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fighting to save the day

he never gives up he's always there

fighting for freedom over

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gi joe is the code name for america's

daring highly trained special mission

force its purpose to defend human

freedom against cobra a ruthless

terrorist organization determined to

rule the world

he never gives up he'll stay till the

fight

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during a struggle between g.i joe and

cobra an accident triggers an

experimental weapon now the joes are

plunged into unconsciousness and when

they awaken the explosion has heard them

into an alternate reality where some

things are identical to our world while

others like the disease-bearing insect

that stings steeler are very very

different

washington dc has become the capital of

an evil empire flint airtight and

barbecue are captured by the dreadnocks

as enemies of the state and lady j

clutch and footloose face doom in the

skies as we begin part two of

roads without end

evasive maneuvers

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great shooting lady jay

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don't hand out any medals clutch till

we're sure we deserve them

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uh-oh looks like we're not rid of the

flying snakes yet

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all right keep moving keep moving

chief saw cannot be wouldn't have a look

at these bleeders hey buzzer

see now they supposed to be dead of

course we might make ourselves a bit of

coin if we took them straight to the top

yeah don't you figure it pay more cobra

commander or destroy

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blimey they're getting away

hopeless

no point

either

side will ever win

gotta quit gi joe

steeler

hey steeler

you must be sick out of your head old

buddy

go running off like that

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come back here

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the one you call steeler is delirious

with fever symptoms would indicate

strain d bacterial infection mistress

then he was bitten no doubt by one of

the mutant insects destro breeds on the

proving grounds he'll need help

you'll know what to do leila as you

command baroness

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you fools and then you captured three

survivors of the joe team and allowed

them to escape it weren't our fault

zartan they hadn't announced a respect

for the law never mind

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quickly 11 degrees north by 40 east

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but it's made of energy blast through it

laser cannons no gold lady their power's

been drained mine too but of course

why else would we call this weapon the

parasite matrix

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joel will return after these messages

now back to g.i joe

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faster or you'll do without your morning

rations

turn the washington wall into a slave

labor camp heck of a way to solve

unemployment

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here comes our ticket to ride

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dreadnoughts may be cops in this world

but they're still stupid

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i don't believe they let us get away

with this

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this

look

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[Applause]

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over here

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the prisoners are in interrogation room

12 your highness

and destroy is unaware that you've

turned them over to me he's occupied

with other business your highness

excellent dismissed

welcome back from the dead g.i joes

tell me where have you been hiding you

don't understand

we're not who you think we no lies no

invasions

speak

my centrifugal persuader will rattle the

answers from you

at first you will simply feel dizziness

and the pressure slowly building but as

you spin faster the pressure will

increase until it crushes you to a pump

steeler come back here

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grunt

don't move

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what

what's wrong with me

you're sick

here were delirious

it looks like i knocked some sense into

you

help me cry

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easy does it now you're gonna be all

right

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mother of mercy

they're

they're joes

poor devils they must have got caught

monocobra's weapons test

steinberg l

but

that's clutch's name

graves

r.w

graves

that's you grunt

yeah well i know i ain't dead hey these

guys must have been the joe team from

this world

yeah that's it

who's that one

pulaski

it's me

look where we are

don't be afraid

neither you know your friend will be

harmed you expect us to believe that

you must come with us so the baroness

can treat your friend for his favor the

baroness

but your lies will cost you dearly

you are planting treatment against a

cobra empire aren't you you're going to

provide me with some sport a little game

who stakes our life and death

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repair yourselves joes for the ultimate

adventure

easy buddy give the medication time to

work we're in

another world you said uh-huh and it

looks like this baroness thinks you're

the steeler of this world and that's not

all she

come

the baroness and her beloved will want

to be alone

oh still

still

i thought i'd never see you again i was

told you were dead oh darling

but

but you were one of

them cope cobra

argue how can you say that

you know whose side i'm really on

oh of course amnesia

it's often a symptom of the bacterial

infection

you you mean you're like a

double agent

you secretly work for

the resistance

you better get my friend in here

uh i'm confused

you

must believe us commander

we're not from this world

do you think me stupid enough to believe

such puppy

for that insult you will pay

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snakes

specifically

power constrictors to squeeze the very

life from you

g.i joe will return after these messages

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now back to gi joe

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and i kind of like to be alive at the

time

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looks like we are gonna

then make

what do i know

air patrol leader destro rebel sighted

i'm tracking them already patrol leader

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oh no

trapped like bugs on fly paper

uh

commander a message

footloose now while he's distracted

what

according to my spies

straws captured more gi joes and again

he tries to conceal it from me

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get out of there

what

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these magical gizmos must have shorted

out too

talk about luck

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quick

find some weapons and let's get out of

here another world are you both mad

hey we know it sounds nuts but

wait a minute steeler

my steeler has a tattoo on his right arm

not his left head we're pretty sure your

steeler really is dead

oh no

i'm sorry

then this fantastic tale

is true

you're really not resistance fighters

like me

lady all we're fighting for now is to

find our buddies and go back where we

belong then

you'll have to play along with me

come

well don't just stand there follow the

lady

destro sir those three joes have just

been captured by the matrix sir and

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isn't

it welcome

if he'd known we were coming he'd have

baked a cake and left room for us in the

oven

more gi joes defectors destroyed to our

side

ours as in cobras ours as in yours and

mine

face it desk cobra commander's tired of

sharing the throne with you he's

building his own army to knock you out

of the box we didn't defect it to his

team but the baroness won us over his

own army

we shall see about that

tend to these prisoners baroness i will

destroy

now what you must act quickly fire this

throw is moving to unseat you and claim

soul power for himself

oh is that so

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okay we're out now where to

good question

over here hop on i'll explain everything

on the way to the proving grounds

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uh-oh what's going on over there

i've just instigated the first cobra

civil war

and i don't want a ringside seat for my

handiwork

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this is where we arrived so the gateway

to our dimension should be around here

somewhere

look there it is

come on let's go home

welcome baroness

so

i'm going to lose you twice

you know there's really no one waiting

for me back there okay let's move it

flint

it really does matter whether cobra wins

or loses

i see that now and i want a chance to do

something about it

i'm staying here

well count me into old buddy i ain't

letting you hog all the glory uh flint i

heard what they did to me i mean the

other clutch and you want to stay too

it'll be a challenge rebuilding gi joe

here you know you may never be able to

go home flint the portal is closing lady

j jump for it

so long

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ah it's hopeless duke we're not gonna

find him alive at any rate look yo duke

hiya doc you're back but

from where

it's a long story

where are the others clutch grunt and

steeler

that's an even longer story

there's some place where brave men are

needed

badly i'm into that

good luck buddies

you deserve it

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gi joe will return after these messages

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you