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IAIN STIRLING:
This week's been a blockbuster
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with two bombshells
and one dramatic movie night.
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Why are they laughing?
Is that funny?
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Oh, my God.
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IAIN: But tonight,
it's time to get back the feeling.
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# What a feeling... #
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IAIN: Please take your seats
and turn off your phones
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as we pay tribute
to some of the greatest films
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in Love Island history.
Sorry, what?
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IAIN: We've got Good Will Tickling.
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# What a feeling.... #
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IAIN: Bridesmaids.
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BOTH: Girls rule, boys drool.
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IAIN: Flashdancing
and, of course, The Sound Of Music.
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No! No, no.
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IAIN: So, make sure you're looking
like an A-lister Hollywood starlet.
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Mum! Will's hungry!
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IAIN: And remember, if it
ain't hurting, it ain't working.
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TOM SCREAMS
Bet you can't do that.
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IAIN: Get ready for
a blockbuster hour of laughs...
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# What a feeling... #
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Oh, my God!
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IAIN: ..and VIP partying.
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Testing, testing, one, two, three.
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IAIN: Join us for an
unforgettable trip to La-La Land
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because this is
Love Island Unseen Bits.
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You've either got it,
or you don't got it.
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# Damn, I miss you most
On the weekend
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# We go from the floor
To the ceiling... #
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IAIN: Welcome to Love Island
Unseen Bits.
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This is a show that brings you
the most outrageous unseen content
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from the last seven days
in the villa.
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If you like an exclusive,
then look no further.
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Here is the latest bombshell.
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Hey, guys. I'm Chloe from the farm.
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IAIN: We have all the insider tips.
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Dublin is the best place ever.
Is it, yeah?
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Why are there so many people
in Ireland?
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The numbers keep doublin'
and doublin' and doublin'.
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I don't get it. Doublin'.
Is that a song? They keep doublin'.
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No, it's a joke.
Oh...
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IAIN: And the bits
you really shouldn't see on TV.
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So take a peek...
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and get shocked
by uncensored action.
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Flick it off, flick it off, Tanya!
THEY SCREAM
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IAIN: As well as
all the unseen apologies.
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BABY VOICE: I'm sorry.
Please, girls.
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I'll make you brownies.
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I'll give you kisses.
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IAIN: This is
Love Island Unseen Bits.
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WILL LAUGHS
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IAIN: When it comes to dating,
we all have our types on paper.
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I like German arms and legs,
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but then I do like Italian shins
and knees.
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What do you like, Tom?
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I like French toes, and French
nails, whatever they're called.
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I love when they make me
French toast. Yeah. And berries.
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Berries and cream. I like when
they wear knee-high boots.
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Do you?
Yeah.
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I like it when they wear shinpads.
And studs? Yeah.
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I like it when they wear
keeper gloves on nights out.
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I like it when,
before they go to sleep,
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they make sure they do five headers
before bed.
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And ten push-ups.
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I love it when girls just do
armpit farts in bed. Yeah.
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And real farts
and push you under the covers.
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I love it when they Dutch oven me.
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I love it when they eat
cheese and onion crisps,
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and then kiss them.
Yeah.
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Yeah. The smellier the breath,
the better. Yeah.
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I love it when they, like,
spit on the floor. Yeah, or on me.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I really like it when you're
upstairs chilling with a girl
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and you go, "Oh, I'm a little bit
hungry," and they go,
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"Mum, Will's hungry!
Get him something!"
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I mean, it makes me feel so good,
that does.
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It's nice that we have
the same interests
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and we find the same things
attractive in girls, though. Yeah.
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Some people go for looks
and personality, but no. Not us.
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Girls are great.
We love it, don't we?
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IAIN: Good to know, lads.
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I've got a jumbo pack
of prawn cocktail crisps
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if anyone wants a few bags
before their next date.
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You'd be forgiven for thinking
that our Islanders
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are all gorgeous
visions of perfection,
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but as this next unseen clip shows,
looks can sometimes be deceptive.
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So, what are your bad habits?
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# My bad habits lead to you... #
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I pick my big toes.
Oh, my God. You pick your big toes?
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You know what I used to do?
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I used to sit there
with my toenails and be like...
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You bite... You fully bite
your toes? That's disgusting.
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That is so disgusting.
I get a hair grip and I clean...
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I clean my big toe with it.
Are you joking?
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Just get any gunk out of it. Oh, no.
And the smell makes me feel...
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No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
That is sick.
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Do you smell it after? Yeah.
Oh, I've got one.
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This is, like, really bad. I think
I've developed it in here. Yeah.
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When me and Shaq are sitting there,
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he puts his finger
in my bellybutton. Ew.
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Do you like it?
Yeah. Ew.
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No.
It's satisfying, but it's, like,
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he just puts his finger there,
and I'm, like...
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I wee in the bath.
OK.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can we just deep this?
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You pee the bath
and then you sit in your pee?
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It's not even like the shower
where it goes down the drain,
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you literally bathe in your pee!
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No, I do it at the end. I crouch...
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Oh, yeah. I've just scrubbed myself
and then I'm gonna sit in my pee.
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Another one.
If there's no toilet roll...
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Oh, God. Don't.
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Why is it all to do with
the toilet in the bathroom?
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If there's no toilet roll, and
I've had a wee, I'll use the end.
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I use the cardboard.
Sometimes I'll go for a towel.
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One time... Guys, we should not
be admitting this.
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This is really dirty.
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One time I tried putting
the cardboard down the toilet
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and my mum said, "Who's blocked it?
I couldn't flush it.
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"Who's blocked the toilet?!"
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IAIN: Claudia, you must be
the only person in history
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to block a toilet by doing a wee.
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Hello, monster.
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IAIN: Last week,
social media had a meltdown
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over all the screaming
coming from the bedroom.
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Not that...
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I'm talking about a clip
of the boys tying up Casey,
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and tickling him half to death.
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The poor lad
was convulsing with laughter,
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but not half as much
as you lot were at home.
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IAIN READS TWEETS
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So, the big question
for the Twitter-verse to know is,
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did the three amigos get themselves
into a tickle again this week?
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Will, are you one of them that,
when they were younger,
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got into the pool with a T-shirt on?
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LAUGHTER
No.
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You had a rash vest, yeah, you did.
A what?
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It's called a rash vest.
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Will, your mum used to give you
factor 75, didn't she?
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LAUGHTER
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It's not true.
Your mum still buys your trousers.
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Is there such thing as factor 100?
Is there?
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Yes, if you put on factor 50
two times. Two times.
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Two times.
Two times.
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# Two times a lady. #
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Ooh! No. No, Shaq. Please, please.
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Aren't you cute?
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CASEY LAUGHS
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HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING
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Come on now! Come on now!
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HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER
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BOYS IMITATE CASEY
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Your armpits stink.
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LAUGHTER
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IAIN: Get some deodorant
on those armpits, Casey.
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Or your next re-coupling
at the fire pit might stink, too.
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Teacher Kai may know his way around
the Bunsen burner,
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but that doesn't mean he's an
A-grade student in all classes.
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Are you teaching him
how to dance?
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Him? He's got no hope,
I've tried it already.
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He taught me how to hip thrust,
and I can hip thrust now.
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He doesn't know how to hip thrust.
I'm good at hip thrusting now.
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We've been practising loads.
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You don't know
how to hip thrust, bro.
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No, no, no, no, Kai. What are you...
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Have you got a hula-hoop around
your waist?
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Was it really bad?
What are you doing? You need...
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I don't know what you need.
You need God.
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IAIN: And snake hips Kai
didn't have to wait long
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before putting his moves
into action.
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TEXT ALERT
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# Go, go, go, go... #
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Tonight, the villa will host
a special VIP performance.
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ALL CHEER
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IAIN: And I'd say
Will was a bit excited.
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Yeah... That's what
I'm gonna be doing tonight.
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IAIN: Here's a few pre-show clips
of our Islanders
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getting in the mood
to get in the club.
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# Moved out the hood
Now you tryin' a pull me back, right
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# When my joint get to bumpin'
In the club, it's on
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# Wink my eye, if she smiles
She's gone
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# If the roof on fire
Just let it burn
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# If the talk ain't about money
Homie, I ain't concerned
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# I'm a tell you what Banks told me
Go ahead switch the style up
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# If they hate then let 'em hate
And watch the money pile up
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# Or we can go upside your head
With a bottle of bub
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# Come on, they know where we been
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# You can find me in the club
Bottle full of bub'
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# My mind got what you need
you need to feel the bub'... #
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HE WHOOPS
Jax Jones.
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Testing, testing,
one, two, three.
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RAPS: Testing, testing
One, two, three
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Coming to the shubs
With the party...
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# Oh, my love, where did you go?
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# Where did you go now?
I wanna know... #
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Yeah, baby!
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# Oh, my love, where did you go?
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# Where did you go now? I wanna know
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# Where did you go? #
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Wow! What a night.
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# With my love, with my love
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# Where did you go? #
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I'm almost losing my voice.
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I was screaming and shouting
the whole time!
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WILL HUMS A TUNE
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Bam!
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# I wanna know
Where did you go... #
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Raaagh! That's what I was doing
the whole time! Raaagh!
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It was sick.
It was incredible.
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# Where did you go?
With my love
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# With my love
Where did you go? #
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# That's what I love about you
You keep me together... #
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IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island
Unseen Bits.
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They might be rationing
fresh vegetables
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at the supermarket back home,
but here,
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the shelves are overflowing
with scrummy unseen clips.
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Oh-oh-oh!
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IAIN: OK, some of them might look
a bit irregular and wonky,
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but they were all freshly picked
this week and are very tasty indeed.
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They just need a quick rinse
before being consumed.
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CASEY GROWLS
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IAIN: They are guaranteed
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to increase energy levels
and boost brainpower.
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Well, usually.
Are you an intellectual?
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What do you mean by that, though?
Are you clever? Yeah.
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IAIN: So, eat up, because this is
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the ultimate
Saturday night pick-me-up.
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Guaranteed to help you grow up
big and strong like Martin.
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Five foot ten and stacked.
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THEY LAUGH
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Five foot ten!
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I kid you not. I am not five eleven,
I am six foot one, boys.
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That's something someone who's
five eleven would say, though.
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This is fucking embarrassing, bruv.
235
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How can you call a big man
like me fucking five eleven?
236
00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:36,242
You can't say big man
when you're not six foot.
237
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LAUGHTER
238
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IAIN: Before the break,
we saw Samie and Claudia
239
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heading upstairs
to the bedroom.
240
00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:45,362
Yes, we caught the whole thing on
camera and we weren't the only ones.
241
00:13:45,362 --> 00:13:53,402
Well, here's...
242
00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:55,442
I'm taking these boots home...
243
00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:58,842
No, you're not!
Oh, my God!
244
00:13:58,842 --> 00:14:00,402
What the hell is wrong with you?
Fuck's sake!
245
00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:11,922
Oh, the air-con needs to go off in
here tonight. And you filmed it.
246
00:14:11,922 --> 00:14:13,762
IAIN: Now, people say that
dating is a numbers game,
247
00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:16,122
but for the boys in the villa,
248
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,522
even counting can prove
to be a painful sport.
249
00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:22,002
Right,
so everyone knows how to play 21.
250
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,122
You can say one, two, or three
251
00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:24,642
and whoever lands on 21 gets...
nipple flicks?
252
00:14:24,642 --> 00:14:26,762
OK, nipple flicks it is.
253
00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:29,882
One. Two, three.
Four. Five. Six.
254
00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:33,322
Seven, eight, nine.
255
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:37,682
10, 11, 12.
13, 14, 15. 16, 17, 18.
256
00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:43,162
19.
20.
257
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THEY ALL LAUGH
258
00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,882
Nipples out!
259
00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:48,282
Nipples out!
260
00:14:48,282 --> 00:14:49,962
LAUGHTER
261
00:14:49,962 --> 00:14:52,962
Oh... Will.
I thought you were gonna...
262
00:14:52,962 --> 00:15:00,602
I was, like, "Please, Will.
"Please, Will."
263
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:05,162
Hmm...
Stitched you right up. Oh, yes.
264
00:15:05,162 --> 00:15:08,682
Are you playing?
Yeah.
265
00:15:08,682 --> 00:15:09,922
Let's get Shaq, yeah?
Yeah.
266
00:15:09,922 --> 00:15:11,842
One, two, three.
Four, five.
267
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:15,962
Six, seven, eight.
Nine.
268
00:15:15,962 --> 00:15:19,282
10. 11.
269
00:15:19,282 --> 00:15:21,922
12, 13, 14.
15.
270
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,042
16.
17.
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00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:26,802
18. 19. 20.
272
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:30,202
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
273
00:15:30,202 --> 00:15:33,882
THEY SCREAM
274
00:15:33,882 --> 00:15:39,562
RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
275
00:15:39,562 --> 00:15:42,242
That's how you want to play?
All right, cool.
276
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,282
We're done now, that's it.
Good job of the game.
277
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One, two.
Three. Four.
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00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:51,482
Five, six, seven.
Eight.
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00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:53,842
CASEY SIGHS
280
00:15:53,842 --> 00:15:55,522
THEY LAUGH
281
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,682
9, 10, 11.
12, 13, 14.
282
00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:00,882
SHAQ LAUGHS
283
00:16:00,882 --> 00:16:04,202
15, 16, 17.
284
00:16:04,202 --> 00:16:10,522
18.
19. 20.
285
00:16:10,522 --> 00:16:14,082
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
286
00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:18,202
CASEY SQUEALS
287
00:16:18,202 --> 00:16:19,242
You pinched it!
288
00:16:19,242 --> 00:16:22,922
Ron, you little shit.
289
00:16:22,922 --> 00:16:28,202
IAIN: This game is seriously
twisting my melons, man.
290
00:16:28,202 --> 00:16:36,962
Let's nip it in the bud.
291
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,402
Post-Casa Amor,
Lana and Ron's romance
292
00:16:38,402 --> 00:16:40,242
seemed to be going from
strength to strength.
293
00:16:40,242 --> 00:16:43,202
Love can be infectious,
and in this unseen clip,
294
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,322
Ron and Lana loved-up vibes
295
00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:48,562
are clearly spreading
to the other Islanders.
296
00:16:48,562 --> 00:16:51,002
Kiss.
Go on, kiss.
297
00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:54,322
Kiss. Snog it out.
Kiss.
298
00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:58,882
You kiss. You two kiss.
We'll kiss if you kiss.
299
00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:01,282
IAIN: Including Will and Shaq
it seems. What?
300
00:17:01,282 --> 00:17:04,322
# I want it that way... #
301
00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:09,482
Ew...
Now you kiss.
302
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:13,602
Fucking hell! What's happened?
303
00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:15,762
Is that your sister
or something, bro? Fuck me!
304
00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:18,562
Close your mouth now!
Fuck off!
305
00:17:18,562 --> 00:17:20,842
If we're all doing it, then...
306
00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:25,402
You're really warm.
Will is freezing.
307
00:17:25,402 --> 00:17:28,682
I'm getting squished a bit.
308
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:29,842
# Ain't nothing but a heartache
309
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,602
# Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
310
00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:38,682
# Tell me why
I never want to hear you say... #
311
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:42,402
IAIN: That clip was hilarious.
We should post it on tickle-tock.
312
00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:47,682
Things have been
getting hot in the villa
313
00:17:47,682 --> 00:17:54,202
through a combination of
steamy romance and fiery arguments,
314
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:56,962
so it's time to cool off
in the pool,
315
00:17:56,962 --> 00:18:00,082
but being a competitive bunch,
it wasn't long before our Islanders
316
00:18:00,082 --> 00:18:04,322
and their floaties
were getting seriously pumped up.
317
00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:06,562
So let me hand you over
to our commentator
318
00:18:06,562 --> 00:18:09,722
for today's event,
Ron and Lana.
319
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,562
Three, two, one. Go!
320
00:18:12,562 --> 00:18:17,282
# One is you make me happy
Two is you set me free... #
321
00:18:17,282 --> 00:18:19,722
Casey and Claudia.
Claudia smashed it.
322
00:18:19,722 --> 00:18:23,082
She actually flew. I thought
she was a fish. She was so quick.
323
00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:27,002
Claudia grew jills or whatever
they're called.
324
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,202
"Jills"?
I think you mean gills, mate.
325
00:18:29,202 --> 00:18:32,362
# I still get frustrated
I can't lie... #
326
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,802
Go, go, go!
327
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:40,002
# When you keep on doing things
I don't like... #
328
00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:42,282
Martin could not get on the Lilo.
329
00:18:42,282 --> 00:18:44,642
I think it's because
he's too big,
330
00:18:44,642 --> 00:18:47,242
he's so muscley that
he makes the Lilo float down.
331
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:49,202
Float down? You mean sink?
Yeah.
332
00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:52,162
What are you doing?
333
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:58,362
BOYS CHEER
334
00:18:58,362 --> 00:19:00,682
'Kai did have that turtle
working for him.'
335
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,282
It was almost like the turtle
was swimming with him.
336
00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:07,002
He was at one with the float.
337
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:10,042
I mean,
I think Sanam was a bit slow.
338
00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:13,602
She was our weakest link.
339
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:17,282
Yes! Get ready, Tanya.
Come on, Jessie.
340
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,642
Shaq, he was like a dog.
341
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:22,882
It was like doggy paddle.
He was just sort of...
342
00:19:22,882 --> 00:19:25,722
I thought he was more
fighting for air
343
00:19:25,722 --> 00:19:29,922
than he was actually
trying to win the race.
344
00:19:29,922 --> 00:19:31,842
You know what? He let his name
down as well, cos Shaq Attack,
345
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,962
you'd think shark attack, he'd be
good at swimming, but he wasn't.
346
00:19:33,962 --> 00:19:38,282
SQUEALING
347
00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:40,202
I killed it.
No, I disagree.
348
00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:42,362
I didn't have any help, I literally
was there in about two seconds.
349
00:19:42,362 --> 00:19:44,202
Other than the time advantage.
Are you joking? I had...
350
00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,882
You jumped in at the same time
as me. No, no, no.
351
00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:49,642
The boys were throwing obstacles
in my face.
352
00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:52,242
In my face.
Yeah, OK, yeah.
353
00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:54,842
They put a unicorn in my face.
354
00:19:54,842 --> 00:20:05,562
GIRLS SCREAM
355
00:20:05,562 --> 00:20:08,842
Winner of the first Lilo Race 2023
was obviously the girls.
356
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:13,242
SCREAMING
357
00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:15,082
Cheating. This one's a cheat.
I hope you don't cheat on me.
358
00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:17,282
I... Oooh!
359
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,642
IAIN: I've checked the VAR,
360
00:20:19,642 --> 00:20:22,602
and there was no cheating
during the Lilo race.
361
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:31,642
Casa Amor however was another story.
Less said the better.
362
00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:34,842
This year, we have seen some very
tall tales coming out of the villa.
363
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:38,242
There's a thing that goes round
called the Scouse mouse.
364
00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,482
The Scouse mouse.
It sounds weird when we say it.
365
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,522
That goes round?
Yeah.
366
00:20:42,522 --> 00:20:45,242
IAIN: And Tom and Casey have
teamed up to become the duping duo.
367
00:20:45,242 --> 00:20:53,202
So we have created a
whole new feature called...
368
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:55,962
Wow! Look at that mountain.
369
00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:58,602
Wow! It's Table Mountain.
No, it's not.
370
00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:01,682
Yeah, it is.
No, it's not.
371
00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:02,882
I know where Table Mountain is.
372
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:05,202
No, it's Chair Mountain.
373
00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:10,722
No, it's not.
It is, it's Chair Mountain.
374
00:21:10,722 --> 00:21:13,162
Believe what you want,
it's been there 600 million years.
375
00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:15,602
Oh, yeah, 600 million (!)
376
00:21:15,602 --> 00:21:18,762
I was in Texas about six years ago.
Did you go to Texas?
377
00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:20,682
In where?
Texas.
378
00:21:20,682 --> 00:21:24,242
And, I swear down, I saw an alien.
379
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:27,442
Casey's stories are honestly
the craziest stories ever
380
00:21:27,442 --> 00:21:30,322
and I believe every single one.
381
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,522
I remember you saying that
the first day. Yes.
382
00:21:32,522 --> 00:21:34,922
I didn't know it were in Texas.
Yeah.
383
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,762
What did you see there?
Oh, my God.
384
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,842
It was in the middle
of the night and we heard...
385
00:21:38,842 --> 00:21:41,522
It was me and one other boy.
We heard this...
386
00:21:41,522 --> 00:21:44,442
HUMS EERIE TUNE
387
00:21:44,442 --> 00:21:46,282
I told you briefly about it,
didn't I?
388
00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:47,962
I remember, but you haven't told me
the full story.
389
00:21:47,962 --> 00:21:52,122
There was this alien, but it was in
a slime form, it was so weird.
390
00:21:52,122 --> 00:21:54,082
What? Yeah.
What colour was it?
391
00:21:54,082 --> 00:21:57,882
Orange. It was orange.
392
00:21:57,882 --> 00:22:02,402
That's weird, man.
I bet it scared you a bit, did it?
393
00:22:02,402 --> 00:22:04,482
Yeah, it did scare me.
What did you do when you saw it?
394
00:22:04,482 --> 00:22:05,802
What? I ran.
395
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,882
Did it have a face, though?
Yeah, sort of. That's mad.
396
00:22:08,882 --> 00:22:13,522
It was like this, it was like...
397
00:22:13,522 --> 00:22:18,002
Genuine, Tanya. You can't laugh.
398
00:22:18,002 --> 00:22:20,242
I'm picturing the alien
and it's orange,
399
00:22:20,242 --> 00:22:22,442
and it's standing in front of him,
and him running away, like...
400
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:26,162
It's just, it's crazy.
401
00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:28,162
IAIN: Will the prankster duo
finally be caught out by Tanya
402
00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:31,122
or will she fall
for another tall tale?
403
00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:39,442
Find out later in the show.
404
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,762
Earlier this week, we put our
Islanders knowledge of each other
405
00:22:41,762 --> 00:22:45,962
to the test in the
Knowing Me, Knowing You challenge.
406
00:22:45,962 --> 00:22:49,722
Which Islander does your partner
think is least genuine in the villa?
407
00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:53,842
Just Martin. I've known you
for the least amount of time, innit?
408
00:22:53,842 --> 00:22:56,402
IAIN: But when Ron gave his answer,
how did Martin react?
409
00:22:56,402 --> 00:22:59,082
Did he flick Ron on the nipple?
Did he burst into tears?
410
00:22:59,082 --> 00:23:18,146
Well, come back after
the break to find out.
411
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:21,146
# Everybody's waiting
For the summertime
412
00:23:21,146 --> 00:23:24,026
# It's all right
It's all right. #
413
00:23:24,026 --> 00:23:26,346
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island
Unseen Bits.
414
00:23:26,346 --> 00:23:28,426
This is a place to see all
the uncensored, outrageous going-ons
415
00:23:28,426 --> 00:23:32,546
in the most talked-about villa
in human history. Fact.
416
00:23:32,546 --> 00:23:36,026
Kai is in his element -
well, the bathroom -
417
00:23:36,026 --> 00:23:39,666
hosting his Strictly Bum Dancing
twerk class.
418
00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,506
Do you know how to twerk?
Yeah, obviously. Teach me.
419
00:23:41,506 --> 00:23:43,346
Show us your best twerk.
420
00:23:43,346 --> 00:23:45,026
LAUGHTER
421
00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:49,706
IAIN: Tanya's fainted
with all the excitement.
422
00:23:49,706 --> 00:23:51,906
Ah! She's so dramatic.
423
00:23:51,906 --> 00:23:56,906
IAIN: Casey wants to be
the world's first human fountain.
424
00:23:56,906 --> 00:23:59,866
And Will gets a little too close to
a very leggy visitor at the villa.
425
00:23:59,866 --> 00:24:02,186
WILL SCREAMS
426
00:24:02,186 --> 00:24:03,866
Fucking hell!
There's a massive spider here. Look!
427
00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:13,226
No, it's like this big.
428
00:24:13,226 --> 00:24:15,026
IAIN: Before the break,
we teased you with an unseen clip
429
00:24:15,026 --> 00:24:17,466
of the Islanders taking part in the
challenge Knowing Me, Knowing You.
430
00:24:17,466 --> 00:24:19,906
But we left you wanting
to know more.
431
00:24:19,906 --> 00:24:24,106
Which Islander does your partner
think is least genuine in the villa?
432
00:24:24,106 --> 00:24:27,626
Just Martin. I've known you
for the least amount of time, innit?
433
00:24:27,626 --> 00:24:30,506
IAIN: When Ron gave his answer,
how did Martin react?
434
00:24:30,506 --> 00:24:34,346
Did he flick Ron in the nipple?
Did he burst into tears? Here's...
435
00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:40,026
Oh, fuck! Something entered my nose!
436
00:24:40,026 --> 00:24:45,906
And it's now on my leg! I swear,
something entered my nose, bro.
437
00:24:45,906 --> 00:24:50,706
IAIN: And here are some unseen bits
from that challenge.
438
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:54,266
# Knowing me, knowing you
A-ha... #
439
00:24:54,266 --> 00:24:55,666
Where was your partner born?
440
00:24:55,666 --> 00:25:00,626
# Big man on your little screen
Why you so touched?
441
00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:02,546
# Just say your ... is small
And rock up to my concert... #
442
00:25:02,546 --> 00:25:04,746
Right, Casey.
443
00:25:04,746 --> 00:25:05,946
Blackburn.
444
00:25:05,946 --> 00:25:07,746
Good old Blackburn.
445
00:25:07,746 --> 00:25:10,306
Spelling might be a little bit off,
but Trinidad.
446
00:25:10,306 --> 00:25:13,226
He is correct.
447
00:25:13,226 --> 00:25:14,986
Trini girl born and raised.
Max, where was Olivia born?
448
00:25:14,986 --> 00:25:17,546
I've gone with sunny Brighton.
449
00:25:17,546 --> 00:25:20,386
I'm from Brighton.
Yay!
450
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:23,866
Sunny? I don't think it's sunny
down there. Oi! Don't diss my town.
451
00:25:23,866 --> 00:25:26,626
Do you get half a mark
for handwriting or not?
452
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:30,346
I think she was born in Sydney.
453
00:25:30,346 --> 00:25:32,586
Syd-nay.
Syd-nay?
454
00:25:32,586 --> 00:25:34,706
Jessie, were you born in Syd-nay?
455
00:25:34,706 --> 00:25:38,586
I was born in Syd-ney.
That is good.
456
00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:42,546
And I drew you as a baby,
and went down under. Good.
457
00:25:42,546 --> 00:25:47,666
If your girl could have
a superpower, what would it be?
458
00:25:47,666 --> 00:25:49,426
Fuck's sake.
Fucking hell...
459
00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:51,786
Stop looking.
I'm not looking.
460
00:25:51,786 --> 00:25:53,986
You two are trying to cheat.
I'm watching you.
461
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:56,026
Says you, "outside cheeky public".
462
00:25:56,026 --> 00:25:57,906
LAUGHTER
463
00:25:57,906 --> 00:26:00,066
Fucking hell,
what's she writing an essay for?
464
00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:04,026
How am I meant to get that?
465
00:26:04,026 --> 00:26:07,546
Fuck me.
Casey.
466
00:26:07,546 --> 00:26:10,626
Invisibility.
Invisible.
467
00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:12,906
I've went for mind reading.
468
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,986
Reading people's minds.
469
00:26:14,986 --> 00:26:17,426
LAUGHTER
470
00:26:17,426 --> 00:26:19,186
There you go. It's working.
Tom?
471
00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:21,586
This is a complete guess.
472
00:26:21,586 --> 00:26:23,466
It's not really something me
and Samie talk about to be fair.
473
00:26:23,466 --> 00:26:25,866
I've gone for being able to fly.
474
00:26:25,866 --> 00:26:28,666
Fly!
475
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:31,586
How is everyone getting this?
476
00:26:31,586 --> 00:26:33,626
I've gone with a common one, to fly.
477
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:37,106
I want to travel somewhere
instantly.
478
00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:39,426
Sorry, Lana.
479
00:26:39,426 --> 00:26:40,986
That's probably a deal-breaker,
isn't it?
480
00:26:40,986 --> 00:26:43,026
No. I don't fucking think so.
481
00:26:43,026 --> 00:26:45,106
I'm gonna go on fly to the farm.
Fly to the farm.
482
00:26:45,106 --> 00:26:49,986
My one was time travel, so I
could go back and fix everything.
483
00:26:49,986 --> 00:26:51,826
ALL: Aww!
484
00:26:51,826 --> 00:26:53,466
What a gentle soul.
But that's wrong.
485
00:26:53,466 --> 00:26:56,706
Can I change mine
because that was adorable?
486
00:26:56,706 --> 00:27:11,146
Boys, what would your girl say
is her worst personality trait?
487
00:27:11,146 --> 00:27:12,386
Casey.
Can be too loud.
488
00:27:12,386 --> 00:27:14,546
I should have put that,
but I put not opening up enough.
489
00:27:14,546 --> 00:27:16,946
I should got that.
490
00:27:16,946 --> 00:27:18,186
I think Olivia might say
that sometimes
491
00:27:18,186 --> 00:27:19,626
she can be a bit too outspoken.
492
00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:26,026
Do you know what,
I am very outspoken, but I love it.
493
00:27:26,026 --> 00:27:30,706
So, flirting.
We're all flirts.
494
00:27:30,706 --> 00:27:32,946
Gemini, what can I say.
Ron.
495
00:27:32,946 --> 00:27:34,786
She doesn't have any bad traits,
496
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:37,826
but I've put that she laughs
at her own jokes too much.
497
00:27:37,826 --> 00:27:40,226
Lana.
498
00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:43,186
I do, but I've put
that I'm a worrier.
499
00:27:43,186 --> 00:27:45,626
I just worry about people
and everything.
500
00:27:45,626 --> 00:27:49,906
Warrior, that's not warrior.
You're a warrior.
501
00:27:49,906 --> 00:27:52,626
Warrior is "a".
Is that not how you spell it?
502
00:27:52,626 --> 00:27:55,186
No, you spelled it right.
Going into battle. Warrior.
503
00:27:55,186 --> 00:27:58,266
It is right.
I like that one.
504
00:27:58,266 --> 00:27:59,546
It's true.
It's cute.
505
00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:03,586
IAIN: Remember a few weeks back
506
00:28:03,586 --> 00:28:06,386
when Tom had his eyebrows threaded
by beauty professional Tanyel?
507
00:28:06,386 --> 00:28:10,546
He was such a brave little soldier.
Didn't complain at all.
508
00:28:10,546 --> 00:28:12,746
Oh, you fucker! Agh!
509
00:28:12,746 --> 00:28:14,266
Oh, Tanyel, man.
510
00:28:14,266 --> 00:28:15,866
Oh, my f...
My God. You drama queen.
511
00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:18,186
I'm not even overreacting,
I'm actually not.
512
00:28:18,186 --> 00:28:23,946
IAIN: Tanyel was a very pleasant
plucker, but sadly she's gone,
513
00:28:23,946 --> 00:28:28,786
IAIN: Tanyel was a very pleasant
plucker, but sadly she's gone,
514
00:28:28,786 --> 00:28:31,546
unlike Tom's bushy brows
which are back with vengeance.
515
00:28:31,546 --> 00:28:34,266
So in a moment of utter madness,
516
00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:38,666
he turned to complete eyebrow
amateur Claudia for assistance.
517
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:40,106
Have you waxed eyebrows before? No.
What?!
518
00:28:40,106 --> 00:28:42,186
Fuck off. Have you not?
No!
519
00:28:42,186 --> 00:28:44,506
Fuck's sake. Right, have no fear,
Claudia is here. I just don't...
520
00:28:44,506 --> 00:28:49,626
If I get your actual eyebrow...
521
00:28:49,626 --> 00:28:53,426
How long are you leaving them
on for?
522
00:28:53,426 --> 00:28:55,906
No, you don't, you put them on,
and wax them off. Oh! Serious?
523
00:28:55,906 --> 00:28:58,266
Right, lie down.
You need to lie down.
524
00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:00,266
I feel like you're gonna
take pleasure out of it.
525
00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:02,146
Oh, this is great for me.
I'm a bit nervous. Oh! Right, go on.
526
00:29:02,146 --> 00:29:04,066
Do it. fuck it. Claudia.
527
00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:06,546
Claudia, talk to me. Claudia.
Three...
528
00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:10,786
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
529
00:29:10,786 --> 00:29:12,786
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't fucking start counting down.
530
00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:13,986
Please do not start
counting down.
531
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:17,146
Three, two...
HE SCREAMS
532
00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:19,146
# I call my girl
Cos I got a problem
533
00:29:19,146 --> 00:29:21,826
# Only a curl is gonna
Solve it... #
534
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:24,026
Oh-ho-ho! Agh!
535
00:29:24,026 --> 00:29:27,066
That were a good one. Fuck me!
That where a good one there.
536
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,146
Oh, my God.
537
00:29:29,146 --> 00:29:32,306
HE SCREAMS
538
00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:34,266
The other side. I feel like
you haven't pressed it down enough.
539
00:29:34,266 --> 00:29:36,306
Give me a chance! I don't want
to get your eyelashes, though.
540
00:29:36,306 --> 00:29:39,386
You haven't got my eyelashes,
have you?
541
00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:41,066
They feel like
they're on your eyelashes.
542
00:29:41,066 --> 00:29:42,786
Have you got my eyelashes, Claudia?!
Fuck's sake.
543
00:29:42,786 --> 00:29:44,186
Just check, Claudia.
HE LAUGHS
544
00:29:44,186 --> 00:29:46,426
Three, two, one.
545
00:29:46,426 --> 00:29:49,186
Oh, fuck.
546
00:29:49,186 --> 00:29:51,706
Look, I've taken
your whole eyebrow off.
547
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:55,066
You haven't.
548
00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:58,066
Why don't you just, like,
go right up to it. I'm trying!
549
00:29:58,066 --> 00:30:00,786
# I tried everything... #
550
00:30:00,786 --> 00:30:03,306
There's a few stragglers, but it's
way better than what they were.
551
00:30:03,306 --> 00:30:08,146
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
552
00:30:08,146 --> 00:30:09,666
I'm not sorry, really.
I deserve this.
553
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:14,786
Whoa.
That was a good one.
554
00:30:14,786 --> 00:30:15,986
I feel like I prefer this
to threading.
555
00:30:15,986 --> 00:30:17,986
Cos it's over and done with.
556
00:30:17,986 --> 00:30:19,826
IAIN: If that lad leaves the villa
with his eyebrows left,
557
00:30:19,826 --> 00:30:26,986
it will be a miracle.
558
00:30:26,986 --> 00:30:28,666
Earlier in the series,
559
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:31,506
we were witness to the Love Island
2023 Ten Metre Freestyle Pool Race.
560
00:30:31,506 --> 00:30:33,306
Ron, you cheated, mate!
561
00:30:33,306 --> 00:30:35,026
Jessie doesn't know
if you touched this end.
562
00:30:35,026 --> 00:30:38,066
IAIN: Which caused controversy
after the intervention of VAR
563
00:30:38,066 --> 00:30:42,266
saw Ron later disqualified.
564
00:30:42,266 --> 00:30:46,146
Well, all eyes are once again
on the Love Island villa
565
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:49,266
as we are about to embark on
the 2023 pool Vill-ympics.
566
00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:55,546
And the event is adjudicated
by judge Martin.
567
00:30:55,546 --> 00:30:58,746
The Ten Metres Splash Dash
is basically the boys
568
00:30:58,746 --> 00:31:02,146
just walking across the pool really
fast without swimming, basically.
569
00:31:02,146 --> 00:31:05,746
CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME
570
00:31:05,746 --> 00:31:07,986
MARTIN: Three, two...
571
00:31:07,986 --> 00:31:09,906
Wait, guys, guys!
Because he was moving his hands.
572
00:31:09,906 --> 00:31:12,026
You are moving your hands.
573
00:31:12,026 --> 00:31:13,626
You were moving your hands.
You are disqualified!
574
00:31:13,626 --> 00:31:15,426
You are moving your hands.
575
00:31:15,426 --> 00:31:16,466
Three, two, one, go!
576
00:31:16,466 --> 00:31:30,106
CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME
577
00:31:30,106 --> 00:31:32,626
Fourth place, we've got Casey.
578
00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:33,906
In third place, Maxwell.
579
00:31:33,906 --> 00:31:36,346
In second place, Will.
580
00:31:36,346 --> 00:31:40,346
And the winner of the Ten Metre
Splash Dash is Mr Longlegs, Tom.
581
00:31:40,346 --> 00:31:50,386
ANGELIC MUSIC
582
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:53,786
IAIN: Since his debut
about 15 minutes ago,
583
00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:56,826
the popularity of our next feature
has gone through the roof,
584
00:31:56,826 --> 00:32:07,386
which means it's time
for the next instalment of...
585
00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:08,626
Oh, my God!
RON SCREAMS
586
00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:14,786
Oh, my God! Don't do that!
That scared the shit out of me.
587
00:32:14,786 --> 00:32:17,866
IAIN: With Tom's ambush on Ron
working like a dream,
588
00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:21,426
it was time to see if Tanya
589
00:32:21,426 --> 00:32:23,466
would fall for another of Casey's
wind-ups. Let's find out.
590
00:32:23,466 --> 00:32:24,946
The sun is nice. Yes.
Yes?
591
00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:28,826
Do you know why clouds
go over mountains like that?
592
00:32:28,826 --> 00:32:33,906
They say it's a blanket. No. Nope.
You must know the reason.
593
00:32:33,906 --> 00:32:36,186
No, I don't know the reason.
594
00:32:36,186 --> 00:32:40,426
You don't know about the mountain
grabbers? Oh, fuck off, Casey.
595
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,386
You've never heard of that?
There's no mountain grabbers.
596
00:32:43,386 --> 00:32:45,426
You get rock climbers, mountain
climbers, mountain grabbers.
597
00:32:45,426 --> 00:32:47,746
There's no mountain grabbers,
though. Oh, my God.
598
00:32:47,746 --> 00:32:50,866
Why do you never believe
anything we say?
599
00:32:50,866 --> 00:32:52,746
Because we take the piss
so many times, she don't believe it.
600
00:32:52,746 --> 00:32:54,106
Right, rock climbers,
601
00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:58,346
sailors, mountain climbers,
mountain grabbers.
602
00:32:58,346 --> 00:33:01,626
No. So, what are they, then?
603
00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:03,746
Well, they stay
at the top of the mountains
604
00:33:03,746 --> 00:33:06,946
and they have vacuums
and suck in the clouds,
605
00:33:06,946 --> 00:33:09,146
so it looks like there's a layer
of cloud on the top of the mountain.
606
00:33:09,146 --> 00:33:10,466
Are you fucking taking the piss?
607
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,306
You can see they've stopped
because it's slowly going.
608
00:33:12,306 --> 00:33:14,546
They've stopped? Look on the left,
see all the clouds that sit on top.
609
00:33:14,546 --> 00:33:16,866
You've got mountain grabbers
on top of them.
610
00:33:16,866 --> 00:33:20,306
Tanya is the most gullible person
I've ever met.
611
00:33:20,306 --> 00:33:27,026
I genuinely believe
she believes every word that I say.
612
00:33:27,026 --> 00:33:29,066
IAIN: Boys, tell the truth,
for crying out loud,
613
00:33:29,066 --> 00:33:31,186
we all know it's caused by
emissions from the dry-ice factory
614
00:33:31,186 --> 00:33:32,946
situated at the top of the mountain.
615
00:33:32,946 --> 00:33:47,271
Find out if Tanya finally catches
the pranksters out later.
616
00:33:47,271 --> 00:33:49,231
# It's gonna be better
617
00:33:49,231 --> 00:33:53,991
# It's gonna be better... #
618
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:56,791
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island
Unseen Bits. A show of four halves.
619
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:59,351
And here we are, already in
the final part with unseen clips
620
00:33:59,351 --> 00:34:01,351
of Will licking Casey's joints...
621
00:34:01,351 --> 00:34:04,191
Sounds like thirsty work.
622
00:34:04,191 --> 00:34:07,991
Down it! Down it! Down it!
That was actually really good.
623
00:34:07,991 --> 00:34:11,831
IAIN: Casey's feeling so hot,
he could eat himself.
624
00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:16,031
The boy's shaved,
the boy has done his...
625
00:34:16,031 --> 00:34:19,311
And now the boy needs
to do his eyebrows.
626
00:34:19,311 --> 00:34:21,431
IAIN: Claudia's trying
to play it cool.
627
00:34:21,431 --> 00:34:23,791
Oh, gosh.
628
00:34:23,791 --> 00:34:26,711
IAIN: Tom's busy
lifting the boys spirits.
629
00:34:26,711 --> 00:34:29,591
And Kai reveals he's the
old smoothie we always suspected.
630
00:34:29,591 --> 00:34:32,671
I've got no hair on my body
apart from my head.
631
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:35,831
You shave all your pubes off?
Swear?
632
00:34:35,831 --> 00:34:37,791
I always shave them.
Do you not shave them all off?
633
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:39,391
No, I trim it down.
What, your pubes?
634
00:34:39,391 --> 00:34:41,191
Yeah. Do you use your
beard trimmer on your pubes?
635
00:34:41,191 --> 00:34:45,631
I have two different shavers.
I might get the Manscaped one.
636
00:34:45,631 --> 00:34:48,791
They're quite good. Yeah, I heard
that. You can't cut yourself.
637
00:34:48,791 --> 00:34:51,711
Even if you clip it
on your ball bag or whatever. Swear?
638
00:34:51,711 --> 00:35:00,191
Yeah, it doesn't rip.
639
00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:02,551
IAIN: We all know if you rub
a magic lamp, a genie will pop out.
640
00:35:02,551 --> 00:35:05,951
But did you know that if you tap
a farmer on the knee while singing
641
00:35:05,951 --> 00:35:09,151
"oy, oy, oy" a totally
random question pops out?
642
00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:11,231
# Oy, oy, oy... #
643
00:35:11,231 --> 00:35:13,551
Can you eat kangaroo in Australia?
Yeah, it's the leanest meet.
644
00:35:13,551 --> 00:35:15,751
Really? Have you eaten it?
Yeah.
645
00:35:15,751 --> 00:35:17,351
Have you eaten it?
You've eaten kangaroo?
646
00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:20,271
You've eaten a baby kangaroo?
No, I haven't eaten a baby one.
647
00:35:20,271 --> 00:35:23,151
I don't chop it up and eat it. You
can buy it at the store like steak.
648
00:35:23,151 --> 00:35:25,631
Like, when you go to the store...
What sort of meat is it?
649
00:35:25,631 --> 00:35:28,871
Is it steak-y or like chicken-y?
Is it white or red meat?
650
00:35:28,871 --> 00:35:31,311
I actually haven't eaten it cos
I used to be veggo, but... Veggo.
651
00:35:31,311 --> 00:35:34,471
What? What's veggie?
Vegetarian.
652
00:35:34,471 --> 00:35:39,791
What? Veggo.
That's what we call it in Australia.
653
00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:41,751
Veggo.
Veggo, yeah.
654
00:35:41,751 --> 00:35:43,311
Why? Because it's just
the shorting of it.
655
00:35:43,311 --> 00:35:47,471
Veggie. Vegetarian.
We call it veg-veg-ee-ee.
656
00:35:47,471 --> 00:35:51,351
What? We call it veggie.
Veg-veg-ee-ee. No, you don't.
657
00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:55,151
Yes, we do. Well, vegetarian is
real word, but veggo is like...
658
00:35:55,151 --> 00:35:57,391
What? Vegetarian is a real word?
What are you talking about?
659
00:35:57,391 --> 00:36:03,391
What do you mean? So, I used to be
"vegetarian"... What is that?
660
00:36:03,391 --> 00:36:13,231
What? You do know
what a vegetarian is. Is it?
661
00:36:13,231 --> 00:36:18,791
Is that when you can't eat fish?
Oh, my God. I cannot deal.
662
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:23,151
Stop it. Sorry, I know what
a vegetarian is. I got your back.
663
00:36:23,151 --> 00:36:26,791
Oh, my God!
664
00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:37,951
IAIN: Will-O, mate, you're pushing
veggo Jess-O over the edge-O.
665
00:36:37,951 --> 00:36:43,471
Hello and welcome to ITV2's
666
00:36:43,471 --> 00:36:48,831
all-new natural history programme
Planet Love.
667
00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:53,231
Tonight, we are delving
deep into uncharted territory
668
00:36:53,231 --> 00:36:56,031
to discover the complexities
669
00:36:56,031 --> 00:36:59,511
of a whole new female species.
670
00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:02,751
The villa girls.
671
00:37:02,751 --> 00:37:06,031
The most fascinating
and alluring of creatures.
672
00:37:06,031 --> 00:37:07,871
And you're about to get
a rare glimpse into their habitat
673
00:37:07,871 --> 00:37:17,671
thanks to the access gained
by our in-house cameraman Tom.
674
00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:23,111
This is a little vlog.
We're in the girls' dressing room.
675
00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:26,591
Yeah, there's bits everywhere,
really. Things left about.
676
00:37:26,591 --> 00:37:31,271
Toothbrushes. Look at this.
It stinks in here.
677
00:37:31,271 --> 00:37:34,391
Coffee cups everywhere.
678
00:37:34,391 --> 00:37:37,991
And they've got a boiled egg
in here.
679
00:37:37,991 --> 00:37:41,631
And they've got... No, a Scotch egg.
A Scotch egg. It's not on.
680
00:37:41,631 --> 00:37:43,951
They've got a Scotch egg.
There's eyelashes everywhere.
681
00:37:43,951 --> 00:37:45,751
Any more Scotch eggs?
They're boomerangs, mate.
682
00:37:45,751 --> 00:37:47,711
Boomerangs.
What are they?
683
00:37:47,711 --> 00:37:50,271
Baked beans.
Really big baked beans.
684
00:37:50,271 --> 00:37:52,431
Yeah, there's nothing in order.
Let's fix this. Fix it up a bit.
685
00:37:52,431 --> 00:37:57,231
There we go.
686
00:37:57,231 --> 00:38:00,791
IAIN: But to really
understand the lives
687
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:04,191
of those beautiful
and fascinating creatures,
688
00:38:04,191 --> 00:38:07,631
the boys need to immerse themselves
entirely in their world.
689
00:38:07,631 --> 00:38:10,991
It won't be easy, but where there's
a will, there's a way.
690
00:38:10,991 --> 00:38:14,431
Oh, yes.
Let's get into girls' outfits.
691
00:38:14,431 --> 00:38:16,031
Wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it.
692
00:38:16,031 --> 00:38:18,231
I'd wear this one.
693
00:38:18,231 --> 00:38:20,991
# Nails, hair, hips
Heels, face, done
694
00:38:20,991 --> 00:38:22,791
# Lips real, purse full
695
00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:25,671
# Big heels, yes, I'm a big deal
696
00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,711
# Legs, legs, face, eyes... #
697
00:38:27,711 --> 00:38:30,471
Will, you got back in that.
Case, show us.
698
00:38:30,471 --> 00:38:33,031
Yeah, nice. Oh, my God!
Yeah!
699
00:38:33,031 --> 00:38:35,591
Work it, queen.
You sexy girl!
700
00:38:35,591 --> 00:38:40,031
I can't fit in anything.
701
00:38:40,031 --> 00:38:42,991
Tom, babe. What's going on?
702
00:38:42,991 --> 00:38:45,831
Tom, there's no way you're gonna
be able to get in them boots.
703
00:38:45,831 --> 00:38:48,151
Oh... Those are Tanya's boots!
704
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:51,511
Strut. Strut. Hips. Hips.
705
00:38:51,511 --> 00:38:53,431
CHEERING
706
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:58,671
Tommy boy! You sexy thing!
707
00:38:58,671 --> 00:39:01,271
I really hope Kai
doesn't piss me off tonight.
708
00:39:01,271 --> 00:39:02,911
LAUGHTER
709
00:39:02,911 --> 00:39:05,071
I just don't want the drama.
The drama.
710
00:39:05,071 --> 00:39:07,831
Trust me, if I have to pull him
one more time for a chat,
711
00:39:07,831 --> 00:39:09,671
that's gonna be it.
712
00:39:09,671 --> 00:39:12,911
Princess Kelsey is here to create
some drama, trust me.
713
00:39:12,911 --> 00:39:16,511
I ain't taking nobody as a prisoner.
714
00:39:16,511 --> 00:39:17,871
Casey is too silly for me.
715
00:39:17,871 --> 00:39:19,911
LAUGHTER
716
00:39:19,911 --> 00:39:22,471
I feel like Tom just goes
to the terrace with me way too much.
717
00:39:22,471 --> 00:39:25,711
He shouldn't be up there.
He shouldn't.
718
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:30,031
You know every time you go up there,
you know exactly what he wants.
719
00:39:30,031 --> 00:39:33,071
Honestly, we don't care
if we're stepping on toes.
720
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:36,311
I'm not a girl's girl either.
721
00:39:36,311 --> 00:39:39,071
We're no girl's girls,
where here to have a good time.
722
00:39:39,071 --> 00:39:41,071
We're here to take the boys,
and we're here to slay. Slay.
723
00:39:41,071 --> 00:39:43,151
Do my boobs look too big in this?
724
00:39:43,151 --> 00:39:45,311
Trust me, they don't, babe.
They look perfect.
725
00:39:45,311 --> 00:39:47,311
Right.
You look so good, girl.
726
00:39:47,311 --> 00:39:50,631
Girls rule, boys drool.
Brush my teeth, we slaying.
727
00:39:50,631 --> 00:39:53,671
What's eye contour cream?
728
00:39:53,671 --> 00:39:57,351
Sorry. I do not know.
729
00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,671
LAUGHTER
730
00:40:00,671 --> 00:40:02,351
This is all us.
No make-up.
731
00:40:02,351 --> 00:40:04,591
Just queens. Slaying.
Together. Forever.
732
00:40:04,591 --> 00:40:20,391
IAIN: RuPaul has
nothing to worry about.
733
00:40:20,391 --> 00:40:22,151
It's that time of the show
once again. It's...
734
00:40:22,151 --> 00:40:29,791
And this week, I asked them
to show me their party trick.
735
00:40:29,791 --> 00:40:34,751
Party trick.
736
00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:38,391
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
I don't even have a party trick.
737
00:40:38,391 --> 00:40:41,831
I haven't got my Rubik's cube,
I normally do a Rubik's cube.
738
00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:43,671
If you give me a drink,
I can down it.
739
00:40:43,671 --> 00:40:45,191
I'm quite good at downing a pint.
740
00:40:45,191 --> 00:40:48,471
I could do a rose, which would be
hard, but I could do a rose.
741
00:40:48,471 --> 00:40:50,271
I can't even down a pint, actually.
742
00:40:50,271 --> 00:40:52,231
I don't know why I said that.
I can drink it.
743
00:40:52,231 --> 00:40:55,351
I can whistle. That's as exciting
as it gets for me.
744
00:40:55,351 --> 00:40:58,431
Is that weird?
745
00:40:58,431 --> 00:41:01,991
WHISTLES TENTATIVELY
746
00:41:01,991 --> 00:41:04,991
I can fold my toes, excuse the toes,
the dirty toes.
747
00:41:04,991 --> 00:41:06,951
Look at that. Look at that.
Just like that.
748
00:41:06,951 --> 00:41:09,631
WHISTLES TUNELESSLY
749
00:41:09,631 --> 00:41:13,111
I can't wink.
750
00:41:13,111 --> 00:41:15,871
I've always wanted to do, like...
751
00:41:15,871 --> 00:41:19,871
I can raise this eyebrow, I can't do
the other one, so it's a bit shit.
752
00:41:19,871 --> 00:41:22,751
Is it moving? Is the eyebrows...
753
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:26,191
I had a bit of Botox in my forehead,
so I can't really move it any more.
754
00:41:26,191 --> 00:41:29,111
I can't lift up the right one.
755
00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:32,631
Oh, I would love to, though.
756
00:41:32,631 --> 00:41:36,551
WHISTLES TENTATIVELY
757
00:41:36,551 --> 00:41:41,111
I can roll my tongue, like...
758
00:41:41,111 --> 00:41:51,031
Bet you can't do that.
759
00:41:51,031 --> 00:41:53,511
I can get up inside there.
760
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,311
BLOWS AIR
761
00:41:55,311 --> 00:41:56,991
ARMPIT FART
762
00:41:56,991 --> 00:41:58,551
I can't do it.
763
00:41:58,551 --> 00:42:01,031
# God save the King. #
764
00:42:01,031 --> 00:42:02,591
WOLF-WHISTLES
765
00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:04,471
I can go like that.
766
00:42:04,471 --> 00:42:06,391
I learned that one in primary school
from the receptionist,
767
00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:07,671
and I used to use it all the time.
768
00:42:07,671 --> 00:42:09,231
Strong chest muscles.
769
00:42:09,231 --> 00:42:14,351
SHE HUMS
770
00:42:14,351 --> 00:42:16,071
I can turn my hand
all the way round.
771
00:42:16,071 --> 00:42:18,831
I think I can click my toes.
772
00:42:18,831 --> 00:42:21,111
TOES CLICK
773
00:42:21,111 --> 00:42:24,471
I think this means
I'm double jointed. Agh.
774
00:42:24,471 --> 00:42:29,351
I can nearly do it, does that count?
775
00:42:29,351 --> 00:42:32,431
Oh, taxi. Get me home.
776
00:42:32,431 --> 00:42:35,391
You've either got it,
or you don't got it.
777
00:42:35,391 --> 00:42:46,071
IAIN: Tune in next week
for another instalment of...
778
00:42:46,071 --> 00:42:48,111
Before we go, we have time
for just one more clip
779
00:42:48,111 --> 00:42:50,311
of our new feature
that has taken the nation by storm.
780
00:42:50,311 --> 00:42:53,311
Yes, we are visiting
our resident lovable tricksters,
781
00:42:53,311 --> 00:42:55,551
but can they continue to pull
the wool over Tanya's eyes?
782
00:42:55,551 --> 00:43:03,191
Let's find out.
783
00:43:03,191 --> 00:43:05,671
I actually had a really
weird experience once. Yeah?
784
00:43:05,671 --> 00:43:09,151
When I was a lot younger.
What happened?
785
00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:11,951
It was what happened
with the badgers.
786
00:43:11,951 --> 00:43:14,111
What happened with the badgers?
Ooh. Don't say it. You can't say it?
787
00:43:14,111 --> 00:43:17,191
Not on telly, you can't.
788
00:43:17,191 --> 00:43:20,671
What happened
with the fucking badgers?
789
00:43:20,671 --> 00:43:22,111
No, I'll say it. I will say it.
790
00:43:22,111 --> 00:43:27,111
We basically were,
like, 13, 14 at the time.
791
00:43:27,111 --> 00:43:29,711
We were quite young and immature
792
00:43:29,711 --> 00:43:32,191
and we all fell asleep on this
common, like, this big grass area.
793
00:43:32,191 --> 00:43:37,831
Then what happened?
We woke up underground.
794
00:43:37,831 --> 00:43:43,191
A badger family carried us down
into this underground...
795
00:43:43,191 --> 00:43:45,111
What the fuck are you talking about?
Genuinely.
796
00:43:45,111 --> 00:43:48,031
What? That's weird, man.
797
00:43:48,031 --> 00:43:49,471
Youse are winding me up again.
You are.
798
00:43:49,471 --> 00:43:53,351
I really wish I was, but I wasn't.
799
00:43:53,351 --> 00:43:56,271
They kicked me out in the end
cos of what I said to them.
800
00:43:56,271 --> 00:43:58,631
What do you mean?
What did you say to them?
801
00:43:58,631 --> 00:44:06,151
I just overstayed my welcome.
802
00:44:06,151 --> 00:44:11,751
What the fuck are you talking
about? Like, what the fuck?
803
00:44:11,751 --> 00:44:13,951
IAIN: Guys,
I think Tanya smells a rat.
804
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:15,911
Or at least I think it's a rat.
805
00:44:15,911 --> 00:44:19,071
One thing's for sure,
it's definitely not a badger.
806
00:44:19,071 --> 00:44:21,031
The badger one, I switched off
quickly because I was, like,
807
00:44:21,031 --> 00:44:22,271
"Now you are just
trying to wind me up."
808
00:44:22,271 --> 00:44:26,151
I don't even know where that one
came from, where it went
809
00:44:26,151 --> 00:44:28,951
and where it's going.
I don't know. I don't know.
810
00:44:28,951 --> 00:44:31,351
IAIN: Well, that's the end
of the feature then,
811
00:44:31,351 --> 00:44:34,271
and we spent tons
on those graphics, too.
812
00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:37,431
Don't forget to come back next
week for some more unseen bits.
813
00:44:37,431 --> 00:44:40,191
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