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YAKKO & WAKKO:
Hi, we're the Warner brothers.
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And the Warner sister.
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And we'd like to invite you
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and all the members
of your household--
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To gather around the TV set
and join us now--
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For a very special episode
of Animaniacs.
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And what's so special about it?
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I'm not wearing any pants.
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Miss Cellany *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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Welcome to the Animaniacs
test kitchen.
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We're cooking up something
really different
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for today's show.
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All we need are our ingredients.
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YAKKO:
* A dash of Pinky and the Brain
A cup of Slappy Squirrel *
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* A tablespoon of Goodfeathers
Add Rita, Runt, then swirl *
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* We add a pinch of hippos
Buttons and Mindy too *
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* Now top it off
with Skippy Squirrel *
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* What's that make? *
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ALL:
* Animaniacs stew *
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What have we come up with?
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Just watch.
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* They're Mindy and the Brain
Mindy and the Brain *
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* One's a small child
And the other's *
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* The Brain *
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* He uses his lobe
To overthrow the globe *
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* She's whimsy
They're Mindy and the Brain *
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* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
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[GURGLING,
GIBBERING NONSENSICALLY]
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Hi, lady.
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It's "Mom."
Now, listen, honey.
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Mommy has to go to
a better-parenting conference.
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You stay right here and play.
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Okay, lady.
I love you. Bye-bye.
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Now, Brain, you keep an eye
on Mindy while I'm gone.
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I always get an attitude
from him.
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At last, that meddler is gone.
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I'm free to begin my plan
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to conquer the world.
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First, I'll use telepathy
to open the cage.
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Now to get Mindy.
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Come, Mindy.
It's time for us
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to conquer the world.
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Why?
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By right of superior
intelligence
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I am best suited to guide
the destiny of this planet.
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Why?
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My empirical powers
give me the mandate.
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Why?
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Because it's something
I want to do!
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Okay. I love you.
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Mwah.
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I am uncomfortable with that.
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Now listen closely, Mindy.
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Using the gardener's weedkiller,
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some manure,
and a little zoysia grass
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I will construct
a powerful stink bomb.
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We'll use the lawn-mower engine
to construct a rocket
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and fill it with the gas.
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When precisely launched
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the prevailing winds
will spread the gas
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across the world's capitals.
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As the stench drives government
officials out into the streets,
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we will rush in and seize power.
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Do you understand?
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Mousy!
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Pretty Brain mousy.
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I am mortified.
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Little mousy, big head.
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Put me down, Mindy,
or I shall have to hurt you.
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Okay. I love you. Bye-bye!
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I sense I've completed
the first step of my plan:
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finding manure.
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[FLIES BUZZING]
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Pungent aroma, if I do say so.
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Now to construct the rocket.
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Buggy. Buggy!
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All right, Mindy,
bring me the mower.
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Soon the world will be mine.
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Whoa!
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Buggy go fast.
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Wee!
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Whoa!
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Gaah!
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[SPITTING, GRUNTING]
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Buggy go round.
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[LAUGHS]
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[LAWN MOWER APPROACHING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GIGGLES]
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Silly Brain.
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This is most unexpected.
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[GURGLES]
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Brain smell like poo-poo.
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I must rethink
my present career.
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What's that horrible smell?
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Is that you, Brain?
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Have you been allowing Mindy
to feed you old cheese again?
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Bad mouse.
Bad, bad mouse.
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I hate being chided.
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She'll be gone soon.
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Then I can begin my plans
for tomorrow.
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Another plot
to take over the world.
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But first,
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a bath.
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* He's stinky
They're Mindy and the Brain *
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* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *
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* They're Pinky and the cat *
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* Yes, Pinky and the cat *
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* Her name is Rita *
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* He's a lab rat *
A mouse.
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* They live inside a cage *
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* Making less than
Minimum wage *
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* It's dinky
They're Pinky and the cat *
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* Cat, cat, cat, cat *
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What do you want
to do tonight, Rita?
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I don't know.
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Eat you for supper?
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[GULPS]
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So far this is
my favorite episode.
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PINKY:
Narf!
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Oh, roomy accommodations, Rita.
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* She ate the rat
'Cause Rita is a cat *
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* Cat, cat, cat, cat *
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* We've been mixing up
The scripts *
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* All the livelong show *
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* Putting characters together *
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* Who normally wouldn't go *
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And action!
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Pesto, you're supposed to sing.
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Rita always sings.
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D-definitely sings here.
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What am I, a nightingale?
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Oh, someone listen to me warble.
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Coo. Look at me. I'm warbling.
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It's so pretty.
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Forget it.
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[SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY]
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Okay, Pesto, I forgot it.
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Boca Raton, what a nanook.
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I wish we'd find
a nice home.
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When are we gonna find
a nice home, Pesto?
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How am I supposed to know?
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Am I intimate friends
with Donald Trump?
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Do I work for Century 22?
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Are my pockets bulging
with real-estate listings
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awaiting your perusal?
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Uh, I don't know, Pesto.
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I just thought us dogs
definitely should have
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a roof over our heads.
Definitely a roof for dogs.
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What did you say?
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That us dogs should have a home.
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Are you calling me a dog?
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Are you saying
that I'm ugly?
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That you don't want
your friends to see me?
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That because my face doesn't
shine like a crown of a king,
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I must be some kind of a beast?
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Gee, Pesto.
All I was saying--
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Here, boy. Here, big doggy.
Mm-mm.
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Come here, boy.
Get out of the rain. Oh, my.
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Oh, boy. A nice human.
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Ow!
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What are you, an elephant?
Watch it, Jumbo.
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Oh, you poor dog.
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Come inside and dry off.
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Woof!
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[SCREAMS]
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Don't move, doggy.
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A horrid pigeon
just landed on your back.
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It probably wants
to suck out your blood.
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Oof!
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Nasty, nasty bloodsucking bird.
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Nosferatu.
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Pia Zadora.
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Come, boy. Let's go
inside my house
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where it's nice and warm
and filled with stuff.
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Julius La Rosa,
that hurts.
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You'll rest here
and be a dog,
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and I'll go get you
a nice big bone.
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Mm-mm.
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[YAWNS]
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[SQUAWKS]
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Ow.
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Be nice, Crackers.
We have company. See?
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It's a big dog whom I shall call
Scout or Mr. Mumphead.
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I haven't decided.
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[WHISTLES]
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Crackers. Crackers.
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Don't be jealous.
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You're the dearest thing
in the world to me
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which should give you
some idea of my values.
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Mm-mm.
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[SNORING]
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What do I look like here,
a doorstop?
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Ronzoni!
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Now to wake up Runt
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so we can get
the heck outta here.
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[SQUAWKS]
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[SNORTS]
Oh, boy. Something scared me.
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Something definitely scared me.
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What are you doing
with the fur sticking up?
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I don't understand,
is this something dogs do?
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Something scared me,
definitely scared me.
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CRACKERS:
Crackers. Crackers.
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[SQUAWKS]
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Excuse me.
What did you say?
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Crackers. Crackers.
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Aw, gee, Pesto.
What are you gonna do?
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What am I gonna do?
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I'm gonna teach
that bird some manners.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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You know, you belong
on a pirate's shoulder,
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you miserable LaGuardia.
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Do you have something
you wanna say to my beak?
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[SQUAWKS]
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Crackers. Crackers.
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Are you calling me
crackers?
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Are you saying I'm a large
sodium-covered square
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here to amuse you?
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Crackers. Crackers.
Crackers.
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That's it.
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Hey, here's your saltine--
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That's gonna be trouble,
definitely trouble.
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PESTO:
I'll give you a cracker
upside the head.
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00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:55,200
Stop it. Stop it at once.
262
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,300
Crackers.
263
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,534
Crackers.
264
00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:03,367
[SCREAMS]
265
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,934
How dare you suck the blood
from my parrot.
266
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,767
Horrid, horrid,
undead bird!
267
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,501
Did you see me beak him?
268
00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:14,467
I beaked him real good.
269
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,868
He never laid a wing on me.
270
00:12:16,868 --> 00:12:18,701
Get out! The both of you.
271
00:12:18,701 --> 00:12:20,968
You were in this together
the whole time.
272
00:12:20,968 --> 00:12:23,167
It was a plot
to hurt my Crackers.
273
00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:27,367
Don Pardo.
274
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:32,534
Ah, gee, Pesto.
275
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,901
I know, I know.
I'm supposed to sing. Fine.
276
00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:37,234
* La, la
La-la, la-la, la-la *
277
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,834
* La-la, la-la, la-la *
278
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,000
There. You happy?
279
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,267
That was good, Pesto.
280
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,267
You think it was great?
281
00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:44,501
No, but it was good.
282
00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:45,901
But you think
it was good, right?
283
00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:47,467
Hey, you know what?
284
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,434
I could be the next
Wing Newton.
285
00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:52,133
[PHONE RINGS]
286
00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,434
* She's Katie Ka-Boom *
287
00:12:55,434 --> 00:12:56,868
* Katie Ka-Boom *
288
00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:59,834
* She lives in a house
With a garden in bloom *
289
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,901
* Her family knows
That any time soon *
290
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:04,234
* Their little lady, Katie *
291
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:05,767
* Goes ka-boom *
292
00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:16,834
KATIE:
You're gonna like my parents.
293
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,234
They're weird, but they're nice.
294
00:13:18,234 --> 00:13:20,067
Wait here.
I'll go find 'em.
295
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,567
Mom? Dad?
296
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,300
We're in here, hon.
297
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,901
He's here.
298
00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:26,067
Who's here?
299
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,234
It's C.B. We're dating.
300
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:29,934
You're dating C.B.,
301
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,067
the student council president?
Yup.
302
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,634
We-- Th-the captain
of the wrestling team?
303
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:36,567
That's him.
Wait'll you meet him.
304
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:39,434
I'll be right back.
Nobody move.
305
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:42,334
I heard C.B. will be
this year's valedictorian.
306
00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:44,534
Well, now, I heard
he's taking the wrestlers
307
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,834
all the way
to the state championship.
308
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,267
I heard he's a giant chicken.
309
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,734
Tinker!
310
00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:53,100
Don't talk about
Katie's boyfriends that way.
311
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,033
Mom, Dad, meet C.B.
312
00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:58,734
C.B., these are my parents.
313
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,901
What?
314
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:11,968
Sweetie, can we have a word
with ya in, uh, p-- Uh, private?
315
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,400
Be right back.
316
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,300
What is wrong with you two?
317
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,667
I'm so embarrassed.
318
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,000
Katie, about C.B...
319
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,601
Isn't he just dreamy?
320
00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:28,767
No, honey.
He's a chicken.
321
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,434
With feathers
and a-- A beak.
322
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:33,167
I told you he was a chicken.
323
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,734
He's not a chicken.
324
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,667
Bawk-bawk.
325
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,300
Katie, darling,
we're only trying to protect you
326
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,434
from getting hurt.
327
00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:42,601
You never like my friends.
328
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:45,200
KATIE [IN A HARSH VOICE]:
You never like anyone I like.
329
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,200
Katie. Now, darling,
please just calm down.
330
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:52,133
Hit the dirt!
331
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,467
[RINGING]
332
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:54,467
[BLARING]
333
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,467
[BEEPING]
334
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,968
[CLUCKING]
335
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:02,467
You never like my friends.
336
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,434
Never. Never!
337
00:15:10,968 --> 00:15:12,467
[ROARS]
338
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:15,634
Ba-kaw!
339
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,667
Huh?
340
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,534
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You really are a chicken.
Why didn't you tell me?
341
00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:23,133
[CLUCKS]
342
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,033
[IN HARSH VOICE]
Why didn't you tell me?
343
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,367
[ROARS]
344
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,567
Here we go again.
345
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,534
Katie,
you're overreacting.
346
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,400
I'm not overreacting.
347
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,000
I'm dating...
348
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,501
a chicken!
349
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,033
[CLUCKING]
350
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,834
[***]
351
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,367
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Mom,
352
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,200
C.B. and I broke up.
353
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,234
[SOBS]
354
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:54,534
There, there.
355
00:15:56,901 --> 00:15:59,667
* You wear a disguise
To look like human guys *
356
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,801
* But you're not a man
You're a chicken, Boo *
357
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,834
* We found this old computer *
358
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,167
* And then we fixed it up *
359
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:13,234
* We threw in
All the characters *
360
00:16:13,234 --> 00:16:15,267
* Now they're all mixed up *
361
00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:19,434
* She's the crankiest
Of creatures *
362
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:21,467
* In the whole wide world *
363
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:24,834
* This short cartoon features
Dottie the squirrel *
364
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,000
The name's Dot.
365
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,434
Call me Dottie and ya die.
366
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,200
* That's Dottie *
367
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,200
I warned you.
368
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:53,934
The time has come
369
00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:56,200
for the mother-in-law
of all battles.
370
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,968
Soon the world will tremble
as I, Sodarn Hinsane,
371
00:16:59,968 --> 00:17:03,667
unleash my really neat
new armies upon the Mideast.
372
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:06,567
Nothing can stand in my way.
373
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,200
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
374
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,601
Uh, excuse me.
375
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,300
Is this the Baghdad Cafe?
376
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,801
No. Who are you?
377
00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,801
[***]
378
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,901
* We're the Warner brothers
We like to sing a lot *
379
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,767
* My name's Yakko *
* My name's Wakko *
380
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,801
BOTH:
* And here's our sister *
381
00:17:25,901 --> 00:17:26,901
Slappy.
382
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:28,400
"I'm the cute one."
383
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,567
I don't get it.
384
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:31,033
This old squirrel?
385
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,467
She is 10,000 years
older than sand.
386
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:35,334
How can you be
brothers and sister?
387
00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:36,400
Shh. Don't tell her.
388
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,501
She's adopted.
389
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:40,000
That's it. I'm outta here.
390
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,968
Where's Skippy? Skippy?
391
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:44,601
Aunt Slappy.
392
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:46,434
You're not Skippy.
393
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:49,234
What the heck's
goin' on around here?
394
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,634
Now, now, calm down,
sister sibling.
395
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,934
We're at the Baghdad Cafe
for brunch, remember?
396
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:54,934
No.
397
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,601
And this is the headwaiter.
398
00:17:56,601 --> 00:17:57,868
What?
399
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,567
Garcon, a table for three,
please, by the window.
400
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:07,000
[GASPS]
On second thought,
how about something
401
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
closer to the kitchen?
402
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,601
This should do
just fine.
403
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:13,267
I am no headwaiter.
404
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,934
Good. Then I won't have
to tip ya.
405
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:19,000
Stop that!
You are eating Kuwait.
406
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Needs salt.
407
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,667
[BURPS]
408
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,968
Thanks for sharing.
409
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,567
Guard. Guard!
410
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:25,767
Get in here.
411
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,601
Remove these pests.
412
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:32,934
Slappy, your line.
413
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,534
All right, all right.
414
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,267
Let me see here.
415
00:18:36,267 --> 00:18:39,300
"She leaps
into the handsome guard's arms."
416
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,334
Give me a boost, will ya?
I'm old.
417
00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:46,367
Okay, here goes.
418
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:47,934
[COUGHING]
Ahem.
419
00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:50,968
"Hello, nurse."
420
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,667
I don't get it.
What does that mean?
421
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,033
Enough.
422
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,567
I couldn't agree more.
423
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,567
Do you know who I am?
424
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:58,701
Why? Did ya forget?
425
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:03,467
Little fools,
I am the leader of Iraq.
426
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,834
The supreme commander.
427
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:07,334
The mighty Sodarn Hinsane.
428
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,667
"Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm Princess Angelina
429
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,667
Contessa Louisa Francesca--"
430
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,601
Ah. Forget it. I'm done.
431
00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:16,667
Here. Have some dynamite
down your pants.
432
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,267
[SCREAMS]
433
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:29,234
* Our story is over
Its ending is happy *
434
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:32,400
* Thanks to Yakko, Wakko
And our sister *
435
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,167
* Slappy *
436
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,801
Next time I'm askin'
for script approval.
437
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:46,834
It's that time again.
438
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,334
To pad out the show?
439
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:50,501
To search for Elvis
at 7-Elevens?
440
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:53,067
No. It's time to learn
the day's lesson.
441
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,400
And to find out what it is,
442
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,634
we turn to...
443
00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:56,868
the Wheel of Morality.
444
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,567
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.
445
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,667
YAKKO:
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.
446
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,000
Moral number three.
447
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,734
And the moral
of today's story is:
448
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,901
You can teach
an old dog new tricks,
449
00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:10,901
but you can't
teach Madonna to act.
450
00:20:10,901 --> 00:20:14,300
That makes me feel
all kind of warm and squishy.
451
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,000
Either that,
or I sat in something.
452
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,100
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
453
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,767
ALL:
Yike!
454
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,033
[***]
455
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:00,133
ALL:
Aaah!
456
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,667
There's a horrible bug
on your shoulder.
457
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,234
ALL:
Aaah!
458
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:05,534
Just kidding.
459
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:07,033
[LAUGHING]
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