miss this 4:30. 301 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:25,981 Harder, harder! 302 00:12:26,015 --> 00:12:28,083 You are warriors of change right now. 303 00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:29,484 What are your passions? 304 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:31,620 Who lights your fire? 305 00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:32,754 Gossip! 306 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:34,222 Rihanna's instagram. 307 00:12:34,257 --> 00:12:35,857 My brother! 308 00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:36,858 Never mind! 309 00:12:36,893 --> 00:12:38,059 Delete, delete that! 310 00:12:38,094 --> 00:12:39,594 Hey, Kevin, what's up with your bike, dude? 311 00:12:39,629 --> 00:12:41,463 We're all on city bikes. 312 00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:42,831 What? 313 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:44,232 I thought we were all stealing bikes. 314 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,701 I-I-I can't go back to prison, Ilana! 315 00:12:46,736 --> 00:12:47,736 I can't go... 316 00:12:49,405 --> 00:12:50,372 Whoo! 317 00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:51,673 High on life! 318 00:12:51,707 --> 00:12:53,408 Look at me now, solstice! 319 00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:54,876 Whoo! 320 00:12:54,911 --> 00:12:56,044 Yeah! 321 00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:58,079 Look at me now, New York City! 322 00:12:58,114 --> 00:12:59,881 Whoo! 323 00:13:07,673 --> 00:13:09,834 Okay, so, if we make this bus, then we'll just miss the 324 00:13:09,859 --> 00:13:12,127 cocktail hour, but we'll make it time for apps before 325 00:13:12,161 --> 00:13:13,195 the ceremony. 326 00:13:13,229 --> 00:13:15,197 This is the opposite of the time the trifecta took 327 00:13:15,231 --> 00:13:17,232 the Jitney to the Hamptons. 328 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:18,500 I never heard about that. 329 00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:19,701 It... it wasn't a big deal. 330 00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:21,336 We just went to the Hamptons for the weekend. 331 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,871 Darcy's parents have a timeshare. 332 00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:24,839 That was a really crazy weekend, huh, Abbi? 333 00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,541 I don't know if it's really worth talking about. 334 00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:29,678 Okay, I think it's very much worth talking about. 335 00:13:29,712 --> 00:13:32,180 Remember we went to that club, The Elm? 336 00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:33,848 The Elm, that sounds cool. 337 00:13:33,883 --> 00:13:34,715 It wasn't. 338 00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:38,587 Oh, my God, she doesn't know? 339 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:40,121 Know what? 340 00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:41,690 Oh, this is gonna be so rich. 341 00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:44,092 Okay, when we went to the Hamptons, 342 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:48,036 Darcy and Abbi made out. 343 00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:54,170 It was before I knew you. 344 00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:06,081 Ilana, it's not a big deal. 345 00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:07,483 It's a huge deal. 346 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,084 You said that if you were ever gonna do same-sex 347 00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:11,346 experimentation, it was gonna be with me. 348 00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,056 I have never said that to you. 349 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,791 It has been implied. 350 00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:16,826 By you. 351 00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:22,364 Well, implications get responses, 352 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:25,234 and it takes two to tango. 353 00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:29,805 Oh... okay. 354 00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:34,540 Oh, my God. 355 00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:36,245 Where are we even? 356 00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:39,548 Confess to the nervousness 357 00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:42,718 As we stumble to the close of the troubled chapter 358 00:14:42,886 --> 00:14:44,487 These notes have been torn 359 00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,331 But we don't know the truth burns through 360 00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:48,057 It's a total disaster 361 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,827 But if you could see what your eyes reflect 362 00:14:51,928 --> 00:14:53,896 From your soul through the... 363 00:14:53,997 --> 00:14:57,900 If you could look past what divides is petty 364 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,635 Wondering if you can 365 00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:05,007 Won't you let me, won't you let me be... 366 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,643 Ilana, there'seats. 367 00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:10,279 I'm gonna sit with somebody whose yet to shatter my world. 368 00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:12,982 Hello, new friend. 369 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,165 Yeah. 370 00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:18,954 You okay? 371 00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:22,992 Yeah, I'm just-I'm listening to this relaxation mix. 372 00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:24,260 Do you wanna? 373 00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:25,508 All right, sure. 374 00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:27,607 ...too shall pass. 375 00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:34,336 You are beautiful, you are strong, you are supple, Morgan. 376 00:15:34,371 --> 00:15:35,604 What is this? 377 00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:37,373 My brother made if for me. 378 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,541 He's a yoga teacher. 379 00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:39,497 Isn't it helpful? 380 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:41,277 He's good, right? 381 00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:45,714 Ilana, will you just come on and sit back here? 382 00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:49,485 No, I will not just "come on," and you know why. 383 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:50,953 'Cause you made out with Darcy. 384 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:51,987 You told him? 385 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:55,591 Fine. 386 00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:57,459 You know what else Darcy and I did? 387 00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,995 We touched boobs. 388 00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:07,469 We touched boobs, We touched boobs! 389 00:16:07,537 --> 00:16:09,238 We touched boobs! 390 00:16:09,372 --> 00:16:11,206 We touched boobs! 391 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:12,675 We touched boobs. 392 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,150 Oh, my God. 393 00:16:21,184 --> 00:16:22,685 Oh, my God, what is this? 394 00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:24,286 It's a fish! Oh, my God! 395 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:25,721 Get out! 396 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:27,189 Move, move, move! 397 00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:28,190 I'm getting out! 398 00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:29,345 I'm getting off of this bus! 399 00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:35,331 I hate you all! 400 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,565 It's going down my underwear. 401 00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:44,239 Oh, God! 402 00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:46,008 Ilana, F-you! 403 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:48,143 You did this to bring down the trifecta. 404 00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:50,512 Morgan, what are you talking about? 405 00:16:50,547 --> 00:16:51,547 We don't even hang out anymore. 406 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:52,881 There's no trifecta. 407 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,184 It's more of like a duo now. 408 00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:56,485 So... 409 00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:57,519 Oh, my God, keep talking. 410 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,520 - I'm legit gonna cry. - Okay. 411 00:16:58,555 --> 00:17:00,623 - Oh my god. - Well, fine! 412 00:17:00,657 --> 00:17:02,925 Have fun doing all your drugs together, 413 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,061 you druggie lesbian dudes! 414 00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:07,496 Go (bleep) your brother, dude. 415 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:13,817 You smell. 416 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,171 All right, give me Lincoln's clothes. 417 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,172 I'll change. 418 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:19,375 Okay, I'll block you, and I'm gonna peek. 419 00:17:19,409 --> 00:17:20,576 No, dude, you're not peeking. 420 00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:21,239 Come on. 421 00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:24,880 Fine, today you can peek. 422 00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,382 This one time. 423 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:31,754 Well, you didn't get flat tire insurance. 424 00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:33,355 What do you mean I didn't get flat tire insurance? 425 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:34,890 I bought every insurance you offered. 426 00:17:34,924 --> 00:17:38,494 Before I rented you the car, I went through an itemized list. 427 00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:41,563 If you wanted flat tires covered, you should have asked 428 00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:43,098 for flat tires. 429 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,733 I'm not a mind-reader. 430 00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:48,570 Listen, Mary, I've had an awful day. 431 00:17:48,605 --> 00:17:51,573 I was on my way to a wedding, I wasn't able to make the wedding. 432 00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:53,208 Imagine how disappointed I am. 433 00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,077 I shine at weddings. 434 00:17:55,111 --> 00:17:56,679 You can't look the other way on this? 435 00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:57,680 Look the other way? 436 00:17:57,714 --> 00:17:58,914 Yeah? 437 00:17:58,948 --> 00:18:00,916 You think 'cause you come in here in your little short-shorts 438 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,652 looking all Idris Elba that I'm supposed 439 00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:05,954 to like give everything up? 440 00:18:05,989 --> 00:18:07,656 Idris Elba? 441 00:18:07,691 --> 00:18:09,130 Don't act like you don't know. 442 00:18:10,427 --> 00:18:11,465 You look like him. 443 00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:15,831 All right, well, Mary, where do I sign? 444 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,905 Wait, are we talking Luther or the Wire? 445 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,634 Oh, I was supposed to tell you something. 446 00:18:51,669 --> 00:18:52,757 Anything. 447 00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,370 Mom called. 448 00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:55,739 She needs your social. 449 00:18:55,773 --> 00:18:56,940 Did you write it down? 450 00:18:56,974 --> 00:18:58,441 No, that's why I'm telling you now? 451 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,236 Mitchell, what's the point of telling me now? 452 00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:01,557 I'm just gonna forget it. 453 00:19:02,179 --> 00:19:03,580 Go, you're so much like dad. 454 00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:07,984 I don't know. 455 00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:09,285 I think I'd be Penn. 456 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,321 - I get to be Teller? - You wanna be Teller? 457 00:19:11,355 --> 00:19:15,325 I'll be whoever you don't wanna be, you know? 458 00:19:16,336 --> 00:19:17,794 - Oh. - That's what I mean. 459 00:19:17,828 --> 00:19:18,476 Whoa. 460 00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:20,864 I feel bad. 461 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,600 - I have to tell Darcy we can't come. - She's fine. 462 00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:26,269 She invited 300 other people. 463 00:19:28,539 --> 00:19:29,572 Great. 464 00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:31,040 They're not coming either. 465 00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:32,408 Let's just do this. 466 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:35,879 Do you, Darcy... 467 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:36,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 468 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,261 I do, he does, whatever. 469 00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:41,084 You smell good now. 470 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,354 Oh, you smell like Lincoln. 471 00:19:44,388 --> 00:19:46,352 Yeah, I smell exactly like Lincoln. 472 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,270 I'm gonna grab the N train around the corner. 473 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:48,792 Me, too. 474 00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:50,527 - I'm headed that way. - Okay, cool. 475 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:53,771 Huh. 476 00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:57,467 We are perfect gentlemen, dude. 477 00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,569 We're in tuxes. 478 00:19:59,603 --> 00:20:02,305 - Right, it's like... - We have to. 479 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:04,704 Right? 480 00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:06,789 Your call, bud. 481 00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:08,411 - Captain. - I say we do it. 482 00:20:08,445 --> 00:20:10,413 Let's do it... this day. 483 00:20:11,782 --> 00:20:14,450 Hello, Sir. 484 00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:15,752 Oh, my gosh, thank you. 485 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:20,490 They've completely remodeled. 486 00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:21,624 This used to be carpet. 487 00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:22,662 Love hardwood floors. 488 00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:24,194 - Ilana? - What? 489 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:28,794 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33237

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