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-ASTRID (VO): Previously on
Astrid and Lilly Save the World.
[Gasp]
-BRUTUS: Memoragatu.
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In order to defeat it
in the real world,
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you first you have to defeat it
in your memory.
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- You call that playing soccer?
You embarrass me.
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- This is all your fault.
- Mom...
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- Maybe we can't be friends.
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-Maybe we can't.
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Oh, no, it's flipping again.
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There is no monster
in my memory.
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- I don't know what to tell you.
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This going to be
our greatest battle yet.
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- What are you doing
down there anyway?
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What's the big secret?
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- Are you back?
- I'm back.
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-Oh, thank God.
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[Pastoral music]
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[Varshidi humming]
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[Laughing]
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-No.
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Yes.
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[Dark music]
[Animalistic chattering]
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[Chuckles]
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Ah, yes.
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And you come across.
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[Hissing]
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Early bird gets the jelly roll.
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Yeah.
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[Sharp sniff]
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Feeling good, Varsh.
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It's gonna be a sweet day.
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[Buoyant music]
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Steve!
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Yes.
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Early bird gets the worm.
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That's why you're number one!
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-Thanks, Principal V.
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Yeah.
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I am number one.
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Number one.
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Fastest runner at Pine, baby!
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Next up, Olympics.
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Gold medal winner right here.
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I'm the fastest man on Earth.
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I'm...
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[Moaning]
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[Groan]
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[Explosion]
[Squelching]
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[Energetic music]
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- SINGER:
Let's go!
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-What's going on?
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Think everyone's hyped
about Student Appreciation Day?
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- Student what day?
- Nothing. I dunno.
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- I heard somebody say
that there was some toxic mold
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in the old wing
and in the locker rooms.
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-That's karmic.
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- Ah, fricking stinks
like cologne.
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- Why are there cops here?
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- I heard Mark Truman
passed out.
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- I heard he threw up.
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- Police tape for some vomit?
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- Mm.
- I don't think so.
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[Mischievous music]
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-Astrid.
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Astrid, it's a crime scene!
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[Talking over police radio]
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Oh, screw it.
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[Door slams shut in distance]
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[Nervous breathing]
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-Oh, my God!
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Oh, I knew it wasn't
about some vomit.
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[Coughing]
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[Lilly sighs]
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You want a club soda,
or something?
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- I wanna not to
have seen brains.
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Got a surprise for you.
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-It's a monster.
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- Mm.
- B. Figured.
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Toxic mold doesn't cause
brain splatter like that.
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Ugh, I'm sorry.
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[Sigh]
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I want to go talk to Sparrow
before we go.
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He's still pissed at me
for standing him up.
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- Yeah, you do that.
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I'm gonna be at my locker.
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-Okay.
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-Hey, Sparrow.
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Uh, I know you're mad.
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I didn't mean to
stand you up like that.
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- So, what, you forgot?
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- No, I didn't forget, I just...
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Mm, I have a lot of stuff
going on in my life right now
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and I can't
really talk about it.
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-I-I don't get you.
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First you make excuses
to leave dates early
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and then you just don't show up?
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Do you like
spending time with me?
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-Oh, I do! I...
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- Then why're you playing me
so hot and cold?
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You got stuff going on?
Come on.
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[Tender music]
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Just call me
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when you figure
your shit out, okay?
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-Shit.
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- Well, shouldn't class
be cancelled?
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Is Mark Truman okay?
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- Mark Truman is fine.
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I saw him
with my own two beautiful eyes.
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This is a just a little
mold situation.
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Mark's a fine kid
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but he's a mouth breather.
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He just got too close
to the infected drywall.
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If we all stay clear,
we'll be fine!
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- I think he has
a deviated septum.
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- So perceptive, Frank.
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- Why is a cop here?
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- Officer Drew,
Coppers Cove's very best,
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is here to ensure that
everything is under control.
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I don't want anyone to panic.
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Go about your days as normal.
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Have a donut!
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- Look, I'll check out
the crime scene,
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but I'm no mold expert.
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Did you actually talk to
Mark Truman because...
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-You are so good
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at everything, officer.
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[Creepy music]
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The very best detective
I've ever seen.
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Even better
than all those guys on TV.
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-Oh, really?
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Even the ones on the cable?
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- Shouldn't we call a mold guy,
or something?
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-No.
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I got this.
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- Don't think about brains.
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- CANDACE:
No! Tate!
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[Heavy sigh]
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Kill me.
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- You've never stopped
at my locker before.
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Is everything okay?
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- Tate's a bitch,
my mom's a bitch.
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And they should all just
date each other
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and have a bitch fest!
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- I think there's
a category for that.
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- My mom says I can't do the play
unless I get an A-plus
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on my bio midterm.
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You know, she doesn't
want me to do anything
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except for her stupid
youth group.
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And Tate's great advice
is to just quit.
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- Those are horrible options.
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- Yeah, he's not so supportive.
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Um...
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I don't even know why
I still expect it anymore.
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And why is everyone
so up in my shit?
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- I can help you with bio.
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-Really?
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- I mean,
I can't guarantee an A-plus,
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but you can't quit the play.
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We'll figure something out.
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- Thanks, Lil.
- Yeah.
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- Um, I should go fix my face.
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I'll talk to you later?
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-Sure.
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[Tender music]
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- What'd she want?
- Nothing.
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Uh, what happened with Sparrow?
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-Nothing.
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Brutus?
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-Yep.
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-Glad you're here.
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Big time portal breach
this morning.
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-We know.
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The place stinks like cologne
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and Mark Truman's brains
were all over the frick...
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- Don't.
- All over the what?
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Hm? If they're all over
the floor, that's one thing,
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but if there's brains
all over the ceiling...
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- Ceiling! Ugh.
Ceiling... yes.
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- So, it's what I thought.
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Now I gotta find the entry.
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- You need
a new organizational method.
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- I know where everything is,
okay?
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Ah!
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Well, what you're smelling
is the effect of a Kevaculous.
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It has a host body
and infects the egos
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of its victims.
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They swell
until their heads explode.
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-Exploding heads.
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It's only Tuesday.
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- But how does it infect egos?
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- Oh, that's, uh, that's...
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That's here somewhere.
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Uh, it's, uh, you know,
it's-it's a Kevaculous.
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It, uh, it infects you.
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Uh, uh, it touches you,
makes your-your ego grow.
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I swear I saw it somewhere!
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- Okay, so, it touches you,
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then makes you smell
like men's body spray
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and then your head pops?
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-Not immediately.
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It depends on
the starting size of the ego.
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[Scoffs]
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My cousin, Brian,
came upon a Kevaculous once.
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Let's just say
he couldn't finish his lunch.
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- So, if you don't have
a big ego,
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then you have nothing
to worry about?
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But he infiltrated
a high school.
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Everyone's screwed.
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- Yeah, not great.
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There might be a way to
slow down the infection growth
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but I don't know off-hand.
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- You sure it's just
not in here somewhere?
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- Probably.
- How do we kill it?
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- You don't.
You...
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exorcise it.
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- Like with a bible and a cross?
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- With a bible and a cross.
Oh, that's cute.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, you-you're serious.
Um, I'll get you sorted.
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- Okay, well, can you hurry?
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I really don't want
anyone else to pop.
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- So, how do we slow him down?
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And who is the kevac-
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kovecu-
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Who is the Kevin possessing?
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- Well, that sounds
like it's a job
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for two professional
monster hunters I know.
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I'm talking about you guys.
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- Yeah, I got it.
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[Upbeat music]
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- Hey, looking good!
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Nice hat!
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-This is a nice hat.
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- Come on, bro, gimme five.
Looking good.
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Like the top!
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Nice!
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Love the hairstyle!
Come on, come on!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Missed you!
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-ASTRID: Ah, this place
stinks even more like cologne.
Kevin's influence
must be growing.
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[Anxious music]
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-That was weird.
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I thought you guys
smoothed things over?
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- I don't know. Let's just focus
on finding Kevin.
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If you were a monster,
who would you possess?
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- Mm, probably someone
with access to a lot of victims.
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- Mm. Somebody trustworthy!
Likeable.
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-Yeah.
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- How about the cop?
- People trust cops.
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- Mm-hm.
- What about Michelle?
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- Likeable, Lilly.
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-Hm.
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Hm, what about Christine?
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Hear me out:
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a lot of people like her,
for some reason.
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And she's always
up in everyone's shit.
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Where does she get off?
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- All right.
Preach.
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You wanna go see
what she's up to after class?
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-Mm-hm.
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- I'll keep
sniffing around here.
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Not like I want to.
This place is rank!
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Yech.
See you later.
263
00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:35,858
[Uneasy music]
264
00:11:42,437 --> 00:11:44,107
-Uh, hey, Eggs.
265
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,778
Nice glasses.
266
00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:48,115
- They're new.
Did you want a favour?
267
00:11:48,216 --> 00:11:50,420
- Uh...
Yeah.
268
00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,792
I told Candace
that I would help her study bio,
269
00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:53,794
but something came up.
270
00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,230
Can you help her study today?
271
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:58,035
It's just
if she doesn't ace the midterm
272
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,939
then she has to
drop out of the play.
273
00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:01,852
- Why do you care if she drops
out of the play?
274
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,145
Can't anybody play Juliet?
275
00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:05,818
Isn't that what acting is.
276
00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,089
-Technically...
277
00:12:08,189 --> 00:12:11,061
- I mean, I didn't even know
you were friends with Candace.
278
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,798
[Nervous breath]
279
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,502
- She's your Juliet, Eggs.
Uh...
280
00:12:15,203 --> 00:12:16,907
Please?
281
00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:20,179
- She can join me in the library
this afternoon.
282
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,448
That's fine.
283
00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:25,056
- VARSHIDI:
It's Student Appreciation Day!
284
00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:28,229
Time to appreciate
Pine's best and brightest,
285
00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:29,966
starting with
286
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:31,468
Grant Gibson!
287
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,941
Come on!
Get in here!
288
00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:37,180
[Tense music]
289
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,086
[Plastic crinkles]
290
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,959
- I'll show the department.
291
00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:45,965
I'm the best detective
anybody's ever seen!
292
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,804
Better than Holmes.
293
00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:52,845
Drewlock Holmes.
294
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,483
Mold.
295
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,087
That could be anywhere.
296
00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:59,826
Could be everywhere.
297
00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:04,234
- VARSHIDI: There once was a poet
named Holly,
298
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:07,107
who's poetry skills
were quite jolly!
299
00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:09,946
Holly Perkins,
300
00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:11,549
come on down!
301
00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,119
[Sighs]
[Sniffs]
302
00:13:13,219 --> 00:13:14,856
Oh.
303
00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,258
[Sniffs]
304
00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:17,895
[Indistinct conversations
in distance]
305
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,505
[Deep sniff]
306
00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:24,041
-Mmm.
307
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:26,245
Like a freshly sprayed armpit.
308
00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:27,882
Oh, man,
309
00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:30,119
this monster's
infecting everyone!
310
00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:31,856
- CHRISTINE:
Chop-chop.
311
00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:33,259
Take this copper
to the basement.
312
00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:34,996
[Edgy music]
313
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,100
Mustn't keep him waiting.
314
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:40,239
- Youth group is so weird.
315
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,976
[Tense music]
316
00:13:42,077 --> 00:13:43,880
[Laughing]
317
00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,326
-Varshidi would never...
318
00:13:50,426 --> 00:13:52,865
- You have a great smile.
You could be a scientist.
319
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,167
Now go!
320
00:13:57,608 --> 00:13:59,144
[Sniff]
- VARSHIDI: Oh, yeah.
321
00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,281
-Kevin?
322
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,019
[Varshidi laughing]
323
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,889
- CHRISTINE:
This wire will work perfectly.
324
00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,293
Yeah, straight to the basement.
325
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,035
[Shutter clicks]
326
00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:16,579
[Shutter clicks]
327
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,184
[Phone buzzing]
328
00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,325
- Hey, guess what?
329
00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:25,329
Looks like the tattoos
are a youth group thing.
330
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,200
So glad we didn't get one!
331
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,337
- ASTRID: You will never believe
what I found.
332
00:14:29,438 --> 00:14:31,041
The Kevin!
333
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,912
It's Varshidi.
[Edgy music]
334
00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,949
He's using
Student Appreciation Day
335
00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:36,920
to get kids into his office
336
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,666
so that he can poison them
with compliments.
337
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:41,095
- God! High achievers.
They're perfect targets.
338
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:43,600
- Sparrow got straight A's
in English lit.
339
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,980
- If you're so worried about him
340
00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:46,882
why don't you ask him
to go home, or something.
341
00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:48,786
- Let's just figure out
how to get this monster.
342
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,090
- VARSHIDI:
Get out of here.
343
00:14:50,714 --> 00:14:52,250
-Susan Barnes.
344
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,954
Aw, she's so stuck up,
345
00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:55,924
her head's gonna explode
in seconds.
346
00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,169
- Brutus said
there might be a way
347
00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,264
to slow down
the infection growth, right?
348
00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:00,968
-Yeah.
349
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,607
[Slurping]
350
00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,347
Hi, Susan.
351
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:10,219
- Sorry, I don't talk to uggos.
352
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,259
- Oh, please,
you're not that hot.
353
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,964
- Yes, I am.
354
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:18,002
I'm flawless.
355
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,339
-Hm.
356
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,243
- It worked!
Sidebar!
357
00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:26,653
- We gotta insult
the shit out of her!
358
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,255
Bust up that ego.
359
00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:30,126
We've gotta bully her back.
360
00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:32,363
- I don't know if I can.
361
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,401
-Might be fun.
362
00:15:36,405 --> 00:15:38,643
- You have a huge zit
363
00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:40,079
on your forehead.
364
00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:41,415
I can see it.
365
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,152
[Gasp]
366
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,387
-All that makeup
367
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:47,127
isn't going to hide the fact
that you have no friends.
368
00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:49,164
- Yes, I do.
Everyone loves me.
369
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:50,667
[Laughing]
370
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:53,139
- No!
Everyone's like,
371
00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:55,276
"Susan Barnes!
She's so nice.
372
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,515
Too bad
she's a snot!"
373
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,687
- And you sat
on a peanut butter sandwich.
374
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,157
[Laughing]
375
00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:03,693
Everyone remembers.
376
00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:06,298
- Susan Peanut Butter-Pants
Barnes.
377
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,269
- That was a long time ago!
378
00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:10,139
-Oh! Still lingering.
379
00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:12,010
[Exaggerated coughing]
380
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,680
-Hey, Susan?
381
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:15,283
I really like your hair today.
382
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,020
-Thank you!
383
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,690
She loves my hair.
384
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,259
- No, she doesn't!
385
00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:22,163
She was lying!
386
00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:24,000
Your hair looks like branches!
387
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,171
Just like your report card!
388
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,342
Your stupid green juice
has more personality
389
00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:29,545
than your ears!
390
00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:33,185
When I see you,
I want to eat paint!
391
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,091
And perfect
student attendance record
392
00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,728
my ass!
393
00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:39,197
[Gasps]
394
00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:40,466
[Shocked breaths]
395
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,170
-What the shit?
396
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:49,752
-Is this really
our only option?
-Well, you could hit up
the lost and found
397
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:51,054
for somebody's old gym shirt.
398
00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:53,492
-Pirate it is.
399
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,396
So, you, uh,
400
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:58,168
turned into a real
shock jock back there.
401
00:16:58,269 --> 00:16:59,337
-Mm.
402
00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:00,439
Felt kinda great.
403
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,469
I mean, all our lives
people have been bullying us
404
00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:04,913
and we're not allowed
to fight back?
405
00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:05,617
No, they deserve this!
406
00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,353
It's our turn now.
407
00:17:07,453 --> 00:17:09,592
It's fine.
I'm chill.
408
00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:11,428
- Okay.
I guess so.
409
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:15,136
So, how are we
going to get to Kevin, hm?
410
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,073
He's, like,
inside our principal!
411
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:18,510
[Sigh]
412
00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,279
-Hm.
413
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,385
- We should get him unconscious.
- We should kill him.
414
00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:24,722
-Lilly, no!
415
00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:26,559
- Right, right.
Knock him out.
416
00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:28,295
That's what I meant.
417
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,699
-Right.
418
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,170
I'm sure I can make
some kind of sedative.
419
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,174
- I am a chemistry whiz!
- Mm-mm.
420
00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:36,178
- And that's not just
my ego talking.
421
00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:38,182
- Right.
You do that,
422
00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:39,752
I'll keep doing
the important stuff.
423
00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:45,162
Nice flood pants, dorkus!
424
00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:46,633
[Sighs;
sucks teeth]
425
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,335
[Uneasy music]
426
00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:53,747
[Sighs]
427
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,355
-Hey, Eggs.
428
00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:01,495
Um, there's a table in the back
if you wanna move there?
429
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:03,132
-No.
430
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,637
You worried your friends
are going to see you
431
00:18:05,737 --> 00:18:07,373
sitting here with me?
432
00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:08,710
[Sighs]
- Uh,
433
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,413
no.
[Chuckles]
434
00:18:13,452 --> 00:18:15,657
[Clears throat]
- I, uh, I know
435
00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:18,362
you wouldn't be caught dead
talking to me, so...
436
00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:19,765
you must be really desperate.
437
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,170
- Oh, please.
I-I do what I want.
438
00:18:25,711 --> 00:18:27,648
What?
I do!
439
00:18:28,617 --> 00:18:30,286
-Okay.
440
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:35,229
- Okay, I see your point.
441
00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:36,329
- I'm not making a point.
442
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:37,935
- Yeah, sometimes
I do things I don't want to do
443
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,507
just because people expect it.
444
00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:42,811
I deal with a lot
of social pressure, okay?
445
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,383
You wouldn't get it.
446
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:48,122
-Okay.
447
00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:50,192
- Um, maybe you should try
doing Romeo
448
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,663
without your glasses.
449
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,265
-I like my glasses.
450
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,369
- But, in the play,
Romeo doesn't wear glasses,
451
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,515
so people are gonna expect that.
452
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:59,244
They might be fine
with you wearing them,
453
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:01,849
but it's just easier
to give them what they want.
454
00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:03,787
- No, I'm gonna wear my glasses.
455
00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,489
[Edgy music]
456
00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:08,596
-Okay.
457
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,266
[No audible dialogue]
458
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,339
[Liquid sloshing]
459
00:19:22,725 --> 00:19:24,829
- Hey, Astrid!
Lose an electron?
460
00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:27,300
Gotta keep an ion it.
[Laughs]
461
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,805
Get it? Ion?
A little chem humor for ya.
462
00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:31,341
- Yeah, good one.
463
00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:33,345
Um, so, I watched
this movie yesterday...
464
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,347
-Oh, what movie?
465
00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,420
- Uh, I can't remember.
It-it's not important.
466
00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:40,627
So, this guy made a sedative
from bleach and some stuff
467
00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:42,865
under the sink,
but that's impossible, right?
468
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,804
There's no way you could make
a sedative that easily.
469
00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:47,240
-Interesting.
470
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,879
Well, if the bleach was cooled
and mixed with acetone
471
00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:52,316
to make chloroform
and the stuff under the sink
472
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:53,720
was potassium hydroxide,
473
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,489
that would have
sedative qualities
474
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,590
in small doses.
475
00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:58,730
- Wait, you said
potassium hydroxide?
476
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,466
-Yeah.
477
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,571
- Yeah, yeah,
definitely wasn't that.
478
00:20:02,671 --> 00:20:05,443
- See, you can't trust everything
you see in the movies.
479
00:20:05,544 --> 00:20:07,380
I found that out the hard way.
480
00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:09,552
[Light scoff]
481
00:20:10,954 --> 00:20:12,624
[Mischievous music]
482
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,636
- FRICK:
Hey.
483
00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:20,372
[Frick talks to student quietly]
484
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,523
[Dark music]
485
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,894
-GUARDIAN:
The lunar eclipse
of the Blood Moon
486
00:20:30,994 --> 00:20:32,631
is almost upon us!
487
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,635
On the night
when the eclipse strikes,
488
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,373
there's just one final
very special ingredient
489
00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:38,910
we'll need to feed the Orb.
490
00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:42,651
And then,
do you remember what happens?
491
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,755
- All the portals will open!
492
00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:46,491
- Yes, my pets.
493
00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:49,698
Remember how I told you
Orbs run on body parts?
494
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:51,401
-Uh-huh.
495
00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:53,973
The Master Orb is special.
496
00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:56,512
It needs the souls
497
00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:59,652
and intestines
of 87 human bodies
498
00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:03,660
vibrating at 764,000 Glogheuers.
499
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,797
- Anything, but how do we
get you that?
500
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,400
-Isn't it obvious?
501
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,538
87 insecure, angsty souls.
502
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:13,412
We're all going
to the high school dance.
503
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:14,982
- Wicked!
Fire!
504
00:21:15,082 --> 00:21:17,855
- Until then, we keep everyone
505
00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:19,758
out of our way.
506
00:21:19,859 --> 00:21:21,461
[Door opens]
507
00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:23,967
[Door closes]
508
00:21:26,973 --> 00:21:28,743
- Wha-what are you doing, Tom?
509
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:30,479
- Oh, chill out.
510
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,849
This is God's house.
511
00:21:31,949 --> 00:21:33,586
And we're all welcome,
512
00:21:33,686 --> 00:21:34,955
Chrissie.
513
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,828
-Do not
514
00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:39,565
call me that.
515
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,667
-FYI, you...
516
00:21:41,702 --> 00:21:43,540
didn't book the basement
for tonight,
517
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,677
so I'll be heading downstairs
around six.
518
00:21:45,777 --> 00:21:48,415
- I blocked it off
for the entire month.
519
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,819
- Oh-ho, I guess you didn't!
520
00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,923
[Inhale]
It's such a blessing.
521
00:21:52,023 --> 00:21:54,562
I have a record number
of orders this week
522
00:21:54,662 --> 00:21:55,997
for my Holy Glory
muffin baskets.
523
00:21:56,766 --> 00:21:58,603
Jesus saves, right?
524
00:21:58,703 --> 00:21:59,972
-Hm.
525
00:22:01,576 --> 00:22:02,878
Screw you, Tom.
526
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,550
- You should try one sometime!
527
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:12,531
[Squelching]
528
00:22:30,634 --> 00:22:32,604
- Nice shirt, doofus.
529
00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:34,542
Did your mom pick that
out for you?
530
00:22:34,642 --> 00:22:35,877
Oh, yeah, I saw her shopping.
531
00:22:35,977 --> 00:22:38,015
I know she picked out
your little outfit!
532
00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:41,054
- Stop, Lilly!
You're way too into this.
533
00:22:41,154 --> 00:22:43,593
- Well, what about all the times
people were jerks to us?
534
00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:45,730
- Bullies aren't
exactly role models.
535
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,668
[Sigh]
536
00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:49,470
-You're right.
537
00:22:49,572 --> 00:22:51,041
Oh, God, what am I doing?
538
00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:52,711
I don't know,
I guess it just felt nice
539
00:22:52,811 --> 00:22:53,889
to have the upper hand
for a second?
540
00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:56,652
- Look, I get it.
But we're better than that.
541
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,625
And honestly,
you're terrible at it.
542
00:22:59,725 --> 00:23:01,529
[Lilly snorts]
- I know.
543
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,700
- Okay, we gotta hustle.
544
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,835
Look what I got!
545
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,541
- Ooh, the sedative.
Is it strong enough?
546
00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:09,778
[Exhale]
[Thud]
547
00:23:09,878 --> 00:23:11,782
- Yup, it's strong enough.
548
00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:13,753
- Mm?
- Okay, go!
549
00:23:13,853 --> 00:23:15,089
[Upbeat music]
550
00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:18,028
- Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
551
00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:21,001
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Gimme five!
552
00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,905
Whoa!
Nice stuff.
553
00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:24,642
Mr. Black,
you're looking good!
554
00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:25,944
Whoa!
Way, yes!
555
00:23:26,879 --> 00:23:28,583
- Okay, what's the plan?
556
00:23:28,683 --> 00:23:30,520
I distract him
while you dose him?
557
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:31,856
- Yeah!
Whoa!
558
00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:33,526
Come on.
559
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,795
Hey!
560
00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:36,666
Nice 'fits, ladies!
561
00:23:36,766 --> 00:23:38,101
Give me ten!
562
00:23:38,770 --> 00:23:40,072
-Ho!
563
00:23:41,976 --> 00:23:44,515
- Oh...
[Laughs]
564
00:23:44,615 --> 00:23:45,917
I'll get you next time!
565
00:23:46,017 --> 00:23:47,621
- That was way too close!
566
00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:49,925
- He's high-fiving everyone
like crazy.
567
00:23:50,025 --> 00:23:52,864
Crap, how are we supposed to
insult everyone fast enough?
568
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,601
Without you
569
00:23:54,702 --> 00:23:56,672
getting sucked
into the dark side again?
570
00:23:56,772 --> 00:23:59,712
- We need to find someone who's
comfortable with being a dick.
571
00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:01,081
[Sigh]
572
00:24:06,659 --> 00:24:07,995
-Ha!
573
00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:09,865
Good one, Tate-meister.
574
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,902
-Gah!
575
00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:13,873
Looks like the Kevin
already got him!
576
00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:15,777
-Yeah.
577
00:24:15,877 --> 00:24:17,614
Tate!
578
00:24:17,981 --> 00:24:19,718
-What's up?
579
00:24:19,818 --> 00:24:20,820
-Okay.
580
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,593
Look, I'm only saying this
because I have to:
581
00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:25,730
Candace only likes you
because you have abs!
582
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:27,199
- Huh.
Oh, yeah!
583
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,970
- What? No!
Not a compliment!
584
00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:30,205
Dad bods are in.
585
00:24:30,306 --> 00:24:31,706
- You look stupid!
- You are stupid!
586
00:24:32,644 --> 00:24:34,982
- What's your problem?
Why are you being so mean to me?
587
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,719
[Sniffing]
588
00:24:37,821 --> 00:24:39,591
-Hm, no cologne.
589
00:24:39,692 --> 00:24:40,794
-Hm.
590
00:24:40,894 --> 00:24:42,731
- I haven't sprayed up yet.
591
00:24:42,831 --> 00:24:44,601
-Ohh...
592
00:24:44,702 --> 00:24:46,022
He's not infected;
he's just Tate.
593
00:24:46,639 --> 00:24:48,008
We're sorry.
594
00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:49,845
- We're in a bit of a...
595
00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:52,016
Dealing with a tight situation.
596
00:24:52,818 --> 00:24:54,153
- Don't say there's a monster.
597
00:24:54,253 --> 00:24:55,623
-There's a monster.
598
00:24:55,724 --> 00:24:58,730
It's possessing Varshidi
and infecting everyone's egos
599
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,065
until their heads explode.
600
00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,904
- No, thanks.
I'm out.
601
00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:04,207
-Tate!
602
00:25:04,307 --> 00:25:05,643
We need your help.
603
00:25:05,744 --> 00:25:08,148
Everyone with an ego
is in danger of exploding.
604
00:25:08,248 --> 00:25:10,653
You're our best shot
at keeping everyone safe.
605
00:25:10,754 --> 00:25:12,234
- Because I'm, like,
a protector type?
606
00:25:12,824 --> 00:25:14,661
- Mm, because you're a dick.
607
00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:16,131
That's how you stop
the exploding,
608
00:25:16,231 --> 00:25:17,634
you hurt people's egos.
609
00:25:17,734 --> 00:25:19,772
You were the first person
we thought of.
610
00:25:19,872 --> 00:25:22,744
- This monster shit's a lot and
I've been trying to be nicer.
611
00:25:22,844 --> 00:25:24,681
- Look, we need you.
612
00:25:24,782 --> 00:25:26,786
The school needs you.
613
00:25:26,886 --> 00:25:30,660
Be our asshole in shining armour
just one last time
614
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,029
and then never again!
615
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,902
- Okay, I'll do it,
to save the school.
616
00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:36,002
-Oh, my God.
617
00:25:36,071 --> 00:25:38,676
- Who, exactly,
do I need to be mean to?
618
00:25:38,776 --> 00:25:40,045
-Everyone.
619
00:25:45,489 --> 00:25:47,329
[Energetic music]
-Ooh!
Flowers are in now, huh?
620
00:25:47,594 --> 00:25:49,130
Nice zit!
That's a popper.
621
00:25:49,732 --> 00:25:51,167
Buddy, you ever try deodorant?
622
00:25:51,702 --> 00:25:53,038
Sorry!
Gotta say it.
623
00:25:55,777 --> 00:25:57,113
[Varshidi hums happily]
624
00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:02,858
[Mischievous music]
625
00:26:03,191 --> 00:26:05,129
- Go now!
Go, go, go, go, go!
626
00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:06,866
[Varshidi continues humming]
627
00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:10,607
[Liquid sloshing]
628
00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:14,681
Ho, you did it!
You did it!
629
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,017
[Laughing]
630
00:26:18,823 --> 00:26:20,125
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
631
00:26:20,225 --> 00:26:21,862
- VARSHIDI:
This is...
632
00:26:21,962 --> 00:26:23,599
-Okay.
633
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,837
Now, we just have to
wait until...
634
00:26:25,937 --> 00:26:27,974
- VARSHIDI: Your favorite.
- FRICK: Cheers.
635
00:26:28,074 --> 00:26:31,181
- Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
636
00:26:31,281 --> 00:26:33,118
[Slurping]
637
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,855
No, no, no.
638
00:26:34,955 --> 00:26:36,124
- FRICK:
Wait, not a camom...
639
00:26:38,028 --> 00:26:39,731
[Snoring]
640
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,604
- Her depiction... Sorry.
641
00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:45,777
Her depiction of the
Australian outback is offensive!
642
00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:48,583
As is the idea
that kangaroos and crocodiles
643
00:26:48,683 --> 00:26:49,985
would interact on any level,
644
00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:51,789
let alone be friends...
645
00:26:51,889 --> 00:26:53,158
It's ridiculous.
646
00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:54,498
- TATE:
Hello, Fighting Ferrets!
647
00:26:54,561 --> 00:26:56,340
Just a friendly reminder
that you're all mega-dorks
648
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:59,137
and you suck!
Peace!
649
00:26:59,872 --> 00:27:01,609
-Tate.
650
00:27:01,709 --> 00:27:02,777
He's such an ass.
651
00:27:02,878 --> 00:27:05,149
Like, it's so cringe
having to apologize for him
652
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,785
all the time.
653
00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:07,886
Like, everyone says
654
00:27:07,921 --> 00:27:09,241
we're meant
to be together, but...
655
00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:13,198
it's seriously getting old
trying to keep him happy when...
656
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,870
When he doesn't care at all
if I'm happy.
657
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,676
Like, would it kill him for once
to be supportive?
658
00:27:18,776 --> 00:27:20,245
[Tender music]
659
00:27:22,149 --> 00:27:23,853
Why am I telling you this?
660
00:27:23,953 --> 00:27:25,657
Uh...
661
00:27:26,024 --> 00:27:27,727
H-h-how did you do that?
662
00:27:27,828 --> 00:27:28,828
- I'm not doing anything.
663
00:27:30,465 --> 00:27:33,104
- And I don't have to do
anything either, right?
664
00:27:33,205 --> 00:27:36,110
No, I don't have to do
anything I don't wanna do.
665
00:27:37,179 --> 00:27:39,183
No, you're right.
Let's go.
666
00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:41,655
- Um...
[Clears throat]
667
00:27:41,755 --> 00:27:43,024
where are we going?
668
00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:47,968
- Tate Hudson, we need to talk.
669
00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:49,068
- What's up, babe?
670
00:27:50,005 --> 00:27:51,845
- I don't want to make excuses
for you anymore.
671
00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:53,779
I don't want to sit
at your soccer games.
672
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,017
I don't want to watch you
play Zombie Hunters,
673
00:27:56,117 --> 00:27:57,754
or whatever it's called.
674
00:27:57,854 --> 00:27:59,658
You know, I don't even like
video games.
675
00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:00,758
- Wait, what?
676
00:28:01,829 --> 00:28:03,869
- You never care about what
I'm interested in, okay?
677
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,746
I-I don't even know why
we're still doing this, Tate.
678
00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:07,172
We're not a good fit.
679
00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:09,243
I mean, who are we
doing this for because
680
00:28:09,343 --> 00:28:10,980
it's obviously
not for ourselves?
681
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,817
[Emotional music]
682
00:28:12,918 --> 00:28:14,320
- Are you breaking up with me?
683
00:28:15,523 --> 00:28:16,825
-I'm sorry.
684
00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,234
- But we're still on
for Saturday, though, right?
685
00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:22,871
-No!
686
00:28:22,971 --> 00:28:24,675
This is for real.
687
00:28:24,775 --> 00:28:26,010
We're over.
688
00:28:26,512 --> 00:28:28,081
[Footsteps receding]
689
00:28:28,181 --> 00:28:29,851
-Just to be clear...
690
00:28:30,753 --> 00:28:32,857
she came to that conclusion
on her own.
691
00:28:33,826 --> 00:28:35,162
Just to be clear.
692
00:28:35,262 --> 00:28:36,865
[Footsteps receding]
693
00:28:40,873 --> 00:28:42,209
-Okay.
694
00:28:42,309 --> 00:28:44,715
Well, that didn't go as planned!
695
00:28:44,815 --> 00:28:46,050
-It's okay!
696
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:49,066
You're a brave, strong
rainbow of flowers for trying!
697
00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:50,727
-Hnh.
698
00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:52,096
[Sigh]
- Okay.
699
00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,066
We need to think.
700
00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:56,304
We need to somehow
701
00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:58,141
trick Varshidi
702
00:28:58,241 --> 00:28:59,878
and get him alone
703
00:29:00,078 --> 00:29:02,049
absolutely nowhere near Frick.
704
00:29:03,018 --> 00:29:04,721
And then...
705
00:29:04,821 --> 00:29:06,257
Bam!
Knock his ass out!
706
00:29:07,259 --> 00:29:08,963
-I'm a brave,
707
00:29:09,063 --> 00:29:09,932
strong
708
00:29:10,032 --> 00:29:11,869
rainbow of flowers.
709
00:29:12,269 --> 00:29:14,273
I'm a brave, strong
rainbow of flowers.
710
00:29:14,373 --> 00:29:15,475
- VARSHIDI:
Drama queen,
711
00:29:15,576 --> 00:29:18,014
Valerie what's-her-name!
712
00:29:18,114 --> 00:29:19,250
Hey!
713
00:29:20,653 --> 00:29:23,793
Can't remember your last name
but you know who you are!
714
00:29:23,893 --> 00:29:25,195
- Oh, he's gonna get Val!
715
00:29:25,295 --> 00:29:26,464
-Oh.
716
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:29,036
- Honestly, I'm surprised
it's taken him this long.
717
00:29:30,573 --> 00:29:32,109
[Whoosh]
718
00:29:32,343 --> 00:29:34,347
[Varshidi laughing]
- Ah, yeah.
719
00:29:34,447 --> 00:29:36,084
-Oh!
720
00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:37,954
[Unintelligible conversation]
721
00:29:38,054 --> 00:29:39,992
Oh, no, she's done for.
722
00:29:41,361 --> 00:29:43,064
-Wait...
723
00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:45,202
Something's wrong.
724
00:29:45,302 --> 00:29:47,239
- Okay, come back later!
725
00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:51,014
Hey, you in the sweater!
726
00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:52,383
You're looking good, my friend!
727
00:29:52,483 --> 00:29:54,086
High five.
728
00:29:55,923 --> 00:29:57,226
- Psst.
Val!
729
00:29:58,395 --> 00:30:00,165
Val.
730
00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:01,869
Come on.
731
00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:03,171
- How are you feeling?
732
00:30:03,271 --> 00:30:05,042
What did Varshidi say to you?
733
00:30:05,142 --> 00:30:07,914
- He said that I'm special.
734
00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,785
And a...
[Scoffs]
735
00:30:09,885 --> 00:30:11,120
A great actor.
736
00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:12,356
But he's wrong
737
00:30:13,158 --> 00:30:15,963
because I have a boring face
and no talent, so...
738
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:19,905
- So, you feel okay?
739
00:30:20,005 --> 00:30:22,209
- No. No, I'm not okay.
Do I look okay, Lilly?
740
00:30:22,309 --> 00:30:24,046
No, I'm in mourning
for my acting career.
741
00:30:24,146 --> 00:30:25,382
- Hold on a second!
- Okay.
742
00:30:25,482 --> 00:30:27,119
- She's not infected.
743
00:30:27,219 --> 00:30:29,190
- I don't think
he got to her ego.
744
00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:30,993
I think she's too far gone!
745
00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:34,066
Do you think...?
746
00:30:36,638 --> 00:30:37,941
- Val?
- Hm?
747
00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:41,915
I think we might have
the perfect role for you.
748
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,120
[Mischievous music]
749
00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:46,424
[Calming breath]
750
00:30:46,525 --> 00:30:48,128
[Clears throat]
751
00:30:52,302 --> 00:30:54,106
[Clears throat loudly]
752
00:30:55,075 --> 00:30:56,344
-Back so soon!
753
00:30:56,444 --> 00:30:57,981
Amazing.
754
00:30:58,081 --> 00:30:59,250
-Yeah!
755
00:30:59,350 --> 00:31:00,920
I was just wondering:
756
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,700
do you think you could
take a look at something
757
00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:03,826
that I'm working on?
758
00:31:03,926 --> 00:31:06,164
It's just nobody seems to
understand my work
759
00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:08,268
quite like you do,
so I was just...
760
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:09,971
-Of course!
761
00:31:10,072 --> 00:31:11,842
Anything for a future star.
762
00:31:11,942 --> 00:31:13,846
- Oh, stop! Seriously.
[Both laugh]
763
00:31:13,946 --> 00:31:15,282
- Just right out here.
- Oh, nice.
764
00:31:16,117 --> 00:31:17,186
Let's go.
765
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:21,461
I'm sure that
whatever you're working on
766
00:31:21,562 --> 00:31:23,198
is magical.
767
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,901
You have such a spark.
768
00:31:26,337 --> 00:31:28,007
Ah, thank you.
769
00:31:28,108 --> 00:31:29,410
-Of course.
770
00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:31,114
[Door closes]
771
00:31:32,316 --> 00:31:34,019
- Ha!!
- Oh!
772
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,023
- What the hell...?
What are you doing?
773
00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:37,292
[Mumbling]
774
00:31:37,392 --> 00:31:38,929
[Energetic music]
775
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,436
- Oh!
Ho, hoo...
776
00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:44,173
[Breathy laugh]
777
00:31:45,175 --> 00:31:47,146
- Oh, did I do okay?
- Amazing!
778
00:31:47,246 --> 00:31:49,450
- I see awards in your future,
Valerie, seriously.
779
00:31:49,551 --> 00:31:51,187
-Really?
780
00:31:52,189 --> 00:31:53,425
Thank you, guys.
781
00:31:53,526 --> 00:31:57,199
You know, you never did tell me
what the prank was for and...
782
00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:58,936
- Okay, yeah, bye.
[Door slams]
783
00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:01,073
-Okay.
784
00:32:06,284 --> 00:32:07,564
[Groaning]
-LILLY:
Where's Brutus?
785
00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:09,901
It's not like we can actually
start without him!
786
00:32:10,158 --> 00:32:11,662
[Lilly sighs]
787
00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:13,231
Astrid?
788
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:15,001
Call him already.
789
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,505
I know something's up.
790
00:32:18,108 --> 00:32:19,578
- My apology didn't work.
791
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,648
I don't know!
It's hard, okay?
792
00:32:21,748 --> 00:32:23,652
Nobody told me it was
going to be this hard!
793
00:32:23,752 --> 00:32:27,059
- Girl, there are a million songs
about how this exact thing
794
00:32:27,159 --> 00:32:28,529
is hard.
795
00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,600
What are you so afraid of?
796
00:32:31,267 --> 00:32:33,138
You dosed Varshidi's coffee.
797
00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:34,674
You talked sense into me.
798
00:32:35,175 --> 00:32:36,678
You freaking showed up today!
799
00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:39,283
Don't tell me
you're afraid of some boy.
800
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,256
- I'm here!
I'm here.
801
00:32:42,356 --> 00:32:44,026
Okay.
802
00:32:44,126 --> 00:32:45,530
[Varshidi moans]
803
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,967
You have a cauldron.
Careful, that's heavy.
804
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,604
- Mm.
What?
805
00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:51,240
- Eye of alien newt.
[Varshidi moans]
806
00:32:52,544 --> 00:32:54,079
Dust of norm-norm horn.
807
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,516
I had to pay extra for this.
808
00:32:55,616 --> 00:32:56,718
-Let me see.
809
00:32:56,819 --> 00:32:59,558
- Ears in brine.
- Ears in brine?
810
00:32:59,658 --> 00:33:01,260
-Gum.
811
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,131
That's for me.
812
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,634
And this.
813
00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:06,705
Instructions.
814
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:09,276
Oh!
815
00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:10,646
And this.
816
00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:12,182
Toenail clippers.
817
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,719
[Blows hard]
818
00:33:14,721 --> 00:33:16,057
-Why?
819
00:33:16,157 --> 00:33:18,729
- To clip his toenails,
obviously, for the orb.
820
00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:20,733
- You're gonna stay
and help us, right?
821
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,069
- Oh, no, no.
[Gags] No.
822
00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:24,641
No, I get a little queasy
with exorcisms and
823
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,143
rule 41C:
824
00:33:26,244 --> 00:33:28,549
monster shall not
exorcise monster,
825
00:33:28,649 --> 00:33:30,151
so I'm crossing
a bit of a line here.
826
00:33:30,252 --> 00:33:31,688
- What if we have questions?
827
00:33:31,788 --> 00:33:33,559
- Okay, have fun, bye!
[Gags]
828
00:33:33,659 --> 00:33:35,128
Sorry.
829
00:33:35,228 --> 00:33:37,065
- I guess
I'll get the orb and...
830
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,136
we'll have our first exorcism.
831
00:33:41,675 --> 00:33:43,211
Oh, hey!
832
00:33:43,311 --> 00:33:45,148
You are at my locker again.
833
00:33:45,282 --> 00:33:47,085
-Hey. Um...
834
00:33:47,587 --> 00:33:49,758
thanks for getting Eggs
to study with me.
835
00:33:50,358 --> 00:33:52,029
-Ah, was it helpful?
836
00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:54,199
- Yeah, um.
Hm...
837
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,703
I broke up with Tate.
838
00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:58,742
I know, kind of crazy,
but, um, I...
839
00:33:59,611 --> 00:34:01,715
I think it was
the right thing to do.
840
00:34:01,815 --> 00:34:04,621
You know, we weren't
really meant for each other.
841
00:34:04,721 --> 00:34:06,300
I wouldn't have realized that
without Eggs
842
00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:08,228
and that's thanks to you.
843
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:10,365
-Oh.
844
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,102
Oh, um, you're...
845
00:34:12,202 --> 00:34:14,240
You're welcome.
846
00:34:14,741 --> 00:34:16,778
- Yeah, and, um,
now I'll actually have a shot
847
00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:18,381
at acing my midterms, so, uh,
848
00:34:18,481 --> 00:34:20,385
screw you, Mom.
849
00:34:21,153 --> 00:34:22,657
-Ah, hey!
850
00:34:23,391 --> 00:34:25,663
I'm really happy that
we're friends again.
851
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,268
-Me too.
852
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,119
[Varshidi groans]
853
00:34:37,219 --> 00:34:39,189
- Worse than a doctor's note.
854
00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,362
[Groan]
855
00:34:42,462 --> 00:34:44,668
You might want to think
about this, girlie...
856
00:34:44,768 --> 00:34:46,137
[Sniffs]
857
00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:48,107
I can smell the fear on you...
858
00:34:48,842 --> 00:34:51,414
Come here, I'll make you
not scared anymore.
859
00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,752
-I'm not scared.
860
00:34:53,852 --> 00:34:56,157
- Always so afraid, Astrid.
861
00:34:56,825 --> 00:34:58,762
I can see how scared you are,
862
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:01,133
scared to get hurt,
863
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,770
scared of letting people
see you.
864
00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:04,674
-I'm not scared!
865
00:35:04,774 --> 00:35:06,410
[Laughs]
- Scaredy cat!
866
00:35:07,245 --> 00:35:09,684
Too afraid to do anything!
867
00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:11,287
Come here!
868
00:35:11,822 --> 00:35:13,792
Or are you scared of me too?
869
00:35:13,892 --> 00:35:15,362
-I'm not scared!
870
00:35:15,462 --> 00:35:16,832
[Moans]
871
00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:19,838
[Phone vibrates]
872
00:35:22,309 --> 00:35:23,812
- Hello?
- Uh! Um...
873
00:35:23,912 --> 00:35:26,150
I... I am scared.
874
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,156
I mean, I don't wanna be
hot and cold with you,
875
00:35:29,724 --> 00:35:31,293
I wanna be hot with you.
876
00:35:31,928 --> 00:35:33,699
I'm sorry for being shitty.
877
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,172
- I really like you, and...
[Varshidi snores]
878
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:40,445
I like being with you,
and seeing you, and...
879
00:35:40,546 --> 00:35:42,182
kissing you.
880
00:35:42,282 --> 00:35:43,686
And...
881
00:35:43,786 --> 00:35:45,723
I wanna do all the
other stuff with you, too.
882
00:35:47,359 --> 00:35:49,798
Seriously, all I think about
is seeing you naked.
883
00:35:50,265 --> 00:35:51,802
Sorry if that's slutty.
884
00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:53,471
Can you even say slutty anymore?
885
00:35:53,572 --> 00:35:55,342
It's really hard to keep track.
886
00:35:55,442 --> 00:35:56,878
It's Astrid.
887
00:35:57,379 --> 00:35:58,749
-Hi, Astrid.
888
00:35:58,849 --> 00:36:00,218
-Hi.
889
00:36:00,318 --> 00:36:01,755
Sorry.
[Sigh]
890
00:36:02,356 --> 00:36:03,859
I really like you.
891
00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:06,197
- Well, I really like
the brutal honesty.
892
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,201
And it's not slutty,
Astrid, okay?
893
00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:09,704
It's "sex positive."
894
00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:11,708
How about we start
with another date?
895
00:36:11,808 --> 00:36:13,478
You wanna come over toni...
896
00:36:13,579 --> 00:36:15,482
- Yes.
- Okay, great.
897
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:17,452
Thank you
898
00:36:17,553 --> 00:36:19,156
for being so honest.
899
00:36:19,356 --> 00:36:20,860
It's hot...
900
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,730
I really like you, too, Astrid.
901
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,868
- Unh.
[Varshidi groans]
902
00:36:24,968 --> 00:36:26,738
-What was that?
903
00:36:26,838 --> 00:36:28,374
- Nothing. A...
A dog.
904
00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:29,911
I'll talk to you later!
905
00:36:30,011 --> 00:36:31,515
[Phone beep]
[Varshidi groans]
906
00:36:31,848 --> 00:36:33,384
[Relieved sigh]
907
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,798
What are you so happy about?
908
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,802
- That people can change.
909
00:36:41,902 --> 00:36:43,337
- You mean you and Tate?
910
00:36:43,438 --> 00:36:44,874
-Yeah.
911
00:36:44,974 --> 00:36:46,511
What are you so happy about?
912
00:36:46,611 --> 00:36:48,347
Did you finally call Sparrow?
913
00:36:48,448 --> 00:36:50,185
-You were right.
914
00:36:50,285 --> 00:36:51,788
I was being a baby about it.
915
00:36:51,888 --> 00:36:54,594
Oh, he's so hot, and nice.
916
00:36:55,596 --> 00:36:57,934
I'm gonna touch
his naked body later.
917
00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,571
[Lilly squeals]
[Varshidi groans]
918
00:37:02,810 --> 00:37:04,279
Let's finish this guy.
919
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,839
[Varshidi groaning]
[Liquid bubbling]
920
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,472
- You don't want to do this!
921
00:37:18,274 --> 00:37:20,345
- Horn of Norm be our protection
922
00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:22,817
from the wicked smears of Kev.
923
00:37:23,819 --> 00:37:26,825
It's either
smears or snares, uh...
924
00:37:26,925 --> 00:37:28,962
And with the power
of briny ears!
925
00:37:29,062 --> 00:37:30,666
[Gagging]
[Coughing]
926
00:37:30,766 --> 00:37:31,902
-Oh, that stinks.
927
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,371
- Okay...
- Okay.
928
00:37:33,471 --> 00:37:35,241
- While I put in the eyes,
929
00:37:35,341 --> 00:37:37,312
we need to hit him
where it hurts.
930
00:37:37,412 --> 00:37:39,951
- You okay to...?
- Yeah, I'm good.
931
00:37:40,051 --> 00:37:41,521
I got it.
932
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:43,859
You are so lame!
933
00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:46,865
And your stupid nicknames
are never gonna stick.
934
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:48,836
- VARSHIDI:
No!
935
00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:50,371
I'm so sorry.
936
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,244
Please,
937
00:37:53,344 --> 00:37:54,781
come here.
938
00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:56,852
I want to tell you something.
939
00:37:56,952 --> 00:37:58,387
Come.
940
00:37:58,488 --> 00:37:59,858
[Tense music]
941
00:38:03,064 --> 00:38:04,734
[Burps]
[Laughs maniacally]
942
00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:07,472
- Why isn't it working?
943
00:38:07,573 --> 00:38:09,476
- Maybe we have to insult Kevin!
944
00:38:09,577 --> 00:38:11,013
Try something monster-specific.
945
00:38:11,113 --> 00:38:12,750
-Okay, um...
946
00:38:13,886 --> 00:38:15,823
You picked the worst host.
947
00:38:15,923 --> 00:38:18,996
And-and you smell like
the inside of your own butthole!
948
00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,900
You infiltrated a high school.
949
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,037
Talk about low-hanging fruit!
950
00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:24,741
[Moaning]
951
00:38:25,008 --> 00:38:26,745
-It's working!
952
00:38:26,845 --> 00:38:29,349
- You are so pathetic,
you couldn't even get Val.
953
00:38:29,449 --> 00:38:32,757
And every monster gets Val!
954
00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:34,359
[Moaning]
[Breathing heavily]
955
00:38:35,495 --> 00:38:36,735
- You don't want to do anything
956
00:38:36,832 --> 00:38:39,838
to harm your poor principal
now, do you?
957
00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:41,373
Why don't you
958
00:38:41,842 --> 00:38:43,444
untie him?
959
00:38:43,545 --> 00:38:46,483
Ahh, shit!
960
00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:48,789
- Yeah, he can't focus,
he's-he's losing power!
961
00:38:48,889 --> 00:38:49,924
Okay, um...
All we need
962
00:38:50,024 --> 00:38:52,763
is a body part to finish it!
963
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:54,366
Not it.
964
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:55,903
-Goddamn it.
965
00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:57,439
[Varshidi moaning]
966
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,909
[Lilly sighs]
967
00:38:59,009 --> 00:39:00,513
-Okay, okay, okay...
968
00:39:01,982 --> 00:39:03,585
[Lilly groans]
969
00:39:05,556 --> 00:39:07,058
[Gags]
I can't.
970
00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:08,327
-Oh, my God.
971
00:39:08,427 --> 00:39:10,799
- I can't!
- Just do it, just do it!
972
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,369
[Lilly whines]
973
00:39:12,469 --> 00:39:13,906
[Varshidi groans]
974
00:39:14,574 --> 00:39:16,076
[Toenail ripping]
975
00:39:16,176 --> 00:39:17,813
-Where'd it go?
976
00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,786
Astrid, where did it go?
977
00:39:20,886 --> 00:39:21,721
-It's in your hair!
978
00:39:21,821 --> 00:39:23,525
- Get it out of my hair!
979
00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,428
-Clip another piece!
980
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,399
- This is the worst thing
we've ever had to do!
981
00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,002
- You think I'm bad?
982
00:39:29,102 --> 00:39:30,506
Just wait...
983
00:39:31,407 --> 00:39:33,812
He's worse than anything
you can imagine.
984
00:39:33,912 --> 00:39:35,048
-Who?
985
00:39:35,148 --> 00:39:37,085
-The Guardian!
986
00:39:37,185 --> 00:39:40,559
And he can't be banished
once he takes root!
987
00:39:40,659 --> 00:39:44,066
And you two don't even know
that he's here!
988
00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:45,836
- What are you talking about?
989
00:39:45,936 --> 00:39:47,372
- Okay, let's just
finish this shit!
990
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:48,809
I got a date to get to!
991
00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:50,445
-Okay, okay...
992
00:39:50,546 --> 00:39:51,982
[Varshidi moans]
993
00:39:52,449 --> 00:39:53,919
[Lilly groans]
- Ah.
994
00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:55,522
[Varshidi continues moaning]
995
00:39:56,858 --> 00:39:58,127
Oh, my God.
996
00:40:01,601 --> 00:40:03,104
-Ah!
997
00:40:04,507 --> 00:40:05,976
Ahh!
998
00:40:06,076 --> 00:40:07,580
[Dramatic music]
999
00:40:11,655 --> 00:40:13,124
- ASTRID:
Ooh.
1000
00:40:17,132 --> 00:40:18,769
Mmm...
1001
00:40:18,869 --> 00:40:20,471
That's it, huh?
1002
00:40:21,006 --> 00:40:22,475
I'm gonna
1003
00:40:22,576 --> 00:40:25,014
put it in the orb.
You've done your part.
1004
00:40:25,114 --> 00:40:26,618
[Sighs]
- Thank you.
1005
00:40:27,085 --> 00:40:28,622
[Sighs]
1006
00:40:28,722 --> 00:40:30,158
[Cheery music]
1007
00:40:43,685 --> 00:40:45,154
-What the hell?
1008
00:40:45,254 --> 00:40:47,492
- POLICE CHIEF (OVER RADIO):
What's taking so long?
1009
00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:50,164
You didn't mess up
the crime scene, did you?
1010
00:40:53,905 --> 00:40:55,174
-Um...
1011
00:40:55,943 --> 00:40:57,880
- Brutus might want those
for something weird.
1012
00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,049
-Mm-hm.
1013
00:40:59,149 --> 00:41:01,521
- Good on him for showing up
when he did, though.
1014
00:41:01,621 --> 00:41:03,659
- What, did you, like,
time travel here?
1015
00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,499
- You're gonna let that slide?
- [Sighs]
1016
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,971
- Yep, my bullying career
is officially over.
1017
00:41:10,071 --> 00:41:12,442
Things are back
to the way they should be.
1018
00:41:12,543 --> 00:41:14,614
Hey, what did you think about
what Kevin said
1019
00:41:14,714 --> 00:41:16,150
about the guardian something?
1020
00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:18,120
- Well, I didn't see it
on Brutus' list.
1021
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:19,967
It can't be worse than the crap
we've had to deal with.
1022
00:41:19,991 --> 00:41:21,995
- As long as
there's no more brains.
1023
00:41:22,095 --> 00:41:23,532
Or toenails.
1024
00:41:33,685 --> 00:41:35,154
[Christine hums Amazing Grace]
1025
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,222
[Door opening]
1026
00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:54,026
[Malevolent music]
1027
00:41:54,126 --> 00:41:55,562
-Tom!
1028
00:41:55,662 --> 00:41:57,098
Hi.
1029
00:41:57,198 --> 00:41:58,969
Let me help you with those.
1030
00:41:59,570 --> 00:42:01,273
Basement is all yours.
1031
00:42:02,777 --> 00:42:04,246
-Wow.
1032
00:42:04,346 --> 00:42:06,116
Didn't expect a warm welcome.
1033
00:42:06,651 --> 00:42:08,187
-Hm.
1034
00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:11,126
-Hm.
1035
00:42:11,226 --> 00:42:13,732
I hope things
can be peaceful from now on.
1036
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,070
- Me too, Chrissy.
1037
00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,573
[Inhales;
exhales]
1038
00:42:17,673 --> 00:42:19,577
I'm glad you
came to your senses.
1039
00:42:20,044 --> 00:42:21,581
[Sighs happily]
1040
00:42:23,017 --> 00:42:24,554
[Door opens]
1041
00:42:27,993 --> 00:42:29,564
[Door creaks and closes]
1042
00:42:29,664 --> 00:42:31,701
It's dark.
Where's the switch?
1043
00:42:32,068 --> 00:42:34,005
- It's at the end of the hall!
1044
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:41,019
[Slow footsteps]
1045
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,623
[Door opening]
1046
00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:48,267
I told you I would never
let you down.
1047
00:42:48,367 --> 00:42:49,804
[Tom screaming]
1048
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,248
[Screaming stops suddenly]
1049
00:42:55,348 --> 00:42:57,152
["You've Created a Monster"
by Bohnes plays]
1050
00:42:59,322 --> 00:43:03,063
♪♪ You've created the monster ♪♪
1051
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:06,738
♪♪ I just
keep getting stronger ♪♪
1052
00:43:06,838 --> 00:43:12,315
♪♪ Nightmare,
I'm gonna haunt you ♪♪
1053
00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:14,052
(whispered)
You've created a monster.
1054
00:43:14,152 --> 00:43:15,589
[Dramatic chord]
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