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- ASTRID: Previously on
Astrid and Lilly Save the World [Screa
m]
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- Welcome to detention,
delinquents.
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- Maybe we can sneak into
the stacks when we get back.
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- That feels a little public.
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- ASTRID: I don't care
that you have other friends,
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- it's just Candace?
- You don't know her.
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- I never thought you were
a cheater and a liar.
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- I don't have to
tell you everything.
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- You don't tell me anything.
Screw this.
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- Lilly and I
are kind of monster hunters.
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- Candace and Lilly
are frickin' dating.
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- So, this was some
big joke to you?
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- The Guardian is real
and he's here, in town.
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- Cool.
- Whatever.
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[Indistinct conversations]
[School bell]
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♪♪ MALE SINGER:
Just another grey Monday ♪♪
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♪♪ Like every one
that came before ♪♪
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♪♪ Maybe today
will be different ♪♪
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♪♪ So I drink a little more ♪♪
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[Sigh]
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- Lilly!
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- No, damn it.
Astrid, wait!
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- Lilly, I, um...
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[Sigh]
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Can we talk somewhere else?
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- Whoa, so creepy.
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Okay, what do you want?
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- What are you doing?
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- I... I thought we'd kiss
and make up?
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And then...
make out?
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It always worked on Tate...
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- Seriously?
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You think
that's why I liked you?
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[Tender music]
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- Liked?
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Like...
Like past tense?
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- Not exactly.
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- Well, I don't know what to do!
You won't answer my texts.
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- We
ll, maybe that should
have been a hint!
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When I thought you just
weren't ready to tell people
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that you liked girls,
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it was fine.
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Okay, your mom's crazy,
kids are assholes,
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I get it.
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But just not wanting
to tell people you like me?
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Hard pass.
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- I'm just not big on PDA.
- Oh, but it was okay
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when you were with Tate?
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- That was different!
I didn't like acting like that,
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people just expected it.
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- Well, I expected
the person that I liked
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to actually act
like
they liked me back!
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But I guess that was just
too much to ask.
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I'm not always my biggest fan,
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but even I know
I deserve better than that.
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- Lilly, wait...
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- Um, hello...
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We need Juliet in rehearsal.
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And don't forget the boomerang!
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- Duty calls.
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At least it's nice
to worry about
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normal high school crap
for once.
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[Creepy music]
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[New Wave music]
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♪♪ MALE SINGER:
Hold my hand while ♪♪
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♪♪ I perform for you ♪♪
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- Damn it.
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[Sighs]
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♪♪ A comedy I call ♪♪
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♪♪ Living as we do ♪♪
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[Edgy music]
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- Um, bye.
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Yes?
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Look, I'm still
mad pissed at you.
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Candace is a biznatch who
makes our lives hell for sport.
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Plus her mom and her minions
are clearly
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plotting some evil shit
with that Guardian dude.
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So, unless you're here
to apologize
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for making out with the enemy,
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I am not here for it.
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Why are you looking at me weird?
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Are you sorry or not?
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- Yes.
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- Really?
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You're really sorry
for swapping spit
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with the biggest bitch
in Coppers Cove,
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for buddying up with
the chodebag whose minions
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literally kidnapped me,
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and for almost blowing
our entire
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monster-hunting operation?
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- Yes.
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Really sorry.
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[Thud]
- Ah! Hey!
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- Watch it, loser.
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- Ah, go to hell, Jordan.
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- Hey!
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Go to hell, Jordan!
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- Oh, thank God.
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I missed you, partner!
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- Missed you, partner.
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- Oh, tell me about it!
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And, hey,
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you know this has nothing to do
with you liking girls, right?
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Just sucked seeing you
with that harpy.
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- I know.
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- Okay, good.
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Don't worry, Lilly,
we'll find you a girlfriend
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that is the whole package:
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smart, funny,
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and with basic human decency.
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Oh!
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And we can double date!
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Woo-yeah!
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Uh, speaking of...
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Um, I haven't heard
from Sparrow since detention.
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I'm getting kinda worried.
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Do you think I messed things up?
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- BOTH:
Yes.
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- Oh, I am so glad we are
on the same page today.
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- Hm.
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[Buttons clicking]
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- Attention!
Attention!
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I have made
an important creative decision.
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The ending of
Romeo & Juliet Down Unda?
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Too depressing.
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So,
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I rewrote it.
They're not gonna die.
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They're gonna have
a big fat Australian wedding
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and live happily ever after.
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And you all need to learn
the new scene by tonight.
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You can learn it
on your own, right?
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- Highly unlikely.
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The average human being
memorizes words at a rate of...
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five w ords per minute.
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[Phone buzzes]
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- Oh, well...
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As the volunteer
understudy for Juliet
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and recent graduate
of Thespis Nequissimus Academy
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for the Performing Arts,
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I would be happy
to fill in for Candace.
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I hath forgot
why I did call thee back.
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- And let me stand here
'til thoust remember it...
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And still I'll stay,
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and wait to have thee
still forget,
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forgetting any home
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but this.
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- Wow.
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- Mom, I'm at school.
What's up?
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- Sweetie, we need to talk.
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You have been acting
very distant lately.
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Getting detention,
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missing youth group.
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[Sigh]
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And I know why.
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[Tense score]
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- You do?
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- It's because
I slept with Tate's Dad.
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- What?!
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- Don't worry, honey, okay!
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It was a one-time thing,
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it is over,
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we are not gonna force you
to become stepsiblings...
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- Gr oss.
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Uh, but that's not the problem.
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Tate and I broke up a while ago.
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- Oh, that's what's
been bothering you?
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Oh, we can fix that.
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I can totally
talk to Tate's Dad again.
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- No! No, um...
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That's not what's bugging me.
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I just...
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You know, it's fine,
I just have some...
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stuff going on.
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- Well, honey, we can talk
about all of that tonight
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at youth group.
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- Mom, it's...
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It's opening night for the play.
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Are you not coming?
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- Candace, I never
wanted you involved
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in that tasteless play
to begin with.
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- Mom, it's Shakespeare!
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Sort of.
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You know what,
just forget it, okay?
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[ Hangup beep]
[Sighs]
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[Edgy music]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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- GUARDIAN:
Well,
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have you shed
your earthly regrets?
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You must be unburdened
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when you take over
your own dimension.
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- Almost,
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partner.
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Just one more call?
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- Excellent.
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- For tonight's ceremony,
O Great One.
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- No, no.
These won't do at all.
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Bring me something
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with more...
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life.
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[Cell phone buttons clicking]
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- Hello, Helen?
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Uh...
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It is time I told you
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what really happened
to my husband.
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[School bell]
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[Knocking]
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- Astrid?
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Oh, thank God, I missed you so...
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[Tense music]
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[Sigh]
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Hey, where's my phone?
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Fuuu...
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Who are you? - Who are you?
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- I'm Lilly.
- I'm Lilly.
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- Hey, stop repeating
everything I'm saying!
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- Stop repeating
everything I'm saying.
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- Shut up!
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Oh, this is bad.
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No, this is insane.
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But it's also really bad.
I gotta go get Astrid...
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- Gotta go get Astrid.
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- Hey, you don't
get to say that!
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She's my b estie!
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Even though we're not talking
right now, she's still my b...
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Seriously?!
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- Is someone talking to me?
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- Oh, for the love of...
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Crap...
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- Brutus? Brutus!
- Oh, hey, Lilly!
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What brings you back here
so soon?
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- Oh, shit, did that thing
beat me here already?
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How is that even possible?
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- What thing?
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You were just here, remember?
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I was telling you
about the new monster
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that came through the portal,
and then Astrid called it
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a-a doppelgoober and I was like,
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oh, my God,
that's such a crazy word!
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- No, no, Brutus,
that was the monster!
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I'm the real Lilly.
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- Oh...
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Well, that's no good.
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- I can't believe Astrid didn't
realize it wasn't really me...
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Hey, aren't you going to check
if I'm the real Lilly?
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- Uh, yeah.
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Um?
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How do I know
you're the real Lilly?
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- Your new favorite store
at the mall is Katy's Boutique,
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but you chickened out of
getting your ears pierced
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because you said it looked like
it'd make you say "owie."
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- Oh, hey, real Lilly!
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- But, no, the monster, Brutus!
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- Huh? Oh, right, yes,
uh, the monster.
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Because you weren't here
earlier. I mean, you were,
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but you were just...
You were just... you weren't
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you, so, um...
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Oh!
Here it is.
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The Castorlux...
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is a parasite monster
that appears as a
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blank body.
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Once it touches you,
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it takes your voice
and your appearance
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and then it buddies up
with your fam and friends
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so they don't miss you
265
00:11:09,204 --> 00:11:10,340
when it eats you!
266
00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:13,379
- What about our powers?
How come my leg didn't go off,
267
00:11:13,412 --> 00:11:15,116
or-or Astrid's super nose?
268
00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:16,753
- That's a great question.
269
00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:18,891
See, the Castorlux
is a master of disguises.
270
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:22,464
It can sneak past even
inter-dimensional superpowers.
271
00:11:22,497 --> 00:11:24,201
It's pretty amazing.
272
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:25,914
- What's the point of
even having these powers
273
00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:28,409
if they only work
on some of the monsters?
274
00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:30,179
- Uh, well, it doesn't say.
275
00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:32,484
But it does say that you need
its doppelkopfel...
276
00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:34,187
its head, for the Orb.
277
00:11:34,822 --> 00:11:37,795
Which is also one of the last
monster parts we need.
278
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:39,298
[Sucks teeth]
279
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,907
- So, my crush broke my heart,
my best friend hates me,
280
00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:46,880
and now there's a monster
who looks exactly like me
281
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,449
running around
trying to kill me?
282
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,153
Awesome.
283
00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:52,825
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
284
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,328
whoa, whoa.
285
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,334
Your crush broke your heart?
286
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,937
Yo, fill a Bro-tus in.
287
00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:00,440
[Sighs]
- No time.
288
00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:02,177
We gotta find this thing.
289
00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:03,780
- Right.
290
00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:06,786
Well, I do wanna circle back
to this whole crush thing.
291
00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:09,491
You know what?
How about, uh...
292
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:11,228
[Clears throat]
293
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:12,798
How about I go with you?
294
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,535
- Oh. Oh!
You?
295
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:16,338
- Yeah.
- In the field?
296
00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:19,311
Aren't you more like a
"booksmart" monster guide.
297
00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:20,915
- Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
298
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,185
But, uh, how about we, uh...
299
00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:25,189
spice things up?
300
00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:26,793
- Huh?
- Mm.
301
00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:30,400
I mean, Giles
would go with Buffy
302
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,337
in the field
all the time, right?
303
00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,542
- I mean, I-I...
304
00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:36,211
I could use the help...
305
00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:41,221
And, I mean,
you do seem pretty pumped.
306
00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:42,825
Mmm...
307
00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:44,361
Okay, okay, let's go, let's go.
308
00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:46,498
- Aw, yes, that's what
I'm talking about!
309
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,804
Let's do a whack job
on fake Lilly!
310
00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:50,373
Hard!
311
00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:51,843
Oh, no!
312
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,245
- God, what is it?
313
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,283
- I gave one of the
friendship necklaces I made
314
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,820
to fake Lilly!
315
00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,523
- Okay, Brutus...
316
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:02,565
um, maybe a little less concern
about the friendship necklace,
317
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,368
and a little more concern
about the fact
318
00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:05,480
that it's trying to
chop my head off?
319
00:13:05,504 --> 00:13:08,543
- Oh, no, no, no, it's not
going to chop your head off.
320
00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:10,246
Well, Astrid might.
321
00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:13,854
No, it wants to absorb you
into its body
322
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:17,561
so that it can replace you
in this universe
323
00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:19,264
uh, forever.
324
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:20,868
- If that helps.
- It does not.
325
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,970
- Okay.
326
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:23,507
- No-no-no, no!
327
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,410
The koala is the ringbearer,
328
00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:27,247
the kangaroo is the officiant!
329
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,517
Obviously!
330
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,888
What is so hard
to understand here?
331
00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:32,390
- Everything.
332
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:33,960
Literally...
333
00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:35,898
everything.
334
00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:39,338
Kangaroos cannot
officiate weddings,
335
00:13:39,371 --> 00:13:43,045
Romeo can't survive drinking
pure funnel-web spider venom,
336
00:13:43,079 --> 00:13:45,884
and Black swans
are only indigenous
337
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:48,289
to the most specific regions
338
00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:50,059
of Australia.
339
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:52,330
Ca-Candace, are you even
paying attention to this?
340
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,602
- Yeah, yeah, let's...
341
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:56,038
I'm fine.
342
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,173
- She seems underprepared.
343
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:59,912
You know, I am more than happy
to fill in for Candace.
344
00:13:59,946 --> 00:14:01,448
- No, I'm fine.
345
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:03,119
Let's do the scene.
346
00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:06,291
- I don't think Shakespeare
would appreciate
347
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:07,895
what you're all
putting me through.
348
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,299
I need a latte.
349
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,603
Everybody, take ten!
350
00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:13,305
- Okay, that's ten minutes.
351
00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,043
- Ah, Candace!
352
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:16,478
Where are you going?
353
00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:18,049
We can rehearse
without Michelle!
354
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:22,457
- Put me in maestro because
I am totally off book!
355
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,329
- Oh, I appreciate
your professionalism
356
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:26,633
and dedication.
357
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,469
- Thank you.
[Laughs]
358
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:30,039
I uh...
359
00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:32,077
I really like
rehearsing with you.
360
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,880
You're a really
good actor, so...
361
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:36,920
- Thanks.
You're, um...
362
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,924
Uh, crocodile movements are
363
00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:40,961
extremely authentic.
364
00:14:41,529 --> 00:14:43,065
[Laughs]
365
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,470
- Thanks.
[Giggles]
366
00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:48,577
So, where were we?
367
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,081
I think it was
the kissing scene.
368
00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:53,687
[Sigh]
369
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,389
- Hello.
370
00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,960
[Edgy music]
371
00:14:58,395 --> 00:14:59,932
- Lilly...
372
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:04,341
You were right,
I screwed up, okay?
373
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:06,946
You know it's just, it's so hard
being popular, you know?
374
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,693
Everyone just expects you
to act a certain way, and...
375
00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:10,353
[Sighs]
376
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,390
Plus, my mom
would never understand...
377
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:15,564
- People expect you
to act a certain way.
378
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:19,137
- Obviously we have a lot more
we need to talk about, but um...
379
00:15:19,171 --> 00:15:21,609
- MICHELLE: Who took
the shrimp off the barbie?!
380
00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:24,649
- I have to deal with that
all day.
381
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:27,521
Michelle decided to, um,
change the ending of the play.
382
00:15:28,422 --> 00:15:29,692
On opening night.
[Sighs]
383
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:31,629
Classic.
384
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,635
Could-could we talk
later though?
385
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,973
- Yes.
Talk later.
386
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,645
- Great. Um,
387
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,148
'til then, uh...
388
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,987
Could you come to the play
tonight?
389
00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:45,991
- Yes.
390
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,697
- Thank you.
391
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,667
You're amazing, Lil.
For real.
392
00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,484
- Is there something up
with Lilly?
393
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:01,054
- No, why?
394
00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:02,457
- Because the average
human being
395
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,027
blinks once every four seconds.
396
00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:06,031
She was blinking once every 12.
397
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,039
- You really are a details
kinda guy, aren't you, Eggs?
398
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,143
- I was named after
Egon Spengler,
399
00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,680
PhD.
400
00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:16,586
- MICHELLE: Why aren't
Romeo and Juliet down under?!
401
00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:18,155
[Candace sighs]
402
00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:19,692
- After you.
- Hm.
403
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:29,077
- Brutus really came through
on this one.
404
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,581
Total badass.
405
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:34,722
Sparrow?
406
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:38,095
Hey, Sparrow, what the hell?
407
00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,741
How come you haven't been
answering my texts?
408
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,301
I know you're mad but...
409
00:16:43,072 --> 00:16:44,575
- Yes?
410
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,478
- What...
What is this?
411
00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:48,048
This isn't you.
412
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,286
- Of course, this is me.
413
00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:52,190
This is who I am.
414
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,729
I have to go now.
415
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:56,298
[Tense music]
416
00:17:10,358 --> 00:17:12,063
- Oh, my God,
Lilly!
Lilly!
417
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:13,833
Are you staring at a wall?
418
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,503
Whatever.
419
00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:17,440
Sparrow is the Castorlux!
420
00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:18,777
- Sparrow?
421
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:21,381
- I know it sounds crazy,
but it's true!
422
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,587
That's why
he's been acting so off.
423
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,455
It's not really him!
424
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:28,295
Okay,
425
00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:31,301
we need to find him before he
hurts the real Sparrow.
426
00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:33,138
Any idea where he may have gone?
427
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,508
- Yes.
428
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,311
- Oh, God, thank God, Lilly.
429
00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:40,052
Honestly, I have no idea
what I'd do without you.
430
00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:43,593
- Step one...
431
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,429
We need a decapitation weapon.
432
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:47,233
I gave my only one
to Astrid and fake Lilly
433
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,538
- but I am resourceful.
- Hm.
434
00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,275
- Grease its neck hinges,
435
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,178
scare it 'til its head pops off.
436
00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:54,447
- Negative.
437
00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:56,418
- Clip it like a toenail?
438
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,289
- Oh, never again.
[Gags]
439
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,393
- "2008 Mathlete
Semi-Finals?"
440
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:02,297
Might not be sharp enough.
441
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,301
- No, no, no, don't touch that!
442
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,637
- How about this?
443
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,344
- Where did you even get that?
444
00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:12,150
Never mind,
that should do the trick.
445
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:14,087
- Step two: take down
the monster.
446
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,592
We're looking for a badass
monster hunter who's 5-4
447
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:19,364
and did not deserve
to get her heart broken.
448
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,603
- Thanks.
Appreciate that.
449
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:23,573
- Listen, I don't like the idea
of Astrid
450
00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,409
walking around
with that monster either.
451
00:18:25,443 --> 00:18:27,323
So, I'll tell you what:
I'll go back to the warehouse,
452
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:28,626
see if I can find them
and warn Astrid
453
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,887
- about fake Lilly.
- Mm-hm.
454
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:33,258
- If you find them,
then you can just show her.
455
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,396
I know Astrid will know
which one is real right away!
456
00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:36,599
- Like you did...
457
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,369
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, listen:
458
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,406
Be careful.
459
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:42,110
Good luck.
460
00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:44,447
We're so close
to filling the Orb.
461
00:18:44,481 --> 00:18:46,151
[Tender music]
462
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,357
[Sighs]
463
00:18:49,391 --> 00:18:50,894
- You got this...
464
00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,430
You got this.
465
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,438
- Ah!
What the shit?!
466
00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:57,641
- Oh, it's just you, Tate.
467
00:18:57,675 --> 00:18:59,612
- I was actually
looking for you.
468
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:01,415
That's not for me, is it?
469
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,319
- What?
Oh, this?
470
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,689
No, no.
471
00:19:04,722 --> 00:19:06,592
Wait, why were you
looking for me?
472
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:08,329
Oh, did I do something weird?
473
00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:11,201
Or did someone who really looks
like me do something weird?
474
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,907
- What? No.
It was about what I did.
475
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,510
- Oh.
- In detention.
476
00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:17,246
It was not cool.
477
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,518
In fact it was pretty shitty.
478
00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:21,254
- Yeah, it was.
479
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,591
- Look, Candace...
480
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,229
she hurt me.
481
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,435
And I guess I just
wanted to hurt her back.
482
00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:31,341
But I should not
have done it, and
483
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,513
I shouldn't have
pulled you into it, either.
484
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,216
- No, you shouldn't have.
485
00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,721
- Any way
I can make it up to you?
486
00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,196
- Actually...
[Knife scrapes]
487
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,566
Yes.
488
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,302
[Dramatic music]
489
00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:50,279
- Hello?
490
00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:52,183
Sparrow?
491
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,557
Lilly, are you sure
you saw him come in here?
492
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,260
- Yes.
493
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,270
[Gasps]
494
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:06,579
- Uh, stupid play crap.
495
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,687
[Sigh]
496
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:12,658
Well, it looks like
he's gone now.
497
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,481
Hey, Lils,
498
00:20:25,483 --> 00:20:27,621
I know I've been
kinda distracted with Sparrow,
499
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:30,737
but don't think
I haven't noticed
500
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,631
how off you've been today.
501
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,637
Candace really hurt you, huh?
502
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,373
- Yes.
503
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,210
Really hurt me.
504
00:20:39,444 --> 00:20:40,747
- Oh, I'm sorry, Lils.
505
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:45,524
We'll get you feeling
like yourself again soon.
506
00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:48,362
You deserve so much better
than Candace.
507
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,536
- So much better.
508
00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:57,614
- Where'd this stupid thing
come from?
509
00:21:00,787 --> 00:21:02,558
Hey, here's an idea:
510
00:21:02,591 --> 00:21:04,762
why don't we split up for a bit?
511
00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:06,599
Cover some more ground.
512
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,370
- Yes, cover more ground.
513
00:21:09,638 --> 00:21:11,374
Good idea.
514
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:13,445
- Man, we are in sync today.
515
00:21:14,582 --> 00:21:16,619
God, I hate
when we fight, bestie.
516
00:21:18,523 --> 00:21:19,825
It's the worst.
517
00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:27,608
- It's the worst.
518
00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:36,324
- Hey, Lilly.
519
00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:37,770
I was hoping
I'd get to see you before...
520
00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:39,464
- Bathroom's clear!
521
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,604
- Before what, Candace?
522
00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:45,577
- Before the play.
523
00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:47,313
I'm...
524
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:49,083
Thank you so much
for coming, by the way.
525
00:21:49,117 --> 00:21:51,388
It really means a lot to me
that you're gonna be there,
526
00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:52,567
especially since my mom isn't...
527
00:21:52,591 --> 00:21:54,695
- Wait, I-I never said
I was going.
528
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,866
Why would I do that?
529
00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:01,374
- What are you talking about?
530
00:22:01,408 --> 00:22:03,111
Just a couple of hours ago,
you said...
531
00:22:03,145 --> 00:22:04,682
[School bell]
532
00:22:04,715 --> 00:22:06,819
Could we just talk somewhere
more private? I just...
533
00:22:06,853 --> 00:22:08,590
I feel weird with Tate here...
534
00:22:08,623 --> 00:22:10,770
- You and I both know this
has nothing to do with Tate.
535
00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:13,365
- Yeah, Candace.
- BOTH: Shut up, Tate.
536
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,672
- You know, but...
537
00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:18,475
but before you said that, uh...
538
00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:20,647
that you understood...
539
00:22:21,782 --> 00:22:24,522
I'm just under a lot of
pressure right now, Lilly.
540
00:22:24,555 --> 00:22:25,724
You know, you don't...
541
00:22:25,757 --> 00:22:27,770
You don't get what it's like
for everyone to expect you to
542
00:22:27,794 --> 00:22:31,134
act this way or talk that way,
or dress another way...
543
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:33,472
- I don't get what it's like?!
544
00:22:33,506 --> 00:22:36,111
Candace, that's my
whole goddamn life!
545
00:22:36,144 --> 00:22:38,583
The only difference is
when I do all that shit,
546
00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:39,852
it still isn't enough.
547
00:22:39,885 --> 00:22:41,498
- Could we just talk
somewhere else, please...
548
00:22:41,522 --> 00:22:44,427
- Oh, my God, no one cares
except for you, Candace!
549
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:46,599
I'm so goddamn invisible,
that nobody even noticed
550
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,736
that there were two of me
walking around today!
551
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:50,372
- Wait, what?
552
00:22:50,406 --> 00:22:51,876
[Sighs]
- I gotta go. Um...
553
00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:55,617
Candace...
554
00:22:57,153 --> 00:22:58,656
Break a leg tonight.
555
00:23:01,161 --> 00:23:02,698
- Break both legs.
556
00:23:05,604 --> 00:23:06,939
[Sigh]
557
00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:08,643
[Dark music]
558
00:23:16,626 --> 00:23:18,896
- What did you do
with the real Sparrow?!
559
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:20,834
- I am the real Sparrow.
560
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,604
- Like hell you are.
561
00:23:22,638 --> 00:23:23,916
Sparrow was perfect
the way he was.
562
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:26,612
What kind of monster
would do this to him?!
563
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:28,448
- That's classified.
564
00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:29,752
- Classified?
565
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:31,622
Now I know
you're not the real Sparrow
566
00:23:31,656 --> 00:23:33,526
because the real Sparrow
hates secrets.
567
00:23:41,007 --> 00:23:42,811
Ugh!
Oh, no.
568
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,482
It can't be...
569
00:23:52,229 --> 00:23:53,766
[Blows breath]
570
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,436
[Squeaking]
571
00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,006
- Okay, that's enough.
572
00:23:58,943 --> 00:24:01,582
- The Orb is ready for you,
Your Greatness.
573
00:24:01,782 --> 00:24:03,485
- Excellent.
574
00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:05,624
Let's try it
with the key, shall we?
575
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,510
[Clattering]
576
00:24:15,543 --> 00:24:16,846
[Ratcheting]
577
00:24:19,985 --> 00:24:21,689
[Zapping]
578
00:24:21,722 --> 00:24:23,025
[Pulsing]
579
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,630
[Sigh]
580
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:27,701
- BOTH:
Perfect.
581
00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:43,876
[Funky music]
- Why am I here again?
Lilly isn't in the play.
582
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,603
- Well, we're here
to support Lilly.
583
00:24:45,637 --> 00:24:47,182
- Lilly isn't even here
to support Lilly.
584
00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:48,876
- Will you stop?
585
00:24:48,910 --> 00:24:50,212
We're here for her.
586
00:24:50,814 --> 00:24:52,149
She painted the kangaroo!
587
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,822
[Applause]
588
00:24:54,855 --> 00:24:57,761
- Thank you,
and welcome everyone!
589
00:24:57,794 --> 00:25:00,734
- On behalf of the PTA,
thank you, Michelle.
590
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,604
And I think I speak
for everyone here
591
00:25:02,637 --> 00:25:04,183
when I say that we could not
have done this without you.
592
00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:06,077
- No, you could not have.
593
00:25:06,111 --> 00:25:07,748
[Laughing]
594
00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:09,918
So, without further ado,
please enjoy:
595
00:25:09,952 --> 00:25:12,858
Romeo and Juliet Down Unda,
596
00:25:12,891 --> 00:25:14,160
a Michelle Knight
597
00:25:14,193 --> 00:25:15,897
William Shakespeare collab.
598
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,233
Hm.
[Applause]
599
00:25:21,809 --> 00:25:24,948
- Two households,
both alike in dignity
600
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,888
In fair Australia,
where we lay our scene...
601
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,760
[Soft gasps]
[Laughing]
602
00:25:31,829 --> 00:25:33,800
- Do you bite your
thumb at us, bloke?
603
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,037
- I do bite my thumb, mate!
604
00:25:36,071 --> 00:25:38,008
- Oy, get stuffed!
605
00:25:38,241 --> 00:25:40,012
- Oh, crikey,
you're in for it now!
606
00:25:40,045 --> 00:25:41,682
- Och...
607
00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:43,920
[Swords clashing]
[Crosstalk]
608
00:25:43,953 --> 00:25:46,024
- Did Michelle give them
real weapons?!
609
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:48,095
- Cool!
610
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,165
[Sigh]
611
00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:51,836
- Hey!
You leaving?
612
00:25:52,103 --> 00:25:53,806
- Uh, yup.
613
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,910
We searched the entire school
for the Castorlux
614
00:25:55,944 --> 00:25:57,079
and still didn't find it.
615
00:25:57,113 --> 00:25:58,850
And I'm not waiting
for it to find me.
616
00:25:58,883 --> 00:26:00,119
- But what about the play?
617
00:26:00,152 --> 00:26:01,756
- Oh, I'm not going to that.
618
00:26:01,789 --> 00:26:03,201
There's a freakin' monster
running around
619
00:26:03,225 --> 00:26:04,895
trying to kill me, remember?
620
00:26:05,195 --> 00:26:06,899
- Yeah, um...
621
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:09,671
I don't think that's the reason.
622
00:26:09,705 --> 00:26:10,850
You know, Candace and I
were together
623
00:26:10,874 --> 00:26:12,176
for almost two and a half years.
624
00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:14,681
- Yeah, and broke up
like six and a half times.
625
00:26:14,715 --> 00:26:16,284
[Scoffs]
- Yeah, and all that time,
626
00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:19,090
I was never there for her.
627
00:26:19,892 --> 00:26:21,962
I never
went to her church concerts,
628
00:26:21,996 --> 00:26:23,766
I never took her headshots,
629
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,102
didn't help her run lines.
630
00:26:25,135 --> 00:26:26,772
[Tender music]
631
00:26:26,806 --> 00:26:28,141
Look where that got me.
632
00:26:29,243 --> 00:26:31,147
- Hmm, you might have a point.
633
00:26:31,782 --> 00:26:33,118
- Candace screwed up.
634
00:26:33,318 --> 00:26:35,022
No question.
635
00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:37,126
But, so did I
636
00:26:37,159 --> 00:26:38,863
and you forgave me.
637
00:26:39,163 --> 00:26:40,834
- Never technically said that...
638
00:26:42,838 --> 00:26:44,240
- She's trying to fix it.
639
00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:46,979
Her mom isn't
going to be there for her.
640
00:26:47,012 --> 00:26:48,916
She definitely
doesn't care if I'm there.
641
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,924
The only person she really cares
about being there is you.
642
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,131
The question is whether or not
643
00:26:56,164 --> 00:26:57,901
you're gonna show up for her.
644
00:27:00,172 --> 00:27:01,876
[Sigh]
645
00:27:07,153 --> 00:27:09,056
- How could I let this happen?
646
00:27:09,992 --> 00:27:11,327
[Sobbing]
647
00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:13,799
[Line trilling]
648
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,035
- You've reached Lilly.
649
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,237
Leave a message...
650
00:27:16,271 --> 00:27:17,941
- Straight to voicemail?
651
00:27:19,143 --> 00:27:20,814
She always picks up...
652
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,285
Okay.
653
00:27:23,318 --> 00:27:26,157
Well, I can't save Sparrow
without Lilly.
654
00:27:26,959 --> 00:27:28,295
The Guardian is too powerful.
655
00:27:29,163 --> 00:27:31,301
Plus, the Castorlux is still
around here somewhere,
656
00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:32,938
it could be anybody...
657
00:27:33,806 --> 00:27:35,877
- Are you talking to yourself?
658
00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:38,048
- No.
659
00:27:38,081 --> 00:27:39,952
I'm obviously talking to this.
660
00:27:40,319 --> 00:27:42,791
And if this is the weirdest
thing you've seen recently,
661
00:27:42,824 --> 00:27:45,028
you have not been
paying attention, Jordan!
662
00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,138
[Sigh]
663
00:27:50,874 --> 00:27:52,944
Okay, come on, Lilly,
I need you.
664
00:27:52,978 --> 00:27:54,815
- [Line trilling]
- You've reached Lil...
665
00:27:54,848 --> 00:27:56,150
- What the hell?
666
00:27:56,184 --> 00:27:57,888
This is not like her.
667
00:27:57,921 --> 00:27:59,223
[Dramatic music]
668
00:28:00,092 --> 00:28:01,427
At all.
669
00:28:06,237 --> 00:28:08,375
- Wilt thou be in the woop woop?
670
00:28:11,347 --> 00:28:14,855
It was a kookaburra,
not a magpie
671
00:28:14,888 --> 00:28:17,169
that pierced the fearful hollow
of thine budgie smugglers.
672
00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:20,967
- Shouldn't you be onstage?
673
00:28:21,234 --> 00:28:24,240
- No, I got harpooned to death
three acts ago.
674
00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:26,144
- nightly,
675
00:28:26,177 --> 00:28:27,981
she sings on yon
eucalyptus tree.
676
00:28:28,014 --> 00:28:29,952
- I'd have made a great Juliet.
677
00:28:33,391 --> 00:28:35,095
- Oh! Excuse me.
678
00:28:36,331 --> 00:28:38,168
- Believe me, mate,
679
00:28:38,201 --> 00:28:39,905
it was the kookaburra.
680
00:28:39,938 --> 00:28:41,274
- It was the lark,
681
00:28:41,474 --> 00:28:43,144
the herald of the morn.
682
00:28:43,946 --> 00:28:45,282
No kookaburra.
683
00:28:45,315 --> 00:28:47,019
[Tender music]
684
00:28:48,054 --> 00:28:49,390
- But to be frank,
685
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:51,895
and give it thee again
686
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,369
And yet I wish
but for the thing I have
687
00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:58,475
My bounty as boundless
as the sea
688
00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:01,214
My love as deep
689
00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:04,955
The more I give to thee,
The more I have,
690
00:29:04,988 --> 00:29:06,324
For both
691
00:29:06,357 --> 00:29:08,028
are infinite.
692
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:11,434
- That's the wrong version.
- Shut up.
693
00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:13,238
- It's also the wrong scene.
694
00:29:14,106 --> 00:29:15,442
[Applause;
cheering]
695
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:26,297
- Not if I still
have to be a secret.
696
00:29:33,411 --> 00:29:35,115
- Hello, Lilly.
697
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,451
[Gasp]
698
00:29:45,168 --> 00:29:46,180
- Okay, Lilly's car
is still in the parking lotwhich means
Lill
y's still here
699
00:29:46,204 --> 00:29:49,176
which means the Castorlux
must also still be here.
700
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,880
But how to find them...
701
00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:52,216
[Screaming]
702
00:29:56,892 --> 00:29:58,294
- I can work with that.
703
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,771
Hey, you, back the F off!
704
00:30:03,606 --> 00:30:05,142
- BOTH:
Which one?
705
00:30:05,175 --> 00:30:06,845
- Uh...
Both of you?
706
00:30:07,479 --> 00:30:08,983
- Both of you?
707
00:30:10,586 --> 00:30:12,089
- Shiiit.
708
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,530
Could this get any worse?!
709
00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:25,182
[Slurping]
710
00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:27,987
[Groans]
711
00:30:28,021 --> 00:30:30,258
- Thy spider venom is quick.
712
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,133
And thus,
713
00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:36,839
with a g'day...
714
00:30:36,872 --> 00:30:38,208
I cark it.
715
00:30:38,241 --> 00:30:39,945
[Groan]
[Thud]
716
00:30:40,212 --> 00:30:41,882
- Incredible.
717
00:30:47,994 --> 00:30:49,497
- No wokkas, mates.
718
00:30:49,531 --> 00:30:52,102
Romeo and Juliet
did not cark it!
719
00:30:52,136 --> 00:30:53,606
They were rushed to a surgery,
720
00:30:53,639 --> 00:30:54,975
everyone chucked a sickie,
721
00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:56,612
and now they're gonna
tie the knot,
722
00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:58,148
fair dinkum!
723
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,624
- VALERIE:
Oh, sorry!
724
00:31:02,657 --> 00:31:04,226
It's okay.
725
00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:06,264
Sorry, sorry.
I'm okay.
726
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,936
Sorry.
727
00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,640
I'm just going to go over here.
728
00:31:10,673 --> 00:31:12,176
[Tender music]
729
00:31:24,568 --> 00:31:26,070
- Screw this.
730
00:31:28,174 --> 00:31:30,145
- Ugh, they couldn't
just be doppelgangers,
731
00:31:30,178 --> 00:31:32,149
they had to be
a freakin' doppel-gang!
732
00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,652
- Speak for yourself!
733
00:31:33,686 --> 00:31:35,155
How do I know
you're the real Lilly?
734
00:31:35,188 --> 00:31:36,692
- Seriously?
735
00:31:36,725 --> 00:31:38,304
You still don't know
if it's me? Come on!
736
00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:39,998
- I already screwed this up
once today,
737
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,602
I am not doing it again!
738
00:31:41,635 --> 00:31:43,572
- You used to plan
on saving yourself
739
00:31:43,606 --> 00:31:45,041
until you could invent
time travel
740
00:31:45,075 --> 00:31:46,979
to bang an early 2000s
James Marsters
741
00:31:47,012 --> 00:31:49,150
but that all changed
when you met Sparrow!
742
00:31:49,183 --> 00:31:50,653
- Yes, that's true.
- Hm.
743
00:31:50,686 --> 00:31:52,089
- What about you?
744
00:31:53,324 --> 00:31:55,061
- Yes?
745
00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:57,934
- Hm.
Well, that settles it.
746
00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:01,040
- How do I know
if you're the real Astrid?
747
00:32:01,073 --> 00:32:03,311
- Your parents
were going to name you Libby
748
00:32:03,344 --> 00:32:04,514
but then, at the last minute,
749
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,594
they remembered they both had
ex-girlfriends named Libby
750
00:32:06,618 --> 00:32:08,622
who
ended up
being the same person!
751
00:32:08,656 --> 00:32:10,325
- Aww, it is you!
752
00:32:10,358 --> 00:32:12,062
- Yes, it is!
753
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,670
[Edgy music]
754
00:32:15,703 --> 00:32:17,206
Oh, shit!
Where'd they go?!
755
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:19,110
- Don't worry,
they can't be far.
756
00:32:19,143 --> 00:32:20,580
Remember, they're after us.
757
00:32:20,613 --> 00:32:22,951
- Oh, no, no, no.
We're after them.
758
00:32:25,756 --> 00:32:27,259
- Where is Candace?
759
00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:29,196
[Frustrated grunt]
760
00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:31,735
Romeo can't marry Juliet
unless she's present!
761
00:32:31,768 --> 00:32:34,975
- It's Australian law!
- Marry Juliet.
762
00:32:38,047 --> 00:32:39,383
She's present.
763
00:32:43,726 --> 00:32:45,630
- I'm so sorry, Lilly!
764
00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:47,767
I should have known
it wasn't you.
765
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,405
I was just so damn happy
to have you back.
766
00:32:51,007 --> 00:32:52,342
I wanted to believe!
767
00:32:52,376 --> 00:32:54,013
Like in X-Files!
768
00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:55,382
- I'm sorry too, Astrid!
769
00:32:56,652 --> 00:32:58,188
No one could ever replace you!
770
00:32:58,221 --> 00:32:59,724
Not a monster,
771
00:32:59,758 --> 00:33:01,294
and definitely not Candace!
772
00:33:02,162 --> 00:33:04,634
- You are perfect
just the way you are,
773
00:33:04,668 --> 00:33:07,105
and not like some
mindless "yes, bitch"
774
00:33:07,139 --> 00:33:09,276
who agrees and then
repeats everything I say.
775
00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:12,382
And you should be able
to have your own life,
776
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:14,119
even if that
777
00:33:14,153 --> 00:33:16,090
does involve Candace.
778
00:33:16,490 --> 00:33:18,161
[Both hiss]
779
00:33:18,494 --> 00:33:20,398
- Same to you!
780
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:22,402
Ah, you're my BFF!
781
00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:24,106
Emphasis on the "F".
782
00:33:24,139 --> 00:33:25,442
[Gasp]
783
00:33:33,424 --> 00:33:35,295
- Ugh!
- Oh, God!
784
00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:37,032
- Yeah, gnarly!
785
00:33:38,201 --> 00:33:39,771
- It looks like my kangaroo.
786
00:33:42,409 --> 00:33:44,480
- Do you take this bloke
787
00:33:44,514 --> 00:33:47,286
to be your mate
in holy mate-rimony?
788
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:48,822
- I doth.
789
00:33:48,856 --> 00:33:51,394
- And you?
- I doth.
790
00:33:51,427 --> 00:33:54,166
- For never was a story
of more drongos,
791
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,437
Than this of Juliet
and her Romeo.
792
00:33:56,470 --> 00:33:58,308
You may pash the bride!
793
00:34:00,478 --> 00:34:02,182
- Wait a minute...
794
00:34:02,717 --> 00:34:04,788
You're only blinking
every 12 seconds...
795
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,326
[Celebratory music]
796
00:34:09,129 --> 00:34:10,465
- Whoo!
797
00:34:14,741 --> 00:34:16,244
- My role?
798
00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:18,514
And my kiss!?
799
00:34:25,495 --> 00:34:27,266
- Quick!
Hold it down!
800
00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:31,808
- Ah! Astrid, quick!
It's trying to absorb me!
801
00:34:32,543 --> 00:34:34,480
[Grunting]
802
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,123
[Hiss]
803
00:34:41,527 --> 00:34:43,231
[Slicing]
804
00:34:43,464 --> 00:34:45,135
[Clattering]
805
00:34:46,203 --> 00:34:47,507
[Shocked breaths]
806
00:34:51,782 --> 00:34:53,251
Okay...
807
00:34:53,284 --> 00:34:54,253
Okay, now it's my turn.
808
00:34:54,286 --> 00:34:57,426
I mean uh, her turn.
Ah, you know what I mean!
809
00:34:58,261 --> 00:34:59,597
- Okay, okay
.
- Go-go-go!
810
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,137
- Oh!
811
00:35:03,171 --> 00:35:04,841
- No, stop, it's me...
812
00:35:05,509 --> 00:35:07,212
Astrid!
813
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,751
- Oh, no, you don't, doppeldick!
814
00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:11,555
We are one of a damn kind!
815
00:35:11,588 --> 00:35:13,257
[Slicing]
[Thuds]
816
00:35:14,928 --> 00:35:16,464
- Oh!
Oh, my God...
817
00:35:16,497 --> 00:35:18,201
[Heavy breathing]
818
00:35:18,234 --> 00:35:19,771
I missed you, bestie.
819
00:35:19,804 --> 00:35:21,440
- Right back at ya', bestie.
820
00:35:21,474 --> 00:35:23,177
[Laughing]
821
00:35:23,211 --> 00:35:25,883
- Ohhh, I wish I had
a cell phone
822
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,452
to capture this moment.
823
00:35:27,486 --> 00:35:29,256
- That's why you wish
you had a cellphone?
824
00:35:29,289 --> 00:35:31,360
- Of course. Why else would I
need a cellphone?
825
00:35:31,394 --> 00:35:33,364
- Okay, we need to put
both heads into the Orb.
826
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,268
- Uh, both?
There's supposed to be three.
827
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,905
- Shitballs!
828
00:35:36,938 --> 00:35:38,474
- I told you that.
829
00:35:38,509 --> 00:35:40,245
- No, you didn't!
830
00:35:40,278 --> 00:35:42,416
- Oh, that was probably
the other Lilly.
831
00:35:42,884 --> 00:35:45,556
- Okay, so how do we
find the last one?
832
00:35:46,357 --> 00:35:47,827
- Lilly...
833
00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:52,537
I meant every word
I said onstage.
834
00:35:54,206 --> 00:35:55,543
You're smart,
835
00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,647
you're funny...
836
00:35:58,882 --> 00:36:00,886
and kind, and...
837
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,157
wildly a monster hunter.
838
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:04,961
And...
839
00:36:04,994 --> 00:36:06,531
gorgeous,
840
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:09,236
and, honestly,
better than me in every way.
841
00:36:10,238 --> 00:36:11,575
- Huh, got that right...
842
00:36:13,979 --> 00:36:15,950
- I know I screwed up.
843
00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:17,587
So bad.
844
00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:20,191
And I'm so sorry I let all that
stupid shit get to me
845
00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:21,561
and I shouldn't have.
846
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:25,503
But if there's any way
847
00:36:25,536 --> 00:36:27,305
you can give me another chance,
848
00:36:27,339 --> 00:36:29,309
I promise to show up for you.
849
00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:30,646
Always.
850
00:36:32,249 --> 00:36:33,585
Because I'm-I'm crazy about you,
851
00:36:33,619 --> 00:36:35,556
and I want everyone to know it.
852
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,467
- I know who the last doppel is.
853
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,337
[Gasp]
Who?
854
00:36:45,308 --> 00:36:46,645
- It's her.
855
00:36:46,678 --> 00:36:49,416
The real Candace
would never say those things,
856
00:36:49,450 --> 00:36:51,888
especially not with
anyone else around to hear it.
857
00:36:52,890 --> 00:36:54,426
- Oh...
858
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:55,930
- You got this.
859
00:37:01,908 --> 00:37:03,444
- I'm sorry, I can't.
860
00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:05,248
- Uh...
- It's okay.
861
00:37:05,281 --> 00:37:07,553
I'll chop off Candace's head.
For you.
862
00:37:07,587 --> 00:37:09,891
- Uh, what the hell
are you two talking about?
863
00:37:09,924 --> 00:37:12,897
- Oh, yeah,
she's definitely the monster.
864
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,166
- Ah!
865
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:17,372
That was my role and my kiss
with the hottest guy in school!
866
00:37:17,406 --> 00:37:18,909
- LILLY:
Double Vals?!
867
00:37:18,942 --> 00:37:20,880
- We're gonna go deal with that.
868
00:37:20,913 --> 00:37:22,550
Come on.
Let's go.
869
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:24,253
- Wait.
870
00:37:24,521 --> 00:37:26,290
It's really you?
871
00:37:27,693 --> 00:37:29,396
Everything you said...
872
00:37:30,398 --> 00:37:31,935
That was real?
873
00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:33,972
- Yeah.
874
00:37:35,074 --> 00:37:37,412
Was Astrid really gonna
chop off my head?
875
00:37:38,549 --> 00:37:40,051
- I promise,
876
00:37:40,084 --> 00:37:42,924
I will explain everything.
The double Vals,
877
00:37:42,957 --> 00:37:44,727
the head chopping,
all of it, but...
878
00:37:45,094 --> 00:37:46,631
first.
879
00:37:51,942 --> 00:37:53,478
- Brutus, let's go!
880
00:38:00,391 --> 00:38:01,737
- I'm telling you, as soon as
I slayed my artistic demons and conque
red my superego,
881
00:38:01,761 --> 00:38:03,632
it was like I became the role.
882
00:38:03,665 --> 00:38:05,468
Both roles, actually.
883
00:38:05,503 --> 00:38:07,439
You know, the great
acting teacher,
884
00:38:07,472 --> 00:38:08,675
Sanford Meisner,
885
00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:10,378
he once said,
886
00:38:10,411 --> 00:38:12,683
"You just gotta
get out of your own head."
887
00:38:13,919 --> 00:38:16,525
- Um, sorry you missed
your curtain call.
888
00:38:16,558 --> 00:38:17,760
- Worth it.
889
00:38:17,994 --> 00:38:19,697
[Laughing]
890
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,868
I do have one question
for you though,
891
00:38:22,035 --> 00:38:23,705
Lilly Fortenberry...
892
00:38:23,739 --> 00:38:25,475
- Mm-hm?
893
00:38:25,843 --> 00:38:28,414
- Will you be my date
to the dance?
894
00:38:28,949 --> 00:38:30,719
- Yes.
Oh...
895
00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:38,836
Um, mom,
896
00:38:39,436 --> 00:38:40,906
Mutti, Piper.
897
00:38:41,641 --> 00:38:42,977
Candace and I
898
00:38:43,579 --> 00:38:46,417
- are...
- Dating. Right?
899
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:47,787
- Yeah, yeah.
900
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,524
- Well, um...
901
00:38:49,557 --> 00:38:50,860
[Laughter]
902
00:38:51,561 --> 00:38:52,897
We are very happy
903
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,701
for you.
904
00:38:54,734 --> 00:38:57,573
And Candace, congratulations
on a great job in the play.
905
00:38:57,607 --> 00:38:59,711
- Oh, your mom must be so proud.
906
00:38:59,744 --> 00:39:01,815
- Um, actually she-she
couldn't show.
907
00:39:01,848 --> 00:39:04,019
You know, she's just too busy
with her church thing,
908
00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:05,556
so, it's okay.
909
00:39:05,589 --> 00:39:06,992
- Well, we're proud of you.
910
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,564
- Do you need a ride home?
911
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,835
- Uh, yeah, that'd be great.
Thanks.
912
00:39:11,868 --> 00:39:13,437
- Oh, um...
913
00:39:13,471 --> 00:39:14,707
can you guys give me a sec?
914
00:39:14,741 --> 00:39:15,919
I'm just gonna go
talk to Astrid.
915
00:39:15,943 --> 00:39:17,445
- Yeah, for sure.
916
00:39:17,479 --> 00:39:19,483
- Let us know
when you're ready to go.
917
00:39:19,517 --> 00:39:21,521
- Yeah, sure.
- Mm, mm, mm...
918
00:39:21,555 --> 00:39:23,525
Okay, don't get too excited.
919
00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:25,996
- Hey, you forgot this.
920
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,700
- Oh.
921
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:31,006
- So, I put all three heads
in the Orb, just in case.
922
00:39:32,577 --> 00:39:34,547
- Just one more monster to go.
923
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:35,983
Can't believe it's almost over.
924
00:39:36,016 --> 00:39:37,987
- Oh, it's been
a wild ride, huh?
925
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,724
- Yeah.
926
00:39:40,024 --> 00:39:42,730
- Well, at least we get to
stop the Guardian
927
00:39:42,763 --> 00:39:44,901
before he turns the world
into monster soup.
928
00:39:45,569 --> 00:39:46,905
- Monster soup?!
929
00:39:47,773 --> 00:39:49,076
- Oh. Right.
930
00:39:49,109 --> 00:39:51,013
I was with fake Lilly
when Brutus told us that.
931
00:39:51,046 --> 00:39:52,717
I'll fill you in later.
932
00:39:53,785 --> 00:39:55,889
- Hey, Lilly, uh,
you ready to go?
933
00:39:58,862 --> 00:40:00,566
- Okay, look...
934
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:01,935
I still don't like you.
935
00:40:02,803 --> 00:40:05,008
All those years of you
treating us like shit
936
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:07,513
doesn't just go away
after one, "I'm sorry."
937
00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:11,053
- Fair.
938
00:40:11,788 --> 00:40:13,725
- But if you make Lilly happy,
939
00:40:15,963 --> 00:40:17,733
that's a start.
940
00:40:18,602 --> 00:40:19,938
And if you hurt her,
941
00:40:20,539 --> 00:40:21,975
I will chop your head off.
942
00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:23,946
- Astrid!
- Also fair.
943
00:40:25,014 --> 00:40:26,918
- So, I'm gonna try.
944
00:40:26,952 --> 00:40:28,655
We must have
something in common.
945
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:30,124
Oh, like, hey...
946
00:40:30,158 --> 00:40:31,828
Both of our dads are dead!
947
00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:34,066
- Oh, no, um...
948
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,803
My mom just tells people that
949
00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:37,707
so she doesn't have to say
she's divorced.
950
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,076
My dad lives in Scranton.
951
00:40:39,744 --> 00:40:40,946
- Good to know.
952
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:43,619
- You know, you guys might not
have that one particular thing
953
00:40:43,652 --> 00:40:44,988
in common, but...
954
00:40:45,021 --> 00:40:47,760
Hey, me and Candace
are going to the dance together.
955
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:50,064
Maybe we can double date
with you and Sparrow!
956
00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:53,037
- Oh, right.
957
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,741
[Sigh]
958
00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:57,613
About Sparrow...
959
00:40:57,647 --> 00:40:58,982
[Dark music]
960
00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,855
- The lunar eclipse is days away
961
00:41:03,024 --> 00:41:04,794
and the Master Orb is ready.
962
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:07,800
The time has come
963
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,971
to reveal my complete
964
00:41:10,004 --> 00:41:12,877
and beautiful form
to this world.
965
00:41:13,945 --> 00:41:15,683
And, thankfully,
966
00:41:15,716 --> 00:41:17,820
I finally have
967
00:41:17,853 --> 00:41:20,124
the perfect outfit
for the occasion.
968
00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:23,197
- Are you ready
969
00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:26,203
to meet your great leader?
970
00:41:27,138 --> 00:41:29,009
- ALL:
Yes.
971
00:41:44,607 --> 00:41:46,143
[Moans happily]
972
00:41:47,045 --> 00:41:48,749
[Deep inhale]
973
00:41:48,782 --> 00:41:50,084
- Ah!
974
00:41:50,118 --> 00:41:53,090
It feels so good
to be back to my
975
00:41:53,124 --> 00:41:54,794
natural form.
976
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,098
Now...
977
00:41:57,733 --> 00:41:59,036
nothing can stop me.
978
00:42:00,739 --> 00:42:02,042
- Master,
979
00:42:02,643 --> 00:42:03,945
do you like your outfit?
980
00:42:04,781 --> 00:42:06,183
- What did I just say?
981
00:42:06,985 --> 00:42:08,789
Like, just say.
982
00:42:09,056 --> 00:42:10,926
[Sighs]
Yes.
983
00:42:11,861 --> 00:42:13,197
And I just need
984
00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:15,101
one more thing from you
985
00:42:15,803 --> 00:42:17,105
to christen the Orb, hm.
986
00:42:19,644 --> 00:42:20,979
- Of course.
987
00:42:21,948 --> 00:42:23,652
[Groaning]
988
00:42:26,858 --> 00:42:28,662
[Grunts]
989
00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:31,768
Uh!
990
00:42:34,005 --> 00:42:35,676
Ah...
991
00:42:37,813 --> 00:42:39,149
[Thuds to floor]
992
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,871
- One down.
993
00:42:51,908 --> 00:42:53,745
86 to go.
994
00:42:55,081 --> 00:42:56,785
[Laughs]
995
00:42:57,887 --> 00:42:59,657
♪♪ Hold my hand ♪♪
996
00:42:59,690 --> 00:43:01,961
♪♪ While I perform for you ♪♪
997
00:43:05,836 --> 00:43:07,172
♪♪ This life ♪♪
998
00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:09,944
♪♪ Life as we know it ♪♪
999
00:43:11,246 --> 00:43:13,718
♪♪ This life as we know it ♪♪
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