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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,681 --> 00:01:49,726 He's so right, we need to leave. That's the solution. 2 00:01:49,806 --> 00:01:51,934 He didn't say that, you did. 3 00:01:52,014 --> 00:01:55,101 If there was ever a time we could leave, 4 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:56,101 it's now. 5 00:01:56,181 --> 00:01:59,101 Impossible. What'll we do with him? 6 00:01:59,181 --> 00:02:00,976 We have to find a solution. 7 00:02:01,056 --> 00:02:04,476 He's in daycare all day and Cloclo's with... 8 00:02:04,556 --> 00:02:08,897 My parents... I'm not asking my parents to come here. 9 00:02:09,681 --> 00:02:12,434 I don't know what this will change. 10 00:02:12,514 --> 00:02:16,271 If we have problems, leaving won't solve them. 11 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:22,939 Even if all goes well, we'll come home to our problems. 12 00:02:23,181 --> 00:02:28,059 Our problems are daily life problems, to be solved in daily life. 13 00:02:28,139 --> 00:02:31,351 If being with me is an ordeal for you... 14 00:02:31,431 --> 00:02:36,930 In that case, there's no point living outside of the ordinary. 15 00:02:37,139 --> 00:02:41,726 If we just have to bear the ordinary. I don't know, most people... 16 00:02:41,806 --> 00:02:45,896 We need to make the ordinary extraordinary, not... 17 00:02:46,139 --> 00:02:49,729 seek the-extraordinary outside the ordinary. 18 00:02:52,681 --> 00:02:55,851 No, because the ordinary is not extraordinary. 19 00:02:55,931 --> 00:02:57,079 Sure it is. 20 00:02:57,431 --> 00:03:00,226 We have to solve our problems within the routine. 21 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:03,851 No. Look, you're talking about extraordinary and ordinary. 22 00:03:03,931 --> 00:03:04,851 You are. 23 00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:09,851 When I went to Andalusia with Claudine, you regretted not coming. 24 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:12,559 You dreamt of seeing the Great Mosque of Cordoba. 25 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:13,639 True. 26 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:18,351 People take their shit with them when they travel. 27 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,726 - But the Great Mosque of Cordoba. - Yes. 28 00:03:20,806 --> 00:03:22,806 In a way, I don't care. 29 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,684 I won't take a plane. Carbon footprint. 30 00:03:28,764 --> 00:03:31,851 Look, people leave their kids and take off. 31 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:33,934 Sure. But we're not people. 32 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:37,434 Manue and GéGé leave their kids. They even go to Thailand. 33 00:03:37,514 --> 00:03:39,476 - Some dream. - What's your dream? 34 00:03:39,556 --> 00:03:40,680 Not that. 35 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,805 As Alex's mother said, 36 00:03:44,014 --> 00:03:46,309 we need to put gas in our... 37 00:03:46,389 --> 00:03:51,147 I looked at the weather. It's bad everywhere except Italy. 38 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,726 Then go to Italy. 39 00:03:52,806 --> 00:03:56,934 Right, but no, because at the same time, you know... 40 00:03:57,014 --> 00:03:59,797 he's been to Italy 10,000 times. 41 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:03,726 Remember that photo I saw of him with Florence Daurèle? 42 00:04:03,806 --> 00:04:04,726 Oh yeah. 43 00:04:04,806 --> 00:04:06,980 So there was that, and... 44 00:04:08,056 --> 00:04:11,976 Plus, I think Spain is great because he's never been. 45 00:04:12,056 --> 00:04:13,851 Plus he speaks Spanish. 46 00:04:13,931 --> 00:04:16,851 It was his second language in school. 47 00:04:16,931 --> 00:04:18,101 Then go to Spain. 48 00:04:18,181 --> 00:04:21,226 He's never been to Spain. Insane, right? 49 00:04:21,306 --> 00:04:24,351 Then go to Spain. Why not go to Spain? 50 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,953 Yeah, but at the same time... 51 00:04:27,556 --> 00:04:29,601 he wants to go to Italy. 52 00:04:29,681 --> 00:04:33,809 That's what I don't understand. Why this fixation on Italy? 53 00:04:33,889 --> 00:04:36,726 He only ever went to Italy with his exes. 54 00:04:36,806 --> 00:04:40,813 Every time he leaves, he goes to Italy. So weird! 55 00:04:42,514 --> 00:04:47,726 I think it's good to expand his horizons and take him to a place he doesn't know. 56 00:04:47,806 --> 00:04:50,706 He's never even set foot in Spain. 57 00:04:52,931 --> 00:04:56,013 Dunno. I don't know what he wants. 58 00:04:58,181 --> 00:04:59,930 Sophie! 59 00:05:01,389 --> 00:05:03,302 Hang on, it's Mahault. 60 00:05:03,431 --> 00:05:04,763 Bye, Guigui. 61 00:05:07,806 --> 00:05:10,476 - What's up? - You know, I had a little baby. 62 00:05:10,556 --> 00:05:11,351 Again? 63 00:05:11,431 --> 00:05:13,180 Seen Jade recently? 64 00:05:13,306 --> 00:05:15,559 She lives in Montreal with her guy. 65 00:05:15,639 --> 00:05:18,101 The most amazing couple ever. 66 00:05:18,181 --> 00:05:19,976 - Right. - They did a world tour. 67 00:05:20,056 --> 00:05:24,309 Crazy! For like, 2 years. They did everything you'd never do. 68 00:05:24,389 --> 00:05:26,226 - They have no kids? - No. 69 00:05:26,306 --> 00:05:28,763 If you were to leave... 70 00:05:28,931 --> 00:05:31,226 I'm hesitating between Italy and Spain. 71 00:05:31,306 --> 00:05:33,601 It's so obvious. Go to Italy. 72 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:34,805 Really? 73 00:05:35,181 --> 00:05:37,934 I did Sicily solo. The Aeolian Islands! 74 00:05:38,014 --> 00:05:40,934 - The Aeolian Islands? - Taking the kids? 75 00:05:41,014 --> 00:05:42,851 No way. We're leaving 4 days. 76 00:05:42,931 --> 00:05:44,434 - 4 days. - Just us two. 77 00:05:44,514 --> 00:05:46,851 - You can't stay longer? - No. 78 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:50,101 - I wish. - Prettiest place in the world. 79 00:05:50,181 --> 00:05:53,638 Filicudi, Alicudi, Stromboli, Vulcano! 80 00:05:53,806 --> 00:05:56,388 Extraordinary. Makes me dream. 81 00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:59,351 And so easy! You can cruise, take boats... 82 00:05:59,431 --> 00:06:01,476 - Cruise? - Everything's close. 83 00:06:01,556 --> 00:06:03,991 - Everything's easy. - Right. 84 00:06:04,306 --> 00:06:05,351 Do you hike? 85 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:07,111 I walk a bit, yes. 86 00:06:08,056 --> 00:06:09,601 All the fresh fish. 87 00:06:09,681 --> 00:06:10,934 Catch of the day. 88 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:12,176 I don't eat fish. 89 00:06:12,256 --> 00:06:15,059 - Doesn't matter. - Shit. Pasta, then. 90 00:06:15,139 --> 00:06:18,059 I was also hesitating about Andalusia. 91 00:06:18,139 --> 00:06:19,305 Never been. 92 00:06:19,514 --> 00:06:21,101 Here's another idea. 93 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,851 Fly to Naples, then go to Ischia, Procida... 94 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:26,627 I did that with Claudine's dad. 95 00:06:31,014 --> 00:06:33,601 Shit, my brother. It's super important. 96 00:06:33,681 --> 00:06:35,684 - See you soon! - Bye, Mahault. 97 00:06:35,764 --> 00:06:37,930 Yeah, I'm hesitating. 98 00:06:38,889 --> 00:06:41,894 Mom could watch him the first night. 99 00:06:42,306 --> 00:06:46,684 But it stresses him out to take a plane and go far away. 100 00:06:46,764 --> 00:06:49,934 You know, if we crash and Raoul is an orphan. 101 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:51,305 Ridiculous. 102 00:06:52,014 --> 00:06:54,914 Go walk the Aubrac Mountains then. 103 00:06:55,639 --> 00:06:58,161 Around Nasbinal is fantastic. 104 00:06:59,556 --> 00:07:02,078 Yeah, the wide open spaces... 105 00:07:04,431 --> 00:07:07,603 It's really beautiful around Nasbinal. 106 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,976 Sure, Spain's a good idea too. 107 00:07:13,056 --> 00:07:14,680 It's festive. 108 00:07:15,139 --> 00:07:16,139 Yeah. 109 00:07:20,931 --> 00:07:22,263 Yeah, tapas. 110 00:07:23,389 --> 00:07:27,430 No, do what he wants to do. Ok? 111 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,362 I don't know what he wants. 112 00:07:33,556 --> 00:07:35,805 Be quiet, children! 113 00:07:36,264 --> 00:07:40,855 We'll do a fire drill, in case there's a fire at school. 114 00:07:41,264 --> 00:07:44,101 - You ok? - It's 8, did Raoul eat? 115 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:45,305 He didn't? 116 00:07:45,889 --> 00:07:49,061 I've decided. We're going to Andalusia. 117 00:07:49,264 --> 00:07:51,003 Time to make dinner. 118 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:53,555 I spoke to Castro. 119 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,559 She says we absolutely must go to Agrigento. 120 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:59,684 - Blooming almond trees, etc. - What's Agrigento? 121 00:07:59,764 --> 00:08:01,851 It's in southern Sicily. 122 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:04,183 Italy again! 123 00:08:04,514 --> 00:08:07,976 It's Sicily. We'll go to Andalusia if you want. 124 00:08:08,056 --> 00:08:10,976 I thought I'd make zucchini and chicken. 125 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:13,578 Or else the chicken is trash. 126 00:08:15,431 --> 00:08:18,353 She told me about an amazing hotel. 127 00:08:20,306 --> 00:08:23,351 What about you? What do you want most? 128 00:08:23,431 --> 00:08:25,111 I'm stressed out. 129 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:27,184 I'm stressed out. 130 00:08:27,264 --> 00:08:30,687 If you want, we'll go to Andalusia, dunno. 131 00:08:31,264 --> 00:08:33,351 Blooming almond trees... 132 00:08:33,431 --> 00:08:36,040 Is that the name of the hotel? 133 00:08:36,264 --> 00:08:39,687 We don't have a single good knife anymore. 134 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,432 Not a one. 135 00:08:41,556 --> 00:08:43,556 Where's my black knife? 136 00:08:46,556 --> 00:08:49,339 Can't find a knife here anymore. 137 00:08:49,431 --> 00:08:52,214 Raoul, you'll need a bath after. 138 00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:55,632 How much for a night? 139 00:08:57,306 --> 00:09:01,351 Forget it, too expensive. We'll go somewhere else. 140 00:09:01,431 --> 00:09:03,809 Where else do you want to go? 141 00:09:03,889 --> 00:09:04,889 Where? 142 00:09:08,556 --> 00:09:11,078 Raoul, please turn that down. 143 00:09:11,764 --> 00:09:13,559 It's stresses me out to leave him. 144 00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:15,851 He'll see my mom every day. 145 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:19,354 First night, she could totally sleep here. 146 00:09:59,431 --> 00:10:00,934 Beds are the best! 147 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:03,275 Thanks for the herbal tea. 148 00:10:03,681 --> 00:10:05,684 Gonna be on that computer long? 149 00:10:05,764 --> 00:10:08,853 Check out the hiking paths in Aubrac. 150 00:10:09,056 --> 00:10:11,143 I don't have my glasses. 151 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,851 "A food lover's walk: 152 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,888 The Cheese Trail." 153 00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:17,305 A 21-kilometer loop. 154 00:10:17,431 --> 00:10:19,305 Is it open or not? 155 00:10:19,514 --> 00:10:23,101 The temperature drops to 6° Celsius at night. 156 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:25,305 Now, if I put Spain... 157 00:10:25,556 --> 00:10:26,680 It's far! 158 00:10:28,264 --> 00:10:29,944 I'm falling asleep. 159 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,192 Or we could fly to Malaga. 160 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:35,806 69 euros. 161 00:10:37,181 --> 00:10:38,305 69... 162 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,688 Look, Transavia Airlines. 163 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:43,930 Or maybe try WeenieJet. 164 00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,184 WeenieJet had a crash, look it up. 165 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:48,805 EasyJet... 166 00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:50,805 crash... 167 00:10:54,806 --> 00:10:56,371 Look at Malaga. 168 00:10:58,431 --> 00:10:59,805 It's ugly. 169 00:11:00,431 --> 00:11:01,809 Italy's prettier. 170 00:11:01,889 --> 00:11:03,476 And the food's good. 171 00:11:03,556 --> 00:11:06,078 The food's good in Spain too. 172 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:07,809 - No. - How would you know? 173 00:11:07,889 --> 00:11:10,388 Agriculture has gone to shit 174 00:11:10,556 --> 00:11:14,897 since Spain joined the European Union. They eat shit. 175 00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:18,938 Look. The weather's bad everywhere but Sicily. 176 00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:23,434 Right, but you know why I don't want to go to Italy. 177 00:11:23,514 --> 00:11:25,309 I've never been to Sicily. 178 00:11:25,389 --> 00:11:27,226 It's not really Italy. 179 00:11:27,306 --> 00:11:31,146 - Palatial hotels in Palermo... - My parents... 180 00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:33,726 "Hotel des Etrangers... 181 00:11:33,806 --> 00:11:35,430 in Syracuse." 182 00:11:36,556 --> 00:11:38,226 Dunno, my head hurts. 183 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:41,059 - Is the WiFi on? - Yeah, obviously. 184 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:45,563 - We need to shut it off at night. - But I'm using it. 185 00:11:47,431 --> 00:11:49,888 Hotel des Etrangers... 186 00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:52,639 Do you realize, Sophie? 187 00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:55,013 - What? - That's 5 days. 188 00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:56,976 We said 3 nights. 189 00:11:57,056 --> 00:11:58,726 It takes some time! 190 00:11:58,806 --> 00:12:02,976 You don't disconnect from your child until the third day. 191 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,059 So if we leave for 4 days, you'll spend 3 days suffering... 192 00:12:07,139 --> 00:12:09,661 just to get a few hours of... 193 00:12:10,014 --> 00:12:12,449 What's the point, seriously? 194 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,263 Seriously. 195 00:12:17,556 --> 00:12:19,236 Can I get a kiss? 196 00:12:33,306 --> 00:12:34,430 Leaving? 197 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:37,851 If you could leave for 4 days, where would you go? 198 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,059 Leaving with who? Your sweetheart? 199 00:12:40,139 --> 00:12:41,139 Yeah. 200 00:12:41,431 --> 00:12:44,059 A few years ago I went to Stromboli. 201 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:48,934 Stromboli is a mystical experience. A volcano in the middle of the sea. 202 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:50,934 An eruption every 20 minutes. 203 00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:52,840 I'll get you a chair. 204 00:12:58,764 --> 00:13:01,936 - Every 20 minutes? - Every 20 minutes. 205 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:05,895 - So tempting! - I have the Rough Guide. 206 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,388 I love Rough Guides! 207 00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:15,101 They even have grapefruit trees. So great. I love it. 208 00:13:15,181 --> 00:13:16,809 Did you go with Sophie? 209 00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:18,134 No, with an ex. 210 00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:22,305 Really? 211 00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:26,142 Is that right? 212 00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:32,188 - We need to find our character a job. - Yeah. 213 00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:05,013 Yeah Guigui, he twisted his ankle. In Lausanne. 214 00:14:05,101 --> 00:14:06,101 Shit! 215 00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:07,861 Goodnight, kitten. 216 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,476 What rotten luck! 217 00:14:10,556 --> 00:14:11,726 Rotten luck? 218 00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:14,976 It was no accident. He was looking for an out. 219 00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:16,413 I doubt that. 220 00:14:18,264 --> 00:14:22,013 Seems fishy to me. Just before we leave, 221 00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:25,353 the guy twists his ankle. I don't know. 222 00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:28,226 You think it was on purpose? 223 00:14:28,306 --> 00:14:31,206 It's like he took a Freudian slip. 224 00:14:32,264 --> 00:14:35,164 Who knows? We never know, with him. 225 00:14:35,389 --> 00:14:37,389 Exactly. We never know. 226 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,180 Maybe it's actually 227 00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:43,809 a serious injury. Maybe he really hurt himself. 228 00:14:43,889 --> 00:14:46,055 Bye-bye, Guigui. 229 00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:47,430 Daddy? 230 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,851 Go kiss Raoul goodnight. 231 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,183 Daddy, come! 232 00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:54,681 Ouch. 233 00:14:57,306 --> 00:15:00,089 Hi, Raoul. Does your throat hurt? 234 00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:06,434 Hurts like hell. 235 00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:11,052 We need to hang it up. 236 00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,638 Hang up this whole vacation. 237 00:15:15,806 --> 00:15:17,851 We can't go to Stromboli. 238 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:20,714 Is it possible to cancel or not? 239 00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:23,976 What's with that face? 240 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:27,476 We can't go to Stromboli and sit at the bottom. 241 00:15:27,556 --> 00:15:29,601 The whole point is to climb. 242 00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:30,933 And I can't! 243 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,888 Think it's too late to cancel? 244 00:15:34,056 --> 00:15:38,351 We can still leave but not Stromboli, somewhere else. 245 00:15:38,431 --> 00:15:40,434 We wanted to go to Stromboli. 246 00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:41,726 We'll go later. 247 00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,486 Later, like when? 248 00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:47,430 Let's fly to Catania and go to that hotel. 249 00:15:47,556 --> 00:15:50,555 - What was it again? - Almond trees? 250 00:15:51,139 --> 00:15:53,184 You said it was too expensive. 251 00:15:53,264 --> 00:15:54,388 Mommy! 252 00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,611 What are you doing? 253 00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:06,513 There. I reserved it. 254 00:16:07,431 --> 00:16:08,431 You did? 255 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:10,180 Come! 256 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,684 - Come, Mommy! - What's going on? 257 00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:17,388 Bedtime. Don't force others! 258 00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:22,180 Goodnight, kitten! 259 00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:31,226 There are moments that leave indelible marks on our memories. 260 00:16:31,306 --> 00:16:35,805 Sensations that 500,000 words could never describe. 261 00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:39,513 Mommy! Where are you? 262 00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:41,976 Dreams too huge to fit in a drawer... 263 00:16:42,056 --> 00:16:43,726 Give me 2 seconds. 264 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,976 Raoul, can you wait 5 minutes 265 00:16:46,056 --> 00:16:48,578 and not call every 3 seconds? 266 00:16:49,556 --> 00:16:51,888 - Mommy, a kiss! - Coming! 267 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,331 We're not getting married, though. 268 00:17:10,889 --> 00:17:12,569 What do you think? 269 00:17:15,639 --> 00:17:17,351 The two of us are gonna die. 270 00:17:17,431 --> 00:17:20,101 Raoul will have no parents. Who'll care for him? 271 00:17:20,181 --> 00:17:21,388 Guigui. 272 00:17:21,556 --> 00:17:22,556 No way. 273 00:17:23,806 --> 00:17:24,954 My brother. 274 00:17:25,431 --> 00:17:26,431 No. 275 00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:28,056 Gégé. 276 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,601 For your safety... 277 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,638 - Yeah, Gégé. - Gégé. 278 00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:33,013 Why not? 279 00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:36,529 I'll send a text to Guigui. 280 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,101 - Not Guigui, Gégé. - No, Guigui. 281 00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:42,476 If I text Gégé directly, she'll freak out. 282 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:46,809 So instead, I'll text Guigui and tell her that in case we die, 283 00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:49,309 she needs to tell Gégé to take Raoul. 284 00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:51,180 Like, I'm cold! 285 00:17:52,056 --> 00:17:53,805 I've hit my limit. 286 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:55,844 I think it's this way. 287 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:58,013 No, no. It's that way 288 00:17:58,514 --> 00:18:00,253 It can't be that far 289 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,805 That's not a Fiat 500. 290 00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:47,895 - It's not similar at all - Who cares? 291 00:18:57,306 --> 00:19:00,226 The weather's better in Agrigento than Palermo. 292 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,555 Dammit! 293 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:05,187 Better in Palermo than Agrigento, you mean? 294 00:19:08,139 --> 00:19:11,226 Then all is well, since we're going to Agrigento. 295 00:19:11,306 --> 00:19:15,146 But in case we decide to go to Palermo instead. 296 00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:20,969 I'm very, very hungry. 297 00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:23,809 Want to visit Catania a bit 298 00:19:23,889 --> 00:19:26,101 and get ourselves a cannoli? 299 00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:28,529 That's not what we planned. 300 00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,228 Those Sicilian pastries. Delicious! 301 00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:33,976 - Know the ones? - No. 302 00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:37,979 A hard little tube, stuffed with ricotta inside. 303 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:41,555 Often, there's candied citrus too. 304 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,361 Delicious, truly! 305 00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:48,680 "Since 1897, 306 00:19:48,806 --> 00:19:53,009 Savia has been seen as the best pastry shop in Catania." 307 00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:54,184 So where is it? 308 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:57,976 "Try their famous cannoli, filled with ricotta." 309 00:19:58,056 --> 00:19:59,434 What'd I tell you? 310 00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:01,514 Think we can park here? 311 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:04,567 Can we leave the car here? 312 00:20:27,556 --> 00:20:29,643 - Not bad. - What'd I tell you? 313 00:20:29,723 --> 00:20:31,080 Want a taste? 314 00:21:07,639 --> 00:21:08,930 I love it. 315 00:21:10,389 --> 00:21:11,851 - Yeah? - So good. 316 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:13,013 Let's go. 317 00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:15,013 Hang on. 318 00:21:24,056 --> 00:21:27,061 Savor it. We're not pressed for time. 319 00:21:31,431 --> 00:21:32,684 It's so good. 320 00:21:32,764 --> 00:21:34,601 I love this lemon juice! 321 00:21:34,681 --> 00:21:35,724 I love it. 322 00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:40,434 Did you speak to your mom? 323 00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:42,862 No. Want to take a picture? 324 00:21:43,639 --> 00:21:46,074 In front of the lemon stand. 325 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:47,680 Ok. 326 00:21:53,764 --> 00:21:55,444 Are you speeding? 327 00:21:58,056 --> 00:22:00,839 Stromboli was closer to Catania. 328 00:22:02,764 --> 00:22:05,434 Dunno, when you see Stromboli... 329 00:22:05,514 --> 00:22:08,226 you don't necessarily want to go there. 330 00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:09,986 When you see what? 331 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,476 Rossellini's film, Stromboli. 332 00:22:12,556 --> 00:22:13,930 Never saw it? 333 00:22:14,306 --> 00:22:17,351 - With Ingrid Bergman, by Rossellini? - Nope. 334 00:22:17,431 --> 00:22:18,431 Really? 335 00:22:18,556 --> 00:22:20,976 - What about Journey to Italy? - Nope. 336 00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:21,917 Really? 337 00:22:22,431 --> 00:22:23,684 So you saw it? 338 00:22:23,764 --> 00:22:26,851 I was a Rossellini fan when I was young. 339 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:30,226 Particularly his films with Ingrid Bergman. 340 00:22:30,306 --> 00:22:31,513 Really? 341 00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:33,638 - Yes. - Why? 342 00:22:36,264 --> 00:22:38,351 Why those, particularly? 343 00:22:38,556 --> 00:22:41,351 What's special about the ones with Ingrid Bergman? 344 00:22:41,431 --> 00:22:42,351 Dunno. 345 00:22:42,431 --> 00:22:43,601 What's it about? 346 00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:46,059 She's on a trip with her husband. 347 00:22:46,139 --> 00:22:49,979 They're having a hard time, they're separating. 348 00:22:52,931 --> 00:22:55,366 Do they separate at the end? 349 00:22:56,681 --> 00:22:58,180 At the end... 350 00:22:59,681 --> 00:23:04,684 So, you loved Journey to Italy because you were in love with Ingrid Bergman. 351 00:23:04,764 --> 00:23:06,851 They're his most noted films. 352 00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:10,604 It's funny you don't know Rossellini's films. 353 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,976 They always end with a revelation. 354 00:23:14,056 --> 00:23:17,934 She's a woman who married a Sicilian after the war. 355 00:23:18,014 --> 00:23:22,856 She finds herself trapped in a life she considers mediocre. 356 00:23:23,264 --> 00:23:24,264 And... 357 00:23:25,431 --> 00:23:28,331 in fact, she can't stand her life. 358 00:23:28,889 --> 00:23:32,976 So, I don't know, at the end, she climbs up the volcano. 359 00:23:33,056 --> 00:23:35,230 and she accepts her life. 360 00:23:36,556 --> 00:23:39,684 - I think. - She accepts a life she hates? 361 00:23:39,764 --> 00:23:41,809 - I'm not sure. - She's resigned? 362 00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:44,476 Don't worry Sophie, all is well. 363 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,559 - He's sleeping. - Mom, stay tomorrow night too. 364 00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:50,809 Won't Jean-Fi's parents think I'm spying on them? 365 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:53,059 That's what we told Raoul, ok? 366 00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:55,684 - Got that, Carmen? - Kisses. Don't worry. 367 00:23:55,764 --> 00:23:57,726 Rest assured, I'm on it. 368 00:23:57,806 --> 00:23:59,486 Thanks Mom. Kisses. 369 00:23:59,931 --> 00:24:02,714 - That looks nice, right? - Yeah. 370 00:24:03,181 --> 00:24:04,861 We could go there. 371 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,888 The hotel first, no? 372 00:24:09,556 --> 00:24:13,396 I forget if you sleep on the right or the left. 373 00:24:14,431 --> 00:24:17,934 Do you sleep on the right or the left? I forget. 374 00:24:18,014 --> 00:24:19,475 What the heck? 375 00:24:20,181 --> 00:24:25,858 It's weird you get it wrong every time. You always sleep on the left. 376 00:24:28,139 --> 00:24:30,559 At home, you're always on the left. 377 00:24:30,639 --> 00:24:33,509 I could switch without realizing. 378 00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,263 How can you not remember 379 00:24:37,431 --> 00:24:39,518 which side you sleep on? 380 00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:45,059 We're not in our room, I don't have my bearings. 381 00:24:45,139 --> 00:24:47,305 In a car, for example... 382 00:24:47,681 --> 00:24:50,476 you know which side you drive on. 383 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:53,351 That's how it is. Can you give me some water? 384 00:24:53,431 --> 00:24:56,059 This hotel is tacky. Not at all like the video. 385 00:24:56,139 --> 00:24:59,388 I ate my pastries on the right side. 386 00:24:59,556 --> 00:25:02,165 I'm getting out of this hotel. 387 00:25:04,556 --> 00:25:05,601 Are you sure? 388 00:25:05,681 --> 00:25:08,930 I'm getting out of this hotel. 389 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:16,801 - And we're not eating here. - No. 390 00:25:18,306 --> 00:25:20,915 I'm getting out of this hotel. 391 00:25:21,431 --> 00:25:22,888 Page 220. 392 00:25:25,306 --> 00:25:26,680 "Kalos: 393 00:25:26,931 --> 00:25:30,976 Elevates to the sublime local products and the catch of the day." 394 00:25:31,056 --> 00:25:33,926 Catch of the day? That won't work. 395 00:25:34,764 --> 00:25:36,938 And the catch of the day! 396 00:25:37,306 --> 00:25:40,562 Local products means pate and stuff, no? 397 00:25:41,264 --> 00:25:43,805 Wow, it's right here. Crazy! 398 00:25:44,264 --> 00:25:46,612 Look, it's right next door! 399 00:25:47,931 --> 00:25:50,101 - What do we do? - I don't know. 400 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,790 That one's in the Rough Guide. 401 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,329 "Nzolia"... 402 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,728 The other one's in the Rough Guide too! 403 00:26:18,431 --> 00:26:22,855 - By the bar or around a barrel? - It's nicer outside. 404 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:43,430 Stromboli, Syracuse, Andalusia... 405 00:26:43,556 --> 00:26:46,339 I'll take you wherever you want. 406 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:49,632 - Really? - Of course. 407 00:26:49,806 --> 00:26:51,267 I'll take you. 408 00:26:55,389 --> 00:26:57,934 Let's get out of here tomorrow. 409 00:26:58,014 --> 00:26:59,840 We don't care, right? 410 00:27:06,806 --> 00:27:09,067 I don't want any tiramisu. 411 00:27:09,306 --> 00:27:10,934 Too bad you don't like it. 412 00:27:11,014 --> 00:27:13,449 There'll be too much for me. 413 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:21,411 Bedtime, I don't feel good... 414 00:27:22,431 --> 00:27:24,431 Can you turn off the... 415 00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:26,430 Bedtime. 416 00:27:38,306 --> 00:27:39,555 What? 417 00:27:42,306 --> 00:27:44,654 Turn off the light, please. 418 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,684 It's so I know what to wear. 419 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:01,912 The temple. 420 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,052 Blooming almond trees. 421 00:28:05,181 --> 00:28:10,023 Beach in the morning, temple in the evening, or vice versa? 422 00:28:11,681 --> 00:28:14,305 Evening, since we're leaving. 423 00:28:14,889 --> 00:28:17,726 We're not leaving. She gave us another night. 424 00:28:17,806 --> 00:28:19,555 What's Turchi Beach? 425 00:28:19,681 --> 00:28:21,851 "One of Sicily's finest beaches. 426 00:28:21,931 --> 00:28:25,726 Crystal clear waters surrounded by high white cliffs." 427 00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,309 So the question is: 428 00:28:27,389 --> 00:28:28,763 We do what? 429 00:28:28,931 --> 00:28:32,601 Beach in the morning, temple at night, or vice versa? 430 00:28:32,681 --> 00:28:34,601 Actually, I want to swim. 431 00:28:34,681 --> 00:28:36,809 Come, let's go to the pool. 432 00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:37,708 Come. 433 00:28:38,931 --> 00:28:40,180 42... 434 00:28:49,306 --> 00:28:51,180 How long is the pool? 435 00:28:51,889 --> 00:28:53,976 I don't know, 20 meters? 436 00:28:55,556 --> 00:28:58,478 - I have to do a kilometer. - Right. 437 00:29:02,514 --> 00:29:03,888 43... 438 00:29:05,389 --> 00:29:07,389 Let's go to the temple. 439 00:29:07,806 --> 00:29:09,371 Let me dry off. 440 00:29:10,889 --> 00:29:13,759 I'm dying for a smoke. It's hell. 441 00:29:15,806 --> 00:29:19,563 Beautiful. The temple is nice, it's beautiful. 442 00:29:20,056 --> 00:29:22,351 Too bad about the street lamps. 443 00:29:22,431 --> 00:29:27,022 The hedges are nice. I'd love to have those in Corbigny. 444 00:29:34,181 --> 00:29:35,430 Thank you. 445 00:29:36,014 --> 00:29:37,976 I don't know, I'm hesitating. 446 00:29:38,056 --> 00:29:39,726 Are you a guide? 447 00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:44,770 Where would you go, Syracuse or Vulcano? 448 00:29:45,181 --> 00:29:46,930 Listen... 449 00:29:47,889 --> 00:29:50,180 you seem to be a person 450 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,559 who's very attracted to monuments, old stuff, 451 00:29:53,639 --> 00:29:55,805 all that is ancient. 452 00:29:57,806 --> 00:30:01,555 Ruins, old columns... 453 00:30:01,889 --> 00:30:03,138 all that... 454 00:30:03,931 --> 00:30:07,184 - Yeah, I like that. - All that reeks of the past. 455 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:10,186 Syracuse is truly your destination. 456 00:30:10,306 --> 00:30:13,812 You'll get a real taste of ancient history. 457 00:30:15,056 --> 00:30:17,138 Ok. Thanks a lot. 458 00:30:22,431 --> 00:30:24,763 Want to get an umbrella? 459 00:30:31,389 --> 00:30:33,069 What do you think? 460 00:30:33,848 --> 00:30:34,976 I don't know. 461 00:30:35,056 --> 00:30:38,059 - How I'd love to see... - What do you think? 462 00:30:38,139 --> 00:30:39,305 Vulcano. 463 00:30:40,681 --> 00:30:41,681 Syracuse? 464 00:30:42,014 --> 00:30:43,059 Syracuse... 465 00:30:43,139 --> 00:30:46,138 How I'd love to see Syracuse... 466 00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:49,703 Easter Island and Kairouan... 467 00:30:53,431 --> 00:30:54,996 Know that song? 468 00:31:00,681 --> 00:31:03,763 How I'd love to see Syracuse... 469 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:05,809 - Know it? - No. 470 00:31:05,889 --> 00:31:06,932 You don't? 471 00:31:07,056 --> 00:31:10,059 You know me, I forget things as I go along. 472 00:31:10,139 --> 00:31:12,476 That's why I record everything. 473 00:31:12,556 --> 00:31:15,078 Easter Island and Kairouan... 474 00:31:25,931 --> 00:31:27,351 There. Back up. 475 00:31:27,431 --> 00:31:30,127 Fuck! That thing is burning hot! 476 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,430 It is? 477 00:31:31,889 --> 00:31:34,411 - Got it? - Yeah. Burning hot? 478 00:31:34,931 --> 00:31:36,183 Boiling hot! 479 00:31:37,806 --> 00:31:39,684 I can't take it anymore. 480 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:41,851 - What? - I'm so, so hot! 481 00:31:44,056 --> 00:31:46,317 I'm good with "on the go." 482 00:31:46,806 --> 00:31:48,263 Sounds good. 483 00:31:48,889 --> 00:31:53,146 I'm hesitating between "on the go" and a restaurant. 484 00:31:56,264 --> 00:31:58,226 Scala dei Turchi, that's it. 485 00:31:58,306 --> 00:32:00,306 - Is this right? - Yeah. 486 00:32:00,514 --> 00:32:02,862 - Turn here. - To the right? 487 00:32:03,514 --> 00:32:05,351 Park by the side of the road. 488 00:32:05,431 --> 00:32:08,770 We'll be robbed. The parking lot's safer. 489 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,513 WEE-WEENIE 490 00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:23,313 Look, they're over there! 491 00:32:24,556 --> 00:32:26,763 Right over there. Wow! 492 00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:37,805 Beautiful, but... 493 00:32:38,181 --> 00:32:39,976 Looks nice, but we can't go. 494 00:32:40,056 --> 00:32:41,308 Really, why? 495 00:32:43,181 --> 00:32:44,430 Honestly 496 00:32:45,181 --> 00:32:48,559 I'm stressed out. We left our two phones in the car. 497 00:32:48,639 --> 00:32:51,644 If your mom calls, we're in trouble. 498 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:55,539 - So tempting, can't we go? - Look! 499 00:32:57,264 --> 00:33:02,101 When my parents arrive, they might call. I'll run to the car. 500 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:05,051 You're crazy! Jean-Fi, your ankle! 501 00:33:20,931 --> 00:33:22,430 Feels so good! 502 00:33:29,806 --> 00:33:31,719 Did a phone just ring? 503 00:33:31,806 --> 00:33:33,555 - What? - Telephone! 504 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,236 Did I hear a ring? 505 00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:41,563 I need to see an ENT. I hear sirens all the time! 506 00:33:42,389 --> 00:33:44,069 Firetruck sirens! 507 00:33:57,181 --> 00:33:58,181 Jean-Fi! 508 00:34:00,476 --> 00:34:01,476 Yeah? 509 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:02,556 Let's go. 510 00:34:04,014 --> 00:34:05,430 We gotta go! 511 00:34:09,306 --> 00:34:12,013 Hang on, I just got in! 512 00:34:23,306 --> 00:34:25,601 Shit, a message from my mom! 513 00:34:25,681 --> 00:34:26,805 Really? 514 00:34:27,431 --> 00:34:28,555 Shit! 515 00:34:28,931 --> 00:34:30,180 What is it? 516 00:34:32,556 --> 00:34:34,055 Shit! 517 00:34:35,264 --> 00:34:36,305 What? 518 00:34:36,431 --> 00:34:37,930 - Shit! - Shit! 519 00:34:38,056 --> 00:34:39,434 Your parents came. 520 00:34:39,514 --> 00:34:42,601 My mom felt she couldn't stay with them there! 521 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:46,851 We can't ask them to come and not put Raoul to bed! 522 00:34:46,931 --> 00:34:49,476 I'm stressed. My mom has to go back. 523 00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:52,430 This isn't what we told him. 524 00:34:53,264 --> 00:34:57,434 With kids, when you say something, you say something. 525 00:34:57,514 --> 00:34:59,976 I told you from the start this wouldn't work! 526 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,055 Where are my pants? 527 00:35:02,931 --> 00:35:06,351 I'm afraid he might be upset and want to talk to us. 528 00:35:06,431 --> 00:35:10,138 She's probably afraid to bother us, so... 529 00:35:10,431 --> 00:35:14,601 Or else she thinks if he talks to us, it'll be worse. 530 00:35:14,681 --> 00:35:16,851 Is she the type to do that? 531 00:35:16,931 --> 00:35:18,055 Maybe. 532 00:35:20,181 --> 00:35:21,861 You got a message. 533 00:35:22,181 --> 00:35:24,476 - Yellow garbage cans. - What's that? 534 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:27,851 Every other Thursday are the yellow garbage cans. 535 00:35:27,931 --> 00:35:29,611 Every other Friday 536 00:35:30,056 --> 00:35:32,476 are the pink garbage cans. Wednesdays... 537 00:35:32,556 --> 00:35:35,601 are the pink and yellow garbage cans. 538 00:35:35,681 --> 00:35:36,681 Got it? 539 00:35:37,556 --> 00:35:39,730 It's yellow garbage cans. 540 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:42,912 Lights out. 541 00:35:44,431 --> 00:35:47,331 I'm beat, I can't take it anymore. 542 00:35:58,806 --> 00:36:01,601 Now is the time when memories reappear 543 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:03,768 Just when sleep was near 544 00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:08,263 The blues take up residence Wine enhances loneliness 545 00:36:08,431 --> 00:36:11,559 And the film plays back Over a romantic soundtrack 546 00:36:11,639 --> 00:36:14,976 We watch the beginnings again Knowing how it ends 547 00:36:15,056 --> 00:36:16,851 That's my pessimistic side 548 00:36:16,931 --> 00:36:21,184 I'd rather believe the story never ends If you don't mind 549 00:36:21,264 --> 00:36:22,930 Just this once 550 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:27,601 Scratch the line about'love never dying Very few survive 551 00:36:27,681 --> 00:36:31,930 Anyway, when one love dies Another comes to life 552 00:36:32,431 --> 00:36:33,976 And worry subsides... 553 00:36:34,056 --> 00:36:35,434 Can you hold my glasses? 554 00:36:35,514 --> 00:36:37,476 Hey, the bar on Rue Clichy 555 00:36:37,556 --> 00:36:39,601 Where you drink your coffee 556 00:36:39,681 --> 00:36:43,476 I know the place by heart I can draw it eyes closed in the dark 557 00:36:43,556 --> 00:36:46,763 I'm just focusing in 558 00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:50,805 On the most beautiful images of my life 559 00:36:51,681 --> 00:36:54,930 The pale clichés of a love story 560 00:36:57,139 --> 00:37:00,478 A woman searching her soul with no alibi 561 00:37:00,931 --> 00:37:02,263 Like me 562 00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:05,055 Just a little wink 563 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:07,680 As I focus in 564 00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:12,726 Closeup on your eyes as they say: 565 00:37:12,806 --> 00:37:14,058 "I love you" 566 00:37:15,389 --> 00:37:18,311 Our jealous fights bore everyone... 567 00:37:23,056 --> 00:37:24,601 Where are you going? 568 00:37:24,681 --> 00:37:26,038 I'm going in. 569 00:37:26,764 --> 00:37:28,434 Go park the car. 570 00:37:28,806 --> 00:37:31,184 - We'll go together! - I'll get the tickets. 571 00:37:31,264 --> 00:37:34,555 For all the crazy, lovesick people... 572 00:37:34,764 --> 00:37:35,805 Go on. 573 00:38:38,056 --> 00:38:40,351 don't know, there was this guy. 574 00:38:40,431 --> 00:38:43,726 We were in a hurry, he has a private parking lot. 575 00:38:43,806 --> 00:38:48,226 I gave him the car, he gave me this paper, don't lose it. 576 00:38:48,306 --> 00:38:49,986 Who was this guy? 577 00:38:51,681 --> 00:38:55,604 Dunno! A guy from Milazzo with a parking garage. 578 00:38:55,931 --> 00:38:58,976 He finds tourists and parks their cars for them. 579 00:38:59,056 --> 00:39:00,476 You gave him the key? 580 00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:01,930 Of course. 581 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:04,601 In case he needs to repark the car. 582 00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:06,934 Who the heck was this guy? 583 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:10,055 Just a guy, I don't know, a guy... 584 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:12,934 Next thing we know, the car's stolen! 585 00:39:13,014 --> 00:39:15,476 - Not at all. - What's this paper? 586 00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:18,684 I saw a sign, "Parking Garage." If there's a problem, 587 00:39:18,764 --> 00:39:21,853 the paper has the name of the garage. 588 00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:25,226 Sophie, I think this is it, here! 589 00:39:25,306 --> 00:39:26,680 No, it's not. 590 00:39:29,681 --> 00:39:32,290 This isn't it. This is Lipari. 591 00:39:40,306 --> 00:39:43,176 Maybe we should've gone here, no? 592 00:40:03,306 --> 00:40:04,555 Hang on. 593 00:40:04,681 --> 00:40:06,601 People are getting off and on! 594 00:40:06,681 --> 00:40:09,551 Do we have to change for Vulcano? 595 00:40:10,764 --> 00:40:12,013 Connection? 596 00:40:38,306 --> 00:40:39,680 Too cool! 597 00:40:49,806 --> 00:40:52,328 Oh shit, we're already there. 598 00:40:53,306 --> 00:40:54,555 Is this it? 599 00:40:55,181 --> 00:40:57,442 This is it, we've arrived. 600 00:40:58,181 --> 00:41:01,051 I wish it would've lasted longer. 601 00:41:01,681 --> 00:41:05,684 This is a beautiful viewpoint. You can see the islands. 602 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,976 You can visit the Valley of the Monsters. 603 00:41:08,056 --> 00:41:11,059 It's a place with unusual rock formations. 604 00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:14,180 They look like animals or monsters. 605 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:17,172 - You've driven a scooter? - Yes. 606 00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:18,639 But when? 607 00:41:19,056 --> 00:41:21,638 When I was alone, in Greece. 608 00:41:22,931 --> 00:41:24,611 I rented a scooter. 609 00:41:28,389 --> 00:41:30,737 I've been two on a scooter. 610 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,180 With who? 611 00:41:34,264 --> 00:41:36,684 - With Virgil, in Belle Île. - Virgil. 612 00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:39,199 You annoy me. We'll get two. 613 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:42,888 Driving a scooter is nice, 614 00:41:43,056 --> 00:41:45,839 but riding behind isn't so nice. 615 00:41:45,931 --> 00:41:47,079 That's all. 616 00:41:48,681 --> 00:41:51,937 Yeah, but you're up against the person. 617 00:41:52,431 --> 00:41:56,351 Behind, you can hang on to me, and I can hang on to you. 618 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:59,770 That's more romantic than a scooter each. 619 00:42:00,764 --> 00:42:04,226 What's nice about a scooter is the feeling of freedom. 620 00:42:04,306 --> 00:42:09,101 If you're hanging on to each other, the feeling of freedom... 621 00:42:09,181 --> 00:42:12,226 Did you like riding a scooter in Greece? 622 00:42:12,306 --> 00:42:14,132 Yes, but I was alone. 623 00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:16,639 And? 624 00:42:17,306 --> 00:42:18,454 I liked it. 625 00:42:18,639 --> 00:42:22,145 It's not the best memory of my life either. 626 00:42:23,056 --> 00:42:25,601 See, you liked to travel. Thanks. 627 00:42:25,681 --> 00:42:27,038 - Alone. - No. 628 00:42:27,556 --> 00:42:31,851 Often, when you do something together, you wish you were alone, 629 00:42:31,931 --> 00:42:34,476 and alone, you wish you were together. 630 00:42:34,556 --> 00:42:37,645 The only thing is, when you're alone, 631 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,180 you do exactly what you want to do. 632 00:42:42,389 --> 00:42:44,434 And when you're together... 633 00:42:44,514 --> 00:42:48,934 I'm one of those people who always adapts to the other person. 634 00:42:49,014 --> 00:42:50,930 In a sense, I lose... 635 00:42:51,306 --> 00:42:52,976 some of my free will. 636 00:42:53,056 --> 00:42:56,684 I can't say I prefer being alone or together. 637 00:42:56,764 --> 00:42:59,934 In many cases I'd rather be alone, but not always. 638 00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:02,101 I can't always be alone. 639 00:43:02,306 --> 00:43:05,812 In a lot of cases, I'd rather not be alone. 640 00:43:08,059 --> 00:43:09,059 Doesn't work. 641 00:43:09,139 --> 00:43:12,478 I've never driven with someone behind me. 642 00:43:16,556 --> 00:43:18,017 Let's open up. 643 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:22,180 So, is this bed... 644 00:43:23,181 --> 00:43:24,726 a matrimonial bed? 645 00:43:24,806 --> 00:43:26,058 Matrimonial? 646 00:43:27,056 --> 00:43:29,476 Nope. Where's my Rough Guide? 647 00:43:29,556 --> 00:43:32,478 What do they say about the volcano? 648 00:43:33,056 --> 00:43:35,013 Smells like sulfur. 649 00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:38,305 Vulcano... 650 00:43:38,514 --> 00:43:42,437 Remember when we torched a wasp nest in Corsica? 651 00:43:43,056 --> 00:43:44,555 Page 416. 652 00:43:44,764 --> 00:43:45,764 Remember? 653 00:43:46,181 --> 00:43:48,013 I was terrified. 654 00:43:49,014 --> 00:43:50,434 You were pregnant then. 655 00:43:50,514 --> 00:43:51,638 Page 416. 656 00:43:51,806 --> 00:43:55,476 "Vulcano: From 600 B.C. to the end of the 19th century, 657 00:43:55,556 --> 00:43:58,601 the earth has ceaselessly expressed its moods. 658 00:43:58,681 --> 00:44:00,805 Researchers agree 659 00:44:00,931 --> 00:44:04,851 that Vulcano is one of the most dangerous volcanos in the world." 660 00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:05,601 Really? 661 00:44:05,681 --> 00:44:09,726 "Fumaroles and sulfurous emissions prove that dormant Vulcano 662 00:44:09,806 --> 00:44:12,055 could wake up anytime. 663 00:44:12,931 --> 00:44:17,680 Cover your face if you enter the fumarole zone. 664 00:44:17,806 --> 00:44:21,309 If you're exposed to the gaseous vapors. sulfuric acid 665 00:44:21,389 --> 00:44:24,645 may sneakily bleach out your clothing." 666 00:44:30,306 --> 00:44:32,601 They say to go to the mud baths. 667 00:44:32,681 --> 00:44:36,263 "The stench of rotten eggs is not very nice 668 00:44:36,431 --> 00:44:39,059 and can be downright revolting." 669 00:44:39,139 --> 00:44:41,388 Blackness... 670 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:46,805 Blackness remains and covers everything 671 00:44:48,431 --> 00:44:51,055 Since the fire went out 672 00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:55,430 The spark in your eyes has also died 673 00:44:57,181 --> 00:45:01,638 Ashes cover our memories 674 00:45:03,056 --> 00:45:05,305 We were consumed 675 00:45:06,014 --> 00:45:08,180 By too many arguments 676 00:45:08,389 --> 00:45:10,055 This is true 677 00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:12,805 And now a black veil 678 00:45:13,264 --> 00:45:15,638 Darkens your heart 679 00:45:15,806 --> 00:45:19,055 If only I could reignite 680 00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:25,680 The flame of your love 681 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,055 A glimmer of hope would bloom 682 00:45:29,681 --> 00:45:33,055 Like a flower blooming through the snow 683 00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:35,111 What are you doing? 684 00:45:35,556 --> 00:45:38,478 - What are you doing? - It's my mom. 685 00:45:38,764 --> 00:45:39,764 Wait! 686 00:45:40,931 --> 00:45:42,351 Don't hang up! 687 00:45:42,431 --> 00:45:44,180 How's Raoul doing? 688 00:45:44,556 --> 00:45:45,680 Yeah? 689 00:45:46,556 --> 00:45:48,180 He's super sad? 690 00:45:49,806 --> 00:45:52,305 Ok. We'll call you back. 691 00:45:52,431 --> 00:45:55,434 - We'll call you back. - Have her put Raoul on. 692 00:45:55,514 --> 00:45:57,388 I'll call you back. 693 00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,736 I'll call you back. 694 00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:05,184 I just wanted to talk to him. 695 00:46:05,264 --> 00:46:07,873 She says it'll stress him out. 696 00:46:10,056 --> 00:46:12,851 Plus, I wanted to go to Vulcano Piano! 697 00:46:12,931 --> 00:46:16,184 Hang on, I'm fed up. What's Vulcano Piano? 698 00:46:16,264 --> 00:46:18,525 The village up at the top? 699 00:46:18,639 --> 00:46:19,639 Yeah. 700 00:46:20,306 --> 00:46:22,851 "Out of the way of the volcanic eruptions." 701 00:46:22,931 --> 00:46:24,559 It'll be dark in an hour. 702 00:46:24,639 --> 00:46:25,639 Listen! 703 00:46:27,931 --> 00:46:29,184 "Maria Tindara: 704 00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:33,351 Her specialty is meats roasted on a gigantic spit, 705 00:46:33,431 --> 00:46:34,726 rabbit and lamb." 706 00:46:34,806 --> 00:46:36,476 Rabbit and lamb? 707 00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:41,555 Car behind us. 708 00:46:54,764 --> 00:46:56,764 Looks like a big beast. 709 00:47:00,014 --> 00:47:01,513 It's closed. 710 00:47:04,014 --> 00:47:05,475 What do we do? 711 00:47:09,056 --> 00:47:10,056 Shit. 712 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,725 What do we do? 713 00:47:14,806 --> 00:47:17,067 We're not going back down. 714 00:47:18,014 --> 00:47:21,687 The majority of accidents happen at twilight. 715 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,433 It's so hot. 716 00:47:33,681 --> 00:47:37,688 - Dunno, open the window. - It'll reek even more. 717 00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:40,334 Hang on. Where are the passports? 718 00:47:40,414 --> 00:47:42,284 - In the bag. - We'll be stuck here. 719 00:47:42,364 --> 00:47:45,326 - They must've fallen out. - Check the luggage. 720 00:47:45,406 --> 00:47:47,851 Are you sure? Ok, here they are. 721 00:47:47,931 --> 00:47:49,013 All good. 722 00:47:52,431 --> 00:47:53,431 Ok. 723 00:47:58,556 --> 00:48:01,976 I don't feel well. Plus the stress of the volcano. 724 00:48:02,056 --> 00:48:03,601 Is it your PMS? 725 00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:05,726 What if it erupts in our face? 726 00:48:05,806 --> 00:48:06,930 It won't. 727 00:48:08,264 --> 00:48:09,934 This is hellish. 728 00:48:13,681 --> 00:48:15,855 There are people outside. 729 00:48:17,806 --> 00:48:18,806 Fuck! 730 00:48:18,931 --> 00:48:22,604 - What? - I can't take it! I'll kill 'em all. 731 00:48:23,931 --> 00:48:27,020 - Where are they? - Turn on the light. 732 00:48:32,056 --> 00:48:33,476 Because of the volcano? 733 00:48:33,556 --> 00:48:35,930 Well yeah, because... 734 00:48:36,306 --> 00:48:39,562 on this island we have a lot of hotness. 735 00:48:40,681 --> 00:48:41,681 Right. 736 00:48:41,806 --> 00:48:45,138 So we have a lot of zanzara. 737 00:48:45,514 --> 00:48:49,055 Because we really have... a lot of hot. 738 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:55,555 - Madam, may I? - Sure. 739 00:48:56,889 --> 00:48:59,063 Can't we put it on later? 740 00:49:01,389 --> 00:49:02,850 A lot is good. 741 00:49:03,181 --> 00:49:07,434 Maybe we can borrow the spray and do it in the room. 742 00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:08,851 Yes, that works. 743 00:49:08,931 --> 00:49:11,105 I need it on my legs too. 744 00:49:13,389 --> 00:49:15,809 - Thanks. - You're welcome, madam. 745 00:49:15,889 --> 00:49:16,930 Thanks. 746 00:49:18,639 --> 00:49:19,930 My pleasure. 747 00:49:23,931 --> 00:49:27,055 Madam, sir, if you need anything, 748 00:49:27,431 --> 00:49:29,351 I'm here all night, ok? 749 00:49:29,431 --> 00:49:30,431 Ok. 750 00:49:31,556 --> 00:49:35,813 He stopped just short of ripping off your clothes... 751 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,453 and sticking in his... his... 752 00:49:39,389 --> 00:49:40,763 Unbelievable! 753 00:49:41,181 --> 00:49:45,188 I got my period. I made a big stain on the sheet. 754 00:49:45,889 --> 00:49:48,324 It's ok, they'll understand. 755 00:49:48,556 --> 00:49:50,236 - You think? - Yeah. 756 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:04,805 Can we cancel the night's reservation? 757 00:50:06,431 --> 00:50:08,779 You want to cancel tonight? 758 00:50:13,139 --> 00:50:15,351 No matter what, Sophie, we'll... 759 00:50:15,431 --> 00:50:16,976 we'll sleep there, then... 760 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,559 then catch the plane. 761 00:50:18,639 --> 00:50:22,059 So, tonight we'll be in Taormina by 10:30, 762 00:50:22,139 --> 00:50:25,309 and tomorrow morning we'll go get the plane. 763 00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:28,101 We should climb the volcano at least. 764 00:50:28,181 --> 00:50:31,059 Dunno. I have my period, I don't feel... 765 00:50:31,139 --> 00:50:33,748 - Really? - I'm not at my best. 766 00:51:14,264 --> 00:51:15,305 Let's go. 767 00:51:17,431 --> 00:51:19,180 Where to, though? 768 00:51:20,681 --> 00:51:21,888 We'll see. 769 00:52:56,764 --> 00:52:58,434 Wow, impressive. 770 00:53:00,139 --> 00:53:02,180 There's Ornella Muti. 771 00:53:23,431 --> 00:53:25,080 Is that Stromboli? 772 00:53:25,206 --> 00:53:27,159 - No, over there. - That's Stromboli? 773 00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,809 It's over there? 774 00:53:29,431 --> 00:53:30,788 It's smoking. 775 00:53:32,431 --> 00:53:34,809 Sure. An eruption every 20 minutes. 776 00:53:34,889 --> 00:53:36,351 Every 20 minutes? 777 00:53:36,431 --> 00:53:37,431 Yep. 778 00:53:51,639 --> 00:53:54,248 - What's wrong? - You're crazy! 779 00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,079 Forgive me! 780 00:53:56,181 --> 00:53:58,263 We almost fell over. 781 00:53:58,431 --> 00:54:02,354 You nearly sent us into the scenery! I'll drive. 782 00:54:03,056 --> 00:54:04,882 - Are you sure? - Yes! 783 00:54:05,806 --> 00:54:07,486 Scoot to the back. 784 00:54:13,514 --> 00:54:16,763 No, I can't. The trunk hurts my... 785 00:54:17,014 --> 00:54:18,014 Your? 786 00:54:19,181 --> 00:54:22,184 You're the one who wanted the trunk, not me! 787 00:54:22,264 --> 00:54:24,809 Without it, I feel like I'm falling off. 788 00:54:24,889 --> 00:54:26,601 In that case, I'll drive. 789 00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:27,434 Fine. 790 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:29,476 - Since you like the trunk. - Drive! 791 00:54:29,556 --> 00:54:31,236 Exactly. Excuse me. 792 00:54:33,231 --> 00:54:34,226 Let's go. 793 00:54:34,306 --> 00:54:36,430 Where to, the volcano? 794 00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:40,180 Bigger is better, maybe, for the volcano? 795 00:54:40,306 --> 00:54:44,063 It's more comfortable if you've got some room. 796 00:54:44,764 --> 00:54:47,680 If the shoes are too tight, 797 00:54:47,889 --> 00:54:49,513 they can hurt. 798 00:54:50,306 --> 00:54:54,351 One is definitely too big and the other is too small. 799 00:54:54,431 --> 00:54:56,601 It sucks, I'm always in between. 800 00:54:56,681 --> 00:55:00,226 Everyone's in between. Everyone, in that case. 801 00:55:00,306 --> 00:55:04,981 No. Some people are a true size 39, others are a true 40. 802 00:55:05,139 --> 00:55:06,851 Some people are size 39. 803 00:55:06,931 --> 00:55:09,192 No. I'm between 43 and 44. 804 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:13,226 - Depending on the brand. - Some are 39, no questions asked, 805 00:55:13,306 --> 00:55:14,555 I disagree. 806 00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:18,601 I'm getting off. 807 00:55:18,681 --> 00:55:20,351 I'm getting off. 808 00:55:35,556 --> 00:55:37,351 All these isolated houses! 809 00:55:37,431 --> 00:55:39,692 Look, Stromboli's on fire. 810 00:55:42,389 --> 00:55:46,476 No, I think it's nice, you feel nature all around you. 811 00:55:46,556 --> 00:55:49,078 The houses are set in nature. 812 00:55:49,764 --> 00:55:52,726 And it's an appalling model of urbanism. 813 00:55:52,806 --> 00:55:53,806 See? 814 00:55:54,514 --> 00:55:58,059 The opposite of the model they're now selling us. 815 00:55:58,139 --> 00:56:01,226 Everyone wants their own individual house. 816 00:56:01,306 --> 00:56:03,184 Sarkozy got elected on that. 817 00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:06,436 The only sustainable model is density. 818 00:56:06,806 --> 00:56:12,184 Divide up as many people as you can in the smallest possible space. 819 00:56:12,264 --> 00:56:16,726 For example, the Haussman quarters in Paris are far more dense 820 00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:18,851 than suburban housing developments. 821 00:56:18,931 --> 00:56:21,540 The more you bring together... 822 00:56:22,306 --> 00:56:23,809 people, the more... 823 00:56:23,889 --> 00:56:25,569 We're really in... 824 00:56:29,556 --> 00:56:32,895 a total aberration, in terms of urbanism. 825 00:56:36,139 --> 00:56:38,101 I can't. I can't take anymore. 826 00:56:38,181 --> 00:56:39,809 - What is it? - I can't. 827 00:56:39,889 --> 00:56:41,351 I can't take anymore. 828 00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:44,184 - You don't need to... - I can't take anymore! 829 00:56:44,264 --> 00:56:45,851 We can't stay here. 830 00:56:45,931 --> 00:56:47,013 Come. 831 00:56:47,389 --> 00:56:50,101 You need to take me from behind. 832 00:56:50,181 --> 00:56:53,771 I can't look! I can't look. I can't back up. 833 00:56:54,014 --> 00:56:55,930 I need two people. 834 00:56:57,931 --> 00:56:59,611 Is there a problem? 835 00:57:01,139 --> 00:57:02,809 She got vertigo. 836 00:57:03,764 --> 00:57:06,601 Fuck... Can we go closer to the wall? 837 00:57:06,681 --> 00:57:08,351 That's right, easy. 838 00:57:08,431 --> 00:57:11,436 Come this way, that's right. Careful. 839 00:57:27,681 --> 00:57:31,104 - I'll be ok. This is better. - You're ok. 840 00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:32,726 - Thanks. - All good? 841 00:57:32,806 --> 00:57:34,058 Yes, thanks. 842 00:57:34,264 --> 00:57:36,003 Thanks. I'm ashamed. 843 00:57:36,139 --> 00:57:38,400 I'm so wet. Wet with sweat. 844 00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:43,476 I feel better. Are you ok, not too disappointed? 845 00:57:43,556 --> 00:57:45,976 That we didn't go up... to the crater? 846 00:57:46,056 --> 00:57:50,063 No, it doesn't matter. I'll come back with Raoul. 847 00:57:50,764 --> 00:57:52,680 What? With Raoul? 848 00:57:53,389 --> 00:57:55,684 - Do you realize what you're saying? - You can't. 849 00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:57,055 Sure I can. 850 00:57:57,556 --> 00:57:59,236 We'll do a U-turn. 851 00:57:59,389 --> 00:58:01,476 Just watch. I can do it. 852 00:58:02,681 --> 00:58:03,681 Sophie! 853 00:58:04,056 --> 00:58:07,101 You'll see. I'm gonna make it this time. 854 00:58:07,181 --> 00:58:08,726 Accept your limits! 855 00:58:08,806 --> 00:58:10,476 If I'd accepted my limits, 856 00:58:10,556 --> 00:58:13,976 I'd never have done anything with my life, no film, nothing. 857 00:58:14,056 --> 00:58:16,317 That would've been better. 858 00:58:23,056 --> 00:58:26,180 Let's record the ending, so I can... 859 00:58:26,556 --> 00:58:28,469 finish the screenplay. 860 00:58:31,806 --> 00:58:34,388 Where were we? Listen to see. 861 00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:37,351 We were when we were up at the crater. 862 00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:38,226 Yeah? 863 00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:41,851 - I remember well. - We went down and up again. 864 00:58:41,931 --> 00:58:46,021 We left off when you were kneading the guy's hand. 865 00:58:46,181 --> 00:58:48,180 Not his hand. 866 00:58:48,389 --> 00:58:50,069 It was his wrist. 867 00:58:51,306 --> 00:58:52,767 And so then... 868 00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:56,936 we went back up. No point telling that. 869 00:58:59,306 --> 00:59:00,726 No point telling that. 870 00:59:00,806 --> 00:59:02,486 - Why not? - Mommy! 871 00:59:04,681 --> 00:59:06,180 Mommy! 872 00:59:06,306 --> 00:59:07,388 What? 873 00:59:11,681 --> 00:59:13,681 What's wrong, sweetums? 874 00:59:13,764 --> 00:59:17,351 - I don't feel like sleeping. - It's late, it's bedtime. 875 00:59:17,431 --> 00:59:20,476 I want to go in Daddy and Mommy's bed. 876 00:59:20,556 --> 00:59:24,101 - No. Don't worry, honey. - I wanna leave the light on. 877 00:59:24,181 --> 00:59:26,559 - I'll leave the light on, ok? - Kay. 878 00:59:26,639 --> 00:59:29,248 We'll leave the door open. Ok? 879 00:59:37,764 --> 00:59:40,638 We had a big discussion about... 880 00:59:41,181 --> 00:59:42,263 urbanism. 881 00:59:42,431 --> 00:59:45,559 Do we prefer urbanism surrounded by nature, 882 00:59:45,639 --> 00:59:47,430 or urbanism... 883 00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:50,138 Then we made a human chain. 884 00:59:50,514 --> 00:59:52,949 Gripping each other's hands. 885 00:59:54,056 --> 00:59:56,305 You said, "Stop, stop. 886 00:59:56,806 --> 00:59:57,976 Let's go back." 887 00:59:58,056 --> 01:00:00,851 And I told you to accept your limits. 888 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:04,726 We discussed the merits of accepting one's limits or not. 889 01:00:04,806 --> 01:00:06,638 Can you put this... 890 01:00:09,681 --> 01:00:10,829 Usual spot? 891 01:00:10,931 --> 01:00:14,555 When I gain weight I get pudgy there, 892 01:00:14,681 --> 01:00:16,263 and it burns. 893 01:00:17,306 --> 01:00:19,132 It's... fuck, it's... 894 01:00:19,264 --> 01:00:20,851 really horrific. 895 01:00:20,931 --> 01:00:22,496 Yeah, it hurts. 896 01:00:22,931 --> 01:00:24,931 It must hurt like hell. 897 01:00:26,056 --> 01:00:27,180 Hang on. 898 01:00:30,056 --> 01:00:33,476 You need to put on panties. You'll get it everywhere. 899 01:00:33,556 --> 01:00:35,559 Don't rub it everywhere. 900 01:00:35,639 --> 01:00:37,101 I'll lay like this. 901 01:00:37,181 --> 01:00:39,055 Hang on... one sec. 902 01:00:39,806 --> 01:00:43,062 I can't wear panties, it has to breathe. 903 01:00:47,306 --> 01:00:49,654 I actually like this smell. 904 01:00:50,639 --> 01:00:52,309 You're recording now? 905 01:00:52,389 --> 01:00:54,737 You recorded all this crap? 906 01:00:55,306 --> 01:00:57,430 - So... - So, anyway. 907 01:00:57,931 --> 01:00:59,934 We had a whole discussion. 908 01:01:00,014 --> 01:01:02,726 I said we have to accept our limits. 909 01:01:02,806 --> 01:01:04,930 You said, "Honestly..." 910 01:01:05,056 --> 01:01:07,684 No, the main thing is you said... 911 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:10,851 - Wait... - You told me, once again... 912 01:01:10,931 --> 01:01:12,434 If you make this film, 913 01:01:12,514 --> 01:01:15,937 it's really a film about everything twice. 914 01:01:16,556 --> 01:01:18,817 We had the same discussion 915 01:01:19,014 --> 01:01:20,305 we'd had... 916 01:01:21,639 --> 01:01:23,263 in Agrigento. 917 01:01:23,931 --> 01:01:26,226 Remember, what was it called? 918 01:01:26,306 --> 01:01:28,045 La Scala dei Turchi. 919 01:01:34,389 --> 01:01:37,226 Remember? We had the same discussion. 920 01:01:37,306 --> 01:01:41,226 Are you sure we can't go? Look! How'd they do it? 921 01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:44,311 You said, "Can't we go? So tempting!" 922 01:01:45,389 --> 01:01:48,289 I said, "Have you lost your mind?" 923 01:01:48,514 --> 01:01:52,101 You said, "I'm a bit disappointed, I wanted to see the crater." 924 01:01:52,181 --> 01:01:53,559 I said, "You're disappointed?" 925 01:01:53,639 --> 01:01:55,601 That's why you wanted to go back up. 926 01:01:55,681 --> 01:01:59,805 Yeah, because you said, "I'm disappointed. 927 01:01:59,931 --> 01:02:04,439 But I'll come back. I'll go see the crater with Raoul." 928 01:02:07,931 --> 01:02:09,055 So... 929 01:02:09,389 --> 01:02:11,013 We go back up. 930 01:02:11,681 --> 01:02:15,271 And in fact, it was nothing. Nothing at all. 931 01:02:15,556 --> 01:02:19,601 I tend to get vertigo, but there was nothing vertiginous about it. 932 01:02:19,681 --> 01:02:23,934 Ever since I've known you you've been saying you get vertigo, 933 01:02:24,014 --> 01:02:26,476 but you absolutely never get vertigo. 934 01:02:26,556 --> 01:02:28,184 That's pretty great! 935 01:02:28,264 --> 01:02:29,226 You ok? 936 01:02:29,306 --> 01:02:31,741 I've had vertigo many times. 937 01:02:32,056 --> 01:02:33,263 Many times. 938 01:02:35,056 --> 01:02:36,138 With you. 939 01:02:37,056 --> 01:02:40,351 We go up the crater and at the top of the crater. 940 01:02:40,431 --> 01:02:42,518 there's not much to see. 941 01:02:44,014 --> 01:02:46,930 Just a hole, not much else. 942 01:02:51,139 --> 01:02:52,819 It's just a hole. 943 01:02:52,931 --> 01:02:56,604 Look. I don't want to get near the fumaroles. 944 01:02:57,056 --> 01:02:59,809 Look at the people circling the crater. 945 01:02:59,889 --> 01:03:02,226 - I don't care. - We're not doing that? 946 01:03:02,306 --> 01:03:03,306 No way. 947 01:03:03,681 --> 01:03:05,226 We didn't have time anyway. 948 01:03:05,306 --> 01:03:07,976 Going down, we were behind a couple. 949 01:03:08,056 --> 01:03:10,143 They made a lot of dust. 950 01:03:13,306 --> 01:03:16,143 - What are you doing? - Picking up rocks 951 01:03:16,223 --> 01:03:17,903 Why pick up rocks? 952 01:03:20,056 --> 01:03:22,839 - Rocks from the volcano. - Yeah? 953 01:03:23,181 --> 01:03:24,642 As a souvenir. 954 01:03:25,431 --> 01:03:27,263 Oh no, look! 955 01:03:27,431 --> 01:03:29,779 It came back over our feet. 956 01:03:30,014 --> 01:03:32,101 I'd arranged it perfectly. 957 01:03:32,181 --> 01:03:34,094 Now I'm uncomfortable! 958 01:03:34,431 --> 01:03:36,953 Your recording is incredible. 959 01:03:39,556 --> 01:03:41,388 There. Forget it. 960 01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:46,226 So, you pick up rocks. I don't see the point. 961 01:03:46,306 --> 01:03:48,309 Yeah, you don't see the point. 962 01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:51,805 Yet everyone was so happy to have rocks. 963 01:03:52,014 --> 01:03:56,684 I couldn't even spot those rocks in the dust of the volcano. 964 01:03:56,764 --> 01:04:00,726 But cleaned up, they're quite pretty. Very black. 965 01:04:00,806 --> 01:04:04,101 They look quite different from other rocks. 966 01:04:04,181 --> 01:04:08,726 In the dust I didn't think they looked very remarkable at all. 967 01:04:08,806 --> 01:04:10,263 But anyway... 968 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:13,888 I got the idea to take rocks 969 01:04:14,056 --> 01:04:19,148 because that morning, I saw a woman at the port selling rocks. 970 01:04:19,806 --> 01:04:22,978 For people who forgot to pick up rocks. 971 01:04:23,556 --> 01:04:25,295 So, we go back down. 972 01:04:26,389 --> 01:04:27,851 We take the scooter. 973 01:04:27,931 --> 01:04:29,670 No, wait a minute... 974 01:04:31,181 --> 01:04:32,430 Question: 975 01:04:32,889 --> 01:04:35,411 Do we swim or do we not swim? 976 01:04:35,681 --> 01:04:37,594 That was the question. 977 01:04:42,806 --> 01:04:44,601 We were running out of time. 978 01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:46,680 We pass a beach. 979 01:04:49,806 --> 01:04:52,559 You seem to be having second thoughts. 980 01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:55,351 You thought there'd be jellyfish. 981 01:04:55,431 --> 01:04:57,555 I wasn't feeling well. 982 01:04:59,431 --> 01:05:01,805 I said, "Let's go anyway." 983 01:05:02,306 --> 01:05:04,684 There were no jellyfish. It was great. 984 01:05:04,764 --> 01:05:05,764 Yeah. 985 01:05:06,056 --> 01:05:07,351 It was great. 986 01:05:07,431 --> 01:05:10,040 Best part of the day, I think. 987 01:05:17,139 --> 01:05:20,555 That was after 988 01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:25,101 we left the volcano, Did we do anything in between? 989 01:05:25,181 --> 01:05:29,601 After the volcano, you suggested we go see what we hadn't seen 990 01:05:29,681 --> 01:05:30,976 on the island 991 01:05:31,056 --> 01:05:34,305 At the outer edge, the northern tip. 992 01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:36,226 So we'd see it all. 993 01:05:36,306 --> 01:05:38,351 - The Valley of the Monsters. - Yep. 994 01:05:38,431 --> 01:05:40,726 The Valley of the Monsters, yep. 995 01:05:40,806 --> 01:05:43,101 You wanted to see the Valley of the Monsters. 996 01:05:43,181 --> 01:05:48,524 We went to the Valley of the Monsters, and it was of no interest. 997 01:05:50,389 --> 01:05:54,351 We were leaving the Valley of the Monsters... That's it. 998 01:05:54,431 --> 01:05:57,976 The Valley of the Monsters, the swim, the hotel... 999 01:05:58,056 --> 01:05:59,180 Luigi... 1000 01:05:59,639 --> 01:06:01,204 Trip Advisor... 1001 01:06:02,556 --> 01:06:04,101 See? No jellyfish. 1002 01:06:04,181 --> 01:06:08,726 I don't remember anything else of interest. You showered again. 1003 01:06:08,806 --> 01:06:10,305 No, actually. 1004 01:06:11,389 --> 01:06:12,976 Why? Time ran out? 1005 01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:17,263 So I showered when we got to the hotel in Taormina. 1006 01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:19,953 Which annoyed you, because... 1007 01:06:21,056 --> 01:06:23,101 we were already running late, 1008 01:06:23,181 --> 01:06:28,440 and I called reception to tell them there was no more hot water! 1009 01:06:29,056 --> 01:06:30,684 You hesitated for ages! 1010 01:06:30,764 --> 01:06:33,726 About what to wear. We skipped to Taormina. 1011 01:06:33,806 --> 01:06:38,314 Nothing else was noteworthy, except buying the tickets. 1012 01:07:32,681 --> 01:07:34,142 There you are! 1013 01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:37,476 I looked everywhere for you. 1014 01:07:37,556 --> 01:07:39,991 I just moved out of the sun. 1015 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,351 You didn't see me looking for you? 1016 01:07:42,431 --> 01:07:43,431 No. 1017 01:07:46,181 --> 01:07:47,934 Then we took the boat. 1018 01:07:48,014 --> 01:07:49,927 We fought on the boat. 1019 01:07:50,476 --> 01:07:51,476 It was bad. 1020 01:07:51,556 --> 01:07:53,226 I was really annoyed. 1021 01:07:53,306 --> 01:07:56,206 And on the boat, you said to me... 1022 01:07:59,889 --> 01:08:04,930 It all started with, "This vacation was good for us." 1023 01:08:05,139 --> 01:08:07,226 I know. I don't want to talk about it. 1024 01:08:07,306 --> 01:08:10,176 - It was great. - Nothing changes. 1025 01:08:11,389 --> 01:08:14,561 You go back home and it's all the same. 1026 01:08:15,056 --> 01:08:16,351 Nothing changes. 1027 01:08:16,431 --> 01:08:18,555 You don't get it at all. 1028 01:08:19,931 --> 01:08:23,771 - Don't sulk! We were doing so well. - Drop it! 1029 01:08:23,931 --> 01:08:27,354 Exactly, we were doing well. Proof that... 1030 01:08:28,681 --> 01:08:31,581 There you go, sulking on me again. 1031 01:08:34,056 --> 01:08:35,736 I'm taking a walk. 1032 01:08:36,889 --> 01:08:39,672 Everything's closed on the boat. 1033 01:08:46,889 --> 01:08:49,184 - Where is it? - We'll never get the car back. 1034 01:08:49,264 --> 01:08:52,430 Sure we will. Why are you so wary? 1035 01:08:52,639 --> 01:08:55,811 When you have trust, everything's fine. 1036 01:08:56,056 --> 01:08:58,926 We got gas and I put 50 euros in. 1037 01:08:59,306 --> 01:09:02,309 - I overpaid by 5 euros. - Message from Mamitou. 1038 01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:03,601 Message from Mamitou? 1039 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:05,768 I need to call her back. 1040 01:09:05,931 --> 01:09:10,805 He gave me a coupon and said I could use it next time. 1041 01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:12,601 I could have used it, 1042 01:09:12,681 --> 01:09:15,351 and saved 70 euros, but never mind! 1043 01:09:15,431 --> 01:09:17,559 There's no point to any of that. 1044 01:09:17,639 --> 01:09:19,319 And yet there is. 1045 01:09:19,764 --> 01:09:21,764 Then off we went again, 1046 01:09:22,014 --> 01:09:24,263 with a full tank of gas, 1047 01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:25,683 to Taormina. 1048 01:09:27,306 --> 01:09:29,680 No, I was the one driving. 1049 01:09:30,889 --> 01:09:33,411 I'm going to take an aspirin. 1050 01:09:35,931 --> 01:09:37,805 Possible to eat? 1051 01:09:40,726 --> 01:09:41,726 That's... 1052 01:09:41,806 --> 01:09:43,430 great, great. 1053 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:46,809 No more hot water! 1054 01:09:46,889 --> 01:09:48,555 For 2 people. 1055 01:09:48,764 --> 01:09:51,686 Turns out it was a fish restaurant. 1056 01:09:51,889 --> 01:09:54,411 And you started to take ages. 1057 01:09:54,514 --> 01:09:57,036 And I started to get annoyed. 1058 01:09:57,556 --> 01:09:59,904 I was fed up, I was hungry. 1059 01:10:00,681 --> 01:10:02,388 I wanted... 1060 01:10:03,556 --> 01:10:05,055 We could've 1061 01:10:05,264 --> 01:10:08,601 gone for a walk if you weren't wasting so much time. 1062 01:10:08,681 --> 01:10:09,805 It sucks. 1063 01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:12,980 What I want is to go out. 1064 01:10:13,806 --> 01:10:15,893 That's all I care about. 1065 01:10:20,556 --> 01:10:23,979 So, we almost had a fight, but not really. 1066 01:10:25,431 --> 01:10:27,430 Wait, we forgot... 1067 01:10:27,931 --> 01:10:30,192 No, that was the next day. 1068 01:10:30,806 --> 01:10:33,226 - What's alicci? - Anchovies. 1069 01:10:33,306 --> 01:10:36,638 What do you have without fish? 1070 01:10:36,806 --> 01:10:38,930 I don't eat fish. 1071 01:10:47,181 --> 01:10:50,805 So, either you order a plate of vegetables, 1072 01:10:51,181 --> 01:10:54,684 or we say we got the reservation wrong and leave. 1073 01:10:54,764 --> 01:10:56,016 It's simple. 1074 01:10:56,389 --> 01:11:00,312 To judge this place, you have to eat fish, so... 1075 01:11:02,681 --> 01:11:05,937 Anyway I'm feeling moody with my period. 1076 01:11:06,056 --> 01:11:08,056 Me too, don't you know? 1077 01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:14,232 You brought up our fight and I got annoyed again, very annoyed. 1078 01:11:14,514 --> 01:11:16,862 So then, I started sulking. 1079 01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:19,559 What'd I say about the fight? 1080 01:11:19,639 --> 01:11:21,813 You said you were annoyed 1081 01:11:22,306 --> 01:11:25,351 about the fight, which annoyed me even more. 1082 01:11:25,431 --> 01:11:29,184 Because I felt like I was the one who should be annoyed. 1083 01:11:29,264 --> 01:11:30,976 Everything was so nice. 1084 01:11:31,056 --> 01:11:34,562 You sulked on me over nothing, which sucks. 1085 01:11:35,681 --> 01:11:37,246 Make an effort. 1086 01:11:38,806 --> 01:11:42,229 I took initiatives, Taormina and all that. 1087 01:11:42,556 --> 01:11:44,059 Want some dessert? 1088 01:11:44,139 --> 01:11:46,476 - No, thanks. - Just the check, please. 1089 01:11:46,556 --> 01:11:48,976 You're very tired from your trip. 1090 01:11:49,056 --> 01:11:51,665 - Yes. - The gentleman is, too. 1091 01:11:52,181 --> 01:11:54,351 It's so touristy, it sucks. 1092 01:11:54,431 --> 01:11:56,518 Same streets everywhere! 1093 01:11:57,306 --> 01:12:00,101 Might as well be Baux-de-Provence! 1094 01:12:00,181 --> 01:12:03,854 "A magical place. Cocktails. Wines from Etna. 1095 01:12:05,181 --> 01:12:06,861 Crazy romanticism." 1096 01:12:08,014 --> 01:12:10,055 Yeah. You want that? 1097 01:12:11,264 --> 01:12:14,726 I was thinking, "Why bother? It's all the same. 1098 01:12:14,806 --> 01:12:17,328 We shouldn't have gone there. 1099 01:12:19,556 --> 01:12:21,226 Doesn't matter." 1100 01:12:21,389 --> 01:12:23,013 I started back. 1101 01:12:23,431 --> 01:12:27,101 Why bother having a drink in such conditions? 1102 01:12:27,181 --> 01:12:28,559 Liqueurs are sweet. 1103 01:12:28,639 --> 01:12:30,987 - "Mandarin Liqueur." - Yes. 1104 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:32,976 Bet that's good. 1105 01:12:33,056 --> 01:12:35,226 And there was that waitress. 1106 01:12:35,306 --> 01:12:37,393 The waitress was French. 1107 01:12:37,556 --> 01:12:38,556 Yes. 1108 01:12:38,806 --> 01:12:42,729 You said to her, "You speak French beautifully." 1109 01:12:42,889 --> 01:12:45,055 Whereas, she spoke... 1110 01:12:45,764 --> 01:12:48,930 She was so obviously French! 1111 01:12:50,431 --> 01:12:52,805 - Want some drinks? - Yes. 1112 01:12:53,889 --> 01:12:55,976 You speak French beautifully. 1113 01:12:56,056 --> 01:12:56,976 I'm French. 1114 01:12:57,056 --> 01:12:58,099 Obviously! 1115 01:13:05,806 --> 01:13:07,055 And... 1116 01:13:09,431 --> 01:13:13,726 - She mentioned a house-made liqueur. - Right, with oranges. 1117 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,101 And with red wine, but white. 1118 01:13:16,181 --> 01:13:17,329 No, with... 1119 01:13:17,514 --> 01:13:19,976 white wine made with red grapes. 1120 01:13:20,056 --> 01:13:21,884 - Harvested unripe. - Harvested unripe. 1121 01:13:21,964 --> 01:13:24,351 So it's neither white nor red. 1122 01:13:24,431 --> 01:13:25,555 From Noto. 1123 01:13:25,931 --> 01:13:28,809 Speaking of which, Margolin told me 1124 01:13:28,889 --> 01:13:31,726 in Sicily, Noto was the place to see. 1125 01:13:31,806 --> 01:13:34,154 He could've told us before. 1126 01:13:35,556 --> 01:13:38,895 - We got a yummy bruschetta. - Delicious. 1127 01:13:39,181 --> 01:13:41,013 I love the liqueur. 1128 01:13:41,681 --> 01:13:44,059 - I want a bru-chetta. - Brus-sketta. 1129 01:13:44,139 --> 01:13:46,513 CH in Italian is a hard K. 1130 01:16:37,931 --> 01:16:41,521 Then things were a bit better. We went back. 1131 01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:44,853 - Did we argue again that night? - No. 1132 01:16:46,306 --> 01:16:50,101 - The bed was great. - The bed was great, we slept like logs. 1133 01:16:50,181 --> 01:16:51,861 The bed was insane. 1134 01:16:52,014 --> 01:16:54,476 I've never slept on such a mattress. 1135 01:16:54,556 --> 01:16:55,638 Never. 1136 01:16:56,056 --> 01:16:58,143 That's saying something. 1137 01:16:58,306 --> 01:17:00,638 It was a Sealy. 1138 01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:04,055 I took note. A Sealy. 1139 01:17:04,639 --> 01:17:05,851 An amazing bed. 1140 01:17:05,931 --> 01:17:07,851 Sealys aren't expensive. 1141 01:17:07,931 --> 01:17:09,601 They're amazing. 1142 01:17:10,639 --> 01:17:14,684 So, we woke up the next morning. We'd set the alarm. 1143 01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:17,513 Carole Lepage bought a Sealy. 1144 01:17:19,056 --> 01:17:21,491 Did we set the alarm or not? 1145 01:17:26,931 --> 01:17:29,366 The brand is Sealy. Know it? 1146 01:17:30,056 --> 01:17:33,813 Yeah, I remember Carole Lepage bought a Sealy. 1147 01:17:34,806 --> 01:17:38,226 We should get going, so we can see Taormina this morning. 1148 01:17:38,306 --> 01:17:42,180 Then I'd love to take a swim before we go. 1149 01:17:42,764 --> 01:17:45,101 The car will be full of sand. 1150 01:17:45,181 --> 01:17:47,559 And I'd like to take a shower 1151 01:17:47,639 --> 01:17:48,684 after I swim. 1152 01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:51,853 I'm going for a walk. See you outside? 1153 01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:53,055 But! 1154 01:17:57,056 --> 01:17:59,839 But where are you going exactly? 1155 01:18:01,306 --> 01:18:03,680 I wanted to move a bit. 1156 01:18:13,181 --> 01:18:17,689 We can't go back, but so what? You can shower in Paris. 1157 01:18:22,639 --> 01:18:27,815 I need to ask at reception if I can shower in a different room. 1158 01:18:44,139 --> 01:18:46,434 - Shall we get breakfast? - You bet. 1159 01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:48,309 I saw in the guide... 1160 01:18:48,389 --> 01:18:50,180 Raoul's heart hurts. 1161 01:18:50,681 --> 01:18:52,594 He says it hurts here. 1162 01:18:53,056 --> 01:18:56,145 That's not the heart. It's the middle. 1163 01:18:56,431 --> 01:18:58,180 I think it's phlegm. 1164 01:18:58,556 --> 01:19:00,991 - It's the diaphragm. - Yeah. 1165 01:19:05,889 --> 01:19:08,150 Raoul doesn't have phlegm. 1166 01:19:09,931 --> 01:19:13,476 - He's in good health. - He was coughing earlier. 1167 01:19:13,556 --> 01:19:16,180 He could have a bit of phlegm. 1168 01:19:18,431 --> 01:19:19,431 And... 1169 01:19:20,181 --> 01:19:22,094 At the outdoor café... 1170 01:19:22,681 --> 01:19:26,351 There was a woman. You said her feet were hideous. 1171 01:19:26,431 --> 01:19:29,101 I had no idea why you said that. 1172 01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:32,101 I thought, "Why her feet, particularly?" 1173 01:19:32,181 --> 01:19:35,854 I don't remember her, but I remember the guy. 1174 01:19:36,056 --> 01:19:37,736 Look at that guy. 1175 01:19:39,431 --> 01:19:41,692 - What? - He's so muscular. 1176 01:19:41,889 --> 01:19:43,638 Everyone works out. 1177 01:19:44,014 --> 01:19:45,694 Should I work out? 1178 01:19:46,056 --> 01:19:48,059 - No. - Not for my physique. 1179 01:19:48,139 --> 01:19:49,726 No? Then what for? 1180 01:19:49,806 --> 01:19:52,680 So I'd have fewer problems. 1181 01:19:53,806 --> 01:19:55,434 What kind of problems? 1182 01:19:55,514 --> 01:19:58,853 I'd feel better, you know, for handiwork. 1183 01:19:59,681 --> 01:20:03,354 I'm often a bit limited, in what I can carry. 1184 01:20:04,431 --> 01:20:06,434 I'd like to be more muscular. 1185 01:20:06,514 --> 01:20:07,555 No. 1186 01:20:08,306 --> 01:20:10,306 I think you're perfect. 1187 01:20:11,931 --> 01:20:13,611 Spaghetti dosers! 1188 01:20:13,806 --> 01:20:16,978 Yeah? I didn't even know those existed. 1189 01:20:20,056 --> 01:20:23,145 Spaghetti things, to dose your pasta. 1190 01:20:23,264 --> 01:20:24,809 Italians are so clever 1191 01:20:24,889 --> 01:20:26,454 with that crap. 1192 01:20:26,556 --> 01:20:29,339 - Kitchen stuff. - Kitchen stuff. 1193 01:20:29,431 --> 01:20:33,354 I don't feel good. We need to finish this thing. 1194 01:20:33,556 --> 01:20:35,763 We're almost at the end. 1195 01:20:35,931 --> 01:20:39,101 We checked out, we went to the beach... 1196 01:20:39,181 --> 01:20:40,430 It was... 1197 01:20:41,389 --> 01:20:43,434 a rocky beach for my ankle. 1198 01:20:43,514 --> 01:20:46,603 You didn't even want to swim anymore. 1199 01:20:46,806 --> 01:20:50,479 And you didn't want to swim if I didn't swim. 1200 01:20:50,806 --> 01:20:54,184 Then you decided you wanted to swim after all. 1201 01:20:54,264 --> 01:20:56,726 I didn't want to, I did it to make you happy. 1202 01:20:56,806 --> 01:20:58,486 But you enjoyed it. 1203 01:20:58,806 --> 01:21:00,851 I have a hell of a time... 1204 01:21:00,931 --> 01:21:04,305 And I said, "Are you sure we have time?" 1205 01:21:04,514 --> 01:21:06,101 I was in the water. 1206 01:21:06,181 --> 01:21:07,601 You said, "Get out." 1207 01:21:07,681 --> 01:21:10,686 I was afraid we wouldn't be in time. 1208 01:21:11,014 --> 01:21:13,936 Yep. Your shower story fucked it up. 1209 01:21:14,264 --> 01:21:16,430 Let's enjoy it, come on! 1210 01:21:16,556 --> 01:21:18,817 The shower doesn't matter! 1211 01:21:19,056 --> 01:21:20,601 You'll shower later. 1212 01:21:20,681 --> 01:21:23,377 I'm afraid we won't be on time. 1213 01:21:24,181 --> 01:21:26,601 - What are you doing? - We went to... 1214 01:21:26,681 --> 01:21:28,601 Always touching yourself. 1215 01:21:28,681 --> 01:21:29,851 I have an itch. 1216 01:21:29,931 --> 01:21:31,263 An itch? 1217 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:36,726 I got naked right in the street. 1218 01:21:36,806 --> 01:21:39,589 While you showered at the hotel. 1219 01:21:42,098 --> 01:21:44,101 How was it at the hotel? 1220 01:21:44,181 --> 01:21:46,934 The guy from the parking lot came. 1221 01:21:47,014 --> 01:21:48,601 He showed me to a room. 1222 01:21:48,681 --> 01:21:50,430 Right. Obviously. 1223 01:21:51,431 --> 01:21:55,271 - Yet another guy hitting on you. - Not at all. 1224 01:21:56,181 --> 01:21:57,746 Those Italians! 1225 01:21:58,556 --> 01:22:00,180 Well, anyway... 1226 01:22:00,556 --> 01:22:02,263 We forgot to say... 1227 01:22:02,806 --> 01:22:04,893 Reminds me of something. 1228 01:22:05,806 --> 01:22:09,976 While you dealt with your trunk story, I paid for the hotel. 1229 01:22:10,056 --> 01:22:12,305 I had to wait for ages. 1230 01:22:13,389 --> 01:22:14,641 That lady... 1231 01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:17,638 "What are your plans now?" 1232 01:22:18,181 --> 01:22:19,920 "We don't know yet." 1233 01:22:20,056 --> 01:22:22,809 They must've been speaking English. 1234 01:22:22,889 --> 01:22:25,726 "We're hesitating between this and that." 1235 01:22:25,806 --> 01:22:29,229 "Agrigent?" That's how she said Agrigento. 1236 01:22:29,556 --> 01:22:31,976 She rattled off our whole journey. 1237 01:22:32,056 --> 01:22:34,226 - The last gas station! - I missed it. 1238 01:22:34,306 --> 01:22:37,976 She summed up our trip with her bitchy little words. 1239 01:22:38,056 --> 01:22:41,434 "Agrigent"... Canned words, canned sentences. 1240 01:22:41,514 --> 01:22:42,766 "Agrigent... 1241 01:22:42,931 --> 01:22:46,938 Forget it. No point. Might as well go to Greece." 1242 01:22:47,476 --> 01:22:48,476 Unbearable. 1243 01:22:48,556 --> 01:22:49,680 Shit! 1244 01:22:50,681 --> 01:22:52,059 Then she said, 1245 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:56,351 "You must see Syracuse and Noto. Go to the Hotel des Etrangers." 1246 01:22:56,431 --> 01:23:00,438 How much will they charge us for the gas? Dammit! 1247 01:23:01,556 --> 01:23:03,851 Oh yeah, the Hotel des Etrangers! 1248 01:23:03,931 --> 01:23:08,309 Speaking of which, we need to film me on VeryChic.com at the beginning, 1249 01:23:08,389 --> 01:23:10,976 seeing the ad for Hotel des Etrangers. 1250 01:23:11,056 --> 01:23:14,055 Hotel des Etrangers, in Syracuse. 1251 01:23:14,514 --> 01:23:16,601 This is too fast for me. 1252 01:23:17,181 --> 01:23:20,854 Then we came back to the Hotel des Etrangers. 1253 01:23:21,639 --> 01:23:23,987 I want to vomit, seriously. 1254 01:23:24,556 --> 01:23:26,236 I don't feel good. 1255 01:23:26,389 --> 01:23:29,085 It's the phone next to my head. 1256 01:23:31,806 --> 01:23:33,934 Hang on, I'll turn the WiFi off. 1257 01:23:34,014 --> 01:23:35,840 - You had it on? - No. 1258 01:23:36,056 --> 01:23:38,430 We rush to take a swim. 1259 01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:42,726 You take your shower and we hit the airport. 1260 01:23:42,806 --> 01:23:46,430 And then miss that last gas station, 1261 01:23:47,014 --> 01:23:49,101 because of my stupid anxiety. 1262 01:23:49,181 --> 01:23:54,013 And I quickly realize I'll have to pay a 70-euro fee. 1263 01:23:54,181 --> 01:23:56,726 I'm stressed, the line is super long. 1264 01:23:56,806 --> 01:23:59,226 Check-in ends in 20 minutes. 1265 01:23:59,306 --> 01:24:02,180 I'm annoyed about those 70 euros. 1266 01:24:04,764 --> 01:24:08,138 And you bought a mouth harp for Claudine. 1267 01:24:09,181 --> 01:24:12,013 You buy total shit, seriously! 1268 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,922 You bought almonds for your mom. 1269 01:24:25,764 --> 01:24:29,270 Not only. Also a thing to put olive oil in. 1270 01:24:48,931 --> 01:24:52,476 After, in the plane, you were hungry, so you ate. 1271 01:24:52,556 --> 01:24:56,680 Some kind of vegetarian couscous thing! 1272 01:24:57,514 --> 01:24:59,194 You weren't happy. 1273 01:24:59,306 --> 01:25:01,741 It wasn't like in the photo. 1274 01:25:09,056 --> 01:25:11,665 And we were heading back home. 1275 01:25:13,639 --> 01:25:15,601 And we ran into my friend Arnaud. 1276 01:25:15,681 --> 01:25:16,763 Yeah. 1277 01:25:17,764 --> 01:25:20,726 He had a Proust madeleine-fart moment. 1278 01:25:20,806 --> 01:25:23,055 When he smelled my shirt. 1279 01:25:23,639 --> 01:25:25,476 Because they'd gone there. 1280 01:25:25,556 --> 01:25:28,305 And they tell us about it. 1281 01:25:28,514 --> 01:25:30,851 Their cab driver had asked them, 1282 01:25:30,931 --> 01:25:32,351 "You went to Vulcano?" 1283 01:25:32,431 --> 01:25:33,431 Yeah. 1284 01:25:35,806 --> 01:25:37,305 That was it. 1285 01:25:38,264 --> 01:25:40,612 Then we went home to Raoul. 1286 01:25:41,306 --> 01:25:42,976 Nothing special. 1287 01:25:46,306 --> 01:25:48,559 What happened when we saw Raoul? 1288 01:25:48,639 --> 01:25:49,639 Nothing. 1289 01:25:51,601 --> 01:25:52,601 Nothing? 1290 01:25:52,681 --> 01:25:55,686 He was happy with the volcano rocks. 1291 01:25:58,681 --> 01:25:59,888 Arnaud! 1292 01:26:02,431 --> 01:26:04,431 - Hey! - How's it going? 1293 01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:07,686 - Where'd you blow in from? - Sicily. 1294 01:26:08,056 --> 01:26:09,476 We've done Sicily too. 1295 01:26:09,556 --> 01:26:10,417 Yeah? 1296 01:26:10,556 --> 01:26:12,904 - Where'd you go? - Palermo. 1297 01:26:13,431 --> 01:26:15,555 We checked out Palermo. 1298 01:26:16,806 --> 01:26:18,059 What did we do? 1299 01:26:18,139 --> 01:26:21,395 I'm bummed, that's where I wanted to go. 1300 01:26:21,764 --> 01:26:24,055 What did we do in Palermo? 1301 01:26:25,139 --> 01:26:27,388 The Capuchin Catacombs. 1302 01:26:28,431 --> 01:26:29,431 Oh yeah. 1303 01:26:29,556 --> 01:26:32,601 And Stromboli? Did you guys go to Stromboli? 1304 01:26:32,681 --> 01:26:35,116 Stromboli? Can't remember... 1305 01:26:36,139 --> 01:26:38,226 Dunno, we did Vulcano, right? 1306 01:26:38,306 --> 01:26:40,601 We went to the crater in Vulcano. 1307 01:26:40,681 --> 01:26:42,361 Did we? I forget. 1308 01:26:45,014 --> 01:26:46,809 Go on, you tell the story. 1309 01:26:46,889 --> 01:26:49,476 It smelt like something was burning. 1310 01:26:49,556 --> 01:26:50,601 Smell this. 1311 01:26:50,681 --> 01:26:52,226 Yep, that's it! 1312 01:26:52,306 --> 01:26:54,393 Smells just like a fart! 1313 01:26:54,806 --> 01:26:58,145 That's our little Proust madeleine-fart! 1314 01:26:58,556 --> 01:27:00,138 Remember the... 1315 01:27:00,556 --> 01:27:02,763 We were in a taxi, and... 1316 01:27:03,056 --> 01:27:05,143 the driver turns around, 1317 01:27:05,306 --> 01:27:08,896 sniffs the air and says, "Vulcano, Vulcano!" 1318 01:27:09,014 --> 01:27:12,138 That was the summer we made Jojo. 1319 01:27:12,556 --> 01:27:15,165 Because look, it was August... 1320 01:27:15,931 --> 01:27:17,934 He was born the following May. 1321 01:27:18,014 --> 01:27:20,934 When we came back from Palermo, I took the test. 1322 01:27:21,014 --> 01:27:23,184 - So I know that was it. - Wow! 1323 01:27:23,264 --> 01:27:24,621 That's funny. 1324 01:27:25,306 --> 01:27:26,680 These are... 1325 01:27:27,389 --> 01:27:29,226 - the Capuchin catacombs. - Wild! 1326 01:27:29,306 --> 01:27:32,305 There's a room full of skulls. 1327 01:27:32,431 --> 01:27:34,180 - In Palermo? - Yeah. 1328 01:27:34,389 --> 01:27:37,059 And in the back, there was this. 1329 01:27:37,139 --> 01:27:40,351 A coffin with glass, and a little girl inside. 1330 01:27:40,431 --> 01:27:43,476 I don't understand, how did her face stay... 1331 01:27:43,556 --> 01:27:44,930 Well, they... 1332 01:27:45,139 --> 01:27:47,305 they have techniques. 1333 01:27:47,514 --> 01:27:50,476 But how did they keep her like that? 1334 01:27:50,556 --> 01:27:51,913 I don't know. 1335 01:27:52,014 --> 01:27:53,840 Her name was Rosalia. 1336 01:28:05,139 --> 01:28:06,805 Sicily! 1337 01:28:06,931 --> 01:28:09,680 Such beautiful scenery! 1338 01:28:09,889 --> 01:28:13,013 Magnificent scenery, I might add! 1339 01:28:13,431 --> 01:28:16,040 Yes! Great description, Raoul! 1340 01:28:17,056 --> 01:28:19,491 I'm getting it all on video. 1341 01:28:53,931 --> 01:28:56,936 Raoul, we're going back to the room. 1342 01:28:57,139 --> 01:28:58,139 Mom? 1343 01:29:21,556 --> 01:29:24,426 Oh no, I took the photo too late! 1344 01:29:44,806 --> 01:29:48,479 Oh no, I can't believe it! This camera sucks! 1345 01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:57,301 - Beautiful. - I can't believe it! 1346 01:30:40,556 --> 01:30:42,430 Is my camera broken? 1347 01:30:51,139 --> 01:30:52,704 It didn't work. 88188