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Where do you think you're going?

I have to go to Moscow right away.

Why?

Personal business.

Allow me, Zosim Petrovich, I beg you very much.

You're not going anywhere.

One foot here, the other there, Zosim Petrovich.

You'll tear your pants.

Listen, Gerasim.

So I'm not leaving, huh?

Have you seen my mouthpiece around here?

So I'm not leaving, huh?

You're not leaving, you have a contract.

And my fiancée doesn't know much about contracts doesn't know much about contracts.

She took off and got married.

Here, read it.

Well?

I sell tickets in the underpass.

Uh, no, here.

Lena married Klimov.

Listen, dummy. You're gonna have Len's gonna be like monkeys in the jungle.

And you're the only one I've got.

So she's out. Rip it off and get it out of your heart.

Here, you find a new bride, she'll sew it on.

Gerasimus.

Uh, just a second.

You mean tear buttons?

You mean tear buttons? Tear buttons?

Quiet.

Tear buttons? Buttons?

Let go. Let go of me.

Chill out.

You'll be out in an hour. Gerasim.

- What's with the stupid license plates? - There he is.

Are you out of your mind? Indian mouthpiece.

People smoke it, and you....

The Maharajah gave it to me in Bombay.

I have to be in Moscow right away.

You got it?

- If they're looking for me, I'm on third. - I'm still going!

- I'm asking you nicely, open the door. - On three.

That's it, I quit.

Zosimus, I don't work for you anymore.

Open it.

All right, then.

Breaking down the door!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Gerasim, give me the key to the safe.

There have never been serfs in the Urals.

A receipt.

I got a month's pay. I'm due for two more.

Okay, bye.

Chagin.

We should sit on the path.

Who's there?

Oleg.

Oleg who?

Chagin.

Go ahead.

Hi.

Hello.

Is Lena home?

Lena's home.

Get her.

And she's asleep.

You wake me up.

Oleg.

Hello, Oleg.

I guessed it from the phone call.

That it's you.

I'm right behind you, Lenka.

Pack up, let's go.

But, Oleg, isn't, uh.

Gentlemen.

You're kind of, uh.

Am I bothering you?

No, you're not.

Come on, Vadik. Oh, come on.

Oleg.

Didn't Andrew write to you that, uh.

Vadik is my husband.

You got it?

Wrote.

Well, congratulations.

Thank you.

Let's go, Len.

And don't forget to turn off the TV turn off the TV.

What else?

By the way, this is the robe this is the one we picked out for me!

A year ago, in a department store in Moscow!

Second floor, section five!

I didn't have enough money then, so I went off so I went off to earn this robe

and everything else!

And you got in!

She loves me, me, you know?

You think so, too?

She thinks so, too. Only she's stupid and she's stupid and she doesn't understand anything.

Vadim, give him the robe.

No, let him finish it!

Take it away.

Sick.

Allow me.

I'll put the cot here for you.

Thank you.

What's up? You been there?

I was.

So what?

It's okay, it's okay.

Well, what can you do, Oleg.

Now that life has turned out this way.

Then it's not meant to be.

That's what Masha says.

That it's all for the best.

It's okay. We'll fight another day.

It's late, Oleg.

That train has already left.

He was already sleeping with her.

Well, maybe you didn't sleep.

Maybe he doesn't have the time, huh?

Are you kidding me?

Don't you yank me!

Gentlemen, would you stop yelling? It's 2:00 in the morning.

May I, Valentin Petrovich?

You can't.

I've already told you, there will be no commercial there will be no commercial stalls in this establishment.

Period.

No, it's not.

That you are.

You didn't say anything to me.

I don't know, I don't know.

You all look alike now.

Well, what do you want?

Please sign your book.

Why?

A keepsake.

Have you read it?

It's on page 13. instead of the word "phase," it's "haza.

And on 24, instead of the word Interpretation, instead of the word interpretation.

That's not all.

There's a whole carload of typos.

We've got it all, barbarians.

Chagin.

From Professor Sawicki.

It's from our library.

Well, I had to pay a fine.

How?

For loss.

But there's more. There's a lot.

Remains.

That's how the whole country got squandered.

We'll soon be pantsless ourselves.

I was working in the North as an engineer, and I realized I lacked I lacked theoretical training.

And you know, there's a lot of scientists the caliber of scientists that you are.

Here you go.

Thank you.

That's why I'd like to work for you.

Hello, comrades.

Meet.

Our new employee.

A practitioner, from the North.

Oleg Nesterovich Chagin.

Well.

Just settle in for now.

Okay.

Hi.

You can't pay your own.

And he's just grabbing whatever he can off the street.

It's a mess.

I agree.

Good afternoon.

Good.

Hi.

May I?

I hate you.

I'm gonna call my husband now.

Call.

I work here.

I'm obligated to be on the job.

Daily.

You're so sweet,

take me with you.

Out there in a faraway land,

I'll be your wife.

Lena.

Ah, Len.

Shall we go out for a champagne lunch somewhere?

Lenka.

Come on.

Well, Lenka.

Go ahead, make fun of me.

That's what you came here for.

Lenochka.

Oleg, you're crazy.

Do you realize you're a psycho?

A real practitioner.

Dear ladies and gentlemen.

Russian-Vietnamese company "Nimfa" offers you

a cash-and-cash raffle.

Every fourth ticket wins.

And also, if you buy ten tickets and none of them win,

You will receive an incentive prize in the amount of...

Hey, businessman! I take one in four.

Sweetheart, take me with you.

There in a faraway land I'll be your wife.

Did they kick you out after all?

No. We parted amicably.

I gave your mother-in-law some flowers.

She'll sell them.

Ah, you're welcome.

Let's go. We'll have a champagne lunch somewhere.

What, did you talk me into it?

Spit.

Said she'd think about it.

Let's go.

Oh, come on.

I can't. I only sold two tickets.

Dear ladies and gentlemen. Russian-Vietnamese firm...

You don't know how to sell. Give me that.

Give me that.

Dear ladies and gentlemen.

The Nymph Company offers to you lottery tickets.

Children and sex minorities get a discount. Young man!

Don't pass it by.

What?

I'm not talking to you, I'm talking the one on the other side.

Listen to me.

I'm begging you. What are you doing?

I'm gonna get kicked out of here.

I'm sorry.

All right.

I'll get a job at a hotel and I'll come by tonight.

Just not today. Okay?

Let's do it tomorrow.

I promised my mother-in-law tomorrow.

The day after tomorrow.

Eighth is listening.

Gerasim, hi.

What's up?

All right. Uh-huh.

I'm calling from Moscow.

Hello, Chagin.

Gerasimus.

Tell Zosima not to sew not to sew the buttons on yet.

I may be coming with a young professional.

She'll sew it on.

Do you understand?

Congratulations.

Spit, Gerasim.

That's it. I'll call you again. I'll see you later.

Did you check the fuses?

What?

What's there to see?

Fuses.

It's the plugs. The fuses are over there.

Yes?

Is that what this is?

In the box.

What box?

Hold this.

Do you smoke?

Marlboro?

Come on.

Let's get the foil.

Making a bug?

Betting.

Start it up.

Business, ah.

Well, how much do I owe you?

You got a rag?

A rag?

You got it.

Do you have a license?

Yeah, we're working with the Japanese.

А?

There's a license, they're tied up with the Japs.

Is the man trustworthy?

I can vouch for him. I grew up I grew up in the same yard with him.

Well, let's talk then.

Okay. Bye.

I got it.

My father-in-law's an old bug. Knows where to wiggle his mustache.

There's good money to be made.

I don't know anything about commerce. I'm an electronics guy.

You have connections.

You better tell me.

We'll discuss it later.

Lariska, you?

Here we are.

Hi.

Gosha, this is my cousin Zina. She has to be at the airport by eleven.

I'd like you to meet me. Zina, come here.

Can you take me?

Hi.

Isn't there a cab?

Well, I promised. You're welcome.

Zin, he'll take you. Let's go. Let's go.

My darling.

Or I'll take offense.

Lariska, her mother, brought some nesting doll.

Why don't you sit with her for about a minute or two. we're having a business meeting in private.

Do you understand me?

Yeah. Sure. Yes.

Hello, Zina.

Hi.

What word?

Doctor. Seven letters.

Oculist.

Doesn't fit. Second R.

Where are we going, Zina?

Sochi.

Vacation or home?

Rest.

Heads or tails.

There are no buttons.

Where it's labeled eagle and where it's smooth it's tails.

Tails.

Tails.

No, you didn't.

Sew it on or you'll lose it.

You can't do that, it's a mascot.

Hello, Evdokia Parfenovna. This is Oleg.

Andrei's busy. He's bathing the baby.

Do you know if Lena called?

Called.

Yes?

And you say it's tails.

Heads!

Who the hell are you?

Gosha.

If you bring whores here, your your wife will rip your dignity off.

Gosha.

If you bring whores here, your your wife will rip your dignity off.

Gosha.

Larissa, I'm gone.

Wait, you're going to the airport?

Yes.

I'll walk you out.

Why? Don't.

I have business there.

Uh, just a second.

Gosha, I'll see her off and come back.

Gosha.

If you bring whores here, your your wife will rip your dignity off.

Gosha.

Shut up, asshole.

It's gonna rip-- Rip it off. Rip it off.

Girl, do you have tickets to Urengoy for the second one?

To Urengoy?

Yes.

Bingo.

Book two in Chagin's name.

All right. Uh-huh.

Thank you.

I'll have one for Sochi, please.

Hello, Masha. Give me Andrei.

He can't come over right now, he's busy.

Masha, do you know what Lena told him?

I don't know. Call me in about ten minutes.

All right. Uh-huh.

Orthopedist.

Seven letters and an R in place.

What, you didn't leave?

I came up with a seven-letter word.

And halfway back.

Oh, come on, I would have thought of that.

You know, I've decided to go with you at all.

In case you need any more help.

Oh, come on.

I've already bought my ticket, here.

Domodedovo.

Moscow Sochi, flight number one hundred and fourteen.

Seat fourteen B. What's your seat?

I don't remember.

Well, you take a look.

Well, here's to, uh.

Shit.

Where did I put it?

Here you go.

Zinaida Ivanovna Prischepkina.

And keep your mouth shut.

All right, then.

I have another presentation at the bank. I gotta go get my tuxedo.

Well, have a soft landing. Bye.

Have a nice vacation.

You see, Oleg.

Lena called.

What did she say?

What she said.

Why don't you say something?

Anyway, Oleg.

Lena asked me to pass on a final no.

But don't worry.

That's what Masha says is best for everyone.

Hello, Oleg.

Where did you disappear to?

Don't worry.

I'll never be lost. I'm fine.

And you know what, you tell Lena, that I'm, uh, I'm really sorry.

I'm just passing through Moscow. I'm going to Sochi I'm going on vacation. And not alone.

I wish you all, all the best.

Bye.

Second cabin, last row.

Come in quickly, please, we're just waiting for you.

Thank you.

Eurymedontes.

You?

Are you flying, too?

No, I remembered the hero of the Odyssey, ten letters.

You asked in the cab.

Is that why you bought the ticket?

No, why would you do that?

Said I was seeing you off.

Now they've been letting in like trains since May.

You write down Eurymedontes, or we'll forget.

I'll write. Listen, you go. They're gonna hijack the ramp.

It's already stolen.

I've had it.

Then it's fate.

I'm gonna live my life under the palm trees.

Listen, are you alone, or is there someone there or is there someone there to meet you with a mustache?

Alone. Hold on. Why don't we just ask them to bring the ramp back?

A gentleman in a leather jacket.

Young man, will you take take your seat, please.

Well, if the woman asks.

We'll fly free.

I'll see you around.

Dear ladies and gentlemen.

Your airplane is on a flight en route Moscow Sochi.

Please fasten your seat belts and refrain from smoking.

It's okay, Lenochka.

You're gonna regret this.

What?

I'll wear a white tuxedo.

I'm gonna walk out to the edge of the blue pool with a glass of champagne and fall into the water.

Well, if there's a white tuxedo.

Everything else is no problem.

I'm gonna lie on the water.

Star gazing.

So big.

And kind.

Where'd you go?

I fell asleep. Barely woke me up.

I thought you'd been arrested.

Where's the sea?

The sea is there.

Do you have money for the return trip?

No.

Oh, I knew it.

I don't have one either.

What do we do now, banker?

Here, hold this.

Got money. Just kidding.

Now we take the car, we go to the sea. In the evening. we'll have a blast at a disco somewhere.

Any other suggestions?

I'm sorry.

I lied to you.

I didn't come here for a vacation. I have a husband in prison.

Thirty kilometers from here.

I'm gonna run or I'm gonna catch a bus.

So long.

Do airplanes fly from here to Urengoy?

Flying.

Is the sea warm?

Warm.

No, it's nothing.

Stop at the nearest phone.

Uh, hello.

Andrei, hi.

You didn't call Lenka?

Oleg.

You know what it's like.

And don't call.

She needs time, you know? Time.

Women are like that. They say no, but they think yes.

You're panicking.

Oleg.

Lena was hit by a car.

She's in the hospital.

In serious condition.

Uh, hello.

Oleg, can you hear me?

Yes.

I'm here to see Klimova. Do you know which room she's in?

The information desk is over there.

Which room is Klimova's patient in, please?

Klimova's patient.

Klimova.

In the sixteenth.

Thank you.

I'm going to room 16.

Quarantine.

Hi.

Quarantine.

Fedya, is that you?

Я.

Did you bring it?

Vasya is carrying.

Vasya who?

From room three or something?

Yeah, from the third one.

Kid, who are you?

Я? The curator.

Who's the handler?

From the prefecture.

Look, you're wearing that dirty robe again.

You're a doctor, you should be the one to remember that, not me telling you off.

Take it off now.

Take it off, take it off.

And the cap, too.

Get new ones from the castellan.

I'll make the arrangements.

She's asleep.

She's been drugged, so she's asleep.

What do the doctors say?

They don't say anything. It's Sunday. There's no one there.

They're giving her tests. She's getting shots.

So don't you worry.

Oh, come on.

What is she allowed to eat?

Whatever you can afford. You can do anything.

There's enough for everything.

Well, caviar, pomegranates.

Citizen, I'm sorry, where's the grocery store is there a grocery store around here?

So out the gate and to the right.

Thank you.

Can you put whatever you need in the refrigerator, please.

Sure, but why so much?

I have the money.

And when he has them, so does his robe.

And there's no quarantine.

It's for everyone.

Help yourself.

Anybody home?

Bingo.

It's Oleg, I left my bag at your place.

Come on in.

Isn't there a crimson jeep down there? You haven't seen it?

No.

What, are you moving?

I've been run over.

You took it all out, you lame-ass.

Who?

What lahudra?

My wife arrived unexpectedly yesterday from Paris yesterday.

And here we are with Larissa tangoing naked. Surprise.

Fock their mother.

And the bitch also claimed that the furniture and the car were bought by her daddy.

That asshole's an asshole.

Listen, you were saying something yesterday about business yesterday.

Can we talk about it?

We'll discuss it later.

I'm leaving for Hong Kong in two hours.

Can I stay with you for a while?

I'll pay you.

You want to see the passport?

Go ahead.

There's nothing to steal here anyway.

When you leave, leave the keys with the neighbors.

Oh, that's okay.

I'm not going away.

The important thing is that it's here.

Did they take the parrot away too?

No. The parrot left on its own.

Olegka.

It's so good to have you here.

Lenochka.

It's gonna be okay.

You sleep.

Go back to sleep.

Hello.

I'm here about Klimova, room 16.

Tell me, how is she?

And who are you to her?

Co-worker.

Quite frankly, the situation of this patient is very serious.

It's not just the injury.

We'll call for a consult.

And when?

When Academician Zelensky arrives.

Is there any medication she might need?

I do, but it's a very expensive drug.

And her relatives, as you yourself you know, are not wealthy.

You write the recipe, I'll buy it.

So there were ten sheets ten sheets?

Well, ten.

And the third one has eight?

Uh-huh.

And the fourth seven?

Seven.

Jesus, why are you spreading your legs?

Fourth seven?

Uh-huh.

And the fifth eleven?

Yes.

So four of them were stolen?

I can't help you, Chagin.

Zosima said if Chagin comes begging for money,

don't give him a penny.

I'm telling the truth. You should call the hospital if you don't believe me.

And there's your girlfriend sitting over there.

Zosima said if you don't immediately you don't get to your desk,

he's suing you.

For what?

For hiding the safe.

And for breach of contract.

What are you talking about, Zosima, Zosima.

The firm owes me money for two months.

I've been drumming on you for a year without a day off. I'm asking for mine.

Zosima.

I don't give a damn about your Zosima.

Oh, boy.

You owe me, pay me. Otherwise he's sitting here, you know, drinking tea, you fucking capitalist.

Who?

Я?

What a drummer. He hasn't worked a year.

He's gone, damn it.

And then there's the pussyfooting.

And I've been a penny for thirty years!

I lost my fucking teeth, motherfucker!

I lost my fucking health, motherfucker!

And this snot showed up, damn it.

Well, I had my money with my jacket.

- I told you. - Cut it out!

Either accept or forgive.....

Free Jaw.

Free.

Uh, excuse me.

Boyfriend.

Let me see that one.

Lycra jacket.

Japanese.

How much?

Take it.

Inexpensive.

Did you call the guys?

Called.

Who isn't, and who is...

Why don't you take it?

Who's gonna give it to me?

Hey, what are you doing alone?

Go to Klimov.

You have.

Well, he'll add.

It's okay, I'll be fine.

What do we do?

Oh, you know who's the coolest guy in the world right now? Bormakov.

Oh, no, it's not.

I forgot you had a conflict with him.

Let's go to Bormakov.

I don't like the whole thing.

If you don't like it, go home.

He will now demand that you apologize.

You won't.

He's got 40 men guarding him. They'll make a chop out of us.

I apologize, I'm not sugar-coated.

And he'll tell you to get on your knees, in front of all of his secret girls.

I'll get up.

I'll lick your shoes.

untie your shoelaces with your teeth.

Uh, hold on.

And he'll tell you to drink the toilet water.

Will you?

There's his car.

Hi.

What a meeting.

Chagin, aren't you in the North?

Hello, Felix.

All right, guys.

Come by if you have the time.

Let's celebrate the meeting.

Fuck you!

You drink your own toilet water.

I don't get it.

Goodbye, Felix.

Who do you want?

Master?

Uh-huh. And you're here about the ad?

Do you know Larissa?

Larissa who?

I was here yesterday.

Oh, the black one?

I know.

Black.

And I'm the husband.

Uh, hello.

Gosha, hi. This is Vika from Munich.

Gosha, I'm pregnant.

What do you want, a boy or a girl?

Gosha's not home.

Who's that?

Answering machine.

Hello.

Hi.

I'm on the subject of the ad.

You know.

Valentine.

Oleg.

This is the room.

No furniture, though.

But you can get a cot.

The furniture's fine.

My relatives are coming to visit me today. A large gypsy family.

If I could have the whole apartment.

We'd make a deal.

We'll pay you well.

Six hundred dollars.

Five hundred.

I'm in. Money up front.

In two weeks.

There's two hundred and fifty.

I need three hundred.

Here's another one.

Nine.

I don't have any more.

Maybe you can find it, huh?

I don't.

You can search.

Anatoly Vasilyevich.

Here's the cure for Klimova.

Is it?

Ono.

Thank you.

Antonida, please put it in my safe.

Didn't Academician Zelensky come?

No, at the end of the week. Uh, excuse me.

Hello, Chagin.

Thank you.

For what?

To fruit.

Is she sharing with you?

Don't be rude.

You take your thanks. Put it back where you found it.

Indigent.

I don't get it.

Oh, you.

I'd sell the apartment if I were you.

And you'll never be in my shoes.

Don't get your hopes up.

What do you want?

You see, I'm the landlord.

I have circumstances that I'm in dire need of money.

Could you please pay me the rest pay the rest of the balance now?

Young man, we're contractually obligated to pay you to pay you on the 15th. And today?

Today's second.

That's right. Today's the second.

I realize that. But why don't you pay me half and we'll call it even?

I won't pay.

Well, a quarter.

Honey, that's why there's so much chaos in the country today. chaos because no one is honoring the treaties.

Everybody wants to grab, grab, grab.

I'm sorry, handsome, but I'm gonna stick to the letter of the law.

Well, do you want me to tell you a quarter?

At least as a night watchman, part-time, Mr. Savitsky. part-time, Mr. Savitsky.

There's nothing to guard.

I'll translate from English, from German.

There's nothing to translate.

I can take Klimova's place.

And night watchman and errand boy.

There's nowhere to run.

Mr. Sawicki.

Don't.

Professor.

I agree to spend the night here and keep watch for free.

Is it yours?

Yours.

Here you go.

Private property is sacred now.

Valentin Petrovich.

It's peeling off.

Take me inside, will you?

I have a wife here.

You can't, citizen, quarantine.

You know, I just wish I could take one look to see her. What she's like.

She's nice, kind, affectionate. I'm an asshole who ignores her when I'm drunk.

Let's go.

Thank you, Doctor.

Hi. It's me.

What is this?

Well, well, well.

What are you doing letting anyone in?

It's a doctor.

He's not a doctor! He's a con man!

Show me your robe! Show me the robe!

Of course, it's our robe.

He's the one who took it from Fedorov.

Take off your robe.

Uh, come back here!

Why don't you come in?

Come on in.

No time.

Would you pass this on?

I'll pass it on.

Uh, thank you. Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Come here.

What?

Id.

Thank you.

What's it to you?

Now.

I'll have two side dishes and, if I may, put some gravy on it, please.

Hey, banker.

Bonjour.

Madame Prischepkina.

What happened, though, that you have nowhere to go?

It's a long story.

Tell me a long story, or I won't or I won't do your laundry.

You won't tell anyone?

I won't tell.

Resident went to Mongolia.

What resident?

Mine, what else?

And the coder's drunk as hell, the bastard.

That's the whole story.

Pretty corny.

I didn't get it.

Look at the back.

You see the old lady?

I can see that.

I'm being watched, followed.

That old lady?

If you take off her coat, there's a colonel's epaulettes.

You're a spy?

I'm a scout.

American?

Belarusian.

Say something in Belarusian.

Why?

Say it.

Well, bulba.

What do you mean?

Potatoes.

Guys.

Do you have a light?

We don't smoke, Comrade Colonel.

Here we go.

Is that a picture of you?

Looks like it.

In general terms.

No, it's not.

Larissa brought this from work.

She's a waitress at a late-night bar.

All dry. You can put it on.

On.

And here's your mascot.

Said I had to sew it on.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Zin.

Can I sleep over?

I'm in the kitchen.

There's nowhere to sit.

Well, I can do it here on the floor.

Lariska is sleeping on the floor.

She ran away from her husband.

I can do it in the hallway.

Oleg, I'm sorry.

Well, I've got my own troubles.

The police have already been here.

Why do I need counterintelligence?

You don't have a place to sleep. go to your embassy.

You'll be untouched there.

And here...

Did you believe that crap?

I was just kidding.

Oleg, don't. I'm not that stupid.

Zinaida Ivanovna.

In all seriousness, I'm an engineer.

Came from the North to see the girl I love.

She was hit by a car, she's in the hospital now.

Yes?

Then why are you being followed?

Who's watching?

That lady with the umbrella?

Well, just a passerby, showing me at random.

Yes?

Yes.

And why did she come to us?

At random?

She didn't have any matches, so she went over.

Oleg, Oleg.

The lady with the umbrella is Fedulova from house number eight.

Only your information is wrong. She's not a colonel at all.

That's what I'm saying.

She's a major.

The whole yard knows about it.

Scout.

Coincidence.

Well, I'm going to surrender to the Lubyanka.

Only this time, Zinaida Ivanovna, I told you the truth.

What truth?

What about right away?

Right away what?

What kind of love is that?

Right away. At the institute. in the hallway.

It was like an electric shock.

Let's go to sleep.

Good night.

Good night.

So let's say she went to the ends of the earth with you.

What's she gonna do there?

When you love, you need air, and high skies and vast distances.

Well, then why do you keep making dates to just anyone if you're so in love?

Who is it for?

Well, at least for me.

Sochi.

You know, Zin.

Man is a complex creature.

Consists of two diverse selves.

That alone is the spirit.

And the other is the flesh, the libido.

Here's a soul can want...

Sublime.

Pining.

And the flesh, at the same time. may want a feast.

Do you understand?

Garnish with gravy.

Id.

Thanks for the gravy side dish.

Go away.

No, Zin.

You misunderstood me.

I mean, the flesh has a life of its own.

I, for one, can think of Lena right now.

And my flesh might well to long for your bed.

Shameless.

How could you?

If you love her so much, why are you bothering me?

I am not me. I am one thing.

And my libido is something else entirely.

Okay, take your libido and go.

Zina, I'm just theorizing.

Theoretically? We know the theory. We're trained.

Get out.

Come on, Zin.

Or I'll leave.

Thank you.

Male.

We got some bum moving in.

Hey, man.

Get out of here, or I'll let the dog down.

He's already gone.

О!

You're drunk from earlier!

I don't want one of those.

Uh, no. I have a cold.

What, for real?

Seryoga, give the engineer a drink.

Glass.

I'm lucky to have a drunk. Come on, get up.

Pryshchepkin.

Genius idea.

Do you want me to name our rig after you?

Pryshchepkin Drill. Sounds awesome.

Get up and get out of here.

Get up!

Get up, I said! Get up!

Why are you fighting?

You don't believe me?

I'll send you a transcript of the order.

By fax.

Jesus, you're hot as a kettle.

Zin.

I love Lena.

Through this love, I will save you all.

And there will never be night.

I know, I know, there will be eternal music.

Zin, wait, we're not married yet.

Stand up straight, asshole!

Cough.

Cough some more.

Cough some more.

Cystic inflammation of the lungs.

That's it.

Drinking.

You're alive?

Drinking.

Hold out your hand.

The cup is close by.

What are you doing?

It's a grenade.

It's going to explode.

No, it's a drill.

Zinkin's husband brought it from training camp.

Why?

To frighten someone or knock them on the head. It's always useful.

Polar.

If you don't marry us, you'll be a pig.

What?

Cover your dignity, you'll catch cold.

I'm sorry.

Where are you going?

To the hospital.

Don't worry about it. That fool's already been has already been carrying apples to another man's wife.

How's she doing?

What did they say?

They didn't say anything. After I'll go again.

They won't tell you anything.

Brothers.

Our watchman Pavlik works as a doctor in this hospital.

I'll ask him, he'll find out.

Go, go, Len, go with anyone, you can't go wrong.

It's Len, Len, Len.

It's okay, I'll fall in love, I'll get married too.

Isn't the one in jail the husband?

We're divorced.

It's a shame, so I drive.

Bito.

Hold on.

What are you chewing on?

What?

Well, I put the king down.

Well?

And you're hitting with a jack.

That's right.

Well, the king is older than the jack!

When was that, Zina?

It was in the kingdom of Berendei.

For a long time now, jacks have been beating kings.

Even the rules changed two years ago. Everyone knows.

You take it, take it.

Hold on.

Ivan Kuzmich, are you home?

What?

Which is older, the jack or the king?

At point jack two, king.....

No, the fool.

And the fool is clear, King.

Thank you, Ivan Kuzmich.

Well?

Do they hear you in there?

Approximately.

Whistleblower.

Here we go.

And they don't let ushers on airplanes. I asked.

It's still thirty-seven.

So lie down.

Hi.

Hi.

Was?

Was.

So what?

Pavlik figured it out. She needs surgery. We have to go to the States or Germany.

Travel, medical expenses, 20,000 bucks. twenty thousand bucks. That's it.

We don't?

They do.

Well, who wants to take the extra sin on their soul?

No one guarantees the result.

We need to involve relatives, acquaintances.

Sponsors. Or drive if you got something.

Zin.

This crazy guy of yours grabbed a grenade and ran off somewhere.

Oleg!

Oleg, wait!

Oleg!

Where are you going?

Why did you take this?

What are you gonna do, rob a bank?

You're gonna get shot.

Let them shoot you.

There's no money for the operation anyway. It's no use.

Let's go home.

I'll go to her husband.

Either he sells the apartment or or I'm gonna blow the whole damn thing up.

Oleg.

Oh, wait a minute.

He'll claim you're an extortionist. You'll go to jail.

There won't be any money anyway.

Let's go home, huh?

Oh, screw it.

I'll sell my kidney.

Get down.

Chagin, come out.

Get out.

Good for you.

Sent, Zosima Petrovich.

I shipped everything last week.

Honestly, I swear to God!

Why do you sound like like you've been castrated?

I'm worried.

Worried?

I'm worried.

Come in.

Why don't I know you?

Good girl.

You're right to worry. I'm not getting off you.

Sign, please.

Well, Chagin?

Are we gonna tear buttons or talk?

А?

Talking.

Take the shackles off this convict.

Yes.

You're costing us dearly, Chagin.

Material Damage.

Penalty.

Plus an unfavorable contract for fuel.

Expensive.

May I make a phone call?

Call.

You're lucky that this redhead is a relative of yours,

caught me in Moscow by chance.

Comrade Captain, I got the receipt.

Give me the chief.

Yes, sir.

You're being asked.

Uh, hello.

How's that?

Dismissed, Sergeant.

You got your employee?

Yes, thank you, Captain.

So what?

It's gonna be okay.

A word is a word.

Get everything that's written in the contract.

I hope so.

Goodbye.

Come in, Chagin.

Why didn't you tell me that you had such love?

Why blow up Moscow?

I told you.

Yes?

Uh, hello.

Give me Froomkin.

He stepped back.

Well, find it.

Zosima Petrovich.

I'm in trouble.

I know your troubles.

Don't worry, we operated on your sweetheart.

How?

In our own country.

Found a surgeon.

Young, talented. So. you see, we can do it whenever we want.

We all can.

Uh, hello.

Frumkin?

Zosima Petrovich.

Chagin, stop it!

My dear, Zosima Petrovich.

Did I cut it?

I'm not talking to you.

Look, give me a break.

Uh, hello.

Not you.

Send a car, I'm late for my plane.

Sit down, Chagin.

So here's what we're gonna do.

Judging by your character.... Not here, on the windowsill. You'll get fleas.

You're either gonna beat her back or you're gonna or you're gonna kill her.

Which is most likely.

Therefore.

I'm leaving you as my representative.

Here in Moscow.

Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary.

You're just gonna keep your pants on.

Thank you.

Instead of Timofeyevich.

Our aksakal has been asking for retirement for a long time.

Learn some manners, Chagin.

All right. Uh-huh.

Here you go.

That's your esprit de corps?

Uh-huh.

Why is it cold?

Well, so far.

Chagin, here's your first assignment. Next time I'll come to Moscow,

the coffee should be hot.

You got it?

Got it.

And get dressed up, because you're walking around like a beggar in Singapore.

Timofeyevich, give him something.

Advance-schwamans.

Chagin it is.

I'm the one not talking to you.

Some Valentine was looking for you.

I left my cell phone.

He asked me to call you urgently.

Uh, hello.

Olga Pavlovna, please.

I'm listening.

It's me, Zosya.

That's grandma. They even took out the bathtub.

They tricked me.

Promised to live sedentary lives, and yet.....

Come on, Val.

They were really going to live a settled life.

Just not on instinct.

Is that what you think or are you comforting?

Why comfort? I think.

It's a good thing the tiles didn't come off.

I was thinking the same thing.

I'm sorry. I feel really bad. I swore to you I had confidence in them.

Don't feel bad.

They must have seen horses on TV.

They've gotten so good at filming horses now.

Why did you take the bathtub away?

Bathing the horses?

All right, let's figure out how much this whole thing could cost.

I'll pay you back gradually.

Fuck, man.

Host.

Where are all the doors?

А?

I don't.

No doors, no bathtub, no toilet.

In front of you?

I lived somewhere else.

Ain't they bitches, huh?

Sookie.

I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.

What's to think about? Their whole family's like that.

Daddy, the bastard, that's where he started.

You've been in jail four times, you rat.

Well, that's a good thing. Now the divorce.

And goodbye, sweetheart.

Who are you talking about?

Wife, who.

Oh, that's okay.

As long as it's here. Then it'll be here too.

And you called the warden for nothing. You You saw nothing, heard nothing.

Do you understand me?

The municipal police doesn't charge victims.

Young man. Just a second!

Was it you who brought Klimova for Klimova?

Я.

Hi.

Hello. Well, where did you disappear to? They keep asking about you.

Are you here to see her?

Yes.

She's in post-op. Come on, I'll walk you out.

How's she doing?

All right. Uh-huh.

And Anatoly Vasilyevich is our hero now.

He was even invited to America.

This way.

Here we are.

Hello, Klimova.

Here you go.

Brought you your sponsor.

He's the one who bought you the medicine.

Is he?

And they say the world is without good people.

They have money, so they're kind.

Claudia, well.

Bro.

Well.

Thank you.

Anyway.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Feel better.

And you haven't even met them?

A little bit.

Where's Elena Klimova?

Elena who?

From the same ward, the sixteenth.

There is no Elena Klimova.

How not? Second bunk from the window.

Sviridova's in there now.

There was Elena, but Kolycheva.

She didn't change her name, asshole.

Is something wrong?

That's right.

Where's Elena Kolycheva?

Lenochka?

Yeah, she was discharged two weeks ago.

You'll find it at home.

Hi.

Hi.

Go, go, go.

That's where your Elena's waiting for you.

Come on, groom.

Ours got everyone together and cheered them up.

Starting next year, we work every other day.

That's it.

You?

I thought you flew away.

No, he didn't.

He went out for a smoke a month and a half ago.

You realize, Oleg.

Hello, Oleg.

Hello, Mashenka.

What's being celebrated?

If only someone understood something. It's a mess.

Gentlemen.

We're already seated. Please come to the table.

Let's at least put the flowers in water I'll put them in water. They're wilted.

Rosa! Send in another broom.

What's going on, Andriusha?

Oleg, I wouldn't have come. Masha brought me.

What's going on, explain.

Just don't freak out. Okay?

So Lenka fell in love with Anatoly.

They're having some kind of engagement party.

Anatoli who?

That surgeon.

Look, I don't know why I'm surprised.

She fell in love with you when you won first place you won first place in the Olympics.

Vadim when he became European a checkers champion.

This one's a shining light.

It's her nature. She likes the first ones. You know?

Chagin.

Round and round.

Sing a song.

Central.

Give me the clothespin.

Drill Pristchepkin on the line.

Chagin.

You're being arbitrary again, aren't you?

Why the hell are you messing with technology?

I followed the Canadian method I went, Zosim Petrovich.

It's much more efficient now. it should work.

This is where I'm estimating percentage-wise.

Enough with the amateur act!

Until I figure it out for myself.

Well, Zosima Petrovich!

That's it, Chagin, period.

All the rigs are like rigs. One Pryshchepkina's like a boil in my ass.

Stand down.

Uh, just a second.

Zosim Petrovich, this is Zina.

Zosim Petrovich, would you rename the tower, please.

Every time it's all over the tundra Pryshchepkina this, Pryshchepkina that.

It's a shame, isn't it?

No, Zinaida.

Whoever named it, let them rename it.