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SPACE.
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IT SEEMS
TO GO ON AND ON FOREVER
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BUT THEN YOU GET TO THE END
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AND A GORILLA STARTS
THROWING BARRELS AT YOU.
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AND THAT'S
HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME.
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YOU STINK, LOSER.
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HEY, FRY!
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PIZZA GOING OUT.
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COME ON!
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TSK, TSK, TSK.
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MICHELLE, BABY,
WHERE YOU GOING?
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IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY.
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I PUT YOUR STUFF OUT
ON THE SIDEWALK!
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I HATE MY LIFE,
I HATE MY LIFE, I HATE MY LIFE.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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HELLO!
PIZZA DELIVERY!
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FOR, UH...
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"I.C. WIENER"?
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OH, CRUD.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT
BY THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
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I'D BE THE ONE
MAKING THE CRANK CALLS.
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HERE'S TO ANOTHER
LOUSY MILLENNIUM.
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TEN!
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NEUF!
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OTTO!
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SABAA!
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EKSI!
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WU!
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CHAAR!
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THATHU!
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NI!
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ONE!
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WHAT TH...
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WHEW.
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MY GOD.
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IT'S THE FUTURE.
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MY PARENTS.
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MY COWORKERS.
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MY GIRLFRIEND.
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I'LL NEVER SEE
ANY OF THEM AGAIN.
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YA-HOO!
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WELCOME!
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TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO SAY IT THAT WAY?
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A
LITTLE THING CALLED SHOWMANSHIP?
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COME! YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!
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HAVE A NICE FUTURE.
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COOL. JUST LIKE IN STAR TREK.
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OH!
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GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
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MMM...
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NAME?
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UH... FRY.
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I'M LEELA.
NOW, IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE
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SO I'D LIKE TO DECIDE
YOUR FATE QUICKLY
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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AS LONG AS IT'S NOT
ABOUT MY EYE.
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UH...
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IS IT ABOUT MY EYE?
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SORT OF.
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JUST ASK THE QUESTION.
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WHAT'S WITH THE EYE?
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I'M AN ALIEN,
ALL RIGHT?
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LET'S DROP
THE SUBJECT.
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COOL. AN ALIEN.
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HAS YOUR RACE TAKEN
OVER THE EARTH?
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NO. I JUST WORK HERE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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IS THAT BLIMP
ACCURATE?
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YUP. IT'S
DECEMBER 31, 2999.
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MY GOD.
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A MILLION YEARS.
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I'M SURE THIS MUST
BE VERY UPSETTING FOR YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT SHOULD BE
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BUT ACTUALLY I'M GLAD.
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I HAD NOTHING TO LIVE
FOR IN MY OLD LIFE.
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I WAS BROKE,
I HAD A HUMILIATING JOB
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AND I WAS BEGINNING TO SUSPECT
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MY GIRLFRIEND
MIGHT BE CHEATING ON ME.
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WELL, AT LEAST HERE
YOU'LL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY.
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NOW, STRIP NAKED AND GET
ON THE PROBULATOR.
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OOH!
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INTERESTING.
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YOUR DNA TEST SHOWS
ONE LIVING RELATIVE.
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HE'S YOUR GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
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GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT NEPHEW.
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THAT'S GREAT. WHAT'S
THE LITTLE GUY'S NAME?
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PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH.
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EW.
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YOU KNOW, I'M THE LUCKIEST
GUY IN THE WHOLE FUTURE.
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I'VE BEEN GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE
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AND THIS TIME, I'M NOT GOING
TO BE A TOTAL LOSER.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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YOUR PERMANENT
CAREER ASSIGNMENT.
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DELIVERY BOY?
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NO! NOT AGAIN.
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PLEASE, ANYTHING ELSE.
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TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF ME.
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YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
THE JOB YOU'RE BEST AT
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JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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WHAT IF I REFUSE?
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- THEN YOU'LL BE FIRED.
- FINE.
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OUT OF A CANNON
INTO THE SUN.
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- BUT I DON'T LIKE
BEING A DELIVERY BOY.
- WELL, THAT'S TOUGH.
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LOTS OF PEOPLE
DON'T LIKE THEIR JOBS
BUT WE DO THEM ANYWAY.
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"YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO."
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NOW HOLD OUT YOUR HAND.
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I'M GOING TO IMPLANT
YOUR CAREER CHIP.
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IT'LL PERMANENTLY LABEL YOU
AS A DELIVERY BOY.
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KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
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HOLD STILL, DAMN IT!
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I DON'T HAVE
GOOD DEPTH PERCEPTION.
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YOU'VE GOT TO THE COUNT OF FIVE
TO LET ME OUT OF HERE.
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ONE...
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SEE YOU IN A THOUSAND YEARS.
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YOU OWE ME ONE.
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WHOA.
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RADIO CITY MUTANT HALL.
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COOL.
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UH, CROSS-TOWN EXPRESS.
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WHOO-HOO!
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YAAH...
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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OOMP!
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PFFT.
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TOURIST.
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HEY, A PHONE BOOTH.
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I CAN CALL MY NEPHEW.
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WHOA. A REAL-LIVE ROBOT.
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OR IS THAT SOME KIND
OF CHEESY NEW YEAR'S COSTUME?
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BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS.
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IT DOESN'T LOOK
SO SHINY TO ME.
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SHINIER THAN YOURS, MEAT BAG.
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LISTEN, BUDDY, I'M
IN A HURRY HERE.
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LET'S TRY FOR A TWOFER.
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PLEASE SELECT MODE OF DEATH:
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"QUICK AND PAINLESS"
OR "SLOW AND HORRIBLE."
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YEAH, I'D LIKE TO
PLACE A COLLECT CALL.
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YOU HAVE SELECTED
"SLOW AND HORRIBLE."
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GREAT CHOICE.
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BRING IT ON, BABY!
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COME ON. COME ON!
KILL ME ALREADY.
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BY THE WAY,
MY NAME'S BENDER.
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HELP! WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
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YOU ARE NOW DEAD.
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THANK YOU FOR USING
STOP-AND-DROP...
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AMERICA'S FAVORITE
SUICIDE BOOTH SINCE 2008.
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LOUSY, STINKING RIP-OFF.
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WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
ELSE PLANNED FOR TODAY.
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LET'S GO GET DRUNK.
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TWO, THREE... HEY.
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WELCOME TO
THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.
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SHUT UP, TERRY.
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THIS IS
UNACCEPTABLE, LEELA.
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YOU MUST FIND THIS MR. FRY
AND INSTALL HIS CHIP.
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LOOK, HE'S JUST A NOBODY
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WHO DOESN'T WANT
TO BE A DELIVERY BOY.
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I'D REALLY RATHER NOT
FORCE IT ON HIM.
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WELL, THAT'S YOUR JOB
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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AND IT'S MY JOB
TO MAKE YOU DO YOUR JOB
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WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT...
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WHICH I DO... VERY MUCH.
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NOW, GET TO WORK!
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LIFE IS GOOD.
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WHY WOULD A ROBOT
NEED TO DRINK?
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I DON'T NEED
TO DRINK.
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I CAN QUIT
ANYTIME I WANT.
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SO, THEY MADE YOU
A DELIVERY BOY, HUH?
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MAN, THAT'S AS BAD AS MY JOB.
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REALLY? WHAT DO YOU DO, BENDER?
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I'M A BENDER... I BEND GIRDERS.
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THAT'S ALL I'M PROGRAMMED TO DO.
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YOU ANY GOOD AT IT?
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YOU KIDDING?
I WAS A STUD.
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I COULD BEND A GIRDER
TO ANY ANGLE.
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30 DEGREES...
32 DEGREES...
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YOU NAME IT.
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31... BUT I COULDN'T
GO ON LIVING
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ONCE I FOUND OUT
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WHAT THE GIRDERS
WERE FOR.
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WHAT?
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SUICIDE BOOTHS.
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WELL, FRY, IT WAS
A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
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I'M GOING TO
GO KILL MYSELF.
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WAIT...
YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE.
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YOU REALLY WANT A ROBOT
FOR A FRIEND?
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YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS SIX.
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WELL, OKAY.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
PEOPLE THINKING
WE'RE ROBOSEXUALS
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SO IF ANYONE ASKS,
YOU'RE MY DE-BUGGER.
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OH, NO, IT'S THE CYCLOPS.
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DON'T LOOK.
DON'T LOOK!
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I'M NOT LOOKING.
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THIS IS OFFICER 1-B-D-I
REQUESTING BACKUP.
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WE'LL BE THERE
IN FIVE MINUTES.
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WE CAN HIDE IN HERE.
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IT'S FREE ON TUESDAYS.
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WELCOME TO THE HEAD MUSEUM.
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I'M LEONARD NIMOY.
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SPOCK?
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HEY, DO THE THING.
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I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
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THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE.
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WHAT DO YOU HEADS
DO ALL DAY?
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WE SHARE OUR WISDOM
WITH THOSE WHO SEEK IT.
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IT'S A LIFE OF QUIET DIGNITY.
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FEEDING TIME.
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HMM...
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I'M SORRY, FRY
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BUT I HAVE TO INSTALL
YOUR CAREER CHIP.
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YEAH, WELL IF YOU'RE SORRY
THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
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IT'S MY JOB.
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YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
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WATCH IT.
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THAT'S IT.
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YOU JUST MADE MY LIST.
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OW, OOH, OW, OW, OOH!
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STOP IT!
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DOWN BOY!
BAD PRESIDENT.
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ALL RIGHT, BUDDY,
STEP AWAY FROM THE HEAD.
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I'M GOING TO GET
24th CENTURY
ON HIS ASS.
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PLEASE, OFFICERS,
THERE'S NO NEED TO USE FORCE.
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LET US HANDLE THIS,
WEIRDIE.
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OH, COME ON.
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HE'S JUST A POOR KID
FROM THE STUPID AGES.
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KEEP YOUR BIG NOSE
OUT OF THIS, EYEBALL.
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NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY NOSE.
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YEE-AAH!
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OOH!
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DAMN.
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YOU GUYS WERE
TOTALLY OUT
OF CONTROL.
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THAT'S OUR JOB.
WE'RE PEACE OFFICERS.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW THE LAW...
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YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
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OH, WE'RE TRAPPED.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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YOU'RE A BENDER, RIGHT?
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00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,228
WE CAN GET
OUT OF HERE
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00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:07,712
IF YOU JUST
BEND THE BARS.
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DREAM ON, SKIN TUBE.
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00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,300
I'M ONLY PROGRAMMED TO BEND
FOR CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSES.
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00:14:12,369 --> 00:14:14,352
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
A DE-BENDER?
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00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,521
WHO CARES WHAT YOU'RE
PROGRAMMED FOR.
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IF SOMEONE PROGRAMMED YOU
TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
WOULD YOU DO IT?
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00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:22,010
I'LL HAVE TO
CHECK MY PROGRAM.
246
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,027
YEP.
247
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OPEN UP.
248
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COME ON, BENDER.
IT'S UP TO YOU
249
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TO MAKE
YOUR OWN DECISIONS IN LIFE.
250
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:31,135
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES
PEOPLE AND ROBOTS
251
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,087
FROM ANIMALS
AND ANIMAL ROBOTS.
252
00:14:33,156 --> 00:14:35,824
YOU'RE FULL
OF CRAP, FRY.
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00:14:38,195 --> 00:14:41,112
YOU MAKE A PERSUASIVE
ARGUMENT, FRY.
254
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COME ON, BENDER.
255
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YOU CAN DO IT.
256
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,471
CAN'T...
257
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I CAN'T DO IT.
258
00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:54,375
YES!
259
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,344
YOU WERE RIGHT, FRY.
260
00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:00,481
FROM NOW ON,
I'M GOING TO BEND WHAT I WANT
261
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,250
WHEN I WANT, WHO I WANT.
262
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,420
I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
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00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,323
AAH.
264
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:17,175
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID THAT.
265
00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:18,927
YEE-AAH!
266
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,704
- WAIT!
- NO, THANKS.
267
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:33,513
LOOKS LIKE ONE OF US WILL
HAVE TO BEND THIS GRATE.
268
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,667
OH.
269
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:46,927
GOOD LORD.
270
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,929
WHAT IS THIS?
271
00:15:48,998 --> 00:15:52,934
IT'S THE DECAYING RUINS
OF OLD NEW YORK.
272
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:54,618
WELCOME HOME, PAL.
273
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,955
IT'S MY OLD
NEIGHBORHOOD.
274
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,958
MAN, THIS BRINGS BACK
A LOT OF MEMORIES.
275
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,038
KEEP 'EM TO
YOURSELF, POPS.
276
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,979
THIS IS WHERE
I BROUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND
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00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,949
ON OUR VERY FIRST DATE.
278
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,293
MY GOD.
SHE'S GONE.
279
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:22,296
EVERYONE I EVER KNEW
OR CARED ABOUT IS GONE.
280
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,231
WAIT. THERE'S
SOMEONE YOU KNOW.
281
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,779
OH... CAN'T YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
282
00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,831
I'M MISERABLE
ENOUGH ALREADY.
283
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,540
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S
NOT MUCH CONSOLATION
284
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:34,742
BUT I UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU FEEL.
285
00:16:34,811 --> 00:16:37,995
NO, YOU DON'T.
I'VE GOT NO HOME, NO FAMILY.
286
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:39,330
NO FRIENDS.
287
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,131
MY WHOLE WORLD IS GONE.
288
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,945
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
UNDERSTAND
289
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,030
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE SO ALONE.
290
00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:46,437
I UNDERSTAND.
291
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,706
I'M THE ONLY ONE-EYED ALIEN
ON THIS WHOLE PLANET.
292
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,243
MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME HERE
AS A BABY
293
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,546
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT GALAXY THEY WERE FROM.
294
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,664
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS
TO BE ALONE.
295
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:01,352
LOOK, LEELA
296
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:05,156
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD,
BUT... YOU OBVIOUSLY DO
297
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,690
SO I GIVE UP.
298
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,911
IF YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD
BE A DELIVERY BOY, I'LL DO IT.
299
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,670
YOUR CHIP.
300
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,422
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
301
00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:22,623
QUITTING.
302
00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:23,974
WHY?
303
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,976
BECAUSE I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO.
304
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,963
I JUST NEVER REALIZED IT
UNTIL I MET YOU.
305
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,548
WHAT IS THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
306
00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:38,238
I JUST WANTED TO BE
PART OF THE MOMENT.
307
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,576
HEY! HE STOLE
MY RING.
SORRY.
308
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:45,446
WELL, THAT SOLVES THE MYSTERY
OF THE MISSING RING.
309
00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:47,414
THIS CALLS FOR A DRINK.
310
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,151
I DON'T WANT
TO SPOIL THE PARTY
311
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,520
BUT WE'RE ALL
JOB DESERTERS NOW.
312
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,790
WE'RE UNEMPLOYED
AND WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
313
00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,552
WE'RE UNEMPLOYED
314
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,694
BUT WE HAVE A DODDERING OLD
RELATIVE TO MOOCH OFF OF.
315
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,100
HELLO. I'M DICK CLARK'S HEAD.
316
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,902
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL
YEAR 3000 EDITION
317
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,904
OF NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE.
318
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:18,428
WHO ARE YOU?
319
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,214
I'M YOUR DEAR
OLD UNCLE FRY.
320
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:22,099
I DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE FRY.
321
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,216
YOU DO NOW.
322
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:30,474
BY GOD, I AM
YOUR NEPHEW.
323
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,610
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
324
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,178
CAN WE HAVE
SOME MONEY?
325
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,380
OH, MY, NO.
326
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,750
LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
327
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,803
THAT'S MY LAB TABLE AND
THIS IS MY WORK STOOL
328
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,856
AND OVER THERE IS MY
INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP
329
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,292
AND HERE'S WHERE I KEEP
ASSORTED LENGTHS OF WIRE.
330
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,378
WHOA.
331
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:53,430
A REAL LIVE SPACESHIP.
332
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,248
I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.
333
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:56,584
LET ME SHOW YOU
334
00:18:56,652 --> 00:19:00,487
SOME OF THE DIFFERENT
LENGTHS OF WIRE I USED.
335
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,222
ATTENTION, JOB DESERTERS!
336
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,191
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
337
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,593
WE HAVE YOU
PARTIALLY SURROUNDED.
338
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,963
NO!
339
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:11,314
GET THOSE BUMS.
340
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,717
WELL, WE'RE BONED.
341
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,002
CAN'T WE GET AWAY
IN THE SHIP?
342
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,138
I SUPPOSE IT IS
TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE
343
00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:21,125
THOUGH I AM ALREADY
IN MY PAJAMAS.
344
00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:28,132
I'LL GET US OUT OF HERE.
345
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,523
CAN ANYONE DRIVE STICK?
346
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,791
I CAN...
347
00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:40,227
AS LONG AS I DON'T
HAVE TO PARALLEL PARK.
348
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:52,072
IF THEY TRY TO TAKE OFF,
GIVE 'EM AN ASS FULL OF LASER.
349
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,610
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF.
350
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:57,628
TEN...
351
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,740
NINE!
352
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,047
AMANIA!
353
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,248
SEVEN!
354
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,034
FIVE!
355
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,169
FOUR.
356
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,520
THREE.
357
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:07,589
TWO.
358
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,655
ONE!
359
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,724
BLAST OFF!
360
00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:13,660
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
361
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,267
FIRE. FIRE!
362
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,104
I CAN'T SEE NOTHIN'.
363
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:25,405
PRETTY, THOUGH.
364
00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:29,671
W-WHA... HEY,
HEY! WHOA!
365
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,806
PHEW.
366
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,940
YEAH!
367
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:40,421
SO, I GUESS WITHOUT JOBS,
WE'LL BE FUGITIVES FOREVER.
368
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,822
NOT NECESSARILY.
369
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,807
ARE YOU THREE,
BY ANY CHANCE
370
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,027
INTERESTED IN BECOMING
MY NEW SPACESHIP CREW?
371
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:48,179
NEW CREW?
372
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,092
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OLD CREW?
373
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,234
OH, THOSE POOR SONS OF...
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
374
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,902
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
I NEED A NEW CREW.
375
00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:57,637
ANYONE INTERESTED?
376
00:20:57,706 --> 00:20:58,939
YES. YES!
377
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,442
THAT'S EXACTLY THE JOB
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
378
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,338
THANKS FOR THE
OFFER, PROFESSOR
379
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,813
BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE
PROPER CAREER CHIPS.
380
00:21:05,882 --> 00:21:07,547
OH, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
381
00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:09,983
AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,
I SAVED THE CHIPS
382
00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:11,851
FROM MY PREVIOUS CREW.
383
00:21:14,891 --> 00:21:16,006
THIS IS AWESOME.
384
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,886
ARE WE GOING
TO FLY THROUGH SPACE
385
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,760
FIGHTING MONSTERS AND TEACHING
ALIEN WOMEN TO LOVE?
386
00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:24,164
IF BY THAT YOU MEAN
TRANSPORTING CARGO, THEN YES.
387
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:28,235
IT'S A LITTLE HOME BUSINESS
I STARTED TO FUND MY RESEARCH.
388
00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:30,504
COOL. WHAT'S MY JOB GOING TO BE?
389
00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:34,391
YOU'LL BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR ENSURING THAT THE CARGO
390
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,404
REACHES ITS
DESTINATION.
391
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,747
SO... I'M GOING TO BE A...
DELIVERY BOY?
392
00:21:39,816 --> 00:21:41,265
EXACTLY.
393
00:21:42,351 --> 00:21:43,667
ALL RIGHT!
394
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,336
I'M A DELIVERY BOY!
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