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SIX IS NOT A CROWD

You're going to choose the most powerful flowers you have.

You're going to start shredding them into small pieces.

Add the butter and melt it.

Add the flowers and let them mix perfectly.

Then you add chocolate.

Three or four eggs.

Mix them.

Add sugar.

And you add it to the mix.

You can add some nuts to give it some consistency.

Sift the flour and mix it.

Put it in the oven at 356 degrees F for 20 minutes.

And you're going to get some spectacular brownies.

WITH THE BREAD AND WITH THE CAKE

Well, let me think.

Why would Caro like a picture of Romina alone?

What do I know? She liked her boobs?

To me, it's a subliminal like.

It's directed at you.

So far, Carolina was fine with your being with other women.

I don't know. I guess so.

But there's nothing more intimidating than the past.

Congratulations, Damiรกn Cuenca.

She is jealous.

Should I tell Dami about the like?

Maybe Romina didn't even see it.

No, I think you should talk about something else.

I know she's with Romina.

If he's with her, it's because she told him he's with me too.

Don't think you're forcing it a bit.

No.

PARTY AT HOME ON FRIDAY COME WITH ROMINA AND THE GUYS

He's here.

So he told Romina about us.

And if she's here, it's because...

Welcome.

-Hi, Romi. -Hi.

Thank you.

-I'm so glad you came. -Thank you.

Pato, Romi. Romi, Pato.

-You know each other and we... -Yes.

-We brought... gin. -Yes.

Gin with flower infusions.

It's spectacular, 100 percent homemade.

-Thank you. -It's delicious.

It needs to be cooler, right?

-Yes. -Yes.

Do you have a fridge that isn't being open?

-To keep it cool. -Will you come with me?

Yes, yes.

Why did you throw a party?

Because we can.

-I'm glad you came. -Yes.

I really wanted to see you.

-Great. -Yes.

Stop, stop, stop.

-What? -It's not that I don't want it.

-Not here. -Why not?

Because I don't know... the place.

-Hi. -Did you tell Romina about us?

-I'll no longer be with Romi. -Why not?

Just because. I promise I won't.

-I don't want that. -You don't?

I don't want you to stop being with her.

You can be with whoever you want, but I'm not going to hide from anyone.

So if you tell her,

you can be with me too.

What do you say?

Look, she's just coming back.

They're coming back.

-Nice. Let's see. Excuse me. -It's delicious.

-I'll help you with that, yes? -Yes.

Excuse me.

Lots of vegan options,

but nothing for gluten intolerants, right?

It's good.

-Are you kidding me, Damiรกn? -What?

It has gluten, Damiรกn.

-Flour. -I have no idea how they made it.

It has an aftertaste.

-What? -A flavor that...

It's good, it's good.

Slowly, right?

Come with me.

Gonzalo? Gonzalo.

What is that doing there?

Doing its job, getting all the ashes.

I didn't have another.

No, no, no. That belongs to my family.

There's no need to show everything off.

Relax. We're having a good time here.

What do I care? My house, my things.

I can do whatever I want.

Can you give me that, please?

This. Give it, give it to me. You don't play with this.

-Will there be food? -Hi!

Guys.

-Welcome. -How are you?

-Come in. -Hi.

-Hi. -Vero.

How are you? Pleasure. Gonzalo.

Luke. How are you?

Peter. Rodri.

-How are you? -How are you?

Are you really sure?

-Yes. You? -Yes, yes, yes.

No one is forcing us.

No, but we have to try. It'll be good.

Well, come on. Let's open the relationship.

But just for today. Tonight.

Let me know if you get cold feet.

You shut up.

-Good perfume. -Yes.

-How's the leg? -No, good. Nine out of 10.

Be careful. Remember you're the different one.

-Is there anything to drink? -There's an open bar. I'll be waiting.

-Some fine girls. -What?

The night is young and I bring the experience.

Let's go.

What did I come here for?

This.

No, no, no. Sorry. Not here. Sorry.

Can you go downstairs, please?

Not trying to ruin it, but that won't do.

The park is big. Go further down.

Somebody open!

No, no.

I'm locked in!

Okay.

Someone will come and open the door for me.

-Are you drinking gin? -Yes.

No, but don't mix, otherwise, it won't sit well.

Is he telling her?

Right now, no. I don't think so.

She won't stop staring, man.

-What? -Carolina.

When we arrived, she greeted me all hands.

I'm telling you, if I let her, she'd grab my ass.

No, I'm going to talk, I'm going to talk to her.

She's coming.

-Don't do this, Romi. -What?

-Don't do it. -It breaks my heart, man, poor thing.

I don't want to misguide her.

-Caro isn't just any other girl. -What?

I don't get it, what are you saying?

-Here come the boys. -Hi!

How are you? Long time no see!

-Fine? Nice. -Very, very good.

Hello.

-Hello. -You came.

-Yes. -So nice!

-This is Pato. -Hello.

This is Vero, from work. I mentioned her.

Yes, but you didn't mention she was so pretty.

-Very good. -Very good. So long.

And Naty?

-She stayed with the demon. -She must be huge. Peachy.

You can't imagine.

Did Vero come?

She's looking for something.

A drink she likes.

You two have a connection.

You two are so...

She couldn't resist my charm.

Good, good. Yes.

I'm sorry.

I'm a little nervous.

She is harmless. She is down to Earth.

It's not about her.

I'll get some gin.

-Excuse me. Surely it's cold. -Okay.

-Excuse me. -Be right back.

What do you think? She'll swap you?

Yes, I think it's the drink. It's the spirit drink.

What's wrong with you? What's with the face.

-No, I... -A little bit.

-Are you drunk? -He's drunk.

A little bit.

Make a toast, make a toast.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry if I made you nervous.

No, I... I have to tell someone this.

I swear, I am...

I was in a relationship.

I have a husband.

Since a few months. I have a ring and everything.

And well...

We opened the relationship of many years just recently, and now ...

Caro told me I can be with her if I tell Romina.

So, didn't she get jealous?

Sorry. Carolina wants to be your unhidden lover?

-Yes. -It's a contradiction.

She wouldn't be a lover.

She would be like Dami's other girlfriend.

In the end this is such a mess.

Listen. Does Romina want to be one of the two?

Tito, I don't know if I want to be with two girlfriends.

-You don't want to have two girlfriends? -It's hard enough to make one happy.

Wait, wait. Carolina needs you to have another girlfriend, you idiot.

-Don't you understand polyamory? -I don't think it works that way, Tito.

I wouldn't even know how to propose that to Romina.

You'd rather be without Carolina?

-No. -Right, poor thing.

How terrible. If you tell Romina and she accepts,

you'll have two girlfriends. You're crazy.

Hi. How are you?

-Do I know you from somewhere? -Yes, maybe.

-Now that you mention it. -Yes?

Excuse me.

I'm very hungry.

I'll go get some sausages.

-Okay, bring some. -Can you search for Vero?

What do you say? Should I tell Romina or not?

You're asking me? I'm embarrassed, I don't understand anything.

-What's wrong? -Nothing.

Vero and I...

We opened the relationship. Just for today.

It's like I'm one of you, get it?

Like one more. I mean...

Good. You're experimenting.

-You've always been monogamous? -All my life.

From school.

I've only thought about monogamous relationships.

Get it? I didn't think.

And now that you're trying, what are you aiming for?

Men? Women?

Right, I could go and try a lesbian relationship.

It's the best day of our lives, brother.

What are you celebrating, man?

It's good news.

Your open relationship, his two girlfriends.

But I...

Well, you will. Let's look for girls.

How do you pick girls up? What do you do? What?

Well, it's a look...

a caress...

-body language. -Of course, language.

You can pick up easily with an accent.

Well, something, man.

-Yes. -Of course, something, man.

Son of a bitch.

Do the tips you gave me work in the world of boys?

-Yes. -Yes?

Yes, yes. For example...

You could get that guy who's been looking at you all night.

Okay, well.

What the hell, I'll do it.

What's up, man?

The fuck? What a nice jacket.

You see? Look.

Sorry, my friend. It's my fault.

I put the ideas in both your heads.

Forget it, man, it's our issue.

If she were satisfied with the relationship,

she wouldn't have to go out looking for a clit sucker.

It's hard to compete against artificial intelligence.

-It's very difficult. -Yeah.

I'll become the best clit sucker on the planet.

Listen.

My lips went numb.

Look, for sucking clits.

That's good.

Do you want a little bit?

They hit hard.

Okay.

Yes, me too. I think the same.

You're so right.

"New year '71."

Do you like movies?

Carolina, can we talk?

Yes. Yes, of course. Yes, tell me.

I understand and I accept all the effort you make

to be able to make your wishes come true.

I know everything, Carolina.

Look, don't you like her?

-Which one? -Over there.

No, leave her alone.

Look here. Excuse me. Hello.

-Leave her alone. -What's your name?

-Bรกrbara. -Bรกrbara, this is my friend Lucas.

-You alright? -Yes.

Come on, sit.

Dami.

I think Romina and Carolina are becoming friends.

Dami told you?

Well, it was obvious.

I realized it on my own,

but Damiรกn couldn't deny it.

Wait, wait.

It's all right.

Hungry.

-Are you with friends? -Yes, there are three of us.

Three. Look, three friends.

Great, I love it.

Well, Lucas is a little shy.

It's something that happens to me all the time.

It happens to me and I'm used to it.

If you have any questions, I can send you material for you to read.

Or some podcast for you to listen to.

Are they talking about us?

Not us. About us. About Caro and me.

We can have a coffee too? Maybe if I explain...

I have no doubts. I have no doubts.

-It's not what I have doubts about. -No.

You are a beautiful woman.

You have divine eyes.

That fleshy mouth. That little nose.

Porcelain skin.

You are wonderful, but...

But I don't like women that way, you get it?

I'm not a lesbian.

I'm not into the double scissor thing, get it?

No, but don't worry, nothing has to happen between us.

-No? Okay. -No, no, no.

The important thing is that everything is clear.

-Yes. -Between all of us.

-If we get along, much better. -Yes.

-But it's not necessary to... -Okay.

Goddamn it.

Romina was right.

Caro wants to do her.

Caro wants to do Romina.

Romina and Caro wanna have sex.

Sure?

That's that, then.

Yes, what do I know? Yes.

Well.

Sorry. I got you stained, sorry.

Look how Romi accepts it.

Look at them.

How did I not see that?

Caro told me I could be with both of them.

They both want to do me.

They want to blow me.

They want to blow me.

Easy on that, it'll hit you hard.

Chocolate calms me down.

Sure, but they are the crazy ones, did you know?

They have weed.

What am I supposed to do?

What am I supposed to say?

Do you want them to blow you or not?

No.

-No? -Or yes.

I don't know.

One thing is a blowjob with Caro and Pato

it's quite another with...

with Caro and Romi.

You can't make decisions while on drugs.

Let's sit for a while until you're better.

Come, come, I have a plan. Come, come.

I just want to thank you

for the beautiful, beautiful year we spent together

and for being able to celebrate with the people we choose.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Cheers, cheers!

You like to humiliate us. You love to humiliate us.

So beautiful.

Give me the camera.

You love taking the lead. Shit!

To think that some of these stars are actually satellites.

What?

I think I can see the Space Station over there.

Do you think one of those stars is Laika?

It could be. Yes.

Shine on, little dog, shine on.

Maybe she went into a black hole.

Laika travels through time and revives.

No, no, no.

I don't want to get the past and the present together.

I want to eat some chips.

Time is relative in the future.

Laika?

I don't want to.

I don't want to be with the two of them.

But how do I tell them?

I don't know if I'm ready to explore this space.

Laika?

Rodri?

Rodri?

-What's your sign? -I'm Asshole sun,

Imbecile rising and, apparently, Cheated On moon.

Because I want to be street-wise, I want to be the modern one.

And I'm not that, I'm this.

I'm this jacket, this is me.

You think, "Are you going fishing on Sunday at the Chascomรบs lagoon?"

No! I'm going to a party at the polyamorous house.

Of course she's going with someone. What is she doing?

I lost her. I really lost her now.

No... Lucas?

And you? What's your sign?

Me?

-I'm a Leo, why? -You seem like one.

Yes.

Rodri?

Rodri?

Rodrigo?

I already talked to Romina. I don't want to get excited,

but I can think of a lot of nice things we can do together.

Thank you for bringing her.

The band's starting. It's starting, come on.

Coming, coming, coming.

There's something I want to tell you

But I can't do it

Dami came clean.

She told Romi he was with me too.

Cool guy.

But there's something about the way she looks

That tells me everything without talking

There's something I want to tell you

But I can't do it

Vero, what are you doing?

-What Vero, asshole? -Sorry, sorry. No, no, go on, go on.

There's something I want to tell you

But I can't do it

I know it can be fear

Of being told no

What are you doing, Dami?

What are you doing?

Stop being weird.

That's why we're like this, you know?

All this polyamory shit and all.

Enough, man. Who do we want to fool?

Who do we want to fool?

Don't do anything you don't want to.

Dami, you were here.

Let's dance? Come on, come on.

What's going on?

-Well, listen to me. -What about Lucas?

I wanted to let you know... Are you listening, honey?

I talked to Caro.

And we already agreed.

So we can have fun.

Although if you don't integrate the energy during your 20s,

it gets a little complicated.

Of course.

Sorry, what?

You alright?

I feel like I should confess something, man.

I'm sorry, but...

No way. I'm not Mexican. I'm Argentinian.

Very Argentinian. From Burzaco.

I don't have any connection with Mexico.

-Nothing. -I'd already realized.

But you were into it, so I said, "Okay, let's do it."

-I thought it was fun. -It was good, it was good.

-Yes? -Yes, really fun.

Good. That.

Shall we continue or...?

No! Vero!

-What's up, man? -Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Hi. Lucas. Keep going, keep going.

Keep going, keep going.

I don't know your name.

-Pedro. -Keep going, Pedro. Keep going.

Vero!

Where were you, love?

-Hi. -Hi.

Where were you?

Love, I was thinking.

This has being going in my head.

Who do we want to fool? I'm not modern.

I don't want us to have an open relationship

-I don't want to. -Me neither.

What a relief.

No, because...

I accidentally opened your drawer

and I saw that you had the...

your sex toy.

The suction toy?

-The Zumber? -Yes.

Anyway, I can't do it.

I don't know how to compete with that.

And that's why you think you're not enough for me?

-No. -I don't know, I can't do that.

No, no.

No.

Don't be silly.

But whatever you want, I'm here.

No, I'm here so that...

-we can have a little more fun. -Right. Is that so difficult?

-That's what I want. -What do you want to do?

What's fun for you?

I had a lot of fun today, pretending to be someone else.

I like that. Role play, is that it?

For example, I'd like if suddenly we could

get into some place in this huge house and have sex.

I would like that.

In a bathroom, somewhere we could hide.

-Yes. Finish with me. -Yes!

Are you Natalia's husband?

What?

Are you Natalia's husband?

Yes, you are Natalia's husband.

Now I want to invite our star singer,

Trinidad Conesa Larrande, please,

come over to the stage, please.

Come on to the stage.

-Come on, Trini! -Go Trini!

-Is she coming? -Talk to her.

Call her, call her.

I'll call her.

She's not picking up.

Well, she must be cleaning.

That's it.

Let's split up and look for her.

Yes, yes, just like that. Rising.

-I'll bring you another drink, okay? -Okay.

Okay? Be right back.

Hello. Have you seen Trini?

No? Have you seen...?

Bye, darling.

I want to take my heart

So I can set aside

Everything that hurts me

Damiรกn.

Damiรกn, what's wrong with you?

I don't want to have fun like this.

Like what?

I don't want to have a threesome with you and Carolina.

I don't understand why we should do a threesome, you, me...

Damiรกn?

You and Carolina?

Yes.

-Yes what, asshole? -We did a threesome.

-What? -Yes, they touched me.

No, no.

I always knew you weren't perfect.

Well, this, but...

I never imagined you to be such shit!

I'm not shit.

You asked me to talk to her, exposing me like this.

I didn't tell you to talk to her.

You did this to get revenge.

-Damiรกn. -What?

Don't lie to me anymore, man.

I didn't lie.

I can't feel my arm.

Romi, I can't feel my arm, I'm dying.

Damiรกn!

Damiรกn!

Trinity.

We're looking for you, please.

I left five messages, we're very worried.

Pick up.

I'm begging you.

What's up?

We add you to the group and you mess with a colleague's partner?

Ok, you can say that you arrived first, whatever you want, but...

Besides, right in front of Damiรกn. Don't you have a code?

Carolina eats what she wants, I eat what I want.

Take care of your food. You seem hungry.

I'm not hungry, asshole, I'm eating a...

Bรกrbara. She's great, too.

Do you need an opener?

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Don't you believe me?

Look, she gave me her number.

Look, do you want to see a picture?

You don't have to pretend with me.

You know?

What are you doing, asshole?

Damiรกn.

-Man. -It's hot.

-What? -It's hot.

Why don't you take the jacket off?

I don't want to travel to the past...

Man, what did you drink?

What did you drink, Damiรกn? Did you get your drink spiked?

-I don't know, yes. -Did they spike it?

I don't know what that is.

Sorry, man, I destroyed you, I'm sorry.

-Yes. -What?

I'm not angry.

-You're not angry? -No.

-Okay. -I didn't bring you for that.

What did you bring me for, asshole?

What? I don't know.

Damiรกn?

Are you polyamorous?

Are you polyamorous, asshole?

Are you polyamorous?

-No, I can't be polyamorous. -No?

I don't understand you, asshole. What? Yes or no?

-No. -No, okay.

No, I can't be.

Sorry, sorry, man.

I'm confused, I don't know.

That's it, let's leave the party, okay?

You look like shit. Come on.

-Come on, get up. -I can't feel my arms.

-What do you mean? -I can't feel them.

Well, get up, Damiรกn, you'll feel them soon.

-Should I get the car? -Yes.

Stay here.

Have you seen Trini?

Caro, Caro, Caro.

Up here.

-What are you doing there? -Hand me my phone, will you?

-You'll fall. -No, no, I'm fine.

Give me the phone, I can't...

-Trini, no. -No, it's okay, it's okay.

The phone, girl, come on.

-Faster, faster. -Yes.

Don't talk to me.

Trini, you'll fall, be careful.

Trini, no.

Trini.

What are you doing there?

-Wait, wait, wait. -What?

To be continued, to be continued.

Okay.

I was happy, get it? I was happy.

Are you not happy now?

No, not me, stupid, Nilda.

What happened?

Trini!

Come here, come here.

-What is this? -Come on, Trini, let go.

No, no, no, I won't let go.

Let go, we'll catch you. This is your support network.

-You're such a fairy if you want. -Guys, can you concentrate?

Tito, sausages?

No, I don't like sausages.

-Let go, baby. -There it is, there it is, let go.

No, no, no, call the firemen.

What firemen? Come on, come on.

At the count of one, two, three.

Come on.

Carolina.

Can you hold here?

I know I wasn't good at all

I know I was bad too

Laika still won't let me lie

I want to chase you like a dog, Carolina

I know I wasn't good at all.

But I've been thinking about the future.

And...

about the satellites, the stars.

You are brilliant.

I would like things to be different.

And if I could travel among dimensions,

I would explore the atmosphere.

-Are you okay? -I'm out of your league.

What are you talking about?

What happened to Rodri?

Here.

I see you now.

In another parallel...

dimension, we would shine together, but...

not in this one.

I hate it.

I hate it not being with you.

I hate it not being with you.

Sorry.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

I'm perfect.

No. Why did you use this table cloth?

No. Who was it?

Wasn't me.

I know I wasn't good at all

I know I was bad too

Laika still won't let me lie

I want to chase you like a dog, Carolina

I know I wasn't good at all

I know I was bad too

NEXT ON "SIX IS NOT A CROWD"

No, no. Don't answer, don't.

-DAMIร�N PLEASE IT'S URGENT -Dude, what's up?

-Are you okay? -No, I'm not okay.

Romina is celebrating our tenth anniversary.

-No, no, no, stop, what is this? -Yes, no, no.

-It was your fault. You drugged me. -What?

I didn't want to leave the party with Romina.

But you gave me those brownies.

I don't know what they had, but they had something.

It's impossible to open a monogamous minds.

Because they think in plural, you know?

Monogamous people don't choose, you know?

They think they're choosing, but they're not.

They're following an order.

That's crazy, right? Because you're so... openminded.

With Dami it's hard for me to understand

that he wants something different.

It's hard for me because it makes me angry.

And it makes me angry because it hurts.

Now, precisely, I'm not with her. Why? Because I'm an asshole.

I had the opportunity and I lost her, as I told you at the beginning.

In another dimension, another star

In this trip, in this space I follow you

I'm your dog, Carolina

I know I wasn't good at all

Laika still won't let me lie

I want to chase you like a dog, Carolina

I know I wasn't good at all

I know I was bad too

Laika still won't let me lie

I want to chase you like a dog, Carolina

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING OF THIS SHOW