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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,953 --> 00:00:11,500 -ASTRID (VO): Previously on Astrid and Lilly Save the World. [Gasp] -BRUTUS: Memoragatu. 2 00:00:11,524 --> 00:00:13,084 In order to defeat it in the real world, 3 00:00:13,828 --> 00:00:15,668 you first you have to defeat it in your memory. 4 00:00:16,165 --> 00:00:17,410 - You call that playing soccer? You embarrass me. 5 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:20,407 - This is all your fault. - Mom... 6 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:22,211 - Maybe we can't be friends. 7 00:00:22,311 --> 00:00:23,446 -Maybe we can't. 8 00:00:23,548 --> 00:00:25,350 Oh, no, it's flipping again. 9 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:27,288 There is no monster in my memory. 10 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:28,600 - I don't know what to tell you. 11 00:00:28,624 --> 00:00:30,528 This going to be our greatest battle yet. 12 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:32,264 - What are you doing down there anyway? 13 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:33,364 What's the big secret? 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,337 - Are you back? - I'm back. 15 00:00:35,437 --> 00:00:36,540 -Oh, thank God. 16 00:00:37,274 --> 00:00:38,744 [Pastoral music] 17 00:00:38,844 --> 00:00:40,347 [Varshidi humming] 18 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:51,236 [Laughing] 19 00:00:51,336 --> 00:00:52,806 -No. 20 00:00:54,175 --> 00:00:55,511 Yes. 21 00:00:55,612 --> 00:00:57,248 [Dark music] [Animalistic chattering] 22 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,252 [Chuckles] 23 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,289 Ah, yes. 24 00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:06,065 And you come across. 25 00:01:06,165 --> 00:01:07,401 [Hissing] 26 00:01:13,113 --> 00:01:15,450 Early bird gets the jelly roll. 27 00:01:17,221 --> 00:01:18,557 Yeah. 28 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:22,398 [Sharp sniff] 29 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,320 Feeling good, Varsh. 30 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:38,096 It's gonna be a sweet day. 31 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:41,436 [Buoyant music] 32 00:01:42,204 --> 00:01:43,541 Steve! 33 00:01:43,641 --> 00:01:45,277 Yes. 34 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:51,289 Early bird gets the worm. 35 00:01:52,626 --> 00:01:54,563 That's why you're number one! 36 00:01:57,636 --> 00:01:59,305 -Thanks, Principal V. 37 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:02,111 Yeah. 38 00:02:02,211 --> 00:02:03,480 I am number one. 39 00:02:03,948 --> 00:02:05,518 Number one. 40 00:02:05,618 --> 00:02:07,454 Fastest runner at Pine, baby! 41 00:02:07,555 --> 00:02:09,593 Next up, Olympics. 42 00:02:09,693 --> 00:02:11,496 Gold medal winner right here. 43 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:13,400 I'm the fastest man on Earth. 44 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,507 I'm... 45 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:20,515 [Moaning] 46 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,455 [Groan] 47 00:02:25,558 --> 00:02:27,227 [Explosion] [Squelching] 48 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,467 [Energetic music] 49 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:33,373 - SINGER: Let's go! 50 00:02:36,346 --> 00:02:37,882 -What's going on? 51 00:02:37,982 --> 00:02:39,696 Think everyone's hyped about Student Appreciation Day? 52 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,224 - Student what day? - Nothing. I dunno. 53 00:02:42,324 --> 00:02:44,495 - I heard somebody say that there was some toxic mold 54 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:46,232 in the old wing and in the locker rooms. 55 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,334 -That's karmic. 56 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,472 - Ah, fricking stinks like cologne. 57 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,910 - Why are there cops here? 58 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:54,248 - I heard Mark Truman passed out. 59 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,618 - I heard he threw up. 60 00:02:57,956 --> 00:02:59,693 - Police tape for some vomit? 61 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,663 - Mm. - I don't think so. 62 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:04,368 [Mischievous music] 63 00:03:04,468 --> 00:03:05,468 -Astrid. 64 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:07,374 Astrid, it's a crime scene! 65 00:03:07,474 --> 00:03:09,278 [Talking over police radio] 66 00:03:09,378 --> 00:03:10,648 Oh, screw it. 67 00:03:13,587 --> 00:03:15,257 [Door slams shut in distance] 68 00:03:16,994 --> 00:03:18,531 [Nervous breathing] 69 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,537 -Oh, my God! 70 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:26,714 Oh, I knew it wasn't about some vomit. 71 00:03:31,322 --> 00:03:32,659 [Coughing] 72 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:37,401 [Lilly sighs] 73 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:39,271 You want a club soda, or something? 74 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:41,342 - I wanna not to have seen brains. 75 00:03:42,746 --> 00:03:44,448 Got a surprise for you. 76 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:45,952 -It's a monster. 77 00:03:46,052 --> 00:03:47,287 - Mm. - B. Figured. 78 00:03:48,356 --> 00:03:50,561 Toxic mold doesn't cause brain splatter like that. 79 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,299 Ugh, I'm sorry. 80 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,669 [Sigh] 81 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:57,408 I want to go talk to Sparrow before we go. 82 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:59,345 He's still pissed at me for standing him up. 83 00:03:59,445 --> 00:04:01,550 - Yeah, you do that. 84 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,554 I'm gonna be at my locker. 85 00:04:04,422 --> 00:04:05,725 -Okay. 86 00:04:13,039 --> 00:04:14,576 -Hey, Sparrow. 87 00:04:16,045 --> 00:04:17,515 Uh, I know you're mad. 88 00:04:17,615 --> 00:04:20,353 I didn't mean to stand you up like that. 89 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:22,458 - So, what, you forgot? 90 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:24,328 - No, I didn't forget, I just... 91 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:29,338 Mm, I have a lot of stuff going on in my life right now 92 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:30,718 and I can't really talk about it. 93 00:04:30,808 --> 00:04:31,977 -I-I don't get you. 94 00:04:32,077 --> 00:04:34,683 First you make excuses to leave dates early 95 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:36,620 and then you just don't show up? 96 00:04:37,522 --> 00:04:39,458 Do you like spending time with me? 97 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:40,559 -Oh, I do! I... 98 00:04:40,595 --> 00:04:42,999 - Then why're you playing me so hot and cold? 99 00:04:43,099 --> 00:04:44,803 You got stuff going on? Come on. 100 00:04:45,571 --> 00:04:47,341 [Tender music] 101 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,521 Just call me 102 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:55,625 when you figure your shit out, okay? 103 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:03,541 -Shit. 104 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:05,812 - Well, shouldn't class be cancelled? 105 00:05:05,912 --> 00:05:07,515 Is Mark Truman okay? 106 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,487 - Mark Truman is fine. 107 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:13,059 I saw him with my own two beautiful eyes. 108 00:05:13,159 --> 00:05:15,531 This is a just a little mold situation. 109 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,069 Mark's a fine kid 110 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:19,706 but he's a mouth breather. 111 00:05:19,806 --> 00:05:22,779 He just got too close to the infected drywall. 112 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:25,852 If we all stay clear, we'll be fine! 113 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,389 - I think he has a deviated septum. 114 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:29,693 - So perceptive, Frank. 115 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,462 - Why is a cop here? 116 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:34,401 - Officer Drew, Coppers Cove's very best, 117 00:05:34,503 --> 00:05:36,907 is here to ensure that everything is under control. 118 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:39,513 I don't want anyone to panic. 119 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:41,650 Go about your days as normal. 120 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,319 Have a donut! 121 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:45,525 - Look, I'll check out the crime scene, 122 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:46,660 but I'm no mold expert. 123 00:05:47,595 --> 00:05:49,666 Did you actually talk to Mark Truman because... 124 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,435 -You are so good 125 00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:52,805 at everything, officer. 126 00:05:52,906 --> 00:05:54,543 [Creepy music] 127 00:05:55,477 --> 00:05:57,815 The very best detective I've ever seen. 128 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:01,422 Even better than all those guys on TV. 129 00:06:01,523 --> 00:06:02,725 -Oh, really? 130 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:05,463 Even the ones on the cable? 131 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,871 - Shouldn't we call a mold guy, or something? 132 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,342 -No. 133 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:13,346 I got this. 134 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,830 - Don't think about brains. 135 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,499 - CANDACE: No! Tate! 136 00:06:29,813 --> 00:06:31,449 [Heavy sigh] 137 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,721 Kill me. 138 00:06:33,821 --> 00:06:35,791 - You've never stopped at my locker before. 139 00:06:35,891 --> 00:06:37,494 Is everything okay? 140 00:06:37,595 --> 00:06:39,599 - Tate's a bitch, my mom's a bitch. 141 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,369 And they should all just date each other 142 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,572 and have a bitch fest! 143 00:06:42,672 --> 00:06:44,050 - I think there's a category for that. 144 00:06:44,074 --> 00:06:46,914 - My mom says I can't do the play unless I get an A-plus 145 00:06:47,014 --> 00:06:48,617 on my bio midterm. 146 00:06:48,717 --> 00:06:50,521 You know, she doesn't want me to do anything 147 00:06:50,621 --> 00:06:52,592 except for her stupid youth group. 148 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:54,996 And Tate's great advice is to just quit. 149 00:06:55,698 --> 00:06:57,134 - Those are horrible options. 150 00:06:58,202 --> 00:06:59,739 - Yeah, he's not so supportive. 151 00:07:00,541 --> 00:07:01,610 Um... 152 00:07:02,612 --> 00:07:05,183 I don't even know why I still expect it anymore. 153 00:07:06,185 --> 00:07:08,757 And why is everyone so up in my shit? 154 00:07:10,695 --> 00:07:12,632 - I can help you with bio. 155 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,201 -Really? 156 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,140 - I mean, I can't guarantee an A-plus, 157 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,613 but you can't quit the play. 158 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:21,650 We'll figure something out. 159 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:24,154 - Thanks, Lil. - Yeah. 160 00:07:24,254 --> 00:07:26,893 - Um, I should go fix my face. 161 00:07:26,994 --> 00:07:28,797 I'll talk to you later? 162 00:07:28,897 --> 00:07:30,501 -Sure. 163 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:31,837 [Tender music] 164 00:07:41,657 --> 00:07:43,527 - What'd she want? - Nothing. 165 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:44,867 Uh, what happened with Sparrow? 166 00:07:44,929 --> 00:07:46,667 -Nothing. 167 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,671 Brutus? 168 00:07:48,771 --> 00:07:49,973 -Yep. 169 00:08:00,728 --> 00:08:02,230 -Glad you're here. 170 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:04,234 Big time portal breach this morning. 171 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:05,671 -We know. 172 00:08:05,771 --> 00:08:07,542 The place stinks like cologne 173 00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:09,642 and Mark Truman's brains were all over the frick... 174 00:08:09,713 --> 00:08:10,791 - Don't. - All over the what? 175 00:08:10,815 --> 00:08:13,721 Hm? If they're all over the floor, that's one thing, 176 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:15,581 but if there's brains all over the ceiling... 177 00:08:15,658 --> 00:08:16,993 - Ceiling! Ugh. Ceiling... yes. 178 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,733 - So, it's what I thought. 179 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,670 Now I gotta find the entry. 180 00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:27,247 - You need a new organizational method. 181 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:29,586 - I know where everything is, okay? 182 00:08:30,286 --> 00:08:31,556 Ah! 183 00:08:31,656 --> 00:08:34,763 Well, what you're smelling is the effect of a Kevaculous. 184 00:08:34,863 --> 00:08:36,833 It has a host body and infects the egos 185 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,102 of its victims. 186 00:08:39,572 --> 00:08:41,710 They swell until their heads explode. 187 00:08:42,645 --> 00:08:43,947 -Exploding heads. 188 00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:45,618 It's only Tuesday. 189 00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:47,254 - But how does it infect egos? 190 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:48,991 - Oh, that's, uh, that's... 191 00:08:49,091 --> 00:08:50,594 That's here somewhere. 192 00:08:50,694 --> 00:08:53,600 Uh, it's, uh, you know, it's-it's a Kevaculous. 193 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,003 It, uh, it infects you. 194 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:57,842 Uh, uh, it touches you, makes your-your ego grow. 195 00:08:57,942 --> 00:08:59,579 I swear I saw it somewhere! 196 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:01,616 - Okay, so, it touches you, 197 00:09:02,317 --> 00:09:04,756 then makes you smell like men's body spray 198 00:09:04,856 --> 00:09:06,292 and then your head pops? 199 00:09:06,392 --> 00:09:07,494 -Not immediately. 200 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,766 It depends on the starting size of the ego. 201 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:11,302 [Scoffs] 202 00:09:11,402 --> 00:09:13,640 My cousin, Brian, came upon a Kevaculous once. 203 00:09:14,108 --> 00:09:16,546 Let's just say he couldn't finish his lunch. 204 00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:18,751 - So, if you don't have a big ego, 205 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,788 then you have nothing to worry about? 206 00:09:20,888 --> 00:09:23,025 But he infiltrated a high school. 207 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,763 Everyone's screwed. 208 00:09:24,863 --> 00:09:25,865 - Yeah, not great. 209 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,080 There might be a way to slow down the infection growth 210 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:30,741 but I don't know off-hand. 211 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:33,881 - You sure it's just not in here somewhere? 212 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,755 - Probably. - How do we kill it? 213 00:09:37,855 --> 00:09:39,559 - You don't. You... 214 00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:40,895 exorcise it. 215 00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:42,698 - Like with a bible and a cross? 216 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,036 - With a bible and a cross. Oh, that's cute. 217 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:46,807 [Chuckles] 218 00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:49,779 Oh, you-you're serious. Um, I'll get you sorted. 219 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:51,716 - Okay, well, can you hurry? 220 00:09:51,817 --> 00:09:54,121 I really don't want anyone else to pop. 221 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:55,925 - So, how do we slow him down? 222 00:09:56,025 --> 00:09:57,962 And who is the kevac- 223 00:09:58,062 --> 00:09:59,666 kovecu- 224 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,068 Who is the Kevin possessing? 225 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,972 - Well, that sounds like it's a job 226 00:10:03,072 --> 00:10:06,045 for two professional monster hunters I know. 227 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:09,953 I'm talking about you guys. 228 00:10:10,654 --> 00:10:11,923 - Yeah, I got it. 229 00:10:13,126 --> 00:10:14,662 [Upbeat music] 230 00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:17,602 - Hey, looking good! 231 00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:18,704 Nice hat! 232 00:10:18,804 --> 00:10:20,340 -This is a nice hat. 233 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,945 - Come on, bro, gimme five. Looking good. 234 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:24,682 Like the top! 235 00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:27,822 Nice! 236 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:29,926 Love the hairstyle! Come on, come on! 237 00:10:30,026 --> 00:10:31,830 Hey, hey, hey. 238 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,103 Missed you! 239 00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:46,359 -ASTRID: Ah, this place stinks even more like cologne. Kevin's influence must be growing. 240 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:47,962 [Anxious music] 241 00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,699 -That was weird. 242 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,670 I thought you guys smoothed things over? 243 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:54,107 - I don't know. Let's just focus on finding Kevin. 244 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:56,680 If you were a monster, who would you possess? 245 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:59,384 - Mm, probably someone with access to a lot of victims. 246 00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:02,925 - Mm. Somebody trustworthy! Likeable. 247 00:11:03,025 --> 00:11:04,127 -Yeah. 248 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,398 - How about the cop? - People trust cops. 249 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:08,937 - Mm-hm. - What about Michelle? 250 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,373 - Likeable, Lilly. 251 00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:11,977 -Hm. 252 00:11:12,077 --> 00:11:13,714 Hm, what about Christine? 253 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:15,751 Hear me out: 254 00:11:15,851 --> 00:11:17,989 a lot of people like her, for some reason. 255 00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:20,393 And she's always up in everyone's shit. 256 00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:21,997 Where does she get off? 257 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,232 - All right. Preach. 258 00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:25,403 You wanna go see what she's up to after class? 259 00:11:25,504 --> 00:11:26,740 -Mm-hm. 260 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,877 - I'll keep sniffing around here. 261 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:31,983 Not like I want to. This place is rank! 262 00:11:32,752 --> 00:11:34,154 Yech. See you later. 263 00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:35,858 [Uneasy music] 264 00:11:42,437 --> 00:11:44,107 -Uh, hey, Eggs. 265 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,778 Nice glasses. 266 00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:48,115 - They're new. Did you want a favour? 267 00:11:48,216 --> 00:11:50,420 - Uh... Yeah. 268 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,792 I told Candace that I would help her study bio, 269 00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:53,794 but something came up. 270 00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,230 Can you help her study today? 271 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:58,035 It's just if she doesn't ace the midterm 272 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,939 then she has to drop out of the play. 273 00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:01,852 - Why do you care if she drops out of the play? 274 00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,145 Can't anybody play Juliet? 275 00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:05,818 Isn't that what acting is. 276 00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,089 -Technically... 277 00:12:08,189 --> 00:12:11,061 - I mean, I didn't even know you were friends with Candace. 278 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,798 [Nervous breath] 279 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,502 - She's your Juliet, Eggs. Uh... 280 00:12:15,203 --> 00:12:16,907 Please? 281 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:20,179 - She can join me in the library this afternoon. 282 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,448 That's fine. 283 00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:25,056 - VARSHIDI: It's Student Appreciation Day! 284 00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:28,229 Time to appreciate Pine's best and brightest, 285 00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:29,966 starting with 286 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:31,468 Grant Gibson! 287 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,941 Come on! Get in here! 288 00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:37,180 [Tense music] 289 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,086 [Plastic crinkles] 290 00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,959 - I'll show the department. 291 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:45,965 I'm the best detective anybody's ever seen! 292 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,804 Better than Holmes. 293 00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:52,845 Drewlock Holmes. 294 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,483 Mold. 295 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,087 That could be anywhere. 296 00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:59,826 Could be everywhere. 297 00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:04,234 - VARSHIDI: There once was a poet named Holly, 298 00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:07,107 who's poetry skills were quite jolly! 299 00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:09,946 Holly Perkins, 300 00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:11,549 come on down! 301 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,119 [Sighs] [Sniffs] 302 00:13:13,219 --> 00:13:14,856 Oh. 303 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,258 [Sniffs] 304 00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:17,895 [Indistinct conversations in distance] 305 00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,505 [Deep sniff] 306 00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:24,041 -Mmm. 307 00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:26,245 Like a freshly sprayed armpit. 308 00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:27,882 Oh, man, 309 00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:30,119 this monster's infecting everyone! 310 00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:31,856 - CHRISTINE: Chop-chop. 311 00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:33,259 Take this copper to the basement. 312 00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:34,996 [Edgy music] 313 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,100 Mustn't keep him waiting. 314 00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:40,239 - Youth group is so weird. 315 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,976 [Tense music] 316 00:13:42,077 --> 00:13:43,880 [Laughing] 317 00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,326 -Varshidi would never... 318 00:13:50,426 --> 00:13:52,865 - You have a great smile. You could be a scientist. 319 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,167 Now go! 320 00:13:57,608 --> 00:13:59,144 [Sniff] - VARSHIDI: Oh, yeah. 321 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,281 -Kevin? 322 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,019 [Varshidi laughing] 323 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,889 - CHRISTINE: This wire will work perfectly. 324 00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,293 Yeah, straight to the basement. 325 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,035 [Shutter clicks] 326 00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:16,579 [Shutter clicks] 327 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,184 [Phone buzzing] 328 00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,325 - Hey, guess what? 329 00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:25,329 Looks like the tattoos are a youth group thing. 330 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,200 So glad we didn't get one! 331 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,337 - ASTRID: You will never believe what I found. 332 00:14:29,438 --> 00:14:31,041 The Kevin! 333 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,912 It's Varshidi. [Edgy music] 334 00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,949 He's using Student Appreciation Day 335 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:36,920 to get kids into his office 336 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,666 so that he can poison them with compliments. 337 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:41,095 - God! High achievers. They're perfect targets. 338 00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:43,600 - Sparrow got straight A's in English lit. 339 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,980 - If you're so worried about him 340 00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:46,882 why don't you ask him to go home, or something. 341 00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:48,786 - Let's just figure out how to get this monster. 342 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,090 - VARSHIDI: Get out of here. 343 00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:52,250 -Susan Barnes. 344 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,954 Aw, she's so stuck up, 345 00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:55,924 her head's gonna explode in seconds. 346 00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,169 - Brutus said there might be a way 347 00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,264 to slow down the infection growth, right? 348 00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:00,968 -Yeah. 349 00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,607 [Slurping] 350 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,347 Hi, Susan. 351 00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:10,219 - Sorry, I don't talk to uggos. 352 00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,259 - Oh, please, you're not that hot. 353 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,964 - Yes, I am. 354 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:18,002 I'm flawless. 355 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,339 -Hm. 356 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,243 - It worked! Sidebar! 357 00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:26,653 - We gotta insult the shit out of her! 358 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,255 Bust up that ego. 359 00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:30,126 We've gotta bully her back. 360 00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:32,363 - I don't know if I can. 361 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,401 -Might be fun. 362 00:15:36,405 --> 00:15:38,643 - You have a huge zit 363 00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:40,079 on your forehead. 364 00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:41,415 I can see it. 365 00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,152 [Gasp] 366 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,387 -All that makeup 367 00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:47,127 isn't going to hide the fact that you have no friends. 368 00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:49,164 - Yes, I do. Everyone loves me. 369 00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:50,667 [Laughing] 370 00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:53,139 - No! Everyone's like, 371 00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:55,276 "Susan Barnes! She's so nice. 372 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,515 Too bad she's a snot!" 373 00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,687 - And you sat on a peanut butter sandwich. 374 00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,157 [Laughing] 375 00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:03,693 Everyone remembers. 376 00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:06,298 - Susan Peanut Butter-Pants Barnes. 377 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,269 - That was a long time ago! 378 00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:10,139 -Oh! Still lingering. 379 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:12,010 [Exaggerated coughing] 380 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,680 -Hey, Susan? 381 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:15,283 I really like your hair today. 382 00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,020 -Thank you! 383 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,690 She loves my hair. 384 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,259 - No, she doesn't! 385 00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:22,163 She was lying! 386 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:24,000 Your hair looks like branches! 387 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,171 Just like your report card! 388 00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,342 Your stupid green juice has more personality 389 00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:29,545 than your ears! 390 00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:33,185 When I see you, I want to eat paint! 391 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,091 And perfect student attendance record 392 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,728 my ass! 393 00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:39,197 [Gasps] 394 00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:40,466 [Shocked breaths] 395 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,170 -What the shit? 396 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:49,752 -Is this really our only option? -Well, you could hit up the lost and found 397 00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:51,054 for somebody's old gym shirt. 398 00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:53,492 -Pirate it is. 399 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,396 So, you, uh, 400 00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:58,168 turned into a real shock jock back there. 401 00:16:58,269 --> 00:16:59,337 -Mm. 402 00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:00,439 Felt kinda great. 403 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,469 I mean, all our lives people have been bullying us 404 00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:04,913 and we're not allowed to fight back? 405 00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:05,617 No, they deserve this! 406 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,353 It's our turn now. 407 00:17:07,453 --> 00:17:09,592 It's fine. I'm chill. 408 00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:11,428 - Okay. I guess so. 409 00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:15,136 So, how are we going to get to Kevin, hm? 410 00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,073 He's, like, inside our principal! 411 00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:18,510 [Sigh] 412 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,279 -Hm. 413 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,385 - We should get him unconscious. - We should kill him. 414 00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:24,722 -Lilly, no! 415 00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:26,559 - Right, right. Knock him out. 416 00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:28,295 That's what I meant. 417 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,699 -Right. 418 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,170 I'm sure I can make some kind of sedative. 419 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,174 - I am a chemistry whiz! - Mm-mm. 420 00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:36,178 - And that's not just my ego talking. 421 00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:38,182 - Right. You do that, 422 00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:39,752 I'll keep doing the important stuff. 423 00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:45,162 Nice flood pants, dorkus! 424 00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:46,633 [Sighs; sucks teeth] 425 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,335 [Uneasy music] 426 00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:53,747 [Sighs] 427 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,355 -Hey, Eggs. 428 00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:01,495 Um, there's a table in the back if you wanna move there? 429 00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:03,132 -No. 430 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,637 You worried your friends are going to see you 431 00:18:05,737 --> 00:18:07,373 sitting here with me? 432 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:08,710 [Sighs] - Uh, 433 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,413 no. [Chuckles] 434 00:18:13,452 --> 00:18:15,657 [Clears throat] - I, uh, I know 435 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:18,362 you wouldn't be caught dead talking to me, so... 436 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:19,765 you must be really desperate. 437 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,170 - Oh, please. I-I do what I want. 438 00:18:25,711 --> 00:18:27,648 What? I do! 439 00:18:28,617 --> 00:18:30,286 -Okay. 440 00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:35,229 - Okay, I see your point. 441 00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:36,329 - I'm not making a point. 442 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:37,935 - Yeah, sometimes I do things I don't want to do 443 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,507 just because people expect it. 444 00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:42,811 I deal with a lot of social pressure, okay? 445 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,383 You wouldn't get it. 446 00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:48,122 -Okay. 447 00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:50,192 - Um, maybe you should try doing Romeo 448 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,663 without your glasses. 449 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,265 -I like my glasses. 450 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,369 - But, in the play, Romeo doesn't wear glasses, 451 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,515 so people are gonna expect that. 452 00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:59,244 They might be fine with you wearing them, 453 00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:01,849 but it's just easier to give them what they want. 454 00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:03,787 - No, I'm gonna wear my glasses. 455 00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,489 [Edgy music] 456 00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:08,596 -Okay. 457 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,266 [No audible dialogue] 458 00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,339 [Liquid sloshing] 459 00:19:22,725 --> 00:19:24,829 - Hey, Astrid! Lose an electron? 460 00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:27,300 Gotta keep an ion it. [Laughs] 461 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,805 Get it? Ion? A little chem humor for ya. 462 00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:31,341 - Yeah, good one. 463 00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:33,345 Um, so, I watched this movie yesterday... 464 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,347 -Oh, what movie? 465 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,420 - Uh, I can't remember. It-it's not important. 466 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:40,627 So, this guy made a sedative from bleach and some stuff 467 00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:42,865 under the sink, but that's impossible, right? 468 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,804 There's no way you could make a sedative that easily. 469 00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:47,240 -Interesting. 470 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,879 Well, if the bleach was cooled and mixed with acetone 471 00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:52,316 to make chloroform and the stuff under the sink 472 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:53,720 was potassium hydroxide, 473 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,489 that would have sedative qualities 474 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,590 in small doses. 475 00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:58,730 - Wait, you said potassium hydroxide? 476 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,466 -Yeah. 477 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,571 - Yeah, yeah, definitely wasn't that. 478 00:20:02,671 --> 00:20:05,443 - See, you can't trust everything you see in the movies. 479 00:20:05,544 --> 00:20:07,380 I found that out the hard way. 480 00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:09,552 [Light scoff] 481 00:20:10,954 --> 00:20:12,624 [Mischievous music] 482 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,636 - FRICK: Hey. 483 00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:20,372 [Frick talks to student quietly] 484 00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,523 [Dark music] 485 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,894 -GUARDIAN: The lunar eclipse of the Blood Moon 486 00:20:30,994 --> 00:20:32,631 is almost upon us! 487 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,635 On the night when the eclipse strikes, 488 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,373 there's just one final very special ingredient 489 00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:38,910 we'll need to feed the Orb. 490 00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:42,651 And then, do you remember what happens? 491 00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,755 - All the portals will open! 492 00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:46,491 - Yes, my pets. 493 00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:49,698 Remember how I told you Orbs run on body parts? 494 00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:51,401 -Uh-huh. 495 00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:53,973 The Master Orb is special. 496 00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:56,512 It needs the souls 497 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:59,652 and intestines of 87 human bodies 498 00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:03,660 vibrating at 764,000 Glogheuers. 499 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,797 - Anything, but how do we get you that? 500 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,400 -Isn't it obvious? 501 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,538 87 insecure, angsty souls. 502 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:13,412 We're all going to the high school dance. 503 00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:14,982 - Wicked! Fire! 504 00:21:15,082 --> 00:21:17,855 - Until then, we keep everyone 505 00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:19,758 out of our way. 506 00:21:19,859 --> 00:21:21,461 [Door opens] 507 00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:23,967 [Door closes] 508 00:21:26,973 --> 00:21:28,743 - Wha-what are you doing, Tom? 509 00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:30,479 - Oh, chill out. 510 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,849 This is God's house. 511 00:21:31,949 --> 00:21:33,586 And we're all welcome, 512 00:21:33,686 --> 00:21:34,955 Chrissie. 513 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,828 -Do not 514 00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:39,565 call me that. 515 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,667 -FYI, you... 516 00:21:41,702 --> 00:21:43,540 didn't book the basement for tonight, 517 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,677 so I'll be heading downstairs around six. 518 00:21:45,777 --> 00:21:48,415 - I blocked it off for the entire month. 519 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,819 - Oh-ho, I guess you didn't! 520 00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,923 [Inhale] It's such a blessing. 521 00:21:52,023 --> 00:21:54,562 I have a record number of orders this week 522 00:21:54,662 --> 00:21:55,997 for my Holy Glory muffin baskets. 523 00:21:56,766 --> 00:21:58,603 Jesus saves, right? 524 00:21:58,703 --> 00:21:59,972 -Hm. 525 00:22:01,576 --> 00:22:02,878 Screw you, Tom. 526 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,550 - You should try one sometime! 527 00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:12,531 [Squelching] 528 00:22:30,634 --> 00:22:32,604 - Nice shirt, doofus. 529 00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:34,542 Did your mom pick that out for you? 530 00:22:34,642 --> 00:22:35,877 Oh, yeah, I saw her shopping. 531 00:22:35,977 --> 00:22:38,015 I know she picked out your little outfit! 532 00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:41,054 - Stop, Lilly! You're way too into this. 533 00:22:41,154 --> 00:22:43,593 - Well, what about all the times people were jerks to us? 534 00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:45,730 - Bullies aren't exactly role models. 535 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,668 [Sigh] 536 00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:49,470 -You're right. 537 00:22:49,572 --> 00:22:51,041 Oh, God, what am I doing? 538 00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:52,711 I don't know, I guess it just felt nice 539 00:22:52,811 --> 00:22:53,889 to have the upper hand for a second? 540 00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:56,652 - Look, I get it. But we're better than that. 541 00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,625 And honestly, you're terrible at it. 542 00:22:59,725 --> 00:23:01,529 [Lilly snorts] - I know. 543 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,700 - Okay, we gotta hustle. 544 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,835 Look what I got! 545 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,541 - Ooh, the sedative. Is it strong enough? 546 00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:09,778 [Exhale] [Thud] 547 00:23:09,878 --> 00:23:11,782 - Yup, it's strong enough. 548 00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:13,753 - Mm? - Okay, go! 549 00:23:13,853 --> 00:23:15,089 [Upbeat music] 550 00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:18,028 - Come on, come on, come on, come on. 551 00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:21,001 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Gimme five! 552 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,905 Whoa! Nice stuff. 553 00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:24,642 Mr. Black, you're looking good! 554 00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:25,944 Whoa! Way, yes! 555 00:23:26,879 --> 00:23:28,583 - Okay, what's the plan? 556 00:23:28,683 --> 00:23:30,520 I distract him while you dose him? 557 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:31,856 - Yeah! Whoa! 558 00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:33,526 Come on. 559 00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,795 Hey! 560 00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:36,666 Nice 'fits, ladies! 561 00:23:36,766 --> 00:23:38,101 Give me ten! 562 00:23:38,770 --> 00:23:40,072 -Ho! 563 00:23:41,976 --> 00:23:44,515 - Oh... [Laughs] 564 00:23:44,615 --> 00:23:45,917 I'll get you next time! 565 00:23:46,017 --> 00:23:47,621 - That was way too close! 566 00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:49,925 - He's high-fiving everyone like crazy. 567 00:23:50,025 --> 00:23:52,864 Crap, how are we supposed to insult everyone fast enough? 568 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,601 Without you 569 00:23:54,702 --> 00:23:56,672 getting sucked into the dark side again? 570 00:23:56,772 --> 00:23:59,712 - We need to find someone who's comfortable with being a dick. 571 00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:01,081 [Sigh] 572 00:24:06,659 --> 00:24:07,995 -Ha! 573 00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:09,865 Good one, Tate-meister. 574 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,902 -Gah! 575 00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:13,873 Looks like the Kevin already got him! 576 00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:15,777 -Yeah. 577 00:24:15,877 --> 00:24:17,614 Tate! 578 00:24:17,981 --> 00:24:19,718 -What's up? 579 00:24:19,818 --> 00:24:20,820 -Okay. 580 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,593 Look, I'm only saying this because I have to: 581 00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:25,730 Candace only likes you because you have abs! 582 00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:27,199 - Huh. Oh, yeah! 583 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,970 - What? No! Not a compliment! 584 00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:30,205 Dad bods are in. 585 00:24:30,306 --> 00:24:31,706 - You look stupid! - You are stupid! 586 00:24:32,644 --> 00:24:34,982 - What's your problem? Why are you being so mean to me? 587 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,719 [Sniffing] 588 00:24:37,821 --> 00:24:39,591 -Hm, no cologne. 589 00:24:39,692 --> 00:24:40,794 -Hm. 590 00:24:40,894 --> 00:24:42,731 - I haven't sprayed up yet. 591 00:24:42,831 --> 00:24:44,601 -Ohh... 592 00:24:44,702 --> 00:24:46,022 He's not infected; he's just Tate. 593 00:24:46,639 --> 00:24:48,008 We're sorry. 594 00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:49,845 - We're in a bit of a... 595 00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:52,016 Dealing with a tight situation. 596 00:24:52,818 --> 00:24:54,153 - Don't say there's a monster. 597 00:24:54,253 --> 00:24:55,623 -There's a monster. 598 00:24:55,724 --> 00:24:58,730 It's possessing Varshidi and infecting everyone's egos 599 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,065 until their heads explode. 600 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,904 - No, thanks. I'm out. 601 00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:04,207 -Tate! 602 00:25:04,307 --> 00:25:05,643 We need your help. 603 00:25:05,744 --> 00:25:08,148 Everyone with an ego is in danger of exploding. 604 00:25:08,248 --> 00:25:10,653 You're our best shot at keeping everyone safe. 605 00:25:10,754 --> 00:25:12,234 - Because I'm, like, a protector type? 606 00:25:12,824 --> 00:25:14,661 - Mm, because you're a dick. 607 00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:16,131 That's how you stop the exploding, 608 00:25:16,231 --> 00:25:17,634 you hurt people's egos. 609 00:25:17,734 --> 00:25:19,772 You were the first person we thought of. 610 00:25:19,872 --> 00:25:22,744 - This monster shit's a lot and I've been trying to be nicer. 611 00:25:22,844 --> 00:25:24,681 - Look, we need you. 612 00:25:24,782 --> 00:25:26,786 The school needs you. 613 00:25:26,886 --> 00:25:30,660 Be our asshole in shining armour just one last time 614 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,029 and then never again! 615 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,902 - Okay, I'll do it, to save the school. 616 00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:36,002 -Oh, my God. 617 00:25:36,071 --> 00:25:38,676 - Who, exactly, do I need to be mean to? 618 00:25:38,776 --> 00:25:40,045 -Everyone. 619 00:25:45,489 --> 00:25:47,329 [Energetic music] -Ooh! Flowers are in now, huh? 620 00:25:47,594 --> 00:25:49,130 Nice zit! That's a popper. 621 00:25:49,732 --> 00:25:51,167 Buddy, you ever try deodorant? 622 00:25:51,702 --> 00:25:53,038 Sorry! Gotta say it. 623 00:25:55,777 --> 00:25:57,113 [Varshidi hums happily] 624 00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:02,858 [Mischievous music] 625 00:26:03,191 --> 00:26:05,129 - Go now! Go, go, go, go, go! 626 00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:06,866 [Varshidi continues humming] 627 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:10,607 [Liquid sloshing] 628 00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:14,681 Ho, you did it! You did it! 629 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,017 [Laughing] 630 00:26:18,823 --> 00:26:20,125 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 631 00:26:20,225 --> 00:26:21,862 - VARSHIDI: This is... 632 00:26:21,962 --> 00:26:23,599 -Okay. 633 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,837 Now, we just have to wait until... 634 00:26:25,937 --> 00:26:27,974 - VARSHIDI: Your favorite. - FRICK: Cheers. 635 00:26:28,074 --> 00:26:31,181 - Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 636 00:26:31,281 --> 00:26:33,118 [Slurping] 637 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,855 No, no, no. 638 00:26:34,955 --> 00:26:36,124 - FRICK: Wait, not a camom... 639 00:26:38,028 --> 00:26:39,731 [Snoring] 640 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,604 - Her depiction... Sorry. 641 00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:45,777 Her depiction of the Australian outback is offensive! 642 00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:48,583 As is the idea that kangaroos and crocodiles 643 00:26:48,683 --> 00:26:49,985 would interact on any level, 644 00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:51,789 let alone be friends... 645 00:26:51,889 --> 00:26:53,158 It's ridiculous. 646 00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:54,498 - TATE: Hello, Fighting Ferrets! 647 00:26:54,561 --> 00:26:56,340 Just a friendly reminder that you're all mega-dorks 648 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:59,137 and you suck! Peace! 649 00:26:59,872 --> 00:27:01,609 -Tate. 650 00:27:01,709 --> 00:27:02,777 He's such an ass. 651 00:27:02,878 --> 00:27:05,149 Like, it's so cringe having to apologize for him 652 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,785 all the time. 653 00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:07,886 Like, everyone says 654 00:27:07,921 --> 00:27:09,241 we're meant to be together, but... 655 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:13,198 it's seriously getting old trying to keep him happy when... 656 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,870 When he doesn't care at all if I'm happy. 657 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,676 Like, would it kill him for once to be supportive? 658 00:27:18,776 --> 00:27:20,245 [Tender music] 659 00:27:22,149 --> 00:27:23,853 Why am I telling you this? 660 00:27:23,953 --> 00:27:25,657 Uh... 661 00:27:26,024 --> 00:27:27,727 H-h-how did you do that? 662 00:27:27,828 --> 00:27:28,828 - I'm not doing anything. 663 00:27:30,465 --> 00:27:33,104 - And I don't have to do anything either, right? 664 00:27:33,205 --> 00:27:36,110 No, I don't have to do anything I don't wanna do. 665 00:27:37,179 --> 00:27:39,183 No, you're right. Let's go. 666 00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:41,655 - Um... [Clears throat] 667 00:27:41,755 --> 00:27:43,024 where are we going? 668 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:47,968 - Tate Hudson, we need to talk. 669 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:49,068 - What's up, babe? 670 00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:51,845 - I don't want to make excuses for you anymore. 671 00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:53,779 I don't want to sit at your soccer games. 672 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,017 I don't want to watch you play Zombie Hunters, 673 00:27:56,117 --> 00:27:57,754 or whatever it's called. 674 00:27:57,854 --> 00:27:59,658 You know, I don't even like video games. 675 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:00,758 - Wait, what? 676 00:28:01,829 --> 00:28:03,869 - You never care about what I'm interested in, okay? 677 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,746 I-I don't even know why we're still doing this, Tate. 678 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:07,172 We're not a good fit. 679 00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:09,243 I mean, who are we doing this for because 680 00:28:09,343 --> 00:28:10,980 it's obviously not for ourselves? 681 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,817 [Emotional music] 682 00:28:12,918 --> 00:28:14,320 - Are you breaking up with me? 683 00:28:15,523 --> 00:28:16,825 -I'm sorry. 684 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,234 - But we're still on for Saturday, though, right? 685 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:22,871 -No! 686 00:28:22,971 --> 00:28:24,675 This is for real. 687 00:28:24,775 --> 00:28:26,010 We're over. 688 00:28:26,512 --> 00:28:28,081 [Footsteps receding] 689 00:28:28,181 --> 00:28:29,851 -Just to be clear... 690 00:28:30,753 --> 00:28:32,857 she came to that conclusion on her own. 691 00:28:33,826 --> 00:28:35,162 Just to be clear. 692 00:28:35,262 --> 00:28:36,865 [Footsteps receding] 693 00:28:40,873 --> 00:28:42,209 -Okay. 694 00:28:42,309 --> 00:28:44,715 Well, that didn't go as planned! 695 00:28:44,815 --> 00:28:46,050 -It's okay! 696 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:49,066 You're a brave, strong rainbow of flowers for trying! 697 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:50,727 -Hnh. 698 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:52,096 [Sigh] - Okay. 699 00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,066 We need to think. 700 00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:56,304 We need to somehow 701 00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:58,141 trick Varshidi 702 00:28:58,241 --> 00:28:59,878 and get him alone 703 00:29:00,078 --> 00:29:02,049 absolutely nowhere near Frick. 704 00:29:03,018 --> 00:29:04,721 And then... 705 00:29:04,821 --> 00:29:06,257 Bam! Knock his ass out! 706 00:29:07,259 --> 00:29:08,963 -I'm a brave, 707 00:29:09,063 --> 00:29:09,932 strong 708 00:29:10,032 --> 00:29:11,869 rainbow of flowers. 709 00:29:12,269 --> 00:29:14,273 I'm a brave, strong rainbow of flowers. 710 00:29:14,373 --> 00:29:15,475 - VARSHIDI: Drama queen, 711 00:29:15,576 --> 00:29:18,014 Valerie what's-her-name! 712 00:29:18,114 --> 00:29:19,250 Hey! 713 00:29:20,653 --> 00:29:23,793 Can't remember your last name but you know who you are! 714 00:29:23,893 --> 00:29:25,195 - Oh, he's gonna get Val! 715 00:29:25,295 --> 00:29:26,464 -Oh. 716 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:29,036 - Honestly, I'm surprised it's taken him this long. 717 00:29:30,573 --> 00:29:32,109 [Whoosh] 718 00:29:32,343 --> 00:29:34,347 [Varshidi laughing] - Ah, yeah. 719 00:29:34,447 --> 00:29:36,084 -Oh! 720 00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:37,954 [Unintelligible conversation] 721 00:29:38,054 --> 00:29:39,992 Oh, no, she's done for. 722 00:29:41,361 --> 00:29:43,064 -Wait... 723 00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:45,202 Something's wrong. 724 00:29:45,302 --> 00:29:47,239 - Okay, come back later! 725 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:51,014 Hey, you in the sweater! 726 00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:52,383 You're looking good, my friend! 727 00:29:52,483 --> 00:29:54,086 High five. 728 00:29:55,923 --> 00:29:57,226 - Psst. Val! 729 00:29:58,395 --> 00:30:00,165 Val. 730 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:01,869 Come on. 731 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:03,171 - How are you feeling? 732 00:30:03,271 --> 00:30:05,042 What did Varshidi say to you? 733 00:30:05,142 --> 00:30:07,914 - He said that I'm special. 734 00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,785 And a... [Scoffs] 735 00:30:09,885 --> 00:30:11,120 A great actor. 736 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:12,356 But he's wrong 737 00:30:13,158 --> 00:30:15,963 because I have a boring face and no talent, so... 738 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:19,905 - So, you feel okay? 739 00:30:20,005 --> 00:30:22,209 - No. No, I'm not okay. Do I look okay, Lilly? 740 00:30:22,309 --> 00:30:24,046 No, I'm in mourning for my acting career. 741 00:30:24,146 --> 00:30:25,382 - Hold on a second! - Okay. 742 00:30:25,482 --> 00:30:27,119 - She's not infected. 743 00:30:27,219 --> 00:30:29,190 - I don't think he got to her ego. 744 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:30,993 I think she's too far gone! 745 00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:34,066 Do you think...? 746 00:30:36,638 --> 00:30:37,941 - Val? - Hm? 747 00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:41,915 I think we might have the perfect role for you. 748 00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,120 [Mischievous music] 749 00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:46,424 [Calming breath] 750 00:30:46,525 --> 00:30:48,128 [Clears throat] 751 00:30:52,302 --> 00:30:54,106 [Clears throat loudly] 752 00:30:55,075 --> 00:30:56,344 -Back so soon! 753 00:30:56,444 --> 00:30:57,981 Amazing. 754 00:30:58,081 --> 00:30:59,250 -Yeah! 755 00:30:59,350 --> 00:31:00,920 I was just wondering: 756 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,700 do you think you could take a look at something 757 00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:03,826 that I'm working on? 758 00:31:03,926 --> 00:31:06,164 It's just nobody seems to understand my work 759 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:08,268 quite like you do, so I was just... 760 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:09,971 -Of course! 761 00:31:10,072 --> 00:31:11,842 Anything for a future star. 762 00:31:11,942 --> 00:31:13,846 - Oh, stop! Seriously. [Both laugh] 763 00:31:13,946 --> 00:31:15,282 - Just right out here. - Oh, nice. 764 00:31:16,117 --> 00:31:17,186 Let's go. 765 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:21,461 I'm sure that whatever you're working on 766 00:31:21,562 --> 00:31:23,198 is magical. 767 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,901 You have such a spark. 768 00:31:26,337 --> 00:31:28,007 Ah, thank you. 769 00:31:28,108 --> 00:31:29,410 -Of course. 770 00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:31,114 [Door closes] 771 00:31:32,316 --> 00:31:34,019 - Ha!! - Oh! 772 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,023 - What the hell...? What are you doing? 773 00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:37,292 [Mumbling] 774 00:31:37,392 --> 00:31:38,929 [Energetic music] 775 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,436 - Oh! Ho, hoo... 776 00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:44,173 [Breathy laugh] 777 00:31:45,175 --> 00:31:47,146 - Oh, did I do okay? - Amazing! 778 00:31:47,246 --> 00:31:49,450 - I see awards in your future, Valerie, seriously. 779 00:31:49,551 --> 00:31:51,187 -Really? 780 00:31:52,189 --> 00:31:53,425 Thank you, guys. 781 00:31:53,526 --> 00:31:57,199 You know, you never did tell me what the prank was for and... 782 00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:58,936 - Okay, yeah, bye. [Door slams] 783 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:01,073 -Okay. 784 00:32:06,284 --> 00:32:07,564 [Groaning] -LILLY: Where's Brutus? 785 00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:09,901 It's not like we can actually start without him! 786 00:32:10,158 --> 00:32:11,662 [Lilly sighs] 787 00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:13,231 Astrid? 788 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:15,001 Call him already. 789 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,505 I know something's up. 790 00:32:18,108 --> 00:32:19,578 - My apology didn't work. 791 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,648 I don't know! It's hard, okay? 792 00:32:21,748 --> 00:32:23,652 Nobody told me it was going to be this hard! 793 00:32:23,752 --> 00:32:27,059 - Girl, there are a million songs about how this exact thing 794 00:32:27,159 --> 00:32:28,529 is hard. 795 00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,600 What are you so afraid of? 796 00:32:31,267 --> 00:32:33,138 You dosed Varshidi's coffee. 797 00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:34,674 You talked sense into me. 798 00:32:35,175 --> 00:32:36,678 You freaking showed up today! 799 00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:39,283 Don't tell me you're afraid of some boy. 800 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,256 - I'm here! I'm here. 801 00:32:42,356 --> 00:32:44,026 Okay. 802 00:32:44,126 --> 00:32:45,530 [Varshidi moans] 803 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,967 You have a cauldron. Careful, that's heavy. 804 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,604 - Mm. What? 805 00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:51,240 - Eye of alien newt. [Varshidi moans] 806 00:32:52,544 --> 00:32:54,079 Dust of norm-norm horn. 807 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,516 I had to pay extra for this. 808 00:32:55,616 --> 00:32:56,718 -Let me see. 809 00:32:56,819 --> 00:32:59,558 - Ears in brine. - Ears in brine? 810 00:32:59,658 --> 00:33:01,260 -Gum. 811 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,131 That's for me. 812 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,634 And this. 813 00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:06,705 Instructions. 814 00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:09,276 Oh! 815 00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:10,646 And this. 816 00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:12,182 Toenail clippers. 817 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,719 [Blows hard] 818 00:33:14,721 --> 00:33:16,057 -Why? 819 00:33:16,157 --> 00:33:18,729 - To clip his toenails, obviously, for the orb. 820 00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:20,733 - You're gonna stay and help us, right? 821 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,069 - Oh, no, no. [Gags] No. 822 00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:24,641 No, I get a little queasy with exorcisms and 823 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,143 rule 41C: 824 00:33:26,244 --> 00:33:28,549 monster shall not exorcise monster, 825 00:33:28,649 --> 00:33:30,151 so I'm crossing a bit of a line here. 826 00:33:30,252 --> 00:33:31,688 - What if we have questions? 827 00:33:31,788 --> 00:33:33,559 - Okay, have fun, bye! [Gags] 828 00:33:33,659 --> 00:33:35,128 Sorry. 829 00:33:35,228 --> 00:33:37,065 - I guess I'll get the orb and... 830 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,136 we'll have our first exorcism. 831 00:33:41,675 --> 00:33:43,211 Oh, hey! 832 00:33:43,311 --> 00:33:45,148 You are at my locker again. 833 00:33:45,282 --> 00:33:47,085 -Hey. Um... 834 00:33:47,587 --> 00:33:49,758 thanks for getting Eggs to study with me. 835 00:33:50,358 --> 00:33:52,029 -Ah, was it helpful? 836 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:54,199 - Yeah, um. Hm... 837 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,703 I broke up with Tate. 838 00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:58,742 I know, kind of crazy, but, um, I... 839 00:33:59,611 --> 00:34:01,715 I think it was the right thing to do. 840 00:34:01,815 --> 00:34:04,621 You know, we weren't really meant for each other. 841 00:34:04,721 --> 00:34:06,300 I wouldn't have realized that without Eggs 842 00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:08,228 and that's thanks to you. 843 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:10,365 -Oh. 844 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,102 Oh, um, you're... 845 00:34:12,202 --> 00:34:14,240 You're welcome. 846 00:34:14,741 --> 00:34:16,778 - Yeah, and, um, now I'll actually have a shot 847 00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:18,381 at acing my midterms, so, uh, 848 00:34:18,481 --> 00:34:20,385 screw you, Mom. 849 00:34:21,153 --> 00:34:22,657 -Ah, hey! 850 00:34:23,391 --> 00:34:25,663 I'm really happy that we're friends again. 851 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,268 -Me too. 852 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,119 [Varshidi groans] 853 00:34:37,219 --> 00:34:39,189 - Worse than a doctor's note. 854 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,362 [Groan] 855 00:34:42,462 --> 00:34:44,668 You might want to think about this, girlie... 856 00:34:44,768 --> 00:34:46,137 [Sniffs] 857 00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:48,107 I can smell the fear on you... 858 00:34:48,842 --> 00:34:51,414 Come here, I'll make you not scared anymore. 859 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,752 -I'm not scared. 860 00:34:53,852 --> 00:34:56,157 - Always so afraid, Astrid. 861 00:34:56,825 --> 00:34:58,762 I can see how scared you are, 862 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:01,133 scared to get hurt, 863 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,770 scared of letting people see you. 864 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:04,674 -I'm not scared! 865 00:35:04,774 --> 00:35:06,410 [Laughs] - Scaredy cat! 866 00:35:07,245 --> 00:35:09,684 Too afraid to do anything! 867 00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:11,287 Come here! 868 00:35:11,822 --> 00:35:13,792 Or are you scared of me too? 869 00:35:13,892 --> 00:35:15,362 -I'm not scared! 870 00:35:15,462 --> 00:35:16,832 [Moans] 871 00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:19,838 [Phone vibrates] 872 00:35:22,309 --> 00:35:23,812 - Hello? - Uh! Um... 873 00:35:23,912 --> 00:35:26,150 I... I am scared. 874 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,156 I mean, I don't wanna be hot and cold with you, 875 00:35:29,724 --> 00:35:31,293 I wanna be hot with you. 876 00:35:31,928 --> 00:35:33,699 I'm sorry for being shitty. 877 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,172 - I really like you, and... [Varshidi snores] 878 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:40,445 I like being with you, and seeing you, and... 879 00:35:40,546 --> 00:35:42,182 kissing you. 880 00:35:42,282 --> 00:35:43,686 And... 881 00:35:43,786 --> 00:35:45,723 I wanna do all the other stuff with you, too. 882 00:35:47,359 --> 00:35:49,798 Seriously, all I think about is seeing you naked. 883 00:35:50,265 --> 00:35:51,802 Sorry if that's slutty. 884 00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:53,471 Can you even say slutty anymore? 885 00:35:53,572 --> 00:35:55,342 It's really hard to keep track. 886 00:35:55,442 --> 00:35:56,878 It's Astrid. 887 00:35:57,379 --> 00:35:58,749 -Hi, Astrid. 888 00:35:58,849 --> 00:36:00,218 -Hi. 889 00:36:00,318 --> 00:36:01,755 Sorry. [Sigh] 890 00:36:02,356 --> 00:36:03,859 I really like you. 891 00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:06,197 - Well, I really like the brutal honesty. 892 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,201 And it's not slutty, Astrid, okay? 893 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:09,704 It's "sex positive." 894 00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:11,708 How about we start with another date? 895 00:36:11,808 --> 00:36:13,478 You wanna come over toni... 896 00:36:13,579 --> 00:36:15,482 - Yes. - Okay, great. 897 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:17,452 Thank you 898 00:36:17,553 --> 00:36:19,156 for being so honest. 899 00:36:19,356 --> 00:36:20,860 It's hot... 900 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,730 I really like you, too, Astrid. 901 00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,868 - Unh. [Varshidi groans] 902 00:36:24,968 --> 00:36:26,738 -What was that? 903 00:36:26,838 --> 00:36:28,374 - Nothing. A... A dog. 904 00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:29,911 I'll talk to you later! 905 00:36:30,011 --> 00:36:31,515 [Phone beep] [Varshidi groans] 906 00:36:31,848 --> 00:36:33,384 [Relieved sigh] 907 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,798 What are you so happy about? 908 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,802 - That people can change. 909 00:36:41,902 --> 00:36:43,337 - You mean you and Tate? 910 00:36:43,438 --> 00:36:44,874 -Yeah. 911 00:36:44,974 --> 00:36:46,511 What are you so happy about? 912 00:36:46,611 --> 00:36:48,347 Did you finally call Sparrow? 913 00:36:48,448 --> 00:36:50,185 -You were right. 914 00:36:50,285 --> 00:36:51,788 I was being a baby about it. 915 00:36:51,888 --> 00:36:54,594 Oh, he's so hot, and nice. 916 00:36:55,596 --> 00:36:57,934 I'm gonna touch his naked body later. 917 00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,571 [Lilly squeals] [Varshidi groans] 918 00:37:02,810 --> 00:37:04,279 Let's finish this guy. 919 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,839 [Varshidi groaning] [Liquid bubbling] 920 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,472 - You don't want to do this! 921 00:37:18,274 --> 00:37:20,345 - Horn of Norm be our protection 922 00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:22,817 from the wicked smears of Kev. 923 00:37:23,819 --> 00:37:26,825 It's either smears or snares, uh... 924 00:37:26,925 --> 00:37:28,962 And with the power of briny ears! 925 00:37:29,062 --> 00:37:30,666 [Gagging] [Coughing] 926 00:37:30,766 --> 00:37:31,902 -Oh, that stinks. 927 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,371 - Okay... - Okay. 928 00:37:33,471 --> 00:37:35,241 - While I put in the eyes, 929 00:37:35,341 --> 00:37:37,312 we need to hit him where it hurts. 930 00:37:37,412 --> 00:37:39,951 - You okay to...? - Yeah, I'm good. 931 00:37:40,051 --> 00:37:41,521 I got it. 932 00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:43,859 You are so lame! 933 00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:46,865 And your stupid nicknames are never gonna stick. 934 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:48,836 - VARSHIDI: No! 935 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:50,371 I'm so sorry. 936 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,244 Please, 937 00:37:53,344 --> 00:37:54,781 come here. 938 00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:56,852 I want to tell you something. 939 00:37:56,952 --> 00:37:58,387 Come. 940 00:37:58,488 --> 00:37:59,858 [Tense music] 941 00:38:03,064 --> 00:38:04,734 [Burps] [Laughs maniacally] 942 00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:07,472 - Why isn't it working? 943 00:38:07,573 --> 00:38:09,476 - Maybe we have to insult Kevin! 944 00:38:09,577 --> 00:38:11,013 Try something monster-specific. 945 00:38:11,113 --> 00:38:12,750 -Okay, um... 946 00:38:13,886 --> 00:38:15,823 You picked the worst host. 947 00:38:15,923 --> 00:38:18,996 And-and you smell like the inside of your own butthole! 948 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,900 You infiltrated a high school. 949 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,037 Talk about low-hanging fruit! 950 00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:24,741 [Moaning] 951 00:38:25,008 --> 00:38:26,745 -It's working! 952 00:38:26,845 --> 00:38:29,349 - You are so pathetic, you couldn't even get Val. 953 00:38:29,449 --> 00:38:32,757 And every monster gets Val! 954 00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:34,359 [Moaning] [Breathing heavily] 955 00:38:35,495 --> 00:38:36,735 - You don't want to do anything 956 00:38:36,832 --> 00:38:39,838 to harm your poor principal now, do you? 957 00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:41,373 Why don't you 958 00:38:41,842 --> 00:38:43,444 untie him? 959 00:38:43,545 --> 00:38:46,483 Ahh, shit! 960 00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:48,789 - Yeah, he can't focus, he's-he's losing power! 961 00:38:48,889 --> 00:38:49,924 Okay, um... All we need 962 00:38:50,024 --> 00:38:52,763 is a body part to finish it! 963 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:54,366 Not it. 964 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:55,903 -Goddamn it. 965 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:57,439 [Varshidi moaning] 966 00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,909 [Lilly sighs] 967 00:38:59,009 --> 00:39:00,513 -Okay, okay, okay... 968 00:39:01,982 --> 00:39:03,585 [Lilly groans] 969 00:39:05,556 --> 00:39:07,058 [Gags] I can't. 970 00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:08,327 -Oh, my God. 971 00:39:08,427 --> 00:39:10,799 - I can't! - Just do it, just do it! 972 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,369 [Lilly whines] 973 00:39:12,469 --> 00:39:13,906 [Varshidi groans] 974 00:39:14,574 --> 00:39:16,076 [Toenail ripping] 975 00:39:16,176 --> 00:39:17,813 -Where'd it go? 976 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,786 Astrid, where did it go? 977 00:39:20,886 --> 00:39:21,721 -It's in your hair! 978 00:39:21,821 --> 00:39:23,525 - Get it out of my hair! 979 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,428 -Clip another piece! 980 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,399 - This is the worst thing we've ever had to do! 981 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,002 - You think I'm bad? 982 00:39:29,102 --> 00:39:30,506 Just wait... 983 00:39:31,407 --> 00:39:33,812 He's worse than anything you can imagine. 984 00:39:33,912 --> 00:39:35,048 -Who? 985 00:39:35,148 --> 00:39:37,085 -The Guardian! 986 00:39:37,185 --> 00:39:40,559 And he can't be banished once he takes root! 987 00:39:40,659 --> 00:39:44,066 And you two don't even know that he's here! 988 00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:45,836 - What are you talking about? 989 00:39:45,936 --> 00:39:47,372 - Okay, let's just finish this shit! 990 00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:48,809 I got a date to get to! 991 00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:50,445 -Okay, okay... 992 00:39:50,546 --> 00:39:51,982 [Varshidi moans] 993 00:39:52,449 --> 00:39:53,919 [Lilly groans] - Ah. 994 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:55,522 [Varshidi continues moaning] 995 00:39:56,858 --> 00:39:58,127 Oh, my God. 996 00:40:01,601 --> 00:40:03,104 -Ah! 997 00:40:04,507 --> 00:40:05,976 Ahh! 998 00:40:06,076 --> 00:40:07,580 [Dramatic music] 999 00:40:11,655 --> 00:40:13,124 - ASTRID: Ooh. 1000 00:40:17,132 --> 00:40:18,769 Mmm... 1001 00:40:18,869 --> 00:40:20,471 That's it, huh? 1002 00:40:21,006 --> 00:40:22,475 I'm gonna 1003 00:40:22,576 --> 00:40:25,014 put it in the orb. You've done your part. 1004 00:40:25,114 --> 00:40:26,618 [Sighs] - Thank you. 1005 00:40:27,085 --> 00:40:28,622 [Sighs] 1006 00:40:28,722 --> 00:40:30,158 [Cheery music] 1007 00:40:43,685 --> 00:40:45,154 -What the hell? 1008 00:40:45,254 --> 00:40:47,492 - POLICE CHIEF (OVER RADIO): What's taking so long? 1009 00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:50,164 You didn't mess up the crime scene, did you? 1010 00:40:53,905 --> 00:40:55,174 -Um... 1011 00:40:55,943 --> 00:40:57,880 - Brutus might want those for something weird. 1012 00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,049 -Mm-hm. 1013 00:40:59,149 --> 00:41:01,521 - Good on him for showing up when he did, though. 1014 00:41:01,621 --> 00:41:03,659 - What, did you, like, time travel here? 1015 00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,499 - You're gonna let that slide? - [Sighs] 1016 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,971 - Yep, my bullying career is officially over. 1017 00:41:10,071 --> 00:41:12,442 Things are back to the way they should be. 1018 00:41:12,543 --> 00:41:14,614 Hey, what did you think about what Kevin said 1019 00:41:14,714 --> 00:41:16,150 about the guardian something? 1020 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:18,120 - Well, I didn't see it on Brutus' list. 1021 00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:19,967 It can't be worse than the crap we've had to deal with. 1022 00:41:19,991 --> 00:41:21,995 - As long as there's no more brains. 1023 00:41:22,095 --> 00:41:23,532 Or toenails. 1024 00:41:33,685 --> 00:41:35,154 [Christine hums Amazing Grace] 1025 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,222 [Door opening] 1026 00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:54,026 [Malevolent music] 1027 00:41:54,126 --> 00:41:55,562 -Tom! 1028 00:41:55,662 --> 00:41:57,098 Hi. 1029 00:41:57,198 --> 00:41:58,969 Let me help you with those. 1030 00:41:59,570 --> 00:42:01,273 Basement is all yours. 1031 00:42:02,777 --> 00:42:04,246 -Wow. 1032 00:42:04,346 --> 00:42:06,116 Didn't expect a warm welcome. 1033 00:42:06,651 --> 00:42:08,187 -Hm. 1034 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:11,126 -Hm. 1035 00:42:11,226 --> 00:42:13,732 I hope things can be peaceful from now on. 1036 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,070 - Me too, Chrissy. 1037 00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,573 [Inhales; exhales] 1038 00:42:17,673 --> 00:42:19,577 I'm glad you came to your senses. 1039 00:42:20,044 --> 00:42:21,581 [Sighs happily] 1040 00:42:23,017 --> 00:42:24,554 [Door opens] 1041 00:42:27,993 --> 00:42:29,564 [Door creaks and closes] 1042 00:42:29,664 --> 00:42:31,701 It's dark. Where's the switch? 1043 00:42:32,068 --> 00:42:34,005 - It's at the end of the hall! 1044 00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:41,019 [Slow footsteps] 1045 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,623 [Door opening] 1046 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:48,267 I told you I would never let you down. 1047 00:42:48,367 --> 00:42:49,804 [Tom screaming] 1048 00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,248 [Screaming stops suddenly] 1049 00:42:55,348 --> 00:42:57,152 ["You've Created a Monster" by Bohnes plays] 1050 00:42:59,322 --> 00:43:03,063 ♪♪ You've created the monster ♪♪ 1051 00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:06,738 ♪♪ I just keep getting stronger ♪♪ 1052 00:43:06,838 --> 00:43:12,315 ♪♪ Nightmare, I'm gonna haunt you ♪♪ 1053 00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:14,052 (whispered) You've created a monster. 1054 00:43:14,152 --> 00:43:15,589 [Dramatic chord] 69381

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