All language subtitles for Sex-Positive (en-x-autogen)

No, I'm not coming home.

Why not? Let's So good. 'cause mom's crazy

and you're crazy to stay there. Becky. What do you

Mean? You're the crazy one

on your own in that coffee?

Yes. Uh, just milk please. Thank you

So much. Hello?

Is that the guy? Yeah, he's getting me coffee.

So is he okay? What the guy?

Yeah, he's, he's fine. So

Tell me, is he the One?

What do you mean? The one, you're one true

Man. Vicky, I

don't know if he's the one.

I mean he took me out for a meal last night. I,

Rachel, hello?

Hello? Becky.

Oh, Addie.

Hey Charlie. That's nice.

I'll be god damn. Yeah.

No, we got this guy comes in every week,

runs himself a slick ride, a special rate,

picks up a new girl every time.

Looks like this time he left her in there. Morning darling.

Sorry to r you,

but we're gonna need to get in there and clean up.

Who's he? What's he talking about?

The guy you came with? He's gone.

No, he's getting me a coffee.

It's not a coffee shop. It's Charlie's

garage Rents classic cars.

S**t, s**t, S**t.

Oh, he said he was, he took me out last night.

You have his number? No, he was gonna give me that

Better call a ride.

I don't have a phone. It's dead.

I don't have a credit card either. Okay.

In fact, I don't have any money at all.

Oh, I get it. Oh no you don't, a*****e.

Just 'cause you're wearing a suit

and a clown tie doesn't make you any better than that.

Lying stinking s**t hole bastard from last night.

Oh, I lying.

So can I take it to wherever you're going?

Do I have a choice Mr. Suit?

Sure you do. I saw about having choices. I'm Jake

Virginia.

Actually the suit's borrowed and that's the truck.

I got a rental 'cause I had a job interview today.

What do you do Virginia?

Right now? Nothing. So you came a big easy.

It's nothing easy about New Orleans without a job.

Screw the big easy. Yeah,

Just don't let it screw you.

Oh my God, you are so clever.

Except you drive a s**t heap. And he had a Mustang.

Except he didn't. Let's go.

Oh my God. There's no door Air conditioning.

We need to give him a girl a second.

Your truck's a girl. Sure she is.

The thing is, I actually have this

project you might be interested

In What?

I wanna write a blog about it.

Build out a line of products.

Start my own streaming channel. Of what?

I have to do a lot of serious research first though.

On what? Well, sex.

You know what I think I'm gonna actually just walk.

Thanks.

Let me call you a ride In between.

I dunno why I hate it,

but I end up in his ride,

S**t. Oh,

I don't believe this.

Oh, I'm so used to getting, like

coming in my heels, skin side day.

Say what you doing tonight?

And I scream anything but f*****g guys.

And I'm a badass b***h. And I can never lose. But

Listen, come back to the house.

I'm not trying anything honest. So

I'm not easy, huh?

No, you'll be safe there. There's lots of girls.

They've all got shoes.

And if you don't mind me saying,

you seem like you could do some friends, listen,

you've got no reason to trust me, but

I didn't.

I trusted your truck.

Well, the truck may need some help. Okay.

When I shout contact, just touch these two wires together.

Okay? That's all I gotta do.

Are you joking? No

Ignition contact.

Okay, let's go.

This is your house and that is your truck.

Don't be rude about my baby. I just live here on in.

Hi Jake. Oh, that is hot. I love you with clothes on.

I know it's weird, right? This is Virginia.

Hi, I'm Samantha. Hi.

Hey, do you have size seven shoes? No.

Try Cindy. Hey, Nigel's fixing me up later. Come join.

Hey, help yourself. There's coffee in there.

Oh my god. Oh, what is it? You

Okay? Yes,

but you're,

I made coffee. You want

some coffee?

Yes, but maybe Yes. I love people that say yes.

Um, but I'm actually with him. Jake, the world

Is divided by by people that say no and stay safe.

And they never get hurt.

Now, for the people that do say yes, now maybe,

maybe they get hurt.

All right? But they're living life to the fullest

and they tried everything.

Hey, did you want some milk?

Um, yes please.

Coffee for my new friend.

Oh, she's k***y.

Hey, come sit.

Hi, I'm Cindy. Are you the one who needs shoes?

Somebody left this great pair of boots out of dog party.

Ah, Here we go. Try these on.

I can't wear these Suit yourself.

Might your feet though. Dead soldiers.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God. Oh my God. That is so disgusting.

Yeah, but better be safe, right? Bathroom's in there.

I gotta get back to work. See ya.

No. Okay.

Oh no, Jake.

Damn. That's a cute girl.

I'm so sorry. I'm Nigel. How do you do?

At least you're wearing clothes.

Do you know where Jake is?

No. Sorry. Great boots.

You want a boot website? Is that your thing?

There's a website for boots.

There's a website for everything within the hour online.

I can have anything anybody wants at that front door.

You mean you get girls? Sure. Who do you want?

No. Is this a whorehouse?

Sex work is fine, but we don't

let anyone charge in the house. No,

I don't charge. Ugh, look,

I'm just looking for a job. My God. Hey,

I'm Leslie.

I hope you're looking for me.

Uh, no. Jake, Shame. He's upstairs. Come on.

Wait. So do you guys like never wear clothes?

Well, We go outside. Oh. Except during Mardi Gras.

Then we wear paint.

And except Nigel,

he never takes his shorts off, do you Nigel?

No.

He's in there. Enjoy. Now,

If I do this on my own, my blog won't be taken seriously.

I need a partner. Anyway.

Thank you for the tie.

So who's the girl? Is she the one?

I gotta find somebody. I adore you. You sexy h

Yeah. Yeah. You two.

Uh, that's a dead end.

I wasn't spying. The door was open.

We don't have secrets. Listen,

I've got a serious proposition for you.

I'll bet. Can I get a straight answer? Are you

What?

Straight. No

Gay, no bi, no celibate?

No. What else is there?

Omni omnisexual. I'll do anything.

I usually draw the line out a name and objects usually.

One time I had an affair with a washing machine

with a vibrant spin cycle.

I chose heavy wash and I sat right on top.

It gave me all I wanted in a relationship.

Oh my God. It is a joke.

Okay, listen, please, can we just talk Virginia? Wait.

Virginia, please. This is serious research.

I I really need your help. Gimme 30 seconds please.

And I promise I'll drive you home.

30 seconds. Okay, great.

Um, it's about my channel, my streaming channel

and, uh, books and toys.

And, and I wanna start with a blog about the experiences

of a sex positive couple.

There's a revolution happening right now.

All the rules of sexual combat have changed. Sexual

Combat. The

Internet has made everything available.

I had Nigel make up these.

It's a list of every sexual practice and deviation.

We could try everything unless it's completely

disgusting. And then we just watch.

We as in me.

Fetish is mainstream. Kink is cool. That's my market.

The new sexuality only, I can't get started. I need a girl.

Well, there's plenty of them here.

Nope. No, they all turn me down. That's

A good sign.

I need someone hot enough to get me

through any door into any party.

Someone like you, you could live here.

I'd help with expenses. Oh,

So you'd pay me to screw you At parties?

No, no, no, no. You don't have to screw me ever.

I promise no strings. You get me through the door.

I keep you safe. We meet interesting

people and we screw that.

Oh, if we like listen,

the group is going to a sex club tomorrow.

They have all got dates. I can't get in without a girl.

Forget it. I'll walk.

You are gonna Let her walk the streets like that.

I guess I tried to help. I guess. Knuckle dick.

F**k you. Oh yeah,

We could try that.

I'm truly, I thought you could use a ride.

I tried those once and those boots ain't made for walking.

Thanks Trudy. But I think I'll be fine.

It's truly with an l. Truly

Happy girl.

That's your name. Yeah.

I wanted to be a truly happy girl, so I changed it.

Be the change you want to be Gandhi. Truly.

Are you on drugs? Never

Say no to drugs and yes to sex.

Nancy Reagan. Come on, let's take you

Home. Wait,

the last time I got in this truck

that Jake guy tried it on.

So if you're anything like that. Oh

No, that's Leslie.

I like c**k. I do girls too. In fact. I'll do anybody.

Well, a guy's gotta be a two out of 10.

On what scale? One out of 10 being dead.

I have a friend that works at the mortuary,

but I won't go there.

What's two out of 10? Breathing. Ugh.

So you have no standards and no discrimination.

What's the point? I f**k anybody.

Some become friends, some don't.

But f*****g is how I find out. I'm a f**k firster.

It just gets it outta the way. Isn't that dangerous?

I Love condoms and we get tested once a month.

House rules. So if you come back

with us, you must follow them too. Truly.

I don't think I Could. Oh no.

Come on baby. It's just us girls here. Come on.

You can do it. You're a f*****g mechanic.

You know this happened to all of us at the house.

Small town girl moves to the big city,

gets screwed in every possible way.

Listen, I I can tell you're on the struggle bus here.

Oh. Oh, no. Don't you feel sorry for me.

All I need is a bed and I've got one.

So It an

You sure don't take help.

Easy do you. Why don't you come stay at the house

until you get yourself sorted out.

No strings. Okay.

That's Exactly what Jake said.

He's right.

We girls, we run that house, we make the rules.

And number one is nobody does nothing

with anybody they don't wanna do nothing with or something.

Damn it. I need to get prepared for tonight.

And someone broke the f*****g f*****g machine.

So why not just use a man? I need something reliable.

There. Is that Virginia, you're back.

That's so great.

Virginia. Does this mean that you can

No, I was evicted.

I can I stay a few days. Come on girl.

Gotta get ready for the party. Party. What party?

Condoms. Condoms.

Condoms. I am your fairy

condom mother.

Condoms, lube, right? Condom

ladies. Thank

You. Here you go.

I love my life. So

Everybody needs a wing woman. I got you. Six.

You can have your sex. Okay, got it.

So You guys do nothing but sex all the time.

Well, I'm a dreamer and I'm getting my law degree.

So that's nothing that I'm touring a hell lot of in anyways.

Uh, Samantha here works a lot too. What is

It that you do Again?

Uh, PhD at Tulane on the philosophy of hedonism

and the psychosexual culture of generation X.

Whoa. And you thought I was a dumb blonde? No.

Oh my God. Yep. I did think you were

dumb blonde. I'm so sorry.

Of course. You know what this is

Conditioning baby.

And We've all had it because the men run the media.

Right? Hey, woo.

This is good.

My dad. Hmm? Bill, I need more of your wife. She's hot.

Oh. Oh no, no. That's not my Wife. Oh, that's

Her over there. Between those two

other guys you want in? I can ask. Yeah,

That Joanna loves depe.

So he's in her. Uh, well the other one's in her.

I've never had it in the ass.

Oh, it's kind of the same, but the dick is next door.

Ah, Benjamin more. Get over here, bill.

So Bill is number three. And Joanna's ready for the play.

And Joanna is air toys.

It looks a little busy. I guess

it's gonna be a while before I get in there.

Well, maybe if you're ready. Juanita. You want to?

No. Jake, what's wrong with f*****g me?

Nothing. I just did that already. You got a point.

Fresh meat's. Always. Best

Fresh meat.

Is that all we are?

No honey. That's what the men are that I told you.

We girls, We run these parties.

Hi Buck.

Sure whale. The conversation.

Oh

My God.

Good morning. Do you have a swimsuit?

What is a swimsuit?

Virginia. They tell me you're coming to stay with us.

Sign please. House rules, including number seven.

No clothes allowed in the pool,

which is why I never get in the pool.

Is There anything I need to be worried about?

You're fine. Read it later.

Great. Thank you. Here's a towel.

Thanks.

Oh, what the f**k?

Make it girl in the book. Naked girl in the book.

Naked girl in the book.

You a*****e. Hey Virginia. Welcome.

Welcome to the house, Virginia.

Hi, I'm Ray.

We'll have no interest in each other whatsoever. You're gay.

I am so ashamed. Yeah, totally.

Can I get a straight answer from a gay man?

You'll never get one from a straight man. What

The hell is This place?

The house. It's for people who like to have sex

and who don't judge others.

Cindy started it and she found us or we found her.

The internet. We use it's web. So

Are you all like couples?

Oh God, no. That would be horrible unless Jake asked me.

I mean he's just, ugh. He's just so good.

Is he? Oh my Gosh. Yes.

When he is up he is like really, really up.

And when he's down, he's like straight back up again.

What more could you ask for?

So why don't the girls go with him

Going? Isn't the problem?

It's the coming thing.

The Jake conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Jake doesn't come.

You're kidding. No, girls go with him.

But they don't stay with him

because he doesn't come with them.

He sees the orgasm as like some kind

of commitment. Don't you dear?

If I'm enjoying myself with someone,

why would I wanna ruin it by coming?

Thanks. Wait, are you two?

Do you want me to come to the club tonight?

I'll do anybody you want.

That's my phone. S**t.

Steve, do you spot location services, Steve?

No, no, no, no, no. I'm untying them right now yet.

Hi, this is Jake. I'm so sorry about that. Yeah,

You asked about the job's not gonna work, I'm afraid.

Thank you. And goodbye.

The interview.

They didn't want me. Ah, that sucks.

Do you want a blow jab? No,

Cindy, I want a real job.

Everybody. This is me drowning myself.

Ah.

Hey, you just broke Rule seven. I know it.

Look, I'm sorry to hear about your job.

Listen, I'll go with you the club tonight,

but just to get you through the door.

You give you a reason to live.

Okay? So if anyone hits on you,

just say maybe later and smile.

Okay. Here,

Maybe later

out.

Jake, you found a girl.

Hi, I'm glad to see you can't prepare.

Oh, I'm Rod. They call me hot rod.

I believe it. Um, maybe later.

No, I work here. Oh yeah. First timers get a tour.

So it's the usual rules, you know, no means no.

Gentlemen, stay with the ladies.

Is this fun? Nah, the fun is upstairs.

So we have playrooms on each side. This is the library.

Oh my God, I love libraries.

Hey there, Virginia.

What a play. Um, maybe later.

Moving on. Okay, now

this is the feely room.

It's absolute darkness in there.

You gotta feel your way around.

So who's in there? I mean, you never know.

That's the point. And this is the machine room.

She You gotta try this one, huh? Uh, maybe later.

Alright. Alright. Now this one.

This is my absolute favorite.

I love this room. One way glass.

And there you can't see who's watching. Well, that's it.

I'm done at 10. So I joined the park.

I hope to see you.

Um, yeah. Maybe later.

Yeah. Right.

Jake? Hi. Oh, I'm so sorry, Jake. Don't leave me alone.

Jake,

Jake, Jake.

You Can't believe I'm seeing this. Oh my God.

You're clothes. Liz.

Jenny. It's a sex club if

the only one here with the clothes on.

Oh, look at that.

Oh my God. Don't you just love this?

I mean, how could anybody be depressed in here

for more than like 10 minutes?

Sometimes you just gotta get bucked.

Anyways. Are you here with Jake?

Oh, no. Uh, but maybe later.

That's a good move. You know,

sometimes you gotta work 'em out before you work 'em in.

Uh, I'm Joanna.

Oh, Virginia Earl. Don't

Cover 'em up. They're cute.

And this is my sub

and my husband Bill.

How do you do? Hi. So what are you into? Um,

Nobody's ever asked me that before.

I gave the best head. Do you like head?

Do you I mean, yeah, sure.

Oh, and you can leave your panties on.

He just loves to munch.

Oh, yes, please. Oh, oh, oh, Jake.

He's, he's, he said yes twice. Right?

Just say stop consent is the only sex that we have.

Oh my God. He is good, isn't he?

Yes. Yes.

Uh, just to be clear, that's Yes. Stop. Yes. Continue.

Or, yes, he's good.

Um, yes. Oh, there's a spot you wanna f**k.

Sure. Oh, and uh, he'll, f**k you. You

Want? No,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So let's get a little freaky tonight.

The ceiling feeling so right. And you're,

We, I think you're feeling tonight.

Bless close doors. And I'm feeling so. Right.

So let's get a little freaky tonight.

Gimme more screaming feeling. So right. You're so

We, I guess you're feeling tonight.

Me up against the door.

Oh my gosh. I cannot believe I just did that.

How many guys did you have? One,

two, I mean three.

Ah, uh, four. Oh my God.

I just went to a party and I have to count

how many guys I f****d.

Oh. Five. It was five.

I had three girls. Joanna was hot,

but there was Melanie and Sarah.

Wait, which one was Sarah? Skinny, big t**s, tight ass.

Do not define a woman by her body. T**s and ass.

Is that all we are to you? Just sex.

You just had just sex with just five guys you just met.

Yeah. I'm trying to work this out.

So wait, do you really not come? Wait, what is that about?

Oh, wires Got it. Pop the hood.

Sweet baby girl, sister.

I have just had the most amazing night.

Please don't spoil it for me. Okay. Ignition contact.

Good morning. Okay.

And, uh, how many guys did, uh, you have last night?

Um, about as many

as I had my whole life before last night.

Is it all right if I feel a little dirty?

It's residual guilt.

It's good 'cause it makes it feel so bad. Mm.

We should know we're Catholic. What about you? Uh,

Ex evangelical.

Very ex. That's what I'm trying to get away from.

So you two do stuff like this all the time

and still, you know, love each other.

Sure we Do. Listen, Virginia, this is all okay.

As long as it's what you want.

As long as you do what you feel and you feel what you do.

There's so many possibilities. I had no idea.

Are all of these real things?

I guess So. Why haven't you done them?

Well, I was waiting for the right

To, you know what? I wanna try them.

I decided I wanna do it.

Your research thing. The sexy stuff. To hell with it.

I wanna try every damn thing I can.

Let's do 'em all A to Z. Are

You serious? This is fantastic.

Yeah. I mean, as long

as I can say no and there's no pressure. Oh,

Absolutely. Totally.

Can we really do this? No s**t, no lies,

no jealousy. Just friends.

Yes we can. I swear I will never have sex with you.

In front of you. Yes. With you. Never.

Oh, no. That's not exactly what

Nigel. Not igel.

I need your help. Virginia's gonna do my project.

We're all your deviations.

We're gonna do 'em from A to Z. Oh my God.

This is so cool. Wait,

can I pick something that I like? Please?

Uh, sure. Um, out to Caelia.

Hey, Perverts. Chin on the table.

Hands off your host. And eyes on the shoes.

Yes. Oh, thank you.

Phi. Ugh. Boots. Shoes. That was totally weird.

All Sex is weird.

All right. A**l. Oh no.

Why don't we just do one of each letter.

Oh, then we go back to the beginning. Great idea. Okay.

Nigel? The bees.

Oh yes. So it's PDFM, right? No. No.

B**M. Bondage, domination. Sadism. Masochism. Got it. Yeah.

And don't let anyone know it's your first time. Okay. Okay.

Just be cool. Be cool. Okay. Okay. Oh, hello. I'm Hugo.

Please come in. Good evening.

Ah.

Oh My God. Doesn't that hurt?

Yes, of course. That's the point.

Are you sure you're into this?

What exactly do y'all do? Uh, PDFM. Oh,

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Uh, B**M. B**M.

Yes. But we specialize in PDFM.

And what is PDFM?

It is, um, penile dysfunction.

The forensic, um, massage.

PDFM. Mm-Hmm. Forensic. Yeah.

So it's like mostly dead people. Dead people.

Your negrophiliacs?

No, no, no, no. They're pretending to be dead.

Hence, uh, dysfunction. But

You do have B**M experience.

Yes, of course. Do you want to play gender switch?

Power exchange? SSC, Iraq?

The, uh, I think probably just sex.

Sex. You want sex?

Oh, honey, we don't do sex.

My god. What kind of people do you think we are?

I mean, I'm a married woman. We are Baptists.

You are disgusting. They want sex.

Get out. Just get out. Get out. Get outta here.

Out here. Go get out here.

Go on. Go. How dare they kicked you out.

Yes. They hated us, Nigel. We got the sea.

There are not many seas. Csia.

Cist, Delia C*********a. Phasia.

And what the hell are they

In order? Sexual gratification

From smoking.

From being robbed from s**t and from eating

S**t.

Let's do d double penetration p***y nas together.

No, that brings us back to a**l. You said

You would try everything.

Okay. We moved to E But that's cheating.

No, she said no, it's not negotiable.

Right on. Thank you, Jake.

Hey, we get on pretty good, don't we?

Yeah, we're doing just fine.

Are you sure about this Virginia?

Yes, I am. Jake.

3, 2, 1, go.

Oh, These for exhibitionism. What's next?

Ing Palacio. Frontage. Fisting. Congratulation.

Wait, what's fisting?

Ooh. Oh, okay.

Okay, okay. Okay. I thought you,

I thought you said that was a good paint.

Okay, now G four group sex.

Yes. Now that I wanna see

that gay sex just guys though.

Oh, I have Just the right guy. Daddy. Hank older guy.

He does girls. But he is

Desperate To get into my pants.

Mm-Hmm? You've already had 'em.

Me. I've never had anyone called Hank.

You can remember who you've had sex with.

That's incredible. You can't, I can't even remember faces.

How would I remember Dick?

So, so why don't we do both. Group X, NK X.

Hi. Mind if we watch. Oh,

Duh. Hey, what are you doing down

there?

This is who I told you about.

Oh, this is your girl, right?

Yes. And this really turns me on.

What about you? Oh, I'm just another homosexual.

Don't expect anything from me, bud.

He's here for me. Sloppy seconds.

Okay. I guess you better sit down.

Yeah. If the lady wants to watch it, you better do it.

Oh. Oh.

Is that an average-sized dick, would you say?

No. That's a big dick. All black people have big d***s.

I'm black. I don't have a dick. That's sexism.

No, I just meant that. You know, white people always.

What? So white dudes can't have big d***s. That's racism.

Come on Dick. I don't act like an

old lady. I was, what's wrong

With being an old lady? That's

ageism. Racism, ageism, sexism.

Raz. You're razzy. You're razzy. Totally. RAs just razzy.

But here's a word of advice.

Keep your legs open and your mouth closed. Okay.

Is he, Yeah.

It usually happens with the older guys after they come.

I kind of like it. Oh,

Mama.

No. Oh, you know what?

I, I could only do all this.

'cause 'cause you were watching, right?

Oh, I know. It was like I was, um,

doing you all the time. Mm-Hmm.

Thank you so much, daddy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.

Uh, she's hot. Huh? What a girl.

Hey baby, I'll see you around.

That's the closet. Yeah, I know that.

Oh boy. He is gross.

I think he's gorgeous. And he's only pretending

to be Republican so people don't think he's gay.

Oh. What did you think?

Honestly, I didn't realize it would be so

Functional.

It usually is with guys.

Men are so weird. That's not even a conversation.

I just, I wish I understood you guys,

My dear. You

never will until you learn the mysteries

of the penis.

It's all so unnecessarily complicated.

What's it all about? How Does it do what it does?

How could we possibly find this attractive,

This dangling, throbbing thing?

And it's always changing. I mean, the next minute,

it's this hard pulsing, rigid thing.

And they're all so different. Yeah.

Weight length, thickness, shape, hardness, taste.

Different shafts, different heads.

Mushroom button cut. Uncut.

Why are we so fascinated in this stupid wrinkly worm?

It may be stupid, but I wish I had a dick for a day.

You have a dick every day.

No. But what does it feel like to have one of your own?

But why don't we care about them at all?

I mean, look, it's ridiculous.

Don't Even get me started on the testicles.

Ooh, ugh. Oval round, hanging baggy, tight, soft, hard.

There's so much variety with the male genitalia.

Excuse me. And you know what gets me is the texture.

They just don't feel like anything else on earth.

Wait, you don't even like dick. I love

Dick. I just

don't like what it's attached to.

Hello? I'm up here. I'm, I am up here.

Can I ask you to do something?

Oh, I didn't think we were doing that yet, but I guess so.

Jump up and down. Ooh,

Yeah, I wanna see that.

Come on.

Yeah.

Isn't that painful? No.

What about running run for us?

Oh yeah.

Oh. Ooh. Doesn't it bang around?

No. Your t**s bang around. I

Don't have t**s between my legs getting

Mashed by a pair of thighs.

Okay. Stop. What happens to it all?

I mean, in your pants? Yeah.

Like where does it all go?

That is the mystery of the penis

Out for heaven's sake.

Can we go party now?

Nigel, why don't you join the party?

Oh, no, I can't. Why not?

I'm sure the girls have told

you I'm not very big down there.

I just don't want to disappoint anyone.

What Nigel, if you think you can't please a woman

'cause of the size of your dick, then

you don't understand the vagina. What

Don't I understand about the vagina?

Oh, well, oftentimes a big dick just glides right past it.

Whereas a smaller dick will hit it.

It's what? The spot What spot? Virginia.

Like I got it arranged. Maybe late.

Sorry. I was dealing With Dick. Ah,

Okay.

Come on. Let's join.

Oh, hey Virginia.

You ready to play now? Hey guys.

Oh, is that why they call it down

Time?

Hey, you look happy.

I'm happy. I'm happy to be here. We all are.

Virginia, are you staying with us for good?

Oh, I can't, I would not be able to afford the rent.

Rent. We don't pay rent.

Well then who pays for all of this?

Cindy does. She's loaded. Come

See

guys.

Come on. This p***y doesn't

Come lick itself.

Sir Timothy John burners Lee,

Who?

He created the worldwide web.

He connected hypertext with TCP and DNS for

The first time in history.

Ordinary people can get any kind of sex they want.

A girl like me couldn't exist before the internet.

My whole life is online.

I'm sure you have other interests.

Uh, no. You don't get it. Her life is online.

They see everything.

Who do The guys? There's a hundred of them.

Nigel set it up for me. I do whatever I want.

And the guys watch every second of it.

You mean they they can see us now.

You didn't read the house rules.

Say hello to Virginia guys.

I don't believe this. Who are these people?

They're creeps. You're all creeps guys.

Alright, I'm going back to the party.

'cause around this time, the boys get seedy

and the girls get needy.

That's where I come in.

Cindy, can I have a word?

Oh wait.

Well, the guys get nervous if I'm off camp for too long.

So do I

Cindy, there has to be something else

to your life. Maybe a boyfriend.

Oh no. The guys would get jealous if I did that.

So I just screw everybody.

But, uh, I do have

a gorgeous secret friend.

One of the guys sends me poetry.

The others don't know. Oh, so

Invite him over in secret.

Gimme his contacts. I'll arrange it.

You mean I actually meet him

like a, a real guy.

Oh, Virginia. Oh, I you do that for me?

Yeah. That is so

Exciting.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Just don't tell anyone.

Okay? Okay.

Cindy. They really don't like you off cam.

Oh, don't worry. They're like this.

Okay guys. Party time for Cindy.

Hey, Isn't life great?

I cannot imagine that whole monogamy thing.

Only f*****g one guy. How Bill is that?

So are you guys gonna do this for the rest of your lives?

No. Well, I'll have a normal life, you know,

wife and kids and stuff. Yeah.

Normal. That's nice. Yeah.

I'll just do this on the side.

You mean you'll cheat? Well, you have to cheat.

I mean, that's what a normal life is, right?

I'm in shock. I need to get f****d. Come on Steve.

Oh. Oh, it's you again.

You are at the club, right?

I came looking for you, but you were real busy

that night. I'm Rod, remember?

Oh Yeah. Hot rod. Yeah.

And you met my friend Chris.

Hey. Oh. Oh my God. I'm so sorry.

That's fine. We were wondering

if you would like to join us.

Why? Wait, what? What, what do you want? I mean, sorry.

That's wrong. Um, it's just the penis.

I was not expecting the penis.

You never had two guys. Isn't that obvious?

I mean, I've just never had it, you know, in the other end.

Oh, we can try that whenever you want

and take it real slow.

Nah, we don't want to bug you

Bug.

Anytime

now.

Or maybe later

you can go.

Girl. Having a wild time. Oh yeah,

It's Easy, huh?

Oh my goodness. That feels amazing.

So what do you think? I'm not such a weirdo.

Huh? Are you Ray?

I am. You're the financial analyst?

No, that's my sister, Lorraine. Oh, I know Lorraine.

I work in product development at Hinson's. No way.

I used to do market research for them.

Are you Chuck? No, I, I'm Chris.

Chuck's the sales guy. Oh my God, guys, please.

Alright. Sorry. Ooh,

Even I think that's hot.

Oh. Oh,

Jake.

Oh yeah, sure. Oh s**t.

Come on. He's waiting. Oh, I'm so excited.

There he is. Mr. Poetry. Oh gosh.

Hi. Hi.

I've never met one of the guys before.

I love you completely

and utter with Lee in a way that is unrestrained

by any social norm.

Oh. Uh, would you, uh, like

to go up to my room?

Uh,

Can we begin in the traditional way first?

Oh, yes. That would be beautiful.

Oh. Ah,

That was great.

Bye.

You was so

Beautiful.

You were in two separate rooms. Wait a minute.

Is he,

I guess that's all he wanted.

That technique has its advantages, especially for him.

He's disgusting.

Shut up. I thought he was the one worry sweetheart.

I bet the guys really enjoyed watching, right? Guys?

Nope. Turned them off.

I'm not surprised. No, I mean, I've turned them off.

You, you turned off the guys.

Oh, they're going nuts. Look at the messages.

They're so mad.

I'm going out. Wait, Cindy, you never go out.

I'm gonna go to a bar. Oh.

And I'm gonna meet a guy and we're gonna fall in love.

Oh, I'm gonna be just like in the old movies.

I can't believe you would do this.

What she deserves to find a man she loves. Screw the guys.

They're the only guys we don't screw.

Who do you think pays for this house? This is a disaster.

Our entire way of life is threatened.

Wait, the guys pay for all of this, but they're such creeps.

But these creeps have money

and we never even have to meet them.

That's the best kind of guy you can get.

I'm ready. Let's go.

Cindy. We've progressed further than finding guys at bars.

That's why they invented the internet.

Love is a dangerous thing. Okay.

I mean, it can lead to all types of consequences

Such as, Oh, expenses, emotion,

pregnancy, arguments, diseases, legal fees. He's

Right. We men

we're vulnerable.

True. Dad, come on girls, let's leave these pricks behind.

Independent, independent woman. Now

You know what? I think

women are from Venus

and men are from the dollar store.

I believe those idiots Are vulnerable.

Well, they're right. We know who we are every month.

We reminded that we're animals living on a planet

that we're absolutely connected to.

Men don't know who they are or what they're for.

Men are okay. They lower their pants,

you'll lower your expectations.

I knew a guy who used to rate women to f**k this one.

He'd need a bag over her head to f**k that one.

He'd need a bag over her head

and three cans of beer to f**k a real dog.

He'd need a bag over her head, a six pack

and a bag over his own head.

Guys are so stupid.

They confuse physical beauty with sexual attraction.

But we all know the truth, right?

Ugly guys are the best bugs they have to be.

I don't care about ugly. I just want a man.

But no man is gonna want me if I have a hundred guys.

Right? If you found a man who'd be okay

with No, you're right.

Men are so insecure.

I've totally screwed up everything, haven't I?

It was inevitable. Juanita, when do you graduate?

A month. A month after that.

I don't think I'm gonna be able to afford the house.

I'm sorry everyone.

Hell no. It's been a great run, Cindy.

It has been a great run, hasn't it?

Yeah, we Should do tonight.

We should put our males into bondage and force them to

Have sex with us just like they do on planet a

Carter owe Saint Jude.

Who is he? Patron saint of lost causes.

Uh, yeah, I guess so. Chris, you're up.

Clear space.

19 puny Earthling.

So All this is coming to an end. Thanks to me.

Are you okay?

I'd hope to, but no chance. Now

What? You mean?

You and Cindy?

Nigel? Does she know?

No. I'd have to tell her

then she might wanna have sex with me.

And that's not gonna happen, is it?

This is ridiculous. Truly. Juanita, get off those skies.

Let that not stand here. Nigel. Every size c**k is normal.

From the smallest shrimp to the biggest jumbo strip,

boy has interrupt us.

This better be worth it. Nigel, I wanna see your Kyle.

Thank you. No, I don't wish to be treated

as a sex object only defined by my genitalia.

You what? That's

How you treat, man.

That's how you see them. I see you guys do it all the time.

We do not. Okay. Yeah. Maybe we do.

We don't. We don't get You guys

Do. Well, I'm not going to

accept that kind

of penis centered abuse from your proto

feminist hand. Aren't. You know

What? F**k it. Just f**k

it there.

Now what you want. Hi Joel.

That is a perfectly reasonable c**k.

I bet it can be unreasonable. Hi, Joel.

Who told you that was small

Guys on the internet? The

porn stars. They've got these big d***s.

The f*****g internet. It makes us and it breaks us.

It's a perfectly great c**k.

So you think Cindy might like it?

Cindy? Cindy? Yes. Nigel? I think she might.

Okay then I think we have some business to attend.

So you really think? Yes. Hey guys. Oh.

Oh, will Nigel. What's next on the

Boards? Will

Virginia just did I for internet sex?

Uh, complete disaster.

Uh, next up would be, uh, j for jealousy.

Uh, I refuse to do jealousy. Let's move on to Kay.

Are you sure? Yes. Kay.

Cosmo, uh, erotic arousal by animals

Sounds kind of fun.

Fun. Jake, I'm not sure I wanna do this anymore.

I thought you wanted to try everything.

Yeah. Well, maybe it's too many choices for one girl.

Life's about having choices.

You can never have too many choices.

She's just nervous. The next letter is out

Pro lesbian. Oh, right.

I already took care of this.

Hey, Leslie. Leslie

Penis at the door. Is it hard?

No, it's easy. They all are. No penis is allowed in here.

No penis is Allowed in

Here. Yes, I know. It's

for Virginia. We talked about this, right?

Oh yeah. Bring her in.

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you two?

No. If it's not a c**k, I don't know how to work it.

Let's go Jake. Okay girl.

If you are sure you wanna do this, then let's get it on.

Oh, that's such a cute cat. Is he yours?

It's a she vagina. What? That's her name.

If everyone insists on calling vaginas p*****s,

I thought we should be consistent.

So you wanna stroke my little vagina?

How is it She wants you?

What did she want me for? Such a loser.

Virginia wants you

No, no, no, no, no, no.

She does not. We have a deal.

Work it out. Jake.

So,

So what happened?

I'm, she's not the one I'm interested in. Vagina.

Oh f**k. I must let the cat out.

Leslie's gonna be so mad at me.

Hi, Virginia. Live here.

Yeah, she's here. But the whole lesbian

thing isn't gonna work for her. Come on in.

What? Lesbian thing. Quiet.

Hi there,

Vagina. Where's

my little girl? Come here. Vagina. Come here.

Virginia. No vagina Mom.

Becky, whatcha doing? The p***y?

It's called vagina. I

Know. I go to the gynecologist

and the correct word is vulva. Why is everybody naked?

Do you, do you need a towel? Oh, yes. Oh yeah. Oh no. Oh.

Makes a lot, Steve.

So this is how you live in a sex commune. So

What's wrong with having sex?

Having sex is one thing.

Having this much sex is

outrageous bathroom.

Right now we just passed with mama.

She's here to see the urologist for a procedure.

Becky, why did you give her my address?

This was our secret. Because

You're living in a world of sin and depravity.

The reverend says that the end times are coming.

Becky TV evangelists are crazy.

All they care about is cars, whores and facelifts.

I know right from wrong. And sex before marriage is wrong.

How are you gonna know the marriage is

right if the sex isn't?

What about love? I'm talking about sex.

What's love got to do with it?

What is love got do with it?

Got Becky

Going. Regina,

now you call me if you have time

between all your social engagements. Mm.

Can't I'll be way too busy

with all my orgies and sex stuff.

Hmm?

Are you okay? My mother caught me looking for vagina.

And now we all have to move out

because I thought that love was more

important. Sure. I'm fine.

Are we okay? Ugh.

Leslie said you wanted me for something? Yeah.

What do you think that could be?

Virginia. Please be reasonable. I I need to talk.

Oh, do you wanna talk now?

Yeah. Okay.

I just wanna say, you know, you

and me, I just want you to be happy.

You know, like I am.

You're happy, Jake.

All you are is a life support system

for your dick. How are you? Happy,

Aren't you?

No. But you have everything you need right here.

But I don't have you.

Hey, we made an agreement. No, Jake,

You made an agreement.

You've been scared of me ever

since the day I got to this house.

And I don't know why, but I'm not stupid. Okay?

I can see that I'm under your skin

just as much as you're under mine.

I think. I think I could love you.

Could you ever feel the same?

Well, sure. So say it.

Come on. You know that, you know that,

that I have a hard time saying what I feel.

No, I think you have a hard time feeling what you feel.

I made a mistake. I'm gonna pack up

my things and I'm going to get a job.

What the f**k am I supposed to do?

Well, if you ain't Knowing, I ain't telling.

Just not the One

I do all the things I wanted

to do about you.

Were you a waste of time?

I'm literally at the door. Can you try now? Yeah.

Somebody's coming. I don't know. I don't see her. Is it her?

I don't. I mean, I'm waiting for someone to

Hi again.

Hi. Is my sister here?

No. She left about a week ago. Got a job in the quarter.

She's not here. Mom, don't shout at

me. She hung up.

You don't have a smartphone. Mother won't allow it.

She's afraid of what I might see on the internet. Oh,

Right.

I have Jenny's new address in my room if you wanna

come in for a cold drink.

So what was your name again?

Hi, Jake again. So you got a job in a sex shop?

It's an art gallery. That's a pity. Sex

Sells well. Art

sells for more and it's dirtier. Oh, hi. Good afternoon.

Please take a look around. Thank

You Jenny.

I miss you. We need to talk.

Well, I don't miss you, Jake. Okay, bastard.

Remarkable, isn't it? It is in fact the actual

penis of the artist.

His own penis. Yes. His very last erection.

He had it injected with a quick drying elastomer moments

before it was surgically removed.

Why would he want to lose his penis?

Uh, to become a better human being?

Hmm. So so this is the real thing.

Yep. She just wanted to be rid of the damn thing.

Now, while he was an expensive artist, she is even more so.

Janine, you need to come back to the house.

Jake. No, please. I'm working off a commission.

I haven't made a single sale. Can you please go?

But you really need to come back.

Can you actually use this?

Oh yes. The artist is very keen on her penis being used.

Now that she's finished with it, she sees it

as a combination of life after death and recycling.

Can we, can we try it out?

Uh, can you try it out? Mm-Hmm. Uh, no, I'm afraid not.

Uh, but you can touch it, I guess.

Oh my God. It's, it's perfect.

We'll take it. But it's $25,000 for

Art like this. That's cheap.

Okay, you guys. It's fake. It's a fake penis. It's,

It's real.

Oh, we know that. Okay.

Well, you know, you could just go like

buy a d***o or something.

No, I know. Then we'd have to

Hide it. Ma'am,

this is art. We can display this

In our living room. We'll

take it. Okay.

Hey everybody. Look who it is. Hey guys and gal.

Oh, Virginia. Hi.

Okay. What the f**k is going on? You need to go see Leslie.

Seriously,

Ginny, I wanted to tell you.

I just didn't know how. I

was scared you were gonna tell mom.

And this is not just sex,

although, golly gosh, the sex is so great.

I didn't even know it was possible.

I mean, I came and I can't stop coming. I know it's wicked.

I just, it feels so completely right.

And I love this woman so much. Please tell me it's okay.

I know it's not wicked.

Stop. It's beautiful. Aww. I am

So glad we didn't F**k.

F**k you. So am

I here.

She's,

I Got it. I

graduated and I got offered a job.

I did it. Now that everyone's here,

I have an announcement to make,

Take a seat

before

We leave the house.

I'm getting married.

Wait, what?

No, no, no. His name is Winston. We met at a party.

He rolled off of some girl. Our eyes met and there he was.

Oh, that is so romantic. What kind of person is he?

Six inches beer bottle beer can Oh my goodness.

But does he love you?

Can't keep his hands off of me.

Well, okay. There must be something special about him.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what is it?

Yeah, he bends to the left.

He what? I

Have a displaced g-spot.

It's over to the right and he bends

to the left. So it's perfect.

I'm sorry. You're gonna marry a man

because his penis bends to the left.

Oh, don't you worry. I'll make it work.

Congratulations, you idiot.

Hey, Cindy, you gonna wear something crazy to the wedding?

I, I don't think I can go to the wedding.

What, what? What? Why not?

Well, look at you. You're moving on with your career

and you're getting married.

Meanwhile, I've been doing this same job for 15 years

and I've never even had a real boyfriend.

I better go in my room. No wait.

Just wait.

Steve. We cannot interfere.

B******t. Come and talk to me.

Speak.

I I think you should get the guys back

online. They miss you.

And, And I can't bear to see you unhappy

Because, Because

I, I love you.

But you never said

Because I thought the guys would get mad at me.

Oh, right. I guess no one would want all

the guys there watching.

Actually, that kind of turns me on

Then. Why the

f**k didn't you tell me?

I want you to turn on the cam.

Get the guys back online right now. Now go upstairs.

Take off your clothes and lie on the bed naked.

Wait, Cindy, does this mean?

Oh yeah. We can stay in the house.

Yes. Steve, you were

Brilliant. I never

knew you had feelings.

Sure do. Just keep him in my deak,

My kind of guy.

So this means you can stay at the house again, right?

No. Jay, I'll see you at the wedding.

You have the brain the size of one of my testicles.

Look, I know what you all think. Okay?

But you just don't get it. Virginia doesn't

want all of that stuff.

She's a sensible person. She doesn't

wanna ruin what we have.

What am I gonna do Chase after her? How's that gonna look?

Right? And then, what am I gonna say?

Virginia, I love you anyway.

You don't even have testicles.

Neither do you.

My job. Oh, hey Jake. Looking good.

I think so. You too, Mom. Dad

There. You're

So good to meet you.

Oh, so you are truly? Yes.

Where is he? Him,

our, our son.

You know him. He takes so long to get dressed.

Why did you choose Winston?

I know what his name is.

Why did you choose Winston?

He's exactly right for me.

You know how a big one just hits you right at the back?

It slams your wall like an interior remodel and a small one.

Yeah, it just tickles all the right places.

Well, Winston, he's right in the middle. Real nice shape.

Big head, smooth shaft. Little curve. Oh my God.

Incredibly hard.

Feels like he's made to measure with a pelvic bone.

Like a tyrannosaurus R just hits my c**t. Like a jackhammer.

BBBB Bbu almost as good as my vibrator.

And how many guys can you say that about?

I just come like Christmas.

Oh, you cannot save truly from herself.

Let's get this done everybody.

The ceremony will be led

by an ordained minister from the church

of Perpetual abandoned my friend

Steve.

Thank you.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Kaylee Beloveds.

Let's cut right to the chase hall.

Thank you Sister Virginia. Brother Jake.

Now I have been told to make this quick so

that we may get back to our party.

Yeah. No rings. Except this one.

Wonderful. Now do you Winston dude,

do you take this woman truly

to be your lovely wedded wife? He

Does.

Yeah. He has to say that. Oh, please.

I want her to give my answers.

Yeah. Not this one. Okay,

so I I do.

I do. I do. Wonderful. Wonderful.

Now do you truly poem,

Poem. Poem. Can

I give my poem? Now

We have a poem.

Oh no. Hey, so I watched this movie and they got married

and some guy said a poem crying.

Everyone, maybe it was a funeral. Same f*****g thing, right?

Sorry. Sorry. Anyway,

before we sign our oath, my love, we can't depend on luck.

One thing we must agree my do. And that's the way we f**k.

If you see a girl, you want my love? Go on, take a chance.

Give her all the dick you got. But give me your romance.

See a boy. You want my love? Yeah. Take him by the hair.

Yeah, take him any way you want. As long as I can share.

Oh yeah. So bring it home to me, my love. Mm-Hmm.

Let our love be free.

Have Sex with anything you like.

Just bring it home to me.

Alright, let's hit it.

Well, um, do you truly take him,

uh, Winston?

Yes. Winston, to be your lly wedded wife, hus husband,

Both. Yes, I do.

Wonderful. Wonderful. Wow.

Now by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you

man and wife.

I love you so much. We love you.

Oh God. Winston,

your father, don't worry.

I know. CPR No. Get away from here. F**k off.

I haven't done this in years.

I have been waiting to do this.

My entire wife.

Let's next go on.

Jen, are you leaving again?

Maybe. Can I embarrass you, Jake?

Not possible. Try it.

You're a really good friend and thanks to you.

I have a bunch more. Oh,

That, okay.

And there's nothing you could ever do

to hurt me except lie to me.

What would I possibly have to lie

to you about? I mean, you see me

Screwing everything that moves.

Yeah, I know. And that's all fine. Jake.

I like what you are and I don't want you to change,

but just promise me you won't stop

change if it happens to you.

Yeah, sure. Okay. Um, can we move on?

Listen, um, are you free the first of next month

For you? Yes.

That's the day we get married.

What? I'm thinking, you love me. Deny it.

I is is this a joke?

Let's just hook up for a while

For you. That means nothing.

We haven't even had sex. You Had your chance,

Virginia. You can't force

me to spend the rest

of my life with you. Well

Then you're gonna be without me for the rest

of your life, which is worse.

Listen, Jake, I love you

and this is the only way I'm gonna get you.

So if you say no, we both walk away.

I'm not very good at saying it. That's

why I'm saying it for you.

I can't just make a decision.

I made it for you. So

you're saying I don't have any choice in this.

I don't have a choice right now.

Done. Done.

Congratulations, Jake. Here are the keys to this car.

We put the papers in the glove box, pack your stuff inside

so you can take it, drive off, get on

with your life and never come back. Or

Classic girl, classic car.

What's it gonna be? Jake?

Jake life isn't about having choices.

It's about making them.

Okay. I see

what you're doing everybody, thank you very much.

I appreciate it. But I think it's a little too much.

I mean, I'm a pretty reasonable guy

and I mean, I know what I'm doing.

Okay? I think I haven't really cut this over. I mean, we've

All made Mistakes And

Don't now.

Come On. Let's do it.

Are you kidding now? Yeah. Why not?

This is Charlie's garage.

This is where we met.

Okay. Understand.

There's no chance you're gonna make me come,

Jake. Yes I am.

No, I promise you it's not gonna happen. No,

I really, really Am. No, I'm

serious. No. And I'm being serious. Absolutely.

No way. You're gonna make me come

The matrix.

Let's lock tongues. Go drive fast.

Let's get married up in Vegas.

They took so much s**t that it feels like we're famous.

You thought you were dating someone. Basic.

When I meet your mom, better know that I'll be naked. No.

Nick is underneath my mom. Jacobs.

Now maybe you know why they call me outrageous. And

You'll Lost

My mind.

Outrageous.

Outrageous, outrageous.

Nice try. But you know that you contain me.

My name's Virginia, but I'm not your little lady.

Bad Luck. You are not ever gonna claim me. I'm a yes.

One. I say no, it's not.

Maybe lost my

Life.

Let,

Outrageous, Outrageous,

Outrageous.