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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:23,708 After my eighth divorce, I decided to paint myself green 2 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:25,625 and vanish into the wilderness, 3 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,000 so as to not scare away those tree-dwelling shrimps. 4 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,291 I heard they use them to make medicine! 5 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:24,291 What are you doing here? 6 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,458 Who are you? Where are you from? 7 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,875 Where are you from? 8 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:32,500 How did you climb up here? 9 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:36,375 Where are your parents? 10 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:40,250 Your parents! 11 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:46,541 Fresh flowers. 12 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:48,708 What was that? 13 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:56,000 I am cold… 14 00:03:57,791 --> 00:03:59,291 Yes, that's it. I'm cold! 15 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,708 Don't tell me you climbed all the way up here. 16 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,500 Did you fall out of a plane? 17 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:13,708 Come on, hop on! 18 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:19,583 Watch out, don't slip. 19 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,583 You're French, right? 20 00:04:22,666 --> 00:04:24,125 -Are you lost? -What about you? 21 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:26,791 Do your parents know you're lost? 22 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,000 What about you? 23 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:29,666 -What? -Are you lost? 24 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:32,833 No. No, I'm not lost. 25 00:04:32,916 --> 00:04:36,041 -How come? -How come what? 26 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,500 How come we can't hear any cars? 27 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,791 I thought cars would be everywhere, 28 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:44,500 and the air would be unbreathable… 29 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:47,375 What's going on? Is it Bicycle Day? 30 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:49,875 This isn't Central Park, is it? 31 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:51,250 OK, all right. 32 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:54,541 Take your time, hold on tight and don't look down. 33 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,041 -Aren't you scared? -What about you? 34 00:04:57,125 --> 00:05:00,125 Can you stop saying that every time I ask you a question. 35 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,166 Why? 36 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,166 No reason. 37 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:04,833 You're sick, aren't you? 38 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:05,958 No, why? 39 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:07,875 Your face is very green. 40 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:12,541 Is everybody green around here? 41 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,291 I guess not. Those guys aren't green. 42 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:24,291 Where is this little girl from? Is she your daughter? 43 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:27,333 No. Did you see her climbing up? 44 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,333 No. 45 00:05:28,416 --> 00:05:29,541 Really? 46 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:32,875 I didn't move from here. I was smoking my cigar. 47 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,750 Well, I have no idea what she's doing here. 48 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:57,750 Explain to me what you're doing in the middle of the jungle. 49 00:05:58,083 --> 00:06:00,333 Are you French or not? 50 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:01,291 What about you? 51 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,833 I guess you're hungry. 52 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,541 What about you? Yes! 53 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:11,958 You look better when you're not green. 54 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,500 At least, you look clean. 55 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,875 Do you live here? Do you live alone? 56 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:19,750 Is that because nobody wants to live with you? 57 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:22,333 What's this? 58 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,875 Me and my grandma. 59 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,166 Is that you? 60 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:30,916 Wow! Time hasn't been kind to you! 61 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,250 Thanks. 62 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,041 What's this? 63 00:06:36,416 --> 00:06:40,416 When was the last time you saw your parents? 64 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,500 What's he doing? Is he eating her? 65 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:51,208 All right, look, I do love a good joke 66 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:54,000 when the time is right, and I also love deadpan humor, 67 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:56,750 but it's getting late, and it's time to stop playing: 68 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,791 tell me where your parents are, 69 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:01,375 who they are, and what you're doing here, 70 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:03,375 and that's it! 71 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:06,250 What's it? 72 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,791 No, I'm kidding. But I've told you three times already. 73 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,125 You didn't tell me anything! 74 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:14,125 I'm here in New York, USA, to visit, 75 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,833 and I hope your fellow New-Yorkers aren't as angry as you are… 76 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,166 I'm not angry at all! 77 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,291 …otherwise, I'm going to regret this. 78 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:22,500 Regret what? We're not in New York. 79 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,458 We're in the middle of a shithole 80 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:26,875 between Patagonia and Canada! Got it? 81 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:28,958 Is New York far away? 82 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:29,875 Quite. 83 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,333 They must've sent me off course. That's it. 84 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:34,958 What do you mean? 85 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,416 They sent you off course? Who's "they"? 86 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,166 Stop talking in riddles, because, first of all… 87 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:43,333 You need to start talking nicer to me, 88 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:46,500 because, "first of all", as you say, I'm exhausted. 89 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,458 Exhausted. 90 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:54,583 Look, we both need to get on the same page. 91 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,458 Do you see any kids here? 92 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:57,375 No. 93 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:59,041 -Do you know why? -No. 94 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,666 -Because I don't have any. -Right. 95 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,250 And if I don't have any, there's no reason… 96 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,625 For me to deal with other people's kids. 97 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:09,583 Good night, sir. 98 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:11,833 Well, good night… 99 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:21,583 Deglaze your sauce base before coating your escalopes with it. 100 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:22,875 Escalopes! 101 00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:25,250 That's a good one, you need escalopes! 102 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,500 Colonel de Villeneuve, from the DGSE. 103 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:12,541 Margaux Bouvier. 104 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,250 Ministry of Foreign Affairs' orders: 105 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,458 this mission must remain top-secret. 106 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:19,791 The US would be too happy to stick their nose in it. 107 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:21,791 -You know how opportunistic they are. -Oh, I do! 108 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:24,958 This oceanographic complex will serve as a discreet base. 109 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,125 This way. 110 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,666 Did we manage to decipher the message? 111 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,750 I called Prof. Andreu from the Collège de France. 112 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,291 He tried with all the known writings, current and ancient. 113 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,916 The message was written in Sumerian. 114 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,291 The oldest writing system in the world, Colonel. 115 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,250 I don't get it. 116 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,041 From 4,000 BC! 117 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:45,541 So they landed at 62 degrees and 32 minutes west, 118 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:48,500 five degrees and 45 minutes north at 17:00 UT. 119 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:49,625 In the middle of the jungle, 120 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:51,625 in Canaima Natural Park. 121 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,250 I hate flies! 122 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:03,875 Miss Bouvier, this is Major Bénard, from our Special Missions Bureau. 123 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,875 Bénard… 124 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,000 Jeff Bénard. 125 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:12,083 Ouch! Special missions? What special missions? 126 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,666 France's secret service, miss. 127 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,958 Nobody theatened us. 128 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:18,041 How do you know we're not facing a race of invaders 129 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,500 that decided to annihilate us? 130 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:22,458 What do you plan to do? 131 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:24,291 Use napalm to clear the forest? 132 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,375 That area is a no-go area. 133 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:27,583 Primitive tribes of ferocious natives 134 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,666 live there, no contact with civilization. 135 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,541 We're not supposed to go there. 136 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,166 We have a plane waiting for you at Cunabero's airport. 137 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:37,083 You'll be dropped off near the point of impact. Good luck. 138 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,291 How could you give me this bimbo as a partner? 139 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,875 Look, Bénard… 140 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,125 What's up with this fly swatter guy? 141 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:59,125 Come on, ladies, Daddy needs some dough. 142 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,958 Come on, tell me something, try to speak. 143 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,458 Come on, don't be so annoying. 144 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,625 You could say something. 145 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,791 You're sure you don't have anything to tell me? 146 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:12,541 Come on, give it a try, give it a try! 147 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,875 Do this with your mouth… 148 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:16,541 Doesn't he talk? 149 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:19,416 What about you? Don't you speak French? 150 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:23,916 Can't your dog talk? 151 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,250 -What's your name? -My name is… 152 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:32,958 Lolo, Lala, Lili, Lulu. Yeah, Lulu's not bad. 153 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:35,708 Put this on. We're leaving. 154 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,291 Where do I put it on? 155 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,500 Wear it. 156 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:46,125 Your head goes in the big hole and your arms in the small ones. 157 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,500 -Is it a gift? -Yes, that's right. 158 00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:51,291 Can I swap it for something that's less ugly? 159 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,666 Ah no, you can't, I'm in a hurry 160 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,916 and we have a long drive ahead of us. Another time. 161 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,458 -What other time? -Forget it. We're off. 162 00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,000 No, no, I can't. 163 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,000 Of course you can, look… 164 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,333 hold my hand, let it go and that's it! 165 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,416 No! 166 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,208 I can't! I can't, no need to insist. 167 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,416 I told you we're leaving so let's go! 168 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:11,625 No, hey! 169 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,416 Come back here! Right now! 170 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,541 What a pain in the ass! 171 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,208 I've had it with her! 172 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:22,708 Hold on! You're right, there's no hurry. 173 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,833 Come back, I'll show you something funny. 174 00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:28,250 What is it? 175 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:31,500 How to behave! If you don't come down right now… 176 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,250 What's gonna happen? 177 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,625 Actually, I don't care, I'm not your babysitter! 178 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,750 What's up with those little rascals? 179 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:42,208 Come on, go away, I've had it! What's wrong with you guys? 180 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,250 Are you chickening out? 181 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,791 Take good care of her! 182 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,375 All right. 183 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:34,541 Look, I'm warning you! 184 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,291 I only tolerate sexual contact in cases of utmost necessity! 185 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,500 Awesome, I'm not into fake blondes anyway. 186 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,625 Turn around! 187 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:38,666 62°32’ west. 5°45’ north… 188 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,250 We're there! Let's jump out. 189 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,625 No, this is as thick and bushy as a darkies pubes. 190 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:53,708 We can't land there! 191 00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:55,791 Well, nearby, then, in the river! 192 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,791 Are you out of your mind? 193 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,583 -Do you know what you are? -A major. 194 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:01,666 No, you're lame! 195 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,708 The most minor inconvenience makes your balls sweat. 196 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,250 Out of the way! I'm jumping! 197 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,958 Good luck to you! Come on, let's head back! 198 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,416 The Génoise can be… 199 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,375 placed in the bain-marie 200 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:28,833 and whisked until it forms a strip. 201 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:32,541 Pour it in a buttered mold. 202 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,875 You aren't allowed here. 203 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,583 The park is off-limits! 204 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:29,791 This is off-limits! You aren't allowed to go that way! Bye! 205 00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:41,083 So, Coco, still here? 206 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,333 Coco's still here. 207 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,750 Let's go, guys! I want everybody alive! 208 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:07,875 Yes, Major. 209 00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,541 Watch out, we don't know what they look like. 210 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,666 Yes, Major. 211 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,541 This one's for me. 212 00:18:30,916 --> 00:18:34,416 -This one's for me! -OK! 213 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,250 -Is the doctor around? -Yes. 214 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,000 Ah, hello! 215 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,375 I'll see you next month? 216 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,541 On the 22nd. 217 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:34,666 PEDRITO: PHOTOGRAPHER 218 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,500 Nice pictures. 219 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:57,333 1,000 dollars? We had agreed on 2,000. 220 00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:00,541 You'll get the rest when I get my passport back. 221 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,083 A mojito, please. 222 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:12,375 MISSING GIRLS 223 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,500 Nobody's looking for that girl, 224 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,958 but they're still looking for me. 225 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,250 I don't want to stay here. For God's sake! 226 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,875 The only way there is by boat, and we can't get past the bridge. 227 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,416 That's where the National Park starts. It's forbidden. 228 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,333 Where the hell is that guy, the ugly one? 229 00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,458 He left with a commando. 230 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:30,958 This is a very tough expedition, and there's no way… 231 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:35,083 What? You let that ape leave with no scientific backup? 232 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,416 We decided to do without. 233 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,416 Well, I could do without your services, sir. 234 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,625 The French Navy can say goodbye to working for me. 235 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,708 The French Navy replies: "Get lost, ma'am." 236 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,291 -Taxi! Telephone! -Yes, ma'am, come here! 237 00:20:57,916 --> 00:21:00,250 Canaima jungle! 238 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,750 Thanks. Close the door… 239 00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:15,291 Please, that boat. 240 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:21,416 Come back, I beg you! Come back, please! 241 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,458 I'm coming back! 242 00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,916 What's he doing? 243 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,791 They can't help being a nuisance. 244 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,125 Thank you so much! 245 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,750 Thanks. 246 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,958 Cheap souvenirs, rice? 247 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:23,541 No thanks, I don't need your souvenirs. 248 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:24,833 Sorry. 249 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:30,583 Move over, sorry. 250 00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:34,958 Do you speak French? 251 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,541 Yes. 252 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,125 -That's amazing! -Amazing! 253 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:41,083 Sorry! 254 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,083 -Can I? -Go ahead. 255 00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:45,791 Look, I'm so glad to bump into you. 256 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,458 Maybe you can help me. Do you know this region well? 257 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,750 It's my first time here. 258 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,416 You can still be helpful, 259 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:55,666 because, check this out, I'm going to this area here… 260 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,916 Look, ma'am, I don't want to sound cavalier 261 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,708 or even rude, but I'm afraid I can't help you with anything. 262 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:01,708 Oh? 263 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,541 My vacation's over. 264 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,791 Just a quick boat ride and I'll be heading back to Paris. 265 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,625 Ah. How was it? 266 00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,375 -What? -Your vacation. 267 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:10,916 Unforgettable. 268 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,541 So… 269 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:19,000 But… why are they slowing down? 270 00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,291 -Unbelievable! -Go talk to the captain. 271 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,583 But… what's going on? 272 00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:26,583 I don't understand! I've got a job to do! 273 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,916 -Sorry. -Ouch! 274 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,500 Sorry… What's going on? 275 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,208 Let's go, I'm in a rush. 276 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,875 In a rush! 277 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:41,375 Forward! Captain, please, go faster! 278 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,125 Yes, yes. 279 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:17,083 Mister! Please! Me, Canaima! 280 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,125 -Yes. -Yes? 281 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,708 -Over there? -Over there. 282 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,375 -Canaima. -Canaima. 283 00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:36,375 Thanks. 284 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,208 Please! 285 00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,833 ‎CANAIMA NATIONAL PARK ‎ACCESS PROHIBITED 286 00:24:46,916 --> 00:24:48,416 I have a problem, 287 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,958 I forgot my handbag on the other side. 288 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:52,666 You're not allowed here. 289 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,000 But why? 290 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,333 Over there! Why is he allowed to get through? 291 00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:01,625 -Stop! -Stop! 292 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,750 Stop! 293 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,250 Mister? 294 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,750 Mister? 295 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:52,208 Ah! I've been looking for you everywhere! 296 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,416 I need information… 297 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,625 No wonder the French have such a bad reputation abroad. 298 00:25:57,708 --> 00:25:58,791 Unbelievable. 299 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,791 Just one question! Not two, one! 300 00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,791 Do you know the way to Canaima? 301 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,791 What are you after? 302 00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:13,625 I'm looking for my roots. 303 00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:17,083 I mean, it's a long story, I don't want to bother you with it. 304 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,666 You already did. 305 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,791 Which way is it? 306 00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,291 My father was an ethnologist. 307 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:32,416 He spent his entire life wandering the globe. 308 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:36,125 I hardly knew him, he was like a fleeting shadow 309 00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,583 who would come and kiss me in my sleep, 310 00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:42,500 leaving an exotic scent on my cheek 311 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:45,833 before he'd fly back off to the wilderness. 312 00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,500 And one day, up there, 313 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,750 he was ambushed. Papuan tribesmen. 314 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,000 There's never been any Papuans up there. 315 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,875 They were there on that day! 316 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,375 Papuan, Jivaro, Picaro, same difference! 317 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,000 Stop interrupting me. 318 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,333 Can't you see I'm a broken woman? 319 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,666 I need to go up there and that's it. 320 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:16,166 Are you looking for your daughter? A little girl? 321 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,541 A girl? What do you… 322 00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:12,250 You're never allowed on my dinghy again! 323 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:31,291 What were you saying earlier? 324 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,500 You were talking about a little girl! 325 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,500 I didn't say anything. 326 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,458 You did! You mentioned a little girl! 327 00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:46,041 Forget the little girl! 328 00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:48,958 What are you doing? 329 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,083 I'm stopping. 330 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:51,291 What for? 331 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,541 To eat and sleep. 332 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:57,333 Ah, no, I'm not hungry, I'm not sleepy. No. 333 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:58,875 Well, good for you. 334 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,000 We need to keep going! 335 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:03,750 I dunno, listen to your heart! 336 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:07,291 If you change your mind, I'll save you some pork and beans. 337 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:13,208 OK, look, do you want me to tell you the truth? 338 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:17,958 This is something that needs to stay just between us. 339 00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:21,333 Honestly, I'd rather have nothing at all between us. 340 00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:24,625 All right, listen, let's lay our cards on the table! 341 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:28,958 Something extraordinary is happening to us. 342 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,125 To us? 343 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:33,250 Yes, I apologize, I didn't introduce myself. 344 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,875 I'm Doctor Bouvier. 345 00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,750 Margaux Bouvier. 346 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:41,666 Research officer at the Nançay Radio Observatory. 347 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,708 It's true. 348 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:47,333 And we're constantly listening to the Universe around us. 349 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,166 I thought you were looking for your father. 350 00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:52,125 Don't try to change the subject! 351 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:55,458 I can't tell you what I'm looking for. I'm not allowed to. 352 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:57,208 Also, you wouldn't believe me. 353 00:29:57,291 --> 00:30:01,458 Anyway, I can tell you we'll witness the most important discovery 354 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:04,000 of all time. 355 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,500 Perhaps that warrants skipping a meal, no? 356 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,666 I never skip any meal! 357 00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:10,041 You're so self-centered! 358 00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,125 Yes, and believe me, it's a full-time job! 359 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:17,666 Look, I have no family, no strings, no kids. 360 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,333 I've been waiting for this since I was born! 361 00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:23,125 You can't ruin this just because you're hungry! 362 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,791 This wine from 1989 is delicious! 363 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:26,916 I can't believe this! 364 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,166 All right. 365 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,583 If that's what you want, I'm off. 366 00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:35,125 and if something happens to me, it'll be on your hands. 367 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,208 What a jerk… 368 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,625 Ah! A huge bug! Come here! 369 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,500 I'll check it out tomorrow morning. 370 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,958 How selfish and rude… 371 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:17,333 I have an idea! I think you'll like it. 372 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:19,541 If I agree to sleep with you, 373 00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:22,250 can we leave as soon as we're done? 374 00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,541 That way, we both help each other out… 375 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:31,250 -What do you say? -No thanks! 376 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,625 I just wanted to help you out… 377 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,750 You don't have any cotton wool, do you? 378 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,416 She really won't get off my back. 379 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,833 Unbelievable. She's gonna keep me up all night. 380 00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:05,541 What the hell is wrong with her? 381 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:06,916 How dare he? What a jerk! 382 00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:21,416 Ah, it's really sweet of you to wait for me. 383 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,000 I didn't take too long, did I? 384 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,041 Oops, you're going to lose your passport! 385 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:32,208 Choiseul, Édouard, Alphonse. 386 00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:36,416 You don't look like much without that beard! 387 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:38,708 Come on, now! 388 00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:40,000 I'm not going through your stuff! 389 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,125 You can, I have nothing to hide. 390 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:45,083 Are you a dentist? That's useful to have around. 391 00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:48,500 You're scouting the area to open a practice, aren't you? 392 00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,583 I'm no longer a dentist. 393 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,333 No? Ah! What are you? 394 00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:55,666 I'm irritated! 395 00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:10,458 And they're viviparous, so, 396 00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,958 people confuse them with amphibians, 397 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:16,041 but they're actually lemurs and… 398 00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:18,166 -It's a… -Hush! 399 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,375 Stop touching me! 400 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,958 Shut up, goddammit! 401 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:23,166 Oh! Who's this? 402 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:33,166 -Who are they? -The Canaima people. 403 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,458 They're not overly courteous… 404 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,750 They aren't gonna eat us, are they? This isn't Tintin. 405 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,875 Yeah, but I have no idea how to get through! 406 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,166 Why didn't you ask? 407 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,458 Because I'm used to my route, to traveling alone, 408 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,333 and not to let anyone bust my balls! 409 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,708 Electronics! My father always used to say… 410 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:57,125 Your father is seriously starting to bust my gonads! 411 00:34:57,208 --> 00:35:00,750 The varnish is crackling, your crudeness is showing. 412 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:06,083 The one on the right! 413 00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,083 I doubt we'll go that way! 414 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,625 Look, I'm positive about this, I'm a scientist. 415 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:14,916 I'm certain about this! It's right here, the GPS doesn't lie! 416 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,916 I'd call you something else. 417 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,125 -This is a map. -Yeah. 418 00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:23,208 It's the most direct route! 419 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,958 All right, OK. We'll find a way around this. 420 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,625 Amazing technology! 421 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,916 Come on, honey, you got to be flexible! 422 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,250 It's obvious that over there, 423 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:42,833 on the right, is our way out of here! 424 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:45,875 Look, lady, 425 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,500 we're gonna set things straight right now! 426 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,750 Don't you ever call me honey again! 427 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,750 What do you want me to call you? 428 00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:54,583 You don't call me. 429 00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:04,541 Do you believe in aliens? 430 00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:06,375 Because… Are you even listening? 431 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,666 There are other lifeforms in the Universe. 432 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,666 Do the math. Let me ask you this: 433 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,916 just in our galaxy, 200 billion stars… 434 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,875 You can't convince me that we're alone in the cosmos, 435 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:20,166 it's mathematically impossible. 436 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,083 You're not saying anything… 437 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:25,708 For one, I lost my crate of Château Margaux because of you! 438 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:28,500 Secondly, I don't give a shit about the cosmos. 439 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:32,083 Thirdly, I can't remember my point but I will eventually! 440 00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:59,375 Do you know them? Do you live here? 441 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,750 Write down all your questions on paper, 442 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,416 with boxes to tick off. 443 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,416 I'm done. 444 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,750 This is it! I'm 13 meters away! 445 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,291 Right here! 446 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,916 One, two, three, four… 447 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 448 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:21,250 -11, 12, 13. Right here! -Long live the bride! 449 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,125 Is that it? 450 00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:37,750 62°32’ west. 451 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,333 Is this the place? Are you in charge? 452 00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:42,250 Tell me exactly what you saw. 453 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,583 Did something fall down from the sky? 454 00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:46,458 Cosmos… 455 00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:48,416 Spaceship… 456 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,041 Cosmic spacecraft 457 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,791 Landing. 458 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,916 Where did he go? Where is it? 459 00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:56,791 No? 460 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:05,750 Planet, planet… Sky… Spaceship… 461 00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:10,208 Down… 462 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,500 Truly baffling. 463 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,416 Boom. 464 00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:20,541 I beg you, try harder, 465 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:23,500 you've witnessed something, haven't you? 466 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,541 Ah! 467 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:30,208 Yes? Ah! That way? 468 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,583 The Moon. 469 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,708 What's she… 470 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,416 She comes from the Moon. 471 00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,166 Is she the one who saw something? 472 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:11,833 Is she your daughter? 473 00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:14,458 -Presents? -Presents. 474 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,333 Can you lean down for me, Édouard? 475 00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:17,458 For what? 476 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,500 How do you know my name? 477 00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,750 I know everything. 478 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,250 You found a woman who accepts you. 479 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,166 Help me, please. 480 00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:34,541 How do I look? 481 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,416 Do I really look like a little girl? 482 00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:46,708 Tell me, why did you draw that line up to here? 483 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:48,416 To explain. 484 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,125 Explain what? 485 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,166 Where I come from. It's that way. 486 00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:58,041 Who brought you here? 487 00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:00,083 Nobody, I ran away. 488 00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:01,666 Why? 489 00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:04,833 Because of the pill, duh… 490 00:40:04,916 --> 00:40:07,625 A pill? Where did you run away from? 491 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:12,458 What do you guys call it? Beta Centauri, you call it. 492 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,041 Beta… Beta what? 493 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,958 Centauri. 494 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,875 But do you know what that means? 495 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:23,583 Yes, it's a star. Our sun. 496 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:26,000 What are you talking about? 497 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:28,250 Look at you. You're a little girl, not an alien. 498 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:31,708 Beta Centauri is a star located in the Virgo Cluster, 499 00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:33,708 Ten light years away. 500 00:40:33,791 --> 00:40:36,333 A thousand billion kilometers! What are you talking about? 501 00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:39,208 1,253 billion, 364 million, 502 00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:41,166 625,903 kilometers. 503 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,500 I thought you were an astronomer. 504 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:47,958 How do you know this? 505 00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:55,041 A cuneiform scripture… 506 00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,541 This is Sumerian! 507 00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:59,166 What did you write? 508 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:00,708 That's my name. 509 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,291 But you know what I'd really like? 510 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,291 I'd like you to call me Lulu. 511 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,458 Lulu. 512 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:10,708 Are you disappointed? 513 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:13,166 That's not how you imagined us? 514 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:16,333 -Who's "us"? -Us. Aliens. 515 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,250 And what's this here? 516 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,125 What did you write? Your planet's name? 517 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:24,166 No, this is our story. 518 00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,625 Our planet is so tiny 519 00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:31,000 that there's only room for kids, 520 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,291 kids that never grow up. 521 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:38,125 But, like you guys, we know how to talk, write, we know stuff. 522 00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,583 Probably more stuff than you guys. 523 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,541 'Cause we have time to learn all that stuff. 524 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,416 We stay on our planet, 525 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:50,000 studying the infinite Universe, 526 00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,791 and we know that love can make you cry 527 00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:57,583 and that death is when it's all gone. 528 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,416 That's why we take the pill. 529 00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:05,500 So we don't get old and die. 530 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:08,750 But having that much knowledge, 531 00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:10,250 isn't enough for me anymore. 532 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:13,666 So I decided I wanted to find out what it's like 533 00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:18,416 to love and to die. The stuff you guys do. 534 00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:22,125 The only problem is my pursuers made me veer off course. 535 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,125 And now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere. 536 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:27,166 Who was after you? 537 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,791 Tell me… If you're not real kids 538 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,583 and you never die, how old are you? 539 00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:42,666 Beats me… 540 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:44,916 Whereas, you guys… 541 00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:47,875 You need to slice up your life in segments 542 00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:50,083 to figure out how long you've got left. 543 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:56,583 What about your pill? What happens if you stop taking it? 544 00:42:57,291 --> 00:42:58,958 Maybe I'll die. 545 00:42:59,916 --> 00:43:04,041 But if the Moon fills up again, they'll come and pick me up. 546 00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:34,750 What's the matter? 547 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:38,500 -Are you crying? -Are you kidding me! It's raining. 548 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:49,166 Now it's time to sleep. 549 00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:15,708 I've waited for this moment since I was a little girl. 550 00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:18,791 It was a dream I never thought would really come true. 551 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:22,041 A lifeform from another solar system 552 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:24,875 establishing contact with us. 553 00:44:25,375 --> 00:44:29,541 Have you ever had your own unattainable dreams, 554 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:31,250 stuff you feel 555 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:34,583 you've been pursuing your entire life? 556 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,083 I have. 557 00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:39,833 We always picture aliens as weird creatures, 558 00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:42,708 blue, yellow, or green predators. 559 00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:44,916 It's always easier to imagine the worst. 560 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,625 Yes. Maybe we're the worst, not them. 561 00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:51,875 It's true. We spend our lives sleeping, 562 00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:54,750 fighting, being suspicious of one another. 563 00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:59,291 It's a miracle nowadays when people still say "thanks" and "hello". 564 00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:01,750 Hello. 565 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,375 Ah… 566 00:45:03,791 --> 00:45:06,583 It's true, we're wasting our lives away… 567 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,250 We're throwing our lives out the window, 568 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:12,458 we try to give our life meaning when it's meaningless. 569 00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:14,291 It has a lifespan, that's it. 570 00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:16,000 We're not ticking the right boxes. 571 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:17,333 You know what? 572 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:21,500 We're gonna start ticking those boxes away, 573 00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:24,333 -with whatever's available. -Oh! 574 00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:26,250 What's available? 575 00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:29,000 How dare you talk to a woman that way! 576 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,000 I forbid you to brush up against me, even from afar. 577 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:33,208 I have no intention of brushing up against you! 578 00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:35,625 Well, you just did. You were rude enough, 579 00:45:35,708 --> 00:45:38,458 on a day like this one, to try to take advantage of me! 580 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,291 What did you think I was up to? 581 00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:42,208 That I was about to bang you on the dresser? 582 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:43,333 I'm not that lonely! 583 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:44,916 Also, there is no dresser here. 584 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,458 You want me to tell you a secret? 585 00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:48,541 Yes. 586 00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:52,458 I got my genitalia removed. All of it. 587 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,916 -Oh! -Wanna know why? 588 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,166 So I never have to deal with females like you! 589 00:45:58,250 --> 00:46:00,583 You really think your gibberish, 590 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:03,666 your knees and your turned-up nose would be enough to change my mind? 591 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:07,000 He's impotent, that explains it. 592 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:11,000 In any case, I hate women who act so confident, 593 00:46:11,791 --> 00:46:15,291 especially on a Friday night! 594 00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:16,958 Is that all you have to say? 595 00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:20,625 Any other nice words about my feet or my shins? 596 00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:23,416 No, I'm done. 597 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:01,375 Who are you? 598 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,333 I need three pieces about that size. 599 00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:59,375 And another one for the locomotive. 600 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,416 "Locomo" what? 601 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,041 Locomotive. 602 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:28,416 Me, me! 603 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:33,583 -Hello, hello, Bouvier? -Hello, Jeff. Jeff? 604 00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:35,791 -This is so funny… -I'm not in the mood. 605 00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:37,375 -I was going to call you. -What! 606 00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:40,375 This is obstruction! I'll have you court-martialled! 607 00:48:40,458 --> 00:48:42,500 What do you mean, "court-martialled"? What obstruction? 608 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,000 I've got it! 609 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:46,166 Well, I don't give a shit! 610 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:47,916 You think it's easy to… 611 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,958 It's a little girl! 612 00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:50,916 Hello, Bénard? 613 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,583 A little girl like you and me. 614 00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:55,166 How did you get there? 615 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,708 Where are you? We've been looking for you for three days! 616 00:48:57,791 --> 00:49:01,791 -Where are you? -63 degrees, 32 minutes west. 617 00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:02,916 Are you out of your mind? 618 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,708 We're 20 clicks away. How do you expect… 619 00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:05,916 Stop yelling! 620 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,875 I'll call you back once you've calmed down! 621 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,083 With a train, you can go real fast. 622 00:49:16,166 --> 00:49:17,625 Tell me, Lulu. 623 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:20,625 Didn't you mention you'd like to see New York? 624 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:21,916 You bet I would! 625 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,583 Well, come with me, we'll go together. 626 00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:27,333 The entire world needs to know. You need to tell the world… 627 00:49:27,416 --> 00:49:28,416 No, I can't do that. 628 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,541 I need to wait here for the full moon. 629 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,875 Ah, no, the Moon… They have it in America too! 630 00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:36,000 Do you want to see the Empire State Building? 631 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,041 We'll ride the elevator to the top floor, 632 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:40,208 I'll show you whatever you want. 633 00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,208 No! I don't want to. 634 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:45,416 Hold on. Let me think. If we head that way… 635 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,291 Ah, no, we need to go right… 636 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,083 No! Not that way! Watch out! 637 00:49:57,041 --> 00:50:00,875 Help! Édouard! 638 00:50:07,375 --> 00:50:10,541 Ah! I'm choking! 639 00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:12,375 Let me down! 640 00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:14,375 I'm not allowed to touch you! 641 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:18,833 Of course you can! Can't you see I'm dying? 642 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:21,250 No, you're not dying! You're a fighter! 643 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,708 -I am. -All right… 644 00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:26,375 You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. 645 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,750 My knee, it's dislocated! 646 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,708 No shots, please, I'm totally allergic to them. 647 00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:41,375 Thanks for warning me. 648 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:43,541 What are you doing? I'm not hurt up there. 649 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:46,000 Knee injuries have a tendency to move upward. 650 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,916 No shots, you heard me? 651 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,708 Too late. 652 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,666 Ouch! 653 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:54,583 That hurt like hell! 654 00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:57,041 You never listen to anyone, do you? 655 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:59,958 Not much. I've stopped doing that. 656 00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:02,208 I gave myself a break. 657 00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:05,583 Is that what you're doing with your freedom? 658 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:09,583 I did what I could with it. 659 00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:14,041 You haven't always been a savage. 660 00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:18,125 You used to have a family. You used to be a dentist. You had a life! 661 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,250 Yes, the life of a dentist, 662 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:23,500 the problems of a dentist, the family of a dentist. 663 00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:27,750 Most dentists jump out of the window at their own practice. 664 00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,541 I jumped onto a bus instead. 665 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,250 -What bus? -Bus 32. 666 00:51:32,916 --> 00:51:36,416 The Gare de l'Est Porte de Saint-Cloud line. 667 00:51:37,791 --> 00:51:39,458 On that bus, I swore to myself 668 00:51:39,541 --> 00:51:43,166 I would never stare a lady in the eyes again. 669 00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:45,541 That's how all the bullshit starts, 670 00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:48,333 in a woman's gaze. 671 00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:53,708 And it's because of a woman's gaze that I'm here. 672 00:51:54,666 --> 00:51:56,333 With those emerald eyes. 673 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,625 Oh, as soon as she sat down 674 00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:01,791 in front of me on that bus, I knew I was done. 675 00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,875 I thought you'd taken a pledge… 676 00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:05,958 It's her fault for looking at me like she did! 677 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:08,458 She knew I'd follow her right away. 678 00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:10,500 -Oh, yeah, where to? -Oh… 679 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:15,208 Mexico, Madrid, London, Buenos Aires. 680 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:19,333 She was in a tap-dancing troupe. 681 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,416 We didn't speak the same language. 682 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,500 We never had to say a word. 683 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:26,916 It kept me going for six months. 684 00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:31,208 I learned tap dancing so she'd notice me. 685 00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:35,541 But she'd already picked another guy, 686 00:52:35,625 --> 00:52:37,750 a croupier in Caracas. 687 00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:40,541 So, for the very first time, 688 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 I looked straight into her eyes 689 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:50,500 and I went: "it's either him or me". 690 00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:52,708 What happened? 691 00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:55,166 She said: "It's him". 692 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,375 Do you know the Ayacucho region? 693 00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,583 No. 694 00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:05,750 There's a famous mine, 695 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:10,791 with the world's purest emeralds 696 00:53:10,875 --> 00:53:14,916 and the least empathetic cops in Central America. 697 00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:18,875 "Emeralds robbed from mine." 698 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:20,333 Don't tell me… 699 00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:21,541 I am telling you. 700 00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:23,416 You are looking at the dumbest 701 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,958 emerald thief in the Northern Hemisphere, 702 00:53:25,041 --> 00:53:26,625 with four countries after him, 703 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:30,541 who was also cuckolded by a Slovenian tap dancer 704 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:34,250 he met at the Saint-Augustin stop in Paris. 705 00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:38,125 All those emeralds must've touched her, right? 706 00:53:38,791 --> 00:53:41,750 You know, with the Venezuelian junta on my ass, 707 00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:44,500 I didn't have time to surprise her with them. 708 00:53:44,583 --> 00:53:46,708 Yes, but you had sweet intentions. 709 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,041 I already told you, my curse 710 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,000 is that I always wanted to please women. 711 00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,375 Tell me, 712 00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:55,250 you said you learned tap dancing, 713 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,541 does that… 714 00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:07,541 Bravo! 715 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,833 Didn't that do the trick for your dancer? 716 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:25,916 It did, it made her laugh. 717 00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:31,041 But… 718 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:35,000 your package… Did you really get it removed? 719 00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:37,333 What package? 720 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:39,708 Your… genitals. 721 00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,041 Everything. 722 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:47,041 Everything! If every guy who's upset got castrated… 723 00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:51,583 I'm not upset, I'm tired. 724 00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:53,583 You women drained me. 725 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:55,708 I want you guys to leave me alone now. 726 00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:00,166 Oh! What's this? 727 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:07,333 The Canaima people. They're terrified of them. 728 00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:11,458 I hate little girls that listen at the door. 729 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:13,000 Get rid of the door, then. Édouard! 730 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:15,125 -Huh? -Like this? 731 00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:18,083 That's great, but now is not the time. 732 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,583 The guns! 733 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,166 -Édouard! -They won't get through. 734 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:25,125 Guns! Block the entrance! 735 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:30,000 Let's go! OK! Damn mud! Come quick! 736 00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,208 What does "genitals" mean? 737 00:55:31,291 --> 00:55:33,291 They're the source of our trouble. 738 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:39,666 Come on! Let's go! 739 00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:42,000 Hey, what's this? 740 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,750 What did you eat? 741 00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:46,458 Nothing. By the way, I'm hungry. I'm not going up there. 742 00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:48,458 Lulu! I said "Lulu!" 743 00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:50,083 No! Come back here, this is dangerous! 744 00:55:50,166 --> 00:55:51,625 I'll go wherever I want to. 745 00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:53,833 I never had a father and I don't need one! 746 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:58,500 Come quick, I'll nudge you up. 747 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,375 You're gonna nudge me in front of everyone? 748 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:02,583 Come on, stop dreaming, I'll help you up there. 749 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:07,125 You know, tap dancing is a great way to offset your lumbering appearance. 750 00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:09,000 Can you do me a favor? 751 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,083 Forget all of this. 752 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,666 Who said I wanted to please you? 753 00:56:22,708 --> 00:56:25,166 Attack! 754 00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:51,083 It's OK… 755 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,500 It's all over now. 756 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,041 Why is he so cold? 757 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:11,375 Why won't he look at me anymore? 758 00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:15,208 You wanted to know everything. 759 00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,583 But, that's not him. 760 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,791 He's not a piece of meat. 761 00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:21,916 Who he was, all the stuff he could do, 762 00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:25,333 and his smile… Where did all that stuff go? 763 00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:31,333 What are those drops falling out of my eyes? 764 00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,500 Where's he going? 765 00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:13,125 The river will take him to the sea. 766 00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:17,416 He'll come back here as rain. 767 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:21,541 We need to go. You don't sleep in a dead man's village. 768 00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:23,458 They say it's bad luck. 769 00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:44,166 It's weird, that's not how I pictured it. 770 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:45,291 What? 771 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,750 Having a mom and dad. 772 00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:49,750 Maybe landing here wasn't so unlucky after all. 773 00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,916 I think us three together is really nice. 774 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,500 Is everybody else like you up there? 775 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,250 Let me see. 776 00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:01,041 Her hair is turning white. 777 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:05,250 You can't let those who have died go. 778 01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:07,416 Get some sleep. 779 01:00:08,416 --> 01:00:11,291 Get some sleep. Don't worry, we're here. 780 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:19,500 You came here to seek refuge. 781 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,250 Yes. 782 01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:26,166 Did you come here to hide 783 01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:31,625 or to avoid catching the gaze of a woman on a bus? 784 01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:36,000 If bus 32 made a stop here, I'd really be out of luck. 785 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:12,208 Lulu! Don't swim too far out, the currents are strong. 786 01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:14,125 No, it's cold, it's nice! 787 01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:21,708 Women… buses… bullshit. I wouldn't say no to a cup of joe, though. 788 01:01:21,791 --> 01:01:24,875 What do you want? Édouard! 789 01:01:24,958 --> 01:01:28,625 No! Help! Édouard! 790 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,583 Let her go! Get off Lulu! 791 01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:35,583 Grab the little one and watch out! 792 01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:41,125 -Édouard, help! -No, Lulu, he can't… 793 01:01:41,916 --> 01:01:44,625 Let me go! Édouard! 794 01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:46,291 -Let me go! -Help! 795 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:50,458 They're kidnapping Lulu! Do something! 796 01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:10,583 All right, I'm the one who called that idiot. 797 01:02:10,666 --> 01:02:12,083 I screwed up. 798 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,000 Does that never happen to you? 799 01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:15,916 What do you want from me, an apology? 800 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,125 I'm too upset to apologize. 801 01:02:19,791 --> 01:02:21,708 How long are you gonna keep peeling this? 802 01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:24,250 What are you doing? Fruit sculpures? 803 01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:26,958 Eat your damn pear and let's go! 804 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,208 -Where to? -Look! 805 01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:34,333 I'm asking you this as a favor. 806 01:02:34,416 --> 01:02:38,708 I know this is a huge sacrifice for you, 807 01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:44,708 but for once, skip dessert, and let's go! 808 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,583 -You know the way. -Listen up! 809 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:52,041 You know that 20 meters from the goddamn john… 810 01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:57,833 Her pill! 811 01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:01,916 If she doesn't take it, she could die. 812 01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:05,791 Her age is going to catch up with her at lightning speed. 813 01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:11,416 Yeah, to her, one hour is like ten years. 814 01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:15,416 No, we can't let her die! I'm begging you! 815 01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,875 POST OFFICE ALMANAC 816 01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:23,833 The full moon! 817 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:30,541 Six days from now. They'll be back in six days. 818 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:31,666 Who's "they"? 819 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,875 "When the Moon will be full." 820 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:38,958 Now promise me something… 821 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:40,791 Anything you say. 822 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:43,208 If we manage to save her, you're going to promise me, 823 01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:46,708 and I mean it, that you'll really leave me alone. 824 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,416 Of course. It goes without saying. 825 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,875 It's even better if you say it. 826 01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:52,625 -I just did. -Say it! 827 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,750 -I promise. -There you go! 828 01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:02,333 What are you doing here? 829 01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,416 Choo-choo… 830 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:05,541 That kid's getting on my nerves. 831 01:04:07,083 --> 01:04:13,375 Choo-choo-choo-choo… 832 01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:29,000 How old do you think the girl is? 833 01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:32,125 Her urea levels are higher than those of a centenarian. 834 01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:35,000 Her hair's texture is incredible. 835 01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:37,250 She looks like Ramses II's mummy. 836 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,000 This means she's over 3,000 years old. 837 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:41,750 What's going on? 838 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,958 Shit, what's wrong with my machine? 839 01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:56,250 I told you to check the electrodes. It's your fault. 840 01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:07,166 Enough! 841 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:10,625 The girl must've unplugged it. That's all. Go and check! 842 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,625 What the hell is going on! 843 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,625 She couldn't have vanished. 844 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:19,666 Search the lifeboats! 845 01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:20,666 Yes, Major. 846 01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,166 Bénard! 847 01:06:33,625 --> 01:06:37,000 Bénard, hurry up! 848 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:10,708 Taxi! 849 01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:27,000 They're still here, let's go. 850 01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:28,916 We'll tell them a helicopter 851 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,291 can get the girl up there in less than an hour! 852 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:34,416 Unless we rely on a bazooka to do the explaining for us, 853 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:36,125 it may take a while to convince them. 854 01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:38,750 No, follow my lead, don't be intimidated by them! 855 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:43,000 I'll just stay back, I wouldn't want to make them angry. 856 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,750 I'm sure you'll find the right words. 857 01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:47,708 You bastard, you don't understand shit! 858 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:51,000 It's crucial that we bring the girl back to the point of impact. It's a qu… 859 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,041 I'll bring her wherever I want… 860 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:54,791 -once I've found her. -You're hurting me! 861 01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:56,958 What do you mean? 862 01:08:57,041 --> 01:08:58,083 What did you do with her? 863 01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:01,291 She ran away! If you don't mind, we can discuss this on the way! 864 01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,500 On the way to where? Ouch, ouch, ouch! 865 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,625 You know her better than I do. 866 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,166 I'm sorry, people! 867 01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:09,000 I don't mean to intrude, 868 01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:10,750 or to get involved in people's business… 869 01:09:12,041 --> 01:09:12,875 Who's that dumbass? 870 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:16,958 A tourist, I'm sightseeing. Oh, I love the weather. 871 01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:20,333 Aren't you looking for a little girl with pigtails? 872 01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:22,750 Because I saw her go that way. 873 01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,750 -Go check it out. -I love this! 874 01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:27,833 I love helping people out, especially on vacation. 875 01:09:27,916 --> 01:09:29,125 Come with me! 876 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:34,541 Come with me! 877 01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,625 My trike! 878 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,208 Get in. Move it! 879 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:55,500 We're coming. 880 01:09:58,250 --> 01:10:02,833 My cab! My cab! 881 01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:16,291 A police station! Stop! 882 01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:23,416 Let's ask them to help us find the girl, 883 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,250 she's in danger! 884 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:26,375 Don't you get it yet? 885 01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:28,250 If I go there, I'll be out in 20 years. 886 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,375 You're so selfish! 887 01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:32,000 I mean, this is getting so annoying! 888 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:33,458 I got an idea. The phone! 889 01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:38,416 Hold on, I'll give you a number to memorize: 633-33-33-33. 890 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,416 What is it? 891 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,916 A coded number for Colonel Villeneuve. 892 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,291 If things get tough, he's your get-out-of-jail card 893 01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,833 if the cops recognize you. 894 01:10:45,916 --> 01:10:48,041 Hide, I'll go. 895 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,208 The money! 896 01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:54,708 It's a question of life and death! A little girl, 897 01:10:54,791 --> 01:10:57,250 a little girl with pigtails, 898 01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,416 a special little girl who comes from the Moon! 899 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:03,625 Moon, star… 900 01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:14,291 A little girl, she was running… 901 01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:15,875 We need to catch up with her. 902 01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:21,041 Haven't you seen her? She's… danger! 903 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:28,166 Those idiots didn't understand a word I said. 904 01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:32,166 How do you say "full moon" and alien in Spanish? 905 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:34,333 -Huh? -Get her! 906 01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:36,125 Oh, not him! 907 01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:51,833 Choo-choo. 908 01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:55,208 Hey! 909 01:11:58,375 --> 01:11:59,500 Lulu! 910 01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:03,375 Margaux, I was supposed to have left the country. 911 01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,916 Now that the cops have tracked me down, 912 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,333 they'll never let me off. Thanks! 913 01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:09,250 They have other things to do, 914 01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:12,166 -you poor sod. -I'm not a poor sod. 915 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:14,833 Stop, you jackasses! 916 01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:26,458 Let me through! 917 01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:29,333 -Oh! -I'm a woman, after all! 918 01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:38,208 Excuse me. 919 01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:41,875 Hurry up! 920 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:51,291 Oh! Do something! Wake up! 921 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,916 OK, what should I do? 922 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,333 I have to let go the rest of the train, it can't be that hard! 923 01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:58,958 Go ahead! Do it! 924 01:12:59,041 --> 01:12:59,875 -Pull that pin! -What? 925 01:13:05,458 --> 01:13:08,625 You're twisting it the wrong way. Let me do it! 926 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,875 Shit! 927 01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:20,333 …Point K. 928 01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:25,875 -You dumbasses! -GIve me that pin! 929 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,375 Let's get on that thing, dammit! 930 01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:29,541 Come on! 931 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:34,666 Come on, quick, faster! 932 01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,000 I'm going as fast as I can. 933 01:13:43,166 --> 01:13:45,583 He's slowing down, he saw us! 934 01:13:45,666 --> 01:13:47,416 Do something! 935 01:13:48,166 --> 01:13:50,375 Come on, goddammit! 936 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:54,291 Hurry up! Come on! 937 01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:57,708 Will you get off my damn back? 938 01:14:15,708 --> 01:14:18,958 Come on, man, go faster! Show me what she's got! 939 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:03,125 Faster! Faster! And come and see this! 940 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:16,416 Ask him to go faster! 941 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,375 He says we're going uphill. 942 01:15:18,458 --> 01:15:20,833 What are we doing here? Where are we? 943 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,125 You want me to tell you where we are? 944 01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:24,958 -Yes! -In deep shit. 945 01:15:25,041 --> 01:15:25,916 That's where we are. 946 01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:28,625 Shoot them. Act like a man for once. 947 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:30,458 -Shoot at them. -Come on now! 948 01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:34,708 -Ah, congrats! Congrats! -Hey, we're moving! 949 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:35,791 Give it to me! 950 01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:38,541 Look, we're not at the funfair! 951 01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:43,333 -You bastards! Unbelievable! -What the hell did they break? 952 01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:47,791 See? It works better when we do it together! 953 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,333 Start that piece of junk! 954 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,625 Where is the train going? 955 01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,541 Where's Lulu? 956 01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:10,000 -They're over there! -Oh! 957 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:23,791 Yes, we'll give you hand. 958 01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:25,625 Wait! 959 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:27,250 -Move over! -It's stuck! 960 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:28,708 Let me do this. 961 01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:32,750 There you go. It wasn't that hard! 962 01:16:35,375 --> 01:16:36,208 Here they come! 963 01:16:36,958 --> 01:16:38,208 Quick, hide! 964 01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:43,333 Faster, guys. They're straight ahead. Let's go! 965 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:47,458 Slow down. Hit the brakes. 966 01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:51,166 Go right! Just in time. 967 01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:55,791 -Nice job, guys! -Thanks, Major. 968 01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:02,500 Look! 969 01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:05,333 I think we need to hurry up. 970 01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:07,625 How the hell did I get involved in this? 971 01:17:07,708 --> 01:17:09,041 I had a quiet life, on my own. 972 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,958 Yes, maybe, but you were bored. 973 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:12,666 Over there! 974 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,291 This is your last stop. Get off the bus, man! 975 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:26,416 Come on, let's go! 976 01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:33,291 What's going on? 977 01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:40,250 Oh! Did you see this? 978 01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,208 What? 979 01:17:41,291 --> 01:17:44,708 There! The bus number. This is bus 32. 980 01:17:44,791 --> 01:17:46,958 Amazing, huh? 981 01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,166 Can I tell you a secret? 982 01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:52,541 This is the first time I've set foot in a bus that says 32. 983 01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:53,833 What? 984 01:17:54,458 --> 01:17:57,333 I like to tell stories. I find it relaxing. 985 01:17:57,416 --> 01:18:01,000 Relaxing? What about your tap dancer… 986 01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:03,958 and her emerald eyes? All that stuff… 987 01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:06,583 Her eyes were probably even more beautiful in my dreams. 988 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:07,666 Oh! 989 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,708 Seriously, do you know 990 01:18:09,791 --> 01:18:13,333 a lot of Slovenian tap dancers that end up in Caracas? 991 01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:15,125 This is a breach of trust. 992 01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:22,875 What's going on? 993 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,875 Pont de Saint-Cloud! Last stop! 994 01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:31,666 Over there! 995 01:19:01,041 --> 01:19:02,708 Come here, Lulu. 996 01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,083 We'll break for an hour. 997 01:20:13,625 --> 01:20:16,416 Maybe he would've been the man of my life. 998 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,708 And I can't even remember his name. 999 01:20:19,291 --> 01:20:23,375 When you love someone, is it always so sad? 1000 01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:27,166 Not always, but pretty often it is. 1001 01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:29,583 No, don't tell her that! 1002 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,666 What would you know about it? 1003 01:20:33,791 --> 01:20:37,625 I don't want to… go home. 1004 01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:42,000 I'd like to live here a little longer. 1005 01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:43,541 Just a little longer. 1006 01:20:45,083 --> 01:20:46,250 Please. 1007 01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:51,500 You can't, sweetie, no… 1008 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:56,375 The seconds keep ticking away. 1009 01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:58,166 They're telling you to go home. 1010 01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:09,875 If she just started appreciating life, 1011 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:14,291 it's going to seem way too short. 1012 01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,833 This little girl, who fell to Earth with the rain… 1013 01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:22,416 I hardly know her. 1014 01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:26,791 The way she looks right through us like we're made of glass… 1015 01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:29,125 You can't cheat. 1016 01:21:30,208 --> 01:21:32,791 Now I want to have 34 kids. 1017 01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:53,416 Look, up there! 1018 01:23:57,208 --> 01:24:00,791 I kept them because I thought they might 1019 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:03,500 make a nice breakup present one day. 1020 01:24:09,791 --> 01:24:10,625 What about the rest? 1021 01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:13,458 No, I said it's in the event of a breakup. 1022 01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:17,041 You know, at your age, you'll never use them all up. 1023 01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,500 Unless you get three women a day. 1024 01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:21,250 You know what? 1025 01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,500 Next time a lady asks me to father her 34 kids, 1026 01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:26,750 I'll tie the entire satchel to her ankles and throw her into the Orinoco. 1027 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,833 -I never asked you that. -You implied it. 1028 01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:30,500 What did I imply? 1029 01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:33,375 Oh, don't play games with me! 1030 01:24:33,458 --> 01:24:35,166 I was talking hypothetically… 1031 01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:37,583 "Hypothetically"? I know what you said. 1032 01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:39,125 I never imagined myself… 1033 01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:40,125 I'll keep my gems! 1034 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:41,458 …living with 34 rugrats. 1035 01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:44,166 All right! They agreed. 1036 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:46,250 They agreed to give you guys a try. 1037 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:47,666 For what? 1038 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:50,250 To be our parents. So, can we go now? 1039 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:51,666 -Where? -To Central Park. 1040 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,625 All right, let's go! 1041 01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:13,541 ‎Subtitle translation by: Thomas Isackson 73756

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