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Original subtitles

- Previously on Astrid and Lilly Save the World.

- More like Pudge Pa trol.

- [LAUGHTER] - F those haters!

- BRUTUS: Long story short, a portal to another dimension

was opened by you.

You are also the only ones who can close it.

I mean, don't you trust me?

- CANDACE: Why are you so into this stuff?

- BRUTUS: Because love is a battlefield.

- CHRISTINE: Your mom asked me to give you a ride home.

[Van locks engage] - THE GUARDIAN: Hello, Sparrow.

[Dramatic music]

- Ugh!

- Something big is going to happen.

[Squelching]

- Oh, I think I got it!

No, wait...

It's way too smooth to be the Vorakkulum.

- Hm. - Hm.

- Can I just say that this particular color of guts

really brings out your eyes.

You look amazing!

- Oh, my God!

I was literally thinking the same thing about you!

Oh! Those cheekbones are just popping!

- Mm. - Supermodel status.

- Give it to me. [Lilly laughs]

- Ooh!

Slimy deflated brain.

- Check! - Mm-hm.

- Oh! Creepy tail thing.

- Check!

[Giggles] - Oh!

Ah, that's it!

Did we totally just get the tenth monster body part

for the Orb, thereby saving the world?

- BOTH: Check!

[Laughing]

[Triumphant music]

- Okay.

One last time.

[Hissing] [Triumphant music]

[Orb powers down]

[Both giggle]

[Upbeat alternative hip-hop plays]

[Boom]

- There you are!

- You know cold yoga's not a thing, right?

- Monster blood runs warmer than human blood.

- So sorry to interrupt your

special private yoga time.

But we have big news!

- Yeah?

- We just got the final

monster body part

to close the portal!

- [Laughing] - You did?

Holy chocomole!

- I know. Can we close the portal now?

- Soon! I just have to prepare it for the full moon!

- Ah, my gosh, it's gonna be so nice

to finally go to the dance tonight

and be normal teenagers for once.

- Yeah, well...

- Oh, shit. What?

- Well, I just found out that, um,

the Guardian is planning on blasting open

every portal door tonight

at the, uh...

- At the dance? Why?

- Turns out that tonight is the blood moon eclipse.

And that the dance is the best place to harvest

the human angst and insecurity,

not to mention body parts, from teenagers.

- Ugh. What a psycho.

- Yeah, you have no idea.

So,

remember when you, um,

- blasted open the portal? - Mm-hm.

- You also blasted the Guardian out of prison

where he was sent for all eternity

and transformed into a gas and put into

a very, very dark cell.

- Oh, God. For what?

- Oh, just for

taking over several dimensions

and turning them into hellscapes.

- Oh...

- In this one, he turned everyone inside out.

In this one, he turned everyone into slugs.

And in this one, he turned everyone inside out

and into slugs. It's not very original.

- Okay, I think the less we hear, the better.

- Okay, so, how do we defeat him?

- Snatch his master key.

He wears it around his neck like a statement necklace.

If i t's not around his neck, no powers

and then you can totally take him out.

- What if he activates the Orb

before we get the key and kill him?

- Yeah, that would not be good.

Monster soup.

- Okay,

steal this creep's master key,

take him down,

save Sparrow,

all before the dance!

Easy-peasy.

[Foreboding music]

[Cutlery clinking on plate]

- Mm.

Mm.

Delicious.

[The Guardian laughs]

I need to

build up my strength for tonight.

You understand.

- Whatever you need, great one.

- See, now, that's what I like to hear.

[Chuckles]

A thousand years ago,

you people didn't appreciate me,

or my brilliant ideas.

Idiots.

But, I forgive you

because once we fire up this baby

and all the portals open,

you will be joined

by thousands of my minions

from every dimension

and then

the world will be mine.

- You mean "ours," right?

- Hm?

- Sorry, you said, "The world will be all mine,"

but y-you meant ours?

- Yes.

Of course.

And now that we're so close...

No one can stop us.

Especially not

two little girls.

Isn't that right, Sparrow?

[The Guardian laughs]

So...

what's everyone wearing to the dance?

[School bell]

- Hey, Eggs.

Oh, cool! I've-I've been meaning to read

The Journey Inside the Inside of an Actor's Brain.

[Chuckles]

How is it?

- Surprisingly decent.

Minus all the rebirth metaphors.

[Laughing]

- Cool, cool. I...

Yeah, I heard it was, like, the foundation

of every great actor's studies, so, um...

Eh, uh...

For your next big role,

would it interest you to...

shuffle off to Buffalo

tonight

with me?

- Mm, dancing is exercise

that raises the heartbeat an average of 20 bpm.

- Okay.

- I'd be honoured to go to the dance with you.

If that's what you meant.

- Yeah, yeah. That was...

That was exactly what I meant.

[Laughs]

Uh...

Okay.

- Everything's clear for the dance, yeah?

Good.

[Giggling]

- Oh, God. Here we go.

- Um, hi, Sparrow.

- What do you want?

- Ah, okay, um...

Well, I just haven't seen you or-or talked to you in a while.

Just want to make sure you're okay?

- I'm the best I've ever been.

- Well, I feel like we left things off, kind of...

You want to go talk somewhere else?

- Why would I want to talk to you?

You really think someone like me

would like someone like you?

Come on, Astrid.

I got what I wanted;

wasn't that great.

Shall we?

[Tense music]

- He's really not in there.

- He didn't mean that.

I'm so sorry.

We're going to get him back, okay?

- I really hope so.

But, for now,

let's go follow my possessed boyfriend.

[Edgy music]

Ugh...

The last time I was here, I was busting Sparrow out.

Not watching him walk in.

- Oh, that sucks.

- You know what else? - Hm?

- The last time I was here, I saw through the floor

and into the basement and saw...

- A statement necklace!

- Let's go!

- What is this weird place?

Feels really wrong down here.

- Yeah, like we definitely shouldn't be here.

- Astrid, look!

The pendant.

[Snoring] And the Orb.

That's him.

- That's him?

Holy shit.

[Snoring]

I think he's asleep.

Okay...

[Calming exhale]

You're going to get it, right?

- No, it's your turn.

- Well, I guess we'll just both get it together.

- Hm.

[Gasps]

- Hi, girls.

- Ow! Let us go!

- Astrid, it's burning!

- How fascinating.

My mark's not appearing.

[Grunts; groans]

- Run!

- Should I stop them?

- No.

Let them go.

I want them to see the big show.

- His smile is gonna haunt my dreams forever,

which, I guess, might not be much longer.

Why didn't he try to stop us?

- Because

he didn't think we could stop him.

When he's on our turf,

he'll see what's what.

Maybe.

- Hey, guys. - BOTH: Ho!

- You can't with that today!

We just went to the Guardian's lair to try and failed

to get the pendant before the dance.

- And why didn't you tell us

the Guardian was some basic-ass white dude?

- I didn't know what form he's gonna take.

Are you guys okay?

- Not really. This feels hopeless.

How are we supposed to get the master key?

- It's like he knew we were coming.

- And he was super strong.

- We need to get this dance cancelled.

- I wish I could help you guys tonight,

but my horn can't go anywhere near the Guardian's Orb,

otherwise, this pretty face...

blows off.

- Ew.

- Lovely. - Yeah.

- Well,

since everyone's faces are blowing off tonight,

might as well give you this now.

- Mm.

[Paper crinkling]

[Tender music]

- Just a little...

thanks for being on our team.

[Sigh]

- Guys...

No one's ever given me a...

I don't-I don't know what to say.

[Deep exhale]

You guys are the closest thing to family

I've had since, well...

my own family, so...

- Sorry we can't help you close the portal.

Well, with the whole end of days thing, you know?

- Yeah, don't worry about that. I mean...

I can handle it and you guys can focus on big G.

I'll go see if I can dig up some more info and...

I'll find you later.

[Deep inhale; exhale]

- Operation cancel death dance and then outsmart asshole,

commencing now.

- Hey, so, bad news!

Dance is cancelled.

- Um, asbestos poisoning.

- Somebody had diarrhea all over the caf!

- GUY: What are you talking about?

- There's a monster coming to kill everyone.

- No? No one?

- Yello, yello. Officer Drew speaking.

- ASTRID (LOW VOICE): Ah, hello officer.

This is Dr. Kathy Kourtlin

from the health department

and we have an emergency

rat situation at the high school

and we're going to need you to...

- Evacuate? - Evacuate the premises and, uh,

- Barricade? - Barricade the entrances.

Yeah, I've never seen anything like this.

Rats everywhere!

- Okay. Yeah.

Nice try, girls.

[Call hangup beeps]

- Okay, well, maybe they'll listen to an authority figure?

- Yeah.

- You got this!

[Click] [Feedback]

- Hey, Ferrets!

It's me, Michelle.

Supe sad to announce

that the dance has been cancelled,

so, um, make sure you forget about coming tonight

because its definitely not happen...

- Oh, my gosh!

You guys are so busted.

Since you hate dances so much,

you can forget about coming tonight.

Yeah, I'm telling security not to let you in.

You are offish

banned.

- How is it possible that we just made everything worse?

- I have one last idea.

- The Guardian? - Yep.

- And that's what all those cosmic disturbances were?

- Yep. - And you decided to tell us

this in the shitter?

- Our office.

But, yeah.

Okay, look, we can't get the dance cancelled

and nobody's gonna believe us about monster stuff, anyway.

- And the Guardian is the scariest SOB

that we've encountered so far, so killing him

is gonna take a little bit of pushing his buttons,

which might be terrifying, but...

we have a plan we think might work.

We just need you guys to help.

- You've gotta be kidding me.

[Sigh]

Okay, we got you.

- Eggs...

you're in charge of this.

All right, people...

[Both sigh]

shit's about to get weird.

- LILLY: Is this too much blush?

- Oh, cute.

You're nervous.

Uh, and, no, you look great!

- Thanks.

Can't look too good

for a classic breaking and entering,

and a classic monster vanquish

if we can even sneak past Michelle.

Ideal first date stuff.

You look good too, you know.

- Too bad Sparrow won't get to appreciate

how frigging hot I look.

- I appreciate it!

- Hm.

[Tender music]

Astrid,

I'm scared.

[Sighs]

- Yeah, me, too.

- I just wish we could go to the dance like normal people

and have a normal time and just

be normal.

- But we're better than normal.

We're Pudge Patrol.

[Laughs]

- I think it's time for a little superhero wardrobe

accessorizing.

For strength!

- I am so in! - Yeah?

- Ah, aren't we just, like, the cutest, most badass bitches

that ever lived, like?

[Laughing]

- The cutestest badassest.

[Upbeat pop music]

[Laughing; squealing

[Sigh]

Hey, do you feel kinda guilty

that we're not helping Brutus close the portal?

- Like, we did that! - Mm-hm.

- Shouldn't we see it through to the end?

- Perhaps a little pitstop on the way to the dance?

- But, first. - Hm?

- Let's go put...

- BOTH: our dresses on!

[Sad, brooding music]

[Sizzling]

[Indistinct whispering voices]

[Paper crinkling]

[Tender music]

[Emotional sigh]

[Shuddering exhale]

[Emotional inhale; exhale]

[Tender music] - ASTRID: Brutus! - LILLY: Brutus?

- Surprise! [Giggles]

- What are you guys doing here?

- Portal closing party!

You're wearing your jacket!

- Yeah. I-I...

You both look great.

- Aw. - Hm.

[Zaps; air whooshing]

Uh, Brutus...

What's that behind you?

- It worked.

- What worked?

- That's not our portal

What is that?

- I, uh...

- Brutus?

- I gave you the wrong Orb.

- The wrong Orb? Wh...

what do you mean?

- Well, the-the truth is...

The truth is

my one true love never broke up with me.

She was sucked through a portal into a horrifying dimension,

one that is nothing like your lovely Earth.

And...

I have to rescue her,

just like your bird person.

So, I gave you the Orb that opens the portal

to the dimension where she is

instead of the one...

instead of the one that closes your portal.

- So, you've been lying to us this whole time?

- No.

- Isn't it your job to protect us?

Help us close this thing, like, Portal Protectorate and all?

- I may have stretched the truth on that one.

- How could you do this to us?

- I'm so sorry to betray your trust, I'm...

I'm sorry to leave you like this.

I would stay if I thought I could do anything else to help

but now that all the dimensions are destined for doom,

I have to at least try to see her one last time...

[Sniffles]

- Just go.

- I really meant what I said about you being like family.

[Whoosh]

[Zap]

[Deep breaths together]

[Thumping dance music]

- Angel.

Oh, demon.

I love it.

Hey!

Demon.

[Sigh]

- I can't believe I trusted that guy.

- I thought we were friends.

- I thought we were family.

- How are we supposed to face this alone?

Traitor.

[Tender music]

How could he give us the wrong Orb?

- I just feel so used.

- Makes me feel like I wanna give up.

- Yeah, me too.

But the fact is

we did vanquish ten monsters.

- That is true. - Mm-hm.

- He can't take that away from us.

- Mm-mm.

What if we don't give up?

- What if we don't?

[Thumping dance music]

I can't believe that worked.

- Michelle, foiled by her own precious dance decorations.

[Astrid giggles]

- BOTH: Let's do this!

[Thumping rap music]

♪♪ Walkin' like a boss, Where my money at ♪♪

♪♪ Walkin' like a boss, Where my money at ♪♪

♪♪ Walkin' like a boss, Where my money at ♪♪

♪♪ You see me and I'm looking like a 100 grand ♪♪

- Cool jackets, ladies.

- Yeah. We know!

- Bag's in the corner and the team's ready to go.

You guys okay?

- Right as rain. - Never been better.

- Can I just say:

you have some serious dance skills.

- I watched a lot of Fred Astaire.

I wanted you to have the, uh,

dance partner you deserved and, uh...

you're not so bad yourself.

- Well, an actor must always be prepared.

For anything.

- Well, I hope you're not acting when it comes to...

us.

- No. No...

Definitely not when it comes to us.

- Candace?

What are you doing here?

- Me?

Why are you here?

- I am chaperoning.

And I made it very clear to you that you cannot be here tonight.

- Because Lilly's my date?

- Wha...?

- Or is it because you're working for

some evil monster dude?

- You don't know what you are talking about.

- Maybe try worrying more about being a good mom

and less about whatever garbage

this guy is promising you.

[Tense music]

Please just call him off.

- Candace.

Please go home.

- No.

- You go home right now, little miss!

Candace, go home!

- Okay, the bag is in the back.- First sign of the Guardian,

we'll round up the troops, take them there.

- Yep. - Wow.

You clean up nice.

You look gorgeous, Lil.

- Oh, thanks. You, too.

I can't believe you're my date.

- I tried to talk sense into my mom.

I wish she would just listen to me for once.

- Don't beat yourself up.

She can't stop him, anyway.

- Well, I got you and Astrid some flower flair.

[Laughs]

- Aw.

- For me? - Yeah.

- Seriously?

Ah, that's actually really nice.

Ugh!

You're gonna make me like you, aren't you?

- Yeah. [Laughing]

[Upbeat airy music]

- Hello, everyone!

I hope you're enjoying Angels and Demons.

You're welcome.

Before we continue, it is time to announce

your Royals.

- Hm.

- Your king goes to...

Obvi Tate Hudson.

[Cheering; applause]

- ASTRID: Wow, Tate Hudson for King.

Wow, great King.

- Shocker, shocker-shocker.

[Tate chuckles]

And your Queen

goes to...

[Music stops] [Tate sighs]

Lilly Fortenberry?

- GUY: Wow!

- Shit.

- There is so much wrong with this.

Like, for starters, uh, what are you doing here

because I banned you from the dance?

I will wear this crown before I put it on your head.

- Give her the crown, Michelle.

Look, just because you were popular in high school

doesn't give you the right to be a jerk to kids now.

So, do us a favor and just

shut up.

[Snickering]

And, for the record,

I'm officially banning you as my kid's godmother.

[Laughing] - Yes!

[Feedback]

[Astrid chuckles]

- Bye.

[Tender music]

- Well, come on up here, Lilly!

[Cheering; applause]

- That's my best friend!

- That's my girlfriend!

We love you, Lilly!

[Tate laughs]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, okay, move, move-move-move.

Get out of the way, get out of the way!

- Ahem.

[Slow dance song]

- Okay, move.

- This is, um... unexpected.

- Not to me.

I voted for you.

Along with a lot of other people.

- What?

Why?

- Well, it seems kind of dumb now, considering all of this

end-of-days craziness of tonight but...

- Mm.

- I guess I just wanted to do something nice for you

after how I've acted this year.

Pudge Patrol stuff.

- Mm.

- Candace stuff.

Speaking of...

I think maybe there's someone else

who should have this dance.

♪♪ ...next to me Lying next to me ♪♪

♪♪ It's like zero gravity ♪♪

[Both laugh]

♪♪ It's like zero gravity ♪♪

- Uh,

should we...?

- We?

Sure.

♪♪ When you're next to me ♪♪

♪♪ It's like zero gravity ♪♪

- You all right?

Cool jacket.

- Yeah, I know.

- Look, Astrid, I just...

I wanted to say

thanks

and I'm so sorry.

I know I've been a dick and a complete idiot, but...

I'm trying to be better?

That's it.

- Whoa.

Ah, um...

Okay.

Okay.

I'll take it.

[Sighs]

- Okay, so when is this dude getting here?

- I don't know. Did you practice the oboe?

- Yes?

[Loud bang]

[Tense music]

- Sparrow.

Okay.

It's go time.

Did he just freeze Michelle?

Oh, shit!

That's new.

- Hey!

- Uh-uh.

[Confused chatter]

- Double shit.

[Chatter dies down to nothing

- Hi, girls.

[Tense music]

Looking for this?

- Oh, this is bad. Oh, this is really, really bad.- Sparrow, listen to me. Ah!

This isn't you! You're full of light

and-and kindness and...

Come on, I dunno, wedge fries!

But you don't wanna do this. What about Philbert, hm?

- Why are you talking to me?

- Welcome to the show.

Sorry, little girlies;

can't fight destiny.

This world

was always going to be mine.

Sparrow, tie these two up, hm?

Make sure to secure that one's leg.

[Groans, protests, squeals] - SPARROW: Come on.

- Ah! Oh, my...

- They're ready for your mark.

- Seems their little powers won't let them be marked.

- Oh...

- Doesn't matter.

Because I'm going to show these

monster hunters

what real power looks like.

- Wow, this guy really loves himself.

- Guard the Orb.

Whoof!

Yum.

I just feel the angst

radiating off of you all.

Now, it's almost time.

Are you ready

to serve your true purpose,

hm?

For me?

Hello.

- No!

- Oh-ho-ho.

Is this one important to you?

Well,

you probably shouldn't have told me that.

Christine?

I'm afraid I've miscounted.

We're going to need her intestines, as well.

- Wait! What?

That was not a part of our deal, partner.

You agreed to spare her.

- The path to righteousness

is defined by sacrifice.

- Nobody knows that more than I do.

But, she's one of us.

Uh, you can't just kill her.

Uh...

Take anybody else!

- Okay.

- Ah!! - Oh!

[Groans]

[Gasping]

Uh!

[Labored breathing]

- Hey,

clean this up.

[The guardian clears his throat]

Aren't you lucky?

[Squelching]

Oh, goody.

The blood moon eclipse.

[Zapping]

[Whooshing]

[Mechanical thud]

[Crackling]

[Edgy music]

My pets,

the countdown to guts town

has begun.

We collect in ten minutes.

[Hissing]

- God, I think we're too late.

I can't believe this is really happening.

I'm so scared!

- Me, too.

But, hey,

at least we almost saved the world.

- Yeah, yeah, we sure did, bestie.

[Tender music]

- I love you, Lilly.

- I love you, too.

If this really is the end, then I'm glad I'm here with you.

- Me, too.

[Sniffling]

- What is happening?

- Eggs, how are you not frozen?

Untie us while the Guardian is still over there!

- I don't have an answer for that.

When I came back from the bathroom,

everyone looked like this.

- Oh. - Okay, go, go, go, go.

[Exciting music]

- By the way... - Okay.

- I, uh, found this taped to your locker.

- Oh, it's from Brutus.

"I'm sorry..." Blah-blah-blah...

"Please forgive me"?

Okay, "I just found out some helpful info

on my portal travels.

The master key truly is a key,

meaning it can open things, but it can also close them.

Toss it into your portal to close it!"

- Wait, what? Really?

Good luck, hunters.

X-O, B."

I guess he came through for us one last time.

- Yeah, if it's even true.

Y'all ready to push some buttons?

Hit that shithead where it hurts.

- Mm-hm.

- Monster hunting...

Doesn't seem that hard.

Hey, yacht dork!

Guardian

is a stupid name.

- Well,

that was foolish.

Why aren't you frozen?

- I guess maybe your powers

aren't as great as you thought they were.

[Guardian laughs]

- Well, you're a sassy one, aren't you?

I think I'll turn you into toenail fungus

when this is all over.

My Orb!

[Funky music]

Where are those girls?

♪♪ You know there's trouble coming ♪♪

- Looking for this?

Guess who has all the power now, shitburger.

- Not so strong without your pendant,

huh?

Ho-ho-ho, I can smell your fear.

- I'm stronger than you

even without that pendant.

- Let's see, shall we?

[The Guardian laughs]

- You idiots!

You still think you can defeat me?

When will you learn

that the world will never respect you

the way they respect me?

Because I...

am a powerful man

with really good hair.

And you're...

- What?

Girls?

Outcasts?

Monster hunters?

[The Guardian laughs]

- It's so cute that you think you can...

- Oh, man! Shut up!

[Sizzling] [Gputtering]

- Go, go, go! - All right, who are you?

And what are you idiots doing?

- God, you don't shut up, do you?

- That's right. Come and get us, asshole!

- You really think that...

[High discordant sounds]

[Groaning]

[Sobbing] - Stop.

- Shut up, dude!

Okay, we've had a day!

Our guide is gone, you possessed her boyfriend

and now you're telling us we're not worthy or powerful?

We are freaking powerful as all freak!

- Hyah!

[Boom]

- All right.

Enough...

of this child's play!

Show's over!

I'm going to take you two out

with my bare hands!

[Sharp gasp]

[Groaning]

No.

[Gasping]

[Heavy breathing]

My world!

- Our world, you frickin' creep!

[Whoosh]

[Air sucked in]

[Boom]

[Gasp] [Exhale]

[New Wave music] ♪♪ Another day ♪♪

[Chatter]

♪♪ Another chance to call you on the phone ♪♪

- Pudge Patrol mission:

complete.

♪♪ It comes and goes in waves... ♪♪♪

- Who ruined my dance?!?

I go to all this trouble

to give you the night of your lives

and this is what I get in return?

Is that blood?

- Ahem.

- Eggs! Oh, Eggs!

I think I just saw a monster!

- You did.

But I fought him off.

- Who is this man? Who are you?

[Eggs and Valerie laugh]

- Candace?

Oh, are you okay?

- Yeah, I-I guess. - Yeah?

- I don't-I don't remember what happened.

Where's my mom?

[Gentle music]

Oh, God!

No! No, no, no, no, no. No!

No, Mom, what did you do?

What-what happened? What happened?

- She... she actually saved your life.

- Well, why couldn't you save hers?

Oh, Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom.

I'm still talking to you, Mom.

Please don't go. Please talk to me.

No, no. [Gasping]

[Sobbing]

- Astrid!

- Sparrow!

Oh, you're back!

Wait! Are you back?

- I-I think I'm back.

Yeah, a little foggy, but I'm here.

What happened?

Last thing I remember, I was getting in a car

with Christine after detention...

Wait a second, I'm mad at you!

- Ah, thank God!

- Thank God that I'm mad at you?

- Yes, because now I know you're the real you!

- So, we have a lot to talk about.

Do you wanna get outa here?

- Nah, I'm not sure.

Unless maybe Philbert could come?

- Of course! Yeah.

And Philbert

also wants to apologize

for acting like a baby in detention

about how you communicate when you clearly have...

a lot going on.

- Well,

if Philbert's down,

I'd be willing to get real vulnerable with him.

Like straight-up TMI levels.

- You're still talking about a lizard, yeah,

'cause he can't actually talk, so...

♪♪ It's like zero gravity ♪♪

- So, what the hell happened here tonight?

♪♪ It's like zero gravity ♪♪

- I'll gonna fill you in on that later.

- But first...

I gotta deal with something.

- Okay.

[Tender music]

[Wind blowing]

[Deep inhale, exhale]

- I guess this is it.

- Do you feel like...?

- Who will we be after all this is done?

- Yeah.

[Sigh]

But I won't miss that vinegar vomit smell, though.

[Lilly laughs] - Yeah.

Goodbye dorky super leg!

[Sniff]

- Here goes nothing.

[Thud]

[Triumphant music]

Oh, shit!

[Air whoosh]

[Relieved sigh]

- Thank frickin' God!

[Sighing; laughing]

- Uh, did we just save the world?

- We just did that?

[Laughing] - I know, we just did that!

[Laughing]

[Sighing]

- I wish Brutus was here to see it.

- Yeah. Me, too.

[Crackling]

[New Wave music]

Uh...

Do your hands feel weird?

- No.

I feel totally fine.

[Approaching footsteps]

- I am not cleaning this up.

[Thunder; crackling]

[Zapping]

[Exhale]

Huh.

Too much punch, girl.

Hm.

[Rasping]

[Low growl]

[New Wave Music]

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