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- Hey. Morning.
- Can you grab the milk?
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[yelps]
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Oh, my God.
Is it another rat?
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No.
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It's food.
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Close it and open it again.
I don't believe it's real.
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Who did this?
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Not me; I've got
four dollars in my wallet
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and it's got to last me
till next week.
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Well, it wasn't me either
and, by the way,
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you have two dollars
in your wallet.
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Look, look.
There's strawberry jam.
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With seeds.
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So you know it came from
real strawberries.
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- Morning.
- Adam,
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there's food in the house.
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[chuckles]:
I know, I bought it.
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I'm tired of coming home
at 2:00 a.m. after work
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and finding a box of baking soda
and a fuzzy lemon.
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Okay, this jam is mine,
I called it.
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You know,
I went crazy and bought
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some bread
to put that on.
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Bread? I want bread.
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I call that, too.
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Adam, how much did you spend?
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Don't worry about it.
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We're doing really well
at the bar
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and we deserve
nice things.
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Nice things I get,
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but what's with
the fancy-ass beans?
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They're not
the grocery store brand?
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Nope. Check out the lid.
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[gasps]
A pop-top!
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Okay, Bill Gates,
now you're just showboating.
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♪♪
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How's the fruit
looking today?
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Must we do this dance?
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You're right.
Cheeseburger and fries.
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- You?
- I'll just have a side of mayo.
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I'm not even
in the mood to ask.
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Is there a
new mayo diet?
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Is it hard?
Is it working?
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'Cause you look good.
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I'm on the eat all the food
in the fridge
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before it spoils diet.
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She had a turkey leg
and a box of cherry tomatoes
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- for breakfast.
- Yeah.
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You could have
helped out, too,
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Miss "yogurt that still had
a week to go."
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I usually like their fights,
but I don't get this one.
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Adam's bar is finally
bringing in
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a little money
and he had the audacity
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to fill our fridge
with food.
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And I'll be damned
if I'm letting any of it go bad.
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Here, banana-tizers
all around.
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That's great
that his bar's doing well.
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[panicked shushing]
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Jinxsy!
Don't say it out loud.
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Um...
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you just salted
that guy's baby.
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Why aren't you happy
the bar's doing well?
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[exclaims]
What did Bonnie just say?
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He smiled. [chuckles]
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Oh, stupid baby
thinks it's snowing.
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Look, I'm glad
it's happening,
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I just don't want Adam
going crazy with it.
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- He bought food.
- And running shoes.
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Running shoes.
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- [phone chimes]
- Aw.
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ALL: Yuri.
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But it's even better.
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It's him holding a cat.
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Ooh, let me see.
[gasps]
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- [chuckles]
- [meows]
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[meowing]
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Take the phone back.
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It's his cousin's cat,
they're roommates.
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[gasps] Which reminds me,
Christy.
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Sergei just broke up
with his girlfriend and I...
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- I'm in.
- Maybe I'd fix you guys up,
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- I mean...
- I said I'm in...-
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he's pretty cute
and I think you guys...
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Did you not just hear her?
She's about to jump up
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on this table and
start twerking.
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I really am.
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Okay, great, well,
how about we go
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to their place
for dinner Friday?
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No, no, not Friday.
We've got four pounds
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of pork shoulder
that's best before the 17th.
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I haven't touched a man
in ten months.
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I'm willing to take
my chances with old pork.
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Picking up your entire life
and moving to a strange country?
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- I can't imagine.
- Hmm.
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- You must get homesick.
- Sometimes.
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But then I shove ice cube
down his pants
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and say,
"Snap out of it!" [laughs]
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It's funny every time.
[laughs]
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[chuckling]
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How did you learn
to speak such good English?
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Ah. Watching
Law and Order: SVU.
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"In the criminal
justice system,
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"sexually based
offenses are...
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BOTH: ...considered
especially heinous."
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It's happening.
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No pressure... whatever
happens, happens.
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But it's happening.
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Who's ready for
Duncan Hines Bundt cake?
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TAMMY:
Ooh.
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They raise their
hands here.
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Oh.
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Go relax on couch,
we'll clean up.
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[Christy chuckles]
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- So what do you think?
- He's amazing.
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- [chuckles]
- They're both amazing.
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They cook,
they clean.
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And they're gentle,
sensitive lovers.
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Well, mine is.
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And Sergei plays the guitar,
so I can only assume...
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I could have a Russian boyfriend
who plays guitar? [chuckles]
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I always do this,
I get ahead of myself.
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Yeah, you're right.
It's just the first date.
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Be cool.
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But we are totally
having a double wedding.
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Right?
[laughs]
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Dessert is served.
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Sergei, he make
this cake himself.
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It's moist because
it has pudding inside.
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It's sweet that you guys
are so close.
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We are like
Three Musketeers.
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But only two.
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Don't make me emotional
in front of women.
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[knocking at door]
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Please enjoy your moist cake,
I will get this.
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[chuckles]
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Yuri, your cousin is so nice.
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Ah, he has good heart.
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[Yuri yelling
in Russian]
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[overlapping arguing
in Russian]
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[yelling continues]
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Is everything okay out there?
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It's just business.
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[arguing continues
in Russian]
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[man speaking Russian]
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[yelling in Russian]
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Sergei, please.
We are entertaining.
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I... Forgive me, ladies.
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Five minutes
and then Pictionary.
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[terse whispering]
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Christy, how's your cake?
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Stolen.
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I mean, moist. I mean, good.
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Who's uncomfortable?
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Is that a new hat?
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I guess, maybe.
I don't know.
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Well, you either went to a store
and bought a hat or you didn't.
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F-Fine, I bought a hat. [scoffs]
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You might want
to be nicer to me,
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I'm taking you out
for a surprise.
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I hate surprises.
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What kind of person
hates surprises?
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The kind who was
in the bath
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when the DEA
broke down the door.
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The first time.
The second time?
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[scoffs] I was ready for them.
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Well, this is a good surprise.
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Are we shopping
for expensive hats?
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Oh, my God.
I got it at the car wash.
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Oh, so now we're going
to fancy car washes.
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Yeah, I was in line
behind the queen.
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Uh, B-Bonnie.
Bonnie, you got
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to get over this.
I'm making money.
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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And I'll try.
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Good, 'cause we're here.
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What? No.
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No, no.
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I don't want a new car.
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I don't need a new car.
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My car is fine.[stammers]
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Your left window
doesn't close,
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you have a hole in the
floor and when you park it
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out front of the bar,
it scares customers away.
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Is the bar doing well
or are customers scared away?
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'Cause it can't be both.
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There she is, my favorite
ex-mother-in-law.
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Oh, God. This yahoo?
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Hey, Baxter.
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Was she surprised?
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Yeah, it made her super mad.
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You know, everything you want
a present to do.
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I'm not angry.
I just don't need a new car.
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Will you at least
let him show you
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the one that we picked out?
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[groans] Fine.
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[claps hands]
Change is uncomfortable.
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But you know
what is not uncomfortable?
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Heated leather seats.
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My ass is hot
enough on its own.
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Slide on in there, Bonnie.
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Got the yacht rock all fired up.
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Christopher Cross and you
are ready to ride like the wind.
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Just don't get caught
between
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the moon and New York City.
[chuckles]
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Stay in your lane, Wheels.
I got this.
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I don't know how many times
I got to tell you guys I...
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Oh.
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Lumbar support.
Shuts the yapper every time.
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Hey. I see a little smile.
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Someone's starting to like it.
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Okay, okay, how much?
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Don't worry about that,
we can afford it.
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How much?
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I worked out the
sweetest deal ever.
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Zero down,
$350 a month.
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- How many months?
- Does that...
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- How many months?
- 72.
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72 months? Who knows
if we'll still be together!
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Wh-What?
We're getting married.
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Yeah, you can get out of that.
This, you're locked in.
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Let me out.
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Get me out of here.
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- There's a button.
- Well, there's a million buttons!
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["Ride Like The Wind"
by Christopher Cross playing]
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Will you...
Bonnie, stop.
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Screw it. I'm going C-section.
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Be careful on the roof,
these things are not well made.
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I will see you at home,
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and don't be late
'cause I'm making that ham.
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- Want to get high?
- Absolutely.
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Hey, Taylor.
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How's your day?
How's it going?
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What, your friends aren't here
so now you want to talk?
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Oh, come on,
I'm not like that.
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Hmm.
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Don't you have a son
in college?
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I'm 30.
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Well, this has been fun.
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Hey, Tammy!
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Sorry I'm late,
I was at Yuri's.
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We had the place
to ourselves,
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- Please stop.
- And we... Oh, I need
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to say it out loud.
We made love.
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Good for you.
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Oh, that reminds me,
this is from Sergei.
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An Apple Watch?
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To quote Sergei,
he's "smeetten" with you.
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Tammy, I can't keep this.
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Why?
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Despite the fact
that it looks cool and...
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Oh, my God,
it's taking my pulse...
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I'm pretty sure it's stolen.
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What?
No, he knows a guy.
254
00:09:57,969 --> 00:10:00,949
Tammy, we both know what
it means when you know a guy.
255
00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:02,166
[scoffs]And come on,
256
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,081
that business in the apartment
with the TVs...
257
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,876
Okay, so no man's perfect,
258
00:10:05,964 --> 00:10:08,378
but I really think you should
give Sergei another chance.
259
00:10:08,497 --> 00:10:11,499
I'm not talking about me.
You're on parole
260
00:10:11,587 --> 00:10:14,415
and Sergei's obviously involved
in illegal activity.
261
00:10:14,558 --> 00:10:16,967
You're taking a huge risk every
time you're in that apartment.
262
00:10:17,054 --> 00:10:18,673
Well, I can't take Yuri
to Marjorie's,
263
00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:20,890
it's the least sexy place
on the planet.
264
00:10:20,978 --> 00:10:22,186
[imitating Marjorie]:
"Oh, are you two gonna get
265
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,935
hot and bothered?"
266
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,993
This is serious.
You could go back to prison.
267
00:10:28,081 --> 00:10:29,931
Look, I'm not stupid, okay?
268
00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:32,761
I know Sergei's a little shady,
but Yuri's clean.
269
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,825
Even if he is, the fact
that he lives with him...
270
00:10:34,912 --> 00:10:36,596
Stop.
I got this.
271
00:10:36,765 --> 00:10:39,349
I have an amazing
guy and I'm not screwing it up.
272
00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:42,461
- I think I'm just gonna go.
- Tammy...
273
00:10:42,549 --> 00:10:44,201
No, you know what,
I could eat.
274
00:10:45,336 --> 00:10:47,799
I just made love
for three hours.
275
00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:58,310
Can you believe
that guy?
276
00:10:58,398 --> 00:11:01,475
Men, always trying
to buy us cars.
277
00:11:02,534 --> 00:11:03,780
You think this is a joke?
278
00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:06,073
I don't know.
For as long as I can remember,
279
00:11:06,161 --> 00:11:08,807
you've always said, "If I ever
have money, I want a new car."
280
00:11:08,895 --> 00:11:11,436
I just think this spending
is tempting the fates.
281
00:11:11,524 --> 00:11:13,421
You know, putting
a big target on us,
282
00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:16,012
like, "Hey, Universe,
look over here. We got money."
283
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,905
Next thing you know, your
pet monkey rips your face off.
284
00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,320
At least you'd have money
for a new face.
285
00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:24,529
No, I wouldn't because Adam
spent it all on hats.
286
00:11:25,156 --> 00:11:26,174
Hey.
287
00:11:26,262 --> 00:11:27,318
Hello.
288
00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:28,612
- Is that the hat?
- Uh-huh.
289
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,250
Good Lord.
290
00:11:31,696 --> 00:11:32,744
I don't want to fight.
291
00:11:32,831 --> 00:11:33,920
I don't either.
292
00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:35,915
Well, good.
I'm just confused.
293
00:11:36,003 --> 00:11:38,114
What is the point
of me busting my ass,
294
00:11:38,202 --> 00:11:39,545
smelling like wings and beer,
295
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,014
barely spending
any time with you,
296
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,138
if I can't at least treat
my family to a few nice things.
297
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,757
Aw, he called me family.
298
00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:48,698
You're so easy.
299
00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:51,344
It's just I've always
wanted to have money
300
00:11:51,432 --> 00:11:54,052
and now that we do,
I'm afraid we're gonna lose it.
301
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,736
Oh, you worrying
about us going broke
302
00:11:55,824 --> 00:11:58,009
makes me feel like you don't
have much confidence in me.
303
00:11:58,096 --> 00:11:59,815
Well, I'm sorry,
I don't mean that.
304
00:11:59,902 --> 00:12:02,296
Then can you maybe
try to trust me?
305
00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:05,398
Yeah, Mom,
for the family.
306
00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:13,220
All right,
I will trust you.
307
00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:15,004
Good, because
I bought you the car.
308
00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:17,377
What?
How could you do that?
309
00:12:17,465 --> 00:12:19,531
What? Because I know
you're gonna love it.
310
00:12:19,619 --> 00:12:22,055
Ow!
311
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,950
Unbelievable.
You're so selfish.
312
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,321
- That really dinged me.
- Selfish?
313
00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:28,757
Left a dent.
314
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,846
You know what?
I'm gonna take it back.
315
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,326
You do
what you want.
316
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,935
Am I bleeding?
317
00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:35,436
Where'd you park it?
318
00:12:35,524 --> 00:12:37,679
It's the only car out front
with a bow on it!
319
00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:41,699
I'm a little dizzy.
320
00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,155
Mama?
321
00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:50,469
So he-he just threw
the keys at you?
322
00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:54,180
I don't really remember.
I kind of blacked out.
323
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:56,654
Anyway...
324
00:12:57,055 --> 00:12:59,391
sorry for coming by
unannounced.
325
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,399
Oh, it's okay. Lots of people
come here unannounced.
326
00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:04,865
At least it's not 2:00
in the morning.
327
00:13:05,707 --> 00:13:08,909
Yeah, that's kind of what
I wanted to talk to you about.
328
00:13:09,537 --> 00:13:11,491
You know Tammy's
on parole, right?
329
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:13,938
Yes, I love her
anyway.
330
00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:17,501
She could get into a lot of
trouble for dating a guy
331
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,222
who's living with
a sweet, handsome,
332
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:22,479
but obviously
criminal cousin.
333
00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:25,563
Which reminds me,
334
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,745
please give this
back to Sergei.
335
00:13:28,881 --> 00:13:30,644
Oh, Sergei's
not criminal,
336
00:13:30,732 --> 00:13:33,416
he is what we call
"middleman."
337
00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:37,141
Dimitri and Misha,
now those guys are criminals.
338
00:13:38,802 --> 00:13:41,773
Look, you don't want Tammy
to go back to prison, right?
339
00:13:41,861 --> 00:13:43,013
Of course not.
340
00:13:43,196 --> 00:13:46,226
But you live with somebody
she can't be around.
341
00:13:46,897 --> 00:13:51,057
Oh, so as long as I'm living
with Sergei, she's at risk?
342
00:13:51,145 --> 00:13:52,504
Yes.
343
00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:55,800
I get it.
344
00:13:57,318 --> 00:13:58,803
Thank you, Yuri.
345
00:13:59,995 --> 00:14:01,893
No, thank you,
Christy.
346
00:14:05,419 --> 00:14:07,595
Shall I tell Sergei
that you came by?
347
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:14,177
I'm not on parole,
why the hell not?
348
00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:18,232
Hey there,
can I tell you about our...
349
00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,906
- No.
- You look like
350
00:14:19,994 --> 00:14:21,035
- you're in the market...
- No.
351
00:14:21,122 --> 00:14:23,706
- There's my favorite...
- No. Office, now.
352
00:14:23,982 --> 00:14:25,888
- Want a jelly doughnut?
- No!
353
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:28,103
Well, I do.
354
00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,575
What's wrong?
Having trouble with the Sirius XM?
355
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,300
A lot of our
older custom...
356
00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:37,233
A lot of our
customers do.
357
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,127
I'm returning the car.
358
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,150
- Bonnie, sit down.
- No.
359
00:14:41,237 --> 00:14:43,758
Okay, well, I'm sitting.
I'm on my feet all day.
360
00:14:43,861 --> 00:14:44,980
Hey, if I showed
you a thing,
361
00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:47,135
could you tell me
if it's a corn?
362
00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:49,456
I want you to tear up
the contract.
363
00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:53,412
Look, I have a pretty good idea
of what you're going through.
364
00:14:53,587 --> 00:14:55,425
You got jelly on your shirt.
365
00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:57,274
Aw, damn it.
366
00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:01,802
Dance with a jelly doughnut,
sometimes you pay the piper.
367
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,249
Look, when I met Candace,
368
00:15:05,511 --> 00:15:07,291
I was living in my van.
369
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:10,716
Now I have a five bedroom house,
membership at a golf club,
370
00:15:10,832 --> 00:15:13,575
collection of vintage
arcade games. [chuckles]
371
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,379
Frogger, so underrated.
372
00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:20,869
Son of a...
373
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,753
Is this going somewhere?
374
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,406
What I'm trying to say is
it took me a while to get used
375
00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:30,259
to having nice things,
but it turns out, it's great.
376
00:15:30,498 --> 00:15:32,921
But aren't you afraid
it's all gonna go away?
377
00:15:34,272 --> 00:15:37,863
Even if it does, at least
I enjoyed it while it lasted.
378
00:15:38,574 --> 00:15:41,533
Huh.
That actually makes sense.
379
00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:45,251
Really? 'Cause when I was
saying it, it sounded weird.
380
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:48,207
I don't know, maybe I am
getting in my own way.
381
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,321
I've always been a "live in
the moment" kind of gal,
382
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,624
and now I'm obsessing
about something
383
00:15:51,711 --> 00:15:53,061
that hasn't even happened.
384
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:56,057
Thoughts are not reality.
385
00:15:56,770 --> 00:16:00,046
Wow, listen to me,
and I'm not even high.
386
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,651
Baxter.
387
00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:04,089
Fine, tail end of a good buzz.
388
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,682
Enjoy this
while you can.
389
00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:09,477
Aren't you afraid
it's gonna make you soft?
390
00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,257
Oh, I'm soft,
391
00:16:12,312 --> 00:16:13,387
but Candace is loaded.
392
00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:15,275
As long as I'm with her,
I'm fine.
393
00:16:15,363 --> 00:16:18,096
And you sure you two are solid,
jelly boy?
394
00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:19,581
Yeah.
395
00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:22,096
Are we solid?
396
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:28,565
Hey, sweetie, I just
called to say I lo...
397
00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:30,838
Yeah, sure,
you can call me back.
398
00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:34,668
It's fine.
She's just a little busy.
399
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,511
Hey, Tammy. Aren't
you going inside?
400
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:43,400
- I've been waiting for you.
- Oh.
401
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,791
[mocking]: Oh.Oh...
402
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,669
Yuri told me you had
a little talk with him.
403
00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:51,540
Okay, yes, you're mad,
404
00:16:51,628 --> 00:16:53,316
but I just felt
it was important
405
00:16:53,404 --> 00:16:55,167
- that he knew...
- He dumped me.
406
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,851
- What?
- Yeah.
407
00:16:56,938 --> 00:16:59,941
No. No, no, no, no,
he wasn't supposed to dump you,
408
00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:01,118
he was supposed
to dump Sergei.
409
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:02,611
He can't dump Sergei,
he's family,
410
00:17:02,699 --> 00:17:04,669
and he's the whole reason
Yuri's in America.
411
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,523
- I'm so sorry.
- I thought we were friends.
412
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,303
We are. That's why I did it.
I love you too much
413
00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:12,915
- to see you go back to prison.
- [scoffs]
414
00:17:13,003 --> 00:17:15,458
I set you up on a date,
and you ruined my life.
415
00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:16,958
Tammy, come on.
416
00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:18,748
Just a heads-up,
I'm gonna share
417
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:19,630
the crap out of this in there,
418
00:17:19,718 --> 00:17:21,632
and I'm not gonna say your name
'cause that's not cool,
419
00:17:21,719 --> 00:17:24,730
but they're gonna know.
Oh, they're gonna know!
420
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,906
♪ And I've got such
a long way to go ♪
421
00:17:38,994 --> 00:17:40,153
♪ Such a long way
to go ♪
422
00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:43,314
♪ To make it to the
border of Mexico ♪
423
00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:46,929
♪ So I'll ride
like the wind ♪
424
00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:49,291
BOTH:
♪ Ride like the wind ♪
425
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,928
♪ Gonna ride like the wind ♪
426
00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:53,056
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
427
00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:54,747
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
428
00:17:54,835 --> 00:17:56,869
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
429
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,443
- What are you looking at?
- ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
430
00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:00,872
BOTH:
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
431
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,812
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
432
00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:06,695
♪ Bah, bah, bah... ♪
433
00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:08,206
This is what
I wanted to see.
434
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:10,501
- You happy, enjoying this.
- I am.
435
00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:13,599
And you even upgraded the model,
got all the bells and whistles.
436
00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:15,316
Hey, I wanted to do it right.
437
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,374
We might have to live
in this thing someday.
438
00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:20,322
But still, did you need
the rear entertainment system?
439
00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:24,491
You guys ever see Minions?
It is so good!
440
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:27,369
I could totally live back here.
441
00:18:30,407 --> 00:18:31,582
[music volume increases]
442
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,280
♪ Ride like the wind ♪
443
00:18:33,368 --> 00:18:34,733
BOTH:
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
444
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:38,260
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah,
dah, dah, dah, dah. ♪
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