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IAIN STIRLING: This week...

Casa Amor brought secret kisses,

three shock re-couplings...

That's what I get for being a nice guy. You always finish last.

..and tons of drama.

I really hope I haven't lost her.

But tonight, it's time...

to shake it out and do your thing!

# Do your thing, yeah... #

This week, Casa Amor did its devilish thing,

and tonight, we're doing our thing.

We're more pumped up than Sam Smith at the BRITs.

We came, we saw, we conquered!

And we've got a pretty awesome outfit of our own, too.

Our team have put together a show fit to burst

with exclusive footage. From all the shocks...

Boo! Oh!

..surprises...

HE SQUAWKS LIKE A CROW Oh, my God!

..straddling,

and smooching from the last week's action.

SCREAMING

So embrace the madness...

Keep going. THEY LAUGH

..and give the chaos a big sloppy kiss.

What are you talking about?

So sit back and grab a drink,

as it's that time of the week to do your thing.

This is Love Island: Unseen Bits!

IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits!

It's Casa Amor week, meaning you've got double the Islanders

and double the fun.

BOTH: E-h-h!

THEY GIGGLE

So as the naughty side piece,

we are going to serve you superfans with every last drop of action.

You can't be doing that, bro! SCREAMING

HE LAUGHS

The Islanders have tested the water...

Let we gaan. Let we gaan, let we gaan.

Ahh!

HE GASPS

..and taken risks.

Oh, I'm impressed!

We've got naughty boys with secrets...

SHE SHRIEKS

..shocks...

SHE YELPS

..and surprises.

Boo! Oh!

So pucker up...

Do your best pout.

Let's see your pouts.

..for some jaw-dropping revelations.

The palm trees aren't real! SHE GIGGLES

These are real. No, they are real,

but obviously, they weren't... They were put here.

What, these plant... These palm trees?

Yeah, they're not naturally just in the middle of a farm, are they?

They're palm trees.

No, these are...

SHE CHUCKLES

Look at you! Samie, these are here.

Yes, they are now. What?

This is the totally uncensored Unseen Bits.

I'm not one to get sentimental,

but sometimes, I get nostalgic for the good old days.

AKA, last week, before Casa Amor wreaked havoc on the villa.

Tanya and Shaq were loved up...

Turn around and holla on the balcony.

Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee!

Keep going. THEY LAUGH

..and Will and Jessie were skipping for joy.

And the chat in the villa wasn't about kisses at Casa,

it was more highbrow intellectual conversations.

Just like you'll see in this unseen bit.

If you looked like an animal, what do you think you'd look like?

I would look like a...

I thought you'd look like a bush baby.

THEY LAUGH

What, like...? Do you know what I mean? With your eyes.

Like, what, from Madagascar? Yeah!

They're really cute! HE SNORTS

That would be your spirit animal.

A bush baby?! Yeah.

I feel like I'd be like...

I don't know.

You would be... A koala. No...

Yeah, I can maybe see that. Thanks.

Meerkat.

Meerkats are... They're not really the cutest things, are they?

They're like little scratty things.

If I was to, like, insult my mates,

I'd always be like, "You're such a little raccoon".

Or a wombat.

Raccoons are quite cute, though. Are they? No, they're not!

Yeah, they are. No, they're not. They're like rodents.

IAIN: Never mind raccoons,

come Casa Amor, you lot will be at it like rabbits!

Before Casa, food seemed like a good way to secure a boy's affections.

Before Casa, food seemed like a good way to secure a boy's affections.

In this unseen bit, Lana and Olivia have made French toast for the lads.

But what did the lads make of their efforts?

Time for Kai and Ron to pass their official verdicts.

Right, give us a review. Out of ten, and comments.

Ten.

LANA: I'll take a ten. No, I'm gonna give an 11, then.

Aww! Ha-ha! No, I'm staying with ten.

No, I'm giving an 11. And I don't even believe in tens.

Apart from me and Lana.

Er, no, just Lana, sorry. Aw! Just my Lana.

Right, we'll give you one compliment each.

OK, what's my compliment? You're very kind

and I think you are a genuine human being.

ALL: Aww!

SMOOCH, SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER

Do I get one of them? You're very, erm, caring.

Aw! There you go.

We've got two caring boys. Yeah.

Should we give each other's men a compliment?

OK. You first.

Erm... LAUGHTER

Erm... This is our moment, Kai.

Just enjoy this, cos we're never getting this again.

You have got a lovely face.

Yeah! I'd take that.

You've just got a cheeky smile and good chat.

You've got a nice face.

I like that one. Yeah!

If you picked face, personality and body, who would be the face?

You'd be face, personality AND body.

ALL: Aww! Yes!

You'd be, erm, body!

LAUGHTER

Cheers, girls. Appreciate that.

Oh, thank you! Bye!

All right, see you later, girls. Yeah. Cheers, girls.

Appreciate that.

We came... We conquered. No.

It's we came... OK.

We saw. ..we saw... Saw what?

The French toast. OK.

And we conquered it. We did.

We came, we saw, we conquered!

IAIN: In hindsight, I'm not sure Olivia would be putting in

quite as much effort.

Our Twitter feed became infested last week

when the internet went cray-cray for our unseen bit

of Tom and Casey's Scouse Mouse wind-up on Tanya.

There's a thing that goes around called the Scouse Mouse.

The Scouse Mouse? It sounds weird when we say it...

That goes round? Yeah.

Have you never heard of that? No?!

So it's a thing... Yeah.

Like COVID? Mm, no, no. Not like...

Would you say it's more of a saying? More of a saying.

Yeah, if we were to put it in a sentence, it would be like...

"Someone Scouse Moused me."

Yeah, someone Scouse... "Someone Scouse Moused me"? Yeah.

IAIN: And the internet took the bait,

sending the clip fully viral.

IAIN READS TWEET IN A SCOUSE ACCENT

IAIN READS TWEET IN A GLASWEGIAN ACCENT

IAIN READS TWEET IN A POSH ACCENT

Oh, my God! Are you guys pranking me?!

CHUCKLING

There's no Scouse Mouse!

LAUGHTER

IAIN: Tanya may have smelt a rat, but it did nothing to deter Casey

from his mission to be crowned the villa's biggest prankster.

Can you skip? Yeah. Everyone can skip. Can you?

Yeah, I can skip. I can't backwards skip, though, like that.

That's actually...

I went to the Skipping World Championships in 2008.

Have you heard this? Tom, Tom! Tom!

Tell Claudia about the World Skipping Championships in 2008

that I was at. Why are you asking...?

Why would Tom know? He didn't know you back then.

He's asked me this question! Right, you did well.

I didn't think you'd actually get that far. Thank you!

Like, you can do tricks and stuff? Yeah. Oh, my God!

Get yourself up there now! Obviously, it is proper sick.

The floor is yours. Go and do some skipping.

They've got it now. Don't want to interrupt. I'll do it in a bit.

No, but Case, you're probably not as good as you were then,

but you are still good now. Yeah, I mean, obviously...

Don't knock him down!

I got a bit traumatised from it, didn't I, so...? Yeah.

No way! I've learned a really fun fact about you now.

I'm joking. HE LAUGHS

I genuinely thought you were a professional skipper.

2008? I'd have been... Like, I believed Tom.

I would have been 12!

Right? And why is that not, like, believable?

HE LAUGHS

You've got serious issues. I can't trust you.

You just lie every time I ask you something.

Tell me two lies, one truth about you. Ooh, I like this!

I've got to guess which one... I love this game!

Can I do two truths, and one's a lie?

OK. THEY GIGGLE

I used to play the cornet.

The woman that lives next door to us had a pet elephant.

And... I once hugged a lion.

Right, well, the cornet one's true.

And you've... you've hugged a lion,

but you've never lived next to someone with a pet elephant. No.

Wrong! I've lived next to someone with a pet elephant! How?

Right, go on, your turn. Right.

I've rode a giraffe like a bull.

SHE CHUCKLES

I once passed out in, like, a field, and badgers carried me home.

No! Like, right, and what's your last one?

Monkeys kidnapped me in Monkey Kingdom in Bali.

And raised me as one of their own.

After that poetry, I can believe that. Jesus!

Right, I feel like every single one was a lie.

HE LAUGHS

Oh, I don't believe anything you say.

IAIN: Sorry, what did he say?

I was just getting a pedicure off a chipmunk.

The seeing of this next unseen clip is not the problem.

It's the hearing of it.

It should really have come with a health warning.

Here's Olivia putting the "C" into "rap". Brace yourselves.

BEATBOXING Give me a beat!

SHE RAPS: Here in the villa Having the best time

Erm... Fucking hell.

The boys cooked and it was a crime LAUGHTER

Hurry up and get me some wine ALL: Yeah!

All us girls are looking so fine CHEERING

Boys are idiots And they make us shine

ALL: Yay!

The boys are average But we are fine!

CHEERING

Right, we've definitely been in here too long.

We're starting to make up raps.

CLAUDIA: I definitely would not quit your day job, Olivia.

IAIN: Yes, Samie, you girls have been in the villa way too long.

So I'm gonna have a go at my own rap.

HE RAPS: Girls in the dressing room Doing their make-up

I know what Let's give it a shake-up

Oh, thanks very much.

Dab, dab!

TEXT ALERT

SAMIE GASPS I've got a text.

You're in a towel!

IAIN: Off they go to Casa Amor.

This is mad!

Oi, Jessie, shut the door! Oh, leave it, then.

The girls have all gone to Casa, leaving the boys alone in the villa.

But what are the lads up to?

Well, here's an unseen clip of Kai getting his step count up.

With Shaq following very slowly behind.

So this makes me question...

Find out after the break.

# Come here, rude boy, boy Can you get it up?

# Come here, rude boy, boy Is you big enough...? #

IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.

With Casa Amor, it's been like the dating Super Bowl this week,

and equally as entertaining.

Rihanna might be pregnant, but Shaq was also about to pop.

Argh! But there's no protective helmets in this game...

Argh!

..the cheerleaders aren't quite as good...

SHE EXCLAIMS

..or optimistic.

It's the calm before the storm.

They're playing defence.

And their singing is an offence.

CHEERING

Plus, Rihanna may have a bun in the oven,

but Shaq is also using his loaf.

I feel like bread without fucking... the girls here, bro.

You feel what?

You know, like, bread? Bread is just a loaf. Yeah?

It's just there, doesn't really do anything until it serves a purpose.

You know what I mean?

You can put it in a sand... You can use it...

It's great in a sandwich. SHAQ LAUGHS

What, until... Put yourself in a toaster, bro.

Put myself in a toaster.

THEY LAUGH

# Come here, rude boy, boy Can you get it up? #

IAIN: Before the break, we saw Kai sprint upstairs to the bedroom,

with Shaq following slowly behind. Well, here's...

HE CAWS

Oh, my God!

HE LAUGHS Fuck!

IAIN: Earlier, we saw the girls

looking like they'd just looted Primark

as they made a frantic dash to Casa Amor.

The high-pitched screams

not only attracted every stray dog from miles around...

SCREAMING

..it also served as a mating call to a pack of sexy single boys

and their cue to slo-mo their way into the villa.

# Nice to meet you Enchante

# I like dirty dancin' and Champagne

# I don't even Need to know your name... #

IAIN: And while our ears are still ringing,

here are the unseen moments our eyes didn't get to see.

I went on a hen do this summer. God, I've been so many times.

And we went to the airport, and bought this dildo. Mum came.

She's like, 73, bless her. You did not put it in her suitcase?

Yeah, no, I put it in her bag! Fuck's sake. I put it in her bag.

So, we put it through airport security,

and the security guard went, "Excuse me,

"can you explain to me everything that's in this bag?"

She was like, "Erm, some sandals, some jewellery.

"And I-I think somebody might have put a dildo in there."

He was like, "You mean this?" And got it out.

Everyone started laughing.

So, when did you come out of the Navy? How many years ago?

Like, September time last year.

So you're good at making a bed, then?

Yeah, I can make a bed. And flipping a coin on it.

Yeah. Do they do that, or is that old school?

Flipping a coin? Yeah, flipping a coin on the bed,

make sure it bounces. Got to be tight.

Never heard of that in my life. Shut up!

They do it in movies all the time. Really?

Did you not know about that? Nah.

But I didn't pull anyone for a chat.

And then I was there and I thought, "Fuck it, yeah." Yeah.

"I'll speak to Lana." Got to get on job. That's how it works in here.

I actually really don't like that phrase either.

You lot just seem to be saying it naturally.

Oh, no, we just say it all the time.

Yeah, we say it all the time. Everyone's like, "On job."

When we do speeches, "On job, on job."

D'you wanna go get some chocolate?

IAIN: Yeah, Frankie. Comfort eat your way out of the fact

you dissed our Islanders' favourite new phrase.

Earlier, the girls snuck out in such a hurry to get to Casa Amor

they didn't have time to grab their stuff.

So here are some unseen clips of the boys packing for them.

KAI: Bro, I'm packing bare jumpers. Bare baggy shit.

CASEY: I wish I had a sister.

Then I'd probably understand more what girls wear.

I've got no idea how to pack a girl's suitcase, to be honest.

I'm packing probably bikinis which I think are underwear,

and it's all a bit crazy downstairs.

What the fuck is this?

Oh, it's a top. Five guesses what the fuck that is.

Oh, that's nice. No, it's not.

Yeah, I think I'm done. Only one pair of heels.

What the hell is that? How the... What is this?

What is that? It's like a bungee jump thing.

LAUGHTER

No, no, Tanya told me she does karate. She's a black belt.

Shut up, bro. Shut the fuck up!

Shall I pack it for her? Just to... Yeah. I'm gonna pack it for her.

Oh, who's farted? That actually stinks. Kai, is that you?

KAI: Yeah. Jesus!

IAIN: And here are some unseen clips

of how much the girls appreciated the boys' efforts. Not!

This isn't even my dress! No! Why has he given me jeans?!

JESSIE: Five skirts and no tops!

The boys packed us NOTHING.

OK, I'm sorry, but this is shit. This is not what I wanted!

CLAUDIA: I've got no pyjamas. All I've got is fucking pyjamas!

This is actually broken. Does anyone wanna wear this bikini tomorrow?

SHE LAUGHS

What is that?! Why did he pack me the shorts but not the top?

Will's put only long skirts in.

He packed me his jumper, his hat...

and then, like, pyjamas and long skirts.

Oh, my God, guys, he's packed me dirty things.

Oh, no! ALL LAUGHING

I don't even have a bikini.

Will did not pack me one single bikini!

I don't think I have any make-up either.

IAIN: Back in the villa,

Casey and Will were made up they didn't pack all of the girls' stuff.

MUSIC: 'Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy'

CHUCKLES

LAUGHS

THEY CACKLE

I'm proper tired, man. Please...

Shaq looks so pretty.

CHUCKLING

Am I bleeding?

THEY CHUCKLE

What the fuck is on my lips, bro?

Are you bleeding? Are you bleeding?

I thought it was blood.

Oh, you pricks!

LAUGHTER

You fucking pricks.

Yes, they are, Shaq.

Oh, my days.

With the OG boys not around to make them their usual morning coffees,

the girls are having to rely on the new Casa lads to perk them up.

Not so much baristas, as embarrass-tas.

Check this out.

Samie, what you having?

Can I have an iced coffee?

Do you know how to make an iced coffee?

Yeah, I'll give it a go. An iced coffee with oat milk, please.

I know how to make the best iced coffee

in the north-east, by the way.

Ha! Anyone want any tips, shout us.

Trust me. Yeah?

Got a great eye for it.

Fucking hell. BOYS GROAN

Have a smell of that. Wait there, I need a spoon in.

I just put my fingers in that. LAUGHTER

Did you?

Samie, here we go. Ha! Thank you.

Try that. Cheers.

I want to see your... reaction.

It's nice. Sweet.

Mmm, I like it.

It's the perfect coffee. Perfect!

Yeah, it's nice. Amazing.

Congratulations, boys,

it's good to know that when you leave here,

Love Island's loss will be Starbucks' gain.

But I think you lot have had too much caffeine.

It's hot.

Ah! Yes, boys! Pumped on!

So while the caffeine was kicking in over at Casa,

back at the villa, something else

was about to get their hearts racing.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

# Where my girls Where my girls at...? #

As six new girls headed towards the Villa.

# Yeah, this the type of thing I'm looking for

# Where my girls Where my girls at? #

And here's some unseen bits,

proving that the new girls were very much the boys' cup of tea.

How are you feeling? I'm good.

I'm really good. Good.

It's, erm, it's nice to have new faces.

I know, it's exciting, isn't it? New personalities.

Oh, God, look at him! He's hil...

Like, you have no idea what you're in for.

Oh, he's wild, but I love it. He doesn't stop either.

That might burn your bum. Oh, that is gonna burn my bum!

Yeah, look, come on. Holy hell.

Holy hell! Do you put water on it?

Yeah. Urgh! What is that?!

There's loads of bugs in here. Argh!

Oh, look at this. Oh, God!

THEY LAUGH

You asked me out on a date.

You're like, "Hey, babe, I wanna cook for you.

"I wanna do you a three-course meal." What you cooking me?

What, starter, main, desert? Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Obviously, you gotta splash it out. Starter, probably do some calamari.

Oh! Tick! Love a bit of calamari.

Ha! Then the main, we'll keep it seafoody.

Yeah, all right.

Go for a paella. All right.

For dessert, it depends on what you like.

Do you like a fruity sort of vibe? No.

No? OK.

Decadent. I've never heard of that.

What do you...? What is that?

That's just a word. Oh!

I thought we were talking, fucking, erm, about a dessert.

No, I mean, you want it to be really decadent.

So, chocolate... Oh, yeah.

You would classify chocolate as decadent. Oh, yeah.

What do I like? I would say if I could build, like,

the perfect guy out of all of you, right... Yeah.

I say I would take Will's personality.

Yeah. He's the funniest guy you will meet.

He's just so, like, crazy, wild, laid-back. He doesn't care.

He doesn't. Erm, probably Tom's height.

Yeah, 6'5". Don't blame you. Yeah.

Maybe, like, Shaq's build. Yeah, he's a big bloke.

And, actually... And your charm. You're very charming.

RON CHUCKLES Yeah, yeah. I'd say that.

That would be the perfect guy. There you go.

At least I've got some of the traits in there. I know.

I don't really have a hair-colour type,

or a type in the sense that if I can be myself around someone,

that's all I want, really.

Yeah, but I feel like... To be as weird as possible.

..you can do that with everyone. Do you think?

Yeah. I feel like you're confident and weird, in a good way.

Yeah. Are you? Yeah.

How weird are were we talking, then? Will you do me the dragon?

GAME OF THRONES THEME PLAYS

Will you do me the dragon?

THEY SHRIEK

THEY LAUGH

Did you watch Game Of Thrones? Did I fuck! No.

RECORD SCRATCHES What?! I'm just really into dragons.

Well, that's weird.

IAIN: I think you'd love Game Of Thrones.

Will, the girls are even more scantily clad than on this show.

And they have dragons!

Before we enter the break, here's an unseen clip of the girls

sitting around the fire pit in Casa Amor

discussing what they look for in a boy.

I dunno. Like, smile, eyes...

Just a good hairline, a beard, tall, tattoos.

I love how it's the good hairline. And I want someone who is just kind.

Come back after the break and find out.

# Take me back Back, back, back... #

IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.

It's Casa Amor, and we've got two villas on the go -

that's not only twice as many Islanders,

but twice as many twinkly festoon lights.

The electricity bill is costing a fortune.

# Take me back Back, back, back, back... #

But there is a weird energy bolt coursing through the Islanders...

..and it's burning so bright they're having to wear shades in bed.

I'm so smart. It feels like I'm in a seat. Cool.

There will always be sceptics.

But the truth of what really fuels the villa

is written on the novelty doormat.

"This house runs on prosecco." We've got, erm,

"Don't beware of the dogs, beware of the owners."

LAUGHTER

Ah, that's so witty (!)

You'd love my "beer o'clock" tea towel,

and my, "Live, laugh, love" stencil on my kitchen wall.

They're hysterical!

Before the break, we saw the girls

sitting around the fire pit in Casa Amor,

discussing what they look for in a boy.

Like, smile, eyes. Just a good hairline, a beard, tall, tattoos.

That's a good one. And I want someone who is...

Well, here's...

LANA GASPS, LAUGHTER

Oh, no. What happened?

What the fuck?! I don't know.

LAUGHING: I'm so sorry.

Oh, no, we need to go and sort this. I'm so sorry.

SHE SQUEALS

Lana? Shit!

Oh! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened.

Liv, your bum's wet. Oh, no.

Oh, fuck! I don't know what happened.

Why is it funny? HAIRDRYER BLASTS

They better not air that. LAUGHTER

No, of course we wouldn't, Olivia.

Oops, too late, we already have, sorry.

This week saw the return of a Casa Amor Love Island classic -

Raunchy Races.

But there was a typo on my script, and it said "Raunchy Faces",

which is why you're all seeing this unseen clip

of the Islanders' facial impressions.

# Relax, don't do it When you wanna go to it

# Relax, don't do it When you wanna come

# Relax, don't do it When you wanna suck it, chew it

# Relax, don't do it When you wanna come

# Come. #

Being sexy and fiercely competitive, well, it is a dating show,

our Islanders dived straight into the Raunchy Races...

# Let's go Yo... #

..and following a well-timed text off yours truly...

TEXT ALERT

Underwater snog with the Islander you think is the sexiest. Go!

Go, Go, go, go. ..the Islanders received a text at the same time,

and whoever did the challenge fastest, won.

Yeah! CHEERING

And here are the Raunchy Races you didn't get to see.

Obviously, "raunchy" is gonna be spicy.

You know, it's gonna be cheeky!

TEXT ALERT

Have a three-way kiss with the two Islanders you fancy the most.

Right, Casey, Tom, quick, quick, quick. Oh!

Yeah! CHEERING

I kissed Tom. LAUGHTER

Olivia and Lana. Oh, my God. Go, Go, go, go.

CHEERING

The villa were fastest. CHEERING

What? Why?

Seductively lick the leg of the Islander you think is the tastiest.

Ooh. Tastiest?

Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go.

CHEERING

Hey. Ooh!

Right, stop, done, done. SHE RETCHES

Lovely (!) I was about... I was gonna get my...

You looked really clean. I was gonna get my Croc off. Sorry?

I was trying to take my Croc off,

I thought she was gonna lick up my toes and legs.

And everyone looked at me funny

and thought I said something else instead of "Croc."

I'll let you use your imagination.

I mean, I didn't shave my legs today, so...

unlucky for you. LAUGHTER

TEXT ALERT Casa Amor were fastest.

Oh, my days.

CHEERING

ALL: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Happy, focus, thinking caps on.

TEXT ALERT The boy with the smallest feet

must suck the toes of the girl they fancy most.

Ten, ten. I'm nine. ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER

Oh, my God.

CHEERING

I must admit, not a fan of sucking toes.

Don't suck toes on the outside.

People were asking, "How was it?"

I'm no toe connoisseur, I have absolutely no idea.

LAUGHTER Yeah!

APPLAUSE Yeah, done it very well.

I'm sorry. I'm here for it.

Casa Amor were fastest. I knew it.

CHEERING Whoo!

Any Islander who speaks a second language

should ask for a kiss in that language

from the Islander they fancy the most.

Anyone speak another language? A little bit.

SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

Go, go, go. Is this a kiss, or what?

GASPING, CHEERING

Can anyone else speak another language?

Je... Je m'appelle...

HE CHUCKLES Je m'appelle Will.

Absolutely fucked it there, didn't I?

IAIN: As we all know, it was the main villa that won the challenge.

Whoo! We won the party. And it is buzzin'!

ALL CHANT: Villa! Villa! Villa!

If you ask me, the Love Island Villa is the Eighth Wonder Of The World.

And I don't care what anyone "sphinx"!

The entire aesthetic is inspired by ancient Egyptian culture.

MUSIC: 'Walk Like an Egyptian' by The Bangles

IAIN: Like the ancient Egyptians,

our designers use a form of indecipherable hieroglyphics.

And the fire pit, kitchen and pool areas

are also inspired by ancient Egyptian symbolism.

They wanted to fill the pool with asses' milk,

but we had to draw the line somewhere.

Other than that, the place is a trove of hidden treasures

buried deep inside the villa.

Let me wrap you up. All right. Like a mummy.

Just... You have to sit up, then.

Yeah, put your legs out.

THEY LAUGH

Now we can get more of these. I'll grab the one off my bed.

We were just messing about.

We always do stupid stuff in that bedroom.

Just wrestling each other a bit.

Right, mine's tight.

CASEY CHUCKLES

THEY LAUGH

I thought, "Yeah, why not? Let's give it a go."

WILL EXHALES Hello, Mister!

Wait, make sure he can't get that hand out, Will, cos he can untie it.

Little did I know that they were gonna tie me up

so I couldn't move an inch of my life and tickle me.

LAUGHTER

He's a bit of a wriggler, do you know what I mean?

Wriggles about a lot.

So when we really wanted to get that good tickle timing in,

he couldn't move, bless him.

LAUGHTER

OK, OK. Time out, time out, time out.

I get three time outs. I get three time outs.

All right. Oh, OK.

LAUGHTER

Nym-nym-nym. Nym-nym-nym.

LAUGHTER

Help! Please!

Please!

LAUGHING: Please! Have mercy.

He literally couldn't move.

We could have done anything we wanted.

HE LAUGHS It was so funny.

Could you tickle him? Tickle his feet.

CASEY LAUGHS

LAUGHTER

Kai, help. Kai, help. Please! Please!

Kai, help! I'm tied up. It doesn't take three of you.

CASEY LAUGHS

Time out!

All right. See you in a bit, mate.

It was not fun for me. I'm definitely gonna get my payback.

IAIN: I hope that unseen bit tickled you as much as it did Casey.

Be it Casa or the main villa,

our Islanders have nowhere to hide from our cameras.

We're monitoring their every move.

Plus, of course, we log all the snogs.

MUSIC: 'Kiss' by Prince And The Revolution

And there was one kiss in particular that set tongues wagging

in more ways than one.

I kind of want another one.

Do you? Yeah, a little bit.

HE LAUGHS A little bit

Well, I would come up and...

So, am I gonna get...? Yeah, I think you're gonna have to.

HE LAUGHS

IAIN: Here are some unseen bits of what I'm calling Straddlegate.

Actually, I straddled a gate once, it was a bit too high for me.

Hurt like hell, let me tell you.

Tell me why I straddled him, please.

Like, I fully, like... No, you didn't!

GASPING

I fully went in for a kiss.

LAUGHTER

Then she went...

She went like this.

LAUGHTER

LAUGHING: She straddled me.

LAUGHTER

I was like...

LAUGHTER

It was a really good kiss.

It was a little longer than the last one. It was? Yeah?

It was a really good kiss. He's a really good kisser.

Fucking hell. Like, even talk... Like, fucking hell.

Like, even talking about it, my stomach...

Fuck, he just... SHE SQUEALS

That's what we like.

Oh, God!

Was it nice? LAUGHTER

It was nice. Nice kiss? Yeah, it was a nice kiss.

I just didn't expect to be straddled. No.

IAIN: A "straddle on the terrace" sounds like a cocktail.

I quite fancy one myself, actually.

See you after the break for more Unseen Bits.

See you after the break for more Unseen Bits. Let's go. Three, two, one... Now!

See you after the break for more Unseen Bits. IAIN: OK, and welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits,

See you after the break for more Unseen Bits. the show that takes its cue from relationship mayhem

unleashed on the main show.

We're not just about the romances

and the bromances.

Instead, we let the extraordinary everyday lives of our Islanders

lead us on a merry dance. You're just bouncing, bro.

How do we do it, then? Why do you want to learn?

The vibes are infectious...

Oh, my God! Buzzing!

Take me back, take me back, take me back.

..the sun is shining and it's frying the boys' minds.

I think it's going that way, no? Going that way.

If it's going that way, it's still morning.

What about if it's going that way? Huh?

Going that way. If it was going that way?

Yeah. What if it's going that way?

Then we're in a bit of a pickle if it's going that way!

Just the finest sunkissed clips selected just for you.

You might be tired, but come on, everyone...

make some noise!

Meow.

Prrr.

THEY SNIGGER

Ow-ow!

Wah-wah-wah!

TOM GRUNTS

Despite it looking like a 24/7 party,

life in the villa can sometimes be quite dull.

So when something out of the ordinary happens,

the Islanders wet themselves with excitement.

Luckily, Tom was already heading to the bathroom.

Tom, where you going?

Just to the toilet. I'll be two minutes.

Toilet. He's like a child.

Pfft. Fuck me, bruv.

And Tom's not the only one who's like a big kid.

Look, I bought myself a new toy! Cooey!

MUSIC: 'Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins

Look, lads, I'm upside down!

Oh, feel bit queasy now.

Think it's just going to the shops or something.

No shop runs for me, Ron,

I'm starting my own airline - IainsyJet.

Must have a few quid to spend it on fuel.

Fuel, schmuel.

As long as the little red fuel light doesn't come on, I'll...

Oh, dear.

Do you reckon he's got scared?

# Highway to the Danger Zone... #

Well, I wasn't, but now I see the fuel gauge,

I've totally lost my nerve.

Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf!

Oh, my days, Thomas.

Is Tom all right? I think he's doing a shit.

Fucking said two minutes, the fucking idiot.

Tom, hurry up! I'm gonna do a loop the loop!

# Highway to the Danger Zone. #

Where is he? He's right there.

Hiya, Tom!

He's a real daredevil.

Don't get many of them these days.

I'm not a daredevil. Please, do something!

Mayday, Mayday! Help me!

Have you seen what it says on his, erm, on his plane?

Casa Amor.

Oh, no, it doesn't. It says, "All the girls are re-coupling."

Never mind re-coupling,

they'll be re-coupling my legs to my torso

if you don't just stop sitting there, and do something!

Well, that was terrifying, but it seems that even back on the ground

there is still plenty to be scared of,

as we discovered a few weeks ago in our Beach Hut Bonanza!

I used to be just like, "No, argh!"

As soon as I see a spider, especially a big spider,

I'm out, I'm gone. This is making my skin itch already.

But that was BC, Before Claudia,

meaning we didn't have a Scooby about her fears or phobias.

Until now.

My biggest fear in life is spiders. Oh, I hate spiders.

No, as in, we're not gonna work, are we? Cos I will...

I will literally be the one jumping on the bed, like...

I'll actually have to grow some balls.

They make me feel physically sick. Do you know what, like?

When people have, like, them on their hand.... No.

..and let them, like, walk. No, can't do it.

But you've been to Australia. D'you see any out there?

You know what? No, I didn't. Everyone was like,

"When you go to the toilet, lift up the seat check there's no spiders."

And then you couldn't go in the sea at night cos there was, like,

a crocodile on the loose on the beach.

And then there's great whites.

Then you've got to swim, like, in these nets,

so jellyfish don't sting you. I don't know how people do it.

I don't know how people do it in Australia. No.

You're suffering from a very common condition

called Australia-phobia, Claudia.

I get it every time we play them at rugby.

So we were talking about it and Jessie was saying,

the huntsman, she said they are absolutely massive.

Spider? They go in your car.

I do not want no crawly things all over me, thank you very much.

And people say you're meant to eat eight in your lifetime.

I'm like... What? You're supposed to eat eight spiders?

Yeah, because you sleep with your mouth open.

I don't sleep with my mouth open. You do, you definitely do.

No, I really don't. No, I don't.

IAIN: When you say you're supposed to eat eight spiders

in your lifetime, Claudia, remember that that's an estimate,

not an actual legal requirement.

Over the years, Love Island

has become part of the fabric of British culture, like Shakespeare.

And nothing sums up the romance, regret, intrigue

and wavering loyalties of our epic drama

than the post-Casa re-coupling.

Enter the leading lady.

DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC

IAIN: Let us begin our dramatic story, told in three acts.

We had the history.

A leopard never changes her spots.

I actually meant it when I said that I love you.

I think that's just history.

IAIN: We saw the tragedy.

DRAMATIC, TRAGIC MUSIC

I... honestly feel like the worst human.

I... honestly feel like the worst human.

IAIN: The comedy. Actually, there was no comedy.

Just an unseen prelude.

Which showed that before any epic showdown,

there are always backstage nerves.

There's gonna be some shocks.

If there's some shocks, I'll be like, "Pfft, wow."

Gonna be like, "What?!" I'll fully vocalise my shock.

KAI FARTS

Who's farted? Sorry, bros. That one was me.

Fuck's sake.

IAIN: It's that time! It's...

And this week, I asked them to do their best celebrity impressions.

Aw! Let's go!

SULTRY: I'll be back. No, no, no, I can do it better!

SAME TONE: I'll be back.

Nope.

Gemma Collins, the GC, babe.

Oh, my God, my hair is frazzled!

It's fuckin' frazzled!

I'm claustrophobic, Darren.

I'm all gamed out. I'm done with the games. I'm sick of playing games!

LIV GIGGLES

Taylor Swift, I'mma let you finish,

but Beyonce got the best music video.

Of all time!

TANYA SQUEALS

I wanna do, like, Michael McIntyre. He used to follow me on Twitter.

Right, so, Will, you're coming out of retirement for this girl,

and you've gone and kissed Layla. And now you're feeling all upset.

Let's get fookin' mortal!

Boris! It's the hair for me, the hair will be like this.

You know, I mean, of course, you know,

it wasn't really a party, but, you know,

a bit of wine and cheese and things like that, you see.

Oh, I can do Britney Spears. OK...

# Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know? #

You know off Family Guy, what's his name, Quagmire?

Giggidy-giggedy-giggedy-giggedy.

Hi, Lois. Me and Brian are gonna go for a few beers down The Clam.

I really enjoy watching Friends.

# Smelly cat, smelly cat... #

How YOU doin'?

We were on a break! That one was Ross.

And that's how I'm probably feeling a little bit...

a little bit like now.

Whew. AS ROCKY: Adrian!

Let me try, like, David Attenborough.

AS ATTENBOROUGH: Here we are in the Love Island garden...

We've got Casey, Tom and Will...

Their female loved ones have gone out for the day, and they're lost.

And we have Kai, the sloth. SHE LAUGHS

Oh, man.

You know what I could do? Scooby Doo.

AS SCOOBY: Shaggy!

I'd love to be a Bond girl.

The name's Bond.

James Bond.

I think I sound too Aussie, don't I?

Let me get into character.

AS IAIN: Tonight...

..on Love Island...

Two new girls... ..enter the villa.

Terrace Tom is in trouble once again.

IAIN: So, that's enough of that. Perfect time to end the show.

See you all next week.