All language subtitles for Love Island S09E41 (Awafim.tv)

IAIN STIRLING:
This week's been a blockbuster

with two bombshells
and one dramatic movie night.

Why are they laughing?
Is that funny?

Oh, my God.

IAIN: But tonight,
it's time to get back the feeling.

# What a feeling... #

IAIN: Please take your seats
and turn off your phones

as we pay tribute
to some of the greatest films

in Love Island history.
Sorry, what?

IAIN: We've got Good Will Tickling.

# What a feeling.... #

IAIN: Bridesmaids.

BOTH: Girls rule, boys drool.

IAIN: Flashdancing
and, of course, The Sound Of Music.

No! No, no.

IAIN: So, make sure you're looking
like an A-lister Hollywood starlet.

Mum! Will's hungry!

IAIN: And remember, if it
ain't hurting, it ain't working.

TOM SCREAMS
Bet you can't do that.

IAIN: Get ready for
a blockbuster hour of laughs...

# What a feeling... #

Oh, my God!

IAIN: ..and VIP partying.

Testing, testing, one, two, three.

IAIN: Join us for an
unforgettable trip to La-La Land

because this is
Love Island Unseen Bits.

You've either got it,
or you don't got it.

# Damn, I miss you most
On the weekend

# We go from the floor
To the ceiling... #

IAIN: Welcome to Love Island
Unseen Bits.

This is a show that brings you
the most outrageous unseen content

from the last seven days
in the villa.

If you like an exclusive,
then look no further.

Here is the latest bombshell.

Hey, guys. I'm Chloe from the farm.

IAIN: We have all the insider tips.

Dublin is the best place ever.
Is it, yeah?

Why are there so many people
in Ireland?

The numbers keep doublin'
and doublin' and doublin'.

I don't get it. Doublin'.
Is that a song? They keep doublin'.

No, it's a joke.
Oh...

IAIN: And the bits
you really shouldn't see on TV.

So take a peek...

and get shocked
by uncensored action.

Flick it off, flick it off, Tanya!
THEY SCREAM

IAIN: As well as
all the unseen apologies.

BABY VOICE: I'm sorry.
Please, girls.

I'll make you brownies.

I'll give you kisses.

IAIN: This is
Love Island Unseen Bits.

WILL LAUGHS

IAIN: When it comes to dating,
we all have our types on paper.

I like German arms and legs,

but then I do like Italian shins
and knees.

What do you like, Tom?

I like French toes, and French
nails, whatever they're called.

I love when they make me
French toast. Yeah. And berries.

Berries and cream. I like when
they wear knee-high boots.

Do you?
Yeah.

I like it when they wear shinpads.
And studs? Yeah.

I like it when they wear
keeper gloves on nights out.

I like it when,
before they go to sleep,

they make sure they do five headers
before bed.

And ten push-ups.

I love it when girls just do
armpit farts in bed. Yeah.

And real farts
and push you under the covers.

I love it when they Dutch oven me.

I love it when they eat
cheese and onion crisps,

and then kiss them.
Yeah.

Yeah. The smellier the breath,
the better. Yeah.

I love it when they, like,
spit on the floor. Yeah, or on me.

Yeah.
Yeah.

I really like it when you're
upstairs chilling with a girl

and you go, "Oh, I'm a little bit
hungry," and they go,

"Mum, Will's hungry!
Get him something!"

I mean, it makes me feel so good,
that does.

It's nice that we have
the same interests

and we find the same things
attractive in girls, though. Yeah.

Some people go for looks
and personality, but no. Not us.

Girls are great.
We love it, don't we?

IAIN: Good to know, lads.

I've got a jumbo pack
of prawn cocktail crisps

if anyone wants a few bags
before their next date.

You'd be forgiven for thinking
that our Islanders

are all gorgeous
visions of perfection,

but as this next unseen clip shows,
looks can sometimes be deceptive.

So, what are your bad habits?

# My bad habits lead to you... #

I pick my big toes.
Oh, my God. You pick your big toes?

You know what I used to do?

I used to sit there
with my toenails and be like...

You bite... You fully bite
your toes? That's disgusting.

That is so disgusting.
I get a hair grip and I clean...

I clean my big toe with it.
Are you joking?

Just get any gunk out of it. Oh, no.
And the smell makes me feel...

No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
That is sick.

Do you smell it after? Yeah.
Oh, I've got one.

This is, like, really bad. I think
I've developed it in here. Yeah.

When me and Shaq are sitting there,

he puts his finger
in my bellybutton. Ew.

Do you like it?
Yeah. Ew.

No.
It's satisfying, but it's, like,

he just puts his finger there,
and I'm, like...

I wee in the bath.
OK.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can we just deep this?

You pee the bath
and then you sit in your pee?

It's not even like the shower
where it goes down the drain,

you literally bathe in your pee!

No, I do it at the end. I crouch...

Oh, yeah. I've just scrubbed myself
and then I'm gonna sit in my pee.

Another one.
If there's no toilet roll...

Oh, God. Don't.

Why is it all to do with
the toilet in the bathroom?

If there's no toilet roll, and
I've had a wee, I'll use the end.

I use the cardboard.
Sometimes I'll go for a towel.

One time... Guys, we should not
be admitting this.

This is really dirty.

One time I tried putting
the cardboard down the toilet

and my mum said, "Who's blocked it?
I couldn't flush it.

"Who's blocked the toilet?!"

IAIN: Claudia, you must be
the only person in history

to block a toilet by doing a wee.

Hello, monster.

IAIN: Last week,
social media had a meltdown

over all the screaming
coming from the bedroom.

Not that...

I'm talking about a clip
of the boys tying up Casey,

and tickling him half to death.

The poor lad
was convulsing with laughter,

but not half as much
as you lot were at home.

IAIN READS TWEETS

So, the big question
for the Twitter-verse to know is,

did the three amigos get themselves
into a tickle again this week?

Will, are you one of them that,
when they were younger,

got into the pool with a T-shirt on?

LAUGHTER
No.

You had a rash vest, yeah, you did.
A what?

It's called a rash vest.

Will, your mum used to give you
factor 75, didn't she?

LAUGHTER

It's not true.
Your mum still buys your trousers.

Is there such thing as factor 100?
Is there?

Yes, if you put on factor 50
two times. Two times.

Two times.
Two times.

# Two times a lady. #

Ooh! No. No, Shaq. Please, please.

Aren't you cute?

CASEY LAUGHS

HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING

Come on now! Come on now!

HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER

BOYS IMITATE CASEY

Your armpits stink.

LAUGHTER

IAIN: Get some deodorant
on those armpits, Casey.

Or your next re-coupling
at the fire pit might stink, too.

Teacher Kai may know his way around
the Bunsen burner,

but that doesn't mean he's an
A-grade student in all classes.

Are you teaching him
how to dance?

Him? He's got no hope,
I've tried it already.

He taught me how to hip thrust,
and I can hip thrust now.

He doesn't know how to hip thrust.
I'm good at hip thrusting now.

We've been practising loads.

You don't know
how to hip thrust, bro.

No, no, no, no, Kai. What are you...

Have you got a hula-hoop around
your waist?

Was it really bad?
What are you doing? You need...

I don't know what you need.
You need God.

IAIN: And snake hips Kai
didn't have to wait long

before putting his moves
into action.

TEXT ALERT

# Go, go, go, go... #

Tonight, the villa will host
a special VIP performance.

ALL CHEER

IAIN: And I'd say
Will was a bit excited.

Yeah... That's what
I'm gonna be doing tonight.

IAIN: Here's a few pre-show clips
of our Islanders

getting in the mood
to get in the club.

# Moved out the hood
Now you tryin' a pull me back, right

# When my joint get to bumpin'
In the club, it's on

# Wink my eye, if she smiles
She's gone

# If the roof on fire
Just let it burn

# If the talk ain't about money
Homie, I ain't concerned

# I'm a tell you what Banks told me
Go ahead switch the style up

# If they hate then let 'em hate
And watch the money pile up

# Or we can go upside your head
With a bottle of bub

# Come on, they know where we been

# You can find me in the club
Bottle full of bub'

# My mind got what you need
you need to feel the bub'... #

HE WHOOPS
Jax Jones.

Testing, testing,
one, two, three.

RAPS: Testing, testing
One, two, three

Coming to the shubs
With the party...

# Oh, my love, where did you go?

# Where did you go now?
I wanna know... #

Yeah, baby!

# Oh, my love, where did you go?

# Where did you go now? I wanna know

# Where did you go? #

Wow! What a night.

# With my love, with my love

# Where did you go? #

I'm almost losing my voice.

I was screaming and shouting
the whole time!

WILL HUMS A TUNE

Bam!

# I wanna know
Where did you go... #

Raaagh! That's what I was doing
the whole time! Raaagh!

It was sick.
It was incredible.

# Where did you go?
With my love

# With my love
Where did you go? #

# That's what I love about you
You keep me together... #

IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island
Unseen Bits.

They might be rationing
fresh vegetables

at the supermarket back home,
but here,

the shelves are overflowing
with scrummy unseen clips.

Oh-oh-oh!

IAIN: OK, some of them might look
a bit irregular and wonky,

but they were all freshly picked
this week and are very tasty indeed.

They just need a quick rinse
before being consumed.

CASEY GROWLS

IAIN: They are guaranteed

to increase energy levels
and boost brainpower.

Well, usually.
Are you an intellectual?

What do you mean by that, though?
Are you clever? Yeah.

IAIN: So, eat up, because this is

the ultimate
Saturday night pick-me-up.

Guaranteed to help you grow up
big and strong like Martin.

Five foot ten and stacked.

THEY LAUGH

Five foot ten!

I kid you not. I am not five eleven,
I am six foot one, boys.

That's something someone who's
five eleven would say, though.

This is fucking embarrassing, bruv.

How can you call a big man
like me fucking five eleven?

You can't say big man
when you're not six foot.

LAUGHTER

IAIN: Before the break,
we saw Samie and Claudia

heading upstairs
to the bedroom.

Yes, we caught the whole thing on
camera and we weren't the only ones.

Well, here's...

I'm taking these boots home...

No, you're not!
Oh, my God!

What the hell is wrong with you?
Fuck's sake!

Oh, the air-con needs to go off in
here tonight. And you filmed it.

IAIN: Now, people say that
dating is a numbers game,

but for the boys in the villa,

even counting can prove
to be a painful sport.

Right,
so everyone knows how to play 21.

You can say one, two, or three

and whoever lands on 21 gets...
nipple flicks?

OK, nipple flicks it is.

One. Two, three.
Four. Five. Six.

Seven, eight, nine.

10, 11, 12.
13, 14, 15. 16, 17, 18.

19.
20.

THEY ALL LAUGH

Nipples out!

Nipples out!

LAUGHTER

Oh... Will.
I thought you were gonna...

I was, like, "Please, Will.
"Please, Will."

Hmm...
Stitched you right up. Oh, yes.

Are you playing?
Yeah.

Let's get Shaq, yeah?
Yeah.

One, two, three.
Four, five.

Six, seven, eight.
Nine.

10. 11.

12, 13, 14.
15.

16.
17.

18. 19. 20.

ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

THEY SCREAM

RAUCOUS LAUGHTER

That's how you want to play?
All right, cool.

We're done now, that's it.
Good job of the game.

One, two.
Three. Four.

Five, six, seven.
Eight.

CASEY SIGHS

THEY LAUGH

9, 10, 11.
12, 13, 14.

SHAQ LAUGHS

15, 16, 17.

18.
19. 20.

ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

CASEY SQUEALS

You pinched it!

Ron, you little shit.

IAIN: This game is seriously
twisting my melons, man.

Let's nip it in the bud.

Post-Casa Amor,
Lana and Ron's romance

seemed to be going from
strength to strength.

Love can be infectious,
and in this unseen clip,

Ron and Lana loved-up vibes

are clearly spreading
to the other Islanders.

Kiss.
Go on, kiss.

Kiss. Snog it out.
Kiss.

You kiss. You two kiss.
We'll kiss if you kiss.

IAIN: Including Will and Shaq
it seems. What?

# I want it that way... #

Ew...
Now you kiss.

Fucking hell! What's happened?

Is that your sister
or something, bro? Fuck me!

Close your mouth now!
Fuck off!

If we're all doing it, then...

You're really warm.
Will is freezing.

I'm getting squished a bit.

# Ain't nothing but a heartache

# Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake

# Tell me why
I never want to hear you say... #

IAIN: That clip was hilarious.
We should post it on tickle-tock.

Things have been
getting hot in the villa

through a combination of
steamy romance and fiery arguments,

so it's time to cool off
in the pool,

but being a competitive bunch,
it wasn't long before our Islanders

and their floaties
were getting seriously pumped up.

So let me hand you over
to our commentator

for today's event,
Ron and Lana.

Three, two, one. Go!

# One is you make me happy
Two is you set me free... #

Casey and Claudia.
Claudia smashed it.

She actually flew. I thought
she was a fish. She was so quick.

Claudia grew jills or whatever
they're called.

"Jills"?
I think you mean gills, mate.

# I still get frustrated
I can't lie... #

Go, go, go!

# When you keep on doing things
I don't like... #

Martin could not get on the Lilo.

I think it's because
he's too big,

he's so muscley that
he makes the Lilo float down.

Float down? You mean sink?
Yeah.

What are you doing?

BOYS CHEER

'Kai did have that turtle
working for him.'

It was almost like the turtle
was swimming with him.

He was at one with the float.

I mean,
I think Sanam was a bit slow.

She was our weakest link.

Yes! Get ready, Tanya.
Come on, Jessie.

Shaq, he was like a dog.

It was like doggy paddle.
He was just sort of...

I thought he was more
fighting for air

than he was actually
trying to win the race.

You know what? He let his name
down as well, cos Shaq Attack,

you'd think shark attack, he'd be
good at swimming, but he wasn't.

SQUEALING

I killed it.
No, I disagree.

I didn't have any help, I literally
was there in about two seconds.

Other than the time advantage.
Are you joking? I had...

You jumped in at the same time
as me. No, no, no.

The boys were throwing obstacles
in my face.

In my face.
Yeah, OK, yeah.

They put a unicorn in my face.

GIRLS SCREAM

Winner of the first Lilo Race 2023
was obviously the girls.

SCREAMING

Cheating. This one's a cheat.
I hope you don't cheat on me.

I... Oooh!

IAIN: I've checked the VAR,

and there was no cheating
during the Lilo race.

Casa Amor however was another story.
Less said the better.

This year, we have seen some very
tall tales coming out of the villa.

There's a thing that goes round
called the Scouse mouse.

The Scouse mouse.
It sounds weird when we say it.

That goes round?
Yeah.

IAIN: And Tom and Casey have
teamed up to become the duping duo.

So we have created a
whole new feature called...

Wow! Look at that mountain.

Wow! It's Table Mountain.
No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.
No, it's not.

I know where Table Mountain is.

No, it's Chair Mountain.

No, it's not.
It is, it's Chair Mountain.

Believe what you want,
it's been there 600 million years.

Oh, yeah, 600 million (!)

I was in Texas about six years ago.
Did you go to Texas?

In where?
Texas.

And, I swear down, I saw an alien.

Casey's stories are honestly
the craziest stories ever

and I believe every single one.

I remember you saying that
the first day. Yes.

I didn't know it were in Texas.
Yeah.

What did you see there?
Oh, my God.

It was in the middle
of the night and we heard...

It was me and one other boy.
We heard this...

HUMS EERIE TUNE

I told you briefly about it,
didn't I?

I remember, but you haven't told me
the full story.

There was this alien, but it was in
a slime form, it was so weird.

What? Yeah.
What colour was it?

Orange. It was orange.

That's weird, man.
I bet it scared you a bit, did it?

Yeah, it did scare me.
What did you do when you saw it?

What? I ran.

Did it have a face, though?
Yeah, sort of. That's mad.

It was like this, it was like...

Genuine, Tanya. You can't laugh.

I'm picturing the alien
and it's orange,

and it's standing in front of him,
and him running away, like...

It's just, it's crazy.

IAIN: Will the prankster duo
finally be caught out by Tanya

or will she fall
for another tall tale?

Find out later in the show.

Earlier this week, we put our
Islanders knowledge of each other

to the test in the
Knowing Me, Knowing You challenge.

Which Islander does your partner
think is least genuine in the villa?

Just Martin. I've known you
for the least amount of time, innit?

IAIN: But when Ron gave his answer,
how did Martin react?

Did he flick Ron on the nipple?
Did he burst into tears?

Well, come back after
the break to find out.

# Everybody's waiting
For the summertime

# It's all right
It's all right. #

IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island
Unseen Bits.

This is a place to see all
the uncensored, outrageous going-ons

in the most talked-about villa
in human history. Fact.

Kai is in his element -
well, the bathroom -

hosting his Strictly Bum Dancing
twerk class.

Do you know how to twerk?
Yeah, obviously. Teach me.

Show us your best twerk.

LAUGHTER

IAIN: Tanya's fainted
with all the excitement.

Ah! She's so dramatic.

IAIN: Casey wants to be
the world's first human fountain.

And Will gets a little too close to
a very leggy visitor at the villa.

WILL SCREAMS

Fucking hell!
There's a massive spider here. Look!

No, it's like this big.

IAIN: Before the break,
we teased you with an unseen clip

of the Islanders taking part in the
challenge Knowing Me, Knowing You.

But we left you wanting
to know more.

Which Islander does your partner
think is least genuine in the villa?

Just Martin. I've known you
for the least amount of time, innit?

IAIN: When Ron gave his answer,
how did Martin react?

Did he flick Ron in the nipple?
Did he burst into tears? Here's...

Oh, fuck! Something entered my nose!

And it's now on my leg! I swear,
something entered my nose, bro.

IAIN: And here are some unseen bits
from that challenge.

# Knowing me, knowing you
A-ha... #

Where was your partner born?

# Big man on your little screen
Why you so touched?

# Just say your ... is small
And rock up to my concert... #

Right, Casey.

Blackburn.

Good old Blackburn.

Spelling might be a little bit off,
but Trinidad.

He is correct.

Trini girl born and raised.
Max, where was Olivia born?

I've gone with sunny Brighton.

I'm from Brighton.
Yay!

Sunny? I don't think it's sunny
down there. Oi! Don't diss my town.

Do you get half a mark
for handwriting or not?

I think she was born in Sydney.

Syd-nay.
Syd-nay?

Jessie, were you born in Syd-nay?

I was born in Syd-ney.
That is good.

And I drew you as a baby,
and went down under. Good.

If your girl could have
a superpower, what would it be?

Fuck's sake.
Fucking hell...

Stop looking.
I'm not looking.

You two are trying to cheat.
I'm watching you.

Says you, "outside cheeky public".

LAUGHTER

Fucking hell,
what's she writing an essay for?

How am I meant to get that?

Fuck me.
Casey.

Invisibility.
Invisible.

I've went for mind reading.

Reading people's minds.

LAUGHTER

There you go. It's working.
Tom?

This is a complete guess.

It's not really something me
and Samie talk about to be fair.

I've gone for being able to fly.

Fly!

How is everyone getting this?

I've gone with a common one, to fly.

I want to travel somewhere
instantly.

Sorry, Lana.

That's probably a deal-breaker,
isn't it?

No. I don't fucking think so.

I'm gonna go on fly to the farm.
Fly to the farm.

My one was time travel, so I
could go back and fix everything.

ALL: Aww!

What a gentle soul.
But that's wrong.

Can I change mine
because that was adorable?

Boys, what would your girl say
is her worst personality trait?

Casey.
Can be too loud.

I should have put that,
but I put not opening up enough.

I should got that.

I think Olivia might say
that sometimes

she can be a bit too outspoken.

Do you know what,
I am very outspoken, but I love it.

So, flirting.
We're all flirts.

Gemini, what can I say.
Ron.

She doesn't have any bad traits,

but I've put that she laughs
at her own jokes too much.

Lana.

I do, but I've put
that I'm a worrier.

I just worry about people
and everything.

Warrior, that's not warrior.
You're a warrior.

Warrior is "a".
Is that not how you spell it?

No, you spelled it right.
Going into battle. Warrior.

It is right.
I like that one.

It's true.
It's cute.

IAIN: Remember a few weeks back

when Tom had his eyebrows threaded
by beauty professional Tanyel?

He was such a brave little soldier.
Didn't complain at all.

Oh, you fucker! Agh!

Oh, Tanyel, man.

Oh, my f...
My God. You drama queen.

I'm not even overreacting,
I'm actually not.

IAIN: Tanyel was a very pleasant
plucker, but sadly she's gone,

IAIN: Tanyel was a very pleasant
plucker, but sadly she's gone,

unlike Tom's bushy brows
which are back with vengeance.

So in a moment of utter madness,

he turned to complete eyebrow
amateur Claudia for assistance.

Have you waxed eyebrows before? No.
What?!

Fuck off. Have you not?
No!

Fuck's sake. Right, have no fear,
Claudia is here. I just don't...

If I get your actual eyebrow...

How long are you leaving them
on for?

No, you don't, you put them on,
and wax them off. Oh! Serious?

Right, lie down.
You need to lie down.

I feel like you're gonna
take pleasure out of it.

Oh, this is great for me.
I'm a bit nervous. Oh! Right, go on.

Do it. fuck it. Claudia.

Claudia, talk to me. Claudia.
Three...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't fucking start counting down.

Please do not start
counting down.

Three, two...
HE SCREAMS

# I call my girl
Cos I got a problem

# Only a curl is gonna
Solve it... #

Oh-ho-ho! Agh!

That were a good one. Fuck me!
That where a good one there.

Oh, my God.

HE SCREAMS

The other side. I feel like
you haven't pressed it down enough.

Give me a chance! I don't want
to get your eyelashes, though.

You haven't got my eyelashes,
have you?

They feel like
they're on your eyelashes.

Have you got my eyelashes, Claudia?!
Fuck's sake.

Just check, Claudia.
HE LAUGHS

Three, two, one.

Oh, fuck.

Look, I've taken
your whole eyebrow off.

You haven't.

Why don't you just, like,
go right up to it. I'm trying!

# I tried everything... #

There's a few stragglers, but it's
way better than what they were.

Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm not sorry, really.
I deserve this.

Whoa.
That was a good one.

I feel like I prefer this
to threading.

Cos it's over and done with.

IAIN: If that lad leaves the villa
with his eyebrows left,

it will be a miracle.

Earlier in the series,

we were witness to the Love Island
2023 Ten Metre Freestyle Pool Race.

Ron, you cheated, mate!

Jessie doesn't know
if you touched this end.

IAIN: Which caused controversy
after the intervention of VAR

saw Ron later disqualified.

Well, all eyes are once again
on the Love Island villa

as we are about to embark on
the 2023 pool Vill-ympics.

And the event is adjudicated
by judge Martin.

The Ten Metres Splash Dash
is basically the boys

just walking across the pool really
fast without swimming, basically.

CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME

MARTIN: Three, two...

Wait, guys, guys!
Because he was moving his hands.

You are moving your hands.

You were moving your hands.
You are disqualified!

You are moving your hands.

Three, two, one, go!

CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME

Fourth place, we've got Casey.

In third place, Maxwell.

In second place, Will.

And the winner of the Ten Metre
Splash Dash is Mr Longlegs, Tom.

ANGELIC MUSIC

IAIN: Since his debut
about 15 minutes ago,

the popularity of our next feature
has gone through the roof,

which means it's time
for the next instalment of...

Oh, my God!
RON SCREAMS

Oh, my God! Don't do that!
That scared the shit out of me.

IAIN: With Tom's ambush on Ron
working like a dream,

it was time to see if Tanya

would fall for another of Casey's
wind-ups. Let's find out.

The sun is nice. Yes.
Yes?

Do you know why clouds
go over mountains like that?

They say it's a blanket. No. Nope.
You must know the reason.

No, I don't know the reason.

You don't know about the mountain
grabbers? Oh, fuck off, Casey.

You've never heard of that?
There's no mountain grabbers.

You get rock climbers, mountain
climbers, mountain grabbers.

There's no mountain grabbers,
though. Oh, my God.

Why do you never believe
anything we say?

Because we take the piss
so many times, she don't believe it.

Right, rock climbers,

sailors, mountain climbers,
mountain grabbers.

No. So, what are they, then?

Well, they stay
at the top of the mountains

and they have vacuums
and suck in the clouds,

so it looks like there's a layer
of cloud on the top of the mountain.

Are you fucking taking the piss?

You can see they've stopped
because it's slowly going.

They've stopped? Look on the left,
see all the clouds that sit on top.

You've got mountain grabbers
on top of them.

Tanya is the most gullible person
I've ever met.

I genuinely believe
she believes every word that I say.

IAIN: Boys, tell the truth,
for crying out loud,

we all know it's caused by
emissions from the dry-ice factory

situated at the top of the mountain.

Find out if Tanya finally catches
the pranksters out later.

# It's gonna be better

# It's gonna be better... #

IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island
Unseen Bits. A show of four halves.

And here we are, already in
the final part with unseen clips

of Will licking Casey's joints...

Sounds like thirsty work.

Down it! Down it! Down it!
That was actually really good.

IAIN: Casey's feeling so hot,
he could eat himself.

The boy's shaved,
the boy has done his...

And now the boy needs
to do his eyebrows.

IAIN: Claudia's trying
to play it cool.

Oh, gosh.

IAIN: Tom's busy
lifting the boys spirits.

And Kai reveals he's the
old smoothie we always suspected.

I've got no hair on my body
apart from my head.

You shave all your pubes off?
Swear?

I always shave them.
Do you not shave them all off?

No, I trim it down.
What, your pubes?

Yeah. Do you use your
beard trimmer on your pubes?

I have two different shavers.
I might get the Manscaped one.

They're quite good. Yeah, I heard
that. You can't cut yourself.

Even if you clip it
on your ball bag or whatever. Swear?

Yeah, it doesn't rip.

IAIN: We all know if you rub
a magic lamp, a genie will pop out.

But did you know that if you tap
a farmer on the knee while singing

"oy, oy, oy" a totally
random question pops out?

# Oy, oy, oy... #

Can you eat kangaroo in Australia?
Yeah, it's the leanest meet.

Really? Have you eaten it?
Yeah.

Have you eaten it?
You've eaten kangaroo?

You've eaten a baby kangaroo?
No, I haven't eaten a baby one.

I don't chop it up and eat it. You
can buy it at the store like steak.

Like, when you go to the store...
What sort of meat is it?

Is it steak-y or like chicken-y?
Is it white or red meat?

I actually haven't eaten it cos
I used to be veggo, but... Veggo.

What? What's veggie?
Vegetarian.

What? Veggo.
That's what we call it in Australia.

Veggo.
Veggo, yeah.

Why? Because it's just
the shorting of it.

Veggie. Vegetarian.
We call it veg-veg-ee-ee.

What? We call it veggie.
Veg-veg-ee-ee. No, you don't.

Yes, we do. Well, vegetarian is
real word, but veggo is like...

What? Vegetarian is a real word?
What are you talking about?

What do you mean? So, I used to be
"vegetarian"... What is that?

What? You do know
what a vegetarian is. Is it?

Is that when you can't eat fish?
Oh, my God. I cannot deal.

Stop it. Sorry, I know what
a vegetarian is. I got your back.

Oh, my God!

IAIN: Will-O, mate, you're pushing
veggo Jess-O over the edge-O.

Hello and welcome to ITV2's

all-new natural history programme
Planet Love.

Tonight, we are delving
deep into uncharted territory

to discover the complexities

of a whole new female species.

The villa girls.

The most fascinating
and alluring of creatures.

And you're about to get
a rare glimpse into their habitat

thanks to the access gained
by our in-house cameraman Tom.

This is a little vlog.
We're in the girls' dressing room.

Yeah, there's bits everywhere,
really. Things left about.

Toothbrushes. Look at this.
It stinks in here.

Coffee cups everywhere.

And they've got a boiled egg
in here.

And they've got... No, a Scotch egg.
A Scotch egg. It's not on.

They've got a Scotch egg.
There's eyelashes everywhere.

Any more Scotch eggs?
They're boomerangs, mate.

Boomerangs.
What are they?

Baked beans.
Really big baked beans.

Yeah, there's nothing in order.
Let's fix this. Fix it up a bit.

There we go.

IAIN: But to really
understand the lives

of those beautiful
and fascinating creatures,

the boys need to immerse themselves
entirely in their world.

It won't be easy, but where there's
a will, there's a way.

Oh, yes.
Let's get into girls' outfits.

Wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it.

I'd wear this one.

# Nails, hair, hips
Heels, face, done

# Lips real, purse full

# Big heels, yes, I'm a big deal

# Legs, legs, face, eyes... #

Will, you got back in that.
Case, show us.

Yeah, nice. Oh, my God!
Yeah!

Work it, queen.
You sexy girl!

I can't fit in anything.

Tom, babe. What's going on?

Tom, there's no way you're gonna
be able to get in them boots.

Oh... Those are Tanya's boots!

Strut. Strut. Hips. Hips.

CHEERING

Tommy boy! You sexy thing!

I really hope Kai
doesn't piss me off tonight.

LAUGHTER

I just don't want the drama.
The drama.

Trust me, if I have to pull him
one more time for a chat,

that's gonna be it.

Princess Kelsey is here to create
some drama, trust me.

I ain't taking nobody as a prisoner.

Casey is too silly for me.

LAUGHTER

I feel like Tom just goes
to the terrace with me way too much.

He shouldn't be up there.
He shouldn't.

You know every time you go up there,
you know exactly what he wants.

Honestly, we don't care
if we're stepping on toes.

I'm not a girl's girl either.

We're no girl's girls,
where here to have a good time.

We're here to take the boys,
and we're here to slay. Slay.

Do my boobs look too big in this?

Trust me, they don't, babe.
They look perfect.

Right.
You look so good, girl.

Girls rule, boys drool.
Brush my teeth, we slaying.

What's eye contour cream?

Sorry. I do not know.

LAUGHTER

This is all us.
No make-up.

Just queens. Slaying.
Together. Forever.

IAIN: RuPaul has
nothing to worry about.

It's that time of the show
once again. It's...

And this week, I asked them
to show me their party trick.

Party trick.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
I don't even have a party trick.

I haven't got my Rubik's cube,
I normally do a Rubik's cube.

If you give me a drink,
I can down it.

I'm quite good at downing a pint.

I could do a rose, which would be
hard, but I could do a rose.

I can't even down a pint, actually.

I don't know why I said that.
I can drink it.

I can whistle. That's as exciting
as it gets for me.

Is that weird?

WHISTLES TENTATIVELY

I can fold my toes, excuse the toes,
the dirty toes.

Look at that. Look at that.
Just like that.

WHISTLES TUNELESSLY

I can't wink.

I've always wanted to do, like...

I can raise this eyebrow, I can't do
the other one, so it's a bit shit.

Is it moving? Is the eyebrows...

I had a bit of Botox in my forehead,
so I can't really move it any more.

I can't lift up the right one.

Oh, I would love to, though.

WHISTLES TENTATIVELY

I can roll my tongue, like...

Bet you can't do that.

I can get up inside there.

BLOWS AIR

ARMPIT FART

I can't do it.

# God save the King. #

WOLF-WHISTLES

I can go like that.

I learned that one in primary school
from the receptionist,

and I used to use it all the time.

Strong chest muscles.

SHE HUMS

I can turn my hand
all the way round.

I think I can click my toes.

TOES CLICK

I think this means
I'm double jointed. Agh.

I can nearly do it, does that count?

Oh, taxi. Get me home.

You've either got it,
or you don't got it.

IAIN: Tune in next week
for another instalment of...

Before we go, we have time
for just one more clip

of our new feature
that has taken the nation by storm.

Yes, we are visiting
our resident lovable tricksters,

but can they continue to pull
the wool over Tanya's eyes?

Let's find out.

I actually had a really
weird experience once. Yeah?

When I was a lot younger.
What happened?

It was what happened
with the badgers.

What happened with the badgers?
Ooh. Don't say it. You can't say it?

Not on telly, you can't.

What happened
with the fucking badgers?

No, I'll say it. I will say it.

We basically were,
like, 13, 14 at the time.

We were quite young and immature

and we all fell asleep on this
common, like, this big grass area.

Then what happened?
We woke up underground.

A badger family carried us down
into this underground...

What the fuck are you talking about?
Genuinely.

What? That's weird, man.

Youse are winding me up again.
You are.

I really wish I was, but I wasn't.

They kicked me out in the end
cos of what I said to them.

What do you mean?
What did you say to them?

I just overstayed my welcome.

What the fuck are you talking
about? Like, what the fuck?

IAIN: Guys,
I think Tanya smells a rat.

Or at least I think it's a rat.

One thing's for sure,
it's definitely not a badger.

The badger one, I switched off
quickly because I was, like,

"Now you are just
trying to wind me up."

I don't even know where that one
came from, where it went

and where it's going.
I don't know. I don't know.

IAIN: Well, that's the end
of the feature then,

and we spent tons
on those graphics, too.

Don't forget to come back next
week for some more unseen bits.

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