Original subtitles

Subs By Pablo Fantini

Listen!

Killing a few hostages is not sufficient.

You have to make people suffer to the Americans.

We must humiliate them!

You don't go enough Far away, General Amén.

You have to tear out their insides and drag them from here to Damascus...

...until they include us in the peace process.

Nonsense. That solution is not aggressive enough for Libya.

I say we erase it from the map to Washington and New York.

What? And waste three years of good public relations?

Americans believe that I am a good person.

In some of his surveys, I'm more popular than your president!

Gentlemen...

...this will not take us to nowhere.

Even if we don't do anything else this week...

...we have to conceive at least one terrorist act...

...let him teach the world...

...that the United States, the Great Satan...

...it's nothing more than a paper tiger.

A weak nation of weak people.

People ready for destruction.

Cowards who are no longer ready to fight!

You...

I knew it!

I LOST 10 KILOS ASK ME HOW

Hey! Who are you?

I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin of the police squad.

And I never want to see them in the U.S.

THE NAKED GUN

Be careful!

$1.99 A DOZEN OF DONUTS

PORT OF LOS ANGELES

38, 39, 40. It's all here. I LOVE YOU

This completes our first heroin shipment. 100% pure.

It better be 40 kilos.

The final shipment will be delivered in three days.

- We wait for payment then. - Do not worry.

Police! Drop your weapons!

Put it away.

FRESH PAINT

INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT OF THE ANGELS

ATLANTIC AIRLINES

This is a great day for Americans everywhere.

Ah it is!

I don't want flowers, thank you.

Welcome home. Good job in Beirut. We knew what you did.

Thanks, Ed. I just want to know one thing.

�What you wrote to me is true about Victoria?

I'm afraid so, Frank. She ran away with a guy.

They got married last week.

Then it's over.

It's all over. None of this makes sense.

I did everything for her...

... And she left.

They came to get The hot news, right?

Photos of mine to sell to you to their miserable newspapers.

Of course, they consider me a hero. The man of the moment.

Do any of you understand How much can one suffer inside?

Frank, they didn't come for you.

Crazy Al Yankovic is on the plane.

And the wedding? What was she wearing?

Don't torture yourself. Forget it.

Can't.

And the guy? Do you know anything about him?

Not much. It just is an olympic gymnast...

...and he is the best sex that she has had in her life.

I trusted her. It seems that I went a fool to listen to my heart.

I'm going to have to learn to forget.

That's why I took my vacation in Beirut. To forget her...

...to find peace.

But it's not going to be easy.

Everywhere I find something that reminds me of her.

Maybe it's because the police and women don't mix.

And Nordberg? I came as soon as I found out.

He's alive, Frank, but only thanks to the machines.

The doctors say he has 50% probability of living...

...although there is only 10% probability of that.

Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save her husband's arm.

Where do you want us to send it?

Frank! It's good that you came.

It's nice to see you, Wilma. I came as soon as I found out.

- Thanks, Frank. - You are welcome. Where is Nordberg?

- Here. - Yes, of course.

Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Your friend.

I'll fix it!

The switch is under the bed!

Nordberg... it's me, Frank. Who did this to you?

I love you.

I love you too, Nordberg. Who were they?

- Ship. Boat. - Yes. A boat.

When you get better we will go out to take a boat ride.

- A cruise, like last year. - No drugs.

Quick, nurse! Give this man drugs!

Don't you see that he is suffering? Inject it! Quick!

No. Heroine. Heroine, Frank.

Nordberg, that's going to be difficult.

You're going to have to give me a couple of days for that.

My poor Nordberg!

He was a good man, Frank.

He never wanted to hurt anyone.

Who would do such a thing?

It's difficult to know.

It could be a gang of evildoers, a blackmailer...

...an angry husband, a homosexual lover.

Get a grip, Frank!

A good policeman...

...caught in an ambush by some cowardly ruffian.

- That's no way to die. - You're right, Ed.

A parachute that doesn't open... That's the way to die.

get stuck on a reaper thresher.

Let them rip your balls out a bite This is how I want to die.

OK.

This is terrible!

Don't worry, Wilma. Your husband will be fine.

Do not you worry about anything.

Think of something positive. Don't allow a doubt in your mind.

You're right, but I wouldn't wait until the last moment...

...to fill out the cards of organ donation.

What I'm trying What to say is that...

...as soon as Nordberg is relieved, You will be welcome in the police.

Unless he's a vegetable drooling It's a matter of common sense.

Wilma, does it occur to you? some reason...

...why Nordberg have you been to the docks?

No.

But I found this at home, in a drawer.

A photograph.

"I Love You", from Caracas.

A Panamanian ship.

When Nordberg said, "I love you"...

...I was telling you the name of the ship.

Now I realize.

- We better investigate this. - I want every available man.

I can't do without anyone.

You know we have to protect to Queen Elizabeth during her visit.

I don't have enough men.

I promise you that no member from this police force will rest...

...until they jail to the wretch who did this.

- Well, let's go eat. - Yes. Come on.

Due to the extraordinary efforts of our leaders...

...Queen Elizabeth will visit� the city of Los Angeles...

...during his tour by the United States.

Mayor, "hire" the city to more guards...

...for the police force during the queen's visit?

We have put security of the queen in the hands of...

...the special division from the police department...

...represented here today by Lt. Frank Drebin.

Thank you, Your Ladyship.

- Protecting the safety of... - Stronger!

- You can use my microphone. - Thank you.

Thank you, Your Ladyship. protecting the safety of the queen...

...is a task gladly accepted by our police squad...

...because, although the idea of ​​having a queen seems absurd to us...

...to the Americans, we must Be considerate hosts.

Thank you, Lieutenant Drebin.

Of course, we are all interested see that this portion...

...from the queen's tour of our country is successfully completed...

...and we can be proud that The queen has chosen this city.

In fact, it is for all people...

...that you can share...

...the celebration.

They will be especially exciting...

...the presentations...

...public of the queen.

We would also like...

Ed and I went to the dock where they found Nordberg...

...floating face down in the water.

In a case where there are no clues You have to start somewhere...

...and that part was the dock area.

Disperse, please.

There is nothing to see here. Move.

Where did they find Nordberg?

Ah. Do you want a boat?

No. I already peed during the press conference.

Has no sense. A good policeman, with a bright future...

...and something like this happens.

The night watchman found it.

We better check the area. I'll talk to the port captain.

He will walk along the docks, sniffing around.

PIER 32

Say.

I am Lieutenant Drebin of the police squad.

I remember, Drebin.

-What does he want? - I want to ask you some questions.

Do you recognize that face?

I don't know. I don't have a very good memory.

Oh. Maybe this refresh your memory.

- It's still a little cloudy. - And with this?

I remember now. She used to see him over here. What do you want to know?

- I can't tell you. - Maybe this will help.

- I don't think I should do it. - Oh, right? Not yet?

Very good. His name is Nordberg. He's a policeman.

-No. He is a heroin trafficker. - What?

- I tell you he was a ruffian! - Miserable!

He is fine. He worked at Ludwig Shipping.

I tried to sell him drugs to one of my boys, I swear.

-And what are you going to do about it? - Why would I tell him?

- Maybe this will help. - I still don't think I should tell him.

Does he lend me $20? And now?

Well. I'll go to Ludwig's office.

Find out if he is telling the truth.

Vincent Ludwig directed one of the largest businesses in the city.

The mayor chose him, because he was a respected civil leader...

...as chairman of the committee from the queen's reception...

...and now I was getting ready to question him...

...about drugs and attempted murder on their own docks.

- Mr. Ludwig. -Yes?

Lieutenant Drebin wants to see you, sir.

Let it happen.

- Lieutenant. - Likewise.

Also... it's nice to meet you.

A Cuban?

No. Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

- Sit down, lieutenant. - What a magnificent office.

Thank you, lieutenant. The majority of the objects that are here...

...I have collected them for a period of many years.

A Gainsborough, Ming pots...priceless.

I feel that these objects They reflect my personality...

...like Japanese fighting fish.

They are beautiful, elegant, full of grace...

...and yet determined to achieve your purpose...

...and deadly when they find What they want.

This one, in particular...

...is valued at more than $20,000.

A luxury specimen, without a doubt, but as you see...

...I am a man who appreciates the best things in life.

This is a samurai feather...

...a gift from Emperor Hiroito.

Unbreakable. It's impenetrable for everything except water.

Its value is inestimable.

Fascinating!

But I am sure that he didn't come to visit me...

...to listen to a lecture about art, lieutenant.

To what do I owe the honor?

I am investigating the attempt to murder of one of the men...

...who work on his dock. Norberg, a police officer.

So he's still alive?

They shot him six times.

Fortunately, the bullets They did not damage any vital organs...

...and the salt water preserved it until they found it.

So they could...

...get him to the hospital on time.

Yes. He is in intensive care in Our Lady of the Useless Miracle.

That's a shock to me, Lieutenant.

As you know, I am not one of those who take something like that lightly...

...and there is no place in my organization for any criminal activity.

Look at all that.

A huge commercial development built by me.

Do you have any idea what was there? only five years ago?

I bet so. Orange trees.

Acres of them, as far as the eye can see.

But now that land generates profits...

...ten times bigger per square meter.

Are you okay, Lieutenant?

Let me give you some Kleenex.

And that officer... What's his name?

Nordberg, has he been able to tell you anything?

Of course, he couldn't tell us nothing so far...

...but as soon as he comes to his senses...

...we'll see if it still can play the guitar.

- How did he say? - I've taken up too much of your time.

I want to see the history of its employees...

...and talk to someone in his personnel department.

- If you do not mind. - Clear.

- Let Miss Spencer come. - Yes, sir.

As you know, I'm very busy...

...making last minute arrangements for the royal visit...

...but I will have my assistant provide you with what you need.

He has been very cooperative. I will include that in my report.

It was a pleasure.

Miss Spencer, this is Lieutenant Drebin from the police squad.

Hello, Mr. Drebin.

Hello.

His hair was the color of gold in old paintings.

He had beautiful curves...

...and the type of legs that I would like to suck a whole day.

He was looking at me in a way that I felt in my pocket.

Yes, this was starting to get interesting.

What a cute beaver!

Thank you. They just filled it out for me.

Let me help you.

This must be what you're looking for, Lieutenant.

Shipping records and employment of pier 32.

Thank you.

They say that police work it is dangerous.

It is. That's why I have a very big gun.

�You are not afraid of it being downloaded accidentally?

- I used to have that problem. -And what did he do about it?

Think about baseball.

What a pretty bracelet she has on her ankle.

Did he slip again?

Yes. Well, I'll check this out. as fast as I can...

...and I will return them to you maybe tomorrow.

That would be nice, but there's no rush.

I mean, when it's over.

Thank you. I wish I could correspond in some way.

Does she want to go out to dinner with me?

I know a small restaurant where they serve Viking food.

It is a very tempting offer, lieutenant, but...

...I have to rest tonight. Tomorrow is tree day.

Of course. Maybe another time.

- Do you want a voucher? - Just go to dinner.

Thanks for your help, Miss Spencer.

- It was a pleasure. - Well?

Mr. Ludwig. I got scared.

Sorry dear.

I just wanted to know if he gave to the lieutenant what he wanted.

Yes. I gave him copies of the files from Pier 32.

Very good.

Lieutenant Drebin He is an intriguing man.

He doesn't think so?

I don't know, I just met him.

He seems very nice.

Jane, I know I ask something unusual...

...but it is happening something illegal in this company...

...I need to know everything, to be able to eradicate evildoers.

Because of that I want...

...to get to know Lieutenant Drebin better...

...to find out what he knows.

Mr. Ludwig, wouldn't it be better that the police would take care of that?

We are letting them take care of it, dear...

...but this company needs know the facts soon...

...before something comes out in the newspapers.

I have a responsibility to the shareholders.

Well, if you present it like this...

- I will do everything I can. - That's better.

I'm sure he will.

It was 4:00 P.M. when He returned to the police station.

I wanted to go see what they had discovered those from the laboratory...

...in Nordberg's jacket, the one they found on the dock.

You can get a lot of information of the fibers if they are not very wet.

And he hoped that in this case we would not leave dry.

Hey! Be careful!

Stop! Police!

Did anyone see the license plate number?

Did anyone manage to see the driver?

Write down the names of all of them to interrogate them.

I have to enter.

Hi, Ed, Ted. Have you already gotten those fibers?

- There's some action here. - What's wrong?

We are testing the new anti-graffiti wall.

And it seems that we have some customers.

Reacts when the paint reaches the sensors.

- You did it again. Mazel tov! - Good job.

What will happen to them now?

Now that you mention it, here There is something we developed yesterday.

To the casual observer It looks like an ordinary shoe...

...but actually...

...it is a very useful weapon.

And it's all you need a policeman at work.

We call it the shoe-knife.

That's great, Ted. And the fibers?

Let me show you one more thing.

Do you see these dumbbells?

They are not ordinary.

Each one fires a dart the size of a pin...

...which leaves your victim unconscious a few minutes, without permanent damage.

Let me demonstrate it on Ed.

Ted...

Why?

Don't worry. He'll be up in a moment.

Take a pair, Frank.

In fact, I need them other dumbbells.

- Good. I think you will like them. - Do you want this, boss?

Yes. Thanks to.

You have something on the side of your mouth.

No, on the other side.

As you asked us, we take fiber of the Nordberg jacket.

I'm afraid this doesn't look good.

- What do you mean? - See it yourself.

- I see nothing. - Use your eye open, Frank.

Ah, yes. I can see that.

At first sight It looks like normal cotton...

...but as we focus more, we discover a very fine white powder.

We tested it. It's pure heroin.

How well do you know Nordberg, Frank?

We were partners for 9 years, and he is my best friend.

Yes, but we cannot allow Feelings affect duty.

Are you saying that Nordberg is a...

I'm saying that the queen It will arrive the day after tomorrow.

If the press found out about this while Nordberg is still a police officer...

...could be embarrassing for the police, and for the city.

I'm sorry. You have 24 hours to prove that Nordberg is innocent.

- Mr. Ludwig. - Yes.

A certain Mr. Pahpshmir is here.

Let it happen.

Is something wrong, Mr. Ludwig?

No. It's nothing.

- Can I get to the point? - Clear. Sit down.

I can do what you request.

My price is 20 million.

The price is not a problem.

But the people to whom I represent they are not sure...

...that you could...

...perform such a difficult task.

Tell me, who is the murderer...

...most effective in the world?

I would say that anyone who achieves...

...hide his identity as the murderer.

Yes...

...but there is an even better one.

He who doesn't know that he is a murderer.

- Would you like a cup of tea? - Yes, please.

Dominique, service for two, please.

I have to kill Papshmir.

Sugar and cream, sir?

�Mr. Pahpshmir?

Just cream, please.

There's a gun on the floor, sir.

Leave it there. It's okay. The tea, please.

Of course, sir.

Tell me, have you seen hypnosis? Sensory induced?

I think I just saw it.

But how will it approach the target?

I don't think it will be her.

The good secretaries They are difficult to find.

And it seems to me...

...that anyone can be a murderer.

I had 24 hours to come up with something...

...to clear my friend's name.

I decided to return to the hospital with Ludwig's shipping records.

I wanted to see if I could refresh Nordberg's memory.

Dr. Alford, I have the information from Mrs. Kelpy, in case she wants to see it.

I will attend to her when she finishes with Mr. Nordberg.

Yes, doctor.

He'll be out in a couple of...

I want to see Officer Nordberg.

- I need you to sign up, please. - Wait a minute!

Where is the police What stands guard at that door?

Lieutenant Drebin called and sent him home.

I have to kill Nordberg.

�I'm Drebin from the gang police! Drop that pillow!

Medical emergency!

I'm from the police squad! Follow that black car!

Follow that car!

Stephanie, check your mirror.

Put the signal. merge into traffic. DRIVING SCHOOL

Try to release the brake little by little.

Accelerate.

I know a shortcut. Turn left!

- There it is! - Careful.

NO ADMITTANCE

To the right! Follow it!

It's okay. WRONG WAY

Normally you don't go 100 KPH in the opposite direction.

Brake...

...and goes into reverse.

- You idiot! -Stephanie...

...gently extend your arm.

Extend your middle finger.

Very good. Well done.

Ah it is! Full speed ahead, Stephanie.

FIREWORKS

Excuse me.

Go away! There's nothing to see.

Please disperse.

There is nothing to see here.

The attack on life of Nordberg left me disturbed...

...and all the questions arose and again...

...like bubbles in a box of seltzer water.

Who was the person of the hospital?

Why did he try to kill to Nordberg, and for whom?

Did Ludwig lie to me?

I had no proof, but somehow So I didn't trust him much.

Why didn't I love you appear? in Ludwig's records?

And if it appeared, did he know?

And if he didn't know it, who knew it?

And where the hell was I?

It was almost midnight when I arrived at my door.

I wanted a glass of milk with chocolate and go to bed...

...but my night was about to begin.

You're late.

That depends on what for.

You said we should have dinner together some night.

This is that night.

I'm boiling a roast.

How hot and wet do you like it?

Very hot and very wet.

It looks like you know how to move in the kitchen.

I also move very well in other rooms.

That shirt looks familiar to me.

It's yours.

I didn't want to get stained or wrinkled...

...yet.

"You don't mind if I wear something more comfortable?

That. That's better.

I hope you have a good appetite.

I have everything good.

Then let's have dinner.

How interesting. Almost as like the photos I saw today.

She was very young, he needed the job.

No, some that were taken at the Ludwig docks.

A Panamanian ship arrived, and does not appear in the records.

It was probably an oversight.

How is your meat?

You will judge that.

I have nine more.

Have you seen this ship?

I don't know. He doesn't look like one of us...

...but we deal with many ships.

� he could have told them something Officer Nordberg?

No. Unfortunately There was another attempt on his life.

He is in a coma again.

That's terrible! This world It is a very violent place.

If it wasn't, I wouldn't have a job.

I would be competing in motorcycle racing.

But I would give up everything for living in a world without crime.

That is beautiful.

All this is happening too fast.

I've already been hurt.

I'm sorry.

I had known her for years. we were going together to police events.

I loved her, but she had her music.

I think he had his music.

She was always with the choir and the Chicago Men's Orchestra.

I don't remember her playing any instrument, and she was not intonation...

...but it happened 300 days a year on tour with them.

In fact, he gave her a harp for Christmas...

...and I wondered what it was.

As usual. The boy He finds the girl, he loses her...

...the girl meets the boy, he he forgets her, then he remembers her...

...and she dies in a tragic accident in a dirigible...

...on a sports stadium on New Year's Day.

- Was it Good Year? - I don't know.

Poor thing!

I don't want to make you sad.

It's not that, Frank.

Why did you have to be so wonderful?

- There is something I must tell you. - No. You don't need to tell me anything.

The past no longer matters.

Maybe...

...let's just be two lonely souls that have been found.

Funny face.

I want you to know what I use protection when having sex.

Me too.

A LATEX CONDOM WITH SPECIAL TIP

PLATOON

I had a wonderful day, Frank.

I can't believe we met known only yesterday.

Are you serious, Jane?

Not only because we exchange body fluids?

No, I say it from the heart. You are very special.

Do you want a drink?

No, thanks. I do not like.

Besides, I'm working. I have to watch tonight.

But I'll be thinking about you. I'll call you tomorrow.

It's okay.

Good night.

HERMAN'S HERMITAGES "I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD"

MUSIC FROM THIS MOVIE WHEEL DISCS

I tell you that the answer It's in Ludwig's office.

Call it a hunch or feminine intuition...

...but Ludwig knows much more of what he is telling us.

A hunch has no weight In court, Frank.

Where are the facts?

He is the only one, besides us, who knew that Nordberg was alive.

And suddenly an evildoer tries to kill Nordberg in the hospital.

It may be, but when you get in to Ludwig's office...

...you run a very big risk.

I know.

One takes a risk when getting out of bed...

...crossing the street or when you put your face into the fan.

Look. There it is.

Trust me, Ed.

- I know I'm right. - Okay, but be careful.

Rest. See you in the morning.

Lottery!

"20 million deposited... Omani Bank in Zurich...

...upon receiving proof of the death of the queen".

"Entering without search warrant, destruction property, arson...

...sexual assault with a concrete dildo."

First of all, What the hell was he doing there?

Yes, I know. I'm sorry, Your Ladyship...

...but we have reasons to think that Vincent Ludwig...

...is involved in a plot to assassinate the queen.

That's ridiculous! Where is the evidence?

It burned in the fire.

Gentlemen...

...Vincent Ludwig is a member highly respected in this community...

...and if we all behave very good with him...

...will agree not to present a formal accusation.

- Your Ladyship... - Did I express myself clearly?

Yes, Your Ladyship. Very clearly. Good morning.

And Drebin...

I don't want more difficulties like the ones he had last year.

Do you understand?

That's my policy.

Well when I see five strange guys dressed in togas...

...stabbing a man in the park...

...in front of a hundred people, I shoot the damn ones.

That's my policy.

It was a Julius Caesar production. Shakespeare in the Park, you fool.

He killed five actors.

- And good ones. - Your Ladyship...

Your presence at the reception from the queen tonight...

...will not be necessary.

Understood?

We understand, Your Ladyship. Thank you.

The plane stopped. They are approaching the ladder.

We hope the doors open at any time...

...and we can see the queen...

...when you start your first visit to the Los Angeles area...

...in more than five years.

It is a very pleasant night.

"USE BEFORE JUNE 1982" From here it will go...

...to a formal reception What will the mayor give...

...in honor of His Majesty...

- Jane! -Frank.

I'm making some dinner. Are you hungry?

Maybe a little.

I just talked to Ludwig. He wants you to see him tonight.

Jane, I think there is something what you should know

Last night I was at Vincent Ludwig's house.

How good! "I taught you" his priceless collection...

...of Ming vessels and his oil paintings?

And how about the...

I think Ludwig is involved in various criminal activities.

Enough, Frank.

Vincent Ludwig is a kind man, generous, respected.

What a pity you don't know him as good as me.

Oh yes? How well do you know him?

What do you mean are that?

I'm sorry. I'm worried about you. I don't trust him...

...and I don't want to see you involved not at all dangerous.

Wong Woos? Did they reopen that restaurant?

They closed three years ago.

Gosh, has it been that long?

Well, I don't want Chinese food.

it is very kind of you worrying about me...

...but you are wrong regarding Vincent Ludwig.

He is a true gentleman. And very generous.

He just wants to talk to you To clarify any doubt...

...that you may have on him.

- When? - Tonight.

He wants them to meet in the corrals on 7th Street...

...near the 53rd Street entrance.

Okay, but promise me that you will be careful.

Sure, funny face. I will do it for you.

I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow.

Are you sure you don't want dinner?

LUDWIG MEAT PACKER

Ludwig!

Drebin?

Yes, I'm Drebin!

I have a message for you by Vincent Ludwig!

Take that, you scoundrel!

I'm sorry! I can't hear you!

Don't shoot while talking!

ATTENTION: WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE USING THE BATHROOM

DANGER TOXIC WASTE

It's over!

Drop the weapon! Hands up!

VIENNA ROOM: RECEPTION TO THE QUEEN GOLD ROOM: BAR MITZVAH LIPSCHITZ

Matthews, watch that side.

Adcock, see if there's anyone that looks suspicious.

- Ed. - Frank, what are you doing here?

I come from exchanging shots with one of Ludwig's goons.

They plan to do it here, tonight.

That's why they were trying to eliminate me.

We have to be alert.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Calm down. Don't worry.

- Nothing is going to happen. - I'm innocent.

Oh yes? And this?

Do you think we were born yesterday?

You didn't do anything, huh?

- I have rights! - Look, Ed.

He has a photo of your wife.

Ethel!

Someone else is dating with his wife?

Don't ask them. Let's go to the living room.

Are you having fun, dear?

Oh, Mr. Ludwig, I'm so excited.

I appreciate you inviting me.

The pleasure is mine, dear.

And maybe later we can...

-Drebin. - Frank!

They are both right. Are you surprised to see me, Mr. Ludwig?

This is not the time nor the place to talk.

We should have talked a long time ago.

I already took off my gloves. He will be relentless in this game.

It is the 4th. With 15 to go, and we are protecting the basket.

Mr. Drebin...

...if you have evidence, use it.

If not, I warn you to leave me alone...

...or I promise you that you will pay dearly for it.

Frank, what's wrong?

Many things, honey.

The meeting became in a shooting session...

...arranged by someone who has been teasing me...

...at the annual fool's convention.

I don't know what you're talking about.

From the date in the corral, hottie.

Don't you remember making that appointment?

But Mr. Ludwig said that you had canceled it.

- Believe me, I... - Tell me another one, sweetheart.

Frank, it's the truth.

It's true that "The policemen" and women don't mix."

It's like eating a spoonful of unclogging.

It cleans you, but leaves you empty inside.

Too bad, sugar powder.

we could have arrived to something together.

I just did what they ordered me.

- How to make love to me? - Frank!

That gets things done easier, princess.

And to think that I trusted you. I made a serious mistake.

- Take. I return this to you. -Whose is it?

- It doesn't matter. - Hey!

Take care, baby.

By the way, I faked all the orgasms.

Funny face!

And to commemorate our friendship, the city...

...of Los Angeles is proud to give to the royal family...

...this musket of the Revolution...

...generously donated by Mr. Vincent Ludwig.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.

It's disgusting how they fill the newspapers...

...of these things.

How far does journalism go?

You are lying...

...between the queen's legs, and that's what they call news.

They can't fire you from the police. It's not fair.

I know, Ed. Life isn't always fair.

Think about it. next time kill someone...

...they could arrest me.

Look at this!

The evidence that was missing in the Kelner case.

Gosh, he was innocent.

He went to the electric chair two years ago.

No way.

For what?

What use are these damn ones? awards and honorable mentions?

-Frank... - 20 years in the police...

That's not your desk.

I've been looking for you everywhere.

What are you doing here? Another errand for your boyfriend?

I looked for you last night. He even stopped by your house.

- Where have you been? - I went for a walk all night.

Listen to me. I have information important to you.

Believe me, there was never anything...

...between Vincent Ludwig and me. He likes Eastern Europeans.

- And you? -The policemen.

Calm down. Quiet.

- What is it about? - I heard Ludwig after the banquet.

You were right.

He plans to have the queen killed.

- Where? - In the baseball game.

The queen will go this afternoon as Ludwig's guest.

- I must go with him. - Are you telling us...

...that Ludwig is going to shoot the queen in front of 60,000 people?

No. He said he will make it a player in the seventh inning break.

The game will start in 20 minutes.

- I have to go there immediately. - I'll go with you.

No, better stay with Ludwig. This way I won't suspect anything.

You are right. Let's go.

Wait!

I've already put them in enough trouble.

I don't want them to take risks for me. I will go alone.

If this will make you come back to the police, we will go with you.

Want you to know...

...that I have loved you since the day I met you...

...and I will always love you.

- I am a very lucky woman. - Me too.

Buy their programs!

Good afternoon everyone.

We are broadcasting live the match in which...

...the California Angels will play against the Seattle Mariners...

...in a decisive confrontation for the league championship.

Hello friends. I'm Curt Gowdy.

I'm here with Jim Palmer, Tim McCarver, Dick Vitale...

...Mel Allen, Dick Enberg and Dr. Joyce Brothers...

...inviting you to join us in this important baseball game.

Yes, it's a very special game, Curt.

As we all know, attending Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.

And I am sure that Your Highness I'll enjoy this game, Jim.

All exits are covered.

I have to arrest Ludwig at the moment.

No. Without evidence, we have Let him take the first step.

Furthermore, with the mayor here, I would have you arrested.

- Stay hidden. - I have to eliminate the murderer...

...before the break of the seventh inning.

If Jane is right, could be one of those players.

I have to find a way to go down and register them.

Ladies and gentlemen, stand stand and welcome him...

...to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

One moment.

- Move. - These seats are occupied.

Is something wrong with you, dear?

- No. Why do you ask? She-she is very quiet.

She looks nervous.

You know how important What is this game for Los Angeles.

Why isn't he here? I don't like being made to wait.

Mr. Pallazzo, our main usher...

...will be here in 2 minutes to take it to the garden.

- Please wait here. - It should have arrived already!

- Do you understand? - Yes, sir. He will come immediately.

I won't wait for it He will wait for me.

-Say him. - Mr. Pallazzo?

I'm the head usher. I come to take it...

Excuse me.

�Mr. Pallazzo?

-Yes? - I'm the main usher.

One second.

Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf...

...from Los Angeles, California and the city of Los Angeles...

...on the occasion of the royal visit of his Majesty, let us give him...

...welcome to the renowned singer Enrico Pallazzo.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us honor to the United States of America.

Mr. Pallazzo will sing our national anthem.

"You can't see...

...at dawn...

...what we proudly hail...

...during twilight?

The bright stripes and stars...

...in the dangerous night...

...we watch over the walls.

The red glow of rockets.

And the bombs in the air.

They tested him at night...

...that we still had a flag.

Let our flag wave...

...especially what is free.

In the home of the earth.

And the land of the people...

Free!

Don't move!

While the crowd calms down...

...we will wait for the beginning of today's game.

Excuse me...

...could you tell me If this is an official bat?

The queen's visit attracted to many people. We broke the record.

And while the fans waiting for the first release...

...they are enjoying the Angelvision from the stadium...

...which shows you some moments memorable baseball ones.

I'm sorry, friends.

What did you think of that?

Ladies and gentlemen, here they come...

...your Angels of California!

UNBURIED DOGS

When the Angels come out to the garden...

...we are ready for the ceremony of the first launch.

The Queen of England I will throw the first ball.

What do you think of the queen?

Let's give him a big applause.

We are ready for the start from today's game...

...and I'm sure that those nice ladies agree.

Of course, they are the wives of the players...

...who came to enjoy of the game with us.

What do you say, Cummings? Are we going to do it today?

"Do what?" Ah! Let the game begin!

Frank!

It's Frank!

And the game begins.

Dave Spiwack, ready to face Jay Johnstone.

Nothing to report so far, boss.

Don't worry, Al.

If one of those players He's the killer, Frank will find him...

...even if he has to register each one of them.

Hi, friend. Everything okay?

Let's see if that uniform is on properly.

It looks good here. Let's see, now the shirt.

A large one would look better on you.

A little tight in the crotch.

Very good.

Ready.

Let the game begin!

The batter!

Passed?

Yes!

Past two!

Past three!

You are clean.

- Have you found it yet? - No. I already registered almost everyone.

Yes, I saw you. Only one left out...

...before the break of the seventh inning.

You will see that my men are alert, but you will have to stop them.

Don't let it happen the third "Out."

OK.

The player between second and third of the Mariners, Armando Crisoni.

Ball.

Ball?

Ball.

Catch it!

- Play along! - Run!

Go to the target base!

Don't leave it!

- Safe! - How safe?

- I can't believe it! - I have three balls in my hand!

- How? - To second base!

The catcher throws the ball...

...and they have Crisoni stuck between first and second.

What the hell are you doing?

What?

You shouldn't do that!

Wait a moment!

Enough! Give me that ball!

Do you want her?

You're going to pay me!

I know it's hard to believe...

...but it seems that the referees They have Crisoni from one place to another.

- Safe! - Safe?

What did you think of that?

- I was out! - Safe!

- I was safe! - I was out!

That's something that I had never seen.

What are you doing? I was out!

I was out! I never touched him with the ball!

idiot! �I was out when he got out of line!

You've had me enough! Get out of here!

What?

You cannot remove the referee from the game.

Oh, right? You're out!

- Does not understand... - Wait a minute!

Until the one who keeps the score He says he was out...

...and it's up there.

Heavens! It's the third one out!

I have to kill the queen.

I have to kill the queen.

Frank! He is the right fielder!

You are the blindest referee that I have seen in my life!

- What game are you watching? - What game are you in?

- As you say. - I was safe.

Now I'll take you for a ride.

And to think that he respected him. How could she do something so cruel?

She was very easy, dear.

Spent 2 years as a contractor in construction.

Let's go, in silence.

- Look! Let's destroy it! - Hit Reggie!

Beat him to death!

Kick him in the balls!

I have to kill the queen.

The referee...

...he saved the queen's life!

It's not the referee, Your Honor.

It's Enrico Pallazzo!

Drebin!

Help! Frank!

Help me!

Stop, Ludwig!

- Stay where you are, Drebin. - He has a gun.

I know.

You ruined my life, Drebin. Now I'll ruin yours.

- Leave that girl alone! - I will. I will kill you.

I see.

We'll both play the game!

- I killed him. - No.

He's just stunned. It will be fine in a few minutes.

Well.

Frank!

This is horrible.

Horrible!

I know, Ed.

My father died the same way.

I must kill Frank Drebin.

I must kill Frank Drebin.

No, don't shoot.

Jane...

It's me.

Funny face.

- I must kill Frank Drebin. - Look!

- Up there! - You love Frank Drebin.

And Frank Drebin loves you.

Jane, listen to me.

If you don't love me, it's better Pull that trigger...

...Because without you...

...I do not want to live.

I finally found someone Who can I love?

Good, clean love...

...without tools.

I must kill Frank Drebin.

It's a world turned upside down.

Maybe our problems are not more than a bunch of beans...

...but this is our lot, and these are our beans.

Since I met you I noticed things that I had never noticed...

...birds singing, dew shining in a newly formed leaf...

...traffic lights.

I must kill...

This morning I bought you something. It's not much...

...but it's pretty good for the salary of an honest policeman.

It's an engagement ring.

I would have given it to you sooner, but...

...I wanted to wait until we were alone.

- I must... - I love you, Jane.

Oh, Frank.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry for yelling at you yesterday.

Really.

Drebin... I was wrong about you.

This city, and the whole world...

...they are indebted to you. - Thank you, Madam Mayor.

And on Monday morning we want see him in the police squad...

...with a promotion to captain, of course.

- Mayor... - Don't thank me.

There is someone who wants to give you thanks to you.

- Nordberg! - Hi, friend.

The doctor says he will be standing and like new in a week.

And back to the police.

How wonderful!

Everyone should have a friend like you.

Subs By Pablo Fantini