Original subtitles

Translation and adaptation: LionKing09 Subtitrari-noi Team/subtitrari-noi.ro

Closer...

Go from there!

Leaves!

Stupid bird!

Do you want a piece of me? Come back!

I'm a postman!

Let's put it out there...

POSTMAN.

It's just a mailbox.

It's just a mailbox.

Not!

Whoever hits him in the eye first, he drives his car.

Wednesday? Pugsley? How many times have I told you don't play with the postman when he runs away?

Let's play Spanish Inquisition.

You cut their fingers, I'll bring the kit.

The kids. No matter how much you shout at them or you ask them, they always want more.

Let's see what we have here.

Crap, Crap. Franklin's Magazine in which he built his House of Horrors.

What is this?

To stay!

Arrived!

Arrived!

- I have it. Finally. - What exactly, love?

A new branch of the Ebola virus?

- Mad cow disease? - No, better than that.

Gather round, it's time for a family reunion!

You came to see me the latest invention.

Pugsley's birthday is coming up. What does every boy need?

Not! That's it! An evil dog!

But then I remembered the incident with the woman at the party.

I came up with the perfect solution.

Stay there.

Move away.

So he's cute? His name is Butchy.

Come on, Butchy, it's time.

I trained him to respond to words which people would not expect.

Look at this.

Good boy!

Just like Wednesday when he has to take a bath.

That's how it works...

That's enough.

Ready!

Good job! Bravo!

Make sure he attacks head first, I only fed him human hair.

And he likes it very much, right, butchy?

What's up now?

A family gathering? I hope it's important.

my dear family

We all know what an honor we have to bear the name Addams.

We are special and unique people. People with an identity.

People with visions and goals.

Fashionable people.

People with hopes and dreams.

And what makes us different today?

The ancestors.

What separates us from the animals.

That and taxidermy.

Sorry, Friedrich.

I have the book with me all the details related to the ancestors.

Complete genealogy of the addams family!

You see, everyone with this name is in front of you.

death certificates, autopsy reports,

Complete lists of names on which you could only see them on the labels.

It's great!

I bet there's another Addams family, waiting to be found.

Might give us a chance to find out.

"Publications with the genealogical tree can put you in touch with lost relatives,

even family reunions."

"Unlimited access to all relatives for the modest sum of $5,000."

What a great day!

It will surely be the best our investment.

- Grandpa! - Grandma!

Grandpa!

What a surprise! When Fester and I heard that you came, we were going to have a heart attack!

More than that is needed to kill an Addams.

Mortimer, look at the little one. She is very thin and pale.

It looks like black suits you.

I think bau-bau left something in masarda for you.

Look, young evil. Your Siberian bomb.

And for you, my dear niece:

- The victim, Bonnie. And the executioner, Clyde. - You spoil my children, right?

Are you sure they will grow abnormally?

Not.

We just want them to be honest, respectful...

and exemplary members in society.

You almost fooled me.

Let's go to the house. Fast. Before you catch a cold.

- How was the trip to the country, grandma? - Very delightful.

I hate dolls. And I don't like it that I still look at myself as a child.

I know, dear, but don't forget that they are your great-grandparents.

Very old and frail. Be glad they won't live long.

I have news for you. Grandfather and grandmother they told me they wanted to stay for a while.

Wonderful!

We will have a chance to play of the gallows with the neighbors.

Like old times!

I propose a toast...

For life, death, and family.

Not necessarily in that order.

There are spots on my glass.

It is impossible. The dog died seven years ago, wasn't it, kids?

This food is so tasty and crispy. You know, Esmeralda.

The secret ingredient makes it crispy.

Does anyone know the score at the yankees game?

You noticed something strange at our grandparents?

Of course.

No my dear. Did they make you feel weird?

Reasons to laugh?

Don't forget that for me they are still lost.

Tradition clearly says that it must to despise them.

Without my own feelings.

I can't wait to grow old together let's share the mess of the years.

Cataracts.

Uncontrolled pain.

- Arthritis, kidney stone. - Unsuccessful medical procedures.

Next to each other,

connect to devices that they keep us alive all night.

In bitter agony, until it leaves our life.

When we hear a sound...

I am very glad that they came to stay with us for a while.

It's terrible.

Winter in Florida. Online sales. Keep looking.

I found!

"A rare affinity for wear normal and ballroom dancing.

Appears with age, and there is no cure."

I can't live anymore.

Horror...

Horror!

Gomez, stop torturing yourself.

You need a warm bath and a massage.

It's more than I can bear.

There is nothing to me take away the pain from the heart.

Hello, the postman has come.

Life is very simple for you. Isn't that right, Alicia?

Thank you.

Magazine, Noi Doi...

What is this?

I have very good news.

We were invited to a family meeting at the Primrose Hotel.

They sent us the fake invitation to the car and signed.

Gomez, are you sure this is the right time? What about our grandparents?

- They need us. - That's why we're going now! Don't you understand, Fester?

It's possible that someone in our family to have experienced

this rare disease, and have a remedy.

Maybe, maybe, we have a wizard talented in the family.

Now you think!

Are you taking us too?

Do you not want to see your nations lost?

- I'd rather drink gasoline and set myself on fire. - That's how I want you!

Look for Lurch and tell him to stop packing.

- Gomez, don't we notify them beforehand? - And spoil the surprise?

I called Cousin Itt. He will come to help you relax.

And get rid of these.

Let's see: map, saw, scalpel, knife. They are all here.

Where are Pugsley and Wednesday?

I'm afraid you won't get off easily.

I'm afraid I forgot the old lighted lamp next to the bathroom drain.

You think grandma will wear hers favorite robe instead of panties?

don't worry honey I'm sure it will be fine.

Who took my banana bullet?

Wait.

What happens? The device is owned.

Why was Boris Yeltsin invited? at dinner in Alanona?

My heart beats like a monkey.

The whole system has gone crazy since I sent those invitations.

They spelled "Adams" with a single "d".

The company responsible for our heritage he could at least spell our names correctly.

Even Pugsley writes better.

And his teachers resisted only half a year.

Addams.

That's right. Good boy.

- Fester, are you okay? - I'm fine.

All addresses are messed up.

You arranged them before send them?

Not.

Let's sing.

I've finally arrived! The Primrose Hotel.

- That's it? - I'm not surprised that they didn't put pictures in the brochure.

Good morning! Welcome at the Primrose Hotel...

- Nice hat, son. - God bless you.

You are the group everyone is waiting for. I am very glad that you have arrived.

hello sir Welcome at the Primrose Hotel.

Yes, of course, go inside...

In the narrow corridor, then take the elevator,

down the corridor, follow the green carpet, third door on the left.

Please sir, to help you with your luggage...

Singing birds, bright sun, the smell of violets...

I want to go home.

please wednesday give him a chance.

A hotel this big must to have many skeletons in the closets.

I forgot that he is sick on long journeys.

We have to take him home where it is cold and isolated.

If only it were that simple and for grandparents...

We have 70 rooms, a swimming pool, two tennis courts,

three alleys and a kitchen with our own chef.

- Do you also have a cemetery? - No, but Tom Madlejn is buried in the garden.

Scary, isn't it?

Interesting. In the garden?

What kind of hotel does this?

Where did it disappear to?

I don't see skeletons.

It's ruining my happiness.

Honey, what a luxury hotel. We have our own bar.

- How does the patient feel? - Not too well. Maybe you need surgery.

Okay, but you remember our little one lesson from last time?

If the patient refuses to remain silent, I administer some anesthetic.

Good boy, Pugsley.

I'm sure you'll be first in class to medical school.

where is my brother

You know how shy Fester gets at large gatherings?

Probably in some dark corner, in the company of a spider.

He doesn't want to go out and meet long lost relatives,

to make new friends, to watch the other half die?

Be patient, my dear. As the sun rises after a rain,

I'm sure Fester will come out when he thinks it's good.

May...

Look!

Do you like bingo?

Addams here, Addams there, only Addams everywhere.

Are they our relatives?

Yes, Wednesday, it's running through them our blood.

too much meat not enough blood

You must be distant relatives who have just checked in.

Welcome, welcome.

- Dolores, stubborn. - We too.

- Dolores, what a beautiful name. - In Latin, it means pain and bitter.

I have been helping my husband for several years my to organize the meetings.

It's amazing what people we met.

Last year, I came across…

grilled...

We live in a strange world.

You don't know who you'll see next.

You have no idea how many times I said the same.

Philip, let's meet some people.

This is my husband, Dr. Philip Adams.

Gomez Addams, I'm honored.

- My wife, Morticia. - Enchanting.

My children: Wednesday and Pugsley.

And of course, Lurch.

- Lurch is not a complete Addams. - And Malkovski, Cohen,

Fregaso, Murtaga and Torez.

Apart from the kidneys, of course, we don't know where they come from.

But I assure you, has the heart of Addams.

- I understood that you are a doctor. - Philip is a leader of psychiatrists.

What a doctor!

Excuse me, I'm going to fill my glass.

- It was... something. - Do I introduce you to others?

Let your children know them too mine.

Did you hear that, honey? A specialist! I think Fester is crazy.

- Who are these people? - I maintain that we are gentiles.

What the hell is he doing here?

- Don't you think they came for the money? - I hope not. Only if...

You don't think the old man had an affair...

You are right.

It's amazing he had eyelashes for the three of us.

Speaking of which, where's Jeffrey? and his stupid wife?

He's a few hours late.

There?

- Is this the Primrose Hotel? - I'm not surprised that there are no pictures on the brochure.

Are you sure this is the correct address?

The invitation is printed. Maybe the company messed up.

Typical of the father!

First that cheap agency, then sends us into the middle of nowhere.

for a week in family hell.

I'm sure he just wants to to humiliate us.

I think we should go back and let's go home.

you have a date and I could do my pedicure.

What the? To leave Philip and Catherine to talk to father, to take our inheritance?

You're crazy?

Take care, dear. It looks like a dangerous road.

The road is not too difficult for this car.

Not!

What idiot leaves something like that on the road?

- Hurry up. My fingers are cold. - Honey, I'm doing my best!

Come on!

What is this?

Who keeps such a dangerous animal as a pet?

Jenny, Steve, they are your relatives: Wednesday and Pugsley.

Play together.

Mother...

Damn it, Steve! you will be good

you will have fun

you will enjoy your childhood which I did not take part in.

Pugsley. What an idiotic name is this still there?

It's in Slovenian, for stomach.

what is it butch

You're hungry again! Butch, look...

I have no hair to feed you. See, there's nothing there.

Good good. I'm looking for something to eat.

Stay here and don't leave until i come back

It's your turn, Katherine.

Morticia, you like black.

- Thank you. - Where do you buy from? Black&Dark?

Not. I make my own clothes.

I don't like to waste my free time doing shopping.

Hi! My name is Pugsley. But you?

Genes.

Do you like tomato worms?

I found one under the volleyball.

I was going to leave it for later, but I give it to you.

Steve finished the academy from Morland.

- He is in a hurry to invest in a bank. - Dolores, I think you are proud.

Where do your children go to school?

Due to the conditions and the danger, our children go to public school.

Caviar, ladies?

Yes of course.

Delicious!

- Caviar, ma'am? - No, I'm waiting for the larvae.

Do you think I'm special?

When he was little, Pugsley moved his harness, to appear alive.

How fast they grow...

It seems like only yesterday he was crawling on the floor.

So!

Strange!

That was a challenge.

Do you have other games?

- Are you sure you're okay? - I do not know!

Remind me to kill him on dad if we escape.

Who is?

Ma'am, our car broke down. Can we use the phone?

How do I know you don't sell? health insurance?

- God! How did he know? - I have no idea!

- What is the secret password? - Here you go?

I said, what's the secret password?

Trick or treat!

Bingo!

Be careful where you step.

The floor is a bit old.

My cousin and I were just playing a seven card game.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I had queen of spades when I left.

Liar! I'm sane! You are a cheater!

Sorry to interrupt your game, but we have to use the phone.

Sorry, but it's impossible. All lines are dead.

Our car got stuck outside, and we have to help somewhere.

I'm afraid you'll have to stay here until the storm passes.

Meanwhile, take a seat and come with us.

Child Protection number, please.

- Thank you! - He is not at home, at the office, or in the country.

What happened to the brother our weird?

If these freaks killed Jeffery and Melinda to take their place?

Darling, don't get your hopes up.

If something happens with our beloved brother,

I'm sure his properties they will be our comfort.

If it's a diabolical plan to eliminate the competition...

Hello.

Don't even think about it keep getting rid of me!

You are not suggesting...

Please spare me the acting.

I know you're poisoning dad. But do not forget...

If I don't get my full share, I go straight to the police.

Straight to the police.

Here you were!

Excuse me, Dr. Addams.

No, we are a family. You can call me Dr. Philip.

Dr. Philip.

We have to talk. About a serious illness.

As a member of the Addams Family, you have to help my grandparents.

He suffers from a rare disease. You may have heard of her:

- Alzheimer's. - Darling.

- I finished eating everything. - I'm having a lot of fun!

It kills me to see them like this.

First there was Matlok, and then Taperver...

Yesterday I heard them saying that they would like to to meet Willard Scott.

It's a burden on my family. What to do with this madness?

I know how it is. Maybe you know a solution?

Any treatment or drug, anything...

- I would recommend treating them. - How would you like me to do this?

- You think I haven't already tried? - Excuse me.

I asked for a real drink, not mixed with water!

Drink! Drink! Drink! where is the waiter Drink!

- Stop it! You make us laugh! - Get your hands off me! Who do you think You Are?

- Fool, I'm your first son. - You're just lazy. You are fired!

Stop it! He is still taking medicine.

I don't take any more. Pills! That's all you know!

- For your own good. - For good...

Take them and we'll talk later.

Then we will continue about the will.

We cannot be gentiles.

Our ancestors are dating from the second president of the USA:

John Quincy Adams!

Our ancestors are dating from Vlad the Impaler!

He's Mantis, and this one the yellow potato beetle.

Black is coming!

Come on, who's black?

Dad says she inherited them athletic genes.

But I inherited his colon.

- Dr. Philip, please help us. - Gomer...

- Gomez. - Finally. I keep forgetting.

How about calling me at the office? But he didn't call me on Tuesday.

Of course. You don't even dress like that.

Cousin Philip, come and show us what knowledge you have.

- The game of civilized people. - Civilized?

Cousin Philip left me without my Rolex once in this game.

Good shot.

Wonderful, wonderful.

Is that what you call a hit?

How about talking to money? Let's say $10,000 per game?

$10,000 of my own money against your medical services.

- Stupid. I'm burying you. - That never stopped me.

I'm sorry.

Be careful.

Get out of the way, sucker.

- You lost your slipper. Now I'm poisoned. - Did someone say poison?

- Of that? - How do you mean why?

How many types do you know? Arsenic, snake venom...

- Rat poison, cyanide. - A cocktail of legal drugs.

- Who's a sucker now? - Be careful what you say!

Let's solve this like civilized people. Through violence and brutality.

- What weapon do you choose? - I choose the sword. No, I choose the sledgehammer.

Start at 30 steps.

You can change weapons.

But only after the first shots. Agree?

I bet you're not able to use it.

I think he passed out!

Someone help her!

I won!

- Sorry, I have my hands full. And I won. - Here you go?

I can't believe you lost the jeep and the apartment in Hawaii.

I'm sorry, dear. You have to admit it's good.

I think you are hungry. Eat.

Thank you, but we are vegetarians.

Don't worry, dear.

All beliefs are from Morticia's garden.

Not bad.

Don't you have any tofu? or holy water?

No, I think I used everything.

See...

Toxins are kind of out of date, but it's hard to find fresh ones now.

Grandparents, I want to meet you with your new doctor.

Wait. How about ping pong? Double or nothing?

what do you think dear

I can't wait to see you lose!

Deal!

- Another point for me. - Gomez, you are fast as a horse.

Maybe you didn't inherit that.

How about tennis? Triple or nothing?

- Are you still reaching out? - Whatever!

Is boring!

What do you suggest?

Nitroglycerin. Warning: Explosive.

Where are you, Butchy? I have hair, I came as fast as I could!

Butch?

I brought you your favorite strawberry flavored!

God!

Come on Thing!

It's not time to sleep!

We have an escape!

Philip played professional tennis.

is your husband good

I don't think he played anymore.

You can do it, Philip.

You are better than him.

Let's start.

- You can do it. - On him, tiger!

Good luck, Gomez!

It's my game.

Come on, Philip. Win for us!

Prepare to die.

Bravo.

What are you doing?

We are breaking up. You take the rest of the rooms, and I the ladies' sauna.

You are not allowed to breathe.

You are not allowed to breathe.

Here you were!

Gene, your mother has been looking for you everywhere. They will play Piñata in the hall before dinner.

Come on, strike!

Good shot.

It's cold here. Can you turn up the heat?

Yes, but I don't know why it doesn't work.

OMG that he didn't plug it in!

Hurry Jaffe my fingers are freezing.

The floor is wet.

I'm done here.

Honey, we're getting out of here right now.

I can't leave looking like this!

What if someone sees me?

Shout louder! Don't you see what's going on?

We were almost poisoned. Then electrocute.

If we stay here overnight, there is little chance that we will wake up again.

not now baby we are late for dinner.

Morticia and Gomez Addams are late.

I like how it sounds.

How do I look?

To kill for.

Or at least crippled.

- Are you coming, children? - We thought we'd skip dinner.

- And let's unearth some nations. - Tom and Nadeline Primrose, right?

- Yes mom! - Realize that the gardener

he will flay you alive if he catches you there?

- Yes mom. - Then go and have fun.

Lurch, are you coming to dinner?

He often sleeps very deeply.

I just hope it isn't sleep again.

I need to get rid of the smell!

God!

I think I'm going to be sick.

Throw that book away!

Why don't you go do something I do normal kids? Watch TV or something.

Speaking of which, I insist you stop stay with them.

Especially with the weird fat...

Pugsley.

God, they've lost their minds.

Don't worry, dear.

They look like idiots.

Don't worry about your mother.

He will never find out. Besides, I never lost anyone.

I won some corpses, but I didn't lose any.

Besides, after tonight, you will never think the same again.

DJ, can you do a polka?

No, please.

Something dark and passionate, suitable for burial.

Okay, crazy white. It's done.

Good enough.

1897, a very good year.

I hope this place does useful utensils.

I look like a dog.

What are you doing here, you ugly dog?

Give me back the toothbrush!

Thank you You are a good dog.

Come on.

- Be careful where you step! - Good.

- Do you think they heard? - I do not know.

I can't stay here.

His eyes shine like fire.

Her hands are hot in my hands

Warm hands, cold heart.

Heart?

Butch, I'm coming, boy!

Gomez, this trip it was a nightmare.

if you pinched me now I would wake up screaming.

Let's welcome him with applause.

our sponsor, Mr. Walter J. Adams.

Take the light from me. And without it I see evil.

You called me to this family reunion.

I have one thing left to say.

And I tell you all.

You make me nauseous. You are nothing but useless and lazy!

I'm tired of listening to you old fashioned remarks.

I better let loose in my pants,

than to spend more a minute with you

In my whole life I haven't seen so many...

bloody bloodsuckers.

Blood.

I am out of. How about a vodka?

- I think it works. - Which would you like?

Bring two.

- What are you doing? - Where have you been?

I do not know.

Time for a snack!

Butchy, come back!

Come on, come on, come on!

Good evening.

Butch, I'm coming now!

I'd rather see you...

burning...

in the deepest place of hell!

He knows words.

You!

Philip!

You didn't have enough to beat me in all sports.

You had to turn my family against me, to steal my rightful inheritance.

Dr. Philip, you give me too much admiration.

To understand that we are no longer staying at $10,000?

- Wait, you'll kill him! - To death!

To death!

Help!

Call the police!

And animal protection!

"In case of danger, break the glass."

Let's get in here!

Who's ready?

Finally we will see how the blood runs in the family.

Isn't that right, dear?

Don't move!

Don't move!

Please...

Cheryl Darnell, inspector.

This badge entitles me, power and responsibility

to separate the children from the parents who I don't take good care of them.

You are under arrest for desertion children and endangering them.

Insults.

Attempted murder.

And maybe even a successful murder.

- Are you with them? - No, they are normal.

And now...

where are the children

I have to hide.

So.

Lurch is in trouble with sleep again.

I know how we can help him May Lurch rest in peace.

Get ready.

That's right, bastard hand.

What do we have here?

God...

It's illegal!

Leave the shovels! Now!

Come with me!

That's enough!

Are you done with the rest of my family?

I want to know everything the hideous details!

I can't keep us here like this.

no beds

no kitchen, no maid...

Gomez, did you hear that?

It reminds me of children.

can i watch now

It's your funeral.

Because of the problems from their family.

And from what I've seen so far, it's a miracle they lasted this long.

The poor children.

They need it urgently of a suitable home.

Let them be loved, cared for.

Being of my race, I feel I have to act.

I will help them. I will take them with me...

I will give them happy childhood which I did not take part in.

You are a strange dog.

What do you say, Butcher?

What do you think we should do? with your weird friend?

You will love my therapy, soon you will be a vegetable.

Very cool!

I wanted your brother first, but you need more.

Gomez will be jealous!

Don't stay like that!

We Addams. We are a family, united.

Limbs and other parts of man,

continue to live after what were cut? Not! Not!

Of course, for a short time, under the conditions laboratory, but not for long.

Gomez, you scare me. Please continue.

I'm asking for a reunion!

Let's tear down these walls! Let's break the shackles!

- Even if we die trying. - You are free.

That's okay too.

We are free, Gomez, my dear. Fate saved us again.

Maybe it's another miscarriage of justice.

Your bail has been paid.

- Walter Adams? - Do you think I sit with my hands in my chest?

To let my family escape what did they do to you?

Forget the cell keys.

- It's like you've been through hell. - You just say it like that...

I think I gave the rest as well to your family, Gomez.

We have to get the big ones first, before the warrant is issued.

There was no family reunion as bad as I expected.

- But I want to go home. - I know, Pugsley.

And I. But it's not the same without our family.

- Now we have to simplify things. - What if we wake them up?

Do not worry, I blocked all their doors.

Lurch, ten meters underground, a light grave for you.

You feel like you're going crazy. Oh, how I envy you!

Hurry up, Gomez. Sun rises.

You risk spoiling his good mood.

Lurch, are you there?

It's good to have you back behind the wheel.

Come on, Butcher. Come on, bro.

Don't you want a bite?

Force yourself. So!

Good boy!

What a beautiful day, how about going outside to play?

- Good. - Good.

- Come on, that's all you can do? - It's time for the barbecue!

- Fester, are you okay? - I feel like a thousand volts!

Come on, we have to wake up before the guards wake up.

- I promise you that you can come back to visit. - Brother!

- You can't do that, you don't have a license! - Done, done, Dr. Philip.

I would not treat you without a prescription.

Not a man like you, no, no... I would leave it to the professionals.

Thing!

Butch! My dog!

Did you have a good time in your cage? The Lucky Thing.

What are you going to do now, mom?

- Tell me, doctor. - We have a special patient.

- Children, are you okay? - Not nearly.

Come on, kids. The police will be here soon.

Come on, come on!

How was your visit?

Delores was talking about piano lessons.

I'm sorry I had to be exposed to it.

Watch where you're going, you moron!

Take care!

How can we help?

Time to say goodbye, Gomez.

- Take care of your family. - So I will.

If you ever get to Hollywood, don't forget to look for me.

Walter reminds me of my great grandparents.

Too bad it had to let's take them to the asylum.

Especially because of the flowers and air conditioning.

I prepared a small cake for dessert. Marco Stuart.

I don't understand why it is so long long Philip at the office.

Are you ready for a hearty meal? I stayed all morning to cook.

- Vegetable soup? - All from the garden.

- Fester. - I helped the children with the fireworks.

Don't be scared. Butcher doesn't bite.

Butcher is a good boy!

Pugsley, why are you angry?

It has something to do with a young woman young lady named Gene?

No, but I think I left my bomb Siberian to those weirdos.

Nothing is fair in love and war.

Gómez. It seems like yesterday he was little...

Now I feel the approach of nuclear winter.

I feel good, dear.

Yes. Very good.

Translation and adaptation: LionKing09 Subtitrari-noi Team/subtitrari-noi.ro