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- Didn't you hear?

I'm, uh...

I'm not-- I'm not really feeling this last line.

- Did we cut? - Is this a series?

- You're not really feeling it?

- Um...

Could I just, like, try it another way

or, like, play with it a little bit?

- What-- What's wrong with the line?

- So you want my final words to be,

"The circus just left town, bitch."

- Yes. Yeah.

We probably won't even use it.

Just say it once as scripted,

and then we'll see what we can do.

- All right, picture's up. Slate in.

- I think I'm laying on a used needle.

- Here we go!

And...

- Didn't you hear?

- The circus just left town, bitch!

- Was that okay?

- It's perfect.

- Thank you.

- This is my favorite movie.

I've seen it a hundred times.

- Thanks.

- So, are you doing anything else coming out soon?

- Uh, I've got some things in the running.

We'll see.

- Well, you know, just stay positive.

- The circus just left town, bitch!

- Thanks. Bye.

- I kinda feel like a sex worker.

- Sex workers have job security.

- I couldn't pull off the barely legal thing anyway.

I sound like Tom fuckin' Waits.

- Well, at least you don't speak

at an octave that only dogs can hear.

- Who said that?

- Some asshole on the internet.

You know, the other day I found out that there was a blog

devoted to the fat rolls on my body.

- Wow. Nice.

- Yeah.

- I guess it's good that we can

at least make something doing this stuff.

Whatever this is.

- Speaking of, you know what I just found out?

- He's getting a fucking appearance fee

and a cut of the merch.

And meanwhile, I have to beg them

to even ask permission to use my fuckin' likeness

for a comic book or a video game or...

- You're talking about guaranteed minimums

like you're not the one who chose an indie horror film

over that national bank spot.

- Oh, you mean the ones that are funding

that oil pipeline through Native lands

and getting sued for legal overdraft fees?

- Yeah, well, their check would've cleared by now.

- Isn't the whole point of paying union dues

for them to protect me

instead of just kicking me off my fuckin' health insurance?

- I got another call coming in.

I'll see what I can do about the convention

but I'm not an appearance agent

so I'm not making any promises.

- Right.

♪ Boys fucking boys Fucking boys fucking boys ♪

♪ Girls fucking girls Fucking girls fucking girls ♪

♪ Boys fucking girls ♪

♪ Girls fucking boys Fucking girls ♪

♪ Who gives a fuck ♪

Good morning.

You look like an insect with that thing on.

- How else am I supposed to sleep with your jitterbug ass?

Literally all night long.

- That's what I do?

- Yeah.

- Are you venomous?

- Highly. I'm highly venomous. No.

- Don't bite me.

- What?

- I hate that thing. You know I hate that thing.

- What thing?

The prop?

- It's a prop that could literally slice our

jugulars open while I'm sleeping.

- I would never.

- Mm-hmm. Just get rid of it.

- I'm getting rid of it. I'm going.

It's going away.

It's gone.

- Ugh. Bible Bitch is at it again.

- Fuck her.

- Yeah, but does she not have anything better to do

with her time?

She just is so rude. Look at this.

- I'm an unsolicited comment on my appearance away

from going postal myself.

Wow.

- Wait.

Cross your fingers.

Hello?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

I thought they already casted that.

So, she's out and I'm in?

Thanks.

I booked it.

- What, the superhero one?

Wait, wait, I thought they gave it to that white girl

that talks like this all the time.

- Yeah, but she like posted some selfie

over at the Holocaust memorial and she got canceled.

- Oh, whatever. She's canceled. Now we can be happy.

Yay!

- I'm so happy for you!

- I have to go pack because I have fitting tomorrow

in London, which is crazy. Like...

- Oh my God! I'll get...

Whoa!

- Hey Siri, what's the weather like

in London right now?

Okay, so don't forget to water the plants and feed yourself.

- In that order?

- Oh, and the pool guys are coming next week

and I think we're almost outta coffee.

- I might not make it till you get back, if that's the case.

- Let me get that for you. - Thank you so much.

- The cops around here are really nice.

And you know where to find the Xannys, right?

The Adderall, if you need one or several.

- Hey, hey.

Kill it out there, okay?

- I think that that's more on brand for you, babe.

- Sorry, um, Jessica Jennings, right?

- Yeah, that's me.

- I hate to be that guy

but my wife and I are huge "Eternal Wake" fans.

- Oh, thank you!

- And you're somebody, too...

- Um, this is my friend Bowie.

- Who would it be cool to ask you

if I could take a picture?

For my wife.

- Of course. Yeah.

- Oh, hell yeah.

- Call me when you get there?

I love you...

So you're a killer,

but is there anything that can kill you?

- Curious about that myself.

I mean, the prospect of eternity

sounds pretty fucking boring, doesn't it?

Can you at least tell us

why you're here?

- Well, I'm a vampire.

Yeah, and?

- And you wanted to film me doing vampire stuff.

Is that right?

- Yeah, that's right.

I mean, that's the idea.

- What do you wanna see?

- I wanna see it all.

- As you wish.

- Cut, print, check the gate.

- Yeah? - Yeah. You killed it.

- All right.

Well, as long as it's tolerable, I guess,

with this material. - Of course.

I'm your good luck charm, remember?

- That is right. Who could forget?

- Cute.

- Oh yeah. That's the night we met.

- Wow. You don't waste any time now, do you?

- You know, you might be the only human

to slut shame me and live to tell the tale.

Oh, we got another one.

Look at that.

- "I got something you can do with that mouth.

"Make you gag on my cock till you beg me to stop

and rail you till you call me Daddy, you fucking cun--"

Okay, yeah, no. Oh. - Yeah.

These are married guys.

Like with kids. - Yeah.

- That one's actually an elected government official.

- Yeah, this is exactly why I don't do social media anymore.

- Some of 'em are nice.

Some of them are just shitty about my veganism.

Some of them just want feet pics.

- That's a pretty lucrative market.

- Yeah, tell me about it.

- From what I know. - Right.

From all your experience in the field.

Yeah, you could fund your movie with those things.

- I feel like my feet are more likely

to end up on Creepypasta.

- How's it going, by the way?

- They shot me down.

- What? I thought you were in prep.

- Yeah, they...

They want to cast a "name."

- Oh.

But, I mean...

- I really fought for you, Bowie.

- Congrats. I can't wait to see it.

- Yeah, I know you.

I know what you're thinking. - Do you?

- You want to go on a rant about my male privilege

and nepotism,

and the meritocracy is complete bullshit,

all the classic hits. - Am I ranting?

- And I've been working on this project

for like half a year now,

and I just don't see why you can't be happy

for me right now.

- I'm happy for you.

I mean, if my daddy was an investment banker,

I'd be even happier.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go.

- Ryan.

I'm sorry.

I just don't know why I'm not enough.

- You know that's not what it is, right?

Look, you're just in a lull period.

But in the meantime, why don't you just make your own shit?

- Yeah, it's really good advice.

- No, really.

Like, you know what they say.

Write what you know.

And when this movie's over,

I'll help you get yours out there.

- You would do that?

- Bowie,

I live for this shit.

- Hey Scott, this is Bowie Davidson.

This is from your coworkers, wishing you a happy birthday.

Hope it's killer!

Hey, Jeremy.

This is from the team telling you

that the circus has left town, bitch--

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I went too ♪

♪ Do you like me? ♪

♪ When I'm alone What do you see? ♪

♪ Who are we gonna blame now? ♪

♪ Who are we gonna blame now? ♪

♪ Oh, stop fucking with me Fine ♪

♪ Watch me ♪

♪ Fuck me ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I'm just falling into line ♪

♪ And we're in and out Of consistency ♪

♪ It's just fine to blame Other people ♪

♪ For your problems But we seek solutions ♪

♪ And you don't Wanna solve them ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ You're all mine ♪

♪ Watch me ♪

♪ Fuck me ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I'm just falling into line ♪

♪ Who are we gonna blame now? ♪

♪ Who are we gonna blame now? ♪

♪ Who are we gonna blame now? ♪

♪ You shove your hand In my mouth ♪

♪ Watch me ♪

♪ Fuck me ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I'm just falling into line ♪

Nice. Good fucking job.

Hmm.

♪ Do you like me? ♪

♪ When I'm alone What do you see? ♪

Hard to believe no one will hire this.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You wanna play?!

- Wait. Stop.

Wait. Stop, stop.

Stop.

I wasn't gonna hurt you, okay?

I swear.

I was just playing.

It was just a sick fantasy, okay?

I'm fucked up!

Okay?

I wasn't gonna hurt you.

Please don't hurt me.

Here. Here.

Here.

You can call the cops if you want, okay?

I promise I won't hurt you.

I swear. Please just...

I'll leave, I'll leave, okay?

I promise.

Just call the cops.

Fuck!

Fuck!

God damn it!

Fucking...

Fuck you, you fucking bitch!

Atlanta Police. Open up.

Police.

I'm Officer Aguire.

I was alerted of 911 call you placed that was disconnected.

Is everything okay?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everything-- Everything's fine.

There was a crazy fan here earlier when I called.

- You had someone inside your home?

- No.

No, he didn't get inside.

- Well, can you give me a description

of this individual, Miss...

- Davidson. Uh...

It was dark. I didn't get a good look.

White guy.

- So you're certain it was a male?

- I think so.

He was wearing a mask, so it was hard to tell.

- What kind of mask?

- A robbery mask.

Like black with the eye holes.

- How about how tall would you say this individual was?

- Uh... not-not too tall.

Not too short.

- If you had to guess.

- I don't know, how tall are you?

Like, your height?

- And you sure you haven't seen this person

since you called 911?

- No.

- No you're not sure, or no you haven't seen them?

- No, I haven't seen him.

He's... gone.

- Do you mind if I come inside, take a look around?

Just to make sure everything is okay?

- In the meantime, you could wait in my patrol car

where it's safe, just until I can clear the house.

- No, that's very kind. Um...

Thank you.

It-it's okay.

I checked all the windows.

I checked the doors.

I'm good.

But I'm so sorry to have wasted your time.

- I'll get it out as a suspicious person,

male build, in the area.

We'll keep an eye out for you.

- Thank you.

- If you see or hear anything concerning,

just give us a call.

- Yeah, yeah.

I'll call you.

Thank you.

- You have a nice night, miss.

- Yeah, you too.

Thanks.

It's your lucky day, baby.

- Holy shit.

Thank you.

- Another clown, huh?

- Yeah. Is that okay?

I just...

I got this.

- You call twice a week, and now you're shy?

- Yeah. No.

No, no, no, no.

- No more talking.

- That's what I was thinking, too.

Hey, should I follow you?

I'm just gonna follow you.

Hey, this is...

This is a weird place you got.

I'm kinda into it!

Hey, where'd you go?

- There he is.

- Oh, what the-

- Kind of you to join us.

We're just making a little motion picture here.

And this is a camera.

It's a series of mirrors and glass.

And it's showing your pretty face.

Look at that.

- Oh, it hurts.

- Your head hurt? - Uh-huh.

- Yeah, Sorry about that.

Art is pain sometimes.

So listen, I want you to have autonomy,

so I'm gonna take this thing off.

Don't make it weird, all right?

Blink if you understand.

- This is some kinky shit.

- Yeah, you could say that.

- Is that real?

- This? - Mm-hmm.

Okay, you're fuckin' psycho.

- You people think you can get away with anything.

And you're right, but we play by different rules in here.

Listen, um, so funny story.

I went through your DMs.

And, uh, and I'm a little confused

because I'm kind of old for your taste.

- That was...

Okay, that was a mistake.

I...

- Yeah. I feel like a mistake is something you do one time.

- Well...

Look...

Okay.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Right? 'Cause...

I'm not really like...

asking their age...

- You're not checking IDs at the door.

You're so silly.

- It's fun!

God damn!

Oh, fucking shit!

What the fuck?!

Oh!

- Hey, hey, hey.

Don't forget to smile for the camera.

You look so much prettier when you smile.

Okay. You know what?

You have a little bit of trouble taking direction.

Let's try something else, shall we?

Thumbs up if you're having fun.

- No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait!

- That went pretty well.

You know what?

One more for safety, okay?

- No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!

No, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

No, please don't!

No, no!

- Bowie...

You look...

- Femme enough for you?

- Oh yeah.

It's nice to see a woman who likes to take care of a man.

It's a rare thing these days.

No steak?

I am a red-blooded American boy.

- With needs.

Don't I know it.

- So Bowie, I take it the man of the house

is otherwise engaged this evening?

- That's very presumptive of you.

- Well, no offense, but you're not that big of a star.

But it's good that you found someone,

you're not leaching off the system.

You know, as much as I hate social media

for the way it suppresses free speech

and the way it might be turning my wife into a socialist,

how else would I be here,

now...

with you.

- How long have you been married?

- That's not something I wanna talk about.

- You brought her up, silly.

So, why me?

- Why you?

What can I say?

You're a beautiful girl.

- Well, what is it about me you like so much?

- I simply enjoy the company of beautiful women.

- Interesting.

You were very forward in your DMs.

- You were hot in that movie.

- There you go.

- And you're really hot right now.

- That's it.

- I've jerked off so many times looking at you.

- So you gonna fuck me, or what?

- Is that a camera?

- So?

- No, hold on...

- Buenos dias.

- What the fuck?

What the fuck is...

What is this?

Who are you?

Oh, no.

Oh.

- Listen, I got a question for you.

Do you think a sex tape would help your campaign?

- What the fuck are you doing?

Who-who put you up to this?

- Read this to me.

- What?

- Read it.

- Why?

- You really don't want me to ask you again.

- "I got something that you could do with that mouth.

"Make you gag on my cock till you beg me to stop

"and I'll rail you

till you call me Daddy, you fucking cunt."

- Mmm.

"Call me Daddy."

That's spicy. I like that.

- Please just take my wallet.

Take everything out of it.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I already did.

- You you can log onto my bank account.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You can have everything.

No, I already did all that. I already did all that.

- What I want is for you to whip out that hog

I've heard so much about

because you were gonna give it to me good.

- No, no, no.

Please.

- But all your interns have seen it.

- Those cases were dismissed.

I settled half of 'em outta court.

There's no--

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

God damn it. God damn it.

- I gotta tell you.

It's a sad looking dick.

What can we do about that?

- What the fuck?

Just...

My wife, my kids!

- Oh, I am doing them a favor.

- Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck.

- Call me Daddy.

- Jesus Christ.

Daddy!

Daddy, daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

Is that a camera?

- So?

- No!

My wife, my kids!

Daddy!

- We still need a third act, don't we?

♪ There's more love on the TV ♪

♪ I wish it was with me ♪

♪ But I don't love anyone ♪

♪ The way that I love you ♪

♪ The way that I love you ♪

♪ Your new girl, she hates me ♪

♪ She acts like You never dated me ♪

♪ Don't talk to me When you're talkin' to her ♪

♪ When you're talkin' to her ♪

♪ There's more love on the TV ♪

♪ I wish it was with me ♪

♪ But I don't love anyone ♪

♪ The way that I love you ♪

♪ The way that I love you ♪

♪ Your new girl, she hates me ♪

♪ She acts like You never dated me ♪

(handle rattling]

- What the fuck, Bowie?

- I always set my alarm off by accident.

It's really fuckin' stupid. - What the fuck is going on?

Were you hiding from me? - No, nothing.

- Jessica's freaking out. Why are you guys freaking out?

Don't raise your voice right now.

- I'm not raising my voice right now.

- Just come inside. Just get in here.

Stop yelling and just come inside.

- I'm not yelling, either.

- Just, look, I need space.

From everyone, okay?

- No. Okay, I get that.

But you could've just told me or Jessica.

- What are you, my fucking parole officer?

I don't like people just fucking showing up.

- I just needed to know that you were okay.

All right, if something happened to you...

- I can take care of myself.

- No, I...

I know that.

All right?

But I also know how you can spiral.

Especially when you're holed up in place like this

like you're fuckin' Citizen Kane in Xanadu.

- You put up with my bullshit very gracefully.

- I'd put up with anything.

- I've never been this close to your face.

- I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.

- I took your advice.

- I can't be held responsible for any advice I've given.

- I'm working on something.

- Oh my God.

Oh wow.

Oh my God. That's great.

Shit. Can I see it?

- Not yet.

But when it's done, I want you to be the first to.

- Absolutely. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

Do you wanna crash at my place?

Or, like, I could maybe crash here?

Like, on a couch or something.

Just so you don't have to be alone.

- I'll be okay.

Thanks.

- Um...

Why now?

- Bye, Ryan.

- Cute.

So do you work for her full-time?

- More of a freelancer.

- Smart girl.

You know, financial independence is the first step

toward total independence.

- And the reason why people hated whores

at the turn of the century.

- I am glad you reached out.

When you have the kind of reach she does,

you can corrupt people just as easily as inspire them.

- Well, as you can imagine,

there are a number of things we have to keep

out of the public eye.

If you know what I mean.

- Well, she certainly has no problem posting photos

where she's half naked or drinking at some party.

- It's the darker stuff actually. Yeah.

The drug use. Self harm.

Don't even get me started on her sexuality.

- Oh my.

Is she... a dyke?

- Worse.

Bisexual.

- So there's still hope.

- You can see why we need your help.

- You know, rehabilitation takes continued work

for the rest of your life, but it can be done.

I'm 12 years sober myself, so I should know.

I didn't wanna be rude.

I know how important it can be

to get young women on the right path.

Is Jessica joining us?

- Afraid not.

Would you believe me if I said it was self-defense?

- What the fuck?

- Did you know that during the Salem Witch trials,

most of the accusations came from other women?

Little history lesson for you.

The child not embraced by the village

will burn it down to feel its warmth.

- 911, what's your emergency?

Hello?

Hello? Anyone there?

- The cliff's edge used to seem so far away

until one day, my toes were hanging off the edge.

And it just felt like

I thought they were gonna push me.

So I jumped.

- I'm honestly still in shock.

Um, I'm-I'm devastated.

And my heart goes out to the victims

of this senseless tragedy.

I really only agreed to be part of the film

to honor their memory,

but also to expose the things

that people are going through that we just don't know.

- But people might ask, why play the killer?

Especially considering your personal connection

to the story.

Do you think that might affect your ability

to play the character objectively?

- I was close enough to Bowie

to see that she had her demons.

And maybe I could've helped quiet some of those.

Obviously, there were some that she couldn't even hear, so...

Next question.

- It appears the breakout star

of the hit TV series "Eternal Wake,"

Jessica Jennings,

looks to be the next scream queen.

- ...a new true crime podcast series

based on the true story

of actress turned killer Bowie Davidson,

who infamously murdered four people over two days

in her friend's home in Atlanta, Georgia.

- The hit true crime podcast

"The Killer Clown Killer" is now being adapted

into a special limited series

starring none other than Jessica Jennings...

- I guess signing autographs for 20 bucks a pop

wasn't doing it for her anymore.

- Everyone knows the story of Bowie Davidson,

the B movie actress who herself became the killer...

- But the real crime was the haircut.

- ...studios but Jessica Jennings

in particular have no business...

- The only question that remains

for this story is,

"What's next?"

- It's kind of the cost of doing business.

It's like...

I mean, here's the thing, right?

I mean, look at this way.

If you're an actor,

if you've made your living

by literally just being attractive in front of a camera,

I mean, I hate to say it,

but you kinda signed up for this, right?

I mean, you know, dealing with creepy fans

is kind of the cost of doing business.

It's like, uh, it's like CTE with football players.

Like you signed on the dotted line, pal.

Or gal.

I guess they let girls play football these days.

That's a whole other thing.

But look,

it's not like no one told you football was a contact sport.

It is what it is. You know, it sucks.

But if you wanna be successful,

some parts of it are gonna suck, right?

I mean, am I wrong?

Am I gonna get canceled for saying this?

You never know these days, but you know, anyway.

♪ I wanna hear you say it ♪

♪ Don't wanna need to rephrase ♪

♪ I wanna hear you say it ♪

♪ Don't wanna need to rephrase ♪

♪ You love to feel this way ♪

♪ So you scream, could it be? ♪

♪ You give it all away ♪

♪ Admission free, could it be? ♪

♪ I can hear but I cannot see ♪

♪ I can hear but I can't see ♪

♪ I can hear but I cannot see ♪

♪ Crybaby ♪

♪ I want you to write it down ♪

♪ It's not you, it's me ♪

♪ Why I keep coming around ♪

♪ I want you to write it down ♪

♪ It's not you, it's me ♪

♪ Why I keep coming around ♪

♪ You love to feel this way ♪

♪ So you scream, could it be? ♪

♪ You give it all away ♪

♪ Admission free, could it be? ♪

♪ I can hear but I cannot see ♪

♪ I can hear but I can't see ♪

♪ I can hear but I cannot see ♪

♪ Crybaby ♪