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- Previously on Astrid
and Lilly Save the World. - Ahh!
-
I want you to welcome
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Pine Academy's newest student
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- FYI, we have another monster.
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- It deposits eggs
in people's throats.
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- All aboard?
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I'm sure there's a dude
out there that's at least
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- semi-worthy.
- There isn't.
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Not a dude, anyway.
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- LILLY: Kids at school
have been getting
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this weird symbol as a tattoo.
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- Doesn't look familiar to me.
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- An orb.
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- GUARDIAN: They must be
the monster hunters.
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- The Guardian is
a story monster
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It's like your Santa Claus.
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But don't worry:
I'll get you some proof.
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[Upbeat music]
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- ASTRID: I can't believe
Michelle gave us detention.
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- LILLY: I wonder if it's
technically illegal
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to keep us here on a Saturday.
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Hm. Anyways,
like I was saying,
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Brutus said that
while we're stuck here,
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he's gonna look into
all that Guardian stuff
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just to prove that this
Guardian guy is a story.
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- Did you know
there's a sex position
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called the pretzel dip?
- Hm?
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I wonder if Sparrow and I
should try it.
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- Ew. Can we please
stop talking about Sparrow
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for like, two seconds?
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Are you even listening to me?
This is super important.
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- Okay, so is this!
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- I'm not saying
Sparrow's not important,
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I'm just saying
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I don't want you
to get distracted again...
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- What do you mean?
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- Like, how you forgot
to read that file on Trystan
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that Brutus gave us.
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- Okay, fine, like,
I said I was sorry.
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- It's okay.
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- But it's not like you've not
also been a little distracted.
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[Yawns]
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Oh, am I boring you?
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- I didn't sleep well
last night, okay.
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[Sighs]
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And what do you mean
by distracted...?
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- You know,
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all the endless
rehearsing lines with C-bomb.
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- Well, I had to do something
while you were eating pretzels
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with Sparrow.
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And can we stop
calling her C-bomb?
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- You wanna call her
by her name?
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Gross!
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This is worse than I thought.
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[Upbeat music]
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[Door slams shut]
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- You boned in here?
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[Loud whistle]
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- Welcome to detention,
delinquents.
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We've got six hours of this
and if you piss me off,
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- you're doing sprints.
- [Lilly yawns]
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Naps will get you sidelined.
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And don't even think about
giving me any beef.
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- That's what she said.
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- Look alive people,
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because party time is over.
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Today you're gonna be crafting
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the two most important
decorations for the dance.
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A life-sized angel and demon.
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- [Everyone grumbles]
- ASTRID: Oh, my God.
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- They are the entryway
statement pieces
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and they are essential.
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They set the tone.
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You can thank Astrid and Lilly
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for vandalizing
my beautiful originals.
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- Bravo.
- Thanks, guys.
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- Yeah, I know, right?
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But it's not like the rest
of you are model students.
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Candace spiked the lemonade
at the fair,
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Sparrow kidnapped a frog
from bio,
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Tate pantsed someone
at practice, and Eggs...
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Why are you here?
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- It's the library.
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- Whatever.
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You guys can start
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by tearing this toilet paper
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into perfect,
individual squares,
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before making them into feathers
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and gluing them onto wings
in a cascading pattern
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at a 45-degree angle.
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[Sucks teeth twice]
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- This is literally
my worst nightmare.
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[Yawns]
["nightmare" echoes repeatedly]
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[Eerie music]
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[Unintelligible
whispered voices]
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[Squelching]
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[High-pitched screech]
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- What did I just say
about napping?
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Doesn't delinquent numero uno
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have some tissue paper
to feather?
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- Oh, sorry.
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- Go and join the rest
of the craft circle.
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Ah, the burdens
I have to deal with...
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[Bright music]
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- [Yawns]
- You okay, sleepy?
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- I think so.
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I just had
the creepiest nightmare.
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Some sort of
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scary-ass, wet, toothy monster.
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- In your dream,
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or you mean the one
that just woke you up?
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[Laughing]
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Unbelievable.
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- What?
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- Nothing.
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- You call that
a feather, Bradley?
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[Whispers unintelligibly]
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[Laughing]
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- Oh, yeah, I almost forgot,
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no food or drink in here.
Not even water, capisce?
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[Zipper opening]
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- Michelle?
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I gotta whizz.
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- Already?
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Ah, fine, but make it speedy.
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And don't go in your locker
this time!
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[Playful music]
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- Hey.
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The facts in volume two
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will scare the crap out of you.
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[Whispered laugh]
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[Scoffs]
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[Michelle sighs]
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[Crunching]
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- I think I might like crafting.
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- So metal, dude.
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- I think I might like you.
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- I mean, it's better
than the alternative, right?
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Doing what my mom wants,
going to youth group every day.
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- Oh, my God.
- Amen.
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- Speaking of
breaking the rules,
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do you wanna go sneak
in the stacks and make out?
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- Definitely, yes, definitely.
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- Ooh, I think I figured out
something pretty effing cool.
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- Whoa, cool.
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Secret crafting genius.
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[Yawn]
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- Meet me in the stacks
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in 137 seconds...
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- [Slaps table]
- Done.
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- Hm.
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- Come on.
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- So, do you wanna tell me
why you couldn't sleep?
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- You mean
besides hunting monsters?
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- Yeah.
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I feel like there's
something else going on.
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Well, you always get like this
when you're uber stressed.
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- What else could be going on?
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- I don't know, you tell me.
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- There's nothing to tell.
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[Scoffs]
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- Is this because
me and Sparrow boned?
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- Not everything
is about Sparrow!
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- Okay, well, what is it then?
- Nothing!
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- It doesn't seem like nothing.
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- I don't know what to tell you.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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[Upbeat new wave music]
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- Happy I can provide this
important cheering up service.
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[Astrid laughs quietly]
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- I just don't understand
why she's so cagey.
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It's not like her.
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[Laughs]
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- What?
- No, it's...
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Reminds me of someone I know.
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- Touche.
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But it's not like her...
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- It's frustrating.
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I'm sorry, babe.
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- Babe?
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- Too much?
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- No, I like it.
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It's just no one's ever
called me "babe" before.
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- Babe.
- Babe.
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[Laughing]
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[Astrid laughs]
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[Whoosh]
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[Music fades out]
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[Click]
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[Yawn]
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[Deep inhale]
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[Exhale]
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[Creepy music]
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[Screams]
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[Music fades out]
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- You made me ruin my nail!
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[Nervous breathing]
- Sorry.
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Nightmare.
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[Deep sigh]
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[Eerie music]
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[Breathy
unintelligible whispers]
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[Screeching]
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- You know I think
you're already perfect. - I know,
but don't you th
ink
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butt implants would take me
to the next level?
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- Oh, if there is such a thing
as next level,
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I've never seen it.
[Michelle sighs]
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- Yeah, I guess this is sort of
outside of your wheelhouse.
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- Oh, no, no, no, I meant...
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- You know,
I think I'm gonna do it.
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- Okay, well, why don't you
try falsies first?
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And you can test them out
at the dance!
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- Yeah, maybe.
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[Sucks air in through teeth]
[Slaps buttock]
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You know what?
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I think I need a diet soda
to think straight.
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You,
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delinquent numero uno,
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go get me a diet soda
from the caf.
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And make sure it's not flat.
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Take someone with you so you
don't vandalize anything else
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in the school.
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- I think Candace said
she had to go to the bathroom?
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- When did she say that?
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- Sure, whatever.
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[Creepy music]
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[Chittering]
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[Scream]
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- It's supposed to look shiny,
not slimy.
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It's like you've never
decoupaged a demon head before,
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I swear.
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Eggs!
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When you're done doing
your little nerdy stuff,
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I need you to glue
these eyeballs onto this tail.
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- According to Zoroastrian and
Mesopotamian demon mythology,
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eyeballs on tails
aren't accurate.
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- You two.
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You think you're pretty clever
sneaking off, huh?
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I'm separating you.
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I need you crafting,
not goofing on the job.
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[Mischievous music]
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[Breathing heavily]
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- Yah!
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- Okay, Carl,
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time to focus.
No...
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the school fair is over.
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We need to research the Guardian
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and put the girls' minds
at rest.
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[Tender music]
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Okay.
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Five minutes more,
but after that, we get to work!
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Okay.
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Whoo!
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[Gibberish]
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- So, um...
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The fair last night.
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- What about it?
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- Um, uh...
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- I'm just kidding.
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Uh, that was really fun.
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- I mean, I thought so.
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[Gentle music]
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- But still, uh...
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Kinda surprised you didn't take
Astrid with you now instead.
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00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:13,347
- It's just nice to hang out
with someone else for a change.
264
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,817
- Someone else?
265
00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:16,855
- Uh, you else...?
266
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,457
That's not a thing.
267
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,661
[Tender music]
268
00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:24,669
Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
269
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,873
- Mm-hm.
270
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,475
- Um...
271
00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,346
maybe we can sneak
into the stacks
272
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:30,816
when we get back.
273
00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:32,753
- That feels a little public.
274
00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:34,456
Um...
275
00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:36,493
you know, maybe we should
just keep things for us
276
00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:37,897
for a while?
277
00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:39,566
- Okay.
278
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,042
- It's just, um...
279
00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,913
you know, everyone's
always in my business,
280
00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:48,450
and I thought it might be nice
to have some time
281
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:49,887
to ourselves, you know?
282
00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:52,458
- Yeah.
283
00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:53,895
Yeah, that sounds nice.
284
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,939
[Dramatic music]
[Screech]
285
00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:17,408
- I know, right?
286
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:18,611
- Yeah, that was magical.
287
00:14:18,644 --> 00:14:21,517
Uh, we should probably get back
to the library, like stat,
288
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,922
before Michelle glue guns us
to our seats.
289
00:14:24,589 --> 00:14:26,460
- That seems
a bit excessive, but okay.
290
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,466
- LILLY:
Ahh, come on.
291
00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,005
[Slaps table]
292
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,675
- Um, hi?
293
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,346
- It's here. The creepy-ass
monster from my nightmare.
294
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,382
- What?
295
00:14:37,415 --> 00:14:40,889
- It's friggin' real
and here inside the school.
296
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,559
Oh, and bonu s:
297
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,764
it's the most terrifying one
we've seen yet.
298
00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:47,435
- Oh...
299
00:14:47,468 --> 00:14:49,039
Okay, not him...
300
00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:52,412
Not them...
301
00:14:53,614 --> 00:14:55,051
Not her...
302
00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,790
- No, no!
303
00:14:57,823 --> 00:15:00,061
We just we need to find, like
304
00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:02,098
- The Somnium Viatore?
305
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,704
I sure as shit hope not.
306
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,640
- How bad?
- Really damn bad.
307
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,112
It's a nightmare traveler
that enters the realm
308
00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:12,118
through the nightmare
of someone keeping a secret.
309
00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:14,122
Mm-hm.
310
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:16,426
That we cannot detect because...
311
00:15:16,961 --> 00:15:20,468
Well, shit, our powers don't
work on the dream travelers.
312
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:21,938
Thanks a lot, Lilly.
313
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,742
- Sorry, it's not like
I did it on purpose.
314
00:15:23,775 --> 00:15:25,444
- Okay, what are you
not telling me?
315
00:15:25,478 --> 00:15:26,881
- Nothing!
316
00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:28,617
[Astrid sighs]
317
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:31,456
- Once it's unleashed,
it can attack anyone.
318
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:34,029
It wraps you in its
wet hair cocoon like a spider.
319
00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:35,899
Then stores you in its web.
320
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:38,604
Oh, where,
if you remain too long,
321
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,474
will dissolve
and melt your skin.
322
00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:41,978
What the hell?
Oh...
323
00:15:42,011 --> 00:15:44,082
[Inhales through teeth]
I do not need this today!
324
00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:47,990
- To kill it, you have to
suck it up into a video camera?
325
00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:49,727
- Do those even still exist?
326
00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:51,663
[Edgy music]
327
00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:06,894
- And that means
the next full moon is....
328
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,138
[Groans]
329
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,611
- I defs didn't get any signal
it was here, did you?
330
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:17,850
- No, no leg twitch.
Nothing!
331
00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:21,056
So, then it's definitely
that nightmare thingie.
332
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:22,860
- How'd it happen again?
333
00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:24,462
- Oh, I was ma...
334
00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,133
Uh, getting a soda and, uh...
335
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,770
there it was.
336
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:29,707
- Right.
337
00:16:29,974 --> 00:16:31,811
How was that soda?
338
00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:33,682
Extra delicious?
339
00:16:33,715 --> 00:16:35,151
Did you get me one?
340
00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:38,958
Or were you two too busy
drinking all the sodas yourself?
341
00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,696
- What are you talking about?
342
00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:44,069
- Why didn't you pick me
to get Michelle's flat soda?
343
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,671
Why did you pick Candace?
344
00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:47,542
I'm supposed to be
your best friend.
345
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:50,816
- Uh, excuse me for picking
a different friend for once.
346
00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:52,886
- Are you and Candace
actually friends again?
347
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,489
- So, what if we are?
348
00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:56,961
It's not like you don't have
any new people in your life.
349
00:16:56,995 --> 00:16:58,798
- Well, excusez-moi
for having a boyfriend.
350
00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:00,702
- I don't care that
you have a boyfriend.
351
00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:02,114
- Well, I don't care
that you have other friends.
352
00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:03,708
It's just Candace?
353
00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:05,243
She is the worst.
354
00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,582
- You don't know her.
No one does.
355
00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,085
- I'm pretty sure I do.
356
00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:12,224
It's just really weird you're
being so secretive about it.
357
00:17:12,258 --> 00:17:14,095
- Me, secretive?
358
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,201
Pretty sure
this belongs to Sparrow.
359
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,105
Your boyfriend.
360
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,209
He must've dropped it off
in the back of my car,
361
00:17:21,242 --> 00:17:23,180
where, apparently, you had sex.
362
00:17:23,748 --> 00:17:25,151
[Dramatic music hit]
363
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,557
You know that car
is our sacred space!
364
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:32,665
- Well, at least I didn't bring
our most sworn enemy
365
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,269
to Pudge Patrol HQ,
366
00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:37,241
our absolute most private
sacred space!
367
00:17:37,776 --> 00:17:39,512
- Candace is not our enemy.
368
00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:42,285
She might be yours,
but she's definitely not mine!
369
00:17:42,318 --> 00:17:43,988
[Footsteps recede]
370
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,591
[Tense music]
[Door opens]
371
00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:49,900
[Door closes]
372
00:17:56,681 --> 00:17:59,228
[Tense music]
- I'd like to see that journal
when you're done with it.
373
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,623
- Ye
ah, no problem.
It might take me a while.
374
00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:04,997
- Hm, doesn't usually take me
that long to read, but whatever.
375
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,038
- That is cool.
Did you draw that?
376
00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:10,742
- Uh, what?
No, it's nothing.
377
00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:13,180
- Okay, sorry, never mind.
378
00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:15,685
- It's just, it's private.
379
00:18:16,153 --> 00:18:18,056
- You don't trust me
or something?
380
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,827
[Lilly clears her throat]
381
00:18:21,229 --> 00:18:22,900
- I... I do!
382
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,071
It's just my life
is complicated.
383
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,908
- What does that mean?
384
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:28,945
- I can't tell you.
385
00:18:28,978 --> 00:18:31,784
- All right, okay, I got it.
- Okay, okay, no wait!
386
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,731
- It's fine, we're doing
the whole hot cold thing,
387
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,191
I get it. I'm...
388
00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:37,595
I'm gonna go work on
my feather sculpture.
389
00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:38,932
[Gentle music]
390
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:43,040
[Astrid sighs]
391
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,344
- Thanks monsters
392
00:18:45,377 --> 00:18:47,014
and Lilly's stupid nightmare,
393
00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:48,952
that she won't even
tell me about.
394
00:18:55,631 --> 00:18:57,034
[Sigh]
395
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,876
[Footsteps approaching]
396
00:19:00,909 --> 00:19:04,115
- This doesn't look anything
like the picture I showed you!
397
00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:06,386
I already have to
go to this thing alone,
398
00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:08,958
which I always end up doing
and it totally bums me out,
399
00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,829
and all I wanna do
is just look around
400
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,866
and see these decorations
looking perfect
401
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,271
so that I'm not double
bummed out, you know?!
402
00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:16,974
- You know,
403
00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:19,379
if you don't want
to go to the dance alone,
404
00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:22,151
why don't you just ask somebody
to go with you?
405
00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:24,389
- What?
[Tender music fades out]
406
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:26,727
Shit, did I say that out loud?
407
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,036
- Tate.
- Ah, shit, what now?
408
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,006
- Go raid the art supply closet.
409
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,777
I need it,
I need the good stuff.
410
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,714
Get me the good stuff!
411
00:19:36,747 --> 00:19:39,385
Real feathers, gold yarn,
whatever is sparkly!
412
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,089
Anything to make this look hot.
413
00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:43,260
And gold paint.
414
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,897
[Tender music]
415
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,366
Take someone!
416
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,370
[Flip-flop shoes receding]
417
00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:53,247
- Well, up for a little
one on one?
418
00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,288
[Heavy sigh]
419
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,294
I'll take that as a yes.
420
00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,235
[Pensive music]
421
00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:12,853
[Doors closes]
422
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,161
- Jonas used to keep a box
of weird craft stuff
423
00:20:17,195 --> 00:20:19,132
that might chill
Michelle the F out.
424
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,436
Oh, there it is.
425
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:23,073
Top shelf.
426
00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:24,777
- All right.
427
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,479
You know, it's been fun
to hang out,
428
00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,918
me and you, like it used to be.
429
00:20:28,952 --> 00:20:31,089
It's been a while
since we were alone.
430
00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:32,759
- I guess.
431
00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:35,164
- You know, I was thinkin',
for old time's sake,
432
00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,335
maybe you could help me out
with something.
433
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:39,205
- Gross, Tate, I'm not gonna...
434
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,176
- No, uh, no,
that's not what I meant.
435
00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:42,779
I just...
436
00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:45,351
I thought maybe
you could explain to me again
437
00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,054
why you broke up with me?
438
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,127
- Seriously? I-I thought
we talked about this.
439
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,964
- Yeah, no we did.
It just, uh, it would,
440
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,803
it would help me out, you know,
to process some stuff.
441
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,306
[Sighs]
- Fine.
442
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,379
I broke up with you because we
want different things, Tate.
443
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,951
We have nothing in common,
and you know it.
444
00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:03,988
- Do I?
445
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,128
Or is it because you
and Lilly are together?
446
00:21:07,562 --> 00:21:09,900
Uh-
447
00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:12,338
- What are you talking about?
448
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,409
- Nice try.
I saw you guys kissing.
449
00:21:14,442 --> 00:21:16,881
- We weren't...
- I saw you.
450
00:21:16,914 --> 00:21:19,419
If you're going to break up
with me, Candace, whatever.
451
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,491
But I never thought you were
a cheater and a liar.
452
00:21:22,525 --> 00:21:24,830
- I never cheated on you,
I swear.
453
00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:26,232
[Scoffs]
454
00:21:28,905 --> 00:21:30,341
Please don't tell anyone.
455
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,278
Please.
456
00:21:34,215 --> 00:21:35,819
[Wings fluttering]
457
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,803
[Scoffs]
458
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,275
- You know what, Carl...
459
00:21:48,443 --> 00:21:51,016
for a stuffed animal,
you can be really judgey.
460
00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:53,988
Yes, I still have
my bedtime story books.
461
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,124
Ah...
462
00:21:55,157 --> 00:21:57,037
Well, maybe because they're
filled with my favorite
463
00:21:57,061 --> 00:21:58,898
make-bel
ieves,
you ever think of that, hm?
464
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,869
So, now, I'm just gonna
get to the story
465
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,438
of the Guardians, show the girls
466
00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,375
that it's all just
silly stories.
467
00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:11,089
[Tense music]
468
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,525
[Scoffs]
469
00:22:17,568 --> 00:22:19,138
It's uh...
470
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,775
It's not in here.
471
00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:24,115
If it's not in here, then, uh...
472
00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:37,843
Uh, it-it's fine.
473
00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:39,312
[Chuckles nervously]
474
00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:40,915
I said it's fine.
475
00:22:47,128 --> 00:22:48,563
- Everything okay?
476
00:22:48,597 --> 00:22:50,167
- Yeah, totally fine.
477
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,471
- You sure?
478
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,142
- Yep.
479
00:22:54,943 --> 00:22:57,014
- So, I was wonder... ing...
480
00:22:58,116 --> 00:22:59,552
[Gentle music]
481
00:23:13,313 --> 00:23:14,917
[Tense music]
482
00:23:18,123 --> 00:23:19,525
[Sighs]
483
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,043
[Chittering]
[Boom]
484
00:23:37,661 --> 00:23:39,265
- Hello?
485
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,077
[Loud eerie music]
486
00:23:47,181 --> 00:23:48,951
[Screech]
[Scream]
487
00:23:52,591 --> 00:23:54,262
[Raspy breathing]
488
00:23:54,295 --> 00:23:55,631
[Dramatic music]
489
00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:17,976
[Dramatic music] - May I talk to you?
490
00:24:19,645 --> 00:24:21,249
Privately?
491
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:34,041
So, I know you guys aren't
492
00:24:34,075 --> 00:24:36,079
hunting monsters.
493
00:24:36,112 --> 00:24:38,684
However, I do have some
really important information
494
00:24:38,718 --> 00:24:40,487
for anyone who was
495
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,291
hunting
496
00:24:42,324 --> 00:24:43,694
monsters...
497
00:24:45,765 --> 00:24:48,069
- Fine, yes, we're
hunting monsters. What?
498
00:24:48,103 --> 00:24:50,174
- Astrid!
- Yeah, well, he clearly knows!
499
00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:52,344
- According to my research,
500
00:24:52,378 --> 00:24:55,117
the three solar flares
that created the triangulation
501
00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:57,655
all occurred
on full moon nights.
502
00:24:57,689 --> 00:25:00,327
There's a series of
special solar eclipses
503
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,298
set to happen
over the next couple of months.
504
00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:04,302
Which means
505
00:25:04,335 --> 00:25:05,939
something big is gonna happen.
506
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,043
- What?
507
00:25:08,076 --> 00:25:10,347
- I don't know.
You're the monster hunter.
508
00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:12,719
- Okay, well, tell her
509
00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:14,455
that we opened the portal
on a full moon
510
00:25:14,489 --> 00:25:16,125
and that we should probably
check it out.
511
00:25:16,159 --> 00:25:17,595
- Tell her,
512
00:25:17,628 --> 00:25:19,599
duh, we should
definitely check it out,
513
00:25:19,632 --> 00:25:21,412
but, right now, we should
probably deal with the monsters
514
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,340
that are right in front
of our faces
515
00:25:23,373 --> 00:25:24,977
and deal with that later.
516
00:25:26,112 --> 00:25:28,183
- You guys can hear
each other, right?
517
00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:34,228
- Supplies?
518
00:25:34,262 --> 00:25:35,631
- Duh!
519
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,301
[Lilly sighs]
520
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,372
[Mischievous music]
521
00:25:45,050 --> 00:25:46,486
[Lilly sighs]
522
00:25:46,519 --> 00:25:48,156
[Astrid mutters
under her breath]
523
00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:50,627
- So, you won't tell me
about whatever that is
524
00:25:50,661 --> 00:25:52,264
but you're gonna tell Eggs?
525
00:25:52,298 --> 00:25:54,368
- I don't have to tell you
everything, you know.
526
00:25:54,402 --> 00:25:55,781
- No, you don't have to
tell me everything,
527
00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,208
but you don't tell me anything.
528
00:25:57,241 --> 00:25:59,254
You're always running off and
saying you can't tell me why.
529
00:25:59,278 --> 00:26:01,149
Like every single time
that we're together.
530
00:26:02,151 --> 00:26:03,721
What am I supposed to
do with that?
531
00:26:03,754 --> 00:26:07,261
- Excuse me, what did I say,
delinquent numero dos?
532
00:26:07,294 --> 00:26:09,465
Less talking, more crafting!
533
00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,079
- Screw this.
534
00:26:18,283 --> 00:26:19,686
[Gloomy music]
535
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,356
[Blows through teeth]
536
00:26:26,466 --> 00:26:28,270
[Tender music]
537
00:26:41,897 --> 00:26:43,500
[Tense music]
538
00:27:03,506 --> 00:27:05,210
[Chittering]
539
00:27:06,212 --> 00:27:07,615
[Sighs]
540
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,842
[Screaming]
541
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,846
- Oh, I know
what you're thinking,
542
00:27:22,879 --> 00:27:25,584
but the Guardian definitely
isn't in the demon book.
543
00:27:26,219 --> 00:27:27,856
So, stop.
[Laughs]
544
00:27:27,889 --> 00:27:29,893
Everyone knows
not to believe a Kevaculous
545
00:27:29,926 --> 00:27:31,629
in the midst of an exorcism.
546
00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:33,566
And besides...
547
00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:36,606
my dad wouldn't have lied to me.
548
00:27:37,308 --> 00:27:38,844
Right?
549
00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:42,618
I mean, it can't be, right?
550
00:27:42,651 --> 00:27:44,255
It-it's just-
551
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,725
It can't be.
552
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,469
Grozzy...
553
00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:55,477
Gulfopigus...
See?
554
00:27:55,912 --> 00:27:57,514
No Guardian.
555
00:27:57,548 --> 00:27:59,218
[Dramatic music]
556
00:27:59,251 --> 00:28:00,788
Oh...
557
00:28:00,822 --> 00:28:02,491
The Guardian, with a...
558
00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:04,428
With a "T".
559
00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:06,232
[Sighs]
560
00:28:06,265 --> 00:28:08,738
Well that doesn't mean he's here
in Copper's Cove.
561
00:28:10,407 --> 00:28:11,844
Ahh...
562
00:28:11,877 --> 00:28:13,646
[Dark music]
563
00:28:16,552 --> 00:28:17,922
Oh.
564
00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,944
- Well, you have longer arms,
just saying.
565
00:28:28,978 --> 00:28:30,614
- Oh, you're impossible.
566
00:28:34,622 --> 00:28:39,365
- Mm!
567
00:28:42,004 --> 00:28:43,573
- No.
568
00:28:43,606 --> 00:28:45,644
- Michelle, we need
more art supplies.
569
00:28:46,579 --> 00:28:48,684
For your beautiful decorations.
570
00:28:49,318 --> 00:28:50,755
Astrid and I could go?
571
00:28:50,788 --> 00:28:53,828
- We think we know where
Jonas kept the glitter gun.
572
00:28:53,861 --> 00:28:55,464
- Fine.
573
00:28:55,497 --> 00:28:56,934
Don't do anything weird.
574
00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,246
[Dramatic, dark music]
575
00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:24,856
[Gasps]
576
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:26,492
- You're a real dick,
577
00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:28,663
you know that?
578
00:29:28,998 --> 00:29:30,600
[Chittering]
579
00:29:38,349 --> 00:29:39,753
[Scream]
580
00:29:40,888 --> 00:29:42,859
- I didn't realize
it was necessary
581
00:29:42,892 --> 00:29:44,628
to slam every single door.
582
00:29:44,662 --> 00:29:46,508
- Well, I told you
the web wouldn't be in the caf.
583
00:29:46,532 --> 00:29:48,470
- It's too bright.
- Oh, well, sorry.
584
00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:49,863
Didn't realize
you were the expert.
585
00:29:49,973 --> 00:29:52,478
Not like I've been seeing
this thing in my dream all day,
586
00:29:52,511 --> 00:29:54,014
but whatever.
587
00:29:54,048 --> 00:29:55,685
[Locker mechanism clatters]
588
00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:57,521
- The other hallway
would've been faster.
589
00:29:57,554 --> 00:30:00,393
Maybe if Candace suggested it,
you would've listened.
590
00:30:00,427 --> 00:30:01,864
- Hm...
591
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,803
Hm, well,
592
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,672
the most responsible one of us
should hold it.
593
00:30:06,707 --> 00:30:08,309
-Mm-hm.
594
00:30:09,545 --> 00:30:10,982
[Sigh]
- Whatever.
595
00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:13,830
Okay, well, one less thing
on the list:
596
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,624
we need the video camera.
597
00:30:15,657 --> 00:30:17,494
- Well, I know where
Jonas kept it.
598
00:30:17,528 --> 00:30:19,508
- Oh, congratulations.
Why don't you go get it then?
599
00:30:19,532 --> 00:30:21,035
- Well, super, why don't I?
600
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,741
- Well, super, why-yi-yi-yi...
601
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,920
So I guess we're just gonna be
all business then.
602
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,556
- Yep!
[Sighs]
603
00:30:31,589 --> 00:30:33,026
All business.
604
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,371
Or...
605
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,042
do you want to talk about
anything else,
606
00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:43,346
like Sparrow for the
10 millionth time?
607
00:30:44,548 --> 00:30:45,952
- Nope.
608
00:30:45,985 --> 00:30:47,654
Oh, do you want
to say something else?
609
00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:50,060
Oh, never mind.
Just keep things to yourself.
610
00:30:50,093 --> 00:30:51,763
- Cause you're an open book.
611
00:30:54,568 --> 00:30:56,807
- Well, this has been
a goddamn delight.
612
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,109
[Screaming]
613
00:30:58,142 --> 00:30:59,578
[Snarl]
614
00:31:01,449 --> 00:31:02,886
[Creepy music]
615
00:31:02,919 --> 00:31:04,522
[Snarling]
616
00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:07,829
[Astrid and Lilly groan]
617
00:31:09,866 --> 00:31:11,469
- Great, look what you did.
618
00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:12,939
- What I did?
619
00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,110
- Lilly,
with both of us captured,
620
00:31:15,143 --> 00:31:17,080
how are we gonna get outta this?
621
00:31:17,114 --> 00:31:18,784
Who's gonna save us?
622
00:31:28,704 --> 00:31:30,584
[Tense, creepy music]
[Moans and groans
from all]
623
00:31:30,841 --> 00:31:31,777
[Calming exhale]
624
00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:33,981
- You think now might be
a good time to tell me
625
00:31:34,014 --> 00:31:35,851
- what's going on?
- Yeah, seriously.
626
00:31:35,885 --> 00:31:37,588
- Ditto!
627
00:31:40,627 --> 00:31:42,699
- Just tell 'em what's going on.
628
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:46,072
- Uh, yeah, um,
sorry, Sparrow, um...
629
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,411
Lilly and I are
kind of monster hunters.
630
00:31:50,614 --> 00:31:52,017
- What the...
631
00:31:52,050 --> 00:31:54,088
- That is not
what I expected you to say.
632
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,725
- This is insane,
633
00:31:55,758 --> 00:31:57,461
but I'm weirdly
not completely surprised.
634
00:31:59,131 --> 00:32:00,735
[Deep sigh]
635
00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:02,404
- Tell me the truth...
636
00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:03,974
- Are you kidding?
Always.
637
00:32:04,642 --> 00:32:07,614
- Do you think this dance
is gonna be totally lame?
638
00:32:07,648 --> 00:32:09,986
- No, what!?
No, it sounds totally awesome.
639
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:12,992
- Yeah, but am I totally lame
for going by myself?
640
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,564
- You could never be lame.
641
00:32:15,597 --> 00:32:17,735
You're like negative lame.
642
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,607
And you know this party
is gonna be killer
643
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,144
because you planned it.
644
00:32:22,177 --> 00:32:24,749
You are the best
party planner in Ohio.
645
00:32:24,783 --> 00:32:26,485
That's what I tell everyone.
646
00:32:26,519 --> 00:32:28,590
Plus you're super-hot and smart
647
00:32:28,623 --> 00:32:30,160
and you're such a good listener.
648
00:32:30,193 --> 00:32:32,064
Going stag is baller.
649
00:32:32,097 --> 00:32:34,769
So, that makes you a cool,
independent lady.
650
00:32:34,803 --> 00:32:36,439
- I am, aren't I?
651
00:32:37,174 --> 00:32:38,744
[Dramatic music]
652
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,649
Yeah, I am.
653
00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:44,488
- Okay.
654
00:32:44,521 --> 00:32:46,659
Okay, okay, so, this is
where you've been going
655
00:32:46,693 --> 00:32:47,895
this whole time.
656
00:32:47,929 --> 00:32:51,035
Oh, my God, I'm dating Buffy.
Holy shit, this is-This is rad.
657
00:32:51,068 --> 00:32:53,039
No, but you should've told me
about this before,
658
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,909
like, we were about to die.
659
00:32:54,943 --> 00:32:57,080
Like, "Hey, Sparrow,
monsters are real!"
660
00:32:57,114 --> 00:32:59,151
- Okay, I'm not
gonna let you die.
661
00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:00,921
- Monster thing
is old news, bro!
662
00:33:00,955 --> 00:33:02,524
You wanna hear the real secret?
663
00:33:02,557 --> 00:33:04,863
Candace and Lilly
are frickin' dating.
664
00:33:08,269 --> 00:33:10,540
- I wouldn't
really call it dating.
665
00:33:11,843 --> 00:33:13,847
- Okay, wait a second, Candace?
666
00:33:13,881 --> 00:33:16,252
Wait a second, Tate?!
Did you just out them?
667
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,824
On what planet
do you think that that's okay?
668
00:33:18,857 --> 00:33:21,062
That's beyond unacceptable,
you idiot!
669
00:33:21,897 --> 00:33:24,668
- Thank you.
- You gotta be kidding me!
670
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,672
Candace is your crush?!
671
00:33:26,707 --> 00:33:28,209
Why did you lie to me?
672
00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:30,715
- Why was I lying
to you about C-bomb?
673
00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:32,117
- Yes! I tell you
everything!
674
00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:33,730
And I would've told you
to run for the hills
675
00:33:33,754 --> 00:33:35,623
which you
clearly needed to hear!
676
00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:37,829
Man...
677
00:33:37,862 --> 00:33:39,665
are we even friends anymore?
678
00:33:39,699 --> 00:33:40,968
- Are we even friends anymore?!
679
00:33:41,002 --> 00:33:43,006
- You thought we were friends?
680
00:33:43,039 --> 00:33:44,809
- You guys call me C-bomb?
681
00:33:44,843 --> 00:33:46,555
Astrid, did it ever
occur to you that the reason
682
00:33:46,579 --> 00:33:47,758
I'm not nice to you is because
683
00:33:47,782 --> 00:33:49,118
you're a massive beyotch to me?
684
00:33:49,151 --> 00:33:51,222
- Oh, well,
it takes one to know one.
685
00:33:51,255 --> 00:33:53,026
Did it ever occur to you
686
00:33:53,059 --> 00:33:56,065
that I was just trying
to protect me and my friend?
687
00:33:56,098 --> 00:33:57,668
- Hang on...
688
00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,941
What did you mean by
"we're not really dating"?
689
00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:03,246
Do you not want this anymore?
690
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:05,583
Are-are you embarrassed
of your sexuality?
691
00:34:05,617 --> 00:34:06,853
Because I thought you said...
692
00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:08,757
- Uh, not at all.
She's fluid - duh.
693
00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:10,260
She's cool with that.
694
00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:11,862
It's you.
695
00:34:13,734 --> 00:34:16,605
- So, this was just some
big freaking joke to you?
696
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,609
- This was what
I was worried about!
697
00:34:18,643 --> 00:34:20,715
She's the C-bomb for a reason!
698
00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:22,284
Seems like she's playing you!
699
00:34:22,317 --> 00:34:23,930
Maybe you don't know her
like you think you do!
700
00:34:23,954 --> 00:34:25,934
- Right, because the only way
that someone like her
701
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,771
could like someone like me
was if it was a joke!
702
00:34:27,795 --> 00:34:29,098
- That's not what I said!
703
00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:31,034
- I'm not playing you.
I just...
704
00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,739
- LILLY:
Oh, my God.
705
00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:34,141
Tate's right.
706
00:34:34,809 --> 00:34:36,245
Astrid's right.
707
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:38,216
It is me.
708
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,155
You're embarrassed by me?
709
00:34:43,226 --> 00:34:45,797
So, that's why you didn't want
to make out in the stacks.
710
00:34:45,831 --> 00:34:47,802
- Wait, wait just another
goddamn second.
711
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,304
So this jock-turd, Tate-
no offense -
712
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:50,273
knew that you guys
713
00:34:50,306 --> 00:34:52,043
were hunting monsters
before me too?!
714
00:34:52,077 --> 00:34:53,679
- Sparrow, I-I...
715
00:34:53,714 --> 00:34:56,051
I didn't want you to, like,
be involved and
716
00:34:56,085 --> 00:34:58,089
- So, you've been
lying to only me
717
00:34:58,122 --> 00:34:59,759
for our entire relationship.
718
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,030
- Hey, guys!
719
00:35:02,064 --> 00:35:04,068
We should probably
get outta these hair cocoons
720
00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:06,605
before they dissolve our skin.
721
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:08,744
And one more thing:
722
00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:10,681
that thing is coming back!
723
00:35:10,714 --> 00:35:12,317
[All screaming]
724
00:35:21,268 --> 00:35:24,641
- Thank God for Michelle's
stupid craft project.
725
00:35:25,678 --> 00:35:27,782
I'm not gonna let us
die like this.
726
00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:29,618
- Hurry!
727
00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:34,661
- I'll get the rest of you
in a sec.
728
00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:36,298
[Screech]
[Scream]
729
00:35:36,332 --> 00:35:38,169
- Let me out, let me out!
730
00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,775
- Oh, come on!
731
00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:45,350
- Hurry, hurry!
732
00:35:45,383 --> 00:35:47,889
- I'll get you out,
I'll get you out!
733
00:35:49,424 --> 00:35:51,061
[Screaming]
734
00:35:54,301 --> 00:35:55,871
[Grunt]
735
00:35:55,905 --> 00:35:57,708
- Oh, my God!
736
00:35:57,742 --> 00:35:59,679
- EGGS: Come on!
- ASTRID: Yeah...
737
00:36:00,246 --> 00:36:01,983
- Oh, God, oh, God!
738
00:36:02,017 --> 00:36:03,352
[Screech]
739
00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:06,392
- Hey, slimeball!
740
00:36:06,425 --> 00:36:08,262
Over here.
741
00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:10,333
- Video camera!
- Yeah, I know.
742
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,339
Here.
743
00:36:16,245 --> 00:36:17,715
[Screech]
744
00:36:17,748 --> 00:36:20,721
- Don't forget to press record.
- Yeah, I got it.
745
00:36:24,294 --> 00:36:26,265
[Screech]
746
00:36:26,298 --> 00:36:27,969
[Squelching]
747
00:36:28,002 --> 00:36:29,238
[Screeching]
748
00:36:31,175 --> 00:36:32,444
[Screech]
749
00:36:32,477 --> 00:36:33,981
- Ah!
750
00:36:34,949 --> 00:36:36,218
[Grunting]
751
00:36:40,226 --> 00:36:41,863
[Screaming and screeching]
752
00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:43,867
- Whoa!
753
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:45,838
[Screeching and growling]
754
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,188
[Eggs sighs]
755
00:36:54,221 --> 00:36:55,891
- Huh.
756
00:36:55,925 --> 00:36:57,294
[Relieved sigh]
757
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,141
- Holy shit, that was awesome.
758
00:37:10,086 --> 00:37:11,690
- Wet hair in the orb.
Ugh! [Orb closes]
759
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:20,340
- Careful.
760
00:37:21,943 --> 00:37:23,346
[Sighs]
761
00:37:23,947 --> 00:37:25,316
- I'm sorry...
762
00:37:25,818 --> 00:37:27,955
I... I don't know what to say.
763
00:37:27,989 --> 00:37:30,326
- Whatever, you don't have to
say anything.
764
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,197
Actually, that goes
for all of you.
765
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:34,201
We should probably
keep this under wraps.
766
00:37:34,234 --> 00:37:36,105
- TATE: Yeah, for sure.
767
00:37:36,138 --> 00:37:38,342
- I'm sure you'll be
happy about that.
768
00:37:38,376 --> 00:37:39,979
- Thanks for saving us.
769
00:37:41,515 --> 00:37:43,386
You two make a really good team.
770
00:37:43,987 --> 00:37:46,191
- Yeah.
Some team.
771
00:37:46,927 --> 00:37:49,966
- SPARROW: Are you good, man?
- BRADLEY: Yeah, no, no, no.
772
00:37:49,999 --> 00:37:51,335
This guy does not look good.
773
00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:58,115
- We can't destroy this tape
or else the monster
774
00:37:58,149 --> 00:37:59,953
will get released
back into the world.
775
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,488
But we need to hide it
776
00:38:01,522 --> 00:38:03,894
where no one
will ever watch it, so...
777
00:38:03,927 --> 00:38:06,265
do you think you can
take care of that?
778
00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:09,471
- I know exactly
what to do with it.
779
00:38:15,316 --> 00:38:17,989
- I can't believe
those art supplies
780
00:38:18,022 --> 00:38:19,424
spilled all over us.
781
00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:21,095
[Mischievous music]
782
00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:30,346
- Oh, she's asleep.
783
00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:34,889
- I think I'm gonna
get some air.
784
00:38:36,592 --> 00:38:38,396
- Are you okay, bro?
785
00:38:38,429 --> 00:38:41,402
- Yeah, that was one hell
of an escape room.
786
00:38:41,435 --> 00:38:43,940
I mean, I just thought
I was going to detention,
787
00:38:43,974 --> 00:38:45,443
but that was sick!
788
00:38:45,476 --> 00:38:47,113
[Laughing]
- CANDACE: Yeah.
789
00:38:53,927 --> 00:38:55,330
[Deep sigh]
790
00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:01,241
[Cap down on counter]
791
00:39:13,532 --> 00:39:15,169
- There.
792
00:39:15,203 --> 00:39:16,806
Nobody will ever watch that.
793
00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:19,578
No accounting for taste.
794
00:39:19,611 --> 00:39:21,181
[Upbeat music]
795
00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:37,180
- When I find out
796
00:39:37,213 --> 00:39:39,317
who poured my lunch
all over my couture hoodie,
797
00:39:39,351 --> 00:39:41,923
detention part two,
next Saturday!
798
00:39:44,027 --> 00:39:45,563
[Sigh]
799
00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:49,839
- Hey, Sparrow, where are you?
800
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,477
Can we please, please, please
801
00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:54,214
talk?
802
00:39:54,247 --> 00:39:56,018
[Sigh]
803
00:39:56,051 --> 00:39:57,888
Oh, great.
804
00:39:57,922 --> 00:39:59,391
Now what?
805
00:40:03,499 --> 00:40:05,236
- Mm...
806
00:40:06,105 --> 00:40:07,474
This is weird.
807
00:40:08,008 --> 00:40:10,346
I take it
from the slime in your hair
808
00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:12,493
that you've had the pleasure
of meeting the Somnium Viatore?
809
00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:14,154
- Yep.
Taken care of.
810
00:40:14,187 --> 00:40:16,358
- Oh, good, good, good!
Great work, excellent.
811
00:40:16,392 --> 00:40:19,197
Listen, I did some of the
research we talked about.
812
00:40:19,699 --> 00:40:21,535
And, uh, turns out
813
00:40:21,568 --> 00:40:23,606
that, oops, my bad.
[Laughs]
814
00:40:24,274 --> 00:40:26,111
I was wrong, okay?
815
00:40:26,145 --> 00:40:28,182
The legend is real,
the Guardian is real,
816
00:40:28,215 --> 00:40:29,618
and he's here, in town.
817
00:40:31,288 --> 00:40:32,892
- Cool.
818
00:40:33,592 --> 00:40:36,131
- Uh, that's one way
to deal with that!
819
00:40:36,165 --> 00:40:37,567
[Phone chimes]
820
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,204
So, you're-so, you're not mad?
821
00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:41,976
- Whatever.
[Phone buttons clicking]
822
00:40:43,012 --> 00:40:45,049
- And I saw the tattoos
823
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,185
you guys talked about.
824
00:40:46,218 --> 00:40:48,265
That's definitely, definitely
a Guardian thing, yeah.
825
00:40:48,289 --> 00:40:50,660
It's like, all those kids
that are marked,
826
00:40:50,694 --> 00:40:52,363
they're totally working for him.
827
00:40:53,165 --> 00:40:54,601
- So,
828
00:40:54,634 --> 00:40:57,140
Candace's mom is also definitely
working for them.
829
00:40:58,309 --> 00:41:00,313
- Shocker.
- Whatever. Who cares.
830
00:41:00,714 --> 00:41:02,283
- Oh.
831
00:41:02,317 --> 00:41:03,954
Okay.
832
00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:05,691
Yeah, I'm just glad
you guys are not mad
833
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,327
because it gets worse.
834
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,331
The Guardian wants to open
every portal at once
835
00:41:09,364 --> 00:41:10,399
using a giant orb,
836
00:41:10,433 --> 00:41:13,005
and I have to figure out
when that's going to happen.
837
00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:15,443
So,
maybe, probably
we should try to stop him?
838
00:41:15,476 --> 00:41:17,280
Hm?
839
00:41:17,313 --> 00:41:18,549
So, how about us three
840
00:41:18,582 --> 00:41:20,954
go to my pad,
hash out a plan, hm?
841
00:41:20,988 --> 00:41:22,600
- Why don't we just
let Lilly deal with it.
842
00:41:22,624 --> 00:41:25,029
'cuz she likes to do things
on her own.
843
00:41:25,062 --> 00:41:27,167
- Well, maybe we should let
Astrid deal with it
844
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,638
because, apparently, she knows
everything better than anyone.
845
00:41:29,671 --> 00:41:31,275
- Oh, my God.
846
00:41:32,243 --> 00:41:33,680
[Gloomy music]
847
00:41:34,614 --> 00:41:36,218
- Um...
848
00:41:36,618 --> 00:41:38,222
[Door closes in distance]
849
00:41:38,255 --> 00:41:39,692
What?
Hello?
850
00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,297
What's happening here?
851
00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:47,942
Li-Lilly?
852
00:41:49,211 --> 00:41:50,646
A...
853
00:41:50,681 --> 00:41:52,283
Astrid?
854
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,964
[Creepy music]
855
00:42:11,188 --> 00:42:12,624
- Hey, Sparrow.
856
00:42:12,657 --> 00:42:15,129
Your mom asked me
to give you a ride home.
857
00:42:15,162 --> 00:42:17,066
- Thanks, I'm gonna walk.
858
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,638
- Honey, don't make me
kidnap you twice.
859
00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:21,441
[Laughs]
860
00:42:23,179 --> 00:42:24,614
Get in.
861
00:42:24,648 --> 00:42:26,084
As a mom,
862
00:42:26,118 --> 00:42:28,322
I want to honor
your mom's wishes.
863
00:42:35,336 --> 00:42:37,106
[Creepy music]
864
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,489
[Thud]
865
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:48,229
- THE GUARDIAN:
Hello, Sparrow...
866
00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:51,468
- What?
867
00:42:55,610 --> 00:42:57,213
[New Wave music]
868
00:42:58,449 --> 00:43:00,152
♪♪ MALE SINGER:
So long ♪♪
869
00:43:00,821 --> 00:43:02,390
♪♪ Pretend ♪♪
870
00:43:02,725 --> 00:43:06,031
♪♪ to forget about
your old best friend ♪♪
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