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You're gonna get a veggie burger

with sweet potato fries.

You don't know
what I'm gonna get.

Okay.

You girls all set?

Yeah. Can I get
the Chinese chicken salad

- and a hot green tea, please?
- Mmm-hmm.

And for you?

Um, can I please have...

the veggie burger?

I think... I can't hear you.

Veggie burger
with sweet potato fries, please.

Okay.

- Oh, and can I also have an...
- iced coffee?

- Just black. Thank you.
- Black. Thank you.

You don't know me.

I do know you.

What are you doing tonight?

Um, I'm going to have dinner
with Ben.

- Lucy!
- Jane!

You have to put him
out of his misery

and eff him already.

You need to do that.

What?
I absolutely do not!

What's the problem?
He's great, you like him.

You get to tell your kids
you met

when his toilet overflowed
into your kitchen.

- Lucy, he's in love with you.
- Hey. Hey, baby.

Hi, babe. We just ordered.
I was starving. Hello.

Oh, yeah? Well, thank you for
waiting that extra 30 seconds

I told you it would take me
to park.

Lucy's having dinner
with Ben tonight.

What? Is tonight the night?

Are we...

ready?

Why did you blow on it?

Because it's dusty, silly pants.

We're friends, you guys.

He's going to help me
install this new shelf.

This poor bastard.

- Let me tell you something.
- What?

Before this lovely woman and I
made love to each other...

Ew, no.
Don't say it like that.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

Before we made love
in each other...

we were great friends,

and I would've installed
anything for her.

I would've built her a house.

A very small,
conveniently-sized house.

You wanna know why?

Because I knew that was going
to lead to sex.

I followed her around
like an idiot.

I got a pedicure once.

Desperately needed, but he did.

You guys, no.
We're seriously just friends.

We shake hands
after we have dinner.

Ew!

- You guys shake hands?
- Yeah.

- Why would you do...
- For God's sake.

Like...
Like, he's your accountant?

- No, it's funny.
- It's not funny.

No, I didn't laugh.
I didn't laugh one time.

I'm telling you this
because I care.

You need to fuck
or get off the pot.

- I don't think that's how...
- Just do it.

- Do it.
- Do it.

- Do it.
- Do it!

- Do it!
- Do it!

- We did it!
- Yay.

How many paintings
do you think it can hold?

It's sturdy.

I don't know
if I'd put anything on it.

I've never used a drill before.

Thanks.

For all your hard work.

What is this?

It's a Stella.

It might be expired,
though, I...

Uh, I don't really drink
a lot of beer,

but it tastes like beer.
Mmm-hmm.

That's not what I meant.

- What did you mean?
- Oh.

Oh!

Sorry.

- I'm gonna go.
- No, Ben.

Why?

Because you just catapulted
off the bed

when I got close to you.

I was caught off guard.

Caught off guard is when
somebody tosses a ball at you

and you flinch,
but you still catch it.

You just slithered away
like Mr. Bean or something.

I thought
we were just staying friends.

But you're playing
all these love songs,

like, really romantic ones.

It's a playlist.

It's called, "All The Feelz,"
with a z.

I can see how
that would be misleading.

I just liked it
because of the sadness.

I'll see you later, Lucy.

I forget, you do like it
when I say "I told you so,"

or you don't like that.

Everything was okay

until you put it out
into the universe.

Why don't you just
sleep with him?

- Because I don't want to.
- Oh, why not?

I just don't.

Hmm. May I venture a guess?

- No.
- I think

it's because you're afraid
of getting close to someone

for fear of rejection.

Or it could be
a fear of intimacy

stemming from your youth,
your parents' bad marriage

or something that happened
you can't even remember.

No.

Hi. Have you two been
in my class with before?

- We haven't.
- Great.

I love virgins.

Wow. Oh, my God.

You two were definitely
sisters in a past life.

But one of you
betrayed the other

and burned her at the stake
for being a witch.

That feels
like a her thing to do.

Anyways, if you need anything

during the class,
just let me know.

I do really bomb adjustments.

- "Bomb adjustments."
- Thank you all for letting me

be a part
of your practice today.

Yoga is a great way to calm
our minds and our bodies

and to become one
with ourselves and each other.

So, today's class is gonna be

a rap battle between Fetty Wap
and Lil Yachty.

Do you really think
we were sisters?

I don't think
someone named Sky Jade

would make that up.

I hope I was the cool sister.

I hope I was called Denise.

What?

Denise?

Yeah. I've always wanted
to be Denise.

That's so lezz.

What? Was Nonce taken?

No, but Nance was.

Nonce was available.

Nobody's named Nonce.

Don't you wanna have
a different name?

Yeah!

But I want it
to be something fun,

like Frederica, Taraji.

You're Denise!

I can't wait to only
call you Denise from now on.

Can you please drop me off
at work

so I don't have
to go home first?

You got it.

Going to the bathroom.

I stole some tampons.

These are good ones.

Call me later, and take a shower

because that is a tough smell
right now.

Good morning, Luce.

- Hi.
- Hi, my love.

You're here early.

Yeah, I was gonna
meditate with a view,

but then I started making

a mood board on Pinterest so...

Hi. I'm Jane.

Hi, I'm Brittany.
Nice to meet you.

Jane is my best friend.

Brittany's a new masseuse here.

Oh, cool.

I love your best friend.

She's a real doozy, isn't she?

I'll see you later.
It was nice to meet you.

You, too.

Bye, Luce.

Or Denise.
Or whatever your name is.

Oh, my God.

Jane, you have a second?

Yeah, of course.

Let me just finish
this work-related text.

I want to talk to you
about something,

and I want you
to listen closely.

I've been going
through your emails

and all of your
electronic communication.

Listen...

We just googled those penises.

No one has that condition.

Ah.

I'm totally kidding.

I honestly don't care
what you email about.

Jane, you're from London, right?

Like, I'm sharp enough
to pick up on this twang.

Yes. I mean,
I haven't lived there

since I was, like, 16.
But, yes.

Um, how would you feel about
opening up an office there?

Seriously?

Yeah, there's
a chocolate company

that wants to give Cadbury
a real run for its Bunny.

Isn't that clever?

I thought of it
as I was saying it.

They want our help
with the campaign,

and I know
you'd be perfect for it.

Honestly, I think you're ready

to have a whole division
to yourself.

That's an amazing offer.

I...

I don't know what to say.

Well, I do. You can say yes.

At least think about it,
all right?

We'll make it worth your while.

- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Yeah.

Yeah, sure, sure.
Get out of here.

Yeah.

Actually, you can leave it open.

Actually, shut it.

Not all the way.

- That's good right there.
- Yep.

Little more.

Perfect.

Did you get my text?

Yes. You are
such a strange person.

Can we get drinks later?

Um, yeah. Are you okay?

Yeah, it's just dumb work stuff.

Okay, it's not cancer?

What? No. Goodbye.

- Hey.
- Ooh.

Whoa.

- Sorry. Let me get that.
- Sorry.

Hmm.

Whoa, that's incredible.

Oh, I just like to doodle.

It's better than a doodle.

I love that you can do that.

- Meg?
- Yes?

- Are you ready to head back?
- I'm ready.

Sorry, I was
googling butt herpes.

- Hello, Lucy.
- I got you a tequils.

Oh, God bless you.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What a delicious beverage.

You may now tell me
what happened today.

Wait, before you guys
get into that,

I'm gonna go take a leak

while you two sync your periods.

Mmm! Nailed it.

- Dumb.
- Stupid.

- Ah.
- Really stupid.

So, um...

I got called
into Stu's office today.

Did you get fired?

No, I kind of got a promotion.

Jane that is so awesome.

They want to transfer me
to London.

Wait, what?

He wants me
to start up an office

in London.

What did you say?

I said yes.

Wow, that's great.

- Thanks.
- Mmm-hmm.

Crazy, right?

When... When?
When does this happen?

Well, not for, like, six months.

So, it's not like tomorrow
or anything.

Awesome. That's so awesome!

This is so awesome.

Wow. Awesome.

You really deserve this.

I just feel like, "Why not?"
You know?

Like, I've never been
an adult there.

I might like it.
I can take the tube to work.

I've never taken the tube
to work.

Yeah.

What about Danny?

Oh, he's in.

I mean, what else
is he going to do?

He said he could find
some nerdy music blog

to write for over there.

I mean, maybe London
will inspire him

to fucking propose.

You think you're gonna get
engaged while you're there?

Well, I mean...

No...

He'll probably wait
another eight years.

Mmm-hmm.

What?

I know it kinda sucks.

I'm so happy for you.

But...

Well... it's gonna
be weird, isn't it?

Not living five minutes
away from each other.

Yeah, but I mean, it's...

- That's... I'm busy, you know?
- Mmm-hmm.

There's, like, all of the stuff
that's going real well,

and all the other
really important things,

and the kids
are almost in college, so...

Uh, how many kids
do you have again?

I have 12 kids.

What are their names again?

They're all named Denise.

That's right.

Well, honestly, Lucy,

this might be
really good for you.

Start painting again.
Sell some shit.

I won't be here to distract you.

Yeah, totally. Everything...
Jane.

Everything is gonna be fine, okay?

You're gonna be fine.
I'm fine.

You promise you're gonna
come back all the time?

Yes, of course.

But do you know when?

Like, what dates?

I don't know exactly, but often.

Cool.

Do you wipe front to back?

Yeah, you have
to wipe front to back.

Yeah, but some people
wipe all the way

in one motion
from front to back.

No, I do two in the front
and one in the back.

- Yeah.
- Tap-tap one. One tap two.

Yeah, that's what I do.

That's why...

that's why
we're best friends, Jane!

That's why, because...

Lucy...

Because we even wipe
the same way!

And now we won't even be
wiping in the same...

- country!
- Okay.

Let... let's wash our hands.

I love you.

Okay, I have a confession.

Sometimes I blow my nose
in my shirt

when I'm working out.

Oh, okay, well,
some of those are my shirts!

I have a little confession
to make.

Okay.

Sometimes I go pee
in the shower.

Everyone pees in the shower!

- Talk about...
- That's not a good one.

- I have a confession.
- Oh, really?

I kissed Amanda Newman
in tenth grade.

- Okay!
- Yeah.

Thousand points
for that confession.

- Uh-huh.
- Wow.

Wait, what?
You never told me that.

Yeah. Tenth grade,
behind 7-Eleven.

She dared me to do it
and I did it.

How could you not tell me that?

That's a big girl
if you kissed a deal.

- Mmm?
- What?

I mean, it's a big kiss
if you dealt a girl.

I mean...

The third way to say that.

Why don't you take a little sip
of that water right there, honey?

There you go. Good job.

Yo, was she a good kisser?

- She was pretty good.
- Mmm-hmm?

Yeah. She was.

You never even said
this to me before, these words.

I never heard them.

Have you ever kissed
a girl before?

No.

Well, if you were
to kiss a girl...

- Mmm-hmm.
- who would it be?

- Who would you kiss?
- Brittany.

Brittany? That's interesting.

- Why is it... Who is...
- Yeah. Yeah.

Who is... Who's Brit-Brit?

She's who does the massages
at my job.

- Is she, uh, gay or straight?
- She's just... I don't know.

Maybe she's straight.
She wears dresses.

Oh, you... Okay. You know
lesbians wear dresses, right?

She said she loved you today.

She is very, very flirty.
She likes to touch me.

Do you know
what she calls her? Luce.

- Mmm.
- - And she's just started working there.

You should do it.

It is not a good idea to make out
with your coworkers, you guys.

Read the news.

Right. I'm going to bed.

You always do that so abruptly.

I know when it's time.

Can we have a sleepover?

I don't... Mmm...

You better come and visit me.

Yeah, I'll bring you
that sandwich

that you really love from that
shitty place on Sunset.

Thank you.

I'll put it in a cooler.

It'll stay good on the plane
for 11 hours, right?

For sure.

Are you crying?

- No.
- Lucy...

I promise it's not
gonna be that different.

Don't cry.

We can FaceTime and talk
just like always.

Whoa. What's going on?

Lucy...

You know, when I said that I
would make out with Brittany...

Yes?

I really would.

I didn't think you were
lying about that.

But, like...

I really would.

Like... Like, really?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, my God.
Why didn't you say anything?

I just felt easier
to keep it buried inside.

Fuck, Lucy.
You can't keep this inside.

You'll explode.

I hate this.

Have you talked
to anyone about this?

How long have you felt this way?

A while.

And you never acted on it?

Like, not even in secret?

Oh!

I feel so stupid.

Like... I should have
figured this out by now.

You can't look at it that way.

Yes, I can, Jane.
I'm 32 years old.

There's no timeline
to figuring it out.

People figure this out
when they're, like, nine.

Nine?

When I was nine,
I pretended I was a puppy

and I would only bark at people.

Yeah, that sounds strange
to say it out loud.

I feel so stupid.

And I don't even know what I am.

I don't even know if I'm...
if I'm really that way,

and I'm just afraid to admit it,

or if I'm not, and I just...
What?

I don't ever, like, date boys.

I mean, men. I don't know.

Well, maybe you're both.

No. I just should've
figured it out.

When you kissed Amanda Newman,
did you like it?

Oh, God, I guess. I had
a Zima. I thought I was drunk.

But you weren't like,
"Maybe I'm gay?"

I don't know.
I wasn't gonna, like,

be with Amanda Newman.

- Why? Why not?
- 'Cause...

Well, it was just a dumb kiss.

So, when you kiss Danny,
are you thinking, like,

"I'm so straight.
I love dudes?"

Usually, I'm like, "Brush your teeth.
I can taste Subway."

Seriously.

I don't know
if it's so simple, Lucy.

How have you felt
sleeping with guys?

Weird.

Weird like you think
everything is weird

or weird
like you just didn't like it?

Weird like that must be the
reason I've barely done it.

Did you think that I was?

A vagina lover?

It crossed my mind.

I'm not. I don't... I...

I don't love vaginas.
I'm not...

You did own
a Volvo in high school.

- You did.
- Jane, Volvos are

- the safest car.
- Okay.

Shit, Lucy, I'm sorry. I'm...

I'm mad I never brought it up

if it was hurting you this much.

It's okay.

I probably would have
just lied anyway.

Well, now we know.

And now, we've got to get you
to make out with Brit-Brit.

I don't even know
if she likes girls.

Well, then we'll find you
some girls who do.

Lucy, from what I understand,
and I believe this to be true,

all lesbians know each other.

They've all slept
with each other.

So, for you to enter
into the fray,

you're gonna be the star
of the lesbian community.

I don't like that word.

I know. "Community."

I'm scared.

Of course it's scary.

But you think a lot of things
are scary.

You still scared of how

Salt-N-Pepa whisper in Push It?

Yes. Very.

Look, I'd be scared to touch
someone else's vagina.

But I'm not leaving
this country till you do.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Luce, you okay? What's wrong?

Oh, yeah,
I just had too much tequila.

Oh, give me your hand.
Give me your hand.

I know a cure
for a hangover headache.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

What'd you do last night?

- Did you have a hot date?
- Mmm, no.

Uh, Jane told me
she's moving to London,

so I got shit-faced.

Oh, Luce, I'm sorry,

but, um, I mean, that...
that...

Well, it sucks.

It's fine. It's okay. Um...

Probably not helping
my headache.

- Is that too much?
- No, it's so nice.

Well, we can hang out more.

Unless you...

- Oh, no.
- don't want to.

No, no.
I'd love to.

Okay, good.

Because I'm a lot of fun.

More later?

No.

Have you ever fucked
an Uber driver?

- No.
- That's so something

Drew would do.

You know Drew.

Which one's Drew?

I've talked about him.

He's the one who only talks
on speakerphone.

He's the fucking worst.

I'd still fuck him, though.

Maybe I should try to do that

- before we leave for London.
- Mmm.

Oh, you're gonna
go to London, too?

- Yeah, I told you that.
- Mmm-mmm. No, you didn't.

I can't wait to go
and be on Jane's team!

I'm so excited! Girls.

Say Vegemite! "Vegemite."

That's Australian.

Love It. Storying it.
Posting it.

I'm fully going bi
when I go to London.

The girls are
so fucking hot there.

Wait. Are you, uh,
seeing anyone?

Uh, no, not right now.

Did you guys know I've only
been with seven people?

- Really?
- Isn't that crazy?

My number's nine, including Danny.
And I feel like...

Danny needs
to let you get to ten.

- Right?
- He needs to.

How many people
have you slept with?

Um...

- Um...
- Too many to count?

- No, no, no. I...
- I wish I was like you,

but we have the same hair,
so I'm on my way.

I love this shirt!

- Oh, really?
- Mmm-hmm.

- Thanks.
- Where'd you get it?

It's probably from the Gap.
Is it from the Gap?

Aw, the Gap.

Um, actually, I think it is.

Aw, the Gap.

- J? J?
- Hmm?

You have something
in your teeth.

- Oh. Thank you.
- Perfect. You got it.

I always tell people when they
have something in their teeth.

I think it's like
the most important thing

- you can do for a friend.
- I totally agree.

I think it's so important.

I mean, it's not like the most
important thing you can do.

I, like... I didn't see it.

I would have said something
if I saw it, J.

Will you come?

Well, yeah, I hope so.
We'll see.

Wait, guys.
I have a friend from college

who knows a bunch of the royals.

We should follow them
on Instagram.

Jane hates Instagram.

I don't hate it.
I just don't go on it a ton.

Well, I hope you like big,
random dinner parties.

- Yeah, I love!
- What?

You absolutely
hate dinner parties.

This is different. When
you're abroad, it's different.

When you're abroad,
everything's different.

Everything is different
when you're abroad.

I can't wait
to meet Jane's family!

- Isn't Kat the best?
- She's the best.

You hate her.

I don't hate her,
but she's just a lot.

Yeah, but I like it.

You gals are gonna have fun
in London, aren't you?

Oh, I almost forgot.
I got muffins.

Ooh!

- Bluebs?
- A bluebs and a bran.

We each have half of one now
and half when we're done.

I can't have a whole one now?

No, half and half.

And then we have a snack
waiting for us when we're done.

It's the smart way to do it.

It's the controlling way
to do it.

I'm the thoughtful one
who bought muffins.

Which one do you want?

Bran or bluebs?

Bran, obviously.

End with the bluebs.

I guess I'll have bran.

We need to figure out your type.

No, no.

Why does she touch me so much?

- You mean Brit-Brit?
- Yeah.

'Cause she wants
to have sex with you.

It's like way more than normal.

Look, here's the bottom line.

You can use this chick

- as a sexual portal.
- Why?

But this isn't
a lasting relationship.

Touch her stuff, roll around.

Then we've got to get you
on those apps

so people know their way
around your area.

I do not want to do that.

Can I ask you something?

Why don't you think you have
to date like everyone else?

No one's gonna ring
on your doorbell one day,

looking for
a wishy-washy lesbian

who might want
to try some stuff.

You don't know that for sure.

Come on, two at a time.
Squeeze your cheeks.

This is different.

How is it different?

Because, what if somebody
I know is on there

and then they're like,
"What? She's gay?"

- Then what?
- Then everybody knows.

Great!

It's not like people know you

as this tried
and true heterosexual.

You never let anyone set
you up, you don't date.

People will be like,

"Oh, good.
She figured it out."

Do you think
people are thinking that?

I don't know!

Everyone is just gonna
want you to be happy.

What if I'm not meant
to be happy?

Oh, my God.

I'm running up there,
and I am not coming back down.

Fine.

I'm sitting here.

Have I ever been happy?

I don't even know
what makes me happy.

I'm nervous all the time.

And I'm scared of everything.

Lucy, these are
lame fucking excuses

so you don't have to step
outside of your comfort zone.

You're more than capable
of being happy.

Don't spew that bullshit at me.

I'm being vulnerable right now
and you're attacking me.

Squeeze. You're not even
comfortable in your comfort zone.

So, why not just
try something new?

You try 20 different
flavors of ice cream

before you settle on
a single scoop. Do that.

Ice cream is different
than a vagina.

How do you know?
You don't know.

Yeah, I do know.

Otherwise, it would be called
vagice cream.

Am I okay?

I don't want to be this thing
that's different.

I don't want to have to tell
everybody this big thing. It's...

I know that it's fine, and
no one cares, but I care,

and I'm late.

It's so late in life.

Then don't waste any more time.

I just wish I didn't think
about her so much.

You think about her a lot?

Lucy, you're gonna be fine.

Let's go to a gay bar one night
and have a look around.

I'm sure there's a place with
some kind of lesbian jamboree.

The Womb.

You know it's called the Womb.

I've never been more
proud of you. We're going.

No. I'm not ready for that.

Please, it'll be fun.
It's research.

Can I please have the other
half of my muffin now?

And do you want to mention

how much better it is
to end with bluebs?

Don't ignore me, Denise!

You gotta start shaving
above da knees, Denise.

- Hey, pretty. Whatcha doing?
- Oh, um, just...

I was just googling things.

Totally random.

Just totally random stuff.

Oh, Luce, you are so talented.

What?

Like, what are you
even doing here?

Good question.

Actually, I paint.
That's what I like to do.

Well, I want
to see your paintings.

Oh...

No. I mean,
I don't have any of them here.

I didn't think
you had them with you.

Can you imagine?

I just pull out, like,
12 from under the table.

I wanna see your paintings
because I bet they're amazing.

Yeah, maybe one day.

Well, when are
we gonna hang out?

Um...

whenever.

Okay. Tonight?

Sure, I can do tonight.
I can make that work.

Okay, well, I'll cook.

Squee! I'm so excited.

Bitch.

Oh, my God. All the time.

- Really?
- Yes.

Like, boner after boner
after sad little boner.

Wow.

Do they ever ask you to, like...

diddle them?

Some.

I've diddled.

I diddled. One time.

- You did?
- Yes.

I mean,
I had to try it at some point.

And he was cute.
So, it was fine.

Wow. Did he tip you?

Oh, fuck, yeah.

But that was it.
That was all I did.

That's why I'm saying.
Like, really,

I wanna open
a female-only studio.

They're just...
They're better.

I bet not so many hairy backs.

You'd be surprised.

No, they're, um...

They're much softer.

Oh, my God!

What's your
longest relationship?

I don't know. Not long.

Like, months.
A couple of months.

Have you ever been in love?

Mmm!

- Really?
- No.

Oh, I'm kinda jealous.
Like, you have something great

to look forward to.

- Have you?
- Oh, yeah.

My college boyfriend.

I was obsessed with him,
and I thought that, like,

if he broke up with me,
I would die.

Like, literally die.

What happened?

He moved to Portland,
then he broke up with me.

And then I didn't die, so...

Cheers to that.

And then I realized

that I should probably
have sex with more people.

So...

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

Do you miss him?

Mmm... No.

I mean, I see him sometimes.

I feel like he's a weirdo.

And I think that he's gay, so...

Really?

I don't know.

It's a spectrum, right?

Gay, straight, bi.
What does it even all mean?

I think in that case,

it means you're
either gay, straight or bi.

You're funny.

You're funny.

I mean, I think everyone falls
somewhere on the spectrum.

Like, I know
I'm on the spectrum.

You're on the spectrum,
don't you think?

- Probably.
- Hmm. Love is love.

Have you ever made out
with a girl?

You haven't?

- No.
- What?

Why do you say that?

No, I just, like... I assumed.

Because you're a woman
with the times.

What?

What does that mean?

I don't know.
I just feel like...

everyone should try it
at some point.

Have you?

No.

Not yet.

Show me one of your paintings.

Um...

And then I'll leave after.
I promise.

You don't have to go.

Uh, I mean,
you don't have to do that.

Okay.

- Just one.
- Fine.

- There's...
- Ooh.

This is so cool.

I love that you paint.

Oh, my God.

Lucy.

They're old.
They're really old.

I haven't painted
in a long time.

This is what
you should be doing.

I don't know.

I should go.

This was fun.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right?

Um, we should do it more.

- Totally. Yeah.
- Yeah.

Good night.

Night-night.

"Night-night?"
What?

When you let go and start
to embrace who you really are,

that's when you start to open up

your hearts and your bodies.

Today, I want you to remember

to lead with hope
and not with fear.

Fear only holds you back.

I don't know.
I didn't ask her to stay.

Maybe I should have.

I don't like this.
You have shaky voice.

No, I don't.

- Yes, you do.
- God, it's just weird.

It's all... weird.

I'm weird. I hate this.

How close was the kiss?

Like, close.

Show me where?

Like, here.

That's pretty close.

I don't know about this bitch.
If she's fucking with you,

I'll fuck her shit up.

Do you think she's gay?

I have no idea.

But, like,
if you had to guess...

I mean, I've never kissed

a platonic girlfriend
on a mouth corner.

She said women have soft backs.

Ew. Jesus. What?
And you drank white wine?

Lucy, I'm genuinely alarmed.

Maybe she's more confused
than I am.

Maybe.

But you need someone who knows.

Two people trying to figure out
if they're lesbians together,

that might be the worst idea
I've ever heard.

That's why we're going
to the Womb.

- No.
- Yes.

- I don't want to.
- We're finding you

- a girlfriend before I leave.
- Please.

I'd make a great lesbian.

That's the real shame
in all of this.

How are you doing?

Good. Great.

This girl's cute. She's cute.
She's cute, she's cute.

Hi.

I'm Jane. This is Lucy.

Hi.

Do you wanna come dance with me?

Um, I...

I don't... I, uh...

I, um... I have a drink.
I'm drinking it.

- So, um...
- Okay.

- Go with her.
- What?

Why did you do that to me?

Oh, my God!
Because you never do anything.

Come on, let's have some fun.

Right, so, I thought
we'd have a quick debrief...

He sounds so fucking hot.

Jeremy from accounts.

Uh, there were a few...

- and there are...
- Yeah.

Some responsibilities

that I'm gonna run up
the flagpole

and see if they will fall
in your lap.

Yeah, we can have that
by tomorrow.

They want us
to focus on it.

So, I'm just giving you
a heads-up for that.

Uh-huh!

We can
tie up together.

I don't think they need to be
as dispersed as they are.

But that's just
the best practice.

- Uh-huh.
- You know?

Whatcha doin'?

Oh, nothing. I'm just...

Dumb online shopping.

That one's kinda cute.

Oh, I'm not really a...

hole in the shoulders
kind of girl.

Well, you only need

one good shoulder
for that shirt.

- And you have two.
- Oh?

- Mmm-hmm.
- Thanks.

I just had the best idea.

- Does it involve my shoulders?
- Yeah, it does.

We should have a try-on party.

What's a try-on party?

Like, try-on-my-clothes party.

I love fashion.

I should've been a stylist.

Whatever. That's not even
what we're talking about.

We'll have some wine.

You try on my clothes
that I never wear

and if you like them,
you can keep them.

- Did you just make that up?
- Mmm-mmm.

Everybody has try-on parties.

Really? I...
I don't think that's true.

It is true!

Doesn't it sound fun, though?

Do you have a lot of pants?

Lucy, this is like a...

No. It's like you need
more colors and pattern.

Introduce new things
to your life.

And you CC'd me on that?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Hi. They didn't have
any, um...

Hi!

- Oh, it's so good to see you!
- Hi.

I love this jacket.

Thanks. Thank you.
I love your dress?

- I designed it.
- No way.

- Yeah.
- That's so nice.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

- How are you?
- I'm so good.

I'm so excited for my girl.

Get your food and eat with us.

Oh, no, no. You guys go do

your cute little thing.

I can't believe you just
asked her to eat with us.

Oh, stop. I knew she wouldn't.

Well, I'm sure she'd love to be

in the middle of our little
"cute little thing."

I have so much shit
to get through.

They just asked
if I could leave earlier.

- I'm not going to.
- Good.

Can they send Kat?
Like, today?

I'll go pack her things.

All right.
Enough with that already.

All right, well, maybe
I'm just a little bit sad

that my best friend
is moving across the world.

Well, maybe you could be happy
for me.

That's what best friends
are supposed to do.

- I am happy for you.
- Then act like it.

Are you serious right now?
When am I not happy for you?

Ooh. Ooh.

I'm not doing this now.

Oh, you're not doing this now?

When would be better
for you to do this?

Since everything is always
on your schedule.

I'm at work.

I don't know what happens
at a spa,

but we're professionals here.

Oh, nice. You got a dig in.

Any other judgments
you want to share?

- Oh, please.
- What?

You want to boss me around
a little bit more?

- Boss...
- Tell me how to live my life?

Boss you around?

You're free to do whatever
the fuck you want.

Oh, well...

I know you take that to heart.

What's that supposed to mean?

You always do
whatever the fuck you want.

You feel like making out
with some girl at a club,

then you make out
with some girl at a club.

She asked if she could
kiss me, so I said yes.

Because it's more fun
to say yes.

If you wanted to, you could've
done the same thing.

Why? So you could tell me
I was doing it wrong?

Oh, my God, Lucy,
do shit however you want.

I am not your keeper.

What?
You're always controlling me.

You control everything I do.

You told me when I could eat
a fucking muffin.

Yeah, because if I didn't
tell you what to do,

you'd probably
never leave the house.

You can't make any decisions
on your own.

You don't do anything.

You can't even decide
what gender of the human race

- you want to fuck.
- Fuck you.

You probably do want to fuck me.

- What?
- Everyone thinks that.

What are you talking about?

We're not a couple, Lucy.

Nobody thinks we're a couple.
What? Are you insane?

People think we're, like,
confusing twins.

What... what the fuck
is wrong with you?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You can't even handle the fact
that I have another friend.

Oh, what a fun friend.

You know what? At least
Kat talks about things.

Yeah. It was
really thrilling to find out

that she can suck a dick
and order Postmates

- at the same time.
- That was thrilling.

And it's fun to hear
crazy fucking stories

instead of wallowing in sorrow
the whole time.

At some point you're gonna have

to pull your head
out of your own ass.

You think Kat could teach me
how to do that?

I bet you she's tried.

Real friends
tell each other shit.

I tell you everything.

Except the most important thing.

It's not about you, Jane.

I'm not saying it's about me.

Christ, if anything,
it's all about you.

The only thing you can focus on

is a lunatic
who touches you a lot,

whose job it is to
touch people for a living.

But this is what you do.

Turn everything around
into this self-pity party.

It can be really scary
to try new things.

When's the last time
you ever took a risk?

I'm moving to fucking London.

Yeah. You're moving back
to where you're from

with your boyfriend,

and on a fucking
expense account.

That's not taking a risk.
That's a whim.

It's an opportunity
to advance my career.

Do you ever think about actually
doing something for a living?

You know,
it's hard to be a painter

if you stop fucking painting.

- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

You know what?

I wouldn't fuck you. If you
were the last person on Earth,

I wouldn't fuck you.

I feel sorry for you.

Don't. You don't need to.

You obviously don't know
anything about me.

Well, it's not
because I didn't try.

Have a good trip.

- Just call her.
- Oh, God.

When do you think
the last time I wore this was?

When you filmed The Wiz?

I don't feel joy.

How could you? It's very ugly.

This is hers.

- Whose?
- Hers.

Her name is Lucy.

She's your best friend.

What, we can't say
her name anymore?

She probably
doesn't even know...

She has, like, 4,000 of these.

So, why don't you just call her?

Tell her you have it. Make up.

Maybe you won't be sad.

I'm not calling her.
I'm not sad.

I'm done.
She's never happy for me.

So, what, you're just gonna
go to London

and never talk
to your best friend?

Probably.

Oh, I hate this stupid sweater!

Okay. All right, listen,
this is your favorite sweater.

Now I think we're just
misplacing our feelings.

I just wanted her
to move forward.

I know.
But it's not up to you.

Well, it should be.

You were saying
she called you bossy, right?

Aw, come here.

I know. I know, I know,
I know, I know. Come here.

I'm sorry, baby.

Maybe we should go earlier.

Everything is gonna be okay.

It's just a stressful time
right now.

Are we waiting on your friend?

Mmm-mmm. No, it's just me.

Oh. What can I get you?

Um, I will have a veggie burger.

Mmm-hmm. That it?

Um, and an iced coffee, please.

Mmm. Cream?

Yes, please.
Oh, no, actually...

Just... Just black.

Ta-da!

Try-on party!

- Oh, wow. Time to try me on.
- Ooh.

Or whatever.

- Wow.
- Here.

Put this one on.
I'm gonna go grab wine.

Oh, my God.

I feel like we need music.

Ooh, and atmosphere.

Um...

Much better.

There we go.

Look at your cute little body.

Oh, my God.

Wait. Okay.

I'm gonna help you.

Um...

Is that your... Did you...

Why did you put it
over your head?

- I don't know.
- You could've just, like,

stepped into it here. Ooh.

It's gonna look so good
though, once it's on.

Oh, sorry!

Oh, there's a zipper.

That's so funny!

- That's so funny.
- Here we go.

Oh, my God. Yes, babe!

- Wow.
- You look so hot.

- What?
- I don't use that word like that.

Luce, you have no idea
how hot you are.

Like, seriously. Turn around.
Look at your ass.

You have to keep that.

I'm a genius. I know.

Where do you even
wear something like this?

Like the clurb.

Where? Is that a restaurant?

The clurb. It's, like,
a funny word for the club.

- Oh, the club? That's right.
- Yes!

- I don't...
- You're keeping that.

This one's next.

Let's take a break.
Let's take a pot break.

- Okay.
- For the anxiety.

You're right.

You know,
colors look good on you.

Gray's a color.

I can't stop thinking
about your paintings.

Please.

No, seriously. Did you, like,

go to fancy art school
or something?

No.

Why not?

I don't know.

Well, why don't you be
a painter?

I don't know.

Why don't you
really try fashion?

'Cause it's hard.

And I'm lazy.

And it's just like a hobby.

But it's a tragedy

because I would've been,
like, a major success.

But you're different.

I feel like there's something
going on here.

Yeah?

So...

Yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna go pee.

I should, um...
I should probably go.

Really?

Yeah, I just have

a lot of errands
to run and stuff,

but thanks for having me over.

That was really fun.

Don't you want
to stay a little while longer?

Just a little.

Yeah, I do. I...

I gotta go.

Well, thanks for...

everything.

Go back to bed.

Boop.

I love that she thinks

we were sisters in a past life.

I've always thought that
about us.

Bye, see you guys...

Bye!

- Fucking love that class!
- Me, too.

Are you sure?
You don't have to do this.

No, I'm positive.

I actually think it would be

really helpful
to get there sooner.

Great.

And Kat's agreed
to go early also.

Even better!

Anyway, let me know
if you need anything, Jane.

And in the meantime,
I'll make sure

everything is set up for you
across the lake.

Well, thank you again.

No, thank you, Jane.

You're saving me a crapload
of money.

Start packing. Yeah?

Hey.

- Oh, hi.
- How are you feeling?

Good. You?

Great.
Except, whose idea was it

to drink and smoke so much?

- Yours.
- Oh, yeah. Oops.

Wrong folder.

I'm still high.

What are you doing tonight?

I can't wait
for this day to be over.

Hmm?

Oh, nothing. I was, um...

I need a nap.

- Me, too.
- Yeah.

Um... Are things weird?

Between us?

Yeah.

No. Why would they be weird?

I had so much fun.

Like, I always
wanted to try that

and we did.

Maybe we can do it again.

Sure. I mean, yeah. I...

I'm free tonight
if you want to...

I mean, I know it's last minute.

Well, I can't tonight, but soon.

- Cool.
- Cool.

Aw! Thank you, my babe.

You're welcome.
I used to work at IHOP,

so I know the recipe.

You can share some of that
if you want.

- No, I can't.
- Okay.

- It's your birthday.
- Good to know.

What was I thinking?
What was I thinking?

Hmm. What if she doesn't call?

She will!

But what if she doesn't?

Baby, she will.
Come here. Look.

You know what?

If she doesn't call,
you always got me.

It's not the same.

- None taken.
- I didn't say, "No offense."

Yet you should have.

You know, we've never not spoken

on our birthdays
for our entire friendship.

I don't even think
we've spent one apart.

Baby...

she is going to call you.

Well, what if she's sad
and she needs me?

Then you both are gonna
talk about all of that

when she calls. Okay?

- Okay. Okay.
- Okay. Right.

Yeah.

- That's for me? Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Mmm! Mmm!
- You're a monster.

What's up?

Nothing.

It's Jane's birthday today

and, I don't know,
we're still in a fight, so...

- Aw, that sucks.
- Yeah.

What are you up to tonight?

Mmm, I may have dinner
with a friend.

My dumb ex texted me
saying he was in town,

so he might stop by here.

Cool.

Where is this stuff?

Um, bottom drawer.

Thank you. You the best.

Please don't pick up.

Please don't pick up.
Please don't pick up.

Hey, it's Jane.

Leave a message. Thank you.

Hi, um...

This is me. Uh, it's Lucy.

Um... I'm just calling to say,

uh, happy birthday to you,

and, um, many, many great days.

Uh...

I hope you're doing good.

And I will see you soon.

I mean, talk to you soon.

Happy birthday.

You look great.

- Okay. Look at you.
- I can't believe

- how long it's been.
- You look so good.

- You're hilarious.
- Yeah?

I'm just calling to say
happy birthday to you,

and, um, many, many great days.

Uh, I hope you're doing good.

And I will see you soon.
I mean, talk to you soon.

Happy birthday.

Hi, um, this is me.

Uh, it's Lucy...

Jane?

Hey, when you have a second,
can I see you in my office?

- Sure. I'll be right there.
- Okay, thanks.

You guys,
she totally fell for it.

She's coming. She fell for it.
Here she comes.

- Surprise!
- Surprise!

Happy birthday! Make a wish
for London Town.

I told them no cake,
so I'm not tempted to eat any.

But I love cake.

Sorry. I don't want it.

Can you turn to your left?

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

I have a little something
for you.

A credit

to the Tate Modern gift shop.

It's been in my wallet
for about five years.

Thank you so much, Mr. Davis.

You deserve it.
Have a safe trip.

Oh, I don't leave
for another three weeks.

- I'm gonna say goodbye now.
- Okay.

- Open it.
- Oh.

You didn't have to
get me anything.

Hammock Sanctuary?

- Have you been?
- No.

Oh, my God,
you're gonna love it.

It's a mind-body
new vibes retreat.

And everything's in a hammock.

You eat in a hammock,
you sleep in a hammock,

you live in a hammock.

You could have that privilege.

Oh, my! Uh...

Wh... where is it?

In the middle of the woods,
totally off the grid.

And you're not even supposed
to bring your phone,

but I will for Insta, obviously,

'cause I'm not
a fucking psychopath.

Smile.
Say, "Hammock girls."

Hammock gir...
I need to hear it.

Hammock girls.

All right, so, is this a cult?

'Cause it sounds like a cult.

It was a gift.
What was I supposed to say?

You say, "No, thank you,
white lady. I'm good."

Lucy's not here.

I know. I'm just...

- looking at...
- What?

- Something.
- Okay.

I think it's nice
that she called.

Maybe you should call her back.

I think you should.

She doesn't even know
that I'm leaving earlier.

You should tell her.

- Did you already tell her?
- Me?

No! Nah. Mmm-mmm.

Mmm-mmm.

You're being weird.
Why are you being weird?

Why is everyone
being so fucking weird?

What?

I don't know. I...

don't think I could go.

That's fine.
You can come later.

Yeah.

- Fine. That's fine.
- What?

I don't think I could go.

I just said
you can come whenever.

I mean "go."

Like... at all.

- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- What are you talking about?

I don't want to talk
about this right now.

Well, you're already
talking about it,

so...
can you please continue?

My life... is here.

- I'm part of your life.
- Yes, yes. Of course.

I just mean... my job.

And my family and my friends.

You didn't even ask me
if I wanted to go.

You just assumed I would.

Ah, fuck it. I've just been
thinking about this so much.

And I love you,
and I want to be with you.

I really do, but...

I don't think
I could do it there.

Maybe, you know,
after a year I'll go.

Or maybe you'll come back,

make it work.

Have a great celebration.

Hey.

- Hi.
- You got a sec?

Yeah, I sure do.
I'm here till 5:00.

Um...

I just wanted to talk to you
to let you know...

that I'm gonna be going
to Portland in a month.

Yeah, and I'll probably be
there for a little while.

Great.

- For the ex?
- Yeah.

I don't know if we're, like...
getting back together

or if this is the worst idea
in the world...

But I just... I wanted
to tell you because...

It's okay. Yeah.

Well, 'cause you...

'Cause you make the schedule.

Right.

Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Thank you.

- Are we okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

- Yeah, we're okay.
- Okay.

Cool.

Love ya.

Are you serious?

Wow.

I wasn't expecting that.

Are you sure?

And you're just realizing
this recently?

I think I've known for a while.

Have you been with girls?

Mmm-hmm. One.

Did you like it?

I think maybe I liked it
a little bit more than she did.

Mmm.

Do you want me to destroy her?

I'm not really sure what to say.

You can say anything.

So, do you have a type?

No. I don't know.

I like brunettes with long hair

who are attracted to women.

It's funny,

I always felt like
you treated me

like your gay best friend.

But, uh, it turns out
you're mine.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that I...

couldn't tell you.

I'm sorry about the girl.

It's all good.

Good night, Ben.

Come on.

Oh, my aunt is a nurse.

That's... I don't know
how you guys do it.

I'm not cool with needles.

Oh, but it's so satisfying
when you get the vein.

Right.

So, what do you do?

Um, I'm...

I'm an artist.

Bathroom.

Whoa!

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Oh, shit.

I would fuck Helen Mirren
and I'd kill Angelina.

You would fuck Helen Mirren?

That's crazy.

- No, I'll get it.
- No!

Uh, no, I'm gonna get it.
You can get the next one.

Okay.

We can go for a small pizza.

Wow.

That's generous of you.

But no sides, okay?

Just tap water. That's it.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Welcome...
to the Hammock Sanctuary.

Like the bosoms
of our foremothers,

the hammock cradles us.

If the trees of the forest
are our legs...

the hammock is our vulva.

Let's close our eyes
and allow ourselves

to be enveloped
by our mesh cocoons.

We are all seeds
of the universe,

and soon we will begin to bloom.

Let's close our eyes.

Let's close them.

- And we'll close them.
- Okay.

- Okay, close your eyes.
- I will.

Well, you're not closing them.

As we open our throat chakra,

I encourage you all

to release your voice

as ferociously
as the Vishuddha...

will allow.

That was nice, Kat.

Would it help if I rocked you?

No, I'm okay, thank you.

- Let me rock you.
- I'm good.

It'd be best if I rocked you.

You need to let it out.
It's in here.

It's right in there.

It needs to come out.

Okay, well... Jesus Christ.

Hi.

What are you gonna get?

Um., maybe an omelet.

- That sounds good.
- Mmm.

You girls ready?

Yeah. May I have an omelet
with tomato and spinach?

- Mmm-hmm.
- Please. And an iced coffee.

Thank you.

I'll do the Chinese chicken
salad and a green tea. Thanks.

No more veggie burgers?

Just switching it up.

Wild!

So, when do you leave?

I'm going early, actually.

I leave next week.

Next... Wow, that's...

What made you want to do that?

Danny's not going anymore.

You and I were in a fight.

It's easier to leave than deal
with those things, I suppose.

Danny's not going?

Why? What happened?

He said he likes his life here.

Which is fine.

I'm sorry. Are you okay?

It's fine.

It's fine.

What have you been up to?

Well, I... I quit the spa.

Holy shit! That's amazing, Lucy.
Good for you.

Thanks.
I started painting again.

- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.

That's great!

And I've been
on some girl dates.

What?
You don't start with that?

- I'm just taking it slow.
- Wow!

Okay, you're playing it so cool.

What happened with BB Brit-Brit?

Oh, BB Brit-Brit, yes.

Um, she's straight.

Ah, I doubt that very much.

Yeah.

We had a try-on party.

- That is not a thing.
- It is a thing.

Okay, did you make out?

Did you make out?

You may ask me some questions
that I will say yes or no to.

Okay. Boobs in mouth?

Wow. Um, yes.

Did you go down on her?

- No.
- Did she go down on you?

- Yes.
- Um, did you finger-bang her?

- Oh, my God.
- Butt stuff? Any butt stuff?

What? Butt stuff?
Jane, that is hardcore.

You definitely did butt stuff.

- No.
- Yeah!

Oh, my God. We don't need
to talk about it.

I just can't believe
I missed all of this.

I'm... I'm...

I'm really sorry, Lucy.

- You don't have to apologize.
- Yes, I do.

And I really am.

I was just...
I don't know, I was...

I was frustrated.

You were so stuck,
I was just trying to help.

Yeah, I know.

I don't know
why I've always been

so set on solving your problems.

Hmm. Hmm.

May I venture a guess?

Have at it.

I think that perhaps,
I don't know,

maybe it's easier to focus
on someone else's problems

than face your own,

and perhaps
there's some control issues

from being forced to move here
when you were a teenager.

No, that's not it.

Oh, yeah, that's not it?

I took you for granted.

I don't know why it took
swinging in a dirty hammock

for me to realize that
I really fucking need you.

Oh, I hate this!

I feel like I've skipped
a whole season of your life.

What am I gonna miss

when I'm on the other side
of the world?

Probably butt stuff.

Okay, can we figure out
when you'll visit?

Yeah, I'll come
when you get settled.

In two weeks?

Jane, you're gonna be okay.

You're gonna love being there.

It's your home.

I mean, you speak the language.
That's good.

You make super-annoying
friends, like, really easily.

You're gonna find a new me in,
like, a week.

I will never find a new you.

I don't wanna miss
your first girlfriend.

Do you have a ride
to the airport?

Do you want me to take you?

No, you are a terrible driver.

I'm not. I feel that I'm actually
a really good driver. One car...

You have to see what's going
on behind you right now.

Oh, my God! Wow!

The whole thing? I've never
thought of doing that.

- But I will now.
- That is great.

Whoo! London Town!

- You sound like Kat.
- Wow.

That's actually the meanest
thing you've ever said to me.

And you've said some really
fucked-up shit.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

- Cheer up, buttercup.
- Oh, please. No.

Oh.

Is it still broken?

I thought you got that fixed.

Yeah, well, you just have
to open it from the inside.

It's not broken.

That sounds really safe.

Okay!

Here we go.

- Oh!
- Oh, Jesus! Shall we swap?

That's it.

Okay.

- Whoo!
- Jesus!

Why are you smiling?

Um... What?
Because I'm happy for you.

This is really exciting.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm great.

I'm also... You know,
I'm happy for me, too.

Because I won't be here
to boss you around?

No, because I'm coming with you.

- What?
- I'm coming.

I'm gonna come on this plane
to London Town.

What are you talking about?

I know that you really like
to tell me what I need,

but I know what you need also.

And that is me, so I'm coming

for emotional support
and overall encouragement.

- Are you serious?
- Well, yes!

You had shaky voice
at the diner.

No, I didn't. It was the wind.

- You were trembling.
- How long are you gonna stay?

Well, I don't know.

Maybe a fortnight. That means
two weeks in England.

- Okay?
- Yeah, I know what a fortnight is.

It's just to get you settled,
you know?

This is crazy!

And I brought you a muffin.

You can have half when we take
off and half over New York.

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!

We're going to London together.

I know. It's great. Hey, no.

I said half when we take off
and half over New York.

You're so bossy.

Yeah, well, that's who
I am now. I'm in charge.

What are you gonna do
with your car?

Oh.

Um, I'm gonna, uh, park it.

What about your passport?

I have it in my bag.

- Has it expired?
- They expire?

Do you have luggage?

I have a carry-on.

You're gonna need
a warmer jacket than that.

No. Okay, that's enough.
No more talking.