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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Where's Lon Chaney *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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I know we're not rabbits,
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but it's a Warner Bros.
tradition.
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So this
is Pencil-vania.
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Disgusting.
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Not as disgusting
as Willard Scott in a leotard.
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But anyway, according
to the map, we made it.
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Pencil-vania,
our homeland.
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As cartoon characters,
we were drawn.
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Ergo, Mom and Dad
must be pencils.
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So let's get the lead out
and find our family tree.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Hope that wasn't it.
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On second thought,
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let's start
the search tomorrow.
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I'm tired.
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I'm hungry.
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I'm cute.
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Hey, I can't help it
if I'm cute.
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Now to find a place
to spend the night.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Hey, there's a great place.
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We're not that stupid.
We just know the plot.
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Come on.
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Ooh, it's so scary.
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Don't wait for me.
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Ah, ignorant
little travelers.
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It's been many years since any
have come willingly to me.
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Who are you?
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BOTH:
We're the Warner brothers.
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And the Warner sister.
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I'm Yakko.
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Does Batman know you're
wearing his cape so badly?
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I'm Wakko.
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Mwah!
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Did you miss me, huh?
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Please.
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You're washing off
my Old Spice.
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And I'm Dot,
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but you may call me
Princess Angelina
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Contessa Louisa Francesca
Banana Fanna Bobesca III.
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Tee-hee.
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I get this from guys
all the time.
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Snap out of it!
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I am Count Dracula.
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Didn't you used to teach math
on Sesame Street?
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Stop your silly chatter
and enter.
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The night is long,
and I hunger for company.
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[GROWLS]
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[***]
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
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DRACULA:
Let me in, you little weasels.
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That guy sure
dresses funny.
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This is Pencil-vania,
Wakko.
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He's probably Amish.
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I'll handle him.
I saw Witness twice.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Greetings, good Amish farmer.
How's it going with thee?
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Is there a place hither
where we may sleep yon?
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Impudent child.
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You can't make
a fool out of me.
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Well, you can't
blame a guy for tryin'.
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Puny mortals.
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Now witness the power
of the undead.
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Neat trick.
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Hey, look at me.
I'm a bat too.
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You are not a bat.
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Oh, you're right.
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But this is.
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Oh, I'm not well.
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Good farmer, mayest we
see-eth our rooms now?
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Why, certainly.
Walketh this way.
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[GROWLING]
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You boys will be sleeping
in the, uh, Mary Poppins suite.
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It's very cozy.
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[GROWLING]
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Sounds like Howard Stern.
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Uh, yes, the plumbing is old.
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Now, nighty-night.
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Whew.
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Velcro.
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Here is your bedchamber,
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filled with the pretty stuff
of a young girl's dreams.
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[***]
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Nice decorating.
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Let me guess, Satan?
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Anyway, I'd like
to stay up and gab,
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but I'm feeling
just a wee bit sleepy.
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[SNORING]
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Hey, whatcha doing, mister?
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You gonna suck her blood?
Empty her tank?
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Turn her into one of your
legion of zombie vampires
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who live to do
your evil bidding?
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Or are you gonna make out
and play kissy face
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and hope your dad doesn't
butt in and ground you?
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Huh? How about it, mister?
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[HISSING]
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[YAWNS]
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[GROWLS]
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[GROWLS]
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[SQUEAKING]
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DOT:
Yoo-hoo!
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What do you think?
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Do they make me look
like Sheena Easton?
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Foolish little whelp.
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Now you will learn
the meaning of eternal slumber.
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Slumber?
As in slumber party?
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Let's!
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[GASPS]
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Know any dreamy guys?
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Tell us.
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Oh, please, please.
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Let's play with makeup.
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[SMACKS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Get away from me,
you little monsters.
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DOT:
Wait!
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We were just about
to order pizza
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and tell ghost stories.
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[***]
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[PANTING]
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[YAWNS]
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Peace, at last.
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[SCREAMS]
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[COUGHING]
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Hast thou any
coffin drops?
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Hey, he's locked in.
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Oh, no.
He'll suffocate.
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[SIGHS]
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[SAW BUZZING]
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Hangeth on,
kind farmer.
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We shall
saveth thee.
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Oops.
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[GIGGLES]
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[ROARS]
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[GROWLING]
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Your lives here have ended.
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True, mister Amish man,
for we must check out.
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'Tis morning!
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[WHIMPERS]
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And me without my sun block.
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[PLAYS "REVEILLE"]
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Wakey wakey!
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Rise and shine.
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We'd like waffles
and a big cheese wheel
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for breakfast.
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[CROWS]
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[GROWLS]
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[SCREAMING]
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YAKKO:
Boy.
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Who knew the Amish could have
such explosive tempers?
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You know, Yakko,
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maybe this isn't
Pencil-vania after all.
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You're right,
Dot.
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We never should have
taken that left turn
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at Kennebunkport.
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Come on.
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Ahh.
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Pencil-vania, at last.
Homeland of our ancestors.
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[JABBERS]
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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[SCREAMS]
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This is Tasmania,
not Pencil-vania.
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Let's face it.
We need a new map.
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[***]
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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Sweep on, you foowish
wittle villagers.
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You'll soon know the power
of Dr. Phrankenstein.
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Come, Mr. Squeak.
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It is time the world
met my watest cweation.
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[SQUEAKING]
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In school,
they called me mad and insane.
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They also called me
Old Hoppy Big Bottom.
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I wonder what that meant.
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[CRASHES]
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Hm, I must speak
to the cweaning people.
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They've overwaxed
the fwoors again.
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Up, Scout. Up.
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Good dog!
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[GROWLS]
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Pay attention, Scout.
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I order you
to attack the village.
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Destroy it.
Walk all over it.
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[BARKS]
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[LAUGHS]
[SQUEAKS]
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Oh.
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No, not walkies.
I didn't say walkies.
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I said walk
over the village.
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Oh, follow me.
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[SQUEAKING]
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[GROANS]
[GROANS]
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See the village?
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I order you
to wipe it out.
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Now go.
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[GROWLS]
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Soon the world will learn
to fear and obey me.
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First I'll destroy
a small village,
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then a large village.
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Then a small town,
then a large county seat.
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Then a midsize suburb,
with easy access
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to schools and shopping.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, fudgie-poo!
A short circuit.
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Now I'll have
to replace his brain.
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I couldn't just go out
and buy a monster dog
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that was covered
by a warranty. No.
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I had to be
Miss Do-It-Yourself
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and build my own.
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Argh.
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[SQUEAKING]
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[CRASHES]
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Great.
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We're all out
of dog brains.
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I don't ask for much,
just one dog brain.
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That's all I want.
A solitary, simple dog brain.
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[CRASHES]
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I hate being wet.
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Yep, it's wet.
267
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,667
It's definitely
wet out here.
268
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,567
Uh, I'm sorry
I got us kicked out
269
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,000
of that count guy's home.
270
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,167
What was with
that bat fetish, anyway?
271
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,834
Don't know,
but he hates Italian food.
272
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,601
Definitely hates garlic.
273
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:25,334
If we find another house,
just follow my lead.
274
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:27,501
[***]
275
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:32,033
* Let's try for two *
276
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:34,434
* What's the sense
In stopping now? *
277
00:14:34,434 --> 00:14:38,267
* Just me and you *
278
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:41,901
* We're the pros
With the know-how *
279
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:45,167
* To get kicked out
Of every place *
280
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:48,033
* We've ever set a paw *
281
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:50,834
* We're not through *
282
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,601
* Let's try for two *
283
00:14:57,434 --> 00:15:00,133
* Home, ahoy
Told you, boy *
284
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,901
* Follow my lead
Watch my ploy, Runt *
285
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,434
* You gotta use your brain
And think *
286
00:15:06,434 --> 00:15:07,701
Let's get fed.
287
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:09,167
* Give it a whirl *
288
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,267
Hurts my head.
289
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:11,801
* Oh, Runt *
290
00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:14,801
* You gotta use your brain *
291
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,667
* Hot dog
Check it out *
292
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,067
* Santa sent me
Brains for Scout *
293
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:24,000
* Come on
Stay with Auntie Glory *
294
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,701
* Forever in my laboratory *
295
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:28,033
* Watch my stuff *
296
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,434
Let's begin.
297
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:30,834
* Don't you bark or-- *
298
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,000
Track mud in?
299
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,334
* Hey, Runt *
300
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:35,133
* You just
Used your brain *
301
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,467
Uh, def--
Who, me?
302
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,267
*You just used
Your brain *
303
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:44,167
The poor-cat-in-the-rain look.
304
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,767
It never fails.
305
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,734
[MEOWS]
306
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,767
My goodness.
A big wet doggie.
307
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:58,133
Nice following of my lead.
308
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:02,934
DR. PHRANKENSTEIN:
A big wet doggie.
309
00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:04,901
Just what
the mad scientist ordered.
310
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,634
I'm going to remove
your cerebral cortex
311
00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:14,434
and place it inside
a large monster's head.
312
00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:16,801
Doesn't that sound
like grand fun?
313
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,467
[BARKS]
314
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:22,767
I'd better
check on Runt.
315
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:25,367
A cat's work
is never done.
316
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:26,801
[SLURPS]
317
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,501
[SQUEAKS]
318
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,100
[CRASHES]
319
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,501
[***]
320
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,234
What a nice human.
321
00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:41,100
She tied me to a little bed
so I won't fall off
322
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,834
when I take my nap.
323
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,968
I sure wish Rita was here.
324
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:46,033
Definitely.
Yeah, I definitely do.
325
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,334
[***]
326
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:50,200
* Standing in the lab
Watching dials twirl *
327
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,634
* You're lying on the slab
Let me give it a whirl *
328
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,133
* Let me open a valve *
329
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:58,300
* I'm a hands-on kind of girl *
330
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:03,734
* Soon you'll be better
And raring to go *
331
00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:07,300
* I'll rule the world
From here to Kokomo *
332
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:11,801
* Call me insane
I'm a hands-on kind of dame *
333
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:17,133
* Your cerebellum's
Great for my morale *
334
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:20,634
* 'Cause I'll be taking over
Right from this locale *
335
00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:25,868
* Thanks a bunch, pal
I'm a hands-on kind of gal *
336
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,000
* Cha, cha, cha *
337
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,067
[BARKS]
338
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,133
You liked my little song.
339
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,267
[BARKS]
340
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:35,067
[***]
341
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:38,334
What a surprise.
Runt in trouble.
342
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,567
Having fun?
343
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,868
Oh, hi, Rita.
344
00:17:44,868 --> 00:17:47,267
I've been having a nap
with a sheet and everything.
345
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,234
For $50 and a chance
for the Festiva,
346
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,634
how many brain cells
does a dog have?
347
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,467
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
348
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:57,634
Nine. Definitely nine.
349
00:17:57,634 --> 00:17:59,801
DR. PHRANKENSTEIN:
Here I come, puppy.
350
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,601
By the by, are you covered
by Blue Cross?
351
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:07,901
I have to know who to bill.
352
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,901
[CACKLES]
353
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:10,934
Oh!
354
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:12,534
[GRUNTING]
Oh, a kitty.
355
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:15,534
I suppose it wouldn't hurt
to have a cat brain on file.
356
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,434
Speak for yourself, honey.
357
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,167
Oh!
358
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:21,901
[SCREAMS]
359
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:23,968
[SQUEALING]
360
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,534
[THUNDER CRASHES]
361
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,801
[***]
362
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:38,400
Arise, Scout! Catch them!
363
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,467
Don't let them escape!
364
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:44,801
[SCREAMS]
365
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,000
RUNT:
I was definitely
in trouble, wasn't I?
366
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,467
RITA:
Good call.
367
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,067
[HISSES]
368
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,534
[SQUEAKING]
369
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,300
[CRASHES]
370
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:05,167
[***]
371
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:08,601
That's it, Mr. Squeak.
Get them.
372
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:11,834
At least something
around here obeys me.
373
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:18,100
[***]
374
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,267
[SQUEAKING]
375
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:32,667
[CRASHES]
376
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,634
Uh, Rita...
377
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,100
What should we do?
378
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,200
Maybe we should stay here
and take a nap?
379
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,534
Okay.
380
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:46,534
Jump!
381
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,567
[GROWLS]
382
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,434
Good doggie.
383
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,534
Uh, I'll get you
a nice wrecking ball.
384
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:06,701
[SCOUT BITING]
385
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,601
[PHRANKENSTEIN WHIMPERING]
386
00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:10,567
PHRANKENSTEIN:
Heel. Heel.
387
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,667
[BARKS]
388
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:18,968
Origami, Mr. Squeak.
389
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,534
From now on,
I'll make little,
390
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,834
fluttery paper animals
that can't hurt me.
391
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,033
[MOANS]
392
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,067
[SQUEAKS]
393
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:29,267
[***]
394
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:32,701
[BURPS]
395
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,467
Can we jump off
the castle again?
396
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,868
That was fun.
397
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,434
I don't know what that human
wanted with you, Runt,
398
00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:41,100
but it couldn't have been
your brain.
399
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,067
Getting bounced
from two homes
400
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,868
in one night
is a new record for us.
401
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:51,267
* Let's try for three *
402
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,000
* What's the sense
In stoppin' now? *
403
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,934
* Just you and me *
404
00:20:57,934 --> 00:21:01,234
* We're the pros
With the know-how *
405
00:21:01,234 --> 00:21:04,734
* To get kicked out
Of every place *
406
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:07,234
* We've ever set a paw *
407
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:10,434
* Life's rent-free *
408
00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:13,968
*Let's try for three *
409
00:21:16,968 --> 00:21:20,200
Good idea, Rita.
Let's try for three.
410
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,300
Dogs. Go fig.
411
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,501
[***]
412
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:31,334
[***]
413
00:22:04,434 --> 00:22:07,601
I still think they make me look
like Sheena Easton.
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