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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,290 --> 00:00:36,070 [suspenseful music playing] 2 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:43,400 [knocking] 3 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,100 -[Miss Collins] Open up. -[knocking continues] 4 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:51,890 Open up. 5 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:58,550 I know you're in there. 6 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,330 I'm staying right here, till you pay me. 7 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,210 [sighs] 8 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,950 [Miss Collins] Three months back rent! I know your sort. 9 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:10,910 [continues knocking] 10 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,740 [Miss Collins] If you don't open up right now, 11 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:16,830 I'm calling my son Angus. 12 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:19,310 You know how Angus feels about you. 13 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:21,050 Mm. 14 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,790 -[knocking continues] -[Miss Collins] Open this door. 15 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,140 [cat meowing] 16 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,930 Morning. [chuckles] 17 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,150 -I'm not a charity... -[cat meowing] 18 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:38,370 -Edelweiss! There you are. -Yeah, he just crawled 19 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:39,590 through my window. 20 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:42,770 Oh, I've been looking for you all week. 21 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:44,420 About the rent, Miss Collins, 22 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:46,030 I should be getting my trust fund check any day now. 23 00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:47,680 Oh, pay me when you can. 24 00:02:47,730 --> 00:02:50,170 You are a very naughty boy. 25 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,650 Yes, you are. 26 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:02,660 [engine revving] 27 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:23,980 [horn honks] 28 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,030 [Bentliffe] Just a matter of purely academic interest, 29 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,820 ever heard of the word integrity? 30 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:35,250 How's that? 31 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,520 [Bentliffe] When your fees for last term 32 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,600 failed to materialize, I took it on myself 33 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:41,040 as principal of this college to make some enquires. 34 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,390 -Allow me to summarize. -Uh-huh. 35 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,870 You did not attend Yale University, 36 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:46,260 nor the Actor's Studio 37 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,270 and as for that trust fund of yours 38 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:51,230 with the First National Bank of Toledo, Pennsylvania, 39 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:54,100 not only does the bank not exist, 40 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:57,410 nor does Toledo, Pennsylvania. 41 00:03:57,450 --> 00:03:59,280 I'm intrigued to know how you thought 42 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,800 you could possibly get away with it? 43 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,930 I thought once you saw how good I was 44 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,850 you might just offer me a scholarship. 45 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,030 No, there will be no scholarship, Mr. Ripley. 46 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,900 Nor indeed will you be returning 47 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,290 for tomorrow night's performance. 48 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:18,510 Tomorrow night, when the talent agents come. 49 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:22,040 You've forfeited your right to be seen by them. 50 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,440 Conscience! But a word that cowards use, 51 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,870 devised at first to keep the strong in awe. 52 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,660 How strong arms... 53 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,700 Wonderful, Cynthia. Just wonderful. 54 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,970 I couldn't take my eyes off you. 55 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,920 I had to sneak back and tell you. 56 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:41,750 -Oh, you're so sweet, Bernard. -[Tom] "And if not to heaven, 57 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,890 then hand in hand to hell." 58 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:46,980 [cheer and applause] 59 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:58,080 [Cynthia] He's such a pompous ass. 60 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:00,950 [Derwatt] There you are. 61 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:03,780 -My love, you were exquisite. -Thank you. 62 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:06,340 Vulnerable and a little sluttish... 63 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,740 -[Cynthia grunts] -...which I liked. 64 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:12,480 And you, you were, you were such a psychopath. 65 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,920 I've always had a soft spot for psychopaths. 66 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,310 -Oh, yeah? -Even wannabes like you. 67 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:16,620 Ah, stick it up your arse. 68 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,010 Um, shouldn't you be at the gallery? 69 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,580 Um, yeah. I'm a little bit late. 70 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,140 Oh, God. Jeffrey's gonna be losing his mind. 71 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:25,020 [rock music playing on radio] 72 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,450 [Bernard] Do you have to drive so fast? 73 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,800 [Derwatt] I'm not driving fast. 74 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:32,370 -We're gonna crash. -[Cynthia screams] 75 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,500 ♪ What's that On your mind...♪ 76 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:36,110 [Derwatt] You know your problem, Bernard? 77 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,550 You're uptight. 78 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:41,640 You should see what happens when you just kind of let go. 79 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,990 -[Cynthia] Derwatt! -[Bernard] Oh, no. 80 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,170 -[Cynthia screams] -[Bernard screams] No! 81 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:47,950 [car horn blowing] 82 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:49,520 [Bernard] Do you have to drive so fast? 83 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,080 [Derwatt] I'm not driving fast. 84 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:53,780 It's the Earth that's spinning out of control. 85 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:55,130 Get out of my way. 86 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,570 ♪ The only one♪ 87 00:05:57,610 --> 00:06:01,270 ♪ You know I've heard This one before♪ 88 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,580 [both laughing] 89 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:08,280 [Derwatt] What? 90 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:10,410 -You want to shake my what? -You're a bloody lunatic. 91 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:12,450 [Derwatt] No, I wouldn't let you anywhere near it. 92 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,200 -[Cynthia laughs] -I'll catch up with you, guys. 93 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,420 -I've got to pick something up. -All right, love. 94 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,420 Darling, thank you very much. Coming in, coming in. 95 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,160 [indistinct chatter] 96 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,030 -Jeff. -Where the fuck have you been. 97 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,380 Why did you have to bring your family, Jeffrey? 98 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,080 All right, they have to grab you now 99 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,690 or they'll miss their deadlines. Please behave. 100 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,480 I have everything riding on this, my house, my car, 101 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,390 -my facelift when I'm 40. -Are you wearing mascara? 102 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:38,480 -You are. [laughs] -[Jeff] Fuck off. 103 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,130 [sighs] 104 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:33,750 Excuse me. 105 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,540 -Miss, excuse me. -[gasps] Qu'est-ce qu'il y a? 106 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,280 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you. 107 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,630 Get out. What, what are you doing in here? 108 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,370 Well, I was walking by. I saw you sleeping. 109 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:44,720 -I thought I should wake you. -Why? 110 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,290 Well, what if someone not so nice came along, right? 111 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:51,200 Okay, thank you. 112 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,210 Now-- now please, get-- get out of the car. 113 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,860 -Are you okay? -Yes. I'm fine. 114 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,430 [Tom] This whole thing backfired on me. 115 00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:59,000 I'm worried about your safety 116 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,780 and now you're worried some lunatic's in your car, right? 117 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,350 [Heloise] No, I just don't like 118 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:03,780 thieves breaking into my car, you know? 119 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:05,390 I was-- I was going to a gallery opening over here. 120 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,700 My friend's the artist. I didn't mean to scare you. 121 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:09,570 -Are you talking about Derwatt? -Yeah. 122 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,530 I'm actually here for the opening, too. 123 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:14,310 He's what-- he's like the new sensation, isn't he? Yeah? 124 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:16,970 Yeah, so they say. 125 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,320 He sure seems to keep you awake, huh? 126 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,540 No, I'm just exhausted. 127 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,540 I was up studying all night for my finals 128 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,500 -and I fell asleep-- -[grunts] 129 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,940 -[Heloise] Nigel, stop! -Hey. 130 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:29,110 [Heloise] Leave him! 131 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,250 What the hell do you think you're doing? 132 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:33,550 Nigel! I fell asleep. 133 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,250 He was just seeing if I was all right. 134 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:37,210 You fell asleep in this neighborhood? 135 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,340 -Sorry. -That was smart. 136 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:39,730 Well, you took so long as always. 137 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,560 -What do you expect? -Who is this person anyway? 138 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,170 You should apologize to him first. 139 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:53,570 -Accidents happen. -Yeah. No problem. 140 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,050 We've spent 10 years now 141 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,620 tasting the equivalent of the Sahara Desert, 142 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:01,190 and then the Tate decides to buy two of my pictures, 143 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:03,930 and here you all are. 144 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:05,800 [reporter] So what does that mean to you? 145 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,590 [Derwatt] It means I can pay my rent. 146 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,500 It means I can feed my face. 147 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,070 It means I can buy good paints and canvasses. 148 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:13,850 And I'm here to tell you 149 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:17,940 that the price of a tube of Crimson Lake is shocking, 150 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,210 nowadays. 151 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,380 And I need to sell a lot of these pictures 152 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,080 to feed my habits. 153 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:25,600 That's what it means to me. 154 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:28,170 [applause] 155 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:29,830 I've done my bit, now get me out of here. 156 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,920 See, now that was a hell of a performance. 157 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,740 [Cynthia] I am so glad he's going to be famous. 158 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:37,790 He wants so badly to be a star. 159 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:40,840 [sighs] Tom, honestly, who'd buy one of these? 160 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,580 I mean, how could you possibly live with it? 161 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:43,800 I don't know. 162 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,410 Thank God I'm over him at last. 163 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,500 What do you mean? He loves you. 164 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,590 He's devoted to you, you know. 165 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,550 He's not devoted, Tom. He's obsessed. 166 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:55,630 There's a difference. 167 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,420 Really, I can't breathe. 168 00:09:58,110 --> 00:10:00,250 Once you get past the sex and the hero worship 169 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:03,120 all you're left with is one bloody scary individual. 170 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,640 [sighs] Guess what he wanted me to do in bed last night? 171 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,300 He wanted me to choke him again. 172 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:11,520 This time, he wanted me to take him over the edge, 173 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,350 so that he passed out when he came. 174 00:10:13,390 --> 00:10:14,700 I mean, is that sick or what? 175 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:15,910 Did you do it? 176 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,310 I'll try anything once. 177 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:21,960 ...places, meeting these pretentious people... 178 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:23,660 50,000 quid, Jeff? 179 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:26,400 Do you know, 180 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,880 I can't decide which makes you the more jealous, Bern. 181 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:31,020 That Derwatt's artistic career has eclipsed yours, 182 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:33,890 or that he's screwing our slutty little Cynthia. 183 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:36,020 That's not a nice way to speak about an ex-girlfriend. 184 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:38,680 [sighs] 185 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,810 Give her up, Bernard. 186 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:45,290 Cynthia's life is just like one big safari. 187 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,340 She's always looking for the best game to bag. 188 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,510 Derwatt's just the prey du jour. 189 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,860 Yeah, well, why is she spending so much time with Tom then? 190 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,690 [Jeff exhales] Do you know, I don't know. 191 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,430 She's way out his league. He's a nobody. 192 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,780 I've never been charmed by American nobodies. 193 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,310 One never knows where they've been. 194 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:01,440 But I know I'm over him. 195 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,530 -I recognize the signs. -What signs? 196 00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,700 Well, I slept with someone else for one thing. 197 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,400 -[scoffs] -You know, the guy that makes 198 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,710 those big iron sculptures. 199 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,280 Anyway, it's a sign. 200 00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:15,890 -You have to admit. -Mm-hm. True. 201 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:19,330 [laughs] 202 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:22,330 [suspenseful music playing] 203 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,870 Accidents happen. 204 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,920 ♪ Keep lying♪ 205 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,030 Physics, huh? [whistles] 206 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,770 It's philosophy, actually. 207 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,120 I'm finishing my Masters. 208 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,740 You know, it proves there is no absolute truth. 209 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,870 Everything is relative to your position 210 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:23,910 in the universe, right? 211 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:25,610 Exactement. 212 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,570 You know, we're all going to go celebrate 213 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,790 if you'd like to join us. 214 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,320 I'd love to, but unfortunately my friend made plans. 215 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,580 Sorry. 216 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,840 I'm sorry you're with him. 217 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,060 He did think you were robbing me, you know. 218 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,670 No, I think he thought I was robbing him. 219 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,590 -Well, maybe he was right. -Maybe from his position. 220 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:50,630 Not mine. 221 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,590 What about yours? 222 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,770 My position is known to change, 223 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:57,080 but at this moment, I'm with him. 224 00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,770 So what would alter that? 225 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:04,000 I'd say I might change my mind 226 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,870 in two minutes if he doesn't appear. 227 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,480 Let's give him five just to be fair. 228 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,000 Fuck. 229 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,610 Fuck. 230 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,050 Hello! 231 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,100 Hello! [screams] 232 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:20,400 Hello! 233 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,360 Hello! 234 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,410 ♪ Keep on the move, Keep on the move♪ 235 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,020 ♪ Keep on the move Keep on the move♪ 236 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,800 ♪ Get up♪ 237 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,760 ♪ Get your groove on When you hear the DJ♪ 238 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,370 ♪ When you hear the DJ Get up♪ 239 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,550 ♪ Get your groove on A bunch...♪ 240 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:35,240 [Cynthia] To Derwatt! 241 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,590 Whoo! 242 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,250 [Derwatt] Solange... come here. 243 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:47,730 [gasps] 244 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,830 Now as you all know, 245 00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:59,920 that I'm just another desperate artist slash madman. 246 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,880 full of wind and hype and rage for fame. 247 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:07,020 Oh, but tonight, I want to say something simple, 248 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,840 and I want to say it to my great love, Cynthia. 249 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,670 You are the mistress of my dreams. 250 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,330 Sweet. 251 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:17,070 You're the missing half of my soul. 252 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:20,330 I ask you-- no, I beg... 253 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:27,120 with every cell in my body, I want you to marry me. 254 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,560 Be my wife forever and a day, and the mother of my children. 255 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,050 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 256 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:45,400 [indistinct chatter] 257 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,370 Look at this, 258 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:58,110 I bet that fool wasted his whole advance on this. 259 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:01,420 He never fails to surprise, right? 260 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,720 What are you going to do? 261 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:03,900 I'm going to protect my investment 262 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,510 before that bitch destroys it. 263 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,900 Come on. 264 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:11,430 [car engine revving] 265 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:13,910 Christ, marriage. 266 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,130 I mean, where did that come from? 267 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:20,570 -Oh, God. -[Jeff] Come on, hurry up. 268 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:21,740 Everybody, quick! 269 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,140 [engine revving] 270 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:29,970 ♪ Ow!♪ 271 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,450 ♪ Thought I explained It all to you♪ 272 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:41,240 ♪ Thought that I had Nothing left to prove♪ 273 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:47,030 ♪ We had a love That was meant to last♪ 274 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:52,210 [Jeff] You certainly topped yourself this time. 275 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,040 What was I supposed to do, Jeffrey? 276 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,170 Look, I'm not going to beat myself up over this. 277 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,340 Good, then let me. 278 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,740 ♪ Ooh ♪ 279 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:03,260 ♪ I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah♪ 280 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,140 ♪ I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah♪ 281 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,490 [crash, explodes] 282 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,570 -[exclaims] -[Cynthia gasps] 283 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,140 Oh, God. 284 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:17,710 Oh, my God. 285 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,150 Oh, my God. 286 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,500 Oh, my God. 287 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,590 Oh, s-- shit. 288 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,590 -Derwatt? -No, stay back. 289 00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:29,770 -Derwatt? -Stay back. 290 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,200 [Cynthia] Derwatt! 291 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,510 Derwatt! Can you hear me? 292 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,600 [grunting] 293 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,990 Derwatt! Derwatt! 294 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,960 Derwatt! Why! 295 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,220 Come on! Come on! 296 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,610 Come on! 297 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,530 [groans] 298 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:58,450 [panting] 299 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,240 Tom? 300 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,280 [panting] 301 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:13,030 -[Cynthia weeps] -It's okay, it's okay. 302 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,680 It's okay. It's not your fault. 303 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,940 Damn right it wasn't my fault. You sick fuck. 304 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,510 He was a beautiful, sick fuck. 305 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,430 [weeps] Oh. 306 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,690 Shouldn't we call an ambulance? 307 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:26,340 [Jeff] What's the point? 308 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,650 The prick's still probably laughing at us. 309 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,910 [Bernard] You don't get it, do you? 310 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,130 -He-- he was the real thing. -[Jeff] Maybe. 311 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,650 No one will ever know it, though. 312 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,740 -What do you mean? -It's over. 313 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,220 We won't sell a single painting tomorrow. 314 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,880 What are you talking about? 315 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,660 Once they find out that he's... 316 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,580 Well, there'll be a feeding frenzy, won't there? 317 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,840 Only if the artist is already famous. 318 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,370 He is. The Tate-- 319 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,330 Won't even bother to hang those two paintings. 320 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:54,810 Museums and collectors buy paintings by artists 321 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,900 like Derwatt as investments for the future. 322 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,070 Now they'll dump him. 323 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:02,120 His future's over and so is mine. 324 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,780 You mean, none of his paintings are gonna sell now? 325 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,080 They're as dead as he is. 326 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,780 -Want some, Cyn? -I want a lot. 327 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,000 -Bernard? -[Bernard] Oh, yeah, right. 328 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,350 Snort it off his bloody forehead. 329 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,310 How can you do that at a time like this? 330 00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,140 Cocaine was invented, 331 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,750 -for times like this. -[Cynthia] Yes. 332 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:24,580 [phone ringing] 333 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,360 [sniffs] Oh, my God. That's Derwatt's. 334 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,720 What? 335 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,290 Yes, as a matter of fact, 336 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,420 it is an inconvenient time for you to call. 337 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,690 No, I believe I've given you bloodsuckers 338 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,950 all the interviews that will be given for quite some time. 339 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,990 So do me a favor, would you, and piss off. 340 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,260 What? 341 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,430 You're sick. 342 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,000 You're sicker than he ever was. 343 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,130 [Jeff] No, you were good. 344 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,180 I thought it was Derwatt. 345 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,140 Me too. 346 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,310 For a moment, I thought that... 347 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,230 Well, what if he wasn't dead, Jeff? 348 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,880 Then he's a better actor than you are. 349 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:11,010 No, no, no. I'm serious. 350 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,320 What if he isn't dead yet? 351 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,320 Then what? 352 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:23,590 Are you suggesting that we postpone the announcement? 353 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,250 -Oh, no. -[Bernard] For God's sake, Jeff. 354 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,950 I was talking about through the weekend, Bernard. 355 00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:30,380 I don't-- I don't like this. 356 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,430 His paintings would sell out. 357 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,650 Then we re-stage this tragedy. 358 00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:37,650 Yeah. 359 00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:39,220 Only Jeffrey benefits. 360 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,000 It's not about that. I barely cover my costs. 361 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,480 I can't believe you. 362 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,660 Derwatt's corpse is sitting here, staring at me 363 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,180 and you're talking about selling his paintings. 364 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,050 All right, fine. 365 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,190 You know what, Bernard's probably right. 366 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,100 We can't do this. 367 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:57,710 Not while he's lying here. 368 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,060 We've got to move the body, Jeff. 369 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,890 Better get rid of the car first 370 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,890 -Is anyone listening to me? -[Tom] Shh! 371 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,200 You're going to wake Heloise! 372 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:10,290 [suspenseful music playing] 373 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,890 Bernard, get the flashlight. 374 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,460 This Is immoral. 375 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,680 [sighs] Just keep telling yourself, 376 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,810 it's the only way that Derwatt's work will survive. 377 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,030 Okay, maybe. 378 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:55,420 Or maybe it's the only way Jeff will survive. 379 00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:56,690 [snarls] 380 00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:59,730 [Tom] Jeff, give me a hand. Take his legs. 381 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,260 [grunting] 382 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,260 [Tom] Shh! 383 00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:10,090 [moans softly] 384 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:18,360 Okay. 385 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,630 Okay. 386 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,590 -[Jeff] Oh, oh, watch it. -[Tom] Shh! 387 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,370 [Cynthia mutters] 388 00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:40,770 The light's on the left. 389 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,510 Here, you hold him a second. 390 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,310 This suit's ruined. 391 00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:53,740 Is there anything in there? 392 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,920 -Pork pie. -[Jeff] Ugh. 393 00:21:57,530 --> 00:22:00,490 '97. High time you clean this out, Jeff. 394 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,530 Oh, come on, Tom. 395 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:09,630 This isn't right. 396 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,630 This isn't right at all. 397 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,330 He's slipping. 398 00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:18,420 All right, give him to me. 399 00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:20,990 Okay. 400 00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,030 Oh, God. 401 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,380 Whatever. 402 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,380 -Ready? -Ready. 403 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:30,340 One, two, three. 404 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:32,650 God. 405 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:35,350 Come here. 406 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,400 We loved him, too. That's why we're doing this. 407 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,960 You can see that, can't you? 408 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:49,150 [grunts] 409 00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,550 [Tom] And not a word about this to sleeping beauty, all right? 410 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:02,810 Not a word. 411 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,290 So, we drop everybody off Jeff loans me the Jag, 412 00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:06,860 I drive Heloise home. 413 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,030 The hell I will. 414 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:10,600 [laughs softly] 415 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:12,300 Yeah, you know what? 416 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,430 Maybe Bernard's right. 417 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,480 Maybe it's wrong to keep Derwatt alive. 418 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,920 Thank you. 419 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:29,620 [dramatic music playing] 420 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,300 [Tom] Mademoiselle,you are home. 421 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,430 [Heloise] Merci. 422 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:58,610 But you knew how that I live here, Tom? 423 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,520 I, uh, checked your student card. 424 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:03,480 I didn't want to wake you, 425 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,310 so I took the liberty of checking your purse. 426 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:07,310 Wow, that's very considerate of you. 427 00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:08,440 Thank you. 428 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:09,750 Good luck, Tom. 429 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:12,400 Okay. Goodbye. 430 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:15,060 -Am I so unpleasant? -What? 431 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,620 Am I too unpleasant that you wouldn't ask 432 00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:17,670 to see me again? 433 00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:20,580 Well, actually, to tell you the truth 434 00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,060 I took your number, too. 435 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,410 [both laughing] 436 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,500 Well, I see, huh? 437 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,680 You should tell a woman these, so she doesn't worry. 438 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,200 Yeah, I suppose. 439 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,940 Did my purse also happen to tell you 440 00:24:32,990 --> 00:24:35,160 that I leave first thing in the morning for Paris? 441 00:24:36,990 --> 00:24:37,990 No. 442 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:42,350 -For how long? -Forever. 443 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:47,520 Well, so I guess this really is goodbye. 444 00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:49,790 Goodbye, Tom. 445 00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:51,700 Goodbye. 446 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,580 -Am I so ugly? -I'm sorry? 447 00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:00,970 Am I so ugly you wouldn't try to kiss me? 448 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,940 I don't know you well enough for that, Tom. 449 00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:14,550 Goodbye. 450 00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:18,120 45-31-22-45. 451 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600 Wait, wait! What? What? 452 00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:20,820 My number in Paris. 453 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:29,390 All I'm saying is 454 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,480 -if I'm ordering 900 units-- -£48.50. 455 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,570 -How much? -£48.50. 456 00:25:32,610 --> 00:25:33,920 Oh, hold on. 457 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,620 Neil Murchison. 458 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:41,750 And you are Ms. Parker, Jeff Constant's assistant. 459 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,410 I remember you very well, Mr. Murchison, sir. 460 00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:46,840 -So nice to see you again. -The pleasure is all mine. 461 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:49,280 And what a pleasure to be here on this special day. 462 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,070 -Please. -Thank you. 463 00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:53,420 [upbeat music playing] 464 00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,070 Hello, my darling. How are you? 465 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,250 Thanks so much for-- Oh, serpentine lady. 466 00:26:00,290 --> 00:26:01,860 Claire, isn't it? Thank you for coming. 467 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,170 [Honey] Mr. Constant. 468 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:05,380 -Look who's here. -Congratulations, sir. 469 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,730 We're as delighted as you are. 470 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,260 But of course, what did I tell you? 471 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:10,740 What did you tell me? 472 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,300 That Derwatt would be a success. 473 00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:14,050 Neil Murchison, remember? 474 00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:15,830 Yes, yes. Of course, Mr. Murchison 475 00:26:15,870 --> 00:26:18,830 -from, uh, Iowa. -Close. 476 00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:20,840 -Ohio, actually. -Ohio. Ohio. 477 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,660 Dayton Museum of Contemporary Art. 478 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:26,580 Or as we like to call it, the Bilbao of the mid-West. 479 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,370 [laughter] 480 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:32,020 -[Jeff] Yes. You're the curator. -No, no, no. 481 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:33,500 I'm strictly an amateur 482 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:34,890 writing checks and raising money. 483 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:37,200 But I know what I like and I want to remind you, 484 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,640 that the Dayton Contemporary start collecting Derwatt 485 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,640 full two years before the Tate. 486 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,860 Well, then, I should congratulate you, sir. 487 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,120 Your people got a bargain. 488 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:46,820 Oh, it's not a question of money. 489 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,910 We regard Derwatt as a significant artist. 490 00:26:49,950 --> 00:26:53,650 His work represents an important return to painting 491 00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:54,650 and we enjoy it. 492 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,480 Myself and Mrs. Murchison. 493 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,220 We sit and look at his paintings for hours, 494 00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:04,620 until the pigment starts to speak. 495 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,840 Our relationship to paint is very intense. 496 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:09,800 Yes, I can imagine it is. 497 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:14,370 All I meant was, that the, uh, market has changed 498 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,500 since you bought. 499 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,110 The prices have gone up considerably. 500 00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:19,280 I read the papers, too, Mr. Constant. 501 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,550 That's why, I wrote this check, 502 00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:24,290 without even trying to haggle, 503 00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:27,080 as much as I hate to pay full freight for anything. 504 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,030 Oh, but this one's sold. 505 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,380 You're kidding. 506 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:32,910 No, no. I was just going to put the red dot on. 507 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:34,430 To one of the buyers from the Tate. 508 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,350 There must be something else! 509 00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:37,300 I'm sorry. We're sold out. 510 00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:38,830 -Sold out? -Mm-hmm. 511 00:27:38,870 --> 00:27:40,870 -[sighs] -You knew I was coming. 512 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,870 I flew 4,000 miles for this show, 513 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,570 to finally meet Mr. Derwatt 514 00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:46,140 and to buy a couple of paintings. 515 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:48,310 I'm terribly sorry, but there's nothing I can do. 516 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,750 Oh, I see. 517 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,890 You're holding something back, waiting for the prices to go up. 518 00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:56,970 [Jeff] Believe me, if I had anything, 519 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,720 I would love to sell it at these prices. 520 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,670 Good. Why don't you take this check 521 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,680 in exchange for his next piece of work? 522 00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:05,070 -Oh, no, I couldn't possibly. -Well, what's the problem? 523 00:28:05,110 --> 00:28:06,980 It's not like Derwatt is going to stop painting. 524 00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:08,420 No, of course not. 525 00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:10,470 [Murchison] Well why won't you accept my check? 526 00:28:10,510 --> 00:28:12,690 I am his first collector. 527 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,910 Yes, of course you are. 528 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,260 Good. 529 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,610 So, then, the next Derwatt is yours. 530 00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:23,700 Oh, yes. 531 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:24,700 [Jeff] Thank you. 532 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:26,570 Now, if you'll excuse me. 533 00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:28,010 Tom! 534 00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:29,700 -Sorry to keep you waiting. -No problem. 535 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,880 [Jeff] Oversold. What a difference a day makes. 536 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,580 And this is for a Derwatt painting, 537 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:36,620 that doesn't even exist. 538 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,710 [Cynthia] Make a killing, then, did we? 539 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,100 Lots of profits to divvy up? 540 00:28:40,150 --> 00:28:41,410 [Jeff] No. 541 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,020 I sold enough to nearly pay off my debts, 542 00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:46,940 what with the overdraft, the taxes... 543 00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:49,200 [Cynthia] Oh, so Derwatt gets his fame 544 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,160 but you get his fortune? 545 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,900 You are going to screw him, Jeffrey. 546 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,640 Will you two stop bickering, please? 547 00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:57,600 We need to get down to business, Jeff. 548 00:28:58,210 --> 00:28:59,250 The poor bugger needs a proper burial. 549 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,910 [Jeff] Absolutely, yes. 550 00:29:00,950 --> 00:29:04,220 Tom, this was your idea. What were you thinking? 551 00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:06,170 [Tom] No, no, you're his business partner. 552 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,440 I thought you'd like to take care of it. 553 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:10,740 What are these, Jeff? 554 00:29:11,090 --> 00:29:13,620 My brilliant partner's unfinished works. 555 00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:15,400 Could've been worth a mint. 556 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:17,970 Christ. I could drop this one downstairs. 557 00:29:18,010 --> 00:29:19,360 It looks complete to me. 558 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,670 -[Tom] Yeah. -Oh, God, Jeff, it does. 559 00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:22,190 Run it down and cover some more expenses. 560 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,930 No! It's clearly not finished. 561 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,450 How can you say that? 562 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,670 It's art. Who's to say what's finished 563 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,070 -and what's not? -Derwatt always added a grid 564 00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:30,940 of some sort to the painting at the end. 565 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:32,420 [Jeff] Now you're just being argumentative. 566 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:33,460 No, I'll show you. 567 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,200 Look... 568 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:40,560 if we start with some Derwattish style images, say, 569 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,080 a nude, 570 00:29:42,690 --> 00:29:45,820 or, um, or a scar, 571 00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:47,000 a bird, whatever. 572 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,960 Derwatt's easy to imitate. 573 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,870 His technique with rudimentary. 574 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,610 It was his balls that made him a star. 575 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,180 Now, a lot of painters start with one 576 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:59,010 but he always finished with a grid of some sort. 577 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:01,450 [blows] That's a Derwatt. 578 00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:02,580 [scoffs] 579 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,020 My God, Bernard, that's amazing. 580 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:07,760 [laughs] Wow. 581 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:09,980 How long would it take you to do this in oils, Bernard? 582 00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:11,890 Well, um... 583 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,850 Why? 584 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,030 Well, what if Derwatt wasn't dead 585 00:30:19,070 --> 00:30:20,900 and all of these were complete, all of these? 586 00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:24,250 Imagine how enriched the world would be. 587 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:26,340 At least how enriched Jeff would be. 588 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,690 -And Derwatt's heirs. -What heirs? 589 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,390 You know he's got no family. 590 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,830 Exactly, Cynthia. 591 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,220 Which is why he would have wanted his money 592 00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:36,790 to go to his four closest friends. 593 00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:39,140 A four-way split, after expenses. 594 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:41,920 It is what Derwatt would have wanted. 595 00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:45,140 He actually often spoke about it. 596 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:46,880 Bullshit. He never did. 597 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,620 Cyn, tell them. 598 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:55,070 I think that he'd be happy for us to have the money. 599 00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:56,550 Provided that got the fame, 600 00:30:56,590 --> 00:30:58,850 -that was what he cared about. -I can't believe you. 601 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,460 -Are you serious? -And look. 602 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,730 Don't even have to return it. 603 00:31:02,990 --> 00:31:05,080 No! No, no! 604 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,510 [Jeff] Stop, you wanker! 605 00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:14,960 Power kill switch. Security feature. 606 00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:18,090 [Tom] Bernard, could you excuse us for a second? 607 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,880 Obviously, we can't do this 608 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,360 -without Bernard. -Mm-hm. 609 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,790 He'd do anything if you'd sleep with him. 610 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:31,540 Hmm. Well, what do you think? 611 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:32,930 One shag per painting? 612 00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:34,930 Might take more than that. 613 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,670 Mm. I'm joking! 614 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,330 -I'm not. -Shh. 615 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,200 We're going to have to pull together 616 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:41,760 to make this work, all right? 617 00:31:41,810 --> 00:31:44,070 I'm talking an even split a no expenses, Jeff. 618 00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,070 Oh, what are you going to give him, Tom? 619 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,340 A reason. 620 00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:49,770 Everyone's been focusing on Derwatt's talent. 621 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:51,430 His hype, his flash, whatever. 622 00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:53,600 The real question is what about your talent, Bernard? 623 00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:55,170 What's your point? 624 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:57,520 Who was the better artist, you or Derwatt? 625 00:31:58,170 --> 00:32:00,000 -Me. -Yeah, of course you were. 626 00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:03,310 But who got the shows, the attention, 627 00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:05,090 the galleries, the critics, the girls? He did. 628 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,270 Why is that? 629 00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:09,660 Because things don't always work out fairly in this world. 630 00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,710 Exactly. Life isn't fair for real talent. 631 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,410 Fate isn't fair. 632 00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:15,750 People as sure as hell aren't fair. 633 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,930 Answer me this. 634 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:19,930 How many of Derwatt's great inspirational ideas came to him 635 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,110 when he was having a pint with you? 636 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:22,540 A lot of them. 637 00:32:22,590 --> 00:32:24,240 Except I don't see your name any of his canvasses. 638 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,980 -Do you, Jeff? -No. 639 00:32:26,290 --> 00:32:28,200 No, the hard fact is that you could die 640 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,200 and no would even know you're a genius. 641 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:32,250 I'm talented. I'm not a genius 642 00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:33,380 [Cynthia] Oh, yes, you are, darling. 643 00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:35,210 [Jeff] It's clear from your work. 644 00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:39,000 It's subtle, sophisticated, much more than Derwatt's. 645 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,560 You don't know how many times I wanted to give you a show, 646 00:32:41,610 --> 00:32:42,870 But, oh, the critics. 647 00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:45,130 -Too risky. -Well, the fact is, 648 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,390 we can give you your shot of greatness 649 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,480 because you deserve it. 650 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,960 You're bastardizing Derwatt. 651 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,700 Not at all. We're immortalizing him. 652 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,230 [Jeff] And this time it's just the work, no bullshit, 653 00:32:53,270 --> 00:32:55,190 no superficial focus personalities. 654 00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:56,490 It's just your work. 655 00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:58,840 -With his signature. -Exactly. 656 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:02,150 Exactly. We're deconstructing Derwatt. 657 00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:03,630 Oh, how postmodern. 658 00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,370 You just said it yourself. 659 00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:06,850 Life isn't fair. 660 00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:08,460 So now all you gotta do is decide. 661 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,850 You going to go on being a victim 662 00:33:10,330 --> 00:33:11,590 or take what's yours? 663 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:26,350 You know, you're not alone in this. 664 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:29,050 We'll hold your hand through the entire process. 665 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,830 We're going to be richer than God. 666 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:40,230 [upbeat music playing] 667 00:33:52,370 --> 00:33:55,290 [Jeff] "Each new canvas displayed a purity of vision 668 00:33:55,330 --> 00:33:58,730 with his explosive passion and reclusive ways, 669 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,470 Derwatt is that near-extinct mix of satire profit 670 00:34:02,510 --> 00:34:03,690 and pied piper." 671 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:06,210 "Derwatt's paintings reflect the same courage 672 00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:08,690 with which he skewers the pretention 673 00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:10,090 of the art world." 674 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,270 [phone ringing] 675 00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:32,070 [in French] 676 00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:52,960 [phone ringing] 677 00:34:57,870 --> 00:34:59,090 Yeah, it's me again. 678 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,010 Could you tell her that I'm coming to Paris 679 00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:04,010 on business and I'd love to see her. 680 00:35:04,050 --> 00:35:05,530 You're coming to Paris? When? 681 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,140 [Tom] Tomorrow afternoon. 682 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,010 Oh, one moment. 683 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:10,890 I believe I hear Mademoiselle Plisson. 684 00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:14,540 Un, deux, trois, quatre. 685 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,280 Hello, Tom. 686 00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:18,110 It's so wonderful to finally speak with you. 687 00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:35,170 ♪ Snow fall For the sad music♪ 688 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:41,440 ♪ Sea and shore Comin' to me♪ 689 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:45,400 [Tom in French] 690 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:50,320 ♪ I pray That I will be lifted♪ 691 00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:57,720 ♪ Feel a wind blowing my way♪ 692 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,330 Merci. 693 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,640 Merci. 694 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,900 -[Heloise] Hello, Tom. Welcome. -[Tom] Hi! Hey! 695 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:12,340 [Heloise] Attila! Attila! Allez-vous en! 696 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,040 Hey. 697 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,430 Sorry, Tom. They're very protective. 698 00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:17,560 They're worse than Papa sometimes. 699 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:18,350 Hi there. 700 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,090 Hello. 701 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:21,390 Oh, I got something for you. 702 00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,180 For your garden. 703 00:36:25,870 --> 00:36:27,270 Nothing much, but... 704 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,490 Got a little battered on the way over, but-- 705 00:36:29,530 --> 00:36:30,880 Well, then, let's find it a home. Come. 706 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,100 Well, let's hope they make it. 707 00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:39,890 Ah, you don't have to worry. 708 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,460 There's something magical about the soil at Belle Ombre. 709 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,460 What do you mean magical? 710 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,460 There's actually a legend about it. 711 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:50,420 The story goes that a beautiful witch enchanted a marquis 712 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,120 into building this place for her. 713 00:36:53,510 --> 00:36:56,250 She cast a spell on everything here that you see 714 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,910 so that it would flourish and grow. 715 00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:00,260 I like that. 716 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:07,050 So when did your family move here? 717 00:37:07,610 --> 00:37:08,830 The first day. 718 00:37:09,090 --> 00:37:10,830 [laugh] 719 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,880 [laughs] That witch was my great, great, 720 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,010 great, great grandmere. 721 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,710 [dramatic music playing] 722 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,250 [Heloise] Papa, Tom est là. 723 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,900 Antoine Plisson. 724 00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:36,290 Delighted to meet you. 725 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:37,420 Pleasure to meet you, sir. 726 00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:38,730 Forgive my English. 727 00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:39,900 I'm rather rusty, 728 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,780 but I expect you to remedy this 729 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:43,950 -while you're here. -Oh, I don't know. 730 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,740 Your English impeccable, sir. 731 00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:48,570 Heloise told me a little about you. 732 00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:51,700 I'm dying to hear more. 733 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:55,570 Ever since Heloise's mother died, 734 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,580 we prefer to stay here at Bell Ombre. 735 00:37:58,620 --> 00:38:00,320 St. Tropez is not what it was. 736 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,970 Too much glitz and stuff. So vulgar. 737 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:07,280 And all the fakes, the fortune hunters... 738 00:38:07,630 --> 00:38:10,280 Hmm. Shameless, like bad actors. 739 00:38:13,110 --> 00:38:14,330 [glass clinks] 740 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,910 Yes, I do have a problem, 741 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,920 or more precisely, you have problem. 742 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:41,750 This Derwatt is not painted by Derwatt. 743 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,530 We are rich as sin. 744 00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:46,320 To Derwatt. 745 00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:50,630 Oh, and of course, to Bernard, too. 746 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,800 To you, and me and Bernard. 747 00:38:54,070 --> 00:38:55,590 We've all come so far. 748 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,550 Mm. Time to take a break. 749 00:38:57,590 --> 00:38:59,510 We don't want to flood the market after all. 750 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:01,380 And it's time for Bernard to start working 751 00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:03,510 on his own things for his own exhibition... 752 00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:05,210 as promised. 753 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,780 You've made me so deliriously happy. 754 00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:15,740 I feel stronger, more, well, me. 755 00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:18,050 Oh, I'm so glad. 756 00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,050 It's always good to end on a high note, sweetheart. 757 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,790 To the end of our beautiful relationship. 758 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:35,280 [phone rings] 759 00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:37,760 Hello. 760 00:39:38,590 --> 00:39:39,550 Yes, this is he. 761 00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,550 Jesus H. Christ. 762 00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:51,430 C'est jolie.It's lovely, Tom. 763 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,860 It was my mother's. 764 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,610 I had to leave home when I was really young. 765 00:39:56,650 --> 00:39:58,220 She gave it to me before I left. 766 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,180 Am I so repulsive? 767 00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:05,530 What? 768 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,440 Am I so repulsive that you wouldn't try to kiss me? 769 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:10,270 Kiss me. 770 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,940 Time to say good night, Tom. 771 00:40:32,510 --> 00:40:33,510 Thank you, Tom. 772 00:40:33,950 --> 00:40:35,250 You're welcome. 773 00:41:02,150 --> 00:41:03,330 [knocks on door] 774 00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:12,120 [Heloise in French] 775 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,640 [Plisson in French] 776 00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:19,990 [Heloise in French] 777 00:41:22,130 --> 00:41:25,480 [Plisson in French] 778 00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:31,140 [Heloise in French] 779 00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:36,100 [in French] 780 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:37,750 [in French] 781 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,970 [Plisson in French] 782 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:41,540 [Heloise in French] 783 00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:43,500 [Plisson in French] 784 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,550 [knocks on door] 785 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,040 Hi. 786 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:08,220 [in French] 787 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:23,230 [moans] 788 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:29,240 [panting] 789 00:42:48,170 --> 00:42:50,210 [phone rings] 790 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,230 Back before you know it, okay? 791 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,580 [suspenseful music playing] 792 00:43:22,290 --> 00:43:23,810 [Jeff over phone] Where the hell are you? 793 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,380 What's your problem? 794 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:26,860 [Jeff] Our problem, Tom. Our problem. 795 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:28,430 A Herculean problem. 796 00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:29,560 Our American friend is back, 797 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,390 claiming his new Derwatt is a fake. 798 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,000 All right, calm down. What American? 799 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:33,910 [Jeff] Murchison. 800 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,220 The one who gave me the check for the future Derwatts. 801 00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:38,050 Well, I convinced him to wait until I talked to him. 802 00:43:38,090 --> 00:43:39,090 But what are we going to do, Tom? 803 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,020 I don't know, Tom. 804 00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:54,150 Faking a picture's one thing, but this... 805 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:55,720 It's all forgery, Jeff. 806 00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:57,500 I don't get the distinction. 807 00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:01,290 Uh, where are you going? 808 00:44:01,330 --> 00:44:01,980 [Bernard] I need to lie down. 809 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,900 [sighs] He's on edge. 810 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,030 [Jeff] Yes, well... 811 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:07,290 If you painted Derwatt's nightmares nonstop, 812 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:08,860 you'd be half mad as well. 813 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,470 And you didn't exactly help things did you? 814 00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:11,820 Wait a second. 815 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:13,210 I thought Cynthia and Bernard were fine. 816 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,730 She cut him off before the last painting was dry. 817 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:16,950 -[Cynthia] Enough is enough. -[Jeff] Oh, for fuck sakes, Cyn. 818 00:44:17,210 --> 00:44:18,830 You are sitting on a fortune. 819 00:44:18,870 --> 00:44:19,870 Literally. 820 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:21,960 Once these paintings have been sold, 821 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,700 the collectors will be begging for more. 822 00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:25,140 You fuck Bernard. 823 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,570 Bernard paints Derwatts. 824 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:28,700 We all die very, very rich. 825 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,180 And Bernard can paint Derwatts from scratch now. 826 00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:31,450 We could keep this going on forever. 827 00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:33,970 You're not my pimp. 828 00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:36,490 No, but that does not stop you from being a whore! 829 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,970 -Shut up. -Bastard. 830 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:39,320 Just shut up for a second and listen to me. 831 00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,760 All right. Here's a letter from Derwatt 832 00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:44,200 authenticating the painting. You give that to Murchison, 833 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,720 he'll be on the next plane for home happy as a clam. 834 00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:48,250 I'm going back to see Heloise. 835 00:44:48,290 --> 00:44:49,550 Here's her number. 836 00:44:49,590 --> 00:44:50,900 You have any problems, you call me, all right? 837 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:51,950 Okay. 838 00:44:52,550 --> 00:44:54,080 Is everyone satisfied? 839 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:54,900 Will it work? 840 00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:56,170 Yes. 841 00:44:56,910 --> 00:44:59,130 If Jeff can keep the coke off his lapel. 842 00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:01,300 It's very trying managing a crisis. 843 00:45:02,390 --> 00:45:03,870 That's for calling me a whore. 844 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,000 [Bernard] It's not important who this is. 845 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:10,530 Um, just don't buy any more Derwatts. 846 00:45:10,570 --> 00:45:12,310 Ask to see Derwatt. 847 00:45:12,970 --> 00:45:14,920 Forget about how I know. 848 00:45:14,970 --> 00:45:16,100 No! 849 00:45:16,530 --> 00:45:18,580 Ask to see Derwatt. 850 00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:21,190 You know word gets around, whatever. Just do it. 851 00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:32,730 Hey, Bernard. 852 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,040 Did you spill a little turpentine? 853 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,380 What are you doing, man? 854 00:45:40,730 --> 00:45:42,170 [gasps] Oh, God. 855 00:45:42,210 --> 00:45:43,560 [Tom] What's with the turpentine? 856 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:44,870 Get away. Get away! 857 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,740 -Oh, is he-- -Give me the lighter. 858 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,090 -[Bernard] No, get away. -Good God. 859 00:45:48,130 --> 00:45:49,220 -Get away from me. -He's going to kill himself. 860 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:50,830 -Calm down. -Give it to me. 861 00:45:50,870 --> 00:45:52,440 -He's going to kill himself. -No please. Stay away from me. 862 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,790 -It's all right. -[Cynthia] Stop him! 863 00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:55,050 I'm begging you, or I'll light! I'm dead anyway. 864 00:45:55,310 --> 00:45:57,140 And leave me alone. You lying-- go away, go away! 865 00:45:57,180 --> 00:45:58,010 [Cynthia screams] 866 00:45:58,970 --> 00:46:01,190 -Stop it! -[Bernard grunts] Go away! 867 00:46:01,230 --> 00:46:02,150 Give me-- give it here. 868 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,410 [indistinct yelling] 869 00:46:06,450 --> 00:46:07,800 [Tom] It's okay, it's okay. 870 00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:23,860 [Murchison] "And if he is dissatisfied, 871 00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:26,650 he would do better to ask for the return of his money 872 00:46:26,690 --> 00:46:28,560 than to put it about that this is some kind of fake." 873 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,390 Strong letter. 874 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,960 So many artists these days, they're practically illiterate. 875 00:46:35,310 --> 00:46:36,960 It makes me feel a little better. 876 00:46:37,010 --> 00:46:39,100 Oh, good. It certainly put my mind at rest. 877 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,010 There's nothing worse than questions of authenticity. 878 00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:42,620 Nothing worse than thinking 879 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:43,670 you've been take for a fool. 880 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:47,100 Yes, of course. If you have any further doubts... 881 00:46:47,150 --> 00:46:48,670 Uh, I'd like to hang onto that. 882 00:46:48,930 --> 00:46:50,240 The thing is actually-- 883 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,850 Why don't I just make a copy for you? 884 00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:53,330 All right. 885 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,030 You know what does occur to me? 886 00:46:56,070 --> 00:46:57,460 Yeah, what's that? 887 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,460 If Derwatt's abroad and sending the paintings back, 888 00:46:59,510 --> 00:47:02,030 then perhaps something is happening with the shipping. 889 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,730 Maybe they aren't getting recorded correctly. 890 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:06,040 Wouldn't it be amazing if Derwatt himself 891 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,080 was being cheated? 892 00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:09,130 I don't understand. What do you mean? 893 00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:11,610 Well, what if Derwatts are being forged? 894 00:47:12,350 --> 00:47:14,220 Being painted right here in London? 895 00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:16,520 Amazing. 896 00:47:16,570 --> 00:47:18,350 [Murchison] I thought about going to the Tate 897 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,480 to ask their opinion and even going to the police, 898 00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:23,050 but I thought that might get messy. 899 00:47:24,750 --> 00:47:26,490 Might I say how much I appreciate 900 00:47:26,530 --> 00:47:30,020 that you understand the delicacy of this situation? 901 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,280 I do. 902 00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:34,890 And that's why I decided to wait until I spoke with you, 903 00:47:34,930 --> 00:47:37,020 and of course, Derwatt himself. 904 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,590 Speak with him? 905 00:47:40,030 --> 00:47:42,720 I have a little theory I'd like to try out on the man. 906 00:47:42,990 --> 00:47:44,510 Do you have his phone number? 907 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,900 -Whose? -Derwatt's. 908 00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:48,690 Well, he's still abroad. 909 00:47:48,730 --> 00:47:50,250 You must have a contact number. 910 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:51,690 Well, actually, the thing is I-- 911 00:47:52,210 --> 00:47:54,340 I prefer to talk to Derwatt 912 00:47:55,130 --> 00:47:56,650 before I talk to the police. 913 00:47:59,090 --> 00:48:00,350 Don't you think that's wise? 914 00:48:02,530 --> 00:48:03,880 Yes, of course. 915 00:48:04,660 --> 00:48:05,790 Good thinking. 916 00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:09,140 I think I may actually have that number over here. 917 00:48:14,410 --> 00:48:16,930 Oh, look. Yes. Here it is! 918 00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:19,980 Uh, uh, that's okay. I'll copy it myself. 919 00:48:21,850 --> 00:48:24,330 Chateau Belle Ombre. Where is that? 920 00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:26,590 Oh, it's in France somewhere. Could be anywhere. 921 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,900 It's an enormous country, France. 922 00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:29,510 Not by American standards. 923 00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:32,120 [knocks on door] 924 00:48:32,430 --> 00:48:33,470 [Tom] Yeah, it's open. 925 00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:35,170 Disgrace, ruin! 926 00:48:36,210 --> 00:48:37,950 What? Murchison didn't buy the letter? 927 00:48:38,390 --> 00:48:41,780 He wants to see Derwatt face-to-face, man-to-man. 928 00:48:41,830 --> 00:48:43,520 Tough shit. Tell him Derwatt doesn't want to see him. 929 00:48:43,570 --> 00:48:45,830 He has the address, Tom. He's off to France. 930 00:48:46,610 --> 00:48:47,400 What address? 931 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,750 I had to give him that phone number you gave me. 932 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,750 -Oh, Jeff. -What else was I supposed to do? 933 00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:54,140 Tell him to call Bernard. 934 00:48:54,190 --> 00:48:55,840 Next thing I know he's on the bloody Internet 935 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,150 and got the address. Christ, I hate the Internet. 936 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,320 When's he leaving? 937 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:02,150 Went straight to Waterloo. I hate the Channel Tunnel, too. 938 00:49:03,590 --> 00:49:05,760 All this faster communications crap 939 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,810 has caused us nothing but grief if you ask me. 940 00:49:20,470 --> 00:49:22,000 Monsieur? 941 00:49:22,610 --> 00:49:23,560 [in French] 942 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,360 ...s'il vous plaît. 943 00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:51,240 Monsieur Tom! 944 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,640 Hi. 945 00:49:53,030 --> 00:49:54,380 But she is gone. 946 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,640 Monsieur Plisson took her to Paris this afternoon 947 00:49:56,990 --> 00:49:57,990 -then they have dinner. -Oh. 948 00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,340 Mademoiselle will be so disappointed. 949 00:50:00,690 --> 00:50:03,080 Do you think it'd be all right if I stayed and surprised her? 950 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,690 [Annette] She'd be so happy to see you! 951 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:06,090 Only I was just leaving. 952 00:50:06,430 --> 00:50:08,000 I have to go to the village. 953 00:50:08,350 --> 00:50:11,090 -Will you need me? -No, no. 954 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,210 [Derwatt] If you're from the press, 955 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:43,690 piss off! 956 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,300 Mr. Derwatt? 957 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:50,130 No, I'm not a reporter or a critic. 958 00:50:50,740 --> 00:50:51,700 I'm Neil Murchison. 959 00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:55,440 And I gotta tell you, it's a real honor 960 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,740 to finally meet you. 961 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,360 Would you like a drink? 962 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,280 No, thanks. Only weddings and holidays for me, sir. 963 00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:09,410 Sláinte. 964 00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:13,070 So, I believe I wrote you a letter about Faust's Bargain. 965 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:15,110 What can I tell you? 966 00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,680 [Murchison] Well, I believe you painted 967 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,510 a painting called Faust's Bargain 968 00:51:19,550 --> 00:51:21,860 but I just know that the picture sold to me 969 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,290 is 100% fake. 970 00:51:23,770 --> 00:51:24,730 Now why would you think that? 971 00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:27,300 A picture's worth a thousand words, right? 972 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,860 Do you mind? 973 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:39,740 [Tom] No question that's my work. 974 00:51:39,790 --> 00:51:41,270 It's close, sure, but... 975 00:51:42,010 --> 00:51:43,010 look here. 976 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,790 Cobalt blue. And there. 977 00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:48,800 And here. 978 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:51,630 And all through here. 979 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:53,110 Cobalt blue! 980 00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:54,800 So? 981 00:51:55,150 --> 00:51:57,110 Whenever I start a new project 982 00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:59,020 I like to go down to the library, 983 00:51:59,070 --> 00:52:01,420 or go online and read every damn thing. 984 00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:04,200 And I love cobalt blue. 985 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,340 No, you used to. 986 00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:11,560 But then, no cobalt blue for the last year, 987 00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:12,820 not in any of them. 988 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,610 And now it's back and it's in my painting. 989 00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:18,170 It's not a conscious choice, you know. 990 00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:19,350 Stick with me on this, will you? 991 00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:20,920 This is my theory. 992 00:52:21,870 --> 00:52:24,010 Once an artist has used a certain color 993 00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:25,750 at a certain period, then consciously 994 00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:27,310 or unconsciously, 995 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,450 abandons the color in a later period. 996 00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:31,840 He never reverts to that abandoned color again. 997 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,150 You see? Do you see? 998 00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:38,540 What did you do for a living, Mr. Murchison, huh? 999 00:52:38,590 --> 00:52:39,890 I'm in construction. 1000 00:52:39,930 --> 00:52:41,680 But you're not an artist, are you? 1001 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,550 [Murchison] No, well, I wasn't trained 1002 00:52:43,590 --> 00:52:45,370 as an architect either, but when I donate something 1003 00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:46,770 to the city of Dayton 1004 00:52:46,810 --> 00:52:48,200 I want to make damn sure we're not getting screwed. 1005 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:51,210 This is my work. 1006 00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:52,990 Definitely. 1007 00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:02,960 And I would believe you, if you were Derwatt. 1008 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:05,920 You forgot what turpentine does 1009 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,220 to an artist's fingernails, didn't you? 1010 00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:10,400 You don't even have any calluses. 1011 00:53:11,270 --> 00:53:13,450 Where is he? Why are you doing this? 1012 00:53:29,550 --> 00:53:30,680 It was an accident. 1013 00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:33,420 Derwatt's dead. 1014 00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:36,600 -When? -The night of his opening. 1015 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,080 Oh, I knew it. You're a friend of Jeff Constant. 1016 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:39,950 You're in it together. 1017 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,650 You've betrayed an artist's vision. 1018 00:53:41,910 --> 00:53:44,350 I'm not going to let you cheat the good people of Dayton. 1019 00:53:44,390 --> 00:53:46,130 This painting will put Dayton on the map. 1020 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,440 Dayton is on the map, you little shit. 1021 00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:53,180 What are you doing? Hey! Hey! 1022 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,360 Give it to me. 1023 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,310 Get off me. 1024 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:57,230 No, you can't. 1025 00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:58,670 That's evidence. 1026 00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:01,230 -[Tom grunts] Get the hell off. -[Murchison] That's evidence! 1027 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:03,450 [groaning] 1028 00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,940 -[Tom] Just listen to me please. -Stay away! 1029 00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:09,500 [grunts] 1030 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:14,860 [dog barking] 1031 00:54:18,770 --> 00:54:20,770 [screams] 1032 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,780 Just listen to me for a second. 1033 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:26,080 [screams] 1034 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,040 [dog barks] 1035 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:43,880 Nietzsche! 1036 00:54:44,970 --> 00:54:45,970 Nietzsche. 1037 00:54:58,770 --> 00:55:00,510 [water spraying] 1038 00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:17,610 The name's, uh, Murchison. 1039 00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:19,310 I need to change my reservation tonight. 1040 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,010 Uh, 8:15. 1041 00:55:21,270 --> 00:55:23,620 [suspenseful music playing] 1042 00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:40,940 [tire screeching] 1043 00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:19,150 [speaks French] 1044 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,330 [horn honking] 1045 00:56:22,370 --> 00:56:23,380 Come on. 1046 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,680 [speaks French] 1047 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:25,460 Merci. 1048 00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:52,450 [owl hooting] 1049 00:56:55,490 --> 00:56:57,410 [dogs barking] 1050 00:57:19,950 --> 00:57:21,650 Come on, guys. Let's go. 1051 00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:24,260 Nietzsche, Attila, Caesar. Come on. [whistles] 1052 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:26,830 Come on, boy. Let's go! Come on! 1053 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,230 [water splattering] 1054 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,680 [air blowing] 1055 00:58:17,270 --> 00:58:18,790 [in French] 1056 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,970 [in French] 1057 00:58:21,010 --> 00:58:21,800 [in French] 1058 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:27,500 [in French] 1059 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:32,330 Tom? You came back already. 1060 00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:33,900 I had to see you. 1061 00:58:34,980 --> 00:58:36,200 I hope this is all right. 1062 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,940 Annette told me to just make myself at home. 1063 00:58:37,990 --> 00:58:39,380 [Heloise] Of course, there's no problem. 1064 00:58:44,990 --> 00:58:46,910 Ah. [speaks French] 1065 00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:49,740 [glass breaks] 1066 00:58:50,170 --> 00:58:52,740 I am so sorry. I, uh, I'm so clumsy. 1067 00:58:52,790 --> 00:58:54,050 Yes. 1068 00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:56,350 I think my great, great grandfather 1069 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,620 paid hardly anything for it. 1070 00:59:00,790 --> 00:59:02,320 I'm so clumsy. I feel terrible. 1071 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,710 It's okay. It's okay. 1072 00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:06,710 [breaths heavily] 1073 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,200 [birds chirping] 1074 00:59:19,770 --> 00:59:21,550 [water splattering] 1075 00:59:28,470 --> 00:59:30,610 Marvelous, those tomatoes. 1076 00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:35,260 You must be Tom, 1077 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,180 uh, one of the partners in Derwatt Limited. 1078 00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:39,660 I'm sorry. You are? 1079 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:42,400 Oh, uh, my name is Webster. I'm a detective of sorts. 1080 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,790 London Metropolitan Police. How do you do? 1081 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,840 Bit of a way from Scotland Yard isn't it? 1082 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,450 [laughs] Now, what do you use to get them so perfect? 1083 00:59:52,710 --> 00:59:55,590 -Sunshine, water and love. -[laughs] 1084 00:59:55,630 --> 00:59:56,810 You were saying? 1085 00:59:57,810 --> 00:59:59,030 I was saying? 1086 00:59:59,070 --> 01:00:00,680 What a British policeman is doing in France. 1087 01:00:01,110 --> 01:00:03,990 -Vacation? -Oh, alas, no. 1088 01:00:04,030 --> 01:00:05,990 I'm here officially working with the local authorities, 1089 01:00:06,030 --> 01:00:07,030 of course. 1090 01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:08,900 It seems a certain well-connected 1091 01:00:08,950 --> 01:00:11,080 American businessman by the name of Murchison 1092 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,080 was supposed to arrive in London a few days ago 1093 01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,130 and failed to do so. 1094 01:00:14,690 --> 01:00:17,480 Now, according to his wife, Murchison was coming here 1095 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:18,870 to talk with this painter, Derwatt, 1096 01:00:18,910 --> 01:00:20,790 about some possible forgery. 1097 01:00:21,790 --> 01:00:24,010 Mm, not exactly. Murchison was here, 1098 01:00:24,050 --> 01:00:26,440 but to talk about Derwatt not with him. 1099 01:00:26,490 --> 01:00:28,100 -Oh, really? -[Tom] Mm-hmm. 1100 01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:31,580 Well, his wife was very clear on that point. 1101 01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:34,230 No, no. Fact is, these days, uh, 1102 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,630 Derwatt doesn't see anybody. 1103 01:00:35,670 --> 01:00:38,720 Oh, oh, right. 1104 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,850 So Mr. Murchison came to see you, Tom? 1105 01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:43,770 And what transpired between you two? 1106 01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:46,030 Well, I was able to put his mind at ease 1107 01:00:46,070 --> 01:00:47,680 and he left here completely reassured of his painting. 1108 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:51,290 I don't believe you. 1109 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:56,470 How's that? 1110 01:00:57,170 --> 01:00:59,690 There is no way you could get such marvelous tomatoes 1111 01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:02,740 without some special fertilizer. 1112 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,400 Well, they do say there's something magical 1113 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,450 -about this soil here. -[Webster] Oh, gosh, 1114 01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:14,970 it wouldn't be hard to get used to this kind of life, 1115 01:01:15,010 --> 01:01:16,710 now would it? [laughs] 1116 01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:25,720 [Tom] So how do you know Murchison didn't just cut loose? 1117 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:29,860 Men like Murchison don't go off on spur-of-the-moment sprees. 1118 01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:32,380 They like their sprees to be scheduled. 1119 01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:35,380 They keep their demons on a tight rein. 1120 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,130 -Oh, was there an accident? -What's that? 1121 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,780 [Webster] The dust on top of this pedestal. 1122 01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:43,700 The clean circle in the middle of it. 1123 01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:45,130 Did something fall off? 1124 01:01:45,170 --> 01:01:47,180 Yeah, I knocked off a vase. 1125 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:48,870 Oh, ho, ho. Naughty boy. 1126 01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:50,180 It was a nice one. 1127 01:01:52,790 --> 01:01:54,490 [Webster] So, after you allayed 1128 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:56,360 whatever fears Mr. Murchison may have had 1129 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,580 about his painting, 1130 01:01:58,230 --> 01:01:59,280 what happened? 1131 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,710 Oh, well, he stayed a little longer than he expected, 1132 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,410 so he had to change his train reservation. 1133 01:02:03,450 --> 01:02:05,590 So after he made the call, I drove to La Gare du Nord 1134 01:02:05,630 --> 01:02:06,980 and that was the last time I saw him. 1135 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,550 What time did he book his reservation? 1136 01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:11,200 Oh, it was 7:30-ish. 1137 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,770 Oh, what a remarkable memory you have. 1138 01:02:14,550 --> 01:02:16,990 The phone records say 7:32. 1139 01:02:18,470 --> 01:02:19,510 You checked the phone records. 1140 01:02:20,210 --> 01:02:20,950 Yes. 1141 01:02:21,910 --> 01:02:23,210 [phone rings] 1142 01:02:23,260 --> 01:02:25,000 Oh, speak of the devil. Do you mind? 1143 01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:27,430 Oh, sure. Please. 1144 01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:29,220 [Tom] Hello? 1145 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,620 Yeah, I'm here. 1146 01:02:35,660 --> 01:02:37,710 We're in a really nasty jam, do you hear me? 1147 01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:39,930 Yeah, I'm a little distracted at the moment, Jeff. 1148 01:02:39,970 --> 01:02:41,670 Just-- Just take it slow, all right? 1149 01:02:41,710 --> 01:02:43,020 [Webster] How do you do? My name is Webster. 1150 01:02:43,930 --> 01:02:45,020 Shit. 1151 01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:46,020 [Jeff] I've had the police around. 1152 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,150 It seems Murchison's been kidnapped or something. 1153 01:02:48,190 --> 01:02:50,070 What do you mean kidnapped? Are you kidding? 1154 01:02:50,370 --> 01:02:52,420 Yes, well, th-- they say he never made it back to London. 1155 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:54,850 You didn't knock him over the head or anything, did you? 1156 01:02:55,110 --> 01:02:56,510 Yeah, and I buried him in the backyard, Jeff. 1157 01:02:56,550 --> 01:02:57,940 Could you just focus? 1158 01:02:57,990 --> 01:02:59,680 [Jeff] The thing is before he went to see you, 1159 01:02:59,730 --> 01:03:00,990 he made several phone calls 1160 01:03:01,030 --> 01:03:02,600 and I've already had reporters calling me here. 1161 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,040 I-- I told them that Murchison would set them straight 1162 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,600 but if he's disappeared we're going to have 1163 01:03:05,650 --> 01:03:07,390 the press all over us, Tom 1164 01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:08,260 and our trousers around our ankles. 1165 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:12,040 Tom? Tom, are you there? 1166 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,520 Look, just schedule a press conference 1167 01:03:14,570 --> 01:03:16,050 for tomorrow night at the gallery. 1168 01:03:16,090 --> 01:03:17,610 I'll meet you at the studio beforehand. 1169 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:19,010 -Okay? -Have you been listening to me? 1170 01:03:19,050 --> 01:03:20,790 I'm trying to avoid the press. 1171 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,010 Just tell them Derwatt will be there. 1172 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,710 He'll answer all their questions. 1173 01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:24,800 Derwatt? 1174 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,280 He'll answer all their questions. 1175 01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:29,060 Tom, are you insane? 1176 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,020 [phone beeps] 1177 01:03:32,190 --> 01:03:33,200 Shit. 1178 01:03:34,980 --> 01:03:36,630 Tom? Tom? 1179 01:03:38,070 --> 01:03:39,900 Christ, I hate mobile phones. 1180 01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:43,990 [indistinct conversation] 1181 01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:51,260 Sorry about that. 1182 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:53,000 It must be frustrating for you. 1183 01:03:54,090 --> 01:03:55,220 So little to go on. 1184 01:03:55,830 --> 01:03:57,920 Oh, I'm not worried. Not at all. 1185 01:03:58,870 --> 01:04:01,700 Clues are rather like cigarette ash in bed. 1186 01:04:02,530 --> 01:04:04,440 Sooner or later the smoke begins to rise. 1187 01:04:04,490 --> 01:04:05,660 [laughs] 1188 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,450 Hey, Bernard. 1189 01:04:12,150 --> 01:04:13,710 [Webster] Oh, y-- you wouldn't happen 1190 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,760 to be Mr. Bernard Sales 1191 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,850 of Derwatt Limited, would you? 1192 01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:23,720 What a stroke of luck. Why are you doing here? 1193 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,990 My girlfriend just left me and I came to see Tom. 1194 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:32,860 Aw. 1195 01:04:34,130 --> 01:04:35,520 Well, hey. Come in. 1196 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,700 [Webster] All right. Let me cut straight 1197 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:47,970 to the heart of the matter. 1198 01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:52,580 These alleged forgeries to your knowledge, 1199 01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:54,890 was there anyone, absolutely anyone at all 1200 01:04:54,930 --> 01:04:57,710 who might have borne Mr. Murchison ill will 1201 01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,670 -because of them? -No. 1202 01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,110 No one at Derwatt Limited? 1203 01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:04,590 Well, surely, Surely he could be seen 1204 01:05:04,630 --> 01:05:06,290 as a threat to the firm's reputation. 1205 01:05:07,810 --> 01:05:10,120 -That's ridiculous. -Bernard? 1206 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,300 Well, of course, not to my knowledge. No. 1207 01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:16,820 [Webster] You must know that, uh, Mr. Murchison 1208 01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:19,080 called his wife several times when he was in London. 1209 01:05:19,130 --> 01:05:20,650 -She's most insistent on that. -Huh. 1210 01:05:20,690 --> 01:05:21,960 [Webster] He wasn't very well liked 1211 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,520 by your company, was he? 1212 01:05:23,570 --> 01:05:25,310 -Some people thought-- -[Tom] No. 1213 01:05:25,350 --> 01:05:26,870 Mr. Murchison was dissatisfied with one painting, 1214 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,310 not the entire gallery. 1215 01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:30,310 -Bernard? -[Bernard] No. 1216 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,180 Well... 1217 01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:34,580 [Heloise speaking French] 1218 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:45,940 Hello! 1219 01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:54,680 -Bernard! -[Bernard] Hello. 1220 01:05:54,730 --> 01:05:56,210 -What a lovely surprise. -[Bernard] Yeah. 1221 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:58,650 And who is our guest? 1222 01:05:58,690 --> 01:06:00,260 Um, Mr. Webster of Scotland Yard. 1223 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,340 -How do you do? -Pleased to meet you. 1224 01:06:02,390 --> 01:06:04,690 He's, uh, here, apparently, because one of our clients 1225 01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:05,780 has gone missing. 1226 01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:07,480 That's awful. 1227 01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,180 If you think of anything, anything at all, 1228 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,360 contact me at the Hotel Duchamp 1229 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,660 which is, just down the road. I shall be having supper 1230 01:06:15,710 --> 01:06:17,100 with my French colleagues. 1231 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,970 [chuckles] Here, let me give you my card. 1232 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,930 -"Little Bombay Take-Away." -[Webster] Oh. [chuckles] 1233 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,500 Please forgive me. I'm terribly sorry. 1234 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,200 Give you that one. 1235 01:06:30,850 --> 01:06:32,680 Mademoiselle, would you be so kind 1236 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,030 as to speak to me on the way out? 1237 01:06:34,070 --> 01:06:35,070 Of course. 1238 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,600 Nietzsche. 1239 01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:43,860 [Heloise] To the right. 1240 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,520 [Webster] Tell me, Mademoiselle, 1241 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,520 what exactly do you know about your boyfriend? 1242 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:53,740 I know his childhood was very painful. 1243 01:06:53,790 --> 01:06:56,050 I make it my job that his time with me is not. 1244 01:06:56,090 --> 01:06:58,180 -You understand, no? -Yes, I do. 1245 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,190 -[laughs] -So, you're amused by me? 1246 01:07:02,230 --> 01:07:05,320 No, no, no, on the contrary. I'm, I'm, most impressed. 1247 01:07:06,930 --> 01:07:08,800 Good day, Mademoiselle. 1248 01:07:08,850 --> 01:07:09,930 Good day. 1249 01:07:14,110 --> 01:07:15,500 [car door closes] 1250 01:07:15,550 --> 01:07:17,200 [Bernard] I wish you would have let me call a cab. 1251 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,460 [Tom] No way. I'm driving you myself. 1252 01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:19,990 I thought you were going to confess the whole 1253 01:07:20,030 --> 01:07:21,730 -bloody thing back there. -It's driving me mad. 1254 01:07:21,770 --> 01:07:23,860 But most of the time I feel like I'm Derwatt. 1255 01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:26,040 And now it's as if I'm faking me now, you know? 1256 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,260 I can't bear it any longer. 1257 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:28,650 I'm going to tell Webster everything, 1258 01:07:28,690 --> 01:07:30,040 just like I told Murchison. 1259 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,740 -You told Murchison what? -To ask to see Derwatt. 1260 01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:34,960 [Tom] You're an idiot, Bernard. 1261 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,220 You know, you have no idea 1262 01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:37,870 what you're talking about, do you? 1263 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,440 Tom, you can't just do something like this 1264 01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:41,530 -without paying a price. -No? Why? 1265 01:07:42,010 --> 01:07:43,880 The universe won't allow it. 1266 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,750 -God won't allow it. -Oh, you need absolution. 1267 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,320 Fine, Bernard. I'll show you absolution. 1268 01:07:52,410 --> 01:07:54,110 What would you be willing to do for love, Bernard? 1269 01:07:54,590 --> 01:07:56,500 I'm cold, Tom. Please. 1270 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,240 I mean true love. 1271 01:07:58,290 --> 01:08:00,160 [thunder rumbles] 1272 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,680 [Tom] The kind that can lift a man 1273 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,640 from the darkest depths of hell. 1274 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,600 The kind that isn't-- that isn't worth living without. 1275 01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:09,080 What would you be willing to do for a love like that? 1276 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,730 I suppose I'd be willing to sacrifice 1277 01:08:10,780 --> 01:08:11,780 just about anything. 1278 01:08:12,610 --> 01:08:14,960 Anything? Well, then you won. 1279 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,520 [thunder rumbles] 1280 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:19,260 You're scaring me. 1281 01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:22,920 Shine the flashlight right here. 1282 01:08:24,490 --> 01:08:25,570 [grunts] 1283 01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:30,280 What are you doing? 1284 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:36,980 [Tom grunting] 1285 01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:40,460 [screams] 1286 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:43,110 You're the one who really killed him, Bernard. 1287 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:44,420 The minute you told him to see Derwatt, 1288 01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:45,810 you dug his grave. 1289 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,860 You can confess to God Himself 1290 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:49,510 but you will not get clean in this. 1291 01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:51,910 No, no. God, no! 1292 01:08:53,170 --> 01:08:54,210 You can't run from this, all right? 1293 01:08:54,950 --> 01:08:56,340 [grunting] 1294 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,780 [thunder rumbling] 1295 01:09:05,570 --> 01:09:06,570 [grunts] 1296 01:09:13,670 --> 01:09:15,320 [breaths heavily] 1297 01:09:25,630 --> 01:09:30,550 [speaking French] 1298 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,600 Uh, look, it's very important that I need to see-- 1299 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,600 -[speaking French] 1300 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:34,990 I need to look to see the, uh... 1301 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,210 -the policeman. -[speaking French] 1302 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:39,040 It's him! I'm not sorry. 1303 01:09:41,130 --> 01:09:42,560 You're not sorry about what? 1304 01:09:42,610 --> 01:09:44,390 I'm not sorry I killed Tom. 1305 01:09:45,650 --> 01:09:47,220 [dogs barking] 1306 01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:55,450 [thunder rumbling] 1307 01:09:55,710 --> 01:09:56,880 [groans] 1308 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,190 [thunder rumbling] 1309 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:37,140 [Bernard] No, no, no, no, no, no, 1310 01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:39,400 this is wrong. This is-- This all wrong. 1311 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,020 The man was buried here. 1312 01:10:42,710 --> 01:10:46,060 No, no. It was-- It was-- The body, it was buried here. 1313 01:10:47,060 --> 01:10:50,850 No. A-- And Tom-- Tom was on that spot over there 1314 01:10:50,890 --> 01:10:52,810 and he was dead. He was dead. I'm certain. 1315 01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:54,030 Are you? 1316 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,420 [thunder rumbles] 1317 01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,340 [grunts] 1318 01:11:00,950 --> 01:11:02,510 Look, the-- the rain. 1319 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,120 The rain must have filled up the pit. 1320 01:11:11,090 --> 01:11:13,130 [grunting] No, no! 1321 01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:14,790 It can't be true now. 1322 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,310 [whimpers] 1323 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,360 [yells] 1324 01:11:23,060 --> 01:11:24,670 [thunder rumbles] 1325 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:35,590 There. 1326 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,550 That's a Derwatt, right? I'm not mad. 1327 01:11:39,590 --> 01:11:41,470 I want a body, Bernard. 1328 01:11:41,510 --> 01:11:43,770 I'm not interested in some flipping little art fiddle. 1329 01:11:43,820 --> 01:11:44,990 I want a body. 1330 01:11:45,030 --> 01:11:46,780 Murchison, Derwatt. I don't care which. 1331 01:11:46,820 --> 01:11:49,560 And if you don't help me now I won't help you later. 1332 01:11:53,220 --> 01:11:54,830 Derwatt's body's in Jeff's cottage. 1333 01:11:54,870 --> 01:11:56,350 It's in the countryside somewhere 1334 01:11:56,390 --> 01:11:57,610 about an hour's drive from London. 1335 01:11:57,660 --> 01:11:59,480 I can't tell you precisely where it is 1336 01:11:59,530 --> 01:12:00,960 but I-- I know I can find it. 1337 01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:07,010 [thunder rumbles] 1338 01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:16,240 [groaning] 1339 01:12:26,420 --> 01:12:27,950 What happened to you? 1340 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,120 Oh, I had an accident. 1341 01:12:32,210 --> 01:12:33,560 Let me do it. 1342 01:12:36,260 --> 01:12:37,570 Here, let go. 1343 01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:39,830 Oh, it's bad. 1344 01:12:41,350 --> 01:12:43,570 [winces] How did this happen? 1345 01:12:45,310 --> 01:12:48,880 Well, you know when you want something... 1346 01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:52,750 something so extraordinary, but it's out of your reach? 1347 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,060 Well, sometimes you just have to do very difficult things. 1348 01:12:58,670 --> 01:12:59,410 [grunts] 1349 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,160 What more difficult things are left for you to do? 1350 01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:05,590 Just one. 1351 01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:08,470 I have to go back to London immediately. 1352 01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:12,640 Then I'll go with you. 1353 01:13:24,870 --> 01:13:27,270 Bonjour.Thank you. 1354 01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,580 You wouldn't think I used to be a boxer, would you? 1355 01:13:31,050 --> 01:13:32,450 To look at me, I mean. 1356 01:13:33,490 --> 01:13:34,970 [chuckles] 1357 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:38,410 Oh, well. Such is life. 1358 01:13:38,450 --> 01:13:41,800 You know, Bernard, all I had to do is take this card 1359 01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:43,980 with your friend Tom's fingerprints on it 1360 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,940 and give it to my French chums. 1361 01:13:45,980 --> 01:13:48,980 And my goodness, he's got quite a lot of form. 1362 01:13:49,290 --> 01:13:51,900 There's forgery, credit card theft, 1363 01:13:51,940 --> 01:13:52,900 identity fraud. 1364 01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:55,690 He thinks he's a very clever lad, I'm sure. 1365 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,490 [phone rings] 1366 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:19,670 Bonjour, MonsieurWebster. 1367 01:14:21,970 --> 01:14:23,410 [woman] Oh. 1368 01:14:23,450 --> 01:14:24,980 Oh, you stupid 1369 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,240 You stupid clumsy fellow! What's... 1370 01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:34,990 He's on the train. 1371 01:14:38,990 --> 01:14:39,990 Hey. 1372 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,870 Come on. Wake up. 1373 01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:52,700 I'll go this way. You go that way. 1374 01:14:54,790 --> 01:14:57,920 -Come here. Come on. -[Heloise] Slow down. 1375 01:14:57,970 --> 01:15:00,010 If you see him, come and find me immediately. 1376 01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:01,710 -Now go. -[Tom] Excuse me. 1377 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,710 -Sorry. -[Heloise] Tom. 1378 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,630 You see, I have this-- this mortal fever 1379 01:15:07,670 --> 01:15:08,760 and the cure's on your lips. 1380 01:15:10,150 --> 01:15:13,500 [breathing heavily] 1381 01:15:37,220 --> 01:15:38,700 -Come on. -Wait. 1382 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:40,530 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1383 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,060 [woman] And what motor would you like, sir? 1384 01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:44,360 [Tom] Whatever you have is fine. 1385 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:45,620 How about something sporty? 1386 01:15:53,370 --> 01:15:57,030 [car engine revving] 1387 01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:10,260 Just go straight ahead. 1388 01:16:15,650 --> 01:16:16,960 [Tom] Back in a second. 1389 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:17,570 Do you need any help? 1390 01:16:18,570 --> 01:16:20,090 No. I'm good, thanks. 1391 01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,660 Okay. Whatever you say. 1392 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:23,750 I shouldn't be long. 1393 01:16:31,190 --> 01:16:32,190 Sorry. 1394 01:16:34,450 --> 01:16:35,630 I think it's on the right. 1395 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:44,250 [Tom] Hey there. 1396 01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,990 [grunting] 1397 01:16:57,390 --> 01:16:58,390 Mm-hmm. 1398 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,920 [grunting] 1399 01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:12,320 [breathes heavily] 1400 01:17:16,890 --> 01:17:20,630 [grunting] 1401 01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:21,630 Oh. 1402 01:17:27,330 --> 01:17:28,420 All right. 1403 01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:30,820 [grunting] 1404 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:36,170 I'm sorry, I-- yeah. 1405 01:17:36,210 --> 01:17:38,130 I think it must have been on the left. 1406 01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:44,090 [grunting] 1407 01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:51,660 [groans] 1408 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:55,670 [yells] 1409 01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:58,360 [pants] 1410 01:18:01,190 --> 01:18:05,850 [grunting] 1411 01:18:07,370 --> 01:18:08,460 [Bernard] Sorry. 1412 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,950 [grunting] 1413 01:18:24,870 --> 01:18:26,390 Hey, did you get what you needed? 1414 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,000 Yeah. It's all good. 1415 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,700 [winces] Your hands are like ice. 1416 01:18:33,490 --> 01:18:34,620 There it is! 1417 01:18:35,530 --> 01:18:36,750 Let's go out the back way. 1418 01:18:36,790 --> 01:18:38,100 I want to see more of the forest. 1419 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:39,410 Yes, ma'am. 1420 01:18:39,450 --> 01:18:41,190 [Heloise] I seem to remember it from a dream. 1421 01:18:41,490 --> 01:18:42,930 [chuckles] So strange. 1422 01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:02,950 [Bernard] Oh, no! 1423 01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:12,180 [Heloise] If you drive any faster, 1424 01:19:12,220 --> 01:19:13,660 time will start to go backwards. 1425 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:15,790 -[Tom] What? -If you drive any faster, 1426 01:19:15,830 --> 01:19:17,750 we'll go faster than the speed of light 1427 01:19:17,790 --> 01:19:19,450 and time will start to go backwards. 1428 01:19:19,710 --> 01:19:21,930 [Tom] That means I get to fall in love with you all over again. 1429 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:29,890 Yes, I think our friend Tom is behind this 1430 01:19:29,930 --> 01:19:31,150 and I think we ought to bring him in. 1431 01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:33,370 And the other one, too. 1432 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:35,160 What? 1433 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,550 What, a press conference with Derwatt? 1434 01:19:38,860 --> 01:19:42,380 According to, uh, to Bernard, he's as dead as a doornail. 1435 01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:44,470 So it'll be really fascinating to see who turns up. 1436 01:19:45,340 --> 01:19:47,130 Well, of course I'm going to go. 1437 01:19:47,820 --> 01:19:49,950 Yeah, I might be able to bag the lot of them. 1438 01:19:53,090 --> 01:19:55,130 Oh, bloody hell. He's done a runner. 1439 01:19:55,830 --> 01:19:59,050 When the rabbits run, that's when the dogs show up. 1440 01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:06,880 [Tom] All right. 1441 01:20:07,710 --> 01:20:08,890 I'll be back soon. 1442 01:20:10,670 --> 01:20:12,500 -But if I'm not... -Mm-mm-mm. 1443 01:20:12,540 --> 01:20:13,670 You'll be back soon. 1444 01:20:17,070 --> 01:20:18,980 You are not always careful, Tom. 1445 01:20:20,550 --> 01:20:21,860 Promise me you'll be careful. 1446 01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:25,640 I promise. 1447 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:33,260 [suspenseful music playing] 1448 01:21:00,630 --> 01:21:02,680 [Webster] You could be involved in a murder investigation. 1449 01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:04,860 -Murder? -Murder? 1450 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,510 Murder, fraud, 1451 01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:09,030 body snatching too, 1452 01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:11,640 according to your associate, Bernard Sayles 1453 01:21:12,170 --> 01:21:13,860 Of course he'll walk away from most of this, 1454 01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:15,300 having been so very helpful to the police. 1455 01:21:17,170 --> 01:21:19,870 As for this proposed press conference with Derwatt, 1456 01:21:21,870 --> 01:21:23,180 if Mr. Ripley shows up 1457 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,660 don't let him know anything's amiss. 1458 01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:26,880 Whatever he says, go along with it. 1459 01:21:27,310 --> 01:21:28,880 I want to give him enough rope 1460 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:29,970 so that he can hang himself. 1461 01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:32,270 So to speak. 1462 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,060 So to speak. 1463 01:21:34,670 --> 01:21:35,670 Oh, God. 1464 01:21:37,370 --> 01:21:38,630 [Honey] Sorry. 1465 01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:41,110 Do you think we should lay on some drinks for the press? 1466 01:21:41,590 --> 01:21:42,760 Absolutely. 1467 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:45,550 It's my funeral and after all, 1468 01:21:45,590 --> 01:21:47,770 what's a good funeral without tons of booze? 1469 01:21:48,290 --> 01:21:50,290 [Cynthia] Now don't start spiraling, Jeffrey. 1470 01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:52,210 It's all falling down around our heads. 1471 01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:53,690 You're coked off your head, aren't you? 1472 01:21:53,730 --> 01:21:55,300 Darling, if I were any higher, I'd be talking to Jesus. 1473 01:21:56,910 --> 01:21:59,780 [horn honking] 1474 01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:03,350 Listen! We tell the police everything! 1475 01:22:03,390 --> 01:22:04,740 Really? 1476 01:22:04,780 --> 01:22:06,310 Murderers force people to do things. 1477 01:22:06,350 --> 01:22:07,790 We were frightened for our lives. Hold this. 1478 01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:10,140 Well, now that you mention it, 1479 01:22:10,570 --> 01:22:12,010 I mean, he did scare me a little. 1480 01:22:13,230 --> 01:22:14,970 And after all, what are a few extra charges 1481 01:22:15,010 --> 01:22:16,010 when you're accused of murder? 1482 01:22:17,410 --> 01:22:20,190 And anyway, it'll serve him right 1483 01:22:20,230 --> 01:22:22,540 for dragging us into this bloody train wreck. 1484 01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:24,540 -Kicking and screaming, huh? -[gasps] 1485 01:22:24,590 --> 01:22:26,720 Oh, my God. I think I've just had a stroke. 1486 01:22:27,070 --> 01:22:30,460 You see as I recall, I dragged you guys 1487 01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:32,330 kicking and screaming all the way to the bank. 1488 01:22:34,030 --> 01:22:35,990 So what'll "serve me right," Jeff? 1489 01:22:36,030 --> 01:22:37,250 [Jeff] It'll serve you right if... 1490 01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:41,470 -if they laugh at you. -[Cynthia laughs] 1491 01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:42,600 -[Jeff] I mean... -[Cynthia] Yes. 1492 01:22:42,650 --> 01:22:44,080 ...I don't know what you have in mind, 1493 01:22:44,130 --> 01:22:45,610 unless you plan to go into a room full of journalists 1494 01:22:45,650 --> 01:22:46,570 and try to impersonate Derwatt. 1495 01:22:46,610 --> 01:22:47,740 [laughs] 1496 01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:50,260 Oh, my God! You are! 1497 01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:52,610 -You're not. Are you? -Shut up. 1498 01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:54,440 [Tom] Oh, hey. 1499 01:22:54,490 --> 01:22:55,750 I just saw Inspector Webster leave here a minute ago. 1500 01:22:55,790 --> 01:22:57,050 -Really? -Oh. 1501 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,010 So, I assume he got to you, did he? 1502 01:23:00,970 --> 01:23:02,840 That's right, Tom, he did. 1503 01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:04,800 Well, you're a murderer. 1504 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,760 Darling, you know that I would do anything for you, 1505 01:23:08,330 --> 01:23:10,150 but we really do need to take care of ourselves here. 1506 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,420 Oh, hey, just for the record, I'm not a murderer. 1507 01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:13,850 Right. Okay. 1508 01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:15,680 Even though I do have a dead body in the car. 1509 01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:18,730 Anyway, I don't have time to argue about all of that 1510 01:23:18,770 --> 01:23:20,950 if I'm going to get ready to meet with the press. 1511 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,820 But I just can't have you guys talking to the police anymore. 1512 01:23:23,860 --> 01:23:25,300 Yes, Tom. 1513 01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:27,040 I mean, who knows what you're liable to tell them. 1514 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,300 -Nothing. -Really. Absolutely nothing. 1515 01:23:28,350 --> 01:23:29,300 -We wouldn't say a word. -My lips are sealed. 1516 01:23:30,090 --> 01:23:32,050 -Oh. -[laughs] 1517 01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:33,790 Ah, I really wish I could trust you guys. 1518 01:23:44,490 --> 01:23:46,190 Because if you kept your mouths shut, 1519 01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:47,190 everything could turn out just fine. 1520 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,020 So just take some time to think about it, all right? 1521 01:23:53,980 --> 01:23:56,110 [sighs] Well, at least he didn't kill us. 1522 01:23:56,810 --> 01:23:58,030 I never thought he was going to. 1523 01:23:58,070 --> 01:23:59,200 Yes, you did! 1524 01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:06,560 Take me to see Derwatt's body. 1525 01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,820 What are you doing with that? Are you crazy? 1526 01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:10,260 So they say. 1527 01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:14,650 Go on, get in, get in. 1528 01:24:21,230 --> 01:24:23,230 It's Oliver, Sir. They're just leaving. 1529 01:24:23,660 --> 01:24:24,660 Thank you. 1530 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:30,100 [suspenseful music playing] 1531 01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:38,630 How much farther? 1532 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,290 [Tom] Oh, very close, Bernard. Very close. 1533 01:24:41,330 --> 01:24:45,600 [suspenseful music playing] 1534 01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:51,820 I can't believe I did it. 1535 01:24:51,860 --> 01:24:53,130 Did what? 1536 01:24:53,170 --> 01:24:54,820 Stopped you before it was too late. 1537 01:24:54,870 --> 01:24:56,740 Oh, yeah? How do you figure? 1538 01:24:57,220 --> 01:24:59,480 You're evil, Tom. You know that? 1539 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,400 Everything you do is evil. You're not human, Tom. 1540 01:25:02,790 --> 01:25:04,490 Well, it's true. 1541 01:25:04,530 --> 01:25:05,970 I haven't always been a good person, Bernard. 1542 01:25:06,010 --> 01:25:07,360 But an angel descended, 1543 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:08,920 and since then I've really tried. 1544 01:25:08,970 --> 01:25:10,140 An angel? 1545 01:25:10,190 --> 01:25:11,360 What, you don't believe in angels? 1546 01:25:11,410 --> 01:25:12,580 No, I don't believe you'll ever see one. 1547 01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:14,280 [chuckles] See that's where you're wrong. 1548 01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:17,110 A beautiful, golden angel descended upon me 1549 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,810 and has led me to the path of righteousness. 1550 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,110 -How can that be evil, huh? -Shut up! 1551 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,030 Everyone says I'm crazy. I'm the crazy one. 1552 01:25:24,070 --> 01:25:25,940 -But it's you, Tom. -[rock music playing on radio] 1553 01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:27,250 You're fucked in the head, mate. 1554 01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:28,990 In one ear and out the other going backwards. 1555 01:25:29,030 --> 01:25:30,080 You're fucked in the head. 1556 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:31,560 Tom, for God's sake, stop it! 1557 01:25:31,990 --> 01:25:33,560 Tom, I'm serious. 1558 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,690 Turn that fucking thing down! I'm serious! 1559 01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:39,000 [tire screeching] 1560 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:43,180 [suspenseful music playing] 1561 01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:49,750 Shit. 1562 01:25:49,790 --> 01:25:51,320 Tom. What's that? 1563 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:53,750 We're getting fumes in from the tank, Tom. 1564 01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,150 [Tom] No, no. 1565 01:25:55,190 --> 01:25:56,620 It's just the gasoline in the back seat, Bernard. 1566 01:25:56,670 --> 01:25:57,410 What? 1567 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,890 There's a can of gas behind your seat. 1568 01:26:00,930 --> 01:26:03,240 Well, why is there a can of gas behind my seat? 1569 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,240 So the car can burn when we crash. 1570 01:26:05,290 --> 01:26:07,070 -But why would you crash it? -Oh, I'm not going to crash it. 1571 01:26:07,590 --> 01:26:08,380 But what? 1572 01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:10,550 Derwatt is. 1573 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:11,990 Bloody Christ! 1574 01:26:12,030 --> 01:26:14,160 -[Bernard yells] -[gunshot] 1575 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:20,080 [Bernard groans] 1576 01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:26,180 [Bernard yelling] 1577 01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:34,180 [explosion] 1578 01:26:55,730 --> 01:26:58,120 [breathes heavily] 1579 01:27:02,430 --> 01:27:04,260 I can't feel my legs, Tom. 1580 01:27:06,910 --> 01:27:08,260 Tom! 1581 01:27:08,310 --> 01:27:10,440 Tom, what are you doing? What are you doing? 1582 01:27:13,270 --> 01:27:16,140 [yells] 1583 01:27:16,180 --> 01:27:17,750 Don't leave me in here with him. 1584 01:27:17,790 --> 01:27:20,100 Get me out of here. Tom, please. 1585 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:24,500 What are you doing? Get me out of here. 1586 01:27:24,540 --> 01:27:25,410 Stop, Tom. 1587 01:27:26,020 --> 01:27:27,850 I can't feel my legs, Tom. 1588 01:27:27,890 --> 01:27:29,330 I can't move my legs, mate. 1589 01:27:30,810 --> 01:27:31,890 What you doing? 1590 01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:33,770 Tom, get me out! 1591 01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:36,290 [yells] 1592 01:27:36,330 --> 01:27:37,770 You got to help me, mate. 1593 01:27:39,030 --> 01:27:40,470 You're a monster. 1594 01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:42,560 Get me out! 1595 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:54,480 Tom, get me out of here! 1596 01:27:58,790 --> 01:28:01,140 [Bernard yells] 1597 01:28:03,270 --> 01:28:04,320 [explosion] 1598 01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:09,320 [siren wailing in distant] 1599 01:28:09,370 --> 01:28:12,760 Oh, you bastard! You sick bastard! 1600 01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:17,330 [siren blaring] 1601 01:28:19,810 --> 01:28:21,730 I just saved your miserable life, Bernard. 1602 01:28:24,990 --> 01:28:26,470 [brakes screech] 1603 01:28:27,380 --> 01:28:28,990 So he starts yelling 1604 01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:31,340 and waving his gun around like a lunatic saying, 1605 01:28:31,390 --> 01:28:33,650 "I'm Derwatt. I'm the real Derwatt." 1606 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:35,610 You know, and he really believes it. 1607 01:28:35,650 --> 01:28:37,700 So they're screaming back and forth, 1608 01:28:37,740 --> 01:28:39,530 and Derwatt's driving like a maniac as usual. 1609 01:28:39,570 --> 01:28:41,620 And Bernard's waving the gun around like a lunatic. 1610 01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:44,710 Now, wait. Derwatt was in the car with you? 1611 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:45,750 Yeah. 1612 01:28:46,230 --> 01:28:49,360 [laughs] Fascinating story. 1613 01:28:49,410 --> 01:28:50,930 [man] There's someone's in there. 1614 01:28:50,970 --> 01:28:53,150 [indistinct radio chatter] 1615 01:29:10,380 --> 01:29:12,080 You're telling me that that's Derwatt? 1616 01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:14,130 Oh, yeah, of course. It's like I've been telling you. 1617 01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:16,260 We were on our way to the press conference. 1618 01:29:16,300 --> 01:29:17,960 They got into an argument, and the next thing I know, 1619 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:19,220 we're wrapped around a tree. 1620 01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:20,870 And I suppose, uh, quite conveniently, 1621 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,090 that Derwatt's life is insured for millions by your company? 1622 01:29:24,140 --> 01:29:27,140 That, I wouldn't know, but that's entirely possible. 1623 01:29:27,660 --> 01:29:29,620 And you think this little house of cards 1624 01:29:30,100 --> 01:29:31,580 would stand up in a court of law? 1625 01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:32,670 Yeah, I do. 1626 01:29:33,620 --> 01:29:35,450 In fact, I think the evidence will speak for itself. 1627 01:29:36,150 --> 01:29:37,410 What about Bernard? 1628 01:29:37,450 --> 01:29:39,540 What about what he says happened? 1629 01:29:39,590 --> 01:29:41,850 Personally, I think Bernard suffered a nervous breakdown. 1630 01:29:41,890 --> 01:29:43,630 Just last week, he tried to kill himself. 1631 01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:44,980 if it wasn't for Jeff and Cynthia and I, 1632 01:29:45,030 --> 01:29:46,420 he wouldn't be here. 1633 01:29:46,460 --> 01:29:48,070 And here's the kicker. Tonight he tells me I'm evil 1634 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:49,640 and that he thought that he'd killed me. 1635 01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:51,690 I did kill you, and I'll kill you again... 1636 01:29:51,730 --> 01:29:53,340 -you evil bastard! -I don't think it would be fair 1637 01:29:53,380 --> 01:29:54,780 to drag Bernard into court. 1638 01:29:54,820 --> 01:29:56,860 [Bernard] I'm going to get him, I am! 1639 01:29:56,910 --> 01:29:59,260 I can't see how his testimony would hold weight. 1640 01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:00,780 [indistinct ratio chatter] 1641 01:30:00,830 --> 01:30:03,220 Oh, this dance isn't over yet. 1642 01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:04,700 [car turning over] 1643 01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,220 Not by a stretch. 1644 01:30:06,270 --> 01:30:09,490 [siren blaring] 1645 01:30:15,930 --> 01:30:20,500 [birds chirping] 1646 01:30:30,940 --> 01:30:32,900 [man in French] 1647 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:35,430 [woman in French] 1648 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,430 [man speaking French] 1649 01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:45,740 [birds chirping] 1650 01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:23,860 [dramatic music playing] 1651 01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:34,270 [cracks] 1652 01:31:50,410 --> 01:31:51,590 [church bell rings] 1653 01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:56,770 [woman speaks French] 1654 01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:01,900 [pops] 1655 01:32:02,510 --> 01:32:06,780 [chamber music playing] 1656 01:32:15,180 --> 01:32:17,920 [indistinct chatter] 1657 01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:26,190 [knocks] 1658 01:32:26,230 --> 01:32:27,490 Hey, you guys. 1659 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,230 I thought you could use a little bubbly. 1660 01:32:29,890 --> 01:32:30,980 You are an angel. 1661 01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:33,930 -[Jeff] Good luck. -Enjoy the show. 1662 01:32:33,980 --> 01:32:35,410 [Jeff] Bye. 1663 01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:36,810 [Cynthia] I always knew that Tom would land on his feet. 1664 01:32:36,850 --> 01:32:37,720 Absolutely. 1665 01:32:38,810 --> 01:32:40,590 You know what this room really needs? 1666 01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:42,810 -[Cynthia] What? -A great big Derwatt. 1667 01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:45,950 [Sophie] There's a gentleman waiting downstairs for you. 1668 01:32:46,470 --> 01:32:48,560 Oh, merci,Sophie. 1669 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:52,740 Ah, what impeccable timing. 1670 01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:56,130 If my timing was impeccable, you'd be behind bars now. 1671 01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:58,960 Did you know that invitations were required 1672 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,010 -for these occasions? -Oh, don't be inhospitable. 1673 01:33:01,270 --> 01:33:03,660 I've brought you a wedding present. 1674 01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:07,790 Remember this? 1675 01:33:08,270 --> 01:33:09,270 No. 1676 01:33:10,010 --> 01:33:11,150 Well, how could you? 1677 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:13,230 Bernard painted it while he was relaxing 1678 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:14,670 in the sanatorium. 1679 01:33:15,060 --> 01:33:17,060 Yeah, I see he signed Derwatt's signature, too. 1680 01:33:17,110 --> 01:33:18,280 [chuckles] 1681 01:33:18,330 --> 01:33:19,760 Sure hope he wasn't arrested for forgery. 1682 01:33:19,810 --> 01:33:21,630 No, on the contrary. I was most appreciative. 1683 01:33:22,850 --> 01:33:25,120 Well, obviously it's-- it's a crime scene. 1684 01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:26,990 -Mm-hmm. -[Webster] There you are 1685 01:33:27,030 --> 01:33:29,640 lying on the ground, knocked unconscious by Bernard 1686 01:33:29,690 --> 01:33:34,130 and there is the late Neil Murchison. 1687 01:33:34,170 --> 01:33:37,300 Now, I didn't recognize him at first. 1688 01:33:37,350 --> 01:33:40,220 So, on a hunch, I called his wife. 1689 01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:42,000 Now, according to Mrs. Murchison, 1690 01:33:42,050 --> 01:33:45,750 hardly anyone knew that her husband wore a toupee. 1691 01:33:45,790 --> 01:33:47,750 -Really? -[Webster] Bernard knew. 1692 01:33:47,790 --> 01:33:49,920 Bernard had seen him without his toupee. 1693 01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:53,540 Bernard was painting him from life... 1694 01:33:54,320 --> 01:33:55,630 or rather death. 1695 01:33:55,930 --> 01:33:56,890 Hmm. 1696 01:33:58,370 --> 01:33:59,630 Let me show you something. 1697 01:34:02,070 --> 01:34:05,110 [indistinct chatter] 1698 01:34:10,420 --> 01:34:13,380 I've always wondered whether you really had green fingers 1699 01:34:13,430 --> 01:34:16,650 or whether, as you say, there was something magical 1700 01:34:16,690 --> 01:34:18,650 about the soil of Belle Ombre. 1701 01:34:20,610 --> 01:34:23,130 Well, let's see if it's magical enough 1702 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:25,740 to make a body vanish. 1703 01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:31,270 Mr. Plisson has taken a keen interest 1704 01:34:31,310 --> 01:34:33,270 in all the gardening you've been doing recently. 1705 01:34:34,490 --> 01:34:38,150 [indistinct chatter] 1706 01:34:38,540 --> 01:34:43,150 [dramatic music playing] 1707 01:35:00,690 --> 01:35:01,650 [knocking on door] 1708 01:35:01,690 --> 01:35:02,520 [in French] 1709 01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:06,700 [in French] 1710 01:35:07,220 --> 01:35:09,180 [in French] 1711 01:35:10,530 --> 01:35:11,570 [in French] 1712 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:13,750 [in French] 1713 01:35:14,570 --> 01:35:17,750 [in French] 1714 01:35:18,930 --> 01:35:20,100 [in French] 1715 01:35:31,370 --> 01:35:34,200 [in French] 1716 01:35:36,810 --> 01:35:37,770 [in French] 1717 01:35:39,990 --> 01:35:40,730 [scoffs] 1718 01:35:46,260 --> 01:35:48,260 Well, you're welcome to play in the garden all you like. 1719 01:35:48,300 --> 01:35:50,390 But you'll have to excuse me, because it's my wedding day. 1720 01:35:51,090 --> 01:35:52,520 I'm not beaten yet. 1721 01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:55,400 So that'll be your little secret. 1722 01:36:02,750 --> 01:36:07,280 [Priest speaking French] 1723 01:36:12,460 --> 01:36:14,020 [speaks French] 1724 01:36:17,850 --> 01:36:21,950 [Priest speaking French] 1725 01:36:28,820 --> 01:36:30,690 [speaks French] 1726 01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:32,690 [Priest in French] 1727 01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:51,580 [Priest in French] 1728 01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:55,020 Am I so ugly you don't want to kiss me? 1729 01:36:55,980 --> 01:36:57,070 [chuckles] 1730 01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:03,990 [applause] 1731 01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:08,120 [cheering] 1732 01:37:08,170 --> 01:37:12,600 [chamber music playing] 1733 01:37:13,340 --> 01:37:16,650 [yelling in French] 1734 01:37:19,920 --> 01:37:21,610 Did you know that her father's a widower? 1735 01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:25,270 -Really? -Mm. 1736 01:37:28,010 --> 01:37:29,580 [Tom] Oh, by the way, darling, 1737 01:37:29,620 --> 01:37:31,450 what did you do with our friend from Ohio? 1738 01:37:32,540 --> 01:37:33,760 I'm glad you reminded me. 1739 01:37:34,540 --> 01:37:36,540 We have to make a stop before the airport. 1740 01:37:36,930 --> 01:37:39,110 [chuckles] Sweetheart, you think of everything. 1741 01:37:40,150 --> 01:37:41,290 I try. 1742 01:37:42,460 --> 01:37:44,290 [Tom] Such a perfect place for a wedding. 1743 01:37:44,590 --> 01:37:46,900 We should really find a way to thank your father. 1744 01:37:46,940 --> 01:37:48,900 I think the nicest way we could thank Papa 1745 01:37:48,950 --> 01:37:50,080 is help him to move on... 1746 01:37:50,950 --> 01:37:52,380 to a better world. 1747 01:37:52,730 --> 01:37:54,650 And all of this will be ours. 1748 01:37:57,650 --> 01:38:02,480 [upbeat music playing] 1749 01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:55,070 [suspenseful music playing] 123721