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My name is Regitze and I am an alcoholic.

Hi Regitze.

I have been sober for 16 months and 2 days.

Is it comme il faut to wear white when getting married for the second time?

That would probably be a fake content declaration.

- Can't you just zip up? - I hope this is the last time.

Simon is a keeper. He is much better for you than Jeppe.

It was difficult to be married to Jeppe when you feel morally ...

- There we are. - What do you think?

If one had the arms for it, it would be a fine wedding dress.

I guess I need a refill.

You could put a bolero around your shoulders so people don't get distracted.

Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change ...

... courage to change the things I can ...

... and wisdom to see the difference. Thanks.

If it was up to me, you wouldn't have been relegated to third clarinet.

But it's out of my hands.

But it's out of my hands. It's out...

How long time do you need in here?

- I want to talk to you. - Me too. Can I borrow your bike?

- Yes, is there something wrong with your own? - It's punctured.

I'm going to visit my mother. Can I borrow that bike or not?

Of course. You just have to pick it up yourself at the concert hall.

Why would you humiliate yourself by attending that wedding?

- I promised Alma to come. - Do you just want to stare while she says yes?

Yes, because that's what you do when you're an adult.

You take responsibility even when you are confronted with defeat.

That's what I wanted to talk about with you.

- What? - For the bike. The key.

- In the hallway... - Thank you.

Men ...

Coo-coo. Hi.

- Wow. Impressive. - Yes.

Hello.

- How beautiful you look. - Thanks. You do too.

- It's a beautiful wedding dress. - Yes, I'm using the casual style.

- That works out really well. - Thanks.

You are three hours early for it.

I just have to do some work before the festivities.

- Would you like to help with setting the tables? - No mom. Jeppe has to work.

Gitze has found the most inept staff.

- Yes... - You really don't need to.

We need red and white wine glasses on the tables.

Hello Bo. I didn't know you would come today.

I'd rather be sterilized with a chainsaw than see you getting married.

I can understand, why you hang your head down.

It must be difficult to be demoted to third clarinet.

- What the hell are you talking about? - Didn't Jeppe tell you?

I was sure you knew. The whole orchestra knows.

Bo...

I'm sorry you have to find out this way.

And even on my wedding day.

Jeppe! Have I been demoted to third clarinet?

- What? - Have I been demoted?

- Shouldn't we go up to my office? - Don't you touch me.

- Answer my question. - I'm very sorry, Bo.

It was an order from above on top of the well-being measurements.

I've accepted oceans of shit ...

... from all possible degenerate employees in this messed-up house.

But to hear from Simon that I have been demoted ...

... because you, my friend, didn't have the guts to say it ...

... is the most disappointing and humiliating thing I have ever experienced.

I didn't say anything to Simon. It must come from Gertrud.

- Fuck you, man. - Bo!

You know what? I quit!

Then you can sit in your economist-union-apartment and rot alone!

The bartender has called in sick. Can you lend a hand?

For the party?

Yes, and dinner of course. Yes?

- Bo? - Hi Mom.

Where are you? Has something happened to my little first clarinet?

No, I'm fine. I'm coming out to you now, right?

See you in a bit.

You are standing here today because you wanted to say yes to marriage ...

... and yes to each other.

Marriage presupposes a promise of a life together in mutual love ...

... helpfulness and tolerance in all aspects of life.

I now ask you, Regitze R�rb�l Christiansen ...

... whether you will marry Simon Addleston Elliott?

Yes.

Similarly, I ask you, Simon Addleston Elliott ...

... whether you want to marry Regitze R�rb�l Christiansen?

It would be my honor.

I've been sitting and sweating for an hour and a half.

Why are you sitting inside with a fur hat on?

What are you talking about? It's a wig.

Hjalte was so nice to help me find the right one.

- Where are you going? - We're going to the cemetery.

Call a taxi.

Cheers!

I didn't know you worked here.

- There's a lot you don't know about me. - That sounds exciting, Jeppe.

- Is there anything I can offer you? - What can you offer?

I can offer a fresh Italian ...

... and then I can offer a sour Frenchman.

Then I'll go with the Italian.

My dear Regitze. Beethoven once said:

"Eine falsche Note zu spielen ist unwichtig ...

... aber ohne Leidenschaft zu spielen ist unverzeihlich."

"To play wrong notes is insignificant ...

... but to play without passion is inexcusable."

I have tried to live by that in my life.

Playing with passion. Living with passion.

When I met you, my Gitze ...

... I met a woman who had lost her passion.

You were like a desert and I was like a waterfall ...

... that made the barren and dry land fertile again.

It was a violent meeting ...

... between our two souls and bodies.

We surrendered to the passion.

This is where the two of us will lie, Bo.

Have you bought a burial plot for both of us?

I have paid in advance for 80 years. After that you can extend...

I wrote a list of the hymns to be sung ...

... and talked to "Promenade" about coffee and a bite of bread after the funeral.

It shouldn't be festive, Bo.

There is no need to celebrate my passing.

I'll make sure the atmosphere gets really bad.

Jeppe? Will you meet me in the kitchen in five minutes?

Yes.

- You don't have to be here anymore. - I'll hide a bit.

- What would you like? - To get away from here.

- Oh, We're out of that! - Jeppe, my friend!

- Simon. - Now we are one big, happy family.

I am proud of you. The way you have dealt with it all.

I couldn't have done it.

I'm too much of an alpha male to let a stranger take my family.

- We have to dance now. - I'm talking to Jeppe.

You can't say no to dancing with your husband.

Mette?

- I just thought you didn't come. - You said five minutes.

- Now you're here. - Here I am.

This just goes a little fast.

No ... No, Mette. This doesn't work.

But why are you here, Jeppe?

Mette, I think you are a super talented psychologist.

I am so happy about our collaboration.

But I think we should keep it on a professional level.

- On a professional level? - Yes.

But you're the one who's been flirting with me all evening.

Ah...

Okay.

You are so passive-aggressive.

You've been gaslighting me all night.

Do you like playing with women's emotions?

- Are you a sociopath? - No, I'm not.

You really have a perverted relationship with women.

No, I love women in an unperverted way.

I have respect for what women historically have been through.

Ew. Make sure the board doesn't hear about your behavior.

Mette, I'm sorry. I read the stuation completely wrong.

- Where have you been? - I had to fix something.

There are empty glasses everywhere and dirty crockery.

Unbelievable that one ends up having to deal with everything.

- It has to be now. - Elisabeth!

How about you leave me alone for once?

Why the hell are you running around in a white dress to your daughter's wedding?

Think about your own daughter instead of being up your own ass.

Did you hear how he spoke to me?

We have sat here many times over the years.

All the good memories, right?

It's hard for both of us, Bo.

But I find some peace in knowing that we have reached the goal.

That you succeeded in becoming first clarinet.

You have fought so uncompromisingly and hard for it.

I am proud like a Pope. I think about this before I close my eyes at night.

I can understand that.

- So. - Yes.

- Bon appetite. - Merci beaucoup.

Mussels.

Didn't you order a little too much? We also get a main course and dessert.

It's the last time we eat here, so there mustn't be anything missing.

#How does it feel to be so sexy?

#I'm guessing it's a lot of fun.

#Why don't we two elope to Mexi- co, where we could frolic in the sun?

I apologize about this scene with your mother. Is she okay?

Yes, she sits with Simon and plays the piano.

What about you?

What about me?

Are you okay?

Or maybe you'd like Hawaii? To show that bum off on the beach.

Maybe you'd prefer Versailles?

I'm sure the queen there loves your peach.

Come travel high on this wedding day express.

Let me take your hand, I'll lead the way as we travel in excess.

We'll travel high, travel wide.

Go far together all the way.

How does it feel to be so sexy?

- I have to go back before the wedding waltz. - Yes, that's probably a good idea.

I can't get this to close properly.

There.

- Dad, I'm tired. - Alma is completely exhausted.

- Shall we go home? - Yes.

- I understand. - It's alright.

Then get home safely, you two beautiful people.

- Congratulations. - Jeppe...

Thank you for taking Alma even though it is our week.

I think we're not going to get much sleep, if you understand.

Yes I understand.

No, it's the bridal waltz. I am off. See you.

What do you say, Alma? Shall we ride off into the sunset like a couple of cowboys?

- Aren't you too old for that? - If I'm too old?

- Aren't you too old? - No, I think not.

So let's see if I can pull it off.

Alma! Is that the wedding cake?

- May I enter? - Yes of course.

Bo...

You really have to excuse for that demotion.

It was Gertrud's way of getting you to quit.

If you quit, they've got what they want.

I also decided to stay in the orchestra.

As the third clarinet. But it's only until I beat Simon in the competition.

I am infinitely better than him. I'm the best in the orchestra.

Thank you for lending the bike.

You'll probably have to go to a bike smith, because it can't run.

- Have you crashed? - I came to smash it.

I did it with full deliberation.

- You won't do that again, will you? - No I won't.

I got you.

So, Mrs. Simon Elliott.

Now your husband demands his right with his bridal intercourse.

Yes, sir.

I'll be right back.

So you can take off your dress in the meantime.

I'll be right back.

And he's back.

Hey Baby?

Honey? Hello?

Darling?

Honey?