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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea Bad Idea."
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Good idea:
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Dressing up for Halloween
as a pirate.
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Bad idea:
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Dressing up for Halloween
as a pi�ata.
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[KIDS CHEERING]
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The end.
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[***]
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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Shirley MacLaine-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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[***]
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[CROWD MUTTERING ANGRILY]
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People of Iraq--
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[SCREAMING]
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[***]
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* You plunge into the fire
And it's really hot *
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* You have to stay forever
Whether you like it or not *
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* Where the torment
Never ends *
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[SCREAMING]
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* You got fiery brimstone
And demons for friends *
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* You're in Hades now
For eternity *
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* Hope you're not too choosy
'Bout your company *
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ALL:
Ow!
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I so love a musical number.
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Fetch me an insurance salesman.
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I want to torment someone.
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[ROCKS CRUMBLING]
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We're here.
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Hate to tell you this, Wakko,
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but I don't think this
is Six Flags Over Flushing.
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On second thought,
forget the insurance salesman.
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Those three
will do quite nicely.
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Ah, this Thomas Bros. map
is ridiculous.
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You see? We should have made
a left in Cucamonga,
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and a right in Azusa.
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I am Satan--
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We're trying to figure
something out.
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Would you be a doll,
hold that thought?
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Sorry.
Later,
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I'm gonna give you
some makeup tips.
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And another left
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at Roger Ebert's
House of Pudding.
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[ROARS]
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Some people always have to be
the center of attention.
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Little fools. I am Beelzebub.
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Lucifer. The reaper of souls.
The really angry one.
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I am Satan.
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[LAUGHS]
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So that's nothing.
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[IN A HARSH, RASPING VOICE]
I'm Princess Angelina Contessa
Louisa Francesca
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Banana Fanna Bobesca III.
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[CACKLES]
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Just a little thing I do.
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You blundering dolts.
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Don't you realize you've entered
the fiery realm of Hades?
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Hades?
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[***]
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Boy, they were right.
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It didn't have a chance.
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Silence.
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And now prepare to suffer
indescribable torment.
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Another Bob Hope special?
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Worse.
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Behold:
Cerberus, the hound of Hades.
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[GROWLING]
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Cerberus, my pet,
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toss these fools
into the lake of fire,
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but slowly.
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I want to watch them
wiggle in agony.
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How 'bout if we just
wiggle here?
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[IN UNISON]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
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wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle, wiggle--
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Cease this at once.
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Cerberus, my pet,
throw them in.
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Wanna meet my pet?
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[ROARS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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Hey, does George Hamilton know
your tan's better than his?
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Silence! I don't want to hear
another peep from you.
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ALL:
Peep, peep, peep,
peep, peep, peep--
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Stop peeping.
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ALL:
Peep, peep, peep,
peep, peep, peep--
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Ooh.
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Beyond these doors is an agony
worse than all others.
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You will remain in here
for eternity listening to...
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whiny protest songs
from the '60s.
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* Oh, I hate the government
More than you and me *
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* The government
Stole my goldfish *
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* And unplugged my TV *
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Enjoy.
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You dare mock
the Prince of Darkness?
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Prince? Where?
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He's dreamy.
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Not.
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[ROARS]
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I can do that too.
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Look at me, I'm a giraffe.
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Ha!
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Silly mortal,
I can grow taller than you.
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Bet you can't.
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You win.
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[GRUNTS]
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Blasted horns. I knew I should
have gotten them trimmed.
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Listen, if you're gonna hang
around here all day, we--
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We're gonna just take off.
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I haven't had a day
like this in some time.
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[***]
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Halt, you miserable mortals.
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Great trick.
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[WHISTLING]
[WHISTLING]
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Yeah, good one,
all right.
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Do you know
Siegfried and Roy?
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Do an impression.
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Come on, do one.
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Do an impression.
Yeah.
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I'm really not
very good at impressions.
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WACKO:
Oh, come on.
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DOT:
Just do it.
Just a couple. Go ahead.
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Okay, just a few.
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Here's Curly Howard
on a visit to Wisconsin.
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[AS CURLY]
Oh, Larry, jeez.
Moe, Larry, cheese.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Curly Howard
ofThe Three Stooges,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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My next rendering...
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Huh? Huh? No!
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["ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT"
PLAYS]
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Get off that boat.
It goes to purgatory.
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[***]
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ALL:
* Purgatory, here we come *
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* So long
Hate and devil's glum *
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* Where fires will spire
into the night *
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* Where boulders will smolder *
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* Sizzling bright *
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* The afterlife's
Cruel politics *
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* Sends us on the river Styx *
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* At our feet flames
take their licks *
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ALL:
* O purgatory, here we come *
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YAKKO:
Well, I guess the worst
of it is behind us.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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Now, foolish mortals,
you will know the awesome fury
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and power of my revenge.
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Prepare yourselves
for an eternity of terror.
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[AS CAPTAIN KIRK]
Wakko, anything in your gag-bag
that can handle this?
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No, Yakko.
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Dot, comments, analysis.
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Nothing, Yakko.
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Bones.
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Darn it, Yakko,
I'm a doctor, not a magician.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Well, looks like it's up to me.
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Freeze-frame!
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[GROWLS]
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You've frozen everything.
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Do you have any idea
how long it takes
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to get the pilot lit?
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Get out!
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[THUMPING]
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[CHOIR SINGING]
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Darn. This isn't
Six Flags Over Flushing either.
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I am Saint Pe--
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Would you be a doll
and hold that thought?
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[***]
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[***]
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[CROAKS]
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[CROAKS]
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[CROAKS]
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[CROAKS]
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WOMAN:
* Doodle-dum-da, doodle-dee *
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* Da-doodle-doodle-dee *
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* Da-doodle-doodle-dee *
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* It's not pretty being me *
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* Da-doodle-doodle-dee
Da-doodle-doodle-dee *
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* Da-doodle, doodle-dee *
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[WOLF WHISTLES]
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[SLOT MACHINE CLICKING]
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[BELL RINGING]
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[ACCORDION PLAYS]
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Dear diary, another lonely day
is coming to a close,
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and I have not yet found that...
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[SIGHS]
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...special someone.
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[OLD-FASHIONED CAR HORN HONKS]
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[***]
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It seems so very unfair
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that I have no one to share
life's tender moments.
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Someone warm and kind,
with really rich parents.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh well,
tomorrow's another day.
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Your faithful servant,
Minerva Mink.
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MAN:
* Doo, da-doo, da-doo, da-doo *
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* Doo, uh-hoo, da-doo, da-doo
Da-doo, doo-doo, uh-hoo *
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* Da-doo, da-doo, da-doo
Doo, da-doo, da-doo, da-doo *
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* Doo, da-doo, da-doo, da-doo
Doo-doo *
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Minerva Mink,
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er, um, would you go out with...
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Wilford B. Wolf,
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are you asking me out
on a date?
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I suppose I could wear something
sleek and scandalous.
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Ooh, I'd like that.
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And I suppose we'll take
a long romantic walk
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under the starlight.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
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[DUCKS QUACKING]
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And I'll probably cuddle up
close and cozy.
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Ooh.
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And whisper sweet nothings
in your ear.
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[ALARM BLARING]
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Well, not in this life, bub!
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I can't feel my legs.
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MINERVA:
* La, la, la, la
La-la-la *
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* La, la-la, la-la *
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* Dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee *
* Dee-dee, dee-dee, dee, dee *
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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* Be my love
My turtledove *
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* The pretty little mink
I'm dreaming of *
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Girls have an innate
weakness for musicians.
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* My one and only sweetie pie *
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Hit the road, jack.
253
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,100
Ain't she neat?
254
00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:50,434
I wish Minerva
would go out with me.
255
00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:52,534
I've tried everything I could.
256
00:11:52,534 --> 00:11:56,033
What else can I do
but mourn my loss?
257
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:58,601
[HOWLING]
258
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:05,434
That does it.
This has got to stop.
259
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,767
[HOWLING]
260
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,767
I'm feeling a tad strange.
261
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,200
[GROWLS]
262
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,767
[BOTH GASP]
263
00:12:32,601 --> 00:12:34,300
[HOWLS]
264
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:54,701
[INHALES SHARPLY]
265
00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:56,701
[***]
266
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,767
[HOWLS]
267
00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:06,067
I'm gonna give that howling fool
a piece of my mind.
268
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,567
All right, Wilford,
I've had enough of this.
269
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:13,400
Oh, hi, Minerva.
270
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,300
Hammina, hammina, hammina.
271
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,801
[CHEERING]
272
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,367
[PANTS]
273
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,100
Don't budge.
I'll be right back.
274
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,667
What's gotten into that gal?
275
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:31,968
[SNEEZES]
276
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,701
I must be coming down
with something.
277
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,901
Sorry about that, lover-boy.
278
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:44,100
I wanted to slip
into something more...comfy.
279
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,901
You like?
280
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:48,167
You look peachy, Minerva,
simply peachy.
281
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,901
[GASPS]
282
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,834
You? What did you do with him?
283
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:52,834
Who?
284
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,234
Him. Where is he?
285
00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:01,501
Oh, lover-boy?
286
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:03,734
Where are you?
287
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,567
Ollie, ollie, oxygen free!
288
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,868
Just my luck.
289
00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:17,501
I finally meet the hunk
of my dreams and--
290
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:20,934
And he gets scared off
by mondo-nerdo over there.
291
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:22,934
[***]
292
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,667
What a life.
293
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,067
Yahooey!
294
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,567
My man!
295
00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:35,334
My, you're acting
mighty strange.
296
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,868
Maybe tonight's
not a good night
297
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:41,000
to take a long romantic walk
under the starlight.
298
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,968
Ooh, I'd like that.
299
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:50,634
We can snuggle up close
and cozy.
300
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:52,667
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
301
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,000
Oh, boy.
302
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,567
Oh, boy.
303
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:13,701
I'll whisper sweet nothings
in your ear.
304
00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,334
Kiss me, baby!
305
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,334
Mm-mm.
306
00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:23,934
[HOWLS]
307
00:15:23,934 --> 00:15:26,467
Wilford! What? Wh--?
308
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:32,701
Say, what kind of crazy wolf
are you, anyway?
309
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,300
Were.
310
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,033
Were? You're a werewolf?
311
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,634
Yup.
312
00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:40,167
Wilford?
313
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,200
Yes, Minerva?
314
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,334
When is the next
full moon gonna be?
315
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,000
According to most lunar
calendars, every 28 days.
316
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,767
Good things
are worth waiting for.
317
00:15:55,701 --> 00:15:57,701
[***]
318
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:03,601
*It's The Mr. Skullhead Show *
319
00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:06,601
* Starring him, Mr. Skullhead *
320
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,667
* Because it's his show
That he has *
321
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,601
* Mr. Skullhead *
322
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,000
[CRASHING]
323
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
[***]
324
00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:30,534
[***]
325
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:46,133
[HUMMING]
326
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:51,767
Ooh, interesting.
327
00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,601
Alon calling.
328
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:02,968
[DOOR CREAKS]
[GASPS]
329
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,334
Oh.
330
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:11,901
Hello.
331
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:13,367
Alon.
332
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:17,767
Hello.
333
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,000
[GASPS]
334
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,434
Oh, my goodness.
335
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:31,267
You have bony hands.
336
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,868
[PIANO PLAYS]
337
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:40,200
I can help you.
You'd better come home with me.
338
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,200
[***]
339
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,200
[DOOR SHUTS]
340
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,734
You must be so hungry.
341
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:54,534
You're nothing
but skin and bones.
342
00:17:57,167 --> 00:18:00,234
Oh, you're right.
You're nothing but bones.
343
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:01,400
[CHUCKLES]
344
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,767
You'll have dinner
with my family.
345
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:09,234
But first, I'm going to
highlight your bone structure.
346
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,234
[***]
347
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,100
Alon has developed
a whole new line of cosmetics,
348
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,567
and I've been dying--
Oh, sorry.
349
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:21,701
I've wanted to try it out.
350
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:27,033
Hm. I'd better call
my Alon distributor on this one.
351
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:29,100
I don't know what to do
when a client is skinless.
352
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,467
Son, you can stay here with us,
353
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,467
but you'll have
to make your own living.
354
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,400
Now, do you have any
special skills?
355
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,634
Look what he can do
with his bony hands.
356
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,100
[***]
357
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,601
[GROWLING]
358
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:29,334
Skullhead Boneyhands
has a way with dogs, doesn't he?
359
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,334
[***]
360
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:48,334
Oh, look how happy Skullhead
Boneyhands has made Dog!
361
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,534
Oh. Well, I guess
that's the end
362
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,634
of Skullhead Boneyhands,
everybody.
363
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:05,701
Great.
364
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:07,234
And I was gonna
marry him.
365
00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:16,868
ALL:
* That's
The Mr. Skullhead Show *
366
00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:19,868
* Starring him, Mr. Skullhead *
367
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:22,901
* And it's the end
Of the show that he has *
368
00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:24,601
* Mr. Skullhead *
369
00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:31,868
[***]
370
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,133
Wanna see me make bubbles
with my spit?
371
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,501
Uhh...
372
00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:05,601
Maybe later.
373
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:07,100
[***]
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