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Here's another one of the hardcore ones.

Really?

You should look through his lie detector test.

Available to you anytime.

You have to speak louder. I can't understand you.

What is your location?

Please copy.

Try number 2.

Copy... please copy!

Well, use poststralle, what do I care?

It's there for you to use.

You must be joking.

You normally have everything under control.

Play the music, you know how it works.

Play the music.

Code of the day?

You must be joking.

Well...

Did you get anywhere?

Would that satisfy you?

You should eat something proper before heads start rolling.

You weren't behaving entirely correctly back there.

And this isn't coming from me.

This is coming from higher up.

You don't say.

Maybe you should have said something earlier, no?

All of the seven deadly sins, for their sake!

Who's that?

Is this relevant to your mission?

A lot.

Well, I don't know.

No offense, but...

I think you should go on a vacation.

Why?

What could be more relaxing than working with you?

Tell me, did you dream anything?

No, nothing.

I did.

I can't really remember. It was more like a feeling.

It had something to do with you.

With today. Do you really have to go there?

If you don't know who the enemy is, you have to be very careful.

Hey, you assholes. Get lost.

How do I look?

- Hey! - Look at you!

Not too bad, right?

Almost looks like my gas stations attendant's hat

can you get free hamburgers now?

The idiot is back again.

This is bullshit.

I got the job. I'm starting tomorrow.

Here? Are you crazy?

What do you want? I don't wanna hang around anymore.

You don't need to work here.

You get five marks an hour and what's going on here?

And what do you do? You stay out all night.

That is none of your damn business.

Why? In the end it's about the money.

Now I can buy some more stuff!

Besides, if you don't like it...

Piss off.

Yeah, I'm gonna do just that.

Good evening.

Good evening.

One of your girls.

Who?

I think... her.

Oh, her. Too late, she's done for today.

Her address?

Forget it.

Explosives, incendiary bombs and their...

Machine gun fire taught them a better lesson.

Hello, some beers please.

A malt beer for me, please.

Two beers, coming up.

You gonna get wasted again?

No, I won't.

One gentleman, the Japanese consul,

was unteachable and refused to change his mind.

- I have no money. - Seriously?

That would be twenty Mark, please.

Do you have anything to pitch in?

Stop, you're not to touch the till.

Alright, thank you.

Bye.

See you.

Of course, I'm telling you.

Every time I played my new tape it stopped.

You've got a problem. Stay away from that shit.

Well, you're not listening properly.

That's right.

Have I told you about my new death frogs?

I could train them to be frog assasins.

So they can bite off men's cocks?

Sure, why not?

But apparently castration doesn't solve the problem.

Did you know that lady di actually gave birth to a frog?

I read somewhere that they're a symbol for fertility...

Or the fluid that comes out when your water breaks.

In Mayan culture they were a symbol for the vagina...

"Mucho" or something like that.

Moms against muchos.

I think the McDonald's m looks like a mother's tits.

Big, soft and round.

How about this: Super-technician seeks attractive female...

Big breasts wanted. Marriage possible.

Meetings daily at h burger.

And why not at the peepshow?

Don't start that again.

Got a light?

Don't. Not now.

You sounded so nice in my ears.

Why, we rarely see each other.

We don't have to constantly see each other

and why? I don't bite.

No, but it burns. At the peepshow, sometimes...

I feel like I'm burning under a magnifying glass.

- But you never get burned. - No.

And you know why? I think I have super powers.

The other day, there was this guy. He had eyes like a laser.

He wanted to slit me open or something like that.

But... somehow, I made it.

People...

With...

Bad teeth...

With herpes...

With skin diseases, with eczemas...

And with tattoos...

Will obviously not have direct contact with customers...

But where?

In the kitchen.

Exactly!

Don't forget that!

What should our appearance be at work?

Clean shaven, clean fingernails, clean teeth and fresh breath.

Every day.

To combat body odor, I use deodorant.

At work I wear black shoes and black pants.

And I have a proper haircut.

Just like this one.

One more time.

The physical appearance...

Of our service staff.

Is...

For our customers...

Of the highest importance!

And that brings me to the main question.

What makes h burger better than...

All of the patties, buns and the garbage of our rivals?

The h burger is made of 100 % German beef.

It's free of any additives, preservatives...

Binding agents and is grilled without any grease.

And anyone can watch us cook! We have nothing to hide!

And that's why it's absolutely essential to...

Hot only to always maintain your personal clothing, but...

To always make sure that every single kitchen appliance...

Isin impeccable order!

And smile! Smile!

After all, we're selling happiness!

Tell me, did you dream anything?

I can't really remember... It was more like a feeling

it has something - can't really remember.

It was more like a feeling.

Can't - can't remember. It was more like a feeling.

I think I'm capable of super powers.

Capable of super powers. I'm capable of super powers.

He wanted to slit me open.

Slit me open.

Slit me open. Slit - slit - slit or something like that.

Eyes like a laser.

Like a laser -

- laser - laser - laser...

You know exactly why this can't happen with the tapes.

This is the third time I've seen them lying around.

Do you understand?

You know how important this is.

Make sure it doesn't happen again!

Didn't I tell you to lock away this cassette?

If someone gets their hands on this...

Let me tell you: It would be a disaster.

In the future, you're going to lock this cassette away!

Understood?

Yes.

They are controlling everyone.

What are you even talking about?

- You've got to listen to it! - 1 don't want to.

- Piss off! You're not on today. - I was out all day.

I worked all day on this. At least listen to it.

No, I don't want to! Piss off!

Leave me alone. You're an asshole!

At least listen to -

no, I don't want to!

Fuck!

Piss off! Get out!

Where am 1?

You were here before.

You remember me.

I remember everyone who comes here.

What do you want anyway?

This might sound a bit silly,

but when I look at you...

The light reflects?

Erm, yeah... I know, it sounds silly.

But it's there, something that I can't explain.

What is it?

Alright. I'm going to tell you a story.

Sure. It's your money.

A dream...

In it, I'm walking down a road.

Nothing but fields, left and right.

I don't know where I am.

The road endlessly keeps going straight

I'm thinking...

You haven't been here before, but...

Somehow this all seems familiar.

Do you understand?

And? Is there more?

Suddenly, I see something on the road.

You know, it shines, gleams. It's greenish in color.

It reflects the sunshine.

So, I walk over and I want to pick it up.

But it's slick and slips out of my hands.

And?

What is it?

I don't know.

Some kind of substance.

An animal.

I don't know.

Why are you telling me all this?

Do you think we could meet somewhere later?

You'd never recognize me.

Oh yes, I would.

I'm an expert in that.

We'll meet. You'll see.

Where did you come from?

From outside.

I don't have time right now.

Yeah, yeah.

Can't you see that I'm working?

Are you ever gonna be done?

No!

Some things are more important than you.

The big warrior feels misunderstood again.

Look, with this, they control everything.

I know. With that, they control everything.

You know what that means?

Yes, of course.

Do you not care at all?

Don't you see that all this is ancient?

How long do you think this kind of music has been used?

Ever since the gestapo has used music to make people shit

themselves to death.

Do you want to be in the front page headlines?

"Scandal at h burger!"

Street boy uncovers mystery about the power of music.

I don't wanna even hear it...

"They control everything."

It's true!

"It's true, it's true ..." You know what?

You don't know what you're talking about.

And I don't think it's funny.

You don't know anything about music.

What?!

I don't know anything about music?

A little, maybe. But how you're doing it isn't right.

I'm leaving.

Yeah, leave.

The analysis of the super-8 film says that...

Kennedy was hit by a bullet in the front of his torso as well.

There you are, jaeger.

These gentlemen are from h burger holding company.

They have turned to me as head of security with a rather

explosive matter

over to you, gentlemen.

Alright, from the beginning. Please get him up to speed.

For quite some time, there have been...

Incidents in some of our restaurants.

We have reason to believe that some groups

whose intentions we don't know yet...

Want to disrupt the smooth running of our business,

systematically.

These people inexplicably succeeded in...

Influencing our music system.

Jaeger, what do you say to that?

Where did you get it from?

Oh...

Would you please turn that off?

To avoid further disturbances of this kind...

We are planning, what you call, a surprise attack.

Quick...

Clean and 100 % efficient, just like we do it.

The inner core of this, this -

- to the point. Get to the point.

Alright, well...

Your task, jaeger...

Is to lead a special mission within this opertaion.

And what is it I will be doing?

Oh nothing special.

The same thing you've already done for our friends in the past.

Remember this face.

Why?

I never want to see it again. Do you understand?

And if I find this face likeable?

Sympathy can sometimes be... deadly.

Hamburg. All of the persons who have been

admitted to the hospital

after a case of suspected mass poisoning have been released

due to overcrowding.

The press offcial at h burger corporation

denied that illegal sound waves...

Were the cause of this sudden sickness.

And announced that it was technically impossible.

Berlin reports heavy clashes between rioters and police.

The latest riots continue.

There have been reports of clashes between

rioters and the police in every major city in west Germany.

The damage to property alone caused this last week -

exceeds all previous riots.

According to new reports by the investigating authorities

there is a link between the mass poisoning that happened last week

and the current riots.

The police reported that -

- more than 2,000 tape recorders have been confiscated.

This trend of the youth taking to the streets...

In major cities with small or big recorders -

is spreading.

Gentlemen.

Keep calm.

Keep calm.

We have to remain calm in this situation.

There is absolutely no gag order on the news.

We only have a gag order on the information.

This so called "burger war" wouldn't have happened if h burger

and musak corporation had stuck to regulations.

Should they be banned from the federation?

Yes?

What?

Switch to channel 17.

They've got him again.

This way might be faster.

You used to be better.

I'll give you one more day.

You fucking disgust me.

Since when are we so sensitive?

Could you turn off that crap?

Doesn't it relax you?

You've liked it in the past.

It's just as nauseating as your fucking pleb steaks.

You mean, just as appetizing

bloats. Just a little bit.

What do you want?

It's a natural kind of bloating.

And a lucrative one.

Maybe you should look for a new job.

Something calmer.

Can you imagine anything calmer than my job?

Oh, don't worry. I'll finish it.

Maybe I don't like that face after all.

Hotel Quebec calling 86.

Calling 86.

86. Confirm on kilo-Alpha.

86, if you read, give eye signal. Over.

86, change to whisky-2!

86, you're on collision!

Car 13, trouble ahead.

No speed limit. 86 out of control.