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‐ASTRID: Let's dissect
this monster mo‐fo! [Squelching]
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Ugh.
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[Exploding innards]
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‐LILLY: Oh!
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I'm gonna barf.
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‐He's so full of the creepy goo.
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Oh, God.
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[Squelching]
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‐Is this it?
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It has those
fuzzy swirly thingies.
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‐Uh.
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Fascinating
extracellular matrix.
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[Gentle music]
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But I don't think so.
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It's supposed to be
more dick‐shaped.
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Oh, you know what?
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I think "Tontoom"
basically means tongue.
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So, yeah,
just rip out his tongue.
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‐Just?
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‐Here, I'll do it.
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[Pulsing energetic music]
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I got it!
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‐Okay.
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‐Ohh.
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‐Oh!
Ugh.
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Oh, look on the bright side:
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only nine more of these
and we can close the portal.
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‐Oh, great.
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Just in time for Formal.
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[Chuckling]
[Sigh]
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[Screaming]
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[Energetic music]
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♪♪ They can see
What they wanna see ♪♪
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♪♪ Don't agree?
Don't agree. ♪♪
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♪♪ I'ma keep being me,
keep being me ♪♪
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♪♪ I don't care ♪♪
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♪♪ They can leave
when they wanna leave ♪♪
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♪♪ They can leave ♪♪
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‐I feel like Olivia Benson
should be featured more.
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Or does she like where she is?
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‐Get some friends.
‐Get out of my room!
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[Sigh]
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‐Oh.
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‐Aw, I love that
we're next to Alias.
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‐Check it out!
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‐Thanks, Moms.
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[Gasp]
‐What are you doing?
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‐Mom!
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Shit, I'm going to be late.
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[Astrid and Lilly whooping]
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‐Ah, girl, I've been
waiting for this all day!
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‐Me too, girl.
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‐Ohh!
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This song makes me
want to write poetry
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in a field of daffodils.
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‐This song makes me
want to dry hump
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in the back of a pickup truck
at Burger King.
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[Laughter]
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♪♪ I was on fire for you ♪♪
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♪♪ Where did you go? ♪♪
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It's true!
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Okay, so, to conclude
the research from last night...
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‐Yes.
‐Dance clubs are over.
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But video arcades are happening.
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‐Confirmed.
‐Whoof!
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‐Almost here.
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‐ASTRID: Time to study
the inner workings
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of what cool kids do at night.
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‐Ooh.
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New Patrol Mission,
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commencing now.
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[Crickets chirping]
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‐Jackpot.
‐You got him?
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‐Okay, well, I can't see a thing
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but I'm pretty sure I see
an upside down cross.
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So hot.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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The subject is in frame!
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Hello, Sparrow.
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Yeah, that's right, baby,
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you stretch that sexy bod.
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You gonna take those
itchy pants off for mama?
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‐Down, Sparky!
‐Like you wouldn't hit it.
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‐You know I'm saving myself
for my soulmate.
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Can we just focus on the
cultural task at hand, please?
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‐Okay, okay.
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‐Do you see any, like,
movie posters or books?
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‐I think I spy an iguana cage...
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And, oh,
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an SNFU poster?
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Maybe we should
give 'em a listen.
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‐Yeah, I'll add it to the list.
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‐How about bitchface Candace?
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‐Not sure.
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[Mysterious music]
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Her porch light is on
and it never is.
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‐What was that?
‐What?
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Ooh, weird.
Oh, he dropped something.
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‐Who the heck is sneaking around
in her backyard?
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[Car unlocks, horn honks]
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[Car door closes]
[Engine turns over]
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‐That ain't Tate's car.
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There's something there.
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I'm gonna go get it.
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‐Careful!
‐Okay.
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[Mischievous music]
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‐What? What?
What did you get?
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Show me.
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‐What random dude
is taking pictures of Candace?
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‐Whoa.
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Hella weird.
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‐Okay, I gotta write this down.
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‐Okay.
‐Okay.
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‐Um...
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Icy grey SUV.
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‐Mm‐hm, yeah.
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‐Crumpled photo
found at the scene.
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‐Slouching.
‐Uh‐huh.
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‐Adult male.
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Six‐two.
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Seemed sad.
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Thoughtful.
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Why was he sneaking around
in Candace's backyard?
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‐Candace.
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Cheating on sexy boyf, Tate?
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["Lovely Little Frankenstein"
by SNFU plays]
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‐Huh.
‐Hm.
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[Song plays on phone]
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‐You really think
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us blasting music like this
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SNFU stuff is gonna make people
want to hang out with us?
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‐Like, I mean, it might?
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[Turns off song]
I don't know, Lils.
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I thought the whole point
was just to figure out
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how to blend in
and not be so "us."
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‐But I love us.
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‐Just like I love
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Sparrow's creamy
translucent skin.
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I love us too, Lils.
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[Gentle music]
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Oh!
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I am gonna pull prints
off this tomorrow,
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just in case.
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‐Good call.
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Does this make us creepy?
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‐No!
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This makes us Olivia Benson.
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[Bag crinkling]
‐Mm.
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Ah, oh!
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Sparrow's first nipple ring.
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‐You know, Sparrow's going
to the party tonight.
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‐Piper, get out of my room!
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‐What party tonight?
‐The party at Tate's.
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‐How would you know this?
You're 12.
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‐I'm connected.
‐lt's a Sunday night!
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‐lt's what the cool kids
are doing.
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[Upbeat music]
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‐No!
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No.
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‐And here we are!
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And Sparrow's in there
and I look fly as hell!
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‐Hm.
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‐And I know there are
some honeys in there
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just dying to get a piece
of your jelly.
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‐Mm, I don't know.
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‐I do know!
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[Gentle music]
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Let's do this.
Let's go.
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Oh, my God, we're here,
we're here, we're here.
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‐Out on a Sunday.
Rock & roll, ladies!
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For you and for you.
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‐Thanks, Val!
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‐Oh! Are you...?
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‐Oh, no, my gosh.
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For the millionth time,
I'm not crying.
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It's just allergies.
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Okay, cool, have fun!
Bye!
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‐TATE:
No, it was crazy.
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There was, like,
seven defenders on me.
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‐There's Candace and Tate.
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They're totally
having sex, right?
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You know, I bet his butt
feels like a hard dinner roll.
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Or like the curve
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of a ripe plum.
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Or like two peeled
honeydew melons.
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‐What are you staring at,
FatAsstrid?
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Let's go, babe.
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‐lmma blow that off.
Let's just keep going.
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Let's go.
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♪♪
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I swear to God
he just looked at me.
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‐Mm‐hm.
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‐Oh, my God.
Shut up!
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‐lt's not my fault my mom
won't let me go to Formal.
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‐Since when do you
ever do what she says?
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‐I don't. I'm just trying to
keep the peace
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so I can get her
to let me go to LA this summer.
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‐Mm, so if you stay here
you'd be stuck with me.
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‐That's not what I said!
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‐Whatever. Why don't
you just leave town?
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‐lt's like...
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‐TATE: I mean,
why even stay?
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‐...kind of okay here.
You drink your drink?
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‐TATE: Go.
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‐You're being such an asshole.
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‐Well, should we talk to anyone?
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‐Why do you guys
keep staring at me?
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‐Oh! We, um...
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Are you okay?
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‐Gross.
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‐Can we just go home?
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‐Sure, they're officially
killing my Sparrow‐boner.
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[Lilly sighs]
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‐What're you looking at?
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And why are you guys even here?
I didn't invite you.
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‐Don't worry about it.
We're outta here.
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‐You know, you should
do us all a favor
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and get back in that little
weird patrol car
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you're always in
and never come out.
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That's what you call it, right?
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Patrol?
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More like Pudge Patrol!
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[Laughter]
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‐You're a monster!
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‐Check out a mirror.
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‐Let's go.
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I hate that asshole.
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I wish he'd just evaporate.
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[Crickets chirping]
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[Sniffle]
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‐Pudge Patrol?
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God, I want to die.
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How does he even know
we've been patrolling?
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‐For all we know,
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he's been following us.
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Perv!
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‐I'm just
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so sick
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of being treated like we're
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sub‐human.
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‐Me too.
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But you know we're not, right?
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We are awesome.
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Maybe they're
the subhumans and...
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we're the normal ones.
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‐He called us...
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monsters.
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[Trembling inhale]
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Are we really that gross?
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‐No.
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No!
Why?
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Just because we have
a few extra luscious curves?
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And weird,
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fun extracurriculars?
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No‐no‐no‐no‐no‐no.
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I refuse to let
some idiot chodebag
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tell us who we are.
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He doesn't even know us.
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And, what, he gets to be
a total dick to us
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because his butt's hard
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and he kicks a ball around
a field?
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What is that even?
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[Sigh]
‐Yeah.
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[Both sighing]
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‐I think I might know
what'll make us feel better.
266
00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:43,219
[Whoosh]
[Mysterious music]
267
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,764
[Lilly laughing]
268
00:10:49,198 --> 00:10:50,900
Let's burn the son‐of‐a‐beast.
269
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,236
‐Whoa!
270
00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:54,007
I'm liking this fury.
271
00:10:55,744 --> 00:10:57,948
‐This crap will
help it burn, right?
272
00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,383
‐Probably.
[Fire whooshes]
273
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,020
Ohh...
274
00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:03,058
[Giggling]
275
00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:05,462
We want you all
to just disappear!
276
00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:07,132
‐Eff those haters!
277
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,301
We want Tate to just...
278
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,072
evaporate!
279
00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:11,976
‐You're the monsters, not us!
280
00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:14,447
‐Let's dance 'em
out of our bodies!
281
00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,752
Get out!
282
00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:18,221
Get!
283
00:11:18,222 --> 00:11:20,192
[Inspirational music]
284
00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:21,830
[Vocalizing]
285
00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:24,801
[Laughing]
286
00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:26,271
‐Oh, and now,
287
00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:28,009
make sea kelp arms!
288
00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:30,948
[Laughing]
289
00:11:31,783 --> 00:11:33,118
‐Now, um,
290
00:11:33,119 --> 00:11:35,256
stare up at the moon and howl!
291
00:11:37,929 --> 00:11:39,164
[Howling]
292
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,102
Oh, my God!
293
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:44,875
‐Now, we want you all
to evaporate!
294
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,211
‐Say it backwards.
295
00:11:46,212 --> 00:11:47,413
‐Yeah.
296
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:49,117
‐Etaropave...
297
00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,855
Ot...
298
00:11:51,856 --> 00:11:53,158
lla...
299
00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,162
Ouy...
tnaw...
300
00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:56,932
Yeah!
301
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,235
‐BOTH: Ew!
302
00:11:58,236 --> 00:11:59,905
[Laughing]
303
00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,810
[Thunder crashing]
304
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,052
[Echoing voices]
305
00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:08,488
‐Uh, weird.
306
00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:10,092
‐Yeah.
307
00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,895
Cool coincidence.
308
00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,098
Oh, shit!
309
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,400
Curfew!
310
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,204
‐Go‐go‐go‐go‐go!
‐You have the keys?
311
00:12:16,205 --> 00:12:17,841
‐Yeah!
‐Give me them.
312
00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:19,778
[Giggling]
313
00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,281
‐Uh, thanks, pal.
314
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,984
I feel so much better!
315
00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:24,888
‐I know, me too!
Okay, that was so much fun.
316
00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:26,325
‐Love you.
Mwah!
317
00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:31,068
[Eerie music]
318
00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:34,842
[Evil laughter]
319
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,984
‐She left my party.
Next she'll leave me.
320
00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:41,523
Stupid Candace.
321
00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,427
I'm just gonna be alone.
[Thunder rumbles]
322
00:12:44,428 --> 00:12:46,298
‐TEARJERKER:
Tate.
323
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,402
‐Hello?
324
00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:51,208
‐Come closer.
325
00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:55,783
Why don't you join me
at my party?
326
00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:57,220
[Thunder rumbles]
327
00:12:57,788 --> 00:12:59,257
♪♪
328
00:13:09,277 --> 00:13:10,913
[Light airy music]
[Boom]
‐Ouch! Ow.
329
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,282
What the...?
330
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:13,953
‐NEWS REPORTER:
Local crime stoppers
331
00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:15,923
reported a missing woman,
332
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:18,562
last seen crying
at the city central bus station.
333
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,332
‐Gross, Mom.
334
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,970
What are you cooking?
335
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:24,408
‐...please notify
the Copper Cove‐‐
336
00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:32,423
‐lf my mom pitches
Gateway to God
337
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,895
one more time, I swear to God...
338
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:36,364
‐Sorry, girl!
339
00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,468
[Thumping]
[Feedback]
340
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:41,474
‐Good morning, Fighting Ferrets!
341
00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,044
It's finally here!
342
00:13:43,045 --> 00:13:45,917
The big event
you've all been waiting for...
343
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,420
Midterms!
344
00:13:48,456 --> 00:13:49,925
JK.
345
00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:51,528
The Soccer Formal!
346
00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,264
So, without further ado...
347
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,336
I give you Michelle!
348
00:13:58,175 --> 00:13:59,845
[Button clicking]
[Feedback]
349
00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:02,984
‐Soccer Formal tix
are offish on sale.
350
00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:05,222
There's a sign‐up sheet
inside the caf.
351
00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,861
I will be announcing the theme
later this week
352
00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:10,198
so make sure you write in
a suggestion.
353
00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:12,369
Oh, and make them
good this year,
354
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,240
for once.
355
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:15,475
‐I know it's kinda cliché, but
356
00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,079
I really wanted to go
to the dance.
357
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,481
‐Me too, girl.
358
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,218
Hey, worse comes to worse,
359
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:21,655
I'll be your date.
360
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,026
‐What? You with moi?
361
00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:25,462
I'd be honored!
362
00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:27,067
[Giggles]
363
00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:31,340
[Feedback]
364
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,211
‐Uh, one more thing, guys.
365
00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:35,950
This is probably nothing,
but the police got a call
366
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,954
from Tate Hudson's father.
367
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:40,125
Tate appears to be
missing this morning.
368
00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:42,997
If anyone has seen him today,
come to my office!
369
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:46,405
And you know me:
my office hours are every hour.
370
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,578
‐EGGS: Statistically,
it's nearly impossible
371
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,582
to find a missing person
after 72 hours.
372
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,986
If a person's been missing
for more than seven years,
373
00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:55,656
in some states, they can be
legally declared deceased.
374
00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:57,326
‐Jeez, Eggs.
375
00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:58,996
‐Tate is probably fine.
376
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,267
‐I heard that
he left the party crying.
377
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,039
‐I heard he has a side piece
in the city.
378
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,175
‐Oh, my gosh!
379
00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,246
‐You have a
safe and beautiful day,
380
00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:08,983
Fighting Ferrets!
381
00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:10,987
Squeak, squeak!
[Thunder crashing]
382
00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:12,490
‐Ow! Oh!
383
00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,531
‐Sorry! Nothing! Sorry.
384
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,334
‐What was that outburst?
Are you okay?
385
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,938
‐Yeah. This is
going to sound crazy,
386
00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,542
but every time
the lightning flashes,
387
00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:23,144
I get a spasm in my leg.
388
00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:24,714
‐Tate?
389
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,385
Where the hell are you?
390
00:15:26,953 --> 00:15:28,689
‐You don't think
we did that, right?
391
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:32,163
‐Ha! I wish we had the power
to make assholes disappear!
392
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,402
[Malevolent music]
393
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:37,006
[Tate sobbing]
394
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,551
[Tears dripping]
395
00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,560
‐I don't need a fashion fund.
396
00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:50,065
I've already got
the hottest new accessory.
397
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:52,971
My new, favorite
portable Bunsen burner,
398
00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,206
Bunny!
399
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:56,077
All right, everyone, enough fun.
400
00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:57,948
Turn your books to page 20.
401
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,120
‐Oh, my God, what is that smell?
402
00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:02,489
Horseradish?
403
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,361
‐I don't smell anything.
‐You don't!?
404
00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:06,532
How?
405
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,135
[Brooding music]
406
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:12,442
‐Yes, Eggs.
407
00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:14,246
‐How come the storm clouds today
408
00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,250
don't look like standard
cumulonimbus clouds?
409
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,590
‐lt's probably because
the thermal rose so quickly.
410
00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:20,593
[Thunder]
‐Oh!
411
00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:22,330
Oh!
412
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,044
[Camera shutter clicking]
[School bell ringing]
413
00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,391
[Bushes rustling]
414
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,684
‐Hey, here are your photos
from last night.
415
00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:50,853
‐Thanks, Jonas.
416
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,690
Oh, and sorry for the stealth
exit through the garden.
417
00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:54,761
‐Another patrol mystery solved!
418
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:57,032
‐I think we got some good shots
for your portfolio.
419
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,403
And if you need any more copies
anytime just let me know, okay?
420
00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:01,240
‐Yeah, for sure.
‐Yeah.
421
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,613
‐So, are you, uh,
getting back into acting?
422
00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:10,526
I'm telling you:
it was so weird.
423
00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:12,830
I‐I could have sworn
I saw something outside
424
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,433
the window in art class.
425
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,572
I had my camera
and I saw something
426
00:17:16,573 --> 00:17:18,174
like, rustling in the trees.
427
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:19,678
I don't‐‐ I can't even
explain to you. Like‐‐
428
00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,380
‐BRB.
Emergency.
429
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,785
[Airy music]
430
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,133
‐Anyways, like I was saying,
431
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,271
I definitely saw rustling
in the trees, though.
432
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:36,077
‐Or did you fall asleep
watching Twilight Zone again?
433
00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:38,214
‐Gotta get a jump
on the pepperoni
434
00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:40,151
before Pudge Patrol
clears it out.
435
00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:41,556
[Students laughing]
[Sigh]
436
00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:44,427
‐Come on, let's get outta here.
437
00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:51,675
Well, I guess
we have a new nickname.
438
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:53,378
‐Yeah, this one really stings.
439
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,814
‐Screw them.
440
00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:56,551
What do you want to do tonight?
441
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,722
Some light
breaking and entering, perhaps?
442
00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,225
[Bathroom door opens]
443
00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:01,695
‐MICHELLE:
I hope Tate's okay.
444
00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:04,233
He's obvi my ideal
court king for Formal!
445
00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:06,571
‐So, I have some goss
from my brother
446
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,374
who works at the police station.
447
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,579
I could get in
so much trouble for this‐‐
448
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,182
‐Dish!
449
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,886
Pinky swear
I won't say anything.
450
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:16,390
You know you're my BFFesty 4L.
451
00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,494
‐Well, apparently,
452
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:21,233
a few officers got called
to Brighton Creek Trail.
453
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,239
They found Tate's school ID,
but no sign of him.
454
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,776
[Ominous music]
‐What?
455
00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:28,181
‐lt's like he evaporated,
or something.
456
00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,584
‐No.
457
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,088
You're kidding!
458
00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:33,860
‐Oh!
459
00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:37,399
Holy shit, Astrid!
Evaporated!
460
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,470
‐Lils, it's a common word;
461
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:40,873
coincidence!
462
00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:42,610
Speaking of, you gotta stop
463
00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:44,514
with the
psychosomatic guilt yelps.
464
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:47,220
‐They're not psychosomatic
and they hurt like hell!
465
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,423
You don't feel different at all?
466
00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,762
‐No. I mean,
the smell of breakfast
467
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,766
made me extra nauseated
this morning,
468
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,603
but what else is new?
469
00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:58,374
‐What about science class?
Horseradish?
470
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,911
‐ Lils, we didn't do anything.
471
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:02,482
We burned a Hacky Sack,
danced around the yard
472
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,588
and yelled some stuff
into the universe.
473
00:19:05,156 --> 00:19:06,758
People do it all the time.
474
00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:08,896
‐Can we please
check it out tonight?
475
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,766
For science?
476
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,369
[Mysterious music]
477
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,672
[Thunder cracks]
478
00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:17,412
‐Now, who here pissed off God
and brought these storm clouds?
479
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,883
‐Mom.
480
00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:21,287
‐How was school, sweetie?
481
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,757
What's in the envelope?
482
00:19:22,758 --> 00:19:24,426
Those better not be
the headshots
483
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:25,930
that I told you not to take.
484
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,534
‐No, it's just homework.
485
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,238
‐I know you wouldn't lie to me.
486
00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:31,675
‐Don't really have a choice.
487
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,345
[Thunder rumbles]
488
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,253
[Unsettling music]
489
00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:52,482
‐THEATER GAL:
You coming back, Val?
490
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,821
‐Yeah, I'll be back
to rehearsals in a moment.
491
00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,490
My allergies
are just killing me!
492
00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:57,960
[Crickets chirping]
493
00:19:57,961 --> 00:19:59,598
[Mysterious music]
494
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,271
[Sneezing]
[Coughing]
495
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:04,708
[Unsettling music]
496
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:06,410
[Tree leaves rustling]
497
00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:07,815
[Sneezing and coughing
continues]
498
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,759
‐TEARJERKER:
Hello,
499
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,396
Valerie.
500
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,332
Alone again,
501
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,836
like always.
502
00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:20,706
It's a shame
503
00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:23,311
that your melodramatic
personality
504
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,448
pushes everyone away.
505
00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:28,589
I could drink you
right up, Valerie.
506
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:29,791
[Moaning]
507
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,728
In fact, I think I will.
508
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,364
[Crying]
509
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,002
[Unsettling music]
510
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,339
‐ASTRID:
Whoa.
511
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:38,877
What exactly are we looking for?
512
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,880
‐LILLY:
Not sure. Um...
513
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,382
[Mysterious music]
514
00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:43,552
[Owl hooting in distance]
515
00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:46,725
Oh, I think that flag marks
where Tate's ID was found.
516
00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:47,894
Ouch!
517
00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,631
Oh.
518
00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,467
Oh, my leg!
519
00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:52,770
[Gasps]
520
00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:54,373
What is this stuff?
521
00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:55,876
‐Uh, like, honestly...
522
00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,513
I have no idea.
523
00:20:57,514 --> 00:20:58,983
[Lily groans in pain]
524
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:00,987
‐lt's disgusting.
525
00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:03,759
It's so squishy.
526
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,529
‐Ach!
Almost smells like...
527
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,898
burnt pickles.
528
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,468
[Astrid sniffs]
529
00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,338
‐Oh, my God, what is happening?
530
00:21:10,339 --> 00:21:12,476
My leg won't stop
freaking out on me.
531
00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:14,782
It's like it's
being drawn to the goo.
532
00:21:20,961 --> 00:21:22,731
Uh, Astrid?
533
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,668
I think I found something!
534
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,477
‐Is that a broken fingernail?
535
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,419
A seven‐inch long
536
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,891
broken fingernail?
537
00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:37,994
‐Looks like it.
538
00:21:37,995 --> 00:21:39,632
Bag it up.
539
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,770
‐Oh, God.
[Leaves rustling]
540
00:21:42,771 --> 00:21:44,374
‐Hello?
541
00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:46,011
[Leaves rustling nearby]
542
00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:48,916
‐Aah...
543
00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:50,520
[Foreboding music]
544
00:21:50,821 --> 00:21:52,557
[Panicked breathing]
545
00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:54,427
[Both screaming]
546
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,899
‐B‐b‐ack off, buddy!
547
00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:00,673
Oh, shit.
548
00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:02,475
I'm gonna die at the hands
of a hottie with a body.
549
00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:04,681
‐BRUTUS: Relax, I'm not
going to kill you.
550
00:22:04,682 --> 00:22:05,916
[Scoffs] I'm actually here
to protect you
551
00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,689
from the thing that wants to
kill you, so, you're welcome.
552
00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:10,425
‐Wait.
What?
553
00:22:10,426 --> 00:22:11,828
‐Who the hell are you
and wh‐what do you mean
554
00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:13,431
that thing that wants
to kill us?
555
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,034
‐Okay, so, I'm Brutus.
556
00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:17,940
Long story short: a portal
to another dimension was opened.
557
00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:20,679
End‐of‐the‐world type thing:
bad guys, monsters...
558
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,950
The sort of thing
you see in the movies.
559
00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:25,556
The thing is that this portal
wasn't just opened by itself.
560
00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:27,459
No, it was opened by...
561
00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,930
you.
562
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:31,536
B‐T‐dubs,
563
00:22:31,702 --> 00:22:33,105
who hurt you, hm?
564
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,108
This portal is no joke.
565
00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:38,047
Only humans with severe pain
can open that portal.
566
00:22:38,048 --> 00:22:39,651
‐We're stuck in the woods
567
00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:42,423
with a crazy mofo
who thinks monsters are real!
568
00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,130
Lilly, run!
569
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,867
‐What about that spell you did?
570
00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:49,136
Hm?
571
00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:51,040
‐Oh, I told you!
‐Okay, what spell?
572
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,910
‐Oh, you know,
the one where you were standing
573
00:22:52,911 --> 00:22:55,616
7.263 feet
from each other.
574
00:22:55,617 --> 00:22:57,485
The copper, the fir tree bark
575
00:22:57,486 --> 00:22:58,655
and the pièce de résistance
576
00:22:58,656 --> 00:23:01,896
when you were howling
your intense pain at the moon.
577
00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:03,865
"Ahh..."
578
00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:06,070
‐And then we said, "We want you
all to evaporate" backwards!
579
00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:08,074
‐What? No.
580
00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:10,078
No, no ‐ only the stuff
that I said.
581
00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:11,948
‐Wait, why are we listening
to this lunatic?
582
00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:14,152
‐And you really should have
known better than to do it
583
00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:16,758
on the third Sunday of the
ninth month during a pink moon.
584
00:23:16,759 --> 00:23:18,060
Come on...
585
00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:19,664
Since you're the ones
who opened it,
586
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,668
you are also the only ones
who can close it.
587
00:23:21,669 --> 00:23:23,472
Otherwise, humanity sort of...
588
00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:25,776
disappears.
589
00:23:25,777 --> 00:23:27,412
No biggie.
590
00:23:27,413 --> 00:23:30,051
‐This cannot be real.
You cannot be real.
591
00:23:30,052 --> 00:23:31,955
We were just messing around!
592
00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:33,625
It was all fake!
593
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,928
We were just blowing off steam
594
00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,831
from the hostile jerks
at school!
595
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,434
‐Yeah, well, the good news
596
00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:39,837
is that your connection
to the portal
597
00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:41,908
is actually
increasing your senses.
598
00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:43,578
The leg cramps,
the weird smells...
599
00:23:43,579 --> 00:23:45,181
That's your powers kicking in.
600
00:23:45,182 --> 00:23:47,086
‐Hey, look, hot guy,
601
00:23:47,654 --> 00:23:49,524
you're dropping an insane amount
602
00:23:49,525 --> 00:23:51,562
of batshit craziness on us.
603
00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:54,066
And why the hell
would we believe you?
604
00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,769
‐Because I'm from
the dimension you opened.
605
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,940
I'm your guide.
Your‐your Brutus.
606
00:23:57,941 --> 00:23:59,677
[Laughs]
Your, um...
607
00:23:59,678 --> 00:24:02,684
your "Giles," in terms
you humans might understand.
608
00:24:03,118 --> 00:24:04,587
‐Huh.
Nice try.
609
00:24:04,588 --> 00:24:06,056
‐Okay.
610
00:24:06,057 --> 00:24:08,461
Proof. I really hate
this part.
611
00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:10,165
Yeah, messes up the whole 'do.
612
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:12,670
[Sharp nasal exhale]
613
00:24:12,671 --> 00:24:14,107
[Crackling]
614
00:24:17,948 --> 00:24:19,918
I know:
not a good look.
615
00:24:21,221 --> 00:24:22,958
‐Nice special effects makeup.
616
00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:26,131
You tell Tate, or Candace,
or whoever
617
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,234
to kiss my fat ass!
618
00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:30,939
We'll never go to one of
their parties again, hm?
619
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,810
They win!
Come on, Lilly, let's go.
620
00:24:32,811 --> 00:24:35,081
This dude is psycho!
Come on!
621
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,951
‐Look, I can't make you stay.
622
00:24:36,952 --> 00:24:39,256
Rule number 6795C,
but you really should know:
623
00:24:39,257 --> 00:24:41,761
the thing that has your friend
is called a Tearjerker
624
00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,565
and it targets
literally anything that cries,
625
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,834
for any reason at all.
626
00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:46,103
‐We've gotta go.
Let's go!
627
00:24:46,104 --> 00:24:48,709
‐And if you happen to be sad AF,
628
00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:51,514
‐then it really wants you.
‐Come on, Lilly.
629
00:24:51,515 --> 00:24:54,152
It will say to you the deepest,
darkest thing you fear the most.
630
00:24:54,153 --> 00:24:55,856
Oh, and you should really know
631
00:24:55,857 --> 00:24:57,893
your friend only has 26 hours!
632
00:24:57,894 --> 00:25:00,900
‐I'm not listening
to a horny guy in the woods!
633
00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,270
[Whimpering and crying]
634
00:25:03,271 --> 00:25:04,942
[Foreboding music]
635
00:25:12,858 --> 00:25:14,761
‐Why can't I stop crying?
636
00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:16,231
‐I don't know.
637
00:25:16,866 --> 00:25:18,735
I can't either.
638
00:25:18,736 --> 00:25:20,139
[Sniffling and sobbing]
639
00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:24,012
‐Let all those tears out,
640
00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:26,316
my miserable lovelies!
641
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,020
[Maniacal laughter]
642
00:25:28,021 --> 00:25:29,558
[Thumping techno music]
643
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,169
And I'll tell you why...
644
00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:37,807
you can't stop
645
00:25:37,808 --> 00:25:39,110
crying:
646
00:25:40,647 --> 00:25:42,851
because you're
excellent party guests!
647
00:25:43,986 --> 00:25:45,622
Ahh...
648
00:25:45,623 --> 00:25:48,327
Damn, I love these sweet beats.
649
00:25:48,328 --> 00:25:50,899
‐I know this monster thing
is disgusting,
650
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,070
but is he also kind of sexy?
651
00:25:53,071 --> 00:25:54,974
Like a sexy daddy
652
00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:56,811
who deals party drugs?
653
00:25:56,812 --> 00:25:58,916
‐Gross, but yes, exactly.
654
00:25:59,785 --> 00:26:01,688
‐I know you're
not quite ready yet,
655
00:26:01,689 --> 00:26:04,226
but daddy wants a tear‐tini.
656
00:26:04,227 --> 00:26:05,963
[Maniacal laughter]
657
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,768
[Deep sniff and exhale]
658
00:26:10,774 --> 00:26:13,145
I think it might need
a little garnish.
659
00:26:14,247 --> 00:26:15,884
[Woman whimpering]
660
00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:18,321
[Woman crying]
661
00:26:21,161 --> 00:26:22,797
[Scream]
662
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,200
[Squelching]
663
00:26:26,772 --> 00:26:28,675
Perfect.
664
00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:30,212
[Tate screams]
665
00:26:36,992 --> 00:26:38,995
[Organ music]
‐CHRISTINE:
Now, speaking of sin...
666
00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:42,336
let's talk about the upcoming
fertile ground for sin:
667
00:26:43,071 --> 00:26:44,707
the Soccer Formal.
668
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,811
And don't give me
that look, okay?
669
00:26:46,812 --> 00:26:48,214
I was young once, too,
670
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,954
and we all know what happens
at those things.
671
00:26:51,121 --> 00:26:53,793
So, I am here to ask you
672
00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:56,197
what would you rather have
inside you:
673
00:26:56,732 --> 00:26:58,267
The Lord's light
674
00:26:58,268 --> 00:26:59,937
or the devil's penis?
675
00:26:59,938 --> 00:27:01,373
‐Jesus, Mom.
676
00:27:01,374 --> 00:27:02,977
‐Exactly, Jesus.
677
00:27:02,978 --> 00:27:04,379
Ding, ding, ding! Hm.
678
00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:05,983
That's my girl.
679
00:27:05,984 --> 00:27:07,821
You got it, for the win.
680
00:27:08,021 --> 00:27:09,724
Okay, I'll be right back.
681
00:27:09,725 --> 00:27:11,861
Just going to
powder my holy nose.
682
00:27:11,862 --> 00:27:13,265
Hm.
683
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,672
[Conspiratorial music]
684
00:27:27,126 --> 00:27:28,529
[Hushed boom]
685
00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:34,006
[Shaky breathing]
686
00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:36,645
I knew it!
687
00:27:38,816 --> 00:27:41,054
Lord, why have you forsaken me?
688
00:27:41,922 --> 00:27:43,692
Send me
689
00:27:43,693 --> 00:27:45,663
an angel of mercy
690
00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:49,069
to vanquish that devil teacher,
691
00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:50,806
Jonas,
692
00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:53,111
who took these disgusting photos
693
00:27:54,013 --> 00:27:56,350
before he becomes
a worse influence
694
00:27:56,351 --> 00:27:58,255
on my precious daughter.
695
00:28:02,797 --> 00:28:04,767
‐That couldn't
have been real, right?
696
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,704
Someone's screwing
with us, right?
697
00:28:06,705 --> 00:28:08,207
Who do you think it is?
698
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,312
‐I honestly don't know
what to think.
699
00:28:10,847 --> 00:28:12,448
‐Well, what does it say again?
700
00:28:12,449 --> 00:28:14,086
‐Um...
701
00:28:15,055 --> 00:28:17,726
Rule 7.85b,
702
00:28:17,727 --> 00:28:19,195
closing the portal:
703
00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:21,969
Collect the following
ten monster body parts:
704
00:28:22,904 --> 00:28:24,907
a krivack from a
705
00:28:24,908 --> 00:28:27,446
J‐Z‐Z‐X‐X‐S‐H
706
00:28:28,114 --> 00:28:31,053
an A‐borg from a Memoragatu;
707
00:28:31,054 --> 00:28:33,925
and a bunch of other words
I don't understand.
708
00:28:33,926 --> 00:28:35,228
‐There must be
a logical explanation.
709
00:28:35,229 --> 00:28:37,065
There always is.
710
00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:39,135
‐A horn came out of his head.
711
00:28:39,136 --> 00:28:41,006
‐Yeah.
712
00:28:41,007 --> 00:28:43,077
Yeah, there is that.
713
00:28:43,078 --> 00:28:45,081
At first, I thought Pilar cyst
714
00:28:45,082 --> 00:28:46,952
but those don't present
like that.
715
00:28:48,388 --> 00:28:50,859
‐What if he was
telling the truth?
716
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,428
‐But what about science?
717
00:28:52,429 --> 00:28:53,965
‐What about everything else?
718
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:56,103
‐That would mean there are
actually monsters
719
00:28:56,104 --> 00:28:57,774
in Coppers Cove.
720
00:28:58,141 --> 00:28:59,744
And...
721
00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:01,413
it's all our fault.
722
00:29:01,414 --> 00:29:03,084
‐And if that is true,
723
00:29:03,385 --> 00:29:06,423
then that means there's
something called a Tearjerker
724
00:29:06,424 --> 00:29:08,995
eating people's tears
and holding them hostage!
725
00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:12,402
[Sigh] And if somehow Tate
has been taken or hurt
726
00:29:12,403 --> 00:29:14,073
because of us,
727
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,009
then I guess that means...
728
00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,814
‐Oh, son of a bitch.
729
00:29:18,315 --> 00:29:20,251
We gotta find that asshole.
730
00:29:20,252 --> 00:29:21,788
How else will we know?
731
00:29:21,789 --> 00:29:23,090
[Thunder clap]
732
00:29:23,091 --> 00:29:25,027
‐Ohh! My leg!
733
00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:26,497
‐God, that smell!
Ugh, ew.
734
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,503
‐VARSHIDI:
Good afternoon, Ferrets!
735
00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:31,106
I'm giving out free...
736
00:29:31,107 --> 00:29:33,010
‐ASTRID: It's just
a normal school day.
737
00:29:33,011 --> 00:29:34,412
Just like any other day.
738
00:29:34,413 --> 00:29:37,219
Absolutely nothing insane
happened last night.
739
00:29:38,154 --> 00:29:39,790
[Thud]
740
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,227
See?
Normal.
741
00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:44,332
‐I'm a monster hunter.
742
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:45,936
What?
743
00:29:45,937 --> 00:29:48,173
I opened a portal.
What?
744
00:29:48,174 --> 00:29:50,277
Of monsters.
What?
745
00:29:50,278 --> 00:29:53,251
‐GIRL: Have you seen Valerie?
She wasn't on the bus.
746
00:29:53,886 --> 00:29:56,023
‐Oh, no: her allergies!
It got Val!
747
00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:57,893
‐Let's not jump
to conclusions yet.
748
00:29:57,894 --> 00:29:59,597
‐Okay, but what if it did?
749
00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,299
[Whoosh]
750
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,871
[Bright upbeat music]
751
00:30:10,419 --> 00:30:13,023
‐You know you're not as subtle
as you think you are.
752
00:30:13,024 --> 00:30:15,361
‐Uh, uh, so you're
talking to me now?
753
00:30:15,362 --> 00:30:17,165
‐I never didn't talk to you.
754
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,803
‐Uh, mmkay.
755
00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,574
Ever since you got cool
and I got fat,
756
00:30:21,575 --> 00:30:23,177
we haven't exactly been buddies.
757
00:30:23,178 --> 00:30:25,348
‐lt's not like you've given me
the time of day
758
00:30:25,349 --> 00:30:27,019
since Astrid came to town.
759
00:30:28,188 --> 00:30:30,057
So, um...
760
00:30:30,058 --> 00:30:31,460
do you...
761
00:30:31,461 --> 00:30:33,063
Do you have any leads?
762
00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:34,867
‐Let's say, TBD.
763
00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:36,436
Have you heard anything
from him?
764
00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:37,539
‐Pfft.
You tell me.
765
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:40,344
You're the creeper stalking
everyone around town, right?
766
00:30:40,345 --> 00:30:42,216
‐Right. Cool,
have a nice life.
767
00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:44,554
‐Oh, sorry. Um...
768
00:30:45,623 --> 00:30:47,292
No offense.
769
00:30:48,963 --> 00:30:51,067
I‐I heard about
the Pudge Patrol thing.
770
00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:53,404
I'm sure Tate didn't mean
for it to spread.
771
00:30:53,405 --> 00:30:55,576
‐Well, as long as
he didn't mean it.
772
00:30:56,244 --> 00:30:57,914
‐Well, I'm sorry.
773
00:30:59,951 --> 00:31:01,387
‐So, your jerk boyfriend...
774
00:31:02,657 --> 00:31:05,094
Have you heard from him or what?
775
00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:06,631
‐No. Nothing.
776
00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:08,167
‐Crap.
777
00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:10,004
‐You know, he's not...
778
00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:11,441
always an asshole.
779
00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:14,379
Unlike me.
780
00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,084
[Chuckling]
781
00:31:17,086 --> 00:31:19,957
‐For those of you who signed up
for formal decorations committee
782
00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:21,527
because you care,
783
00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:23,631
very cool.
For those of you
784
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,902
forced to sign up
because of detention, Sparrow,
785
00:31:25,903 --> 00:31:27,673
if you beef up my dance,
I will end you.
786
00:31:27,674 --> 00:31:29,343
Got it?
787
00:31:30,145 --> 00:31:32,483
First official meeting
is tomorrow during lunch.
788
00:31:33,284 --> 00:31:34,955
Don't be late.
789
00:31:35,388 --> 00:31:36,992
[Sucks teeth]
790
00:31:43,371 --> 00:31:45,342
‐Oh, shit.
Tears.
791
00:31:46,144 --> 00:31:48,481
Yo, she‐she didn't
mean anything by it.
792
00:31:48,682 --> 00:31:50,384
Are you crying under there?
793
00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:52,121
It probably doesn't matter,
794
00:31:52,122 --> 00:31:54,561
but maybe i‐it does so stop!
795
00:31:57,032 --> 00:31:58,500
Just in case.
796
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,138
[Tender music]
797
00:32:02,544 --> 00:32:04,180
‐You're a weird girl.
798
00:32:05,148 --> 00:32:06,585
[Indistinct conversations]
799
00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,935
‐Oh, I could just...
Uh!
800
00:32:21,414 --> 00:32:23,150
‐Oh, hey.
801
00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:25,589
‐I think my Sparrow deflowering
dreams are done forever.
802
00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:26,558
‐Oh.
803
00:32:26,559 --> 00:32:29,028
‐But I do think I've maybe
saved his life,
804
00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,297
so there's that.
805
00:32:30,298 --> 00:32:32,169
‐Oh, no!
And... cool?
806
00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:36,443
So, I talked to Candace
and I kinda resolved some stuff.
807
00:32:36,444 --> 00:32:38,715
‐Ew! You talked
to Princess Turd‐vomit?
808
00:32:38,716 --> 00:32:40,519
How was that?
809
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,221
‐lt was fine.
‐Fine?
810
00:32:42,222 --> 00:32:43,692
‐Mm‐hm.
‐That's it?
811
00:32:44,728 --> 00:32:46,363
‐What is that face?
812
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:48,034
‐What face?
813
00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:50,338
[Deep bass boom]
814
00:32:50,706 --> 00:32:52,441
There is a weird‐looking
815
00:32:52,442 --> 00:32:54,345
mystical golden orb in there.
816
00:32:54,346 --> 00:32:55,683
[Mysterious music]
817
00:32:58,221 --> 00:33:00,593
‐Goddamn it, Unicorn Boy.
818
00:33:01,194 --> 00:33:02,663
Way to pile it on.
819
00:33:02,664 --> 00:33:04,600
Can't we just quietly
ignore this all away?
820
00:33:04,601 --> 00:33:06,203
‐I don't think so.
821
00:33:06,204 --> 00:33:07,606
‐Like we need another reason
822
00:33:07,607 --> 00:33:09,475
for people to think
we're freakshows.
823
00:33:09,476 --> 00:33:11,214
‐You are freakshows.
824
00:33:15,422 --> 00:33:17,491
‐Hello, monster hunters.
825
00:33:17,492 --> 00:33:19,128
Jesus!
826
00:33:19,129 --> 00:33:20,699
Use me to hold
the ten body parts
827
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,368
needed to close the portal.
828
00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:24,205
‐Is he frickin' serious?
829
00:33:24,206 --> 00:33:25,742
Step one:
830
00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:27,746
retrieve the Tontoom
from the Tearjerker.
831
00:33:27,747 --> 00:33:30,384
His body is weak,
but his urge to kill is strong.
832
00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,388
And if you haven't
figured it out yet,
833
00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:34,492
follow your nose and leg,
834
00:33:34,493 --> 00:33:37,266
AKA your monster‐tracker
superpowers.
835
00:33:38,301 --> 00:33:41,073
I can't believe
these are the powers we get!
836
00:33:41,775 --> 00:33:43,411
[Intriguing music]
837
00:33:47,687 --> 00:33:49,356
How does it work?
838
00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:52,564
[Hissing]
Oh, heh‐heh.
839
00:33:56,304 --> 00:33:57,773
‐BOTH:
Time for some recon.
840
00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:59,409
‐I'll get the car.
841
00:33:59,410 --> 00:34:01,047
[Exciting music]
842
00:34:01,715 --> 00:34:03,518
‐Ugh.
‐Where are we?
843
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,122
‐This is where my leg
told me to take us.
844
00:34:06,123 --> 00:34:07,693
‐Well, what's your
leg saying now?
845
00:34:07,694 --> 00:34:09,330
‐Cold.
846
00:34:09,598 --> 00:34:11,266
Cold.
847
00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:12,803
Warm.
[Astrid sniffs]
848
00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:14,472
Warmer.
849
00:34:14,473 --> 00:34:16,544
Hot, hot.
What's your nose saying?
850
00:34:16,545 --> 00:34:18,181
‐Ah, same!
851
00:34:18,549 --> 00:34:20,418
Man, lamest powers ever.
852
00:34:21,688 --> 00:34:23,525
‐Oh!
My leg stopped.
853
00:34:24,193 --> 00:34:25,562
But it's...
854
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,333
throbbing like a mofo
from all this cramping.
855
00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,405
‐I like it when you talk dirty.
856
00:34:31,073 --> 00:34:33,177
But yeah, same.
My nose stopped, too.
857
00:34:34,146 --> 00:34:35,749
‐I‐I need to sit down a sec.
858
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:38,054
‐Yeah. BRB.
I gotta pee so bad.
859
00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:41,560
‐I'll be here, heh,
massaging myself.
860
00:34:41,561 --> 00:34:43,096
‐Ah, yeah, get it, girl!
861
00:34:43,097 --> 00:34:44,566
‐You know what I mean!
862
00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:46,203
[Sighing]
863
00:34:46,605 --> 00:34:48,274
Oh, okay...
864
00:34:48,776 --> 00:34:50,444
[Mysterious music]
865
00:34:50,445 --> 00:34:52,114
Ouch!
866
00:34:52,115 --> 00:34:53,518
Yeah, great power.
867
00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:55,155
Hey‐hey Astrid?
868
00:34:57,527 --> 00:34:59,163
Hm.
869
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,137
[Echoing sobs in distance]
870
00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:07,446
Astrid?
871
00:35:09,183 --> 00:35:11,153
‐TEARJERKER:
Try again, Lilly.
872
00:35:11,521 --> 00:35:13,157
[Evil laughter]
873
00:35:14,326 --> 00:35:15,763
Well, look who it is.
874
00:35:18,334 --> 00:35:21,708
It's my number one
portal‐opening party girl.
875
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,120
I've been waiting
to invite you to my
very special party.
876
00:35:30,492 --> 00:35:32,829
You're not normally
invited to parties.
877
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,234
Is that right?
878
00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:36,604
Oh, no.
879
00:35:36,605 --> 00:35:38,473
Did I hit a nerve?
880
00:35:38,474 --> 00:35:40,144
[Sobbing]
881
00:35:40,145 --> 00:35:42,716
You're not
going to cry, are you?
882
00:35:42,717 --> 00:35:44,186
‐Please...
883
00:35:46,692 --> 00:35:48,328
‐Let it out.
884
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,733
[Snorts]
885
00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:52,869
Shit, that tastes...
886
00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:54,439
good!
887
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,242
You know why?
888
00:35:56,243 --> 00:35:58,481
It's because you hate yourself.
889
00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:00,585
‐Oh, no.
890
00:36:00,586 --> 00:36:02,222
‐Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
891
00:36:04,259 --> 00:36:05,762
Now sad...
892
00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:07,532
it tastes good
893
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,503
but worthless
894
00:36:09,504 --> 00:36:11,774
is delicious.
895
00:36:11,775 --> 00:36:13,845
‐Well, I'm...
I'm not.
896
00:36:13,846 --> 00:36:15,750
‐Sure you are, girlfriend.
897
00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:19,355
Now just give daddy
one more taste
898
00:36:19,356 --> 00:36:20,826
before we get started.
899
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:23,664
[Squelching]
900
00:36:23,665 --> 00:36:25,367
[Scream]
901
00:36:25,368 --> 00:36:27,774
‐Lilly! Get the hell away
from my friend!
902
00:36:28,842 --> 00:36:30,277
[Grunt]
903
00:36:30,278 --> 00:36:31,814
‐Ooh!
904
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,283
[Roar]
905
00:36:33,284 --> 00:36:34,753
Come on.
Let's go.
906
00:36:34,754 --> 00:36:36,489
Keep the flashlight,
tear jerkoff!
907
00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:37,927
[Upbeat exciting music]
908
00:36:38,695 --> 00:36:40,331
[Laughing]
909
00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,772
[Heavy breathing]
910
00:36:44,741 --> 00:36:46,377
Ah, oh...
911
00:36:49,349 --> 00:36:50,786
Oh, my God.
912
00:36:51,621 --> 00:36:53,524
Lilly, are you okay?
913
00:36:53,525 --> 00:36:54,827
‐You saved my life.
914
00:36:54,828 --> 00:36:56,865
‐You were right:
this shit's real.
915
00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,236
Oh, crap, I'm so‐‐
916
00:36:59,436 --> 00:37:01,240
I'm so glad you're okay.
917
00:37:02,844 --> 00:37:04,445
What?
918
00:37:04,446 --> 00:37:05,949
What happened back there?
919
00:37:05,950 --> 00:37:07,652
You seem...
920
00:37:07,653 --> 00:37:08,988
so sad.
921
00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:10,626
‐lt was awful.
922
00:37:11,561 --> 00:37:12,964
He told me the truth...
923
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,636
What I already knew.
924
00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,506
That I'm worthless.
925
00:37:17,507 --> 00:37:18,908
‐Lilly,
926
00:37:18,909 --> 00:37:21,847
you are the farthest thing
from worthless.
927
00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:24,720
You're the most
important person in my life.
928
00:37:24,721 --> 00:37:25,989
‐Then why do people
keep telling it to me
929
00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:27,592
if it's not true?
930
00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:29,564
‐Because some people are idiots!
931
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:33,003
And that thing's
a literal monster.
932
00:37:33,004 --> 00:37:34,674
[Tender music]
933
00:37:35,475 --> 00:37:37,712
You were the only one
smart enough to see
934
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,517
what was actually happening.
935
00:37:40,452 --> 00:37:42,556
And who could be worthless
with such a badass
936
00:37:42,557 --> 00:37:43,992
leg cramp superpower?
937
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,863
Huh?
938
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,752
Now, how do we kill this psycho
butt‐face monster thing?
939
00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:59,455
‐Okay.
940
00:37:59,456 --> 00:38:00,860
[Upbeat music]
941
00:38:02,362 --> 00:38:03,798
Okay.
942
00:38:03,799 --> 00:38:05,468
Ten monster body parts...
943
00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:08,340
place them in orb...
944
00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:09,776
yada, yada, yada...
945
00:38:09,777 --> 00:38:11,379
Um...
946
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,850
Tearjerker!
Found it.
947
00:38:13,886 --> 00:38:15,756
Okay, listen to this.
948
00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:18,929
‐Cut out his Tontoom,
949
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:22,870
permeate him
with Krontoxix cocktail.
950
00:38:23,505 --> 00:38:25,040
[Sighs]
Cool.
951
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,510
Yeah, easy peasy.
952
00:38:26,511 --> 00:38:27,979
Clear as day.
953
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,616
‐I see you found what I left
in your mailbox.
954
00:38:29,617 --> 00:38:31,319
‐Oh!
955
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,722
It's called a locker
956
00:38:32,723 --> 00:38:34,860
and it's extremely public.
957
00:38:34,861 --> 00:38:37,799
How do you expect us to keep
a low profile about all this?
958
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,402
‐Oh, you'd be surprised.
959
00:38:39,403 --> 00:38:40,939
People see what they wanna see.
960
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,909
Most people, you know,
just forget,
961
00:38:42,910 --> 00:38:44,781
or they'll invent
their own explanation.
962
00:38:45,014 --> 00:38:47,519
Anyway, I just came
to bring you this.
963
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,556
It'll take
the Tearjerker right out.
964
00:38:49,557 --> 00:38:52,696
You ran away
before I could give it to you.
965
00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:55,067
Just mix it in
with some stolen victim tears
966
00:38:55,068 --> 00:38:56,937
and some elephant tranquilizer.
967
00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:58,742
‐Where are we gonna get
elephant tra‐‐?
968
00:39:00,813 --> 00:39:02,816
And you're sure he has Tate?
969
00:39:02,817 --> 00:39:04,953
And Valerie and the woman
who went missing?
970
00:39:04,954 --> 00:39:06,757
‐Yes.
971
00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,761
Usually distills his victims
for 48 hours
972
00:39:08,762 --> 00:39:10,398
before he kills them.
973
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:14,405
To‐to wring out
as much despair as possible.
974
00:39:14,406 --> 00:39:15,842
Hm.
975
00:39:15,843 --> 00:39:18,446
For when he drains
and drinks the bodily fluids.
976
00:39:18,447 --> 00:39:20,083
Friends, come on. I...
977
00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:21,688
‐Oh!
978
00:39:22,122 --> 00:39:24,660
‐Anyway, you have about...
979
00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:26,765
eight hours left to get to them.
980
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:30,404
And remember: if you don't get
the Tontoom,
981
00:39:30,405 --> 00:39:31,807
then you can't close the portal
982
00:39:31,808 --> 00:39:33,109
and if you can't
close the portal
983
00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:34,714
then the world just...
984
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:36,684
[Pops lips]
985
00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:38,487
Dies.
986
00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:42,461
Good luck!
987
00:39:42,462 --> 00:39:44,432
‐But, wait!
What's a Tontoom?
988
00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:45,836
[Frustrated sigh]
989
00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:54,853
‐Hey, Astrid!
990
00:39:54,854 --> 00:39:56,489
‐What?
991
00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:58,595
‐Got a little
something in your hair.
992
00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:01,066
Is that blood?
993
00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:03,604
‐Um...
994
00:40:03,605 --> 00:40:04,907
I think so.
995
00:40:04,908 --> 00:40:06,677
‐Cool.
996
00:40:06,678 --> 00:40:08,114
[Bright music]
997
00:40:09,817 --> 00:40:11,453
[Funky electro music]
998
00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:14,393
[Astrid laughs]
999
00:40:29,056 --> 00:40:30,726
♪♪ We ferocious ♪♪
1000
00:40:31,093 --> 00:40:32,763
[Electro music ends abruptly]
1001
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,866
‐Let's do this.
1002
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,738
‐Oh, my God, this is insane.
1003
00:40:37,873 --> 00:40:40,612
I honestly don't know
if I can do this, Astrid.
1004
00:40:40,613 --> 00:40:42,448
‐You are stronger
than you think.
1005
00:40:42,449 --> 00:40:43,784
‐Oh...
1006
00:40:43,785 --> 00:40:45,187
I'm scared.
1007
00:40:45,188 --> 00:40:47,659
‐I'm right behind you.
‐Okay.
1008
00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:49,161
‐Just you and me, Lils.
1009
00:40:49,162 --> 00:40:52,134
Hey, we're the only ones
who can save the world.
1010
00:40:52,135 --> 00:40:53,772
Just us.
1011
00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:56,910
It's kinda cool
when you think about it.
1012
00:40:56,911 --> 00:40:59,549
‐Maybe being us
ain't so bad after all.
1013
00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:00,986
‐Hm.
1014
00:41:01,921 --> 00:41:03,557
‐Pudge Patrol:
1015
00:41:03,558 --> 00:41:06,496
armed and ready
for some mega ass‐kicking.
1016
00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:08,166
‐Oh, my God!
Pudge Patrol!
1017
00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,906
Takin' it back!
You're a genius!
1018
00:41:12,543 --> 00:41:14,011
[Crying]
1019
00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:16,215
‐TATE:
Help! Help.
1020
00:41:16,216 --> 00:41:18,053
Help!
1021
00:41:18,054 --> 00:41:19,791
[Sobbing]
1022
00:41:20,659 --> 00:41:22,227
[Tearjerker vocalizing
excitedly]
1023
00:41:22,228 --> 00:41:24,231
[Upbeat techno music]
1024
00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,135
‐Ah, ooh, uh!
1025
00:41:26,136 --> 00:41:27,807
‐Okay.
1026
00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,849
Let's do this.
1027
00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:34,486
Okay.
1028
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:41,934
Love you.
1029
00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:43,538
[Sobbing continues]
1030
00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:45,609
Good luck.
1031
00:41:49,851 --> 00:41:51,219
[Tearjerker laughs]
1032
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:53,591
‐ Hey, Jerkface, wanna go again?
1033
00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:55,696
‐A return guest!
1034
00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,067
My favourite!
1035
00:42:00,104 --> 00:42:01,708
[Whimpering]
1036
00:42:02,008 --> 00:42:03,276
‐Sh‐sh‐sh.
1037
00:42:03,277 --> 00:42:04,947
‐Welcome...
1038
00:42:05,682 --> 00:42:07,118
to the paaartyyy!
1039
00:42:12,095 --> 00:42:13,598
You poor thing...
1040
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,902
Don't you know
1041
00:42:15,903 --> 00:42:18,642
faking confidence
doesn't make you any less...
1042
00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:21,046
worthless?
1043
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:23,985
[Squelching]
1044
00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:28,961
‐Astrid!
Now!
1045
00:42:28,962 --> 00:42:30,163
‐Taste this!
1046
00:42:30,164 --> 00:42:31,767
‐Ah!
1047
00:42:31,768 --> 00:42:33,104
[Sizzling]
1048
00:42:34,741 --> 00:42:36,143
[Gagging]
1049
00:42:37,112 --> 00:42:38,749
‐Whoa.
1050
00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:42,922
‐I think it's stopping.
1051
00:42:42,923 --> 00:42:45,863
‐Let's dissect this mofo
and get the hell outta here!
1052
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:48,033
[Squelching]
1053
00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:50,706
[Exploding innards]
1054
00:42:50,906 --> 00:42:52,776
‐Uh, gross!
1055
00:42:52,777 --> 00:42:54,846
‐Is this it?
[Squelching]
1056
00:42:54,847 --> 00:42:56,249
‐Oh, you know what?
1057
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,319
I think "Tontoom"
basically means tongue.
1058
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,990
‐Ha!
1059
00:42:59,991 --> 00:43:01,593
I got it!
1060
00:43:01,594 --> 00:43:03,062
‐Okay.
1061
00:43:03,063 --> 00:43:04,700
‐Ugh.
1062
00:43:05,736 --> 00:43:07,172
‐Ew...
1063
00:43:07,807 --> 00:43:09,308
‐Ugh.
1064
00:43:09,309 --> 00:43:11,145
‐Oh, look on the bright side:
1065
00:43:11,146 --> 00:43:13,784
only nine more of these
and we can close the portal.
1066
00:43:13,785 --> 00:43:16,088
‐Oh, great.
Just in time for Formal.
1067
00:43:16,089 --> 00:43:17,726
[Laughter]
1068
00:43:19,095 --> 00:43:20,363
[Screaming]
1069
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:21,900
[Sobbing]
1070
00:43:21,901 --> 00:43:23,169
‐Look out!
1071
00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:24,907
[Growling]
1072
00:43:25,776 --> 00:43:27,178
‐TEARJERKER:
Astrid...
1073
00:43:27,746 --> 00:43:31,920
I can see why your mom
is so deeply ashamed of you.
1074
00:43:31,921 --> 00:43:34,693
Always ruining everything.
1075
00:43:34,694 --> 00:43:35,928
‐LILLY: Go hide
over here.
1076
00:43:35,929 --> 00:43:40,070
‐Pitiful. I'm going to put you
out of your misery right now!
1077
00:43:40,071 --> 00:43:42,241
‐Wait!
Some party.
1078
00:43:42,242 --> 00:43:43,978
All your snacks are gone.
1079
00:43:43,979 --> 00:43:45,616
[Tense music]
1080
00:43:46,918 --> 00:43:48,954
Who's the sad one now?
1081
00:43:48,955 --> 00:43:50,725
[Chemical hissing]
[Roar]
1082
00:43:50,726 --> 00:43:51,961
[Thudding to ground]
1083
00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,333
[Explosive breath]
1084
00:43:55,334 --> 00:43:56,938
‐I've officially decided
1085
00:43:57,305 --> 00:43:59,108
parties are overrated.
1086
00:43:59,109 --> 00:44:01,013
[Astrid and Lilly
sobbing in relief]
1087
00:44:04,252 --> 00:44:05,855
Okay. Come on.
1088
00:44:05,856 --> 00:44:07,659
‐I'm dehydrated.
1089
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:10,230
‐ASTRID: Yeah, don't got
no water right now.
1090
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:11,835
[Unintelligible whispers]
1091
00:44:12,268 --> 00:44:13,871
Okay, we'll get you water.
1092
00:44:13,872 --> 00:44:15,340
‐Ow!
‐Oh, sorry.
1093
00:44:15,341 --> 00:44:17,144
‐Are you okay?
1094
00:44:17,145 --> 00:44:18,413
‐I don't know.
1095
00:44:18,414 --> 00:44:20,016
What just happened?
Wh‐what was that? Was...
1096
00:44:20,017 --> 00:44:21,419
Was that a monster?!
1097
00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:23,691
‐Look, it's a long story,
1098
00:44:23,692 --> 00:44:25,895
but right now we just need
to get you and Val home, okay?
1099
00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:28,032
I'll explain on the way.
‐Who's Val?
1100
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:30,238
‐She goes to school with us.
1101
00:44:31,006 --> 00:44:32,842
She was at your party!
1102
00:44:32,843 --> 00:44:33,844
‐Really?
1103
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:37,150
‐Maybe you need to
get your head out of your ass.
1104
00:44:37,151 --> 00:44:38,386
‐I don't know what to say.
1105
00:44:38,387 --> 00:44:40,859
‐You can start by thanking us,
1106
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,962
Pudge Patrol,
1107
00:44:42,963 --> 00:44:45,735
for drowning in monster guts
to save your life!
1108
00:44:45,736 --> 00:44:47,170
‐Pudge Patrol.
1109
00:44:47,171 --> 00:44:48,774
We're takin' it back!
1110
00:44:48,775 --> 00:44:50,143
Oh, and, uh, don't worry,
1111
00:44:50,144 --> 00:44:52,447
we won't tell anyone
about us rescuing you.
1112
00:44:52,448 --> 00:44:53,417
In fact, we probably
1113
00:44:53,418 --> 00:44:55,922
shouldn't talk about this to,
like, anyone.
1114
00:44:55,923 --> 00:44:57,257
‐Yeah, cover story.
Good idea.
1115
00:44:57,258 --> 00:44:58,393
‐Right?
‐Mm‐hm.
1116
00:44:58,394 --> 00:44:59,996
‐Yeah, sure.
1117
00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:01,733
Nobody would believe
monsters are real.
1118
00:45:01,734 --> 00:45:03,203
Or that I spent
more than five minutes
1119
00:45:03,204 --> 00:45:05,374
with you dorks, anyway,
so we're cool.
1120
00:45:06,176 --> 00:45:07,780
‐Hm.
1121
00:45:08,782 --> 00:45:10,251
‐Also, thanks.
1122
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,855
‐Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1123
00:45:12,856 --> 00:45:14,292
Monster!
1124
00:45:16,029 --> 00:45:18,133
‐Oops.
Just a shadow.
1125
00:45:24,312 --> 00:45:26,215
‐I had the weirdest dream
1126
00:45:26,216 --> 00:45:28,954
that I was in a drug den
with a sexy monster.
1127
00:45:28,955 --> 00:45:30,357
‐Your mind, Val!
1128
00:45:30,358 --> 00:45:32,028
[Snapping fingers]
1129
00:45:36,069 --> 00:45:38,741
‐You guys chose a dumb theme
for the dance,
1130
00:45:38,742 --> 00:45:40,277
even though I asked you not to.
1131
00:45:40,278 --> 00:45:42,048
So, I chose something new.
1132
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,889
I am super stoked to announce
the new cool theme:
1133
00:45:46,758 --> 00:45:48,359
Angels & Demons!
1134
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,896
‐A little on the nose.
1135
00:45:49,897 --> 00:45:51,098
‐And now...
1136
00:45:51,099 --> 00:45:53,837
I would like to
welcome back to Pine
1137
00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:56,108
your favourite ferret:
1138
00:45:56,109 --> 00:45:58,246
Tate Hudson!
1139
00:45:58,247 --> 00:46:00,317
‐Ah‐ha‐ha‐ha!
1140
00:46:00,318 --> 00:46:01,954
What's up?
What's up?
1141
00:46:01,955 --> 00:46:03,456
‐VARSHIDI:
He's alive, guys! Yeah!
1142
00:46:03,457 --> 00:46:05,126
‐Okay, thanks, guys.
1143
00:46:05,127 --> 00:46:07,130
Super stoked to be back here.
1144
00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:09,769
A‐a quick reminder
to everybody, all right?
1145
00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:11,506
Wear a helmet
before you go bouldering!
1146
00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,109
You won't regret that, okay.
1147
00:46:13,110 --> 00:46:14,512
[Laughs]
1148
00:46:14,513 --> 00:46:16,315
‐I do have somebody to thank.
1149
00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:17,986
[Tender music]
1150
00:46:17,987 --> 00:46:20,324
I could not have done it
without them.
1151
00:46:22,228 --> 00:46:24,365
Candy, baby,
will you come up here?
1152
00:46:24,366 --> 00:46:25,969
[Music fades out]
1153
00:46:28,407 --> 00:46:30,211
Thank you.
[Cheers and applause]
1154
00:46:30,979 --> 00:46:32,382
‐I guess some things
never change.
1155
00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:35,286
‐Some stuff changes!
1156
00:46:35,287 --> 00:46:37,125
Like, I guess monsters are real.
1157
00:46:37,425 --> 00:46:39,262
‐I guess we're
monster hunters now.
1158
00:46:40,532 --> 00:46:42,870
Arguably cooler
than iguanas and SNFU.
1159
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:46,008
‐I'm gonna get so much ass
it's gonna be freaky.
1160
00:46:46,009 --> 00:46:47,478
‐You guys are freaky.
1161
00:46:49,149 --> 00:46:50,851
‐Damn right we are!
1162
00:46:50,852 --> 00:46:52,522
[Laughing]
[Theme music]
1163
00:46:52,523 --> 00:46:54,158
[Soft boom]
[Tense music]
1164
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:55,829
[Crickets chirping]
1165
00:46:58,902 --> 00:47:00,403
‐Hello?
1166
00:47:00,404 --> 00:47:02,008
[Clattering]
1167
00:47:02,843 --> 00:47:05,113
Jamison, if that is you
1168
00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:07,317
playing another
one of your pranks,
1169
00:47:07,318 --> 00:47:10,056
then I will be forced
to tell your mo‐‐
1170
00:47:10,057 --> 00:47:11,526
[Sharp inhale and exhale]
1171
00:47:11,527 --> 00:47:13,163
[Quiet tense music]
1172
00:47:15,569 --> 00:47:17,873
Mighty Lord and Savior,
1173
00:47:19,944 --> 00:47:21,413
you have chosen me!
1174
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:27,826
What an unusual‐looking
angel of his mercy!
1175
00:47:29,530 --> 00:47:31,868
Not at all
what I expected, but...
1176
00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:34,907
no matter.
1177
00:47:36,143 --> 00:47:38,013
You heard my prayers.
1178
00:47:38,615 --> 00:47:40,919
And you are here to rid me
1179
00:47:41,453 --> 00:47:43,925
of that evil teacher,
1180
00:47:44,225 --> 00:47:45,896
Jonas.
1181
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,601
[Menacing music]
1182
00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,306
‐VOICE:
I am here
1183
00:47:51,507 --> 00:47:53,177
to serve.
1184
00:47:56,016 --> 00:47:57,452
[Closing theme]
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