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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:40,667 Tyler. 2 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:43,100 Tyler. 3 00:00:43,133 --> 00:00:44,300 Hey. 4 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:47,600 Tyler! Tyler! 5 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:48,467 Dude. 6 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,333 Rudy got food poisoning, we got a spot, 7 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,733 We're playing in Band Slam. 8 00:00:51,767 --> 00:00:54,033 What's going on? 9 00:00:54,067 --> 00:00:55,100 Get her out of here. 10 00:00:55,133 --> 00:00:56,767 Oh my God, dude, I was so rad. 11 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,500 I just camped out on Ricky's doorstep 12 00:00:58,533 --> 00:00:59,667 And I was... oh, hey what's up? 13 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,800 - But look, we don't have time for this... - Tyler. 14 00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:02,800 We need to get to sound check, drop off all our stuff, 15 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,700 Everything has to be perfect tonight. 16 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:05,933 - Daisy. - What? 17 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:08,067 - Yeah, we're in the middle of something. - Do you mind? 18 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,533 Oh, dude, I'm so sorry. 19 00:01:09,567 --> 00:01:10,800 But this is like super important for us. 20 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:12,567 - Daisy get out. - What? 21 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,233 Oh, my God! Are you guys doing it? 22 00:01:14,267 --> 00:01:15,300 Ew. 23 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:16,467 Tyler, I'm just curious. 24 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,667 What happened to that chick who slept here last night. 25 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:23,700 * Finally 26 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:28,533 * We've got our shot 27 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,467 Screw you, Tyler. 28 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,667 * And tonight Why is she singing? 29 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,733 * Our dreams will come alive 30 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:38,167 Thank you, Daisy. 31 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,100 Oh my God, Tyler, forget her. 32 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,633 * We're going to let shit rip tonight 33 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,533 * And get some due respect all right 34 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:45,400 * Finally stage and lights 35 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:47,200 * Professional and real to spite 36 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,800 * The road we've travelled up to now 37 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,667 * Our chance to finally take a bow 38 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:51,533 * To Band Slam 39 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:52,733 * To Band Slam 40 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:55,100 * Hey, Daisy, let's do this 41 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:56,767 Dude, call the band. 42 00:01:58,067 --> 00:01:58,767 Check it out, old school. 43 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,300 What's up! 44 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,533 Oh my God, stop that. You sound like an idiot. 45 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:03,467 Listen to me. 46 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,800 You guys into playing Band Slam tonight? 47 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:06,767 Seriously? 48 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,233 Yeah. 49 00:02:08,267 --> 00:02:09,533 I mean, Rudy Might got food poisoning, 50 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:10,567 The Flows are in rehab, 51 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,167 And like The Whores drummer got carpal tunnel, 52 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,633 But dude, we're like, so in. 53 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,733 Sweet. 54 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,333 Oh, God. Shit balls, it's my sister. 55 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:17,500 All right, listen. 56 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:19,033 It's five o'clock now, we need to get there by 1 a.m. 57 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:20,633 We're on at 1 a.m. so don't be late 58 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:22,100 - and I'll see you there. - Alright. 59 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,100 Hello. 60 00:02:24,133 --> 00:02:26,033 Hey, I need you to take me to Turks Up tonight. 61 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:26,767 Oh, yeah, no. 62 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,700 Why not? 63 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:29,567 - Well, because that's a gay bar. - I know. 64 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,233 Oh my, Colby, please don't be one of those 65 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:32,300 Experimenting posers, okay? 66 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,767 You're like in a sorority. You braid your hair... 67 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,300 So, there's a girl I have to talk to. 68 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,733 Yeah, I can't do that because, uh, 69 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:38,600 I'm playing Band Slam. 70 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:40,200 That's awesome. What time do you go on? 71 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:41,367 - 1 a.m. - Great. 72 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,800 So you got plenty of time to take me out. 73 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:45,267 Oh, great, I'm not taking you. 74 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:49,067 So, my little sister thinks she's gay now, apparently. 75 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,133 Hmm. 76 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:51,600 She's cute. 77 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:53,433 I hope you're joking. That's not funny. 78 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:56,400 Okay, seriously, off limits. 79 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:00,400 Hey, party is this way. 80 00:03:00,433 --> 00:03:02,167 - Can you believe we're graduating tomorrow? - Yeah. 81 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,067 There's just something I got to do, 82 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,167 But I'll catch up with you guys later. 83 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:10,200 * Four years of pretending 84 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:13,533 * Being someone I'm not 85 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:17,233 * Tonight those years are ending 86 00:03:17,267 --> 00:03:20,200 * Tonight the dream girl gets got 87 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,467 * Some kids line up in their funny square hats 88 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:28,267 * My graduation is bigger than that 89 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:36,533 * Finally, I get to be me 90 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:43,567 * And tonight I'm going for the girl 91 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:48,333 Jessica Post. 92 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:56,067 * A thousand pretty faces 93 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,467 * Their smiles as real as their tits 94 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,800 * Today my agent wants me to be 95 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:06,333 * Slutty bimbo on the bus #6 96 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:08,067 Misty Monroe. 97 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:12,700 - Hi. - Hi. 98 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:16,200 Um, we're just doing, uh, page 15. 99 00:04:16,233 --> 00:04:18,133 Okay. 100 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,700 - Is anyone sitting here? - Thanks. 101 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:25,700 - That's it? - Yeah. 102 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:31,400 * Why me 103 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:37,767 * This town is so lonely 104 00:04:40,767 --> 00:04:45,033 * And no one can see me 105 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:52,433 * When will I finally 106 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:58,733 * Find someone who cares. 107 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:02,500 Oh, and then the other thing is Zan is going to be there. 108 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:04,367 - Zan? - Yeah. 109 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,433 Dude, Daisy what's all this shit about Zan? 110 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:07,800 What? 111 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:10,300 Dude, you spent eight long ass months in that girl. 112 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,733 Okay, first of all it was nine. 113 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:12,967 Whatever. 114 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,133 You haven't been able to play a show since she dumped you. 115 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:19,267 Uh, you know what Tyler, I am so over her, okay? 116 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,733 I mean, God, just take a look at me. 117 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,367 I got my mojo back. 118 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:31,467 * Finally, we got our shot 119 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,200 * We've got to grove back 120 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,167 * I'm on the fast track 121 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,333 * And tonight our dreams will come alive 122 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:39,733 * We're going to let shit rip tonight 123 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:41,633 * And get some due respect all right. 124 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:45,300 * Finally stage and lights, professional and real to spite 125 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,100 * The road we've travelled up to now 126 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:48,733 * Our chance to finally take a bow 127 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,667 * To Band Slam To Band Slam 128 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,600 * Hey, Daisy, let's do this 129 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:54,367 * I'm going to be myself tonight 130 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,233 * I'm trying to get my head on right 131 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:58,033 * I'm make it in this town despite 132 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,767 * I'm hitting every traffic light 133 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,467 * The road are closing up to now 134 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,300 * Our chance to finally love somehow 135 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,200 * It's my turn It's my turn 136 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:07,167 * To finally do this 137 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,767 * Finally 138 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,567 * Finally 139 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:15,500 * We've got our shot 140 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:22,700 * And tonight our dreams will come alive 141 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,267 Welcome back. 142 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,767 Drive. 143 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,100 I'm telling you the radiator is toast. 144 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:12,400 Dammit. 145 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,267 I told you not to buy this piece of shit van. 146 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:19,067 Dude, we've got to call your fucking sister. 147 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,633 - No. - Daisy. 148 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:22,267 Call her. 149 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,500 So, I hear you're gay now. 150 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,267 She's not gay. 151 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,767 Why can't I be gay? 152 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,467 Because I'm gay. You're just copying me. 153 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,800 Well, you're so full of yourself. 154 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:42,067 Oh my God, Colby, you can't be gay. 155 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,200 Mom will kill you and then me. 156 00:07:44,233 --> 00:07:45,100 It's one thing if I'm gay 157 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:46,700 Because I'm kind of a whole bad seed. 158 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:47,733 She tried to write me off. 159 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,400 But you, oh my God, you're like the good egg. 160 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:52,300 Well, being the good egg is boring. 161 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,100 Well, I'm sorry, that's who you are. 162 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:57,200 Well, now I'm a good gay egg, okay? 163 00:07:57,233 --> 00:07:58,600 Yeah. Come on. 164 00:07:58,633 --> 00:08:00,500 Let her be a gay egg. 165 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:02,267 Thank you. 166 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,433 Colby, you've never even touched your own vagina, 167 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:07,400 Let alone anyone else's. 168 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:11,733 ** 169 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,633 I fuckin' hate this place. 170 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,400 This is ridiculous. 171 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:19,733 Hey, that's her. 172 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:20,633 Where? 173 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,400 In the green jacket. 174 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:23,600 Oh, she's hot. 175 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:24,533 I know. 176 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,433 - Yeah, she's out of your league. - Shut up. 177 00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:27,700 I'm sorry Colby, she is. 178 00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:29,067 I mean, look at her, she's like the queen bee 179 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,367 Of her little band of baby dikes. 180 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,067 - She's an actress. - Yuck. 181 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,167 Of course she's an actress. 182 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,300 Oh, what's she been in? 183 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:37,100 Oh, I saw her in this allergy medication commercial, 184 00:08:37,133 --> 00:08:39,367 And then she did this movie Satan's Bride 185 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,733 I rented it, she was really good. 186 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:41,667 You rented it? 187 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,500 Colby. God, you're a creeper, seriously. 188 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:46,533 I just hope she remembers me. 189 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,267 I bought her latte last week. 190 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,533 She lost her wallet. So... 191 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:52,500 Dude, Colb, all you have to do is go up there and talk to her. 192 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,467 Well, she can't just walk up and say, 193 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,167 "Hey do you remember I bought you a latte." 194 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,400 Well, why not? 195 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:58,100 Okay, because that girl right there think she's king shit 196 00:08:58,133 --> 00:08:59,300 Of Fuck Mountain, all right? 197 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:00,600 You just go up to her, I promise you, 198 00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:03,033 She will eat you for lunch. 199 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,267 You need an angle. 200 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,233 An angle? 201 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:06,433 Yeah. You need something; 202 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,100 You know a wedge to get her interested. 203 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,500 Well, isn't sex enough? 204 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:10,667 Colby's hot. 205 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,100 You think I'm hot? 206 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:13,467 Yeah. 207 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,433 - Ixnay on isteray. - Okay. 208 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,533 I know pig Latin. 209 00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:18,300 No, you don't know anything. That's exactly my point. 210 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,167 You're not even gay. What are we doing here? 211 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,400 - Oh, shut up. - Whatever. 212 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:22,733 I'm just going to go talk to her? 213 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,500 Wait. Wait. Wait. 214 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:27,800 Okay. So what's your... What's your angle? 215 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:31,533 I thought you were nice when I bought you that latte, 216 00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:32,633 You made me laugh. 217 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:34,500 I think you're sexy and I've never done this before, 218 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,400 But I'd like to sleep with you. 219 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:39,067 That's your angle? 220 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,667 Yeah. 221 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,400 Oh, she's dead. 222 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:44,533 Bye dead sister. 223 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:45,600 I loved you. 224 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,633 Oh stop. I think she'll pull it off. 225 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,467 I mean, everyone loves a bi-curious girl. 226 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,200 No, Tyler, let's just do. 227 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,800 She thought she had a chance maybe... 228 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,667 Hey! 229 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:56,100 Hi. 230 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,167 I'm Colby. 231 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,300 I met you last week at the Coffeewood on La Brea. 232 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,200 Okay. 233 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,667 - So... - Yeah, you lost your wallet and, 234 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,300 Um, you were up at the barista, but you didn't have any money 235 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,300 And I was behind you in line and... 236 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,700 Right. Yeah, yeah, hey. 237 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,433 Hey. 238 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:16,467 So, do you guys come her a lot or... 239 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,633 Um, I guess. 240 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:22,333 Are you an actress because I think I saw you in this movie 241 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:25,300 And it was really good. 242 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,367 Um, Satan's Bride. 243 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,767 - Hey, oh my God. - How are you? 244 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,500 Wow, you cut your hair short. 245 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,300 Oh, yes, I chopped it off. Do you like it? 246 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,533 Oh, my God, yes. This is Shelby. 247 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:37,667 - Colby. - Colby. 248 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:41,200 We met at the Coffeewood on La Brea. 249 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:41,733 Hi. 250 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,033 Oh, shit. Sidney... 251 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,433 How are you? 252 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:47,700 - You look great. - Oh, my God, no. 253 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:49,433 - How was it? - Fucking great. 254 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:51,100 You guys are stupid. 255 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:53,100 I cannot begin to tell you. 256 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,267 I'll have to fill you guys in. 257 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,600 I mean, do we have time to... 258 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,633 Yes, oh my God. 259 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,767 She wears her color well. 260 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,567 Okay, seriously, this is painful. 261 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,233 - Can I please just go over and stop her? - Stop. 262 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:06,400 No, I'll tell her she's got a phone call. 263 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:11,467 [CROSSTALK] 264 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,533 Well hey, I'm going to go, 265 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,767 But it was nice to see you again. 266 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,433 Nice to see you too. 267 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,733 Who the fuck is that? 268 00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,367 She's coming back. 269 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:22,367 I love this song... 270 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,233 Oh my God, how did it go? 271 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,633 I'm going to die. 272 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,500 Happy? Asshole. 273 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,167 Tyler Murphy. 274 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,200 Yeah, that bitch owe me money. 275 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:37,500 618 Coronado. Yeah. 276 00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:55,400 I am not your fuckin' babysitter, all right? 277 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,167 You struck out, the dream girl is not into you, 278 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,500 Time to call it a night, I'm done. 279 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,033 Whatever, this is my car. 280 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,033 I have to do vocal warm-ups, okay? 281 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:02,967 - I have to stretch. - Oh, whatever. 282 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,100 I've had no water tonight, I have a show. 283 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,333 Okay, that's when she signed with endeavor. 284 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:08,433 But she sucks. 285 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,433 I know, trust me, I hate her. 286 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:12,267 Hey. 287 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,367 Hey. 288 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,400 You guys have a light? 289 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,067 She does. 290 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,633 So you guys like, actors or actresses, 291 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:27,633 I don't know. 292 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,233 What do you guys like to be called these days? 293 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:31,667 It doesn't matter, we're not either. 294 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,667 Speak for yourself. 295 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,100 Actors. 296 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,200 Yeah, I'm just mentioning 297 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,033 Because we're going to this party 298 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:41,400 With some big casting guys will be there. 299 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,800 Oh, really, what's his name? 300 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,767 I don't know. It's my friend, Colby's uncle. 301 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,167 Come on. I don't care. 302 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,033 Whatever. 303 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,567 I guess he represents Angelina Jolie. 304 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,267 Angelina Jolie? 305 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,400 Really? 306 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,333 You can come if you want. 307 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,067 - Oh, my God we're so going. - I can't. I can't. I can't. 308 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,100 - I can't even breathe right now. - You've been obsessed with her forever. 309 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,567 Okay, we're going, come on. 310 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,033 - That was six years ago. - Well, it was my favorite shirt. 311 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,367 - You gave it to me. - Oh, like hell I did. 312 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,633 Sid and Misty are coming at the party with us. 313 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,600 - Hey. - Uh, what party? 314 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:19,367 You know, the party at Colby's uncle's house. 315 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,300 My uncle? 316 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,633 Lets hit it. 317 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,567 Oh, my God. 318 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,733 - I swear to you, if you have anything to do with this... - No, no, no. 319 00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:29,233 I will burn all of your CDs. 320 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,733 - No, I'm not kidding. - Please, don't embarrass me. 321 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,133 Tyler, what are you doing? 322 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,367 I gave you an angle. 323 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,733 Okay. Well, she didn't even have an uncle, 324 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:35,667 So sorry. 325 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,733 Well, then I guess we'll have to find one. 326 00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:38,800 Oh, Tyler, listen to me, we don't have time for a, 327 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,567 Let's get Colby laid mission tonight, okay. 328 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,333 We've got to get our equipment at the Dark Light. 329 00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,367 Where's your sense of adventure? 330 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,133 I mean, this is your sister's graduation night, 331 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,433 Let's give her a fuckin' chance with this girl. 332 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:50,367 We have like, five hours before we have to go on anyways. 333 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,167 Give me your keys. 334 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,100 Tyler, no... this is all your fault. 335 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,667 What did I do? 336 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,233 Just play it cool. 337 00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:02,400 Oh, great, here comes nerd alert. 338 00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:03,700 What? 339 00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,067 Hey. 340 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,467 Hey. 341 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,600 So, uh, I hear you guys are actors, 342 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:21,567 Is that right? 343 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,467 I mean, I've done some modeling and acting, 344 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,667 And she's done acting. 345 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,267 So, do you like, mostly print or like... what do you do? 346 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,767 You go to a lot of parties, do you wear a lot of Ed Hardy, 347 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,800 Like, what do you do? 348 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:30,800 No, we go to a lot of like, Hollywood parties. 349 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,633 I mean, that's how you get connected this town. 350 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,067 You know, you have to socialize. 351 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,467 It's part of the job. 352 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,767 Hey, do you guys have like, agents and stuff 353 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,633 Or how do you do? 354 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,367 Yeah, we do, yeah. 355 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,033 Yeah, who's your agent? 356 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,133 It's like a little boutique agency, 357 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,467 But I think they're really specialized on... 358 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,300 Boutique? Do they have like, perfume and shit there 359 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,200 Like, I don't understand. 360 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,500 No, it means small. 361 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,667 What have you been in? 362 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,433 I was in a couple of films, 363 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,733 But you probably wouldn't know about them? 364 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:56,833 Really? 365 00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:59,467 They're not with known names, you guys would know. 366 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,633 But one day you'll know them. 367 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,533 - Like, one day we'll... - Totally... 368 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:07,667 Your band is really good you guys... 369 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,333 - Yeah. - Thank you. 370 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,667 You've seen us play? 371 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,533 Someone here has seen you play. 372 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,600 Colby. 373 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:16,833 Colby is like, awesome. 374 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:19,600 You know, Colby you should take them to come see us perform. 375 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,700 Hey, Tyler, do you have a girlfriend? 376 00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,400 Uh, do I know you? 377 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:27,700 Oh, I mean, I'm just wondering if you have like, a type, 378 00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,167 Like, maybe brunettes or... 379 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,700 - No, she doesn't... - Do I have a type? 380 00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:33,333 Oh a type, oh I'm sorry. 381 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,233 I don't even know how to answer that question. 382 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,767 Why do you have like, many? 383 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,333 She's in a very open relationship 384 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,267 With like, the population. 385 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,233 So she's not found the right one yet, huh? 386 00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:44,200 No, but she keeps trying. 387 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,200 * Raise your hand 388 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:50,267 * If you want to get laid tonight 389 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,533 * If you just want to play tonight 390 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:57,367 * If you've just turned gay tonight 391 00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:00,300 * Play your cards right girls 392 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:03,300 * The plans might get pretty 393 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:06,333 * Or things could get shitty 394 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:09,233 * If we don't watch the time 395 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,100 * Our gay plans are different 396 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:15,500 * but strangely our goals don't differ 397 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,233 * A night without drama 398 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,733 * A hot sweaty blur 399 00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:21,700 * By 2 a.m. I hope I'm naked with her 400 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:23,600 Oh, seriously I'm not listening. 401 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,267 * Lalalalalala 402 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,433 * By 2 a.m. I hope I'm naked with her 403 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,133 * Painted with her 404 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,567 * Sainted by her 405 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,667 * 2 a.m. I'm reacquainted with her. 406 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,500 * Covered in grass stains 407 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:38,167 * Wrapped up in clover 408 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,533 * By 2 a.m. 409 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,200 * Not 1 a.m. 410 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,433 * Because I've got things to do 411 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:49,033 * By 2 a.m. I hope I'm naked with her 412 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:56,533 * Drop your plans and let's chase the glamour 413 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,633 * A night to get hammered 414 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:02,167 * And avoid slammer 415 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,533 * Unless that's your thing 416 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,733 * We shut off the phones and shoot from the hip 417 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,500 * A dark sticky rock show 418 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,133 * A club off the strip 419 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,567 * This night's looking up 420 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,267 * Let's see where it goes 421 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,600 * Let's hope hookin' up then loosen some clothes 422 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:20,067 * I hope I'm naked with her 423 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,567 * New born inspired 424 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,200 * Zero attire 425 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:26,300 * By 2 a.m. hot on a wardrobe that's style 426 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,600 * Clothes just fall off 427 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,500 * Like more Morisa Tomei style 428 00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:31,133 * By 2 a.m 429 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,667 * Not 1 a.m 430 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,767 * Because we've got things to do 431 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:40,467 * By 2 a.m. I hope I'm naked with her 432 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,500 Hey. 433 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:42,700 Hey. 434 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,533 Hey. 435 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:46,267 Hey. 436 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,733 Hey. 437 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,533 Oh, my God. 438 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,433 * By 2 a.m. they better has a plan 439 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:09,667 * To get the mother-fucking money up in my hands 440 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,600 * Because if they don't 441 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,767 * They gonna have to talk to my nine 442 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,467 * It's almost midnight, bitch 443 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,600 * I'm about to book a fucking tee time 444 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,333 * Sick of messin' around with this rookie dykes 445 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:22,533 * Trying to play a fuckin' bitch like it's amateur night 446 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,267 * This ain't no joke, girl 447 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,600 * You'z about to get killed 448 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:29,167 * I'm about to go Tigers Woods on your mother fucking grill 449 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,333 * By 2 a.m. you better have every dime 450 00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:35,433 * Or I'm coming for you and that ass is mine 451 00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:38,533 * So all you got to do now is just stick to your word 452 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:42,167 * You'll be six feet deep laying dead in the dirt 453 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,200 * Make no mistake because it mother-fucking shit hurts 454 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:48,300 * When Dr. Monique do some dental work 455 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,500 * When the clock strikes twelve you better fill my purse 456 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:55,667 * Or by 2 a.m. bitch you'll be dead in the dirt 457 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:59,200 * Yeah, dead in the dirt, baby 458 00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,767 So that was Colby's Uncle Steve, 459 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,300 He wants us to meet him at this club Coco Bongo 460 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,733 Which is downtown. 461 00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,700 Oh, did you think, uh, Angelina will be there? 462 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,367 Maybe. 463 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,167 My God. 464 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,300 Hey, Colby why don't you tell Misty and Sid about 465 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,500 How Angelina hit on you about one time. 466 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:25,567 What? 467 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,567 Yeah, remember last summer, Colb? 468 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,767 So okay. 469 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,400 So Colby was on this yacht in the Bahamas with her uncle 470 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,400 And Brad and Angelina. 471 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,400 And Maddox. 472 00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:36,633 - Right. That's right. - Yeah. 473 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,433 - Maddox. - Yeah. 474 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,067 So everybody went on the shore 475 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,367 Except for Colby and Angelina. 476 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,667 - Really? - No. 477 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,833 So when they were alone 478 00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:48,133 Angelina asked Colby to put suntan lotion on her back. 479 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,433 - No shit. - Shut up. 480 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:52,267 And Colby whips out the suntan lotion 481 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:56,333 And she starts rubbing it all over Angelina. 482 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,467 What? 483 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,600 And then Angelina totally does this reach around thing 484 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,733 And tries to get it on Colby. 485 00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:05,100 - Shut up. - No shit. 486 00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,733 It's fine Colby, tell them. 487 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:08,233 Yes, Colby, what the fuck? 488 00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:10,333 Yeah, tell them, Colby. Come on. 489 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:11,200 Well. 490 00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:16,300 Yeah. I mean, it's just not big deal. 491 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,567 She's just being modest. 492 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,200 Oh Colby, don't be shy, honey. 493 00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:22,467 No, it's just we have all night. 494 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,300 Did that really happen? 495 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:24,800 Kind of. 496 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,167 Clarify "kind of?" 497 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,767 Did you guys hook up? 498 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,100 No, I mean... she's married so... 499 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,333 Wait... 500 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:34,800 You didn't hook up with Angelina Jolie because she's married? 501 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,300 Wait, well guys, Brad came back. 502 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:42,633 Yeah, Brad came back so it was kind of awkward and then... 503 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,033 Was he pissed? 504 00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:45,333 No, no, no. I mean, it was cool. 505 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,800 He was really nice. 506 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,700 Very nice, Brad Pitt. 507 00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:51,400 - That is so cool. - Wow. 508 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:52,667 Good guy. 509 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,500 If I almost fuck Angelina Jolie, I would make a t-shirt that says 510 00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,133 "I almost fucked Angelina Jolie." 511 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,100 I mean, are you kidding me? 512 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:58,033 You should totally do that anyway because 513 00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:00,033 Nobody would know the difference, right? 514 00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:02,367 I'm just watched G.I. too. 515 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,300 Why did you do that? 516 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:15,867 What? 517 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,033 Made up that stupid lie 518 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:21,133 About Angelina Jolie making a pass on me. 519 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,800 Ah Colb, here's a hot tip for you. 520 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:29,133 It's important to learn how to lie to women. 521 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,400 Come on. 522 00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:33,233 Seriously, you think I'm joking, but I'm not. 523 00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:37,667 You see, women want a fantasy; they're all about the possible. 524 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,400 An angle will get you in the door but a good set of lies, 525 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,467 That will close the deal. 526 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,367 That's terrible. 527 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,767 Look at her. 528 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,100 Do you want to be with her? 529 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:53,167 Yes. 530 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,100 Then tonight is your night. 531 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:58,700 Tonight is the only night. 532 00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:02,767 There's no tomorrow, there's just tonight. 533 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,767 So what are you going to do. 534 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,367 ** 535 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,267 Listen to me, you have 45 minutes to make your move 536 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,333 Then we're out of here. 537 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,333 What the hell kind of move am I suppose to make? 538 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:18,633 Well, if you're actually gay you'd know. 539 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,467 Thanks. 540 00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,167 Be strong. 541 00:22:29,267 --> 00:22:31,067 Look how the hair just hangs in her face. 542 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,633 Oh, my God, well smile... go talk to her. 543 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,200 We were just in the whole car with her. 544 00:22:35,233 --> 00:22:37,100 - No. No. She has no... - Hey. 545 00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:39,100 - Hey. - Hey, what's up with her? 546 00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:39,833 Who? 547 00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:41,533 Tyler. Misty and her hot thing. 548 00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:42,767 - What Tyler? - No, no, no. 549 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,367 We didn't have a thing, she doesn't remember me. 550 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,667 Okay, they had an almost thing. 551 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,700 Oh... my gosh, no, I used to go to see her play 552 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,433 When she was in her old band. 553 00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,300 You mean, Jaded Lipstick? 554 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,533 Yes. 555 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:55,167 - My mother is a bitch. - Bitch. 556 00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:57,200 - My mother is a bitch. - Bitch. 557 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,433 I'm going to cut her breast off. 558 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:02,233 I know that my mother is a bitch. 559 00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:06,400 And I finally talk to her and I gave her my number 560 00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,433 And then she didn't call. 561 00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:12,200 I shouldn't have put my number on her arm, 562 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:15,333 She could have washed it off or wiped it off or something. 563 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:18,467 Misty has been obsessed with her ever since. 564 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,133 She doesn't remember me. 565 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,100 Remember she came over here, tried to talk to us 566 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:23,733 And then had zero recollection 567 00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:25,800 That we used to go see her band play all the time. 568 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:28,533 Oh, there's guys, I'm going to have them buy us drinks. 569 00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:34,633 Has it ever happened to you? 570 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:37,633 You get a huge crush on someone who didn't even know. 571 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,567 Yeah. 572 00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:45,367 * Even though I know it's never going to happen 573 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,367 * Fooling myself brings me so much satisfaction 574 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,233 * Don't say a word but she's my fantasy crush 575 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:56,500 * Oh that's funny, I didn't know you dig sluts 576 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:57,567 Oh. 577 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,333 * Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy 578 00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:05,400 * Of what could possibly be, but it won't be 579 00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:11,400 * And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway 580 00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:15,133 * Do you know what I'm saying 581 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:17,267 Yeah. I think I might feel on that. 582 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,033 Hmm. 583 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:25,300 * And in the Saturday dream she takes me to the beach 584 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:29,400 * Then after hot fuckin' sex she says she'll never leave 585 00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:30,333 * Oh that's so sweet 586 00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:33,067 * But see there's only one problem 587 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:37,500 * She's so dirty she may be allergic to water 588 00:24:37,533 --> 00:24:41,300 * Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy 589 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:45,467 * How could possibly be, but it won't be 590 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:51,467 * And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway 591 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,567 * Do you know what I'm saying 592 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,067 * Well, there's this girl that I really like 593 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,400 Well? 594 00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:01,533 * Well, I don't know her really, like 595 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:04,767 * And we get drawn together one night 596 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,733 * A goose chase night 597 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:09,433 * This really super crazy night 598 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,767 * But she's got this other chick that she likes 599 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,033 * Until she realizes that the perfect girl 600 00:25:16,067 --> 00:25:18,167 * Is sitting right here 601 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,667 * Don't shit on my dreams it's just my fantasy 602 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:25,733 * Of what could possibly be but it won't be. 603 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:32,133 * And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway 604 00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:34,067 * Do you know what I'm saying. 605 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,100 * But anyway we're at this party and it's wild 606 00:25:37,133 --> 00:25:42,100 * It's like fiction and I lose my inhibition and I kiss her 607 00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:45,233 * And one thing leads right into the next 608 00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:50,300 * We end up on a trampoline and I have first time sex 609 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,300 * It's just my fantasy 610 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:54,167 Whoa, hold the phone, you're a chick virgin? 611 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,367 No, I'm not. 612 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,400 I mean I... did I say that I was it was like, no. 613 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,500 Just... in my fantasy song, you know it's my first time, 614 00:26:02,533 --> 00:26:05,133 But she's... I've done it like a million, 615 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:06,300 Trillion times. I can't even count. 616 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,500 Right. Right. 617 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,067 Continue. 618 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:14,433 * So we're out this rock show A really loud rock show 619 00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:17,767 * She looks at me it's like we both know 620 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,533 * That we need to seek backstage 621 00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:22,800 * And find a back room 622 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:25,700 * Back stage, sex rampage 623 00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:29,633 * Don't shit on my dream It's just my fantasy 624 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:33,633 * Of what could possibly be but it won't be 625 00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:38,100 * And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway 626 00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:41,633 * On a beach, in a car I fuckin' said you will never leave 627 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:45,500 * Don't shit on my dream It's just my fantasy 628 00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:49,633 * Of what could possibly be but it won't be 629 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:54,033 * And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway 630 00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:57,633 * Backstage, at a show, my first time sex, trampoline 631 00:26:57,667 --> 00:27:01,467 * Don't shit on my dream It's just my fantasy 632 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,600 * Of what could possibly be but it won't be 633 00:27:05,633 --> 00:27:11,367 * And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway 634 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,233 * I think you know what I'm saying 635 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,800 You're such a romantic. 636 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:23,733 Too bad the shit doesn't happen 637 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,200 In real life though, right? 638 00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:27,800 Come on, let's go find Sid. 639 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:34,433 Listen, I don't know why you're bothering with Colby. 640 00:27:34,467 --> 00:27:37,233 This whole thing is like an exercise in futility. 641 00:27:37,267 --> 00:27:40,233 Valentine, this guy, he's a con artist. 642 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,533 Exactly. 643 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,467 I need you to do me a favor for like, five minutes. 644 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,200 I don't know, what's there for me? 645 00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,533 Don't get any bright idea's, hot shot. 646 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:54,733 You still owe us for the fucking Lambert. 647 00:28:08,267 --> 00:28:09,300 Is that Zan? 648 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:10,033 Yeah. I'll be right back. 649 00:28:10,067 --> 00:28:11,667 - Daisy, don't go. - Be back. 650 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,433 Daisy. 651 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,400 Misty, I have to tell you something. 652 00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:20,433 Oh, guys, they're so easy. 653 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:21,433 Where have you been? 654 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,400 I got us drinks. Back off. 655 00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:30,300 Hey, sweet cheeks. How are you doing? 656 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:34,033 Sid, Misty, this is Colby's uncle Steve. 657 00:28:34,067 --> 00:28:35,133 It's a pleasure to meet you. 658 00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:40,667 It's always nice to meet Colby's attractive friends. 659 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:43,300 Hey, Colby, I haven't seen you since Clooney's poker game. 660 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:44,233 What? 661 00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:46,400 You played poker with Clooney? 662 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,500 Yeah. He's an old friend. 663 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:49,733 So what do you guys doing out here, 664 00:28:49,767 --> 00:28:51,500 The party is on the dance floor. 665 00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:52,767 Come on. 666 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,467 - Bono is stopping by later... - Wait, Bono! 667 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,100 Yeah, Bono. 668 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,467 Who the hell is that perv? 669 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,600 Oh, it's a guy, I know. 670 00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:01,100 Hey, I need you to do me a favor. 671 00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:03,167 I need you to have sex with me. 672 00:29:05,533 --> 00:29:06,200 What? 673 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:07,800 If I want to get together Misty 674 00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,800 I have to get together with you first. 675 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,000 I don't follow you. 676 00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:13,600 Well, this was your whole idea in the first place, Tyler. 677 00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:16,767 I mean, I'm trying to like, work a freakin' angle here. 678 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,700 So, I was thinking if I hook up with you first, 679 00:29:19,733 --> 00:29:21,600 Then Misty won't think that I'm a square anymore 680 00:29:21,633 --> 00:29:23,633 And she'll feel all like, jilted and insecure 681 00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:25,633 Because you didn't hook up with her 682 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:29,200 And then you hook up with me on the rebound. 683 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:31,767 It could work. 684 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,067 I'm telling you. 685 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,633 Colby, 686 00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:40,433 As much as this pains me to tell you, 687 00:29:40,467 --> 00:29:42,733 I cannot have sex you. 688 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:44,333 You see, your sister will kill me. 689 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,167 Oh, who cares about her? 690 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,067 I do. 691 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:50,033 Who cares? Okay, tonight is the night. 692 00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:52,167 You said so yourself. 693 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,700 What about fake sex? 694 00:29:57,733 --> 00:29:59,600 How are we supposed to have fake sex? 695 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,433 I don't know, but I'll figure it out, okay. 696 00:30:15,533 --> 00:30:21,433 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 697 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:31,700 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 698 00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:42,200 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 699 00:30:47,767 --> 00:30:49,333 Hey, Zan. 700 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,100 Can I talk to you? 701 00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:54,200 Oh, look it's Alotta Lame. 702 00:30:54,233 --> 00:30:56,200 My name is a Alotta Flame... Flame. 703 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:57,633 You guys are going to Band Slam tonight. 704 00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:59,333 - That should be interesting. - Yeah, whatever, Kelly. 705 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:02,167 Listen Zan, I gotta talk to you, so... 706 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,367 Daisy, now is not really a good time. 707 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,033 Well, when? 708 00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,733 I mean, when is a good time? 709 00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:14,333 Because you didn't even have the courtesy to break up with me. 710 00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:15,733 I had to find out that you're dating Skankoroma here 711 00:31:15,767 --> 00:31:16,667 Through your fucking tweet. 712 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,700 What on earth do you need to talk about? 713 00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:21,100 I mean, how many times you have to process this relationship. 714 00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:22,633 She dumped you. You're a loser. 715 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:25,167 She's not. End of story. 716 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,033 Yeah. Okay, Kelly, um, 717 00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:27,933 Why don't you butt out of this 718 00:31:27,967 --> 00:31:28,933 Because if you don't I swear to God... 719 00:31:28,967 --> 00:31:31,167 You're going to what, kill me with your music? 720 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,133 Too late. 721 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,633 Listen, you and your slutty hoe-bag friend 722 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,367 And your desperado band 723 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,367 Need to go crawling under a rock somewhere 724 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,067 And leave Zan alone. 725 00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:41,500 Guys come one. 726 00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:45,167 Hey! 727 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,400 [CROWD CHANTING] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 728 00:32:07,733 --> 00:32:10,033 Get out! Get out of here! 729 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,033 Oh my God, 730 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,267 Just that one time when I got her really good... 731 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,800 Oh, she backed up... 732 00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,233 - She got on top of me. - Totally. 733 00:32:21,267 --> 00:32:23,767 She's on top of me. And she's not light. 734 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,700 Let me tell you that hurt a little bit. 735 00:32:25,733 --> 00:32:28,500 But I think Zan, there's a moment we connected eyes, 736 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:30,800 She was like a little impressed by my moves. 737 00:32:33,067 --> 00:32:34,267 Monique? 738 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,667 What's up, ladies? 739 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,333 They let you out? 740 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,433 For good behavior. 741 00:32:39,467 --> 00:32:40,667 Congratulations. 742 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:42,300 Well, thank you. 743 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,567 They say I'm rehabilitated. 744 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,800 You see, Dr. Floss who teaches my anger management class. 745 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:52,500 He says that he's really proud of the progress that I made 746 00:32:52,533 --> 00:32:57,567 And getting to the source of my general fuckin' irritation with life. 747 00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:00,333 - Are they friends? - I don't think so. 748 00:33:00,367 --> 00:33:02,800 Dr. Floss, he says that I have an excellent chance 749 00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:04,567 Of returning to society 750 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,500 And making a meaningful contribution in my community. 751 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:11,267 Dr. Floss is going to be really fuckin' disappointed 752 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:16,700 When he finds out I beat you within an inch of your funckin' life. 753 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:24,200 You owe me $4565.79. 754 00:33:24,233 --> 00:33:25,667 Monique, I didn't steal your money. 755 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,367 It was fucking Louanne. 756 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,033 You're looking at me like I care. 757 00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:31,567 Hey, Monique, I'm begging your pardon. 758 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,367 Tyler will totally get your money, 759 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,567 I have like, every confidence, 760 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,167 But right now, we got to get to sound check 761 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,567 Because we're playing a rock show tonight 762 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,400 - and I like to be professional... - Easy. 763 00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:43,467 What, this little fuckin' rock show, 764 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,567 Band Slam? 765 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,800 Band Slam? Yeah, that's it. 766 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:47,333 - Daisy. - Yeah, this is it. 767 00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:48,200 Daisy. 768 00:33:48,233 --> 00:33:49,467 Y'all in a rock in roll band now, right 769 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,133 No, it's lame. No... it's nothing... 770 00:33:51,167 --> 00:33:52,500 - Oh, she's right... - That's cute. That's cute. 771 00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:54,400 Yeah. I think we have like, a really good chance. 772 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:57,600 And I bet you all bitches need these instruments right here 773 00:33:57,633 --> 00:34:00,433 To play a little fuckin' show tonight, right? 774 00:34:00,467 --> 00:34:03,400 Oh, yeah. No. No. 775 00:34:03,433 --> 00:34:04,633 I'll tell you what, 776 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,433 I'm going to hold onto your shit. 777 00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:08,733 You give me my fuckin' money, I can give you back your shit, 778 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:10,067 Sound good? 779 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,400 - You know that's my car. - Colby. 780 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:12,533 What? 781 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:16,067 - This piece of shit as you are. - Hey... 782 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,500 [ALL CLAMORING] 783 00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:19,700 Okay, my dad is a lawyer. 784 00:34:19,733 --> 00:34:21,400 What did you say, bitch? 785 00:34:21,433 --> 00:34:23,467 What bitch? 786 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,467 What? 787 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,133 I ain't fuckin' playing around, bitches. 788 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:29,667 - Monique. Monique. - Shut the fuck up. 789 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,233 You don't understand the gravity 790 00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:33,167 Of the mother-fucking' situation here. 791 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,800 You need to give me my mother-fucking' money. 792 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:38,367 Your shit is my shit. 793 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,233 Midnight, bitches. 794 00:34:40,267 --> 00:34:41,767 You stay... 795 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,200 Hey Monique, could I just grab one thing at the back 796 00:34:46,233 --> 00:34:47,367 Just before you go? 797 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,600 Monique. Monique. 798 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:49,767 Oh my God. 799 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,400 Monique. Monique. 800 00:34:51,433 --> 00:34:53,267 Don't do this... 801 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,167 Daisy, she stole my car. 802 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,600 I know Colby, I know. 803 00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:01,067 I know. 804 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,767 Oh... 805 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,067 Hey guys. 806 00:35:06,967 --> 00:35:09,233 I see Monique repossessed your car. 807 00:35:09,267 --> 00:35:11,067 Fuck off, Kelly. 808 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:13,033 She's performing a public service. 809 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:15,567 Yeah. And nobody has to hear your shitty band. 810 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,700 You fuckin' suck anyway. 811 00:35:19,733 --> 00:35:22,133 What are you doing? 812 00:35:22,167 --> 00:35:24,133 Oh my God! 813 00:35:27,067 --> 00:35:28,633 What are you doing?! 814 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,100 Tyler, what are you doing?! 815 00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:39,600 Go. Come on. 816 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,400 You guys are insane. This is amazing. 817 00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:05,067 This is the best night of my life. 818 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,667 Oh, my God. 819 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,100 I know it's going to get better. Look in the glove compartment. 820 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:10,467 Why? 821 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:12,600 Why, what is it? What? What? 822 00:36:12,633 --> 00:36:14,433 Hidden compartment on the right? 823 00:36:15,533 --> 00:36:16,767 What is it? 824 00:36:17,367 --> 00:36:18,767 How do you know this? 825 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,067 What? What is it? 826 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,300 If I'm correct... 827 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,433 What the hell? 828 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:26,300 - No fucking way. - What the fuck. 829 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,133 Are you joking me right now? 830 00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:29,533 How did you know it was going to be there? 831 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:31,533 Oh, my fucking hell, that's a lot of dope. 832 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,333 - What kind of people are these? - Don't get close... 833 00:36:34,367 --> 00:36:36,567 Oh my God. Lets just take a look. 834 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,800 I didn't know my ex was going out with Courtney Love, 835 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,500 Dear God. 836 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,567 Oh... 837 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,633 Who is it? 838 00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:46,067 It's fucking Zan. 839 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,367 No, don't pick it up. Don't pick it up. 840 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,667 I want to talk to her. 841 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:52,100 Tell her I drive things with the drugs. 842 00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:55,633 Alright, shut up. Shh, shh. 843 00:36:58,167 --> 00:37:00,267 Good day, Zan. 844 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,700 Daisy, I don't know what the fuck is going on 845 00:37:01,733 --> 00:37:03,600 But you have to bring Kelly's car back. 846 00:37:03,633 --> 00:37:04,867 Oh, no, no, no, we will totally bring it back. 847 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:07,733 We just, you know, we need to borrow it for a little while. 848 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,000 Do you think this is a joke? 849 00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:12,100 Make Tyler bring the car back or Kelly is going to call the cops. 850 00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:13,567 The only reason she hasn't called the cops yet 851 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,567 Is because I stopped her. 852 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,767 Oh, really? 853 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,967 Because I wonder what the police will think about the full 854 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,067 Fuckin' pharmacy Kelly has gotten in her glove compartment. 855 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,733 You had drugs in the glove compartment? 856 00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:28,667 Really? 857 00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:33,400 Listen, you loser. 858 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:35,033 I want you to bring my car back 859 00:37:35,067 --> 00:37:37,267 With everything in it. 860 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,033 Hey, guys, guys, what do you think there's like, 861 00:37:39,067 --> 00:37:40,600 $10,000 worth of drugs? 862 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,067 - Yeah. - Or like $15,000. I don't know. 863 00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:45,800 That's a lot of jail time, yeah, I don't know. 864 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,267 We got a lot of money tonight. 865 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,400 Yeah, I want to talk to Zan. 866 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,667 You just talked to her. 867 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:53,067 No, no, I want to talk to her without you present in person 868 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,633 And then we'll give you your shitty little car back, okay? 869 00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:57,600 She wants me to meet her. 870 00:37:57,633 --> 00:38:00,200 I don't know if you're worth all this fucking trouble. 871 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,767 Oh, she snapped. 872 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,367 Where are you? 873 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,233 I'll tell you what, I will text you when we land. 874 00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:12,567 For the record, this is why. 875 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,133 Okay. This is why what? 876 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,300 Why I broke up with you. 877 00:38:18,133 --> 00:38:20,133 Oh my God, this is funny guys... 878 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,567 Dude, what did she say? 879 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,767 You know, she said, sorry, it's wrong to leave you, 880 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,100 I love you. I always will. 881 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,333 What did she really say? 882 00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:32,500 Where the fuck are we going? 883 00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:35,567 Well, we have to unload these drugs; 884 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,133 We can get our $5000, 885 00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:38,633 Pay Monique and then get our shit back. 886 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,200 How are we going to unload 887 00:38:40,233 --> 00:38:42,433 $5000 worth of drugs in three hours? 888 00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:44,300 We got to be on stage at 1 a.m. 889 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,500 I don't know. 890 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,700 Hey, maybe Lana will want to buy them. 891 00:38:48,733 --> 00:38:51,100 Bitch, do you have a death wish? 892 00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:52,567 No, we have to find some like rich, 893 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,633 Obnoxious, drunk kids who are looking for a good time 894 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,300 And sell them the drugs. 895 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,233 Hey, my eyes are peeled. 896 00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:12,267 No. 897 00:39:14,233 --> 00:39:15,700 Oh yeah. 898 00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:16,667 No. 899 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:17,667 - Yeah. - No. 900 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:18,800 - Oh yes. - Hell, no. 901 00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,400 - No. No... - Oh, fuck yeah. 902 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,433 It's happening Colby, done. 903 00:39:30,467 --> 00:39:31,767 Done. You can't do shit. 904 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,067 [CHANTING] Colby. 905 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,700 Colby. Colby. Colby... 906 00:39:40,267 --> 00:39:42,200 Yes, Colby. 907 00:39:46,233 --> 00:39:47,467 It's your graduation night. 908 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,167 It's easy, We're going to send your friends off with a bang. 909 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,067 Yeah and I have six demerits. 910 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,067 - I'm going to be like... - You are such a... 911 00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:52,733 My sister is such bad girl. 912 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,600 When did you get so bad, Colby? 913 00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,167 These girls are really... 914 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,233 And I haven't even told them about... 915 00:39:59,633 --> 00:40:01,100 Me... 916 00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:06,767 Well, look what the cat dragged in. 917 00:40:08,433 --> 00:40:11,300 Halloween is in October, ladies. 918 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,033 Hi, Lauren. 919 00:40:25,067 --> 00:40:27,033 Um, I just came to grab my jacket. 920 00:40:27,067 --> 00:40:29,567 Colby, we made a pact 921 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,133 To spend our last night together as sorority sisters 922 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:34,700 Here in this house 923 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:39,200 Reflecting on four great years here at LAU. 924 00:40:39,233 --> 00:40:42,667 We could be out partying or hanging with our boyfriends, 925 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:47,633 But instead we made a solemn pledge to be here together. 926 00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:49,800 Everybody here is here but you. 927 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,567 You for some reason 928 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,567 Seemed to think you have something better to do 929 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,133 Than to participate in the Sigma Omega Kappa 930 00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:57,533 Farewell ceremony. 931 00:40:57,567 --> 00:41:00,033 What could possibly be more important 932 00:41:00,067 --> 00:41:02,333 Than spending tonight with your sigma sisters? 933 00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:03,267 Sex with Misty. 934 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,167 Ow, my tit... 935 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,100 Lauren... 936 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:07,267 Was I finished talking? I don't think so. 937 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,667 My followup question is this. 938 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:16,100 What do you think you can do to make up for this selfish 939 00:41:16,133 --> 00:41:18,500 And insulting behavior on your part? 940 00:41:18,533 --> 00:41:20,667 What are you bringing to the table, Colby. 941 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:24,600 Uh, party favors. 942 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,233 ** 943 00:41:45,567 --> 00:41:47,433 Everyone makes fun of me whenever I talk about it. 944 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:50,533 Did you have to wear like, a uniform in space camp? 945 00:41:50,567 --> 00:41:51,367 Yes. 946 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,467 - Do you still fit in it? - I do. 947 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,800 Do you know who's Story Musgrave was? 948 00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:57,500 He's an astronaut. 949 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:02,600 I bought every button from every launch he had ever done. 950 00:42:02,633 --> 00:42:07,167 I used to dream of being like, a counselor there. 951 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,400 That was my goal at 15. 952 00:42:09,433 --> 00:42:11,067 - I didn't get that. - Oh. 953 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,400 So I choose acting. 954 00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:14,567 And here you are in LA? 955 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,667 Yes. 956 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,567 - I hate LA. - Why? 957 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,433 It's not just what I expected. Everybody is so fake. 958 00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,200 I don't know. I miss New York. 959 00:42:23,233 --> 00:42:25,133 You should really give LA a chance. 960 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,333 You see LA, it's like a treasure chest, 961 00:42:27,367 --> 00:42:30,333 There's all sorts of hidden gems all over the place 962 00:42:30,367 --> 00:42:32,533 You just have to know how to look for them. 963 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:34,233 You see other cities are really slutty, 964 00:42:34,267 --> 00:42:36,267 They just have everything out there to see. 965 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,733 There's no mystery. 966 00:42:37,767 --> 00:42:40,400 But LA, she makes it work. 967 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:41,300 I don't know. 968 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,600 No, listen. 969 00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:43,733 If you drive downtown, 970 00:42:43,767 --> 00:42:46,567 There's this crappy electronic store in Sixth Street, 971 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,467 But if you go through the store and then in the storeroom 972 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,533 With a flashlight, you can look up in the rafters 973 00:42:52,567 --> 00:42:54,600 And see the remnants of the first vaudeville 974 00:42:54,633 --> 00:42:56,633 Built in LA. 975 00:42:57,467 --> 00:42:58,767 That's so cool. 976 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,500 Yeah. 977 00:43:00,533 --> 00:43:02,467 And then if you drive in the Santa Monica Mountains, 978 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:06,033 The second week of April, there are acres and acres 979 00:43:06,067 --> 00:43:08,400 Of blooming wild flowers everywhere. 980 00:43:08,433 --> 00:43:09,733 You guys don't have seasons. 981 00:43:09,767 --> 00:43:11,133 That's not true. 982 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:13,600 Just not the ones that you're used to. 983 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,333 But if you've lived here long enough, 984 00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:18,300 You can detect the subtle changes and the quality of the light 985 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:21,100 And feel of the air. 986 00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:27,567 I don't know you can't just look at the surface. 987 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,467 You got to look beneath. 988 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:33,733 Well, maybe I had the wrong person showing me around. 989 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:45,367 So, do we have a winner yet? 990 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,167 A winner of what? 991 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,233 Come on, who's going to hook up with Tyler first? 992 00:43:49,267 --> 00:43:51,367 Hey Colby, Lauren needs you. 993 00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,567 I'll be right back. 994 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,433 Ah-hmm. 995 00:43:58,767 --> 00:43:59,600 What? 996 00:43:59,633 --> 00:44:01,333 What is up with you? 997 00:44:01,367 --> 00:44:02,633 She's cute. 998 00:44:02,667 --> 00:44:06,333 Oh, come on, Misty. 999 00:44:06,367 --> 00:44:09,667 The hottest fucking girl on the entire West Coast 1000 00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,733 Is ready to your bed bitch. 1001 00:44:11,767 --> 00:44:14,667 So get your fucking head in the game. 1002 00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:15,533 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1003 00:44:15,567 --> 00:44:17,700 - Yeah. - Yeah. That's right, yeah. 1004 00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:22,600 Thank you. 1005 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,433 Okay. 1006 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:34,300 So you wanted to talk, let's talk. 1007 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:42,067 So, I saw Fat Sal the other day. 1008 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,267 Yeah? 1009 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,567 Yeah. 1010 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,567 He was asking about you. 1011 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,333 Are you happy? 1012 00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:55,333 Yeah. 1013 00:44:56,433 --> 00:44:58,333 Does she make you laugh? 1014 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,300 Daisy, what do you want? 1015 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,100 I want you to be honest with me. 1016 00:45:04,133 --> 00:45:05,333 No, you don't. 1017 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:09,067 People say it all the time, but nobody actually wants that. 1018 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,600 No, I do. 1019 00:45:10,633 --> 00:45:13,167 Zan, I love you. 1020 00:45:14,733 --> 00:45:17,500 I mean, do you feel anything for me like at all 1021 00:45:17,533 --> 00:45:18,667 Or the last nine months 1022 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:21,467 - just some weird hallucination on my part? - No. 1023 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,800 No, of course, I loved you. 1024 00:45:24,833 --> 00:45:26,167 Of course. 1025 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,233 It's not just enough. 1026 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,433 How can that not be enough? 1027 00:45:29,467 --> 00:45:31,767 It's not enough because I can't spend the rest of my life 1028 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,267 Waiting for you and Tyler to get your shit together. 1029 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,467 Oh, I don't know, we're together. 1030 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,233 You know, we got like a couple of irons in the fire; 1031 00:45:40,267 --> 00:45:42,200 Things are... things are... 1032 00:45:42,233 --> 00:45:44,367 Daisy, I have to go. 1033 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,300 Give me the keys. 1034 00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,633 I wrote a song for you. 1035 00:45:53,233 --> 00:45:56,133 Um, I don't want your song. 1036 00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,600 What? 1037 00:45:57,633 --> 00:46:00,333 I don't want your song, Daisy 1038 00:46:00,367 --> 00:46:04,067 Because this is over and I don't want you. 1039 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:05,300 I don't want your song. 1040 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:08,467 I really actually don't want anything to do with your life. 1041 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:12,267 I just want Kelly's car back. 1042 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,367 What does she have that I don't? 1043 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:17,467 - Daisy, you have to let me go. - What does she have? 1044 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,600 She has talent. 1045 00:46:22,233 --> 00:46:25,267 She has talent, I'm sorry. 1046 00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:27,133 Give me the keys. 1047 00:46:30,233 --> 00:46:31,767 Thank you. 1048 00:46:48,267 --> 00:46:54,367 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 1049 00:46:58,633 --> 00:47:04,467 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 1050 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:14,633 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 1051 00:47:22,433 --> 00:47:30,367 * I find it hard to breath when, you're standing on my neck 1052 00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:39,267 * Put on an old song, let's just sing along 1053 00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:43,367 * Even just for a little while 1054 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:49,367 * Oh, tell me you need me, cause I'm grieving 1055 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,767 * Love you so much it makes me sick 1056 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,033 * One more hug 1057 00:47:56,067 --> 00:47:57,500 * Then pull the plug 1058 00:47:57,533 --> 00:48:00,167 * You know, I'd rather die right here 1059 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,300 * Than live one day without you 1060 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:09,500 * Tell me it's all right 1061 00:48:09,533 --> 00:48:14,567 * It'll be okay 1062 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:20,033 * Look into my eyes, tell me pretty lies 1063 00:48:20,067 --> 00:48:23,433 * I don't care, just stay 1064 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:48,133 Oh, sorry Colb, it looks like you are too late. 1065 00:48:48,167 --> 00:48:54,333 The problem with you is that you are just too sweet. 1066 00:48:54,367 --> 00:48:59,633 Oh, but you do know where nice girls end up right? 1067 00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:05,100 In a pint of ice cream and a vibrator. 1068 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:10,500 I'll see you out there. 1069 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:23,700 * This whole life ain't worth living 1070 00:49:23,733 --> 00:49:30,700 * When I'm giving every little piece of my heart 1071 00:49:30,733 --> 00:49:35,500 * is aching up and replacing 1072 00:49:35,533 --> 00:49:41,433 * I thought I had something, something to give 1073 00:49:41,467 --> 00:49:46,167 * For so long seeing my sights of you 1074 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,667 * Will I ever be right for you 1075 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:56,300 * Even though I stand rejected, have been discarded 1076 00:49:56,333 --> 00:50:01,800 * Sickened and lost amongst the broken hearted 1077 00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:07,367 * She tells me it's all right 1078 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:12,333 * It'll be okay 1079 00:50:12,367 --> 00:50:17,733 * Look into my eyes, tell me pretty lies 1080 00:50:17,767 --> 00:50:23,100 * I don't care, just stay 1081 00:50:23,133 --> 00:50:28,300 * Don't ask me why 1082 00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:33,267 * I just can't say 1083 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:38,500 * One day the little girl will gonna show the world 1084 00:50:38,533 --> 00:50:42,233 * Well gonna laugh one day 1085 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:52,633 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 1086 00:50:57,167 --> 00:51:03,367 * All these feelings arise, will we ever embrace 1087 00:51:07,533 --> 00:51:12,800 * Will you let me inside, does your heart have a place 1088 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:15,167 * A place, a place 1089 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,100 * Ah, ah, ah 1090 00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:23,800 * When you close your eyes, do you still see my face 1091 00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:31,033 * It's all right 1092 00:51:38,067 --> 00:51:39,700 Hmm. 1093 00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:43,033 Okay. 1094 00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:45,233 I have something to tell you. 1095 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:50,367 I'm pretty sure that I'm gay. 1096 00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:54,767 Duh. 1097 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,367 Duh? Seriously? 1098 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,333 Intramural softball. 1099 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:01,033 Oh, my god. 1100 00:52:03,567 --> 00:52:06,333 Do you know how to have fake sex? 1101 00:52:06,367 --> 00:52:09,367 Um, I don't understand the question. 1102 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:14,500 Like, if I was to simulate sex without actually having it, 1103 00:52:14,533 --> 00:52:16,300 What would I do? 1104 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,300 Moan a lot and swear. 1105 00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:19,733 Really? 1106 00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:23,400 Huh. 1107 00:52:23,433 --> 00:52:26,767 Ah. Ah. Ah. 1108 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,333 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1109 00:52:30,367 --> 00:52:31,300 Hmm. 1110 00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:33,767 Oh, God. Oh, fuck, fuck. 1111 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,700 Oh, fuck. Oh, God. 1112 00:52:35,733 --> 00:52:39,500 Fuck. Fuck. OK. OK. 1113 00:52:39,533 --> 00:52:42,367 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1114 00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:46,800 I could never say that. 1115 00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:51,100 Oh, and if you bust this one out it will drive them crazy. 1116 00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:53,300 Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. 1117 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:54,233 Oh, shit. 1118 00:52:54,267 --> 00:52:58,700 Oh... you make me so... you make me so wet... 1119 00:53:01,067 --> 00:53:03,167 I know. 1120 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,167 Wow. 1121 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,700 Okay, look, I need your help. 1122 00:53:06,733 --> 00:53:09,300 You know, I actually remember when I saw you guys first play. 1123 00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:10,567 - No shit. - Yeah. 1124 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,400 It was like last September. 1125 00:53:12,433 --> 00:53:13,333 Where was it? 1126 00:53:13,367 --> 00:53:16,500 Um, I don't know it was like some dark, 1127 00:53:16,533 --> 00:53:19,267 Burgundy room with tall ceilings. 1128 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:20,733 - Oh, was it the dark room? - Yes. 1129 00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:22,167 - Yeah. - Yes. 1130 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,367 That's a fuckin' awesome place. I love it. 1131 00:53:27,233 --> 00:53:28,567 Hey, can you, um... 1132 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,133 Can you tell he change in the seasons in LA? 1133 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,200 What? 1134 00:53:33,233 --> 00:53:35,200 I mean, like you've lived here your whole life, 1135 00:53:35,233 --> 00:53:38,800 Like, can you feel the change? 1136 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,567 There are no fuckin' seasons in LA. 1137 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,633 It's just hot and fuckin' hotter. 1138 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,500 Yeah, I know. 1139 00:53:46,533 --> 00:53:48,567 Hi. 1140 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,700 Do you mind if we Misty for a second? 1141 00:53:50,733 --> 00:53:51,700 Why? 1142 00:53:51,733 --> 00:53:53,133 You've been chosen. 1143 00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:55,067 It's actually a great honor. 1144 00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,467 Every year, one civilian is chosen to participate 1145 00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:00,733 In the annual crossing over ceremony. 1146 00:54:00,767 --> 00:54:03,400 I'm good. Thank you though. 1147 00:54:03,433 --> 00:54:05,467 It's not optional. 1148 00:54:09,433 --> 00:54:11,433 Come on, show time. 1149 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,267 Take off your clothes and get in the bed. 1150 00:54:19,133 --> 00:54:22,233 To cherish these friendships forever. 1151 00:54:22,267 --> 00:54:25,133 [ALL] To cherish these friendships forever. 1152 00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:27,667 To be bonded in everlasting sisterhood. 1153 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:31,267 [ALL] To be bonded in everlasting sisterhood. 1154 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:33,300 I mean, not like the lessy kind. 1155 00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:35,433 [ALL] I mean, not like the lessy kind. 1156 00:54:35,467 --> 00:54:39,200 I mean, that's fine for Colby, if that's where she's sent to, 1157 00:54:39,233 --> 00:54:42,267 No judgments, but most of us like dick. 1158 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:45,467 [ALL] I mean, that's fine for Colby, if that's where she sent to, 1159 00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:48,400 No judgments, but most of us like dick. 1160 00:54:48,433 --> 00:54:49,267 Okay, I'm sorry. 1161 00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:51,767 Ah, you guys are totally freaking me out. 1162 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,533 Congratulations, you are now officially a civilian sister 1163 00:54:58,567 --> 00:55:00,300 Of Sigma Omega Kappa. 1164 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,767 Thanks. 1165 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:04,633 Oh, um, do you know where my friends went? 1166 00:55:04,667 --> 00:55:06,800 - I think they went upstairs. - Thanks. 1167 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:19,767 Incoming. 1168 00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,600 Okay. Let's do it. 1169 00:55:22,567 --> 00:55:24,533 Hey, we're going to be late for Monique. 1170 00:55:24,567 --> 00:55:26,667 Do you understand it's like Monique... 1171 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:29,500 No. Hey. We're like five minutes away. 1172 00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:31,200 It will be fine. 1173 00:55:31,233 --> 00:55:33,667 I have to do this. 1174 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,667 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1175 00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:40,333 Oh, yes. 1176 00:55:40,367 --> 00:55:42,700 Oh, fuck, yes, Tyler. 1177 00:55:42,733 --> 00:55:44,067 Whoa! 1178 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,467 Tyler, you are making me so wet. 1179 00:56:08,233 --> 00:56:09,467 Oh, my God. 1180 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,033 Oh, Tyler. Tyler. 1181 00:56:13,067 --> 00:56:14,600 You fuck my sister. 1182 00:56:15,067 --> 00:56:16,467 No. No. Daisy. 1183 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:19,100 Daisy this is not what it looks like, I swear. 1184 00:56:19,133 --> 00:56:20,067 Daisy. 1185 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:22,533 - You are fucking dead to me. - No. Daisy. 1186 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,133 Daisy. 1187 00:56:25,167 --> 00:56:26,567 Oh, man. 1188 00:56:30,267 --> 00:56:32,167 Daisy. Stop it. Nothing happened. 1189 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,233 Oh, nothing happened? 1190 00:56:33,267 --> 00:56:35,367 I just saw you in bed fucking my little sister. 1191 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,267 - No, we were faking it. - Oh you were faking it? 1192 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:39,400 Colby had this cockamamie plan 1193 00:56:39,433 --> 00:56:41,633 If Misty walked in on us and thought we're having sex, 1194 00:56:41,667 --> 00:56:43,667 Then she would think Colby was cool 1195 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,133 And then they would go have sex. 1196 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,367 Okay. So, I'm expected to believe 1197 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,033 My little sister asked you to have some fake sex with her 1198 00:56:49,067 --> 00:56:51,600 - in order to get some other girl. - Yeah. 1199 00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:54,167 - Oh, I can't believe it. - I know. Daisy. 1200 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,733 She's just a kid. She's Gail's age. 1201 00:56:55,767 --> 00:56:58,267 She's not a kid anymore, Daisy. 1202 00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:01,300 What did you just say to me? 1203 00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:03,333 I mean, she's graduating from college tomorrow, 1204 00:57:03,367 --> 00:57:04,667 She's not a kid anymore. 1205 00:57:04,700 --> 00:57:06,233 I knew it. Man, I fucking knew it. 1206 00:57:06,267 --> 00:57:07,633 You've been crushing on Colby for years. 1207 00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:09,433 Just waiting to get your whore little hands all over her. 1208 00:57:09,467 --> 00:57:10,567 Well, let me tell you something, Tyler, 1209 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:11,700 It's never going to happen, okay, 1210 00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:13,467 Colby is way too good for you. 1211 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,767 So you better forget you knew either one of us. 1212 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,500 And you're out of the fucking band! 1213 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:44,533 * Don't shit on my dream It's just my fantasy 1214 00:57:44,567 --> 00:57:49,100 * Of what could possibly be but it might be 1215 00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:54,167 * And the greatest thing is it's going to happen anyway 1216 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,767 * Do you know what I'm saying 1217 00:58:01,267 --> 00:58:02,333 Hey. 1218 00:58:02,367 --> 00:58:04,233 Hey, Misty. 1219 00:58:08,133 --> 00:58:09,533 Get off me. 1220 00:58:09,567 --> 00:58:11,100 I'm sorry. I'm just... 1221 00:58:11,133 --> 00:58:13,133 It's not going to happen, okay. 1222 00:58:15,633 --> 00:58:17,567 Okay. 1223 00:58:36,567 --> 00:58:39,100 Misty, are you okay? 1224 00:58:42,267 --> 00:58:43,233 What happened? 1225 00:58:43,267 --> 00:58:47,567 Nothing. I just made a huge fool out of myself. 1226 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,267 I know how you feel. 1227 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,633 I just thought we would have had something. 1228 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:57,800 I'm so stupid. 1229 00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,533 I always do this and I don't know why 1230 00:58:59,567 --> 00:59:01,667 I just threw myself at Tyler. 1231 00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:04,233 Then she acted like I was a leper. 1232 00:59:04,267 --> 00:59:06,067 Am I that disgusting? 1233 00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:07,267 No. 1234 00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:10,100 You're beautiful. 1235 00:59:10,133 --> 00:59:12,700 - I can't stay. - Misty. 1236 00:59:12,733 --> 00:59:15,767 I have known Tyler my entire life. 1237 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,733 She's like the best friend my sister could ever have 1238 00:59:17,767 --> 00:59:20,233 And she may be hot, but 1239 00:59:20,267 --> 00:59:22,733 All Tyler cares about is smoking pot 1240 00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:25,500 And looking cool playing her bass. 1241 00:59:25,533 --> 00:59:27,400 I just feel like you've been making up all this stuff 1242 00:59:27,433 --> 00:59:31,100 About her, but none of it is real. 1243 00:59:32,767 --> 00:59:35,367 But I like my fantasies. 1244 00:59:37,567 --> 00:59:41,367 With fantasies you don't have with the real person 1245 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,567 And that's scarier. 1246 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,333 A lot scarier. 1247 00:59:45,367 --> 00:59:47,200 It's like, you have a connection with somebody 1248 00:59:47,233 --> 00:59:49,433 Then you have to let them in. 1249 00:59:49,467 --> 00:59:52,333 And what if they don't like what they find? 1250 00:59:52,367 --> 00:59:54,400 What if they do? 1251 00:59:58,433 --> 01:00:00,233 Stupid, fucking bitch, 1252 01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:02,067 What the hell is she thinking. 1253 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,367 Ding-dong, bitch. 1254 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,067 Ah! 1255 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,233 - No. No. No. - Where's Tyler? 1256 01:00:11,267 --> 01:00:12,567 Where's Tyler? 1257 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,700 What's you running for? What's you running for? 1258 01:00:14,733 --> 01:00:16,367 Ah! 1259 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,567 Get the fuck out of here. 1260 01:00:23,433 --> 01:00:25,333 What is fucking wrong with you all? 1261 01:00:26,733 --> 01:00:29,567 Y'all going to fuck around and make me break a sweat. 1262 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:41,800 Ray Charles could see y'all mother-fuckers 1263 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:43,367 Hiding under the... 1264 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,200 Ah! 1265 01:00:49,067 --> 01:00:50,533 What's wrong with y'all? 1266 01:00:50,567 --> 01:00:52,667 Where is your girlfriend at, blondie? 1267 01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:54,233 Tell her I'm looking for her. 1268 01:00:54,267 --> 01:00:55,433 Now that you're fucking with me, 1269 01:00:55,467 --> 01:00:58,633 I'm going to start taxing everyone of this Sigma bitches. 1270 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,100 Ah! 1271 01:01:02,133 --> 01:01:04,233 Where the fuck do you think you're going, huh? 1272 01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:06,400 Keep fucking with me... 1273 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,600 Ah! 1274 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,067 - Where the fuck do you... - Freeze! 1275 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,767 Oh, please, toy cop. 1276 01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:43,500 Officer Jackie. Officer Margie. 1277 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:44,633 Campus police. 1278 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:47,067 Yeah, campus police. 1279 01:01:50,233 --> 01:01:52,433 Kids today, no respect for the law. 1280 01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:54,467 No, ma'am. No respect. 1281 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:55,667 Yeah. 1282 01:01:55,700 --> 01:02:00,767 I've been after you little sorority misses for a while now, 1283 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,400 Waiting for you to slip up and pounce. 1284 01:02:06,533 --> 01:02:10,767 It would appear that Monique Shaniqua Jones 1285 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,533 Is in violation of the terms of her parole. 1286 01:02:13,567 --> 01:02:16,367 Proper authorities have been notified. 1287 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,233 Fuck you, bitch. 1288 01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:23,733 And as for you ladies, 1289 01:02:23,767 --> 01:02:26,300 Your parents have been contacted. 1290 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,733 You called my mom? 1291 01:02:27,767 --> 01:02:29,767 Happy graduation, ladies. 1292 01:02:33,467 --> 01:02:35,700 Great. Wow. 1293 01:02:35,733 --> 01:02:38,167 This is just fucking great. 1294 01:02:38,633 --> 01:02:39,633 Great. 1295 01:02:39,667 --> 01:02:42,300 Well, this is fucking great. 1296 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,033 Yeah. 1297 01:02:43,067 --> 01:02:45,333 - Daisy. - Don't you talk to me. 1298 01:02:45,367 --> 01:02:47,433 It was a mistake, okay. 1299 01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:49,233 I can't deal with you not talking to me. 1300 01:02:49,267 --> 01:02:50,667 Oh, well maybe you should have thought about that 1301 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,533 Before you screwed my little sister, do you think. 1302 01:02:52,567 --> 01:02:53,167 Hmm. 1303 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,100 Yeah, maybe perhaps, okay. 1304 01:02:56,133 --> 01:02:58,167 - You guys hooked up? - No. 1305 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,500 That's an understatement. 1306 01:02:59,533 --> 01:03:02,433 Oh, Tyler, Tyler. Fuck me, Tyler. 1307 01:03:02,467 --> 01:03:03,767 Dah. 1308 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,767 Why didn't you telling me? 1309 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,500 This whole ridiculous evening has been one big fat lie. 1310 01:03:09,533 --> 01:03:10,467 Yeah. 1311 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,233 That's been Colby's strategy the whole time. 1312 01:03:12,267 --> 01:03:15,667 For instance, our uncle, not Angelina Jolie's agent. 1313 01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:17,033 We don't even have an uncle. 1314 01:03:17,067 --> 01:03:18,267 So who was that guy? 1315 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:20,500 His name is Valentine. He's a con artist. 1316 01:03:20,533 --> 01:03:22,667 Oh, man. 1317 01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:25,667 You mean I hooked up with him for nothing? 1318 01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:30,733 What? He said he was going to introduce me to Beyoncé. 1319 01:03:32,467 --> 01:03:37,333 The craziest lie of all is that Colby is not even gay. 1320 01:03:37,367 --> 01:03:39,167 I don't know what kind of bullshit pulls or game she's playing, 1321 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,700 But I'll tell you what, it's getting real tired. 1322 01:03:46,133 --> 01:03:47,733 You've been lying to me this whole time. 1323 01:03:47,767 --> 01:03:50,200 No, it wasn't like that. 1324 01:03:50,233 --> 01:03:55,033 I mean, it was kind of like that, but you wouldn't talk to me. 1325 01:03:55,067 --> 01:03:58,133 Tyler said that I needed an angle so I tried to fix things 1326 01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,533 So that you would like me and... 1327 01:03:59,567 --> 01:04:02,733 Oh, you guys were in this the whole time. 1328 01:04:02,767 --> 01:04:05,500 Misty, I'm really, really truly sorry. 1329 01:04:05,533 --> 01:04:09,333 Save it. Forget it. 1330 01:04:09,367 --> 01:04:11,333 Are you happy? 1331 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:18,333 - This night get any worse. - Ladies, you have a visitor. 1332 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,133 Mom. 1333 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,167 You know what you guys are, 1334 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,467 You're professionally ungrateful. 1335 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:32,367 And get me up in the goddamn middle of the night. 1336 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:36,133 Maybe you could get a job and be professionally delinquent. 1337 01:04:36,167 --> 01:04:38,400 You guys are all worthless, you know that... 1338 01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:44,533 * Lately out here on my own 1339 01:04:44,567 --> 01:04:50,800 * Surrounded by heartbeats never felt more alone 1340 01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:53,600 * What's happening 1341 01:04:53,633 --> 01:04:57,533 * So why does everyone look the other way 1342 01:04:57,567 --> 01:05:02,367 * When I'm right here and I want to say 1343 01:05:04,267 --> 01:05:07,700 * Here I am, once again, stuck in traffic 1344 01:05:07,733 --> 01:05:11,667 * Count to 10, trying not to panic 1345 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:15,533 * Red light, green light Whoa, uh, oh 1346 01:05:15,567 --> 01:05:19,433 * Broke the rules down to the letter 1347 01:05:19,467 --> 01:05:23,333 * Let me try it once again, I can do it better 1348 01:05:23,367 --> 01:05:25,600 * Red light, green light Whoa, uh, oh 1349 01:05:31,167 --> 01:05:34,800 * Here I am once again Here I am once again 1350 01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:37,033 * Here I am once again 1351 01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:40,500 * People flying out their cars 1352 01:05:40,533 --> 01:05:47,167 * Forgetting and regretting can only get a girl so far 1353 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:53,533 * So where you going, going 1354 01:05:53,567 --> 01:05:58,300 * Like little Boeings, Boeings, yeah 1355 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,167 * Didn't ya see the red light 1356 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:06,100 * God knows how I hate to say, I told you so 1357 01:06:07,433 --> 01:06:09,767 * What ya lookin' at me for 1358 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,767 * I'm no help, the future is a ghost 1359 01:06:15,467 --> 01:06:19,467 * Here I am, once again, stuck in traffic 1360 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:23,300 * Count to 10, trying not to panic 1361 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,700 * Red light, green light Whoa, uh, oh 1362 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:31,067 * Broke the rules down to the letter 1363 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:34,733 * Let me try it once again, I can do it better 1364 01:06:34,767 --> 01:06:39,267 * Red light, green light Whoa, uh, oh( 1365 01:06:42,567 --> 01:06:46,400 * God knows I hate to say 1366 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:50,367 * God knows I hate to say 1367 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:54,300 * Here I am once again Here I am once again 1368 01:06:56,633 --> 01:07:00,600 * Here I am once again Here I am once again 1369 01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:04,567 * Here I am once again 1370 01:07:07,133 --> 01:07:09,233 You're as delinquent as your sister. 1371 01:07:09,267 --> 01:07:10,600 What's the freakin' holdup here? 1372 01:07:10,633 --> 01:07:13,667 Mom, are you coming to my graduation tomorrow night? 1373 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,567 I told you Colby, 1374 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:19,133 I'm going to San Diego with Greg. 1375 01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:23,167 Oh great, throw a tantrum. 1376 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,567 Do you want me to treat you like an adult, 1377 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,467 Well you better start acting like one. 1378 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:28,200 Fuck stake. 1379 01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:29,333 Fuck. 1380 01:07:29,367 --> 01:07:31,033 Huh. 1381 01:07:31,067 --> 01:07:32,733 Go on, what are you waiting for? 1382 01:07:32,767 --> 01:07:34,533 I don't even know you. 1383 01:07:36,633 --> 01:07:38,167 Colby. 1384 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,033 Colby, would you hold up? 1385 01:07:40,067 --> 01:07:41,500 I don't want to talk to you. 1386 01:07:41,533 --> 01:07:42,467 Oh really? 1387 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,467 Well, I don't want to talk to you either. 1388 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:45,800 That's why it's a good thing we're sisters, 1389 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:47,667 We have to talk to one another. 1390 01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:50,400 Look I was a jerk, okay. 1391 01:07:50,433 --> 01:07:54,100 I'm sorry that I'm having such a hard time with this Colby. 1392 01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:56,133 It's just that... 1393 01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:58,633 You know, it's not like mom was exactly around a lot. 1394 01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:01,333 It's always been just the two of us 1395 01:08:01,367 --> 01:08:02,333 And I was the one, you know, 1396 01:08:02,367 --> 01:08:03,500 Helping you with your homework 1397 01:08:03,533 --> 01:08:04,700 Or taking you to school 1398 01:08:04,733 --> 01:08:06,433 Or picking up the pieces when you broke up with that guy 1399 01:08:06,467 --> 01:08:09,467 And then this guy and now girls, good God. 1400 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:12,433 Colby, do you like girls? 1401 01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:14,300 Girls are all fucking nightmare. 1402 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:16,500 But this night is any indication. 1403 01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:21,300 Look, I just don't want to see you get heartbroken. 1404 01:08:21,900 --> 01:08:24,233 It's my heart to break. 1405 01:08:24,267 --> 01:08:26,067 It hurts me all the same. 1406 01:08:31,433 --> 01:08:36,700 I'm not in the habit of being honest with girls, 1407 01:08:36,733 --> 01:08:42,767 But if we had hooked up tonight, 1408 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,500 We would have had a good time, 1409 01:08:47,267 --> 01:08:50,133 But I wouldn't have called you back. 1410 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:54,100 And then I just would have moved on to somebody else. 1411 01:08:57,567 --> 01:08:59,367 I'm the one that put Colby up to 1412 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,233 This whole crazy night, okay? 1413 01:09:02,267 --> 01:09:05,233 She doesn't have a lying bone in her body. 1414 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,333 So, um... 1415 01:09:46,367 --> 01:09:48,267 Where are we headed? 1416 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,500 Dark Light. 1417 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,400 You're out already? 1418 01:10:27,433 --> 01:10:29,300 You just went in an hour ago. 1419 01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:31,200 Overcrowding. 1420 01:10:31,233 --> 01:10:33,033 Drive. 1421 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,200 * You think it's you and her 1422 01:10:43,767 --> 01:10:45,667 * Against the world now 1423 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,033 * Until you're bloody on the floor 1424 01:10:51,067 --> 01:10:53,133 * Saying I'm too bad yeah 1425 01:11:02,567 --> 01:11:05,267 - Hey, you're going to be amazing. - Thanks, man. 1426 01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:07,433 Uh, see you in a while, wish me luck. 1427 01:11:08,733 --> 01:11:10,167 - Oh, I got to go. - Oh, see ya. 1428 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,567 - Goodbye, goodbye. - Rock it. 1429 01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:21,633 * You're all hi 1430 01:11:21,667 --> 01:11:23,400 * She's all hello 1431 01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:26,033 Oh, hi Daisy, what the hell? 1432 01:11:26,067 --> 01:11:28,067 - It's a long story. - We're on in 10. 1433 01:11:29,767 --> 01:11:31,633 I can't believe you guys actually showed. 1434 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:32,733 Huh. 1435 01:11:35,067 --> 01:11:35,967 Hey, news flash, 1436 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,200 There's a real live audience out there. 1437 01:11:38,233 --> 01:11:39,633 I mean, this isn't like performing at home 1438 01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:41,333 In front of a mirror with a hair brush. 1439 01:11:41,367 --> 01:11:44,767 Do you guys really think that you're ready for this 1440 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:49,133 Because I'm embarrassed for you in advance. 1441 01:11:51,167 --> 01:11:52,300 Next up. 1442 01:11:52,333 --> 01:11:56,500 Let's give a warm Dark Light welcome to the Dollyrots. 1443 01:12:04,267 --> 01:12:05,733 Zan. 1444 01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:11,767 I just think your music isn't for everybody, sorry. 1445 01:12:14,067 --> 01:12:15,067 Oh, yeah real nice, Zan, 1446 01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:19,133 After she spent eight long ass months with you. 1447 01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:20,467 Nine. 1448 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:23,700 * Because I'm happy so happy 1449 01:12:23,733 --> 01:12:28,367 * Joy oh joy 1450 01:12:32,667 --> 01:12:34,300 We stink. 1451 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,500 No, we don't. 1452 01:12:41,533 --> 01:12:44,633 Daisy, look she's just trying to get you in your head. 1453 01:12:44,667 --> 01:12:46,633 I'm going to make a fool of myself. 1454 01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:49,100 Tyler, we're going to make fools of ourselves. 1455 01:12:50,267 --> 01:12:51,333 Daisy! 1456 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:56,767 * And every time I kissed your mouth so sweet 1457 01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:00,167 * I still wonder how it's me 1458 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,500 * It makes me happy so happy 1459 01:13:03,533 --> 01:13:08,767 * Joy oh joy 1460 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:14,233 * It's for always 1461 01:13:15,667 --> 01:13:18,300 You're my never gonna happen crush. 1462 01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:20,067 What? 1463 01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:21,133 You're it. 1464 01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:23,733 You're my fantasy girl. 1465 01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:25,300 Drama. 1466 01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:26,467 You know, every day of my life 1467 01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:28,700 I have to pretend to be somebody I'm not. 1468 01:13:28,733 --> 01:13:32,733 I have to be fake with all this other fake people. 1469 01:13:32,767 --> 01:13:35,800 But for some reason I thought that you were for real. 1470 01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:38,167 I thought that you were the only real person 1471 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,400 I had ever met in LA. 1472 01:13:40,433 --> 01:13:42,733 But you turned out to be phony just like everybody else. 1473 01:13:42,767 --> 01:13:45,133 Misty, I get you. 1474 01:13:45,167 --> 01:13:46,700 Okay, I get your whole thing. 1475 01:13:46,733 --> 01:13:48,633 I mean, I know in New York you had a ton of friends 1476 01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:51,133 And then you moved here and in Hollywood, 1477 01:13:51,167 --> 01:13:54,700 No one cares about who you are or what you think. 1478 01:13:54,733 --> 01:13:57,100 But I do. 1479 01:13:57,133 --> 01:14:00,467 And I think that space camp is awesome. 1480 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,300 Look, I know what's it like to pretend to be something 1481 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:05,367 That you're not and I'm tired of doing that. 1482 01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:10,733 I just want you to know that you don't have to pretend with me 1483 01:14:10,767 --> 01:14:13,200 Because I just liked you. 1484 01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:17,467 I'm sorry that I ruined your night. 1485 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:19,433 No, Colby, wait. 1486 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:31,200 What if we just start from scratch? 1487 01:14:39,633 --> 01:14:42,267 Hi. I'm Colby. 1488 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,333 * Why don't we 1489 01:15:15,367 --> 01:15:18,467 * Try to be 1490 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:22,133 * Honest even though it's hard 1491 01:15:26,167 --> 01:15:28,633 * Now is the time to start 1492 01:15:28,667 --> 01:15:30,200 * Don't you see 1493 01:15:30,233 --> 01:15:32,633 * I happily 1494 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:36,433 * Accept you as you are 1495 01:15:40,133 --> 01:15:44,500 * Now we got nothing to hide 1496 01:15:49,133 --> 01:15:51,100 Come here, I want to show you something. 1497 01:16:07,467 --> 01:16:09,500 * You're high to me 1498 01:16:12,133 --> 01:16:16,600 * Tell me it's not happening 1499 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:23,800 * Am I just the parody 1500 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:31,367 * With my best behind me 1501 01:16:55,533 --> 01:16:57,533 I'm sorry, man. 1502 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,400 She's just a heat seeking missle, you know. 1503 01:17:03,433 --> 01:17:04,533 When you're up, she's up, 1504 01:17:04,567 --> 01:17:07,633 And you're down, she's gone. 1505 01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:12,600 I just thought she believed in me, you know. 1506 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:14,667 I believe in you. 1507 01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,100 Come on. 1508 01:17:19,133 --> 01:17:21,800 You kind of have to say that, you know. 1509 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:23,433 No, I don't. 1510 01:17:24,433 --> 01:17:29,600 I know you and I've seen you rock every day. 1511 01:17:29,633 --> 01:17:31,167 And we can't shut you up. 1512 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:35,467 You love to rock. 1513 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:39,300 Whenever you ever give it a shit what other people think? 1514 01:17:43,433 --> 01:17:44,733 Fuck it, right? 1515 01:17:44,767 --> 01:17:46,700 - Fuck it. - Fuck it. 1516 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,800 Vote for us the Dollyrots. 1517 01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:51,633 Whoa. All right. 1518 01:17:52,367 --> 01:17:55,033 Next up, we got Alotta Flame. 1519 01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:31,633 Let's take it again, guys. 1520 01:18:39,067 --> 01:18:40,400 * Listen up 1521 01:18:43,467 --> 01:18:47,500 * Once upon a time she was all strung up 1522 01:18:47,533 --> 01:18:50,533 * And now she's dancing in the road 1523 01:18:50,567 --> 01:18:53,067 * Well, the story got wicked and the song was the ticket 1524 01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:54,667 * Fast forward to tonight 1525 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:58,633 * We've all grown The past is left alone 1526 01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:03,567 * When we look inside and see what's true 1527 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,400 * My friends, myself, the night of our life 1528 01:19:05,433 --> 01:19:07,467 * I'm taking it back like Goonies do 1529 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:12,633 * We only win when we decide to 1530 01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:18,500 * Now all my nights will have an asterisk 1531 01:19:20,733 --> 01:19:23,600 * Much happier without you 1532 01:19:23,633 --> 01:19:26,400 * And as I walk out here, here's an ass to kiss 1533 01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:32,067 * My tomorrow is all brand new 1534 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,733 * So now 1535 01:19:36,767 --> 01:19:39,067 * Sometimes my head sounds like there's 1536 01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:43,800 * Nothing lasts forever but stories and stone 1537 01:19:46,467 --> 01:19:50,567 * But we've got a tale to tell you 1538 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,200 * And the stone and well it should have been 1539 01:19:53,233 --> 01:19:56,733 * It should have been left alone It should have been left alone 1540 01:19:58,100 --> 01:20:01,100 * It should have been left alone It should have been left alone 1541 01:20:01,133 --> 01:20:03,233 * Leave me alone 1542 01:20:03,267 --> 01:20:05,267 * Give me five minutes alone 1543 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,367 * Leave me alone 1544 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,400 * My night will have an asterisk 1545 01:20:12,700 --> 01:20:15,433 * Much happier without you 1546 01:20:15,467 --> 01:20:18,433 * As I walk out here, here's an ass to kiss 1547 01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:23,533 * Because missy it's the end 1548 01:20:23,567 --> 01:20:26,100 * My darling, don't come calling 1549 01:20:26,133 --> 01:20:29,333 * Just get lost once and for all 1550 01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:33,767 * Stay the fuck away 1551 01:20:35,733 --> 01:20:38,233 * Now the gig is up 1552 01:20:38,267 --> 01:20:40,267 * Time to give me back 1553 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:44,500 * Everything you ever took 1554 01:20:44,533 --> 01:20:47,133 * Come on, come on 1555 01:20:47,167 --> 01:20:49,467 * Now the gig is up 1556 01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:55,233 * Time to give me back everything you ever took 1557 01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:52,633 Whoa, all right. 1558 01:21:52,667 --> 01:21:54,200 What a show. 1559 01:21:54,233 --> 01:21:55,800 Alotta Flame, people. 1560 01:21:58,767 --> 01:22:01,267 And it looks like we have ourselves a winner. 1561 01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:03,667 Ladies and gentlemen, Alotta Flame. 1562 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:06,300 Here's your prize $5000. 1563 01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:07,500 Yes. 1564 01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:14,667 Uh-hmm. 1565 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,633 - Hi, Monique. - Hey. 1566 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:21,533 - No. Really. - Yeah. 1567 01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:23,433 Well, okay. 1568 01:22:25,767 --> 01:22:29,533 This shit, bet not bounce. 1569 01:22:47,367 --> 01:22:50,267 * They try to hold us back but we're just too much 1570 01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:53,800 * You know they cannot hold what they cannot touch 1571 01:22:53,833 --> 01:22:57,633 * All the lights are green on the avenue 1572 01:23:01,133 --> 01:23:03,167 Happy graduation. 1573 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:06,667 * And we can say goodbye to the place we've been 1574 01:23:06,700 --> 01:23:10,500 * All I need I found in you 1575 01:23:14,767 --> 01:23:18,033 * We waited out whole lives 1576 01:23:18,067 --> 01:23:20,767 * To finally make it here 1577 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:24,167 * Darling what's the catch 1578 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:27,367 * Is it too good to be real 1579 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,433 * Where would I be now 1580 01:23:30,467 --> 01:23:33,700 * If it weren't for you 1581 01:23:33,733 --> 01:23:38,700 * I hope this never ends I hope this never ends 1582 01:23:38,733 --> 01:23:41,400 * You call my name at the starting line 1583 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:45,033 * And I'm ready to go with you by my side 1584 01:23:45,067 --> 01:23:48,667 * There's no holding back this time 1585 01:23:51,567 --> 01:23:54,367 * It's all right if I think too much 1586 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:57,733 * Because you know my cards and you call my bluff 1587 01:23:57,767 --> 01:24:01,667 * But we don't need to be like everyone 1588 01:24:09,133 --> 01:24:15,467 * We waited our whole lives to finally make it here 1589 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:18,500 * Darling what's the catch 1590 01:24:18,533 --> 01:24:21,700 * Is it too good to be real 1591 01:24:21,733 --> 01:24:28,267 * Where would I be now if it weren't for you 1592 01:24:28,300 --> 01:24:31,133 * I hope this never ends 1593 01:24:31,167 --> 01:24:33,667 * Oh, I hope this never ends 1594 01:24:39,100 --> 01:24:44,767 * if you feel alone it's only for a moment 1595 01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:51,133 * if you feel alone it's only for a moment 1596 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:57,767 * if you feel alone it's only for a moment 1597 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:01,267 * Because we're coming home 1598 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:04,667 * We're coming home 1599 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:13,167 * We waited our whole lives to finally make it here 1600 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:16,133 * Darling what's the catch 1601 01:25:16,167 --> 01:25:19,267 * Is it too good to be real 1602 01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:25,633 * Where would I be now if it weren't for you 1603 01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:27,700 * I hope this never ends 1604 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:32,067 * I hope this never ends 1605 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:36,767 * We waited out whole lives to finally make it here 114020

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