Original subtitles

[device beeps]

- Executive Agent Croft, what are you doing here?

- Quality control.

Why are you not out in the field, Agent Schloder?

- We haven't received any Decepticon alarms.

- Why wait for alarms?

Decepticons are all around us,

disguised in plain sight.

- Well, yes,

and GHOST gets involved when they start trouble.

- They are trouble, inherently.

Let's not wait for it to start before acting.

- But we have state of the art surveillance and analytics

to assess threat levels and keep us ahead--

- Global Hazard and Ordinance Strike Team.

Which part of the GHOST acronym makes us sound

like a reactionary agency?

Your team's Deception arrest record is light this month.

Go do your job, little brother.

- Can do, sis.

I mean, yes, Executive Agent Croft.

All recovery agents deploy.

We have a mission.

[all bickering]

- Can you move your-- - Agh.

- Okay, focus up.

I know it's a little tight in here

with all the new members of our t--

family, but while Robby and Mo are in human school,

I thought we could talk about the most important part

of being a Transformer.

- Having an adequate space in which to learn and live?

- Choosing your alt mode.

An alt mode isn't just another way to get around.

It's a form of protection,

protection for you and this whole family.

GHOST is out there arresting any Cybertronian they find,

so staying safe and staying hidden

is all the more important.

- [chuckling]

- How is that funny, Hashtag?

- Okay, so it sounded like

you were gonna talk for a really long time,

so I looked up Bumblebee alt mode, and--

- Whoa. You're so--

- Cute! - Wow.

- And this was a disguise?

- [laughing] Is this you?

[laughing]

- So why'd you switch vehicles?

- My old alt mode was revealed.

So I needed a new disguise

so I could disappear.

- How do I--I mean, us--we--

[laughs] How do--how do we choose

our alt modes?

- I'm gonna let Twitch and Thrash take the lead on that.

They know what it's like to be a Terran finding a new form.

So today, they're in charge.

- I was once a protoform like you.

Then I saw this drone, and I said to myself,

that could be me.

- Okay, you scanned it by accident.

My alt mode has meaning.

Your alt mode can be an expression of your personality.

Rocinante!

[engine revving]

- Anyway, you can all learn from us.

And together, we'll pick the perfect alt modes for everyone!

- No, thank you.

I like who I am as I am.

Besides, I'm working on something

that requires my attention.

- Nightshade, wait!

I could help. I have a third wheel!

- Well, I'm ready to learn, Twitch.

But I don't want my alt mode to be an accident.

I want it to be perfect,

like Bumblebee's.

- Boundaries, Jawbreaker.

We'll find you something less...me.

- Aah!

- You got this?

- [laughs]

- Who's ready for the ultimate adventure?

You are! - Right.

I think I just found a life hack

for DIY breakfast pastries.

- Well, I've got the life hack for life.

- [chortling]

Wha-- - We're going into town

to find you an alt mode.

- Twitch, come back, this is the only spot

in the barn that gets a good Wi-Fi signal!

- Pick whatever vehicle you want to scan.

Ooh, how 'bout a sporty coupe?

Or a zippy hybrid.

[gasps] Station wagon.

- What's going on? I can't get a signal.

- Hashtag, there's no Wi-Fi out here.

Now focus. We're here to find you

an alt mode, so start looking.

- I will, I promise.

Soon--ish.

- Come on, trust your big sister.

You'll love having an alt mode.

The sooner you scan a vehicle,

the sooner we can go home and get you back on the Wi-Fi.

- And then you can watch videos of sneezy puppies with me.

Plus the singing cantaloupe.

- Deal.

- Whoo! Sneezy puppy time.

- [gasps] Hashtag!

You scanned a GHOST van!

We're supposed to hide from GHOST,

not become them.

- You said pick whatever I wanted.

- Oh, no, shh, shh, it's--it's fine.

It's fine. Just change back,

and-- - Mission frosty complete.

You're welcome. Let's get back to HQ.

- Uh, who got the Berry Mash-Manilow?

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! That's me.

- Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

- You licked this, didn't you?

- Okay, no pressure.

I know you keep changing the subject

'cause you don't want to talk about alt modes,

but there's still plenty a big bro can show you--

like Fluffy Ears! [cow moos]

- Aw.

There is no more perfect name

in the human language.

- Yeah, she is pretty cute.

- Is she also a part of our family?

- I mean...basically.

- I am so glad you told me.

This changes everything!

Thank you, Thrash.

[cow mooing]

- Sure! If you like cows,

just wait till I teach you more Earth stuff.

Like...

How to juggle!

- Uh-huh. And what can my big brother

teach me about load-bearing timbers?

- Uh...

- Which one of you changed my settings?

- Nobody. You drove us here.

[device beeps]

- Ew, ice cream fingers.

Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, eww.

- Eh, Kwan, you want me to drive?

- I'm not doing this. It's the van.

[grunting]

- Oops.

- Stay calm, Hashtag. I'm here for you.

I'm your big sister,

and I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you.

- Twitch. Uh, Twitch!

- Whoa!

Hashtag!

[hologram warbles]

- It's a hologram.

Whoa!

[alarm blaring]

No! Please!

My sister's in there!

- Do you know what would make this go a lot easier?

A forklift alt mode.

- Do I want to know?

- Hey, Bee.

I'm helping Nightshade, like you said.

I--I'm not totally sure what we're doing,

but we're definitely bonding!

[device beeps] - Go ahead.

- Bumblebee! GHOST took Hashtag!

- Give me the details. I'm on my way.

[engine revs]

[tires screeching]

[all groan]

- That thing is cursed.

- I am gonna have some serious words

with the vehicle maintenance team.

- Okay, I gotta get out of here.

But if the agents see me in bot mode,

they'll capture me, and if I drive by myself,

they'll know I'm not a van.

Ugh! I thought having an alt mode was supposed to be fun!

- Now connected to GHOST intranet.

- Wha--where am I?

Hello?

Twitch?

Mom? [whimpering]

Dad?

[electric buzzing]

[buttons beeping]

Okay.

[whirring]

- Ow! - Ow.

- My leg! - I can't see.

- Huh. Well, that doesn't do anything.

[buttons beeping]

- Is everything on the fritz?

- All right. Fine.

[buttons beeping]

[electric crackling]

- What's happening? - What's going on?

[overlapping chatter] - Where are my cameras?

Bagheri, if this is your idea of a joke,

you know you're not funny.

- Agent Schloder, the whole system's malfunctioning.

It's a cyberattack.

- Impossible. Our security is tighter

than toe shoes on Bigfoot.

- But sir, there was an intruder alert at the entrance.

- Warning, security breach detected.

- All agents to the detention levels.

You don't have to be a dentist to know

this is not a drill!

[alarm blaring]

Somebody tell me what's going on.

- Anti-Energon fields are down.

It's a Decepticon jailbreak!

- This jail's broken all right.

I just walked out of my cell.

[bots purring]

- Oh, no!

[bots warbling]

Target Bombshell and Shrapnel.

The rest are mindless copies.

There's too many of them!

[engine revving]

- Bumblebee, I am so, so, so sorry.

I just wanted Hashtag to pick an alt mode,

but then they took her before I could stop them--

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cool your core and re--

- I'm her big sister. I'm supposed to protect her,

like--like you,

like a leader.

- Leaders always have a plan B,

like calling for help when they need it.

You did the right thing, Twitch.

[hologram warbles]

- Careful! There are lasers.

- Not anymore. Looks like security's down.

Cameras aren't responding either.

Saving Hashtag's gonna be a breeze.

[keyboard clacking]

- Sir, I think I found the source of the cyberattack.

It started when this van connected to our intranet.

It's using its GHOST credentials

to brick the whole system.

- Decepticon infiltrator, eh?

Not on my watch.

Bagheri, take control of that van

and take it down to the detention center.

- Okay, whatever this place is,

it has to be a part of my alt mode.

So...

Why can't I make anything work?

[engine turns over]

Okay.

I'm a van again.

What's going on?

No, you don't.

[tires screech]

[engine rumbles]

[tires screech]

Ugh.

[tires screech]

[tires whine]

Back online, whoo-hoo!

- There it is, the Decepticon.

- Ah, scrap.

- We're gonna need cover.

- It's a Decepticon trick.

Fan out. Search each one.

Find the infiltrator.

- We gotta get out of here.

- Hashtag, I'm so sorry.

- Ah! You came back for me!

- Of course I did.

I'm your big sister.

I'll always protect you.

- Are you hurt?

- I'm okay.

Except I, like, left my body I think.

Yeah, at first I was scared,

but then I saw these buttons, like, on a tablet

and was like, whoa.

But they didn't do anything.

- You were outside of your body?

- That's not a normal alt mode thing.

- And you saw buttons?

- Yes. I pressed all of them, and nothing happened.

[lasers blasting]

- Uh, yeah, it did.

[bots purring]

[bot purrs]

- This plan B is gonna need a plan B.

[bot purring aggressively]

[bots purring]

Roll out, Malto-bots!

Keep going. Don't let any GHOST agents see you.

[lasers blasting]

Hashtag, I think your vehicle mode gave you

control of GHOST intranet.

- Ah, yay me?

- Okay. We gotta find an exit

without any GHOST agents seeing us.

Hashtag, I need you to access the building's schematics.

- Oh-ho-ho, I can do that too?

- As long as there's Wi-Fi,

I'm pretty sure you can do anything.

[whirring]

[deep humming]

- I'm in.

- Sir, the cyberattacker, they're back in our system.

[keyboard clacking]

They're looking through files.

I can't keep 'em out!

[buttons beeping]

[puppy sneezing]

- Croft is gonna have my hide for this.

- Whoo! I can connect to the Internet from anywhere!

- How's the schematic coming, Hashtag?

- Exit's that way,

but the map didn't show this much traffic.

[device humming]

[bot purring]

- Bug boy's our distraction.

Move!

- That's a lot of Insecticons.

- Soundwave too?

Run!

- Whoa.

- You okay, Hashtag?

- Still on the Wi-Fi.

And I think...

[button beeps]

I'm getting the hang of this.

- Then find the way out--fast!

- All your [inaudible] belong to us.

- [growls]

- I remember that guy.

- Uh-oh.

Easy does it.

Good boy, Skullcruncher.

- [growls]

[growls]

- Roll out, Malto-bots!

- Stand down!

- [snarling]

[engines revving]

[stone cracking]

- Whoo-hoo! Now that's what I call--

- [snarling]

- Plan B.

- [sighs] There you are.

We were worried sick.

- Our sleeves were lit up all day.

- Sorry. It's all my fault.

I took Hashtag into town, and we--

- Got me a new vehicle mode!

- Whoa-oh, Hash-T! - Whoa.

- Whoa. - This is awesome!

- It's so cool. - That's awesome!

- A GHOST van! [laughs]

Looks like we're coworkers now.

Is that all that happened?

- There was some trouble,

but we handled it,

together.

- Hey, where's Nightshade?

I wanna show them my new alt mode.

- They've been acting kind of strange all day.

- It's the best way to keep a secret!

- Nightshade, what have you been doing all day?

- Why explain

when I can show?

I've been creating a bigger, better,

safer space for the whole family.

And I couldn't have done it without my big brother's help.

- Mm-hmm! Wait, what?

- With the three of us arriving,

the Malto family has grown larger.

And while I do not convert forms,

I thought our shared space should.

I tried to make the perfect spot for each of you.

Room to fly, a bike ramp,

computers, a lab,

and of course, space for Fluffy Ears.

You're going to love her.

[cow moos]

- Good to meet moo.

Nightshade, when did you have time to build all this?

- Oh, I've been chipping away at this for a while.

- [spluttering] But we're the big sibs.

We're supposed to be taking care of you.

- When you care about someone, that part goes both ways.

- Now this isn't finished.

Each of you has to add your own touches.

- I brought the Wi-Fi!

- Wait, you have Wi-Fi?

[all cheer]

- So sneezy puppy time?

- A deal's a deal, sis.

Roll them puppies!